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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Comedians joke about the struggle to work out, get in shape, and be healthy. Featuring material from Kevin Hart, Janelle James, Patton Oswalt, Nate Bargatze, Hasan Minhaj, Sheng Wang, Beth Stelling, Sebastian Maniscalco, Catherine Cohen, Joe List, Rachel Feinstein, and Max Silvestri.
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Комментарии • 163

  • @dvezha
    @dvezha Год назад +607

    “We’re not here to play games. We’re here to delay death.” 🤣

  • @taundra52
    @taundra52 Год назад +414

    Never heard of Sheng Wang, but his voice alone makes me laugh lol .. he's so chill 😂

    • @Campzzyzx
      @Campzzyzx Год назад +21

      Now go watch a set of Mitch Hedberg.

    • @taundra52
      @taundra52 Год назад +4

      @@Campzzyzx gonna go look now

    • @mewhzy1501
      @mewhzy1501 Год назад +4

      Wow, frfr.🤣 his voice reminds me so much of ricky velez. Ricky has a Hilarious stand up called 'heres everything'😂👍

    • @donnalo51
      @donnalo51 Год назад +3

      Cadence of Mitch Hedberg RIP

    • @lhj276
      @lhj276 Год назад +2

      I was just going to say that. He totally ripped off Mitch. Oh well. Mitch isn't able to do his voice. RIP

  • @gertrudis214
    @gertrudis214 Год назад +48

    sheng wang is a gem

  • @lukemehalick370
    @lukemehalick370 Год назад +42

    "Turn over...giggle time"
    Got me.

  • @ecospider5
    @ecospider5 Год назад +120

    Everyone turn to your right and say "get it girl" to the back of their head.

    • @designermom3boys
      @designermom3boys Год назад +3

      🤣OMG, this comment almost made me spit my drink.

  • @michah321
    @michah321 Год назад +192

    I don't like collective enthusiasm.. That's one of the best sentences I've ever heard. 😅

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- Год назад +10

      Neither do I but for some stupid reason I decided to be a cheerleader in high school. Absolutely the worst decision of my life. 😂

    • @michah321
      @michah321 Год назад +2

      @@-norsecode- lol, I wanted to be but I was too clumsy and couldn't yell. Now I'm glad it didn't work out.

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- Год назад +1

      @@michah321 My super powers are yelling and clumsiness😅. No joke I ate the gym floor during my try out. I came in too hot with some flips, but I got back up, kept it moving, didn't skip a beat and became co-captain!

    • @michah321
      @michah321 Год назад +2

      @@-norsecode- that's awesome!

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- Год назад

      @@michah321 My face hitting the floor wasn't awesome 😅😅😅😂😂

  • @DK-un9km
    @DK-un9km Год назад +55

    As I was literally cleaning my blender from a very healthy smoothie. 😂😂😂

  • @JasmineGarcia-ji6yb
    @JasmineGarcia-ji6yb 9 месяцев назад +5

    That basketball joke was everything!!! I wanted more 😭

  • @calebsamples4935
    @calebsamples4935 Год назад +77

    Sebastian Maniscalco will always be my favorite comedian

  • @deegassaway6854
    @deegassaway6854 Год назад +296

    "Just tell ppl you used to weigh 300 lbs" 🤣🤣🤣
    I do this with my age.
    If you tell ppl you are older, you always getting complimented for looking good for your age. 😀
    Its awesome.
    And a lie.
    🤣

    • @carabiner7999
      @carabiner7999 Год назад +1

      Me too!

    • @-norsecode-
      @-norsecode- Год назад +2

      🤣

    • @lukemehalick370
      @lukemehalick370 Год назад +1

      I used to be 8 thousand pounds, but now I got abs. There's one lie & one truth in there. You can decide.

    • @sannaryles
      @sannaryles Год назад

      g'd'f'j't'f'j'f'y'g'j'k'y'g'f'k'ygdfjtfjfygjkygfky

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 11 месяцев назад

      😅😅

  • @teelady4561
    @teelady4561 Год назад +36

    That bra joke was madd funny
    Her facial expression was the truth💯

  • @bckazee
    @bckazee Год назад +206

    We're not here to play games, we're here to delay death 🤣🤣🤣🤣. As someone who feels like a beat up pinto every time I go to the Dr this hit different 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shymcg
      @shymcg Год назад +3

      “Come back with a Dr’s note” 😂

    • @kelechi321
      @kelechi321 Год назад

      Who was that comedian...I want more
      He killed it

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 Год назад +19

    2:35 Now I can't stop looking at Will. Will Moraski

  • @jolbi23
    @jolbi23 Год назад +14

    “How dare you show people what we could look like.” 😅

  • @margaretkempflange1650
    @margaretkempflange1650 Год назад +8

    "is it safe to eat again"
    that's hilarious

  • @amyc5041
    @amyc5041 Год назад +22

    I don’t call it quitting, I call it doing something else.

  • @scottlarock7924
    @scottlarock7924 Год назад +35

    I love the fact that you could basically turn the audio off with Sebastian Maniscalco and still crack up.

  • @annelisezeender1334
    @annelisezeender1334 Год назад +24

    That pink dress looks like something that Sailor Moon would wear during her quarter life crisis

  • @ophelias4172
    @ophelias4172 Год назад +28

    I use and clean a blender all the time. Chocolate milkshakes cure depression. For five minutes.

  • @traceybee1409
    @traceybee1409 Год назад +24

    Im going to bed tonight thinking of Will too 😍

  • @Jadorelainie
    @Jadorelainie Год назад +31

    We not here to play games, we here to *DELAY* death...
    😂😂😂

  • @inkmartyr
    @inkmartyr Год назад +33

    …”because we’re all gonna die” lol sad but true 🤣🤣🤣

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 Год назад +36

    Watched this right before heading to the gym 😅

  • @-norsecode-
    @-norsecode- Год назад +22

    "Cuz that's what makes me happy. I like to be bothered." I feel seen. 👀

  • @mikedarter9684
    @mikedarter9684 Год назад +6

    Sheng wang Netflix special was fire

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm Год назад +45

    The bra joke was killer

  • @sunderwood9321
    @sunderwood9321 Год назад +16

    I love when the audience cracks you guys up!! Thanks for the smiles!

  • @leonelcadet3833
    @leonelcadet3833 Год назад +13

    Sheng, Nate; I would recommend those specials.👌.

  • @lauramanhart1829
    @lauramanhart1829 Год назад +3

    "Why can't you just do you?" "Cuz thats what i do, i like to be bothered" haha

  • @inherhead
    @inherhead Год назад +6

    "crying cause the outside smells like the past" is so me lmfaooo

  • @The_Legend_0-0-7
    @The_Legend_0-0-7 Год назад +21

    A man saying giggle or giggling makes me laugh hard 😂😂😂

  • @lizcabreraspencer4294
    @lizcabreraspencer4294 Год назад +5

    Whoa. Sheng Wang giving major Mitch Hedberg vibes.

  • @elizabethd112
    @elizabethd112 Год назад +12

    I saw Ava and have to click. Have to say she's a lot tamer in real life LOL

  • @vanessalivinglife
    @vanessalivinglife Год назад +1

    The jokes about running on the treadmill did me in😂😂😂. That really happens.

  • @kris7bs
    @kris7bs Год назад +16

    Nate gets me every time

  • @linzeeb4
    @linzeeb4 Год назад +94

    Janelle James and Hasan Minhaj are always a good time 😂

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 Год назад +2

      Hasan is hilarious! I miss his show he did I'm sad it was cancelled before I discovered it

    • @linzeeb4
      @linzeeb4 Год назад +3

      @@ryanpulliam8987 yeah Patriot Act was so good and quite popular. Netflix fumbled that.

  • @juliosamaniego6585
    @juliosamaniego6585 Год назад +7

    Joe List is the best

  • @vee5315
    @vee5315 Год назад +2

    As someone who use to make smoothies everyday.. (no longer do) I appreciate this joke 5:04 . Lol!

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 Год назад +23

    Kevin Hart gym story from his first standup would have been much more appropriate for this compilation plus it was also funnier.

  • @gabriellewhodat1616
    @gabriellewhodat1616 Год назад +16

    I wanna die with a bagel I my hand. #deathgoals

  • @RacieRain
    @RacieRain 9 месяцев назад

    Oh my, the pink frock. 😂

  • @rebeccamuntean1320
    @rebeccamuntean1320 Год назад +3

    Rachel Feinstein so underrated

  • @matthewwilson5428
    @matthewwilson5428 Год назад +6

    Wow! Sheng Wang = Asian Mitch Hedberg 😳

  • @anleverlfixedlmark
    @anleverlfixedlmark Год назад +1

    So good! Thanks

  • @glowingowl221
    @glowingowl221 Год назад +1

    These were all so good , so many legends on here

  • @kelechi321
    @kelechi321 Год назад +1

    Who is the dude in Yellow...that set was funny
    I want more

  • @R.Oates7902
    @R.Oates7902 Год назад +3

    I like that he didn't swear at all

  • @dalibofurnell
    @dalibofurnell 9 месяцев назад

    I love these jokes 😂

  • @hussainalibrahim307
    @hussainalibrahim307 Год назад +3

    I was waiting for Richard Pryor's clip

  • @nicmcj
    @nicmcj Год назад +2

    In addition to that first one, just finishing a good jog

  • @ShayBoogie44
    @ShayBoogie44 Год назад +10

    Kevin Hart is the most famous but least funny out the bunch

  • @jenb3614
    @jenb3614 Год назад +2

    Omg...the blender is such a pain...she hit on the head..

  • @nice2173
    @nice2173 8 месяцев назад

    Nice ❤

  • @chichimwansa
    @chichimwansa Год назад

    Curls make your biceps scream

  • @cyberneticorganismskynet
    @cyberneticorganismskynet Год назад

    It really is . First line

  • @Meisha-san
    @Meisha-san Год назад

    Sabastian came on & I smashed like 😂

  • @ciggytwiggy
    @ciggytwiggy Год назад +2

    Sheng Wang and Hasan are the funniest. Hahahahah

  • @toddbarge9975
    @toddbarge9975 Год назад

    Hey Netflix. Advice: put a kevin hart, bill burr, or manco clip in every mashup. Even the unpalatable sets won’t sink the crappier videos you may post.

  • @eleanorsvenson2958
    @eleanorsvenson2958 Год назад +1

    Hiking is exercise

  • @madmurd6596
    @madmurd6596 Год назад

    Sheng wang looks like Neil from the young ones! 🤣🤪

  • @chrisconfire
    @chrisconfire Год назад +2

    I didn't know Janelle did comedy

  • @spicnspan87
    @spicnspan87 Год назад

    imagine being in a plank when the bomb hits - me as I explain to NYSC why I need to cancel my membership

  • @Nu_Merick
    @Nu_Merick Год назад +8

    Each shit diet, feel like shit day to day. Eat clean and exercise, feel better day to day. It's not about "we are all gonna die anyways" it's how we feel daily along that path

  • @cheerscheers9819
    @cheerscheers9819 8 месяцев назад

    What was the First Lady comedian’s name?

  • @Tonay1999
    @Tonay1999 Год назад

    We are here to delay death...😂😂😂😂

  • @adrienneb1141
    @adrienneb1141 Год назад +7

    Beth Stelling looks like a white Tisha Campbell

    • @juicymiss87
      @juicymiss87 Год назад +2

      If someone they were half sisters I would totally believe it 😂😩

    • @rtierra
      @rtierra Год назад

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @carolbuzelim
    @carolbuzelim 3 месяца назад

    I judge everyone at the gym, thats why i go there

  • @KassiaHaynes
    @KassiaHaynes Год назад

    Is Catherine Cohen the real life Alexis Rose?

  • @Raddiebaddie
    @Raddiebaddie Год назад

    This is if Kristen Stewart like split into two people 😂

  • @saavibanga2825
    @saavibanga2825 Год назад

    i was literally just thinking about this ai is getting really real

  •  Год назад

    4:11
    Kevin Hart told the same joke, didn't he?

  • @ColocasiaCorm
    @ColocasiaCorm Год назад

    4:11
    Who did this joke before? Kevin hart?

    • @ColocasiaCorm
      @ColocasiaCorm Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/c5zVZT8mXwg/видео.html&feature=shares

  • @ericramos3416
    @ericramos3416 Год назад +3

    The nip slips....lip slips....I love group exercises

  • @shawnperez6880
    @shawnperez6880 Год назад +2

    Used to weigh 300 pounds

  • @denbrick2
    @denbrick2 Год назад

    😂

  • @eric_l
    @eric_l Год назад +2

    Kevin Hart is way too long and funny😅

  • @velkrokitty260
    @velkrokitty260 Год назад +1

    That girl in the pink dress totally recycled her opening jokes that have been around for ages. Like almost word for word. Sad.

  • @meloncake7933
    @meloncake7933 Год назад

    Right when I was eating cheetos

  • @55555brownie
    @55555brownie Год назад +1

    It’s sad where K hart is with comedy 😢

  • @ModishShrink
    @ModishShrink Год назад +2

    What's up with the blue jacket guy just now discovering Camelbacks?

  • @nozrep
    @nozrep Год назад +18

    good jokes obviously but if I may, on a buzzkilling😅, serious note, exercising in groups in NOT disgusting. Oh sure oh sure, yes, there may always be that “one guy” or “one girl” who unneccesarily draws attention to theirself. But also, exercising in groups is always a popular thing because the idea is everyone motivates each other to do better and to work out harder.

  • @juicymiss87
    @juicymiss87 Год назад +7

    “ I like to be bothered” 😂😩

  • @samagradev862
    @samagradev862 Год назад

    4:16 this jokes seems stolen from Kevin's act

  • @jddj6486
    @jddj6486 Год назад +1

    Lol, A CamelBack....

  • @Campzzyzx
    @Campzzyzx Год назад +10

    Sheng Wang just ripping off Mitch Hedberg's whole persona... holy sheet

    • @gilboman
      @gilboman Год назад +3

      but with jokes relevant to current gen and great material... A+

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST Год назад +1

    4;56. Did her parents pay someone to give her a special? She reminds me of the snotty resident I had to work with who had a rich mom and scammed the system to get affordable housing by claiming she was low income (she’s a doctor). This doesn’t seem right. Just to be clear, I’m a woman and most of my favorite comedians are women. But this woman seems like a nepo baby who got a special because her mom owns Netflix. How? I’m funnier accidentally . She’s basically making fun of people who work hard and earn things. I don’t think she’s being ironic like Natasha Leggero either (Natasha didn’t grow up rich and is funny).

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST Год назад +1

      I also don’t understand why people are so into Nate Bergatze. His act is like 90% of stuff I heard 10 years ago. Sorry, not trying to insult, but I’m trying to understand why neurotypicals like things that make them feel safe but aren’t actually funny. The rest of these guys/gals are great. I like most comedians. But once in a while, some people who are popular but not funny sneak in just on popularity which explodes my neurodivergent brain. People who don’t actually have to eat their way just astound me.

  • @billysullivan6788
    @billysullivan6788 2 месяца назад

    Aside from Janell all these other women are just whinning and/or complaining. Be frigging original.

  • @erikbihari3625
    @erikbihari3625 Год назад

    Ok.

  • @BELIKEJUATER
    @BELIKEJUATER Год назад +1

    Kevin Hart use to be funny. What happened

  • @tashawaters89
    @tashawaters89 Год назад +1

    Kevin Hart wow :) backward puncher lol

  • @Tyler_ThaTruth
    @Tyler_ThaTruth Год назад

    how the hell was kevin hart the least funny comedian in this video lol

  • @user-bn1lb8ey9v
    @user-bn1lb8ey9v Год назад +3

    pink dress girl was painfully unfunny

  • @rockjeff87
    @rockjeff87 Год назад

    Taudodpqdas

  • @Lusciousmook9091
    @Lusciousmook9091 Год назад

    Don’t be with a man that doesn’t allow u to east

  • @JackHandy7385
    @JackHandy7385 Год назад +8

    This chick in the pink dress is not a comedian.

    • @tamply3
      @tamply3 Год назад

      None of these are

    • @Nu_Merick
      @Nu_Merick Год назад

      Yea most of these aren't funny bc how inaccurate they are🤣

    • @eveelliot4968
      @eveelliot4968 Год назад

      She's doing a Jim Gaffigan bit

  • @kennethtodd5873
    @kennethtodd5873 Год назад

    Comedy that uses profanity is a cheap shot. Do the work. KLT

  • @kingphonsy
    @kingphonsy Год назад

    Dude is straight ripping off Mitch hedberg

  • @faithelias2798
    @faithelias2798 Год назад

    God loves you and he wants to save everyone, but in order for him to do that, you need to repent and be baptized 🙏🏾❤️

  • @LaMusicaEsTuDios
    @LaMusicaEsTuDios Год назад +3

    Anybody can be a stand up comedian these days.... Sooo boring!

    • @lupo3694
      @lupo3694 Год назад +10

      Not as boring as your comment. That is some lazy trolling, sheesh.

    • @LaMusicaEsTuDios
      @LaMusicaEsTuDios Год назад

      @@lupo3694 I was always curious what can I do for mentally challenged faceless folks on the internet. Thanks for commenting on my comment, couch warrior! May the 4th be with you!

  • @hellkat1320
    @hellkat1320 8 месяцев назад

    You can tell which comics are the newest because they are the ones talking the fastest lol. Andrew Santino for example sounded like he was on speed, the audience was being prevented from laughing so that they could catch what all he was saying, resulting in and oddly quiet audience despite the use of good jobs, further worsening Andrew’s possible stress and insecurity, which in turn is obviously cause reflecting in his behavior by talking EVEN FASTERRR!!!