Dark Crusade - Ork After Action Report

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @Sangrenegra9
    @Sangrenegra9 15 лет назад +478

    Orks respect brute strength and nothing else. Orks aren't particularly 'evil', they just don't understand concepts like pity or peace. It also means, however, that they will respect non-Orks if they fight well enough.
    Warboss Ghazkhull (Armageddon) once succeeded in capturing Commisar Yarrick, his human nemesis, only to release him unharmed instead of killing him because 'good opponents iz hard ter find'.

    • @JGDawg1
      @JGDawg1 6 лет назад +139

      Also, during the Great Crusade, a small group of Wolf Guard, including Ranulf the Strong, were buying time to allow their battle brothers to retreat, and were able to kill hundreds if not thousands of Orks, as well as halt their entire offensive, before being killed. When the Space Wolves returned, they've found that the Orks had built a shrine for the Wolf Guard, placing their bodies on top of thrones made out of Ork wargear and Ork corpses.

    • @alfienade6738
      @alfienade6738 4 года назад +18

      is the story about the wolves getting in a trukk race with orks canon?

    • @ghazghkullthraka6306
      @ghazghkullthraka6306 4 года назад +7

      @@alfienade6738 probably

    • @alexanderstrickland9036
      @alexanderstrickland9036 3 года назад +1

      @@alfienade6738 I feel like I remember reading that years and years ago in a book so yes.

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 2 года назад +2

      Orks will use humans as cattle for slaughter. Some will even poison their enemy after a battle out of spite for their loss.

  • @Eisenbison
    @Eisenbison 12 лет назад +465

    "An orgy of decapitation"
    ...
    Only in 40k

  • @KhorneFlake123
    @KhorneFlake123 16 лет назад +161

    The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.

    From Culture vs. Kultur: Thoughts on Orkish Society by Uthan the Perverse, a controversial Eldar philosopher

  • @PennyDreadful1
    @PennyDreadful1 17 лет назад +53

    I remember defeating the Necrons with them.
    The end was kinda funny when the pariah Macabee found the bomb which was really just a bunch of random explosive stuff thrown in a pile.
    And the Necrons are supposed to be the most advanced race in the universe.

  • @Frolsa84
    @Frolsa84 16 лет назад +321

    "after beating the sisters of battle in SS Gorgutz recieved the name... bitch slappa!"
    ROFL.

    • @MrCouchmen
      @MrCouchmen 4 года назад +25

      In the afternath of a battle. Gorgutz ordered his Mech-boyz to make a white wig from hair of a fallen battle sisters so he could look fabulous. He also demanded a flamethrower next to his gun.

  • @tf2redpie
    @tf2redpie 8 лет назад +140

    Strangling a eldar farseer with a noose sounds darkly and morbidly satisfying

  • @electriccheeez7608
    @electriccheeez7608 4 года назад +22

    Gorgutz landed on a strange world where low fantasy integrated into its world.
    Gorgutz met short man wearing a helm oozing with intense bloodlust. Gorgutz jokingly accepted his challenge and soon found out that the small man was uncannily formidable.
    Still Gorgutz ultimately triumphed but he was so please with the fight he awarded himself a name.
    *"GOBLIN SLAYER KILLA"*

  • @superfrycook6360
    @superfrycook6360 8 лет назад +186

    So many titles of Gorgutz when defeating his enemies:
    - Daemonkilla (Chaos)
    - Ghostkilla (Eldar)
    - Gunsmasha (Imperial Guard)
    - Deathkilla (Necrons)
    - Bloodspilla (Blood Ravens)
    - Ragescreamer (Tau Empire)
    What's next, Painkilla (Dark Eldar) and Saintkilla (Sisters of Battle)?

    • @dsch0
      @dsch0 8 лет назад +77

      Bugsmasha (Tyranids)
      Geekchoppa (Skitarii)
      Meksmasha (Imperial Knights)

    • @hutchy1k94
      @hutchy1k94 8 лет назад +51

      Jokebreaka (Harlequins)
      Stuntystompa (Squats)
      Grotchompa (Rebel Grots)

    • @mannofdober873
      @mannofdober873 7 лет назад +35

      OI BOYZ! I'Z GORGUTZ HEADHUNTA DAEMONKILLA GHOSTKILLA GUNSMASHA DEATHKILLA BLOODSPILLA RAGESCREAMER PAINKILLA SAINTKILLA MUGSMASHA GEEKCHOPPA MEKSMASHA JOKEBREAKA STUNTYSTOMPA GROTCHOMPA! YOUZ BETTA REMEMBER DAT!

    • @Nick-gf2nj
      @Nick-gf2nj 7 лет назад +11

      +Steel Talons Commander Armadillo ehh, wot wuzzat boss? I feel asleep...

    • @alangreene5776
      @alangreene5776 6 лет назад +22

      BITCH SLAPPA (Sisters of Battle)

  • @BigDickCheney
    @BigDickCheney  11 лет назад +25

    Thank you for your comment. It's appreciated.

  • @dunnono00
    @dunnono00 16 лет назад +187

    I can just imagine it in that old narrator's voice ...
    "...and after delivering a stinging backhand unto Cannoness Selena Agna, Gorgutz assumed the name of... Bitch Slappa."

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +1

      @Melkhiordarkblade Nah you fucked it up

    • @placeholder5181
      @placeholder5181 4 года назад +5

      yes inquisitor this is the stolen comment

  • @ngord
    @ngord 16 лет назад +42

    and when you get older you understand there is something pure and beutiful about the ork. There's is a truely pure being devoid of corruption.. They lack introspection because they have no need of it. Driven by a desire for a glorious life they go forth into the world immune to the xenos and Choais Gods temptaion. Where the tau and eldars have fallen to corruption the Ork stands unbroken by Chaos standing firm in thier faith in Mork and Gork

  • @curts7801
    @curts7801 3 года назад +7

    I never realized the war song for The Thirteenth Warrior was playing during the Ork reports. UIGHHH this made my day!

  • @MagicHjalti
    @MagicHjalti 9 лет назад +120

    he win over tau and hes now FISH KILLER

  • @Red0543
    @Red0543 6 лет назад +38

    I don't know who voices the narrator but he's freaking amazing. :)

  • @Matau713
    @Matau713 11 лет назад +52

    Wanted to take a minute to thank BigDickCheney for putting so much effort into these videos.

  • @ColeMeCrazy
    @ColeMeCrazy 3 года назад +9

    0:01 Chaos (Gorgutz Daemonkilla)
    0:59 Eldar (Gorgutz Ghostkilla)
    2:05 Imperial Guard (Gorgutz Gunsmasha)
    3:07 Necrons (Gorgutz Deathkilla)
    4:05 Space Marines (Gorgutz Bloodspilla)
    5:24 Tau Empire (Gorgutz Ragescreamer)

  • @braniacc
    @braniacc 12 лет назад +21

    Daemonkilla Ghostkilla Gunsmashah Deathkilla Ragestreamah Gorgutz Bloodspilla da Warlord!

  • @BigDickCheney
    @BigDickCheney  17 лет назад +11

    Chaos is a close second for my favourite race, so going through the campaign with them wasn't such a hard choice.

  • @Xboxishomo
    @Xboxishomo 12 лет назад +17

    The Orks can be deceptively cunning though as Gorgutz shows

    • @AreGeeBee
      @AreGeeBee 4 года назад +3

      More like...Brutally cunning. Or was it cunningly brutal?

  • @Kenisi1
    @Kenisi1 13 лет назад +5

    "... this destructive rampage following his victory won him the name of... Gorgutz, dah homewreckah."

  • @Jager-Style
    @Jager-Style 9 лет назад +22

    "Deth killa!" XD

  • @SweetAndSourPork
    @SweetAndSourPork 16 лет назад +3

    Is that "HEH" i see on the orks banner?! AWESOME!

  • @DoctorHomicide
    @DoctorHomicide Год назад

    15 years later but thanks for this on my Ork Campaign the Eldar Wiped out the Space Marines Stronghold before I could do them so this was a great way to see the Space Marine After Action Report thank you

  • @Dorkus89Malorkus
    @Dorkus89Malorkus 16 лет назад +2

    Ahhh I just love orks. They live and breathe battle with utter disregard for both their own and everyone else's life.

  • @TheRaivaaja
    @TheRaivaaja 13 лет назад +6

    "This outburst of pique, after a great victory, won Gorgutz the name of Rage quitter"
    XD

  • @kingpet
    @kingpet 15 лет назад +4

    I really like the music. does anyone notice the beginning part of the music sounded really similar to the orc theme song?

  • @Mihali777
    @Mihali777 14 лет назад +5

    What I find pretty humourous is that the orkz didn't actually defeat the necrons, they just collapsed the catacombs. Crons FTW!!

  • @MrCouchmen
    @MrCouchmen 10 лет назад +35

    Why Orks always have such a big causalties?

    • @nicholasleon7819
      @nicholasleon7819 9 лет назад +1

      They're poorly armed and armoured with little to no tactics

    • @nicholasleon7819
      @nicholasleon7819 9 лет назад

      Randy Williams Not this one ;)

    • @nicholasleon7819
      @nicholasleon7819 9 лет назад

      I've seen Greenskins every colour of the rainbow. Doesn't matter though, they always end up coated in red anyway.

    • @nicholasleon7819
      @nicholasleon7819 9 лет назад

      Just like I ruin orks hye hye hye

    • @sirmonkeys422
      @sirmonkeys422 6 лет назад +3

      Juni Post Noo, and dats da point! Da purple boyz iz sneaky!

  • @ViolentCK
    @ViolentCK 14 лет назад +2

    @Sulvuss if an ork has enough faith in his warboss then it will happen because they're fueled by warp magic so what ever they believe in it will happen but the problem with that is some orks want their warboss to die so they have a chance to take over

  • @girlgarde
    @girlgarde 17 лет назад +1

    Definitely the right music for the Orks when referring to their bloody conquests.
    It makes the Orks seem like bloodthristy beasts hellbent on murdering everything in their path which is in fact very true.

  • @bossshun9
    @bossshun9 16 лет назад +2

    Well said. Although small in numbers, they make up the Waaagh cause without them, the Orks would be still living in the jungle and not doing anything.

  • @paydafee
    @paydafee 17 лет назад +1

    orks own with the burna bomb

  • @OlaftheFlashy
    @OlaftheFlashy 17 лет назад +1

    We won't know until the next expansion Soulstorm is release.

  • @bossshun9
    @bossshun9 16 лет назад +1

    That is a good question there. Do the Tau have any higher power besides "Greater Good" the one they have come to known?

  • @search116
    @search116 15 лет назад +1

    yeah in the newest codex the bigger orks spread spores like mushroms also this explains why they are so hard to exterminate

  • @Dagobert10
    @Dagobert10 17 лет назад +1

    This is great!!!

  • @hutchy1k94
    @hutchy1k94 12 лет назад +1

    Unless you're the Stormlord Necron guy. Then you're outsmarted by Orks all the time! XD

  • @WeirdBoySkuzag
    @WeirdBoySkuzag 14 лет назад +1

    @prudence00 I would to, it would have been awesome to hear an ork for gorgutz, A deep, daemonic voice for chaos, :)

  • @MrCouchmen
    @MrCouchmen 10 лет назад +4

    Will Gorgutz appear in next DOW2?

    • @jacobmiller6001
      @jacobmiller6001 9 лет назад

      Sorry man, but no

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 9 лет назад

      MrCouchmen They are probably saving him for Dawn of War 3. I think Eliphas is gonna end up fleeing the Eye of Terror and becoming a mercenary in the service of the Dark Mechanicus. The Blood Ravens would probably be fighting alongside the Mordian Iron Guard against the Necrons.

    • @Stolskai
      @Stolskai 9 лет назад

      MrCouchmen Im pretty sure he's in the middle of claiming Grazgull's head at the moment to be in it

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 9 лет назад

      Clayton Stone Or being recruited into his WAAGH (he made a name for himself by raiding Tau colonies).

    • @TemplarX2
      @TemplarX2 9 лет назад

      +Frank G Bluddflagg not as funny as Gorgutz. My preferred faction is the Spacemarine but Gorgutz is too awesome.

  • @ViolentCK
    @ViolentCK 14 лет назад +1

    @Sulvuss wrong Orks are made from spores and their natural weakness is fire only certain orks can survive fires like Wazdakka Gutsmek most cannon fodder orks die instantly as soon as they get hit with a flame thrower some survive but they get an extreme burn and die later on

  • @anuarbizhan
    @anuarbizhan 5 лет назад

    Why is this in my recommendations after 12 years?!

  • @alexflorea123
    @alexflorea123 16 лет назад

    MME THREE! and i never thought there were ANY gw in romania.I mean there are a few in U.S , maybe one per state?I live in philly and theres only one GW in the whole state so..yeah..

  • @K0ragg
    @K0ragg 13 лет назад

    @NicholasGeschke i from this wonder how they have been not wiped out by now,,

  • @deathmetalheads
    @deathmetalheads 17 лет назад +1

    WAAAAGH!!!
    we smashed them up good
    Ork are the biggest and the strongest

  • @hutchy1k94
    @hutchy1k94 13 лет назад +1

    @dunnono00
    Thanks for making my day! =D

  • @Boomstik1123
    @Boomstik1123 15 лет назад

    do u spam with the boyz

  • @sanguiniue
    @sanguiniue 17 лет назад

    what race is ment to win the game ?

  • @Sirver
    @Sirver 17 лет назад +1

    Did he say "an -ORGY- of decapitation"? =Oo;=

  • @BigChallenges
    @BigChallenges 14 лет назад +1

    ORKZ IZ MADE FER FIGHTIN AN' WINNIN'!!!

  • @WeirdBoySkuzag
    @WeirdBoySkuzag 14 лет назад

    @agarside1000 Consider this, the orks are a little to thick to understand the tau are the youngest race... The likelyness of gorgutz receiving the name "Lamb Choppa" is unlikely

  • @Thevas11
    @Thevas11 17 лет назад +1

    I wonder what your final will be like...
    Q. 29) On what planet did Horus overtly betray the Imperium and begin the Horus Heresy?

  • @louie97ation
    @louie97ation 13 лет назад

    How would Gorgutz get Eliphas's head? He exploded.

  • @sanguiniue
    @sanguiniue 17 лет назад

    Who won winter assault ?

  • @Sapreme
    @Sapreme 17 лет назад +1

    Thats what the flyerboyz are for!!

  • @smrtt92
    @smrtt92 17 лет назад +1

    WAAAAAGH!!! The Orks own!

  • @gaarmmaarg5347
    @gaarmmaarg5347 4 года назад

    why is xavier renegade angel narrating tho

  • @Polonium36
    @Polonium36 17 лет назад +1

    THE POWER OF WAAAAGH!!!!
    By the way, is here anyone who plays Warhammer 40000? I mean the original version, with dices? That rule

  • @agarside1000
    @agarside1000 14 лет назад +1

    @dunnono00 yep, thats what i said. He could of also got the name Chris Brownah!!

  • @jameshaz35
    @jameshaz35 17 лет назад

    What would the orks do with all the people they came across in the cities.
    would they kill them or do comething else with them

  • @TheGarand01
    @TheGarand01 13 лет назад

    @K0ragg No doubt about that.

  • @suepy__
    @suepy__ 5 лет назад +1

    13th warrior soundtrack

  • @Polonium36
    @Polonium36 17 лет назад

    bugaga. I am. Dad is a Dwarf and my friend and sister are undead (at least in Mordheim and Blood-bowl)

  • @Terrorkarel
    @Terrorkarel 15 лет назад

    yes

  • @DeiXicht
    @DeiXicht 13 лет назад +2

    Isn't that the music from 13th Warrior?

  • @agarside1000
    @agarside1000 14 лет назад +1

    for killing the tau, he should have got the name "LAMB CHOPPAH!!"

  • @bluesrock88
    @bluesrock88 15 лет назад +1

    Orkz ROOOOOOCKZZZZZ!!!

  • @HelenaRedgrave
    @HelenaRedgrave 17 лет назад +1

    Orks are one of my fav races, but I prefer the Necrons

  • @MatthewChenault
    @MatthewChenault 4 года назад

    Gorgutz, Bloodspilla!

  • @themanformerlyknownascomme777
    @themanformerlyknownascomme777 2 года назад

    1:00 Tuska: WHO IN GORKS NAME IS THIS GIT STEALIN MY TITLE!?

  • @ninetailedbleach
    @ninetailedbleach 16 лет назад +1

    who needs brains when you can win battles with brute force

  • @seargentkong
    @seargentkong 16 лет назад

    taus can hold great firing lines. and the orks will all die if the tau player places his units well. Such as rigging the orks into narrow firing lines and making use of broadsides, snares, and drone squads.

  • @michaelandreipalon359
    @michaelandreipalon359 2 года назад

    So many "-killa" rank adages... and then the victory against the Tau broke the pattern.

  • @Polonium36
    @Polonium36 17 лет назад

    iz datt? are yu' sure?

  • @BigDickCheney
    @BigDickCheney  17 лет назад

    I don't know.

  • @BigDickCheney
    @BigDickCheney  17 лет назад

    Eldar most likely.

  • @fishbowl4202
    @fishbowl4202 15 лет назад

    Orks were created by the Eldar precistly to combat Necrons, but got out of hand kuz of their rapid reproduction

  • @SuaveNerd2000
    @SuaveNerd2000 17 лет назад +1

    WAAAAAAGH! Orkz Pwn all!!!

  • @arelius536
    @arelius536 16 лет назад +1

    it's actually gork and mork ;).
    but anyways,tau have a god?

  • @eddyrailgun
    @eddyrailgun 13 лет назад +1

    Never upset a Ork boss...he f*** you up ahaha

  • @seargentkong
    @seargentkong 16 лет назад

    good exmaple: KILLA KANS (yes, theyre piloted by gretchins)

  • @SteelWool91
    @SteelWool91 16 лет назад +1

    haha i pick my teeth with raith bone!

  • @DarkReborn
    @DarkReborn 15 лет назад +1

    Its strange how the narrator pronounces WAAAGH!, he is like meh...waaagh... XD

  • @girlgarde
    @girlgarde 17 лет назад

    They'd likely kill them all given that fact that the Orks have an uncontrolled blood lust for killing and would regard them as a threat to their existence.
    Besides, the Orks can very rapidly spawn so they don't need to keep any non-Orks alive as slave labor.

  • @m1omg
    @m1omg 15 лет назад

    Btw Orks don't exterminate humans in the areas they conque.
    They enslave them and put some of them to arenas as gladiators.
    But most their slaves are gretchin as they reproduce the same way as orks, and where are orks there are gretchin too they are Orkoids too.

  • @szabilove
    @szabilove 16 лет назад

    well i don`t know about that , A few assault terminator squads could match them all :))

  • @777Opus
    @777Opus 12 лет назад +3

    Then he claimed the name of Bitch Slappa. Guess who he had fought next.

  • @seargentkong
    @seargentkong 16 лет назад

    lol only if they were subjected to the mek boyz unique shokk attack gun

  • @casslim7826
    @casslim7826 5 лет назад

    3:01

  • @MrJaySoN777
    @MrJaySoN777 4 года назад

    DA BLOODSPILLA
    DA CRIPSTOMPA

  • @killermus
    @killermus 17 лет назад

    I think its blood ravens.

  • @0n0a0m0e
    @0n0a0m0e 16 лет назад +1

    meh ive been told by many a ork player that theyre too devoted to gork and mork for them to be corrupted but oh well i prefer the space marines and eldar and dont take much notice of orks

  • @bossshun9
    @bossshun9 8 лет назад +2

    If Warlord Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter ever comes back, he probably would finally have a ship of his own or by now, a planet under his command. Either way, this Ork may never die.

    • @lovetwice1621
      @lovetwice1621 8 лет назад +1

      Gorgutz will be featured in dawn if war 3. He still lives!

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 8 лет назад

      Love Twice well that's cool. Hopefully, he still keeps on living given his experience with every species in the galaxy he has fought.

    • @lovetwice1621
      @lovetwice1621 8 лет назад

      +bossshun9 dow3 features only space marines, eldar and orks. I think they'll be DLC but hopefully not... That happened at warhammer total war.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 8 лет назад +2

      Love Twice That's cool. Hopefully, they bring back the Tyranids and the Dark Eldar later on.

    • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
      @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 7 лет назад +1

      bossshun9 Don't forget the Imperial Guard and the Sisters of Battle.

  • @Funktastic_Official
    @Funktastic_Official Год назад

    "Grizzly standards for his waaaaaaa"

  • @dggaming737
    @dggaming737 16 лет назад

    Warlord Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unta Daemonkilla Ghostkilla Gunsmasha Deathkilla Bloodspilla Ragestrema

  • @Alexzz43
    @Alexzz43 13 лет назад

    Waaagh!

  • @Sapreme
    @Sapreme 17 лет назад

    We'z Orks are da best!! We'z gotz bigga gunz and bigga choppaz den all of yous!!! Waaargh!!!!!

  • @Polonium36
    @Polonium36 17 лет назад

    yes.. I guess they do. If there were zwergz in warhammer why won't they be in warhammer40k... But on the other hand I've never met them

  • @ThePoshestEgg
    @ThePoshestEgg 5 лет назад +1

    The orks did things
    *BEcaUsE ThEY WerE TheRE*

  • @massivemike7358
    @massivemike7358 5 лет назад

    Gorgutz is da best!

  • @agarside1000
    @agarside1000 15 лет назад

    haha, wez da biggest an da baddest boyz on dis planet.