Lord Admiral Spire As far as I know (more of a SW guy) the federation isn’t actually a secret less-than benevolent dictatorship led by a single ruling class. To me the only good Tau is the farsight enclaves
The Eldar could have easily talked to Stubbs about the Necrons but no, once again the Eldar narcissistic "holier than thou" actitud came back to bite them. Also, this is canon, Emperor protects.
Orks and bugs have about the same level of intelligence, so it's a close enough match for me! We'll do the Sky Marshall proud! Also, you wouldn't happen to be familiar with a gaming community that was called Explosive Pineapples would you?
The Kaiser is wiser Ah, my bad. XD Your name was similar to somebody I used to play on that server with who also loved WH 40k and Starship Troopers. XD
when he says "when they found the 252nd conservator rgt pounding on their door" all i can picture is stubbs at thier gate literally knocking on their door going emm emm emm, and a million guardmen and tanks behind them. and the dark eldar hiding and scared and are like. maybe if we dont answer theyll go away like those damn emperors witnesses
@@admiralspire8867 And why even using giant mechs if you not gonna take giant sword to battle?! (except commander Farsight, this guy is a fucking legend)
And considering they fight with, when compared to their enemies weapons and gear, pretty much equals up to flak armor and flashlight guns, every single guardsman has Balls of Steel. These guys stand up to things that most normal people would be scared to death of, and they STILL fight, even though they know they will probably die. Balls. Of fucking. Steel.
This is for you new people. I have 1 rule: Everyone fights noone quits. If you don´t do your job I shoot you, got it? Welcome to the Roughnecks. Stubbs Roughnecks!Ooorah!!
I LOVE this narrator's voice! It's so epic! He could make anything sound epic. I MUST know the name of this narrator so I can have him come narrate my life for me and make it sound EPIC!
'The Imperial Guard soldiers were horrified at the tortured and mutilated comrades they saw there... and when their victory was near, this was channeled into a VINDICTIVE RAGE which did not subside until the enemies' buildings and vehicles were shattered, leveled, and then crushed into dust..' ..........EPIC.
I think you understood wrong. He shot the guys who were responsible for inteligence on Kaurava III becouse they didnt notice an ANCIENT stronghold up untill the Eldat have reclaimed it and become active in the war.
@Kravockian yes i have and according to army builder 10 bezerkers cost 210pts minimum, and for the same amount i can put 2 hardened veteran squads on the field with 2 plasma guns and a grenade launcher to each squad. calculate your statics on that.
@Boss0nomaka even though I am an imperial guard player don't publish a decree that says retreat will be punished by death. Even though they may not draft the troops commisanars will kill them just because they don't like them sometimes though they will kill the lowest health ones so the IG r about probally equal to blood ravens or dark eldar
Federal scientist are searching how to kill orcs. A basic ork warrior isn´t too smart, but you can blow off the limb. Still 86 percent of combat effectivnes. Here´s tip, aim for the nerve stem and you put it down for good. Would you like to know more?
@Taccom54 Agreed, but the majority of humans have become pretty simple and superstitious, because some technology twists, corrupts, and destroys humans upon use, they assume all technology does, so, its rare to find humans outside of the Adeptus Mechanicus who will save technology.
Long live the Emperor! May we die with honour for him and the unkown primarch! Nobody can defeat us. Even not the traitors! Brothers and Sisters, may we have victory for no one can stand before us! May the apocalypse of the enemies of hymanity destroy them!
@Kravockian got to get close enough first. i heavily doubt that 10 beserkers will will stand up to 4 plasma guns, 2 grenade launchers, 12 lasguns, and 2 laspistols with a ballistic skill of 4. but hey who really cares?
@FireStorm765 you haven't played the actual board game have you? bezerkers are only out of thier transposts when it's too late lol. oh and if 30 las guns all open up on ten bezerkers only two will die statistically. Not lookin good for the guard.
you've got to love the Imperial Guard.. They're the only faction in DoW that "feels" human.
Lord Admiral Spire As far as I know (more of a SW guy) the federation isn’t actually a secret less-than benevolent dictatorship led by a single ruling class.
To me the only good Tau is the farsight enclaves
"DURing the Kaurava conflict. The ImpERIAL GUARD. Were SOME of the HARDest HIT. By DARK Eldar HIT and run TACTics."
I love the first narrator :D
THAT BACKGROUND MUSIC IS SO FITTING. STARSHIP TROO-I mean, Imperial Guard for life!
"The only good Xeno is a dead Xeno!"
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Yes.
@@daedricmace919 you didnt get the reference
Explain, I didn’t get to play any Warhammer games as a child because of the whole “Violent child” thing
@@daedricmace919 It's a nod to Starship Troopers
@@SMAXZO ah
Imperial Guard - Are you doing your part?
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terrorblades A GOOD XENO IS A DEAD XENO
LOL
"As his men looted and vandalized, he couldn't help but smile and think of the progress he was making"
xD
The Eldar could have easily talked to Stubbs about the Necrons but no, once again the Eldar narcissistic "holier than thou" actitud came back to bite them.
Also, this is canon, Emperor protects.
Or it could be a shxt writing?
It was an ugly planet. A bug planet. XD
You mean an Ork planet Guardsmen. Bug Planets are Tyranids though so we can kind of live our Starship Trooper fantasies.
Orks and bugs have about the same level of intelligence, so it's a close enough match for me! We'll do the Sky Marshall proud!
Also, you wouldn't happen to be familiar with a gaming community that was called Explosive Pineapples would you?
ROFLobster4884 Ah no I am not familiar with it.
The Kaiser is wiser Ah, my bad. XD Your name was similar to somebody I used to play on that server with who also loved WH 40k and Starship Troopers. XD
ROFLobster4884 Ah its cool
when he says "when they found the 252nd conservator rgt pounding on their door" all i can picture is stubbs at thier gate literally knocking on their door going emm emm emm, and a million guardmen and tanks behind them. and the dark eldar hiding and scared and are like. maybe if we dont answer theyll go away like those damn emperors witnesses
Dark Eldar: good we got some more guard and they will never find our her...
The Guard: hey Boy look what we got here
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs; The Emprah reborn!
+zillafire101 HERESY!!!
+Eduardo Quinonez Nothing is heresy that involves Stubbs.
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, (Second) Hero of the Imperium!
I may be a Tau player, but even I love the Guard more here then my favorite commies.
Hey, what can I say, the Gue'la known as Stubbs is an honorable and powerful fighter.
zillafire101 Tau have no honour! We humans don't need fancy xenos pulse rifles,only a flashlight, a bayonette and our ballz of steel!
Lord Inquisiteur Willhelm Von Steiner AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@admiralspire8867 And why even using giant mechs if you not gonna take giant sword to battle?! (except commander Farsight, this guy is a fucking legend)
As an imperial guard player i stand for Soviet Socialism. Tau are not real communist.
"WE ARE GOIN' IN WITH THE FIRST WAVE! Means more Orks for us to kill. You smash the entire area, you kill anythin' green, you get me?"
And considering they fight with, when compared to their enemies weapons and gear, pretty much equals up to flak armor and flashlight guns, every single guardsman has Balls of Steel. These guys stand up to things that most normal people would be scared to death of, and they STILL fight, even though they know they will probably die. Balls. Of fucking. Steel.
This is for you new people. I have 1 rule: Everyone fights noone quits. If you don´t do your job I shoot you, got it? Welcome to the Roughnecks. Stubbs Roughnecks!Ooorah!!
COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?
Imperial guard are the best
I LOVE this narrator's voice! It's so epic! He could make anything sound epic. I MUST know the name of this narrator so I can have him come narrate my life for me and make it sound EPIC!
Stubbs! Fuck yeah!
True men play the Imperial Guard campaign before all else.
Love the Starship Troopers theme in this lol
THE FAHRING SCQUADS
1:19 "The fapt"
You know the Battle for Essal Ir Talith?
Fapped during that.
Night Stubbs renamed the mountain?
FAPPED.
'The Imperial Guard soldiers were horrified at the tortured and mutilated comrades they saw there... and when their victory was near, this was channeled into a VINDICTIVE RAGE which did not subside until the enemies' buildings and vehicles were shattered, leveled, and then crushed into dust..' ..........EPIC.
nice starship troopers music
No mountain is as big as Stubbs peak, if you know what I'm sayin'?
I am not hearing things am I? That has to be...the starship troopers theme?
the voice of the speaker is just amazing, especially when relating IG events. Epic!
FUCK DOW3, this is cannon
I think you understood wrong. He shot the guys who were responsible for inteligence on Kaurava III becouse they didnt notice an ANCIENT stronghold up untill the Eldat have reclaimed it and become active in the war.
by the emperor this is Glorious
REMEMBER YOU'RE TRAINING AND YOU WILL MAKE IT BACK ALIVE!!!!
I love Starship troopers and the music.
Lol, the song's from "Starship Troopers" ... how fitting ... :D
The Imperial Guard - They'll keep fighting, And They'll Win
I love the IG. The fact they are just simple men and women against anything from super-soldiers to orkish invasion and hold out is so cool.
@Kravockian yes i have and according to army builder 10 bezerkers cost 210pts minimum, and for the same amount i can put 2 hardened veteran squads on the field with 2 plasma guns and a grenade launcher to each squad. calculate your statics on that.
@florinj87 I think this song is taken from the "Starship Trooper" movie ...
Imperial Guard Rule Number 1. When in doubt look to the Emperor, and bury them in munitions
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nice addition with the Starship Troopers music
C'mon apes! DO YOU WANNA LIVE FOREV-
*cough*
I mean, FOR THE EMPEROR!
Actually, Gaunt actually did yell "DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!" so it's still OK!
Because it adds to the cinematic effect. Bigdickcheney is very good at this.
Imperial Guard is badass!
SHATTEREEEED
@Boss0nomaka even though I am an imperial guard player don't publish a decree that says retreat will be punished by death. Even though they may not draft the troops commisanars will kill them just because they don't like them sometimes though they will kill the lowest health ones so the IG r about probally equal to blood ravens or dark eldar
Greatness for the Imperial Guard
@lybio Starship Troopers - They Will Win
Yes.
@BigDickCheney Thanks!
General Stubbs didn't lose Kaurava, he simply chose not to win
thet musik is from starship trooper
@Emidretrauqe Gotta love that Stubbs.
Federal scientist are searching how to kill orcs.
A basic ork warrior isn´t too smart, but you can blow off the limb. Still 86 percent of combat effectivnes. Here´s tip, aim for the nerve stem and you put it down for good.
Would you like to know more?
@Taccom54 Agreed, but the majority of humans have become pretty simple and superstitious, because some technology twists, corrupts, and destroys humans upon use, they assume all technology does, so, its rare to find humans outside of the Adeptus Mechanicus who will save technology.
@Kravockian yeah then watch the bezerkers try and charge them as the get gunned down by a torrent of lasgun fire.
im pretty sure that music was in a film
Second one will should to show humanity the way. The way of suvaribality in this grim university.
Lol Stubbs had his Intel officers executed for not knowing about the Eldar.
"Stubbs mountain?" lol, sorry... just how funny that sounded
@FireStorm765 yep because my beserkers will still be around to say it lol
Man the narator voice is fucking epic!!!!
@Kravockian can't say i believe you but hey whatever helps you sleep better.
read the description...
is the music from starship troopers?
@NicholasGeschke God of War?
@Kravockian whatever you say dude.
@BigDickCheney
Gears of war
@BigDickCheney Uh, Gears Of War I think.
Lol holy shit, this is the tune from Starship Troopers.
Long live the Emperor! May we die with honour for him and the unkown primarch! Nobody can defeat us. Even not the traitors! Brothers and Sisters, may we have victory for no one can stand before us! May the apocalypse of the enemies of hymanity destroy them!
Why is there Starship Troopers music playing?
@0Maloy1 Point taken. Next change in mind, change in mindset!
Is that the music from starship troopers XD
So where is the part of where the Arachnids(Tyranids) slaughter the lot of them?
They were too busy attacking the recruiting world of the blood ravens
@FireStorm765 yep my beserkers will get some sleep after slashing your guards apart, not much of a work out but you can't help being squishy. =)
Horray! Starship troopers music
@BigDickCheney slightly fitting
you cant win the phisical unless you win the battle of the mind
Starship Troopers music.
For the Emperor* RAWR!!!!!!!!!!
That is rather debatable. Isn't it weird how the most powerful Imperial technology - Baneblade, titan weapons - is from the distant past?
wait a second, THIS MUSIC IS FROM STARSHIP TROOPERS!
@Shadowbeast999 But he took the Tau technology. Cos they're awesome.
@Isthisthelongestname No way, the Space Marines should have British accents also, only the Imperial General sounded good with an American accent.
oh apologises
What is the title of the music?
@Kravockian got to get close enough first. i heavily doubt that 10 beserkers will will stand up to 4 plasma guns, 2 grenade launchers, 12 lasguns, and 2 laspistols with a ballistic skill of 4. but hey who really cares?
@rupert810 yeah except dark eldar are cool :)
this is the same guy who voiced the gorgutz isnt it?:
What's this piece called?
+DSCHMinecraft Starship Troopers - They Will Win
+BigDickCheney Very fitting
Lol wut ? Imperium Tech > Tau tech
Could you please add some Sub-Titles?
There is a tendency for people hard of hearing to hear some of the narrator's words wrong.
@FireStorm765 you haven't played the actual board game have you? bezerkers are only out of thier transposts when it's too late lol. oh and if 30 las guns all open up on ten bezerkers only two will die statistically. Not lookin good for the guard.
That's funny how they took the song from Starship Troopers masterpiece
It's not in game. the Uploader just liked the music, and added it in.
@BigDickCheney
gears of war
@BigDickCheney i think gears of war
I knew they were nothing but bugs!! :p
I'm guessing some "H" related content was one of the many things looted from the Tau *ftw happyface*
After the Imperial Conquest, the Rokklaw mountains went from a glorious, beautiful peak, to a pitiful Stubb.
tech is not every thing