Dark Crusade - Imperial Guard After Action Report

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • Imperial Guard victory narrations.

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  • @WeirdBoySkuzag
    @WeirdBoySkuzag 14 лет назад +344

    "After informing the ogrynn of his decision, the commisar spent several days in the medicare temple" lololol commisar dun goofed up

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 2 года назад +7

      I wonder if it was Commissar Anton Gebbett that was sent to the medic by the ogryn.

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Год назад +1

      Aren’t ogryns gentle giants towards their fellow imperial dudes?

    • @Johnnekaiser
      @Johnnekaiser Год назад +5

      @Maple Flag yeah, but at the same time they are like big toddlers to a degree, whatever the Commisar did or say, he must of really...REALLY pissed them off

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Год назад +2

      @@Johnnekaiser It didn’t really really piss them off or the commissar would be in pieces.

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 Год назад +1

      The Commissar should create a medal for them if they do that instead of telling them to drop down all Ork’s heads

  • @professorsponge1554
    @professorsponge1554 8 лет назад +451

    So if the Guard had won, then Kyras would have been found out. lol

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 7 лет назад +65

      Professor Sponge Yeah, or Kyras would have tried to convince more to join his side.

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 2 года назад +11

      Damn it Thule....

    • @jacklaurentius6130
      @jacklaurentius6130 Год назад +1

      Oh wow!!! As an older fan who played this game when it came out, as well as dawn of war 2, I never knew this 😅

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Месяц назад

      @@finnheisenheim8274 Thule didn’t know.

  • @ShadowAimai
    @ShadowAimai 10 лет назад +252

    Ah, those lovable ogryns.

  • @mrspidey80
    @mrspidey80 15 лет назад +87

    I really like the use of "Something Dark is Coming" from the BSG Score
    It fits very well.

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO 8 лет назад +298

    And of course...Taldeer escaped captivity from the Inquisition with the aid of a Vindicare Assassin.

    • @Shinzon51
      @Shinzon51 8 лет назад +27

      +SMAXZO No, the Blood Ravens chapter-master, Kyras, interrogated her before killing her.

    • @transformandconquer9981
      @transformandconquer9981 8 лет назад +57

      +Shinzon Someone doesn't get the reference.

    • @Shinzon51
      @Shinzon51 8 лет назад +17

      ***** I know Love can Bloom, I read it and actually quite liked it.

    • @Arekusando
      @Arekusando 8 лет назад +33

      "Love bloomed in her mouth" is even better, kekekekeke... no :P

    • @Shinzon51
      @Shinzon51 8 лет назад +14

      Alextorias NO SHUT UP YOU WONT DESECRATE THIS PIECE OF UTTER LOVE THAT IS LCB.

  • @E1Alpha
    @E1Alpha 12 лет назад +53

    Actually, it was confirmed that in the main story, Davian Thule and the Blood Ravens won the battle for Kronus, but I heard that it is speculated that the Imperial Guard had won the battle for Kaurava. For the latter you can atleast know for sure that the Blood Ravens had lost that one because Cyrus in DoW2 claimed that "Kaurava was a huge mistake"
    It was never truly stated who won Kaurava though

    • @SlendHQ
      @SlendHQ 7 лет назад +19

      It was confirmed, it was Imperial guard.

    • @someguy1747
      @someguy1747 2 года назад +11

      @@SlendHQ Nope! In Dawn of War 3 it is confirmed that Gorgutz and his orks were succesful.

    • @alekjanowski9847
      @alekjanowski9847 2 года назад +13

      @@someguy1747 F that game

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Год назад +5

      @@someguy1747 Well DoW 3 isn’t canon.

    • @Litany_of_Fury
      @Litany_of_Fury Год назад +1

      @@SlendHQ Hard to lose with all those baneblades

  • @ColeMeCrazy
    @ColeMeCrazy 3 года назад +47

    0:01 Chaos (The Daemon Killers)
    1:19 Eldar (The Witch's End)
    2:35 Necrons (Into the Valley of Death)
    3:40 Orks (Skull Hunting)
    4:55 Space Marines (Resolved in Blood)
    6:06 Tau Empire (The Liberation of Asharis)

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 5 лет назад +104

    "Governor-Militant Alexander soon held the Eldar Farseer in his hands, drugged and imprisoned..."
    Mmmm, I'll bet he did. Nice.

    • @MrCouchmen
      @MrCouchmen 5 лет назад +6

      coke or LSD?

    • @warhounds
      @warhounds 4 года назад +15

      @@MrCouchmen pepsi

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +5

      @@warhounds *PEPSI MAAAAAAAAN*

  • @mortman200
    @mortman200 11 лет назад +120

    Lol the Ogryns beat the shit out of a priest for trying to take their toys away.

  • @SpoonTheAmazing
    @SpoonTheAmazing 11 лет назад +61

    I know I'm a year late here, but I hope you know that the Space Wolves escorted the survivors off of Armageddon, and fought against the Imperium, to protect them.
    The chapter master even executed the Inquisitor in charge of the purge.

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 2 года назад +4

      They even massacre Grey Knights too, the chapter master even solo and kill one Grey Knight, an achievement that Daemons can only dream of. And no one has a ball to call them Heretics.

    • @Kaiquintos
      @Kaiquintos 2 года назад +3

      @@superspies32 Isn't this what leads to Fenris being besieged and the Space Wolves decided to wake up one of the biggest badasses of the WH40K universe just so he can put the Inquisitor and the Grey Knights in thier place by simply scolding them like unruly children?

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 2 года назад +5

      @@Kaiquintos Bjorn was awakened to deal with the siege, but later have to stop Space Wolf from slaughter all Inquisitors and Grey Knights siege Fenris, which can lead to a devastate civil war.

    • @giacomoromano8842
      @giacomoromano8842 Год назад +1

      @@superspies32 which then came to a head when Magnus fucking BODIED the space wolves and ravaged their system, their geneseed defect exposed to the Imperium at large and the Inquisition only too happy to kill scores of Fenrisian citizens for taint of Chaos. Plot armour can carry someone only that far.

  • @Peptuck
    @Peptuck 17 лет назад +21

    I just got the image of playing Dawn of War with Ibram Gaunt as the Guard commander. I need new pants now.

  • @IAMELIPHAS
    @IAMELIPHAS 15 лет назад +50

    IG = Human Shields. Spess Mehrens = HIDE IN METAL BAWKES TEH COWARDS! TEH FOOLS!

  • @Peptuck
    @Peptuck 17 лет назад +38

    You forgot about Colonel-Commissar Ibram "My Regiment liberated half the Sabbat Worlds by themselves" Gaunt.

  • @superfrycook6360
    @superfrycook6360 8 лет назад +121

    The Guardsmen lost Kronus but won in Kaurava

    • @catherineperry2462
      @catherineperry2462 8 лет назад +13

      to be fair, not like the IG had that much competition

    • @myawsomebox
      @myawsomebox 7 лет назад +11

      I thought it was the opposite. I'm pretty sure Orks won soulstorm.

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 7 лет назад +70

      Nope, that outcome is too bullshit and infuriating, Stubbs is too great to lose.

    • @shaftoe195
      @shaftoe195 6 лет назад +46

      IG won Kaurava.

    • @mannofdober873
      @mannofdober873 6 лет назад +11

      Nope. Orks won Kaurava.
      As bad as the game is, there's proof in one of the mission briefings.

  • @TerrorBlades
    @TerrorBlades 8 лет назад +47

    9 years ago... damn

  • @Dagobert10
    @Dagobert10 17 лет назад +14

    I can't believe you posted this one up so fast! This is the best thing I've seen done with Dark crusade.

  • @Red0543
    @Red0543 6 лет назад +12

    Tim Lewinson, the voice of the narrator, is freaking amazing! :)

  • @SombreroKing100
    @SombreroKing100 12 лет назад +61

    after defeating chaos and having being seen daemons, wouldnt the grey knights come after them for exicution to cover up the witnesses

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 6 лет назад +33

      SombreroKing with Alexander's influence he may have avoided them

    • @TheSirBrainbug
      @TheSirBrainbug 4 года назад +8

      @@tbone9474 I thought the same thing. The existence of traitor space marines is not something the Inquisition wants to get known.

    • @sylvananas7923
      @sylvananas7923 4 года назад +29

      @@TheSirBrainbug The existence of traitor marines is no secret for the Imperial Guard, they know about chaos making people turn against the Imperium, but they don't know about deamons, Grey Knights usually kill any guards who saw deamons, judging they saw too much for their own good basically.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +17

      Look, sometimes, you just less grimdark, otherwise the univers just becomes annoying

    • @astartesfanboy5294
      @astartesfanboy5294 4 года назад +5

      @@sylvananas7923 hehe space wolves go bbbrrrrr (grey knights chapter mastet death noises)

  • @IAMELIPHAS
    @IAMELIPHAS 15 лет назад +24

    Boreyal and his SPESS MEHRENS lost Kaurava, because they HID IN METAL BAWKES

  • @Lordofthedonut
    @Lordofthedonut 13 лет назад +8

    yes! i'm just beginning season 2 of BSG and when I watched this I was like 'this music is awesome, kinda reminds me of BSG!" and i was right! the bass for this is so intense

  • @BigDickCheney
    @BigDickCheney  17 лет назад +125

    40k is about the Imperium. Get over it.

  • @IAMELIPHAS
    @IAMELIPHAS 15 лет назад +10

    not unless you take away... their metal boxes.
    SSSSIIINNNDDDRRRIIII

  • @Agent1W
    @Agent1W 16 лет назад +6

    Father Martel, Alexander's Confessor...it would have been nice to have him as a usable commander unit!

    • @p-ball_from_SEA
      @p-ball_from_SEA 9 месяцев назад +1

      Indeed, though having a second Vindicare Assassin honor guard was good too, had a hell of a time using all 3 of them (the two Honor guard and the one you can train) in killing the Greater Knarlocs during the Tau stronghold assault. Still, it was odd that Father Martel wasn't even part of the honor guard unit.

  • @Arcinatus
    @Arcinatus 16 лет назад +17

    the necron vs ig matchup in multiplayer is broken IMO. if the necron is the same skill or better then the IG player it will be an uphill batlle for the IG the whole game, and the necron will most likely win in the end.
    that being said...when the ig do win..its glorious!!1

  • @Kaiserhawk
    @Kaiserhawk 16 лет назад +8

    However I find the title of the game more fitting for Chaos...but the IG's ending was the best

  • @SpoonTheAmazing
    @SpoonTheAmazing 11 лет назад +4

    The First War. At first, they didn't fire back during hostilities, but after the Inquisition crippled the chapter masters ship and it's escort, they started fighting back, destroying Grey Knight and Inquisition ships.

  • @zabavancovek
    @zabavancovek 5 лет назад +4

    I like how the ogryns had a tard rage moment and kicked the shit out of the commisar

  • @Andarion00
    @Andarion00 13 лет назад +5

    @TheShadowyPahria Space Marines can't draw recruits from the imperial guard, because space marines need to recruit people who are young, namely teenagers, while the Imperial Guard recruits mostly adults, save for a few exceptions like Cadia.

  • @Sangrenegra9
    @Sangrenegra9 14 лет назад +3

    If the Space Marines are the Blade of the Emperor, the Imperial Guard are His Shield. Their role is to hold the line in their vast numbers and always take a step forwards, no matter how terrible the onslaught against them.

  • @randomusernamemygod
    @randomusernamemygod 14 лет назад +2

    Superior training, tactics and prowess mean all. Having the bigger stick helps but its the one swinging it that counts.

  • @S67Snail
    @S67Snail 15 лет назад +6

    I like the music in the backround :S

  • @famalam943
    @famalam943 19 дней назад

    I forgot how comical this guys voice was. I remember the forums at the time all laughing about it back then. Damn. The things you remember.

  • @BigDickCheney
    @BigDickCheney  14 лет назад +7

    @S67Snail Battlestar Galactica Ost 2 - 10 - Something Dark is Coming

  • @globalforce
    @globalforce 15 лет назад +4

    Lol. You made my day, friend.

  • @Sangheilitat117
    @Sangheilitat117 16 лет назад +2

    I don't play the tabletop, but I'm starting to. I get all of my information from either all my 40k books or Lexicanum.

  • @Reaper1722
    @Reaper1722 15 лет назад +1

    The secret is that the Blood Ravens we're former chaos marines. And Lukas Alexander was a stool pigeon. :D

  • @Pridefallen975
    @Pridefallen975 Год назад +1

    My favorite race the imperial guard

  • @Night10194
    @Night10194 15 лет назад +1

    It's better to think of Marines vs. Guard in these terms: There are dozens of LEMAN RUSSES for every single Marine. Smart money in a Marine vs. a Russ is on the Russ.

  • @BenjinWS
    @BenjinWS 14 лет назад +1

    Battlestar Galactica - Something Dark Is Coming

  • @lonerkyle02
    @lonerkyle02 17 лет назад +3

    for the emperor!

  • @S67Snail
    @S67Snail 14 лет назад +1

    @BigDickCheney Legend! Thank you =)

  • @ragestreet
    @ragestreet 13 лет назад +6

    An arousing speech before the troops on kyrea? Did he give it while having the farseer perform a striptease or something?

    • @insertnamehere6659
      @insertnamehere6659 4 года назад +1

      This is proof that porn makes you stupid.

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Год назад

      No he had the Sisters of Battle do the striptease.

  • @Sangrenegra9
    @Sangrenegra9 14 лет назад +1

    @WeirdBoySkuzag - they deviated from the fluff here. Ogryns would never strike a commissar, as they view commissars to be mini-versions of the Emperor who they love with a childlike naivety. They perceive every order they get to have come from the Emperor Himself, passed along like Chinese whispers.

  • @NemesisMarine01
    @NemesisMarine01 15 лет назад

    thats the best description of the IG iv heard

  • @dandixon6957
    @dandixon6957 11 лет назад +3

    battle star galactica online music in the backround

  • @coyo3049
    @coyo3049 6 лет назад +3

    2:32 necrons boi

  • @Orannis01
    @Orannis01 16 лет назад

    The Emperor ask only that you hate.

  • @dsch0
    @dsch0 10 лет назад +5

    what's the music again? :/

    • @BigDickCheney
      @BigDickCheney  10 лет назад +2

      Battlestar Galactica - Something Dark is Coming

    • @SMAXZO
      @SMAXZO 8 лет назад

      +AZpeasy Hey, the Salamanders can breathe fire..so yeah, in 40K..they are scary.

  • @S67Snail
    @S67Snail 14 лет назад +1

    What song is it in the background? its awesome sauce

  • @SteelWool91
    @SteelWool91 16 лет назад

    Plus theres the curiosity of what she looks like !

  • @benceklock4831
    @benceklock4831 4 года назад

    What's the background music?

  • @DeathToChaosGods
    @DeathToChaosGods 13 лет назад

    @XAndTheY I think when the Emperor realises that worship of him has kept Humanity together for 10,000 years he won't be so disapproving of religion. Besides, he is so powerful he might as well be a god.

  • @homonovus2505
    @homonovus2505 4 года назад

    THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!!!

  • @outlawstar15a2
    @outlawstar15a2 16 лет назад

    He wouldn't have enjoyed her for long. I'm sure the Inquisition was quick to recover her and was most eager to interrogate her regarding to both Lorn V and Kronus.

  • @outlawstar15a2
    @outlawstar15a2 16 лет назад

    *Hides face and smiles.*

  • @RIVALBLACKWELL
    @RIVALBLACKWELL 14 лет назад

    We will stand against the swarm.

  • @RIVALBLACKWELL
    @RIVALBLACKWELL 14 лет назад

    It all makes sense now!!!

  • @britboyal
    @britboyal 14 лет назад

    this music is from Battlestar Galactica isnt it? i am watching it now and am sure its the same...

  • @ClydeC
    @ClydeC 14 лет назад

    very well.. corrected again on my mistake..

  • @benceklock4831
    @benceklock4831 5 лет назад

    What's the music you used during the video?

  • @The_Midnight_Bear
    @The_Midnight_Bear 14 лет назад

    actually on warhammer wiki it is said that officalyythule won the dark crusade but it also said that''canonicaly the imperial faction notably the imperial guard'' won kronus or something like that.besides thule is alive in 2.if the impeirals won did he escape?(i havent played the imperial campaing).

  • @man0204
    @man0204 15 лет назад

    ...then they will call holy fire from the holy ships of the emperor....and u geth owned.

  • @NintendoDude360
    @NintendoDude360 6 лет назад

    whats the name of the background song?

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 5 лет назад

      Royce the Arctic Fox battlestar galactica - something dark is coming

  • @69Bluntsmoka420
    @69Bluntsmoka420 15 лет назад

    Ok, here's a kevlar vest, a helmet, and a laser gun that's a glorified flashlight. Now we need you and your buddies to take out an 8-foot tall corrupted superhuman in powered armour who wears skulls and chain with fights with a machine gun that shoots artillery rounds. As always, the Commissars will be on the lookout for anybody who has any funny ideas about retreating. The Emperor protects.
    -
    And that is why the Imperial Guard owns.

  • @BigDickCheney
    @BigDickCheney  17 лет назад +1

    Not enough.

  • @Manyskins
    @Manyskins 14 лет назад

    @XAndTheY
    And yet the Imperium can work miracles (acts of Faith, banishing demons, etc) by calling on the emperor. Maybe He was just modest?

  • @DJTRANCENDENCE
    @DJTRANCENDENCE 14 лет назад

    @BackDoorGaming your the one taking it to seriously! he's being comical! its just fun and funny to talk about it like its real, thats just what some people do! besides it is a serious thing to some people including myself, I met my wife playing warhammer for gods sake the game does mean alot to me and alot of others, whats wrong with that? as long as its kept in perspective which it usually is,

  • @enovos3138
    @enovos3138 3 года назад

    Song?

  • @sanguiniue
    @sanguiniue 16 лет назад

    i can never get how to play imperial guard. I dont using like week but numbers.

  • @hutchy1k94
    @hutchy1k94 14 лет назад +1

    @69Bluntsmoka420 you forgot one thing...... BAYONETS!! USE THEM!!

  • @Peptuck
    @Peptuck 15 лет назад

    Being an alien isn't heresy. Being an alien is being a foul xenos witch. There's a difference.
    That being said, the Inquisition will question her, and then either execute her once they finish or "hold on" to her, as a Farseer would be quite useful for their purposes. Collaboration between agents of the Inquisition and Eldar, while not welcomed by the more conservative aspects of the Inquisition, happens often enough. Inquisitors Ravenor and Eisenhorn worked with a Farseer, for example.

  • @TheJeding
    @TheJeding 11 лет назад +1

    Well then why did does the Orks have one of the highest morale or one of the most highest morale. And first of all I didn't want to fight with you I was just pointing out a fact.

  • @Terrorkarel
    @Terrorkarel 15 лет назад

    I think the will interogate here and then execute here

  • @Sangheilitat117
    @Sangheilitat117 16 лет назад

    Then why is it that every tribute I go to has a majority of Imperial Fans, and maybe one or two tau fans who yell "for the greater good" without anything to back it up? And I said to not take it personally.

  • @topgun9686
    @topgun9686 17 лет назад

    cool id like to see the others to

  • @ClydeC
    @ClydeC 14 лет назад

    ok.. Im wrong.. sorry for that.. xenos are alien race like nid's, orks, tau, eldar. mutants are oggryn troops from the imperial guard.. sorry of that..

  • @Sangheilitat117
    @Sangheilitat117 16 лет назад

    Or not. SM all the way baby.

  • @BigDickCheney
    @BigDickCheney  17 лет назад

    The music is incidental the only thing of importance is the narration.

  • @jeova0sanctus0unus
    @jeova0sanctus0unus 12 лет назад +1

    and who won Kaurava?

  • @LegendaryA37
    @LegendaryA37 13 лет назад

    @flamingregis Say that to our mighty tanks.

  • @Emperor696
    @Emperor696 17 лет назад

    What is wrong with people misspelling Emperor's name? It's E-M-P-E-R-O-R, not "emporer"... damn...

  • @an1627
    @an1627 15 лет назад

    It wont mean s*** when the shelling starts. Basilist, baneblade, grenade launcher, and hellhounds to make it intresting

  • @calikk26
    @calikk26 15 лет назад

    they didnt walk away lot of them where killed nd they didnt take there legions they splitted them up into chapter im dont wanna start a fight i jus wanted to share some info

  • @Scitech101
    @Scitech101 16 лет назад +1

    Do not worry. Nothing lasts forever, in time, even the mighty god emperor would be overthrown and democracy would be revived in humanity. (perhaps Warhammer 60k?)

  • @crackshack2
    @crackshack2 16 лет назад

    After thinking about the emporer was mortal but i guess became immortal through machinery. But to they name him "Immortal GOD emporer" as in its god from heaven who came to to earth and saved humanity?

  • @theguywhoannoysme
    @theguywhoannoysme 13 лет назад

    @ragestreet A 'rousing' speech.

  • @Najjarboyz3
    @Najjarboyz3 14 лет назад

    @XAndTheY its funny cause IG and SOB call him a god, but SM call him emperor, but ur right, he wanted to remove religion, hence why he wanted to be referred to as a man, not a god

  • @MrDom133
    @MrDom133 12 лет назад

    Well, the Emporer is not a god and he knows that. The Emporer is good hearted enough not to do that and lead humanity to basic barbarity, simple mindedness and make himself a tyrant with super humans. The most important part is he would make th Chaos Gods so strong he may create a new god from the human race because they have so many flaws. Even worse Chaos will grow so strong even he will fall under its influence. He is still human after all.

  • @dood1000
    @dood1000 14 лет назад

    @69Bluntsmoka420 Dude, I couldn't have said it better my self!

  • @Sangheilitat117
    @Sangheilitat117 16 лет назад

    So far you're the only one that thinks that.

  • @Andarion00
    @Andarion00 13 лет назад

    @theitalianscotdan The Blood Ravens did

  • @LaurAgony
    @LaurAgony 15 лет назад

    This is a Mens report go 2 the Girly section 4 the sisters-.-''

  • @SteelWool91
    @SteelWool91 16 лет назад

    ill try that!

  • @SteelWool91
    @SteelWool91 15 лет назад

    its funny how the ogryns beat up the commisar

  • @Najjarboyz3
    @Najjarboyz3 14 лет назад

    @beastclaw33 thule wins, but after avoiding being called a traitor, he gives the IG the planet to rule

  • @Wolfstanus
    @Wolfstanus 14 лет назад

    Good thing cannon DOW is space marines won all games except soulstorm IG won that one I think.

  • @serioushamster
    @serioushamster 13 лет назад

    @ragestreet that would have restored morale =p

  • @man0204
    @man0204 15 лет назад

    IG = human shields....space marines....hail to the gods of war.

  • @vampireknightvk
    @vampireknightvk 15 лет назад +1

    me too ;)

  • @yooanto9465
    @yooanto9465 4 года назад

    so blood ravens was wrong