Ranking Fast Food Chicken Nuggets -- Bless Your Rank

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  • Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
  • Matt tried every fast food chicken nugget so you don't have to.
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  • @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si
    @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si 4 года назад +3273

    When your hungry the 20 pack of McNuggets seems like the best idea ever. Fifteen nuggets later and you begin questioning your decision making capabilities.
    Then you power through the last 5 because you're not a quitter.

    • @handyjobson5900
      @handyjobson5900 4 года назад +54

      Elwood P. Dowd I did this exact thing last night lmao.

    • @junioralvarado2384
      @junioralvarado2384 4 года назад +106

      i remember they used to have a 50 piece ..high af i would knock em down

    • @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si
      @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si 4 года назад +38

      @@junioralvarado2384 That was back when the meat content was questionable. Oh, those crazy days before people thought to ask, "what is this made with? ".

    • @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si
      @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si 4 года назад +28

      @@handyjobson5900 I'm on a schedule. It takes about a month for me to forget.
      Thought bubble: "Hey, a 20 piece sounds really good".
      2 Ranches and a BBQ please.

    • @jessemess7598
      @jessemess7598 4 года назад +3

      Elwood P. Dowd so very true

  • @IcarusII3
    @IcarusII3 4 года назад +817

    Matt’s commentary is just out of this world. The things he comes up with to say are those things i only wish I had thought of lol

    • @brynt.miller
      @brynt.miller 3 года назад +3

      It's a Southern thing after all

    • @brynt.miller
      @brynt.miller 3 года назад +2

      Ba dum tss

    • @elizabethseals2001
      @elizabethseals2001 3 года назад +3

      I know, right? He's hilarious. Can you imagine being his wife?

    • @WillBlindYouWithLight
      @WillBlindYouWithLight 3 года назад +2

      My mind works the same as his when I actually eat fast food.

    • @nosmoke247
      @nosmoke247 3 года назад +1

      Damn 248 ppl with zero wit. That's just sad.😒💯

  • @zachhasswagshoes
    @zachhasswagshoes 3 года назад +326

    I died when he said "Someone named susan prayed for this meal"

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад +24

      He got me with the "11 my pleasures"

    • @bosteyboy_
      @bosteyboy_ 3 года назад +1

      Then how did you write this if ur dead.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад +23

      @@bosteyboy_ Chick-fil-A resurrected him - no extra charge.

    • @BlueberryFundip
      @BlueberryFundip 2 года назад

      Rip

    • @johnday8771
      @johnday8771 Год назад

      He’s not kidding. That’s probably true.

  • @ryanspencerlauderdale687
    @ryanspencerlauderdale687 3 года назад +426

    When Chick-fil-A came out with their 30-count nugget, I stopped getting their sandwiches. Eating CFA nuggets with their Mac and cheese, a large lemonade and a brownie is heavenly. And yes. I spend way too much money on Chick-fil-A items. It’s my pleasure.

    • @joshuaneace6597
      @joshuaneace6597 Год назад +6

      My pleasure

    • @mickeyconrad8284
      @mickeyconrad8284 Год назад +7

      30 piece, lemonade, fries, chic fila sauce, bbq

    • @kylerippenhagen1052
      @kylerippenhagen1052 Год назад +5

      I do as well, no judgement here

    • @wandamontgomery6030
      @wandamontgomery6030 Год назад +6

      8 piece chick fil a nuggets, waffle fries and a sweet tea

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 Год назад +3

      dude BK has 10 nugs for a doller and i like to order 10 orders for 100 nugs and i dip that shit in ranch when my wife is at work cuz we work diff hours and i cram those down my mouth like u dont even no man 10 bucks for 100 nugs is heaven man i fuckin love food tho and even tho i no that it aint healthy i dont give a shit cuz im obese and proud of it cuz it means im eatin good

  • @samhouston1979
    @samhouston1979 4 года назад +576

    “Do Nuggs not drugs”

  • @chase.mcf1
    @chase.mcf1 4 года назад +258

    “If our liberty bell looked like this we would still belong to Great Britain” I’m dead

  • @landonsmith295
    @landonsmith295 3 года назад +413

    "If you can't eat it in one bite, it's a small chicken tender."
    *proceeds to eat half of chicken nugget*

    • @alyssa-vi4jt
      @alyssa-vi4jt 3 года назад +13

      just because you choose to not eat it in one bite doesnt mean you cant

    • @arrdanx5360
      @arrdanx5360 3 года назад +2

      u realise unsaid if u cant EAT it in ONE BITE its SMALL

    • @alamo0243
      @alamo0243 3 года назад

      @@arrdanx5360 grammar?

    • @thunderborn3231
      @thunderborn3231 2 года назад +1

      @@alamo0243 im super late, but did you just try to correct someones grammar on a southern based channel? you do see the irony right?

    • @Spikeruleshell
      @Spikeruleshell 2 года назад +1

      @@thunderborn3231 I think it's more a request to explain what he's even saying. Yikes.

  • @LilLex0220
    @LilLex0220 2 года назад +274

    All my life I thought Chick-fil-A chicken was frozen or at least pre made. Started working there a week ago and they start from the beginning with raw chicken and that is why they’re #1 and none can compare

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Год назад +6

      I love Chik-fil-a, but I now have a Big Chicken restaurant in town….. it’s owned by Shaq, and the food is awesome!

    • @kdtrey5isabeast
      @kdtrey5isabeast Год назад +1

      Their chicken is frozen though…

  • @UmmYeahOk
    @UmmYeahOk 4 года назад +1403

    “It’s a southern thing”
    They don’t want you skipping to the end, but you know, I know, we ALL know, the winner is Chick Fil A.

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 4 года назад +33

      Does it surprise anyone? Seriously?

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 4 года назад +35

      Of course they are better, but they are not nuggets. Chicken nuggets are ground up meat like like McD's, Wendy's, and BK..........

    • @sorrym8421
      @sorrym8421 4 года назад +8

      Just as it should be...

    • @sorrym8421
      @sorrym8421 4 года назад +26

      @@bigdaddycountry7 idk who told you that but they lied to you...

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 4 года назад +2

      funny

  • @ppineapple2737
    @ppineapple2737 4 года назад +659

    I don’t watch these to find out what the best thing is, I watch these for Matt lol

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 4 года назад +23

      Right? I'm a heathen and I'll eat most any kind of chicken nugget. Matt's commentary is priceless tho 😂

    • @candyluna2929
      @candyluna2929 4 года назад +10

      Lol hes hilarious

    • @robbarrett9577
      @robbarrett9577 4 года назад +7

      Same!!! I don't even eat fast food, lol!

    • @cr8tivecarbaholic
      @cr8tivecarbaholic 4 года назад +5

      1 Million percent yes

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 года назад

      You should consider a new hobby.

  • @waywardwillard
    @waywardwillard 4 года назад +79

    My husband is so happy that you’ve validated his belief that Colonel Sanders has a stick figure body.

  • @raymalish8432
    @raymalish8432 3 года назад +101

    Burger King and Wendy's nuggets are both made by Perdue at the same factory. Slightly different seasoning blends, same thing.

    • @Mountaindewdewable
      @Mountaindewdewable 3 года назад +6

      How did you learn this? Did you seek out this information or did it seek you out?

    • @tisvana18
      @tisvana18 3 года назад +3

      That sounds about right. I hate both of them, and the breading is 99% of the reason why

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Год назад +3

      I don't believe it. I have never liked the nugs from BK but love Wendy's nugs.

    • @MegaKat
      @MegaKat Год назад +4

      My husband used to work in a McDonald's chicken nugget factory and he cleaned the fryers on 3rd shift. He absolutely will not eat them now. He told me what he's seen and found, but I'm just like, "didn't make me sick before, not sweating it."

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 3 месяца назад

      Yet Burger King's are always drier, and have less taste. Wendy's takes real good care of their nuggets because they are far superior.

  • @kimmlozadamusic5204
    @kimmlozadamusic5204 4 года назад +187

    “Don’t sauce and drive” ... “do nuggs not drugs” someone make tshirts with this on them. 🤣

    • @Amcsae
      @Amcsae 3 года назад +2

      Especially the Do Nuggs not Drugs one!

    • @sheriBmo
      @sheriBmo 3 года назад +2

      I'd buy that

    • @fhsjdjskkshi
      @fhsjdjskkshi 3 года назад +1

      @@sheriBmo same

  • @zfjames
    @zfjames 4 года назад +397

    “You should eat a chicken nugget in one bite...”...proceeds to eat KFC nugget in multiple bites.

    • @semmieb3e127
      @semmieb3e127 4 года назад +2

      Zach Fabin Is that a Lord Scattsbury pfp I see???

    • @zfjames
      @zfjames 4 года назад

      Sarah Butler not intentionally

    • @PamWD
      @PamWD 4 года назад +9

      Before the KFC tasting, he actually said you CAN eat a chicken nugget in one bite, not that you should. (And then he said if you couldn't that it was actually a small chicken tender!)

    • @zfjames
      @zfjames 4 года назад

      PJWDeyerle Yes, you’re right. I still found it ironic and I definitely believe that you should!

    • @awefense7758
      @awefense7758 4 года назад +1

      And, "It's the size of a nugget", and then he pulls out the real popcorn chicken, little bitty pieces of deep fried batter, lol.

  • @Raktus
    @Raktus 4 года назад +92

    "These are just edible spoons..."
    And a millionaire was born

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus 2 года назад +1

      “These shouldn’t be chicken nuggets. They should be sufficient chicken.

  • @ArtofGabe
    @ArtofGabe 4 года назад +736

    “A chicken died for this”
    His day is ruined and his disappointment is immeasurable.

    • @epicguy1830
      @epicguy1830 4 года назад +13

      Everything burger king touches turns to garbage

    • @steveshin820
      @steveshin820 4 года назад +2

      @@epicguy1830 Seriously they just make that shit cheap with terrible quality. Sad

    • @jonykrust1938
      @jonykrust1938 4 года назад +3

      Gknight right as I saw this he said it

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 4 года назад +3

      “Do Nugs, not drugs”, love it!

    • @superexpertgamerkiller9477
      @superexpertgamerkiller9477 3 года назад +1

      Nah m8 they just took dna from a chicken turned it into meat, processed it, then let it sit out for 3 hours then put it in your meal

  • @MobSquad4209
    @MobSquad4209 4 года назад +316

    Chicken nuggets are processed and formed into a “nugget” shape, popcorn chicken is actual pieces of chicken battered and fried. Basically nuggets are ground meat, popcorn chicken are small pieces of whole meat 🤷‍♂️

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 4 года назад +17

      Nuggets are made from a slurry of chicken, turned into paste and then molded into nugget shapes, then fried.

    • @joemacgillis8229
      @joemacgillis8229 3 года назад +31

      Thank you! I had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Popcorn chicken and chicken nuggets are NOT the same.

    • @chrissysm1981
      @chrissysm1981 3 года назад +23

      Thank you! I was wondering if anyone was going to mention this. However, Chick-fil-A nuggets should actually be called popcorn chicken and they call them nuggets. Still the best popcorn chicken anywhere. 😄

    • @MobSquad4209
      @MobSquad4209 3 года назад +3

      @@chrissysm1981 their grilled nuggets should just be called “chopped up grilled chicken filet” but they are delicious lol. But their normal nuggets should definitely be called popcorn chicken, and I agree with you, their chicken game is not the same as these other places lol

    • @antoniaferris8325
      @antoniaferris8325 2 года назад

      @@chrissysm1981 i work at cfa and like our chicken nuggets look so different then wendys and Mcdonalds. lol Mcdonalds grinds up chicken and fries it. cfa cuts up real chicken and fries it.

  • @coldspoons3917
    @coldspoons3917 3 года назад +13

    When you talked about cracklings I had SUCH a massive nostalgia blast back to my childhood and always hoping there would be a ton of crackling in my box

  • @mr.squiggle2066
    @mr.squiggle2066 3 года назад +279

    Everyone knows that the frosty is not a drink or dessert, it's a sauce. You dip everything from Wendy's in the frosty, end of discussion.

  • @nicoleabed2480
    @nicoleabed2480 4 года назад +276

    I'm from Louisiana and when I was a kid I thought the boot nugget was shaped like Louisiana. I thought there was a shaped nugget for every state 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

    • @voltorb253
      @voltorb253 4 года назад +2

      I always thought it looked like the United States of America (with the toe part as florida)

    • @ethancooke593
      @ethancooke593 4 года назад +10

      Imagine a Maryland-shaped nugget

    • @Darth.Fluffy
      @Darth.Fluffy 4 года назад +9

      Hate to tell you, Louisiana was shaped like a chicken nugget.

    • @rackoon5420
      @rackoon5420 4 года назад +3

      Darth Fluffy half the us was louisiana at one point, so maybe a big ass chicken tender

    • @wackman1573
      @wackman1573 4 года назад +4

      Ethan Cooke 😂😂 a damn toilet

  • @estebanperez1345
    @estebanperez1345 4 года назад +394

    European: *uses metric system
    True American: 3:25 “it’s about the size of an eyeball”

    • @WillBlindYouWithLight
      @WillBlindYouWithLight 3 года назад +8

      Lol that's a southern thing

    • @abbymarievlogs
      @abbymarievlogs 3 года назад +4

      What’s “metric”?

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад

      @@abbymarievlogs Something by which you can compare - Matt's metric is human anatomy.

    • @bobprice9541
      @bobprice9541 3 года назад +4

      @@abbymarievlogs Metric - a better way to measure.

  • @OnEst_Opinion
    @OnEst_Opinion 3 года назад +12

    The way he went in at BK cracked me up. “They’re nothing more than an edible spoon.” “Do mugs not drugs.” Lmao

  • @izzyjimenez6951
    @izzyjimenez6951 2 года назад +9

    Matt had me laughing several times on this video. I love this type of content.

  • @seauwn
    @seauwn 4 года назад +68

    BK employee:
    The 1-12 on the BK nugget bag is supposed to be marked on the hour they were cooked so you can keep track of how fresh they are and know when you need to fry more

    • @steveshin820
      @steveshin820 4 года назад +7

      NT Illuminati we know that it's actually an ancient code

    • @nornric
      @nornric 2 года назад +1

      I really hope this is wrong.... lol I worked there back in the 80's and it wasn't the hour it was the big hand of the clock. So if it was made at X:50 you would mark 10. Then depending on the food they would each have there own time they were okay to be under the lights. So if the food was suppose to be under the light only 15 minutes you would know to pull it at X:05 or 1.

    • @PvPDeathKnight
      @PvPDeathKnight 2 года назад +1

      10 for $1.50 can’t be beat, no matter how average they are.

    • @nasonderek5459
      @nasonderek5459 Год назад

      My first job was working in the kitchen at BK in 96. I came to the comments, JUST to see the response. 100% is for the hour it was cooked. But it was only for food that sat in a warmer or something, we rarely utilized them as we were a busy store and consistently made fresh food.

  • @Nosferata138
    @Nosferata138 4 года назад +48

    Stick figure Sanders....I'm dead. And you're right, I'll never see it correctly again. I'm totally telling other people. I can't keep that to myself.

  • @morticiaheisenberg9679
    @morticiaheisenberg9679 3 года назад +9

    I would never skip to the end on a Matt video!!! I love his taste testing videos. So funny

  • @tpnurdle1
    @tpnurdle1 3 года назад +17

    These videos are a lot of fun, but blind testing would be so much more interesting.

  • @leapingllamacorn8349
    @leapingllamacorn8349 4 года назад +126

    Haven’t seen it yet... but it’s Chick fil a.
    Yup!
    Chick fil A to all other restaurants: bless your heart!

  • @avoria13
    @avoria13 4 года назад +44

    Matt needs to tell us who makes the best Oreo or M&M milkshake, there’s too much controversy over it in my family

  • @judahfloyd
    @judahfloyd 2 года назад +12

    As a Chick-fil-A employee I can attest that our chicken is the best! I eat it five days a week, never gets old!

    • @ellishoke1693
      @ellishoke1693 8 месяцев назад +1

      Damn you must be bored of not eating anything else

    • @ezragonzalez8936
      @ezragonzalez8936 5 месяцев назад

      gross as fukk

  • @Draco137YT
    @Draco137YT 3 года назад +7

    As a former BK employee, I can tell you that the numbers 1 through 12 on the back of the nuggets (and several other items) correspond to a clock. When the nuggets are cooked and bagged, you mark the nearest five-minute interval on the bag, and after a certain amount of time, they're supposed to be chucked. For nugs, that's 20 minutes iirc.

  • @orthodoxanastasia2789
    @orthodoxanastasia2789 4 года назад +417

    Stop saying who its from first. Matt should do this "blind."

    • @the_tangled_girl9494
      @the_tangled_girl9494 4 года назад +7

      With a blindfold, most places are recognizable on some things

    • @ravenblack5294
      @ravenblack5294 4 года назад +10

      Oof. My school had better nuggets than McDonald's.

    • @alliewashere_
      @alliewashere_ 4 года назад +5

      Raven Black bro I love McDonald’s chicken nuggets... they r so bad for you but so gooood especially with that bbq sauce

    • @brandonsolis6911
      @brandonsolis6911 4 года назад +12

      Nah a bunch of people already do blind taste tests, his commentary on each restaurant is half of what makes this interesting tbh

    • @seiffarag1491
      @seiffarag1491 4 года назад +2

      It’s Rank king not guess King

  • @mjkcrew5000
    @mjkcrew5000 4 года назад +33

    Posting this on a Sunday was a low blow, as I cannot drive out and get myself Chick-fil-a now....

  • @kathydomokos3265
    @kathydomokos3265 3 года назад +9

    You are hilarious! I enjoyed this almost as much as I enjoy Chik-fil- A

  • @dreakaliarodriguez481
    @dreakaliarodriguez481 2 года назад +3

    Oh my… I’m in tears watching this. 😂🤣 Hilarious. Love Matt and Bless your Rank

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 4 года назад +180

    Me at the start of the video: Wendy's has this.
    Matt: I'm not using sauce and popcorn chicken counts as nuggets.
    Me: **throws all expectations out the window.**

    • @LandauTST
      @LandauTST 4 года назад +12

      I mean, he still rated McDonald's nuggets over Wendy's, and I agree. Wendy's is extremely over-rated, in my opinion. I think the love for Wendy's is more of a spread mentality than it is their actual food. Not saying it's bad, but I've never understood why so many people love it so much. Burgers are too pricey for the size. Dusty, bland nuggets. Fries are good when they're salted properly. But ultimately I usually pass on Wendy's for almost anything else. Now, if they ever brought back their bacon bleu burger, though...My wallet will be in trouble.

    • @sliceofham3737
      @sliceofham3737 4 года назад +7

      LandauTST 3 words, four for four

    • @Maicowerk
      @Maicowerk 4 года назад +10

      Ya, Wendys chicken nuggets are better than McDonalds, he's crazy. The best chicken nuggets were KFC chicken nuggets, but they stopped serving them somewhere in the early 1990s. They were original recipe nuggets, you used to be able to get pure honey dipping sauce with them.

    • @PallahDaOracle
      @PallahDaOracle 4 года назад +8

      @@LandauTST No, just like Matt you are out of your mind. Wendy's has a fresh far superior flavor than almost all of the fast food places.

    • @gavinr7372
      @gavinr7372 4 года назад

      Opferman Motors Dirtbiking Lies. Pure lies.

  • @ryokosmith9519
    @ryokosmith9519 4 года назад +33

    “Don’t sauce and drive”

  • @Crunchyfrog28
    @Crunchyfrog28 3 года назад +10

    "We can tell when you skip ahead"

  • @Churchman020609
    @Churchman020609 3 года назад +4

    If I watch these after my wife goes to sleep, i have to work hard not to wake her up laughing! Matt’s awesome!

  • @sarahbrooks4016
    @sarahbrooks4016 4 года назад +47

    I thought nuggets where just different parts of the chicken grounded up and shaped. Then a pop corn chicken is a part of the chicken cut to size

    • @AnJah
      @AnJah 4 года назад +9

      This is correct - nuggets are processed chicken and pop corn chicken is cut up and breaded meat pieces.

    • @toxxedgaming3885
      @toxxedgaming3885 4 года назад

      just lack of research here really

    • @ninjafarmer9779
      @ninjafarmer9779 4 года назад +1

      Chik Fi le is cut up chicken not grounded

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 года назад

      @Toxxed Gaming research or common knowledge/life experience?

    • @india3285
      @india3285 4 года назад +1

      I'm sorry I could hit the thumbs up repeatedly. I would think all the pure chicken breast cuts (chik fil a, KFC, sonic) would trump the processed, formed and shaped ones (McNasty and the rest). But I guess it all goes to what they're putting in it to make you like it.

  • @timhutchinson8485
    @timhutchinson8485 4 года назад +21

    As someone who has done graphic design/typography work, I feel you on the McDonald's font choices.

  • @tyrafedrick8144
    @tyrafedrick8144 4 года назад +6

    “Shimmy Shake”

  • @elizabethcreated9263
    @elizabethcreated9263 3 года назад +3

    I like your videos so much man. They have helped me on many dark days. For seriously. Love your personality.

  • @chrisrosalez8619
    @chrisrosalez8619 4 года назад +39

    "fried artwork"😂😂😂😂

  • @lucaspupim9892
    @lucaspupim9892 4 года назад +16

    I will never skip ahead in a video with Matt.

    • @NyanyiC
      @NyanyiC Год назад

      It's funny he had to address that at the beginning of the video 🤣

  • @MotleyJew91
    @MotleyJew91 3 года назад +3

    I have held a eyeball before. As well as a brain and pretty much every other human organ. One of my friends growing up that i played video games with his dad was a professor at the college for some type of biology/medical class. It was actually pretty badass and he taught us a lot and made it fun to learn how everything worked together.

  • @blueeyedmagic6544
    @blueeyedmagic6544 3 года назад +8

    The reason the Wendy's nuggets are salty is because they are cooked literally right next to the Fry's

  • @twistysprinkles8586
    @twistysprinkles8586 4 года назад +39

    Burger King nugget "code"
    You circle how many you're bagging (chicken symbol) and the time (numbers) when you're prepping for a rush in a high volume location.

  • @edgarraya7657
    @edgarraya7657 4 года назад +21

    Bless Your Rank is the backbone of It's a Southern Thing

  • @regalcartoon3952
    @regalcartoon3952 2 года назад +62

    I know Chick-fil-A has some…interestingly hard pressed views. But there is no denying that they put more love and care into their food and service than any other fast food chain out there.

    • @banthaexplosion
      @banthaexplosion Год назад +1

      Say that to the blond mush I recieved as a chicken biscuit the other day. Maybe it depends on the region the store's located in.
      Have never been disappointed with the chicken burrito though, probably because they don't make the tortillas.

    • @t.j.armendariz354
      @t.j.armendariz354 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@banthaexplosionit sounds like you got a bad one but in my experience it is usually pretty good biscuts

    • @tomessmith911
      @tomessmith911 11 месяцев назад +3

      They’re Christians and have Christian views nothing weird about it?

    • @regalcartoon3952
      @regalcartoon3952 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@banthaexplosion I’ve gone to Chick-fil-As all across my state and some in other states as well. They have never gotten my order wrong nor has the food ever been messed up or crap. Every restaurant has a bad day or a bad order every now and again. I’ve just noticed that of all the restaurants I go to, Chick-Fil-A always has the least problems.

    • @CJ4S147
      @CJ4S147 7 месяцев назад

      When we say they who exactly are you referring to? To the best of my knowledge you don’t have to be a Christian to work there and there are still some Christians in the world who don’t act like jerks if you don’t agree with them about everything.

  • @jhiggins95
    @jhiggins95 3 года назад +3

    The most southern thing about this is all of his long tangents and commentary

  • @rsthegoat4221
    @rsthegoat4221 4 года назад +20

    Started dying when he said it’s real chicken not processed chicken someone already chewed it for u

  • @BrutalVictim1
    @BrutalVictim1 4 года назад +77

    i actually loveee wendys nuggets😭😭

  • @oldretireddude
    @oldretireddude Год назад +2

    In my past, after microwave popcorn had been a thing for a while, an Orville Redenbacher commercial came on introducing single serving bags. My dad and I looked at each other and said simultaneously, "I thought they were single serving bags!".

  • @snowpaige6
    @snowpaige6 4 года назад +3

    Thank you for keeping us entertained. This is essential work!

  • @laurieliss5977
    @laurieliss5977 4 года назад +59

    Says "If you can't eat a chicken nugget in I bite its not a chicken nugget!" Literally eats the first chicken nugget in two bites. xD

  • @TearYouApart360
    @TearYouApart360 4 года назад +152

    Rank store bought Sweet Tea. Milos, Red Diamond, Gold Peak, Arizona, ect.

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 4 года назад +6

      Gold Peak, bro. Everyone else go home

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 года назад

      Yes! And also low-cal sweet tea.

    • @brookecarmichael3629
      @brookecarmichael3629 4 года назад +1

      Yeeess that would be so awesome!

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 4 года назад +2

      I wish people knew more about Mrs. Winners. Best fried chicken in Georgia. And, of course, the GALLON of sweet tea! Perrrfection!

    • @semmieb3e127
      @semmieb3e127 4 года назад +6

      Publix or Milos. However, Milos store-bought is a whole world of difference from Milos from the actual restaurant. That’s because they’re owned separately. :/

  • @devisubramaniam3860
    @devisubramaniam3860 Год назад +4

    Love you guys. Thank you for sacrificing your taste buds and gut for our benefit! I make my own nuggets. Make my own tartar sauce from scratch too! Life is like a box of nuggets, you never know...you just never know.

  • @cardwellfarm2812
    @cardwellfarm2812 2 года назад

    I watch the whole video! Everytime! Thank you for the laughs and the accurate accounting!

  • @DrPsyc71
    @DrPsyc71 4 года назад +23

    "Do nugs, not drugs" ROFL!!!

  • @frankie1717
    @frankie1717 4 года назад +53

    I miss the old chicken tenders from BK that they stopped making in like 2010 or so. The current nuggets are like a knockoff McDonald nuggets attempt.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 4 года назад +2

      Do you remember the honey sauce that used to have?
      I used to open up the packet and let the tenders marinade in the sauce and it came out so buttery

    • @Alurith
      @Alurith 4 года назад +4

      The old nugs were the bomb!

    • @DigitalBenny
      @DigitalBenny 4 года назад +1

      Yes! And the fries back when they were endorsed by Mr Potato Head! (Remember those?)

    • @UmmYeahOk
      @UmmYeahOk 4 года назад +2

      They call them “nuggets.” They might’ve put a picture of a chicken on it, but they NEVER call it a “chicken nugget.” They’re basically saw dust and bread. Very disappointing. At least the “chicken fries” have some percentage of chicken in them. ...probably just the seasoning though.

    • @planedudea380
      @planedudea380 4 года назад

      They still sell them outside the US

  • @isabellaportillo4896
    @isabellaportillo4896 4 года назад +3

    You always make me laugh my ass off even when I'm having a bad day, thanks matt!

  • @coreyeatsdetroit9733
    @coreyeatsdetroit9733 3 года назад +3

    I was in the line at McDonald's just now watching this video and when you said "sufficient chicken" I got out of line and I'm now headed to Culver's, thank you.

  • @davidhardwick3816
    @davidhardwick3816 4 года назад +20

    I just love the Bless Your Rank series and Matt is the ONLY person who can do them!

    • @autumnakins7640
      @autumnakins7640 3 года назад +3

      I dunno, Chris the Scotsman did a beer one and it was pretty entertaining.

  • @CMBauer
    @CMBauer 4 года назад +25

    Add it to the merch!
    "Don't sauce and drive."

  • @brittnib2908
    @brittnib2908 3 года назад +2

    This is the first video I’ve watched from him. Subscribed so dang fast!! (And also ordered chickie nuggies. 😜)

  • @5StarChatt
    @5StarChatt 3 года назад +1

    I love this channel it’s like southern buzzfeed 😂😂😂

  • @yuvgotubekidding
    @yuvgotubekidding 4 года назад +21

    I lost it at edible spoons. Look at Wendy's collar, it says MOM. Now YOU can't unsee that, Matt. Don't sauce and drive. 👍 Jumbo popcorn = mini nug.

    • @andrewp8284
      @andrewp8284 4 года назад

      What the fuck lol, does it? I need to see it as a Wendy’s fan...

  • @cr8tivecarbaholic
    @cr8tivecarbaholic 4 года назад +33

    "Sauce responsibly"
    "Do nugs not drugs"
    New Chick Fil A t shirts and billboards go flying up. ❤

  • @kennethestrada2435
    @kennethestrada2435 4 года назад +17

    McDonald’s: Micky-Dees
    Whataburger: Wutaburger
    Sonic: Sawnic

    • @ladiiblue2u634
      @ladiiblue2u634 3 года назад +1

      Sounds about right

    • @valerief1231
      @valerief1231 3 года назад +2

      Texas: Waterburger is what I called it until I questioned it at around 20 years old lol.

    • @_grump.kittiiz
      @_grump.kittiiz 3 года назад

      My father in law always called KFC colonel Sanders

  • @slashplane
    @slashplane 4 года назад +1

    I didn't even think of skipping to the end, then he talked about it and then I had to actively resist fast fowarding.

  • @ashlynclark3001
    @ashlynclark3001 4 года назад +115

    Y’all need to rate gravy next.

    • @benjammin2020
      @benjammin2020 4 года назад +9

      No, cause no resturaunt does sausage gravy right. Not even cracker barrel. No resturaunt can recreate the glory that is my dad's sausage gravy.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 года назад +3

      BenJammin Have you tried Hardee’s, though???

    • @benjammin2020
      @benjammin2020 4 года назад +2

      @Redheaded Stranger That sounds like a fun idea. people send in recipes, and then they get cooked up and rated. Would be a lot of work though.

    • @MJF1958
      @MJF1958 4 года назад +4

      @Redheaded Stranger sounds like the Hardee's in Tallassee AL. Last time I went there it took 45 minutes to get our order. That's not even close to fast food.

    • @tracigresham7164
      @tracigresham7164 4 года назад +2

      @@MJF1958 SOOOOO true. I live there.

  • @stgermain1074
    @stgermain1074 4 года назад +30

    I get the Wendy's 4 for $4. The nuggets are what I give to my dogs for being good while I was gone.

    • @michellzeig3996
      @michellzeig3996 4 года назад +5

      Me, too! My puppers LOVE Wendy's nugs...then we have to go to McDonald's for their burger...

    • @Matt02341
      @Matt02341 4 года назад +1

      Redheaded Stranger Bark Bark barkitty bark bark

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ 4 года назад +7

      My cat loves the burgers. I'm thinking Wendy's may be pet food.

    • @ohioanalily
      @ohioanalily 4 года назад +1

      OMG me too 😁

    • @izzyb5644
      @izzyb5644 4 года назад +1

      Savage 😂😂

  • @crazysnake1096
    @crazysnake1096 3 года назад +2

    Who would ever skip Matt. This guy is a national treasure y’all

  • @AmyB.
    @AmyB. 3 года назад +5

    I was wondering if Chick Fill A would be in the race, and if so, who could beat them. 😂 Also, even though I haven't had some of those brands, I absolutely hate BKs chicken nuggets. So to see them in last place is very gratifying. Thanks Matt! 😎💜

  • @tawnyamarney
    @tawnyamarney 4 года назад +25

    Anyone who didn't know what number 1 was going to be is either lying to themselves or not in the South. LOL

  • @barrettt8661
    @barrettt8661 4 года назад +197

    I haven't even seen the video yet, but it's obviously Chick-fil-A's. The fast-food of the South

    • @awesomeglitterunicornag
      @awesomeglitterunicornag 4 года назад +3

      Yeeeeeesss!

    • @daniellenewton5966
      @daniellenewton5966 4 года назад +4

      I was literally just going to say that

    • @Marcel_Audubon
      @Marcel_Audubon 4 года назад +7

      the fast food choice of the KKK

    • @studiostop504
      @studiostop504 4 года назад +1

      yes Brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @deonmurphy6383
      @deonmurphy6383 4 года назад +9

      Can’t be the fast food of the Democratic Party (KKK) it is Christian, and the left can’t stand that.

  • @bleedersofgreen25
    @bleedersofgreen25 3 года назад +3

    Me: skips to the end
    Me: realizing I should actually watch the video
    Matt: calling me a cheater in the intro
    Me: extremely guilty and now watching the whole video

  • @mikeconner3684
    @mikeconner3684 3 года назад +1

    2:50 preach it my brother!!! Captain D's crunchies used to be on the menu at the Hermitage Tennessee store in the 80s. I loved those!

  • @Bigdaddyweese
    @Bigdaddyweese 4 года назад +17

    The crunchies left over from Long John Silver’s are awesome

    • @jgodwin717
      @jgodwin717 3 года назад

      My favorite as a kid!!!

  • @levisarahbarger5771
    @levisarahbarger5771 4 года назад +16

    PSA: put Wendy’s nuggets in the chili! I worked there for over a year and that was my go to lunch.

  • @saronricker2095
    @saronricker2095 3 года назад

    I've never even though of skipping through til the end, but now I'm tempted

  • @dibutler9151
    @dibutler9151 3 года назад +1

    Back in the 80s, I worked at the Rainbow City, AL Wendy's. I was in charge of washing, cutting, marinating, breading, and frying, all of their REAL chicken.
    Yes, it used to be done all in house.

    • @CorbinDallasMP
      @CorbinDallasMP Год назад

      Makes sense. Dave made his money to start Wendy’s working directly under the colonel.

  • @c0rnin96
    @c0rnin96 4 года назад +50

    DO NOT...
    dip and drive

    • @carissashley
      @carissashley 4 года назад +3

      Seriously. One of my friends did that and her car ran into a stop sign and she had to have it totaled. Sauce can be dangerous :P

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 года назад +1

      @Carissa Petersen Carter That's quite a protest on the car's behalf.

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 года назад +1

      @Redhead Rants and please, for the love of all that is holy, do not call them nugs.

    • @retrobeast2745
      @retrobeast2745 4 года назад +2

      Redhead Rants sauce or tobacco?

  • @TheCoachMc
    @TheCoachMc 4 года назад +70

    Most-enjoyable Bless Your Rank yet! I even agree with his rankings, but, why no Popeye's or Bojangles?

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 года назад

      Redheaded Stranger
      Yup!

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 4 года назад +5

      @Redheaded Stranger I don't understand the love for Bojangles. That was the most tasteless chicken I have ever eaten.

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 4 года назад

      @Redheaded Stranger It was in Albertville/Boaz, AL. I am gonna be hard pressed to try it again, but since I don't have a Bojangles anywhere near here (Louisiana) it will be difficult to try it again.

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 4 года назад +1

      @Redheaded Stranger Very true indeed!

    • @joeyb3880
      @joeyb3880 4 года назад +6

      Scott Mc Popeyes doesn’t really have nuggets, they have the tenders

  • @ericflowers2146
    @ericflowers2146 3 года назад +3

    Them freezer section Dino nugs are really good when deep fried in leftover peanut oil from the Cajun turkey from Thanksgiving.

  • @lacey6800
    @lacey6800 3 года назад +3

    “If you can’t eat it in one bite it’s a chicken tender. I learned about it in school.”

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +80

    Chick-fil-A strikes again! McDonald’s is a close second for me. But Wendy’s has good spicy nuggets

    • @jaymarsh9777
      @jaymarsh9777 4 года назад

      Avery the Cuban-American I am one of the few people who can say that they’ve eaten spicy nuggets from Chick-Fil-A so...

    • @duplicateify
      @duplicateify 4 года назад

      Burger Kings’ are surprisingly good!

    • @sam-dy2ho
      @sam-dy2ho 4 года назад

      Jay Marsh
      w h a t i n e e d t h e m

  • @Dulcess
    @Dulcess 4 года назад +57

    Old KFC nuggets used be actual nuggets and not that pop corn chicken, they were the best.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 4 года назад +3

      Old old Burger King nuggets were called chicken tenders and they were amazing they were so soft and juicy and buttery

    • @erinyoung2539
      @erinyoung2539 4 года назад +2

      Moonie I dipped them in honey!!!

    • @reganhatcher1579
      @reganhatcher1579 4 года назад +3

      In New Zealand and Australia KFC has nuggets and popcorn chicken. Nuggets are better.

  • @ryanspencerlauderdale687
    @ryanspencerlauderdale687 3 года назад +3

    When I found out that Chick-fil-A came out with the 30 count nugget order, I was elated. I just get that and a large lemonade, and skip the fries. If I want to save money, I get a 12 count combo and swap the fries for Mac and cheese.

  • @vikinghawk3358
    @vikinghawk3358 Год назад

    Really enjoy these videos !!!

  • @leafclover-zv4cp
    @leafclover-zv4cp 4 года назад +21

    Yes I have held a human eyeball before
    I can relate!!

    • @russelpolk8152
      @russelpolk8152 4 года назад +5

      I too have held a human eyeball before. Further, I can tell you from experience that when you slice through the lens of a human eyeball, it kinda feels like slicing a small onion.

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ 4 года назад +2

      @@russelpolk8152 Ewww

  • @Alurith
    @Alurith 4 года назад +47

    Does anyone else remember the old Burger King chicken nuggets? That was so long ago. Those things were amazing. I wish they would bring them back.

    • @Dreeza68955
      @Dreeza68955 4 года назад +5

      The crowns?

    • @TheRedDeadTaco
      @TheRedDeadTaco 4 года назад +5

      Reason I stopped going to Burger King

    • @idiot675
      @idiot675 4 года назад +4

      I wish they would bring back the old fries and jalapeno poppers, too.

    • @B.Dizzler93
      @B.Dizzler93 4 года назад

      @@Dreeza68955 the crowns were good but before those they had just regular tender shaped nuggets. They used to be called chicken tenders several years ago and they were good as hell.

    • @hardknox1917
      @hardknox1917 4 года назад +1

      The 90s BK chicken tenders was bomb !

  • @watchersmith806
    @watchersmith806 Год назад +3

    I always enjoy Matt’s food reviews. He’s always entertaining and he always gets a lol moment out of me. But I’m concerned about his health - or is that not a concern because it’s a Southern Thing?😮

  • @lacey6800
    @lacey6800 3 года назад +1

    “It’s not processed chicken somebody chewed for you” LOL

  • @renaissancecards
    @renaissancecards 4 года назад +48

    Hi im 10th
    I can't unsee the KFC arms and legs 😂

  • @kleshreen
    @kleshreen 4 года назад +21

    This is the first time I've watched a video from him, and after ranking Wendy's next-to-last, I feel like all credibility has been lost.

  • @DadBodDrumming
    @DadBodDrumming Год назад +1

    I just watched a 13min video of a man literally playing with his nuggets... and I don't regret it at all

  • @SassyElfFriend
    @SassyElfFriend 6 месяцев назад

    I can't stop cracking up at the initial chik-fil-a review. It's too funny and also true.

  • @mkzrv
    @mkzrv 4 года назад +8

    Man I love these videos, especially because where I live in the states there’s barely any of these fast foods available. Some day I’ll travel and stuff my face in the name of Bless Your Rank!!