Jezza captaining the HMS Terror II: The Sequel made out from a bunch of Jaguar XJSes welded together with 12 18 inch guns somehow stolen from Yamato Museum
Enemy Salem: "WTF was that???? I almost fell off my chair when I saw that in chat. That my friend is what we call a paddling and It hit so hard his grandkids screamed!
I have the ONLY good commander for my Thunderer, the all mighty Jingles and he brings tears to my eyes when I ''Bitch-slap'' a cruiser with it as he says ''That's paddling'' xD
I also had a Shima on my team that got into gunfights with enemy cruisers but mine was worse. He yelled for help in chat, and I steamed towards him at full speed in my Grosser Kurfurst and even managed to get there in time to rescue him. As thanks he sent his torpedoes into me and then yelled in chat that I blocked his torpedoes on purpose. And the he reported me.
"What the hell was that?" from the Salem was really good highlight from this video (and his clan tag OOF really makes this more funny than it should :D)
yep :) Also, it was nice to see someone not getting frustrated because he got hit with a lot of damage but instead kept it friendly in chat :) would have been a compliment if I were there.
I think we need to take a bit of tomw to appreciate the sheer that a halland, a ship powered by a hyperdrive and commanded by speedy gonzalez, flash and road runner, was RAMMED by a heavy cruiser.
2 HP left, that's probably the cook's mug or something, holding the ship afloat :) I think that this one is the closest ever, you could see the start of the 'ship blowing up' animation when the game ended.
"Thunderer and Grosser Kurfurst... both battleships armed .. or potentially armed with 18" guns".... well 50% right... I think the sliderule in the saltmines must be faulty again... don't ever change :-)! What's that?... click... bang....
Yeah, Jingles always mixes up the Kurfürst with the old Conqueror, where you could exchange your 12 x 419 mm guns to the 8 x 457 mm layout of the Thunderer. He also had stated in an earlier video that you lose one gun per turret if you "upgrade" the gun calibre on the Kurfürst.
Yep. You don’t need the points timer mod or very precise mathematics to realise immediately that there was no way he could catch up on points by the time he got into cap A. Even if he assumed the Thunderer had one more heal left (reasonable) and wouldn’t be an instant kill it was still clear the only way to win was to chase and sink him ASAP.
Well b e might have flipped by sailing the diameter but A? That is a VERY small circle for him to have been going full speed AND capped it so yeah...he threw.
It’s possible that if he avoided the caps entirely, Jess would’ve hit 1000 points even with only two caps considering he stopped earning points about 1:40 before the end of the match. This was very close.
@@topsecret1837 if he had passed through, he would have taken 1 of the caps and blocked the other one for a while. that would haven given him enough time to catch up with the 2 hp enemy.
Yep, you got me pegged. I started watching World of Warships vids earlier this week, even though I'd never essay to play it myself. Dunno what exactly drew me in, but your channel is particularly entertaining, without being over-the-top. =^[.]^=
Early squad again! Quick, think of another joke... When the Japanese carrier didn't understand what the other was saying to him because of loud noises, what did he say? "Please repeat, i can't Hiryu."
Wow, some ending. I reckon the Marceau did stay a few more seconds longer than needed in those caps to flip them even though it couldn't help the team.
Just remember. It takes one drop of water to sink a battleship. They draw a line between controllable flooding where the ship can be saved, and uncontrollable flooding where the ship cannot be saved. Somewhere in that spectrum right at the line that divides the two, there is a point where one drop decided whether the ship survived or not.... This guy stood strong with his big toe sitting on that spot.
Holy shit, what a match! That was crazy. Also, as one of those people who doesn't play world of warships, but still watches, at this point, believe me, I understand how mind-bogglingly idiotic that Shima captain was.
Always entertaining content .. Even managed to learn a few ... 'what not to do' things thanks to your videos. So thanks for that. :) Now that being said, I am nevah evah sending you a replay of mine! LOL! Keep up the entertaining work!
@@teeffw2776 Since it's not French I don't think Jingles would mind pronouncing it correctly. But I do not expect him to put any effort into it.
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@@teeffw2776 Jingles has actually made an effort to figure out a better - non-British pronounciation of the Swedish destroyers - he's just messed it up a bit by now. I would write the Swedish DD names in English this way: Visby - Vees-byh (emphasis on the first vowel) Västerås - Vester-awe-s (emphasis on the "awe") Skåne - Scaw-neh Öland - Eh-land (kind of the same sound as the e in "nerd" ) Östergötland - Esther-yet-land (emphasis on the first vowel) Halland - Everybody already gets this one right Småland - Small-ahn-d (emphasis on the first vowel) (the land part should be like people say it in Halland - not like "land" like PolarPerlen suggests).
Was playing as the carrier earlier. We were behind by 400 points and up in ships so I had to help my team by telling them to cap while I was scouting the enemy. After about three minutes their only destroyer had capped two points and the friendly ships weren't close enough to help as I tried again and again to hit it. We were 200 points behind when it ended.
Anyone else coming here ever so often just to listen to Jingles commenting interesting battles? Sometimes I just let it run on the side while working...
Destroyers are just like autoloaders in WoT, very extremely dangerous towards the end of the game when ships are damaged, the map is less cluttered with enemy ships and people have run out of consumables.
"How many hitpoints? Yep, both of them" that cracked me up xD
"More than he needs."
Sounds like a real surplus, instead of a hair-thin margin.
😂 both of them 🤣
Undoubtedly one of jingles best jokes
came here to say this lol
He had double what he actually needed.
Tonight, James drinks some tea, Richard has a crash... Again, and I captain a battleship with SPEEEED and POWAHHHH.
I miss them. Glad to see Clarkson is past C19 bug🐛.
Hammond in the Des Moines. Slow in the Shima.
And now ! We shall put a star in our reasonably priced car . Ladies and gentlemen . ITS THE MIGHTY JINGLES
-Loved Top Gear with those three knuckeheads.
MO POWA' BABE!!!!!
(Not a Top Gear reference but James Pumphrey is the next best thing)
Jezza: Tonight. I try to survive in a damaged Battleship held together by tape.
A battleship held together by Flex Tape*
Red Green would use "Canadian" duct tape. 😂👍
And bailing wire!
don't you mean scrap held together by duct tape?
At that point I think the ship was held together by string cheese and the captain hugging her really hard.
"How many healthpoints? .... Both of them!"
- Im in tears! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
'This is Jezza'
hmm..do you reckon he likes speed and power Jingles?
Power solves many things.
Jezza captaining the HMS Terror II: The Sequel made out from a bunch of Jaguar XJSes welded together with 12 18 inch guns somehow stolen from Yamato Museum
@@TheKoosterify Don't forget a rude license plate somewhere in a place of honour :)
@@Shoikan HMS Terror II: The Sequel with hull number : 80085 (calculator users might know what I'm talking about)
@@TheKoosterify I'm old enough to remember those very well :D
"You be the judge." No, Jingles, I don't come here to be the judge, I come here to see youn judge people.
Enemy Salem: "WTF was that????
I almost fell off my chair when I saw that in chat. That my friend is what we call a paddling and It hit so hard his grandkids screamed!
He is my clan commander 😅
I have the ONLY good commander for my Thunderer, the all mighty Jingles and he brings tears to my eyes when I ''Bitch-slap'' a cruiser with it as he says ''That's paddling'' xD
I also had a Shima on my team that got into gunfights with enemy cruisers but mine was worse. He yelled for help in chat, and I steamed towards him at full speed in my Grosser Kurfurst and even managed to get there in time to rescue him. As thanks he sent his torpedoes into me and then yelled in chat that I blocked his torpedoes on purpose. And the he reported me.
Sounds like he was trolling
brain.exe has stopped working
@@cobrazax brain.exe not installed
@@ScottKenny1978
Error - brain not found
“Jezza” is an odd way to pronounce “Dave.”
That's all I'm asayin.
"What the hell was that?" from the Salem was really good highlight from this video (and his clan tag OOF really makes this more funny than it should :D)
yep :)
Also, it was nice to see someone not getting frustrated because he got hit with a lot of damage but instead kept it friendly in chat :) would have been a compliment if I were there.
@@petiertje on EU you mostly won´t get an answer
I think we need to take a bit of tomw to appreciate the sheer that a halland, a ship powered by a hyperdrive and commanded by speedy gonzalez, flash and road runner, was RAMMED by a heavy cruiser.
2 HP left, that's probably the cook's mug or something, holding the ship afloat :)
I think that this one is the closest ever, you could see the start of the 'ship blowing up' animation when the game ended.
"Thunderer and Grosser Kurfurst... both battleships armed .. or potentially armed with 18" guns".... well 50% right... I think the sliderule in the saltmines must be faulty again... don't ever change :-)! What's that?... click... bang....
I think that's a running joke now since this is about the hundredth time he has said the Kurfurst has 18inch guns.
@@Ushio01 it's 16 or 16.5 inch that GK has as options right?
@@sse_weston4138 Yes, it has access to 406s or 420s
Yeah, Jingles always mixes up the Kurfürst with the old Conqueror, where you could exchange your 12 x 419 mm guns to the 8 x 457 mm layout of the Thunderer. He also had stated in an earlier video that you lose one gun per turret if you "upgrade" the gun calibre on the Kurfürst.
@@balli7836 The reason I picked the 420s was because you got the Yamato sound... And with the Yamato sound, you can do anything.
Regarding Marceau: I mean, he could be worse. He could be the shima player.
😂
@@Gundolf300 That shima was just 1 point of the no.2 in the team on XP so he must have done something right. I just cannot figure out what...
@@boristhebarbarian His points for gun damage on the Marceau would have been worth something as it's % of the ship that gives value
@@boristhebarbarian that’s the problem isn’t it? The Shima did nothing right.
Shima did nothing right and yet he has more stars than the Marceau. I can think of no greater condemnation of the Ranked system in wows than this.
I didn't know Jeremy Clarkson played WOWS. :D
Anyone else get really happy seeing a british bb player (especially a thunderer) who knows how and when to use their 2 key? Just me?
Hawking would have rolled on top of Tyson's foot and forced a submission.
all I could hear was Jezza's : "sometimes my genius is...it's almost frightening"
Wow, what a match! That had everything: excitement, stupidity, anxiety, a thrilling cliffhanger finish. Remarkable!
Your Hawking v. Tyson analogy was BRILLIANT!
By far the BEST nail-biting, sitting on the edge of the seat WoW game I've watched in a LOOOONG time!. Thank you Jingles!!!
*Thunderer DIES*
Jezza: Oh no!
Also Jezza: Anyway..
Sweet Water Thunder action!
No it’s world of tanks
NGL my ass clenched up when I saw the last shots incoming
My butt was clenched for last 90 seconds of the video. Great job Jezza! And the bloody french boat.
How is ye all on this rather average day made better by jingles
Another therapy video
Certainly better, than before.
The Marceau definitely 100% stopped at B to cap, if he went full speed he wouldn't have time to cap it. He threw the game.
This battle was already a throw one way or the other the moment that about 4 of these players turned their computers on.
Yep. You don’t need the points timer mod or very precise mathematics to realise immediately that there was no way he could catch up on points by the time he got into cap A.
Even if he assumed the Thunderer had one more heal left (reasonable) and wouldn’t be an instant kill it was still clear the only way to win was to chase and sink him ASAP.
Well b e might have flipped by sailing the diameter but A? That is a VERY small circle for him to have been going full speed AND capped it so yeah...he threw.
It’s possible that if he avoided the caps entirely, Jess would’ve hit 1000 points even with only two caps considering he stopped earning points about 1:40 before the end of the match. This was very close.
@@topsecret1837 if he had passed through, he would have taken 1 of the caps and blocked the other one for a while. that would haven given him enough time to catch up with the 2 hp enemy.
Best WoWS replay I've seen in a long time. Thanks, Jingles!
That ending. Holy shit that is sooo close.
That ending nearly gave me a heart attack, bloody hell! xD
Choo Choo!!!!!
O wait ... this is different...
‘Both of them! Laughed my ass off ... ‘
That was a close one!!!
Nice video Jingles!
I live in the US Midwest and I’m always awake for your videos
Holy Shit, that is the closest game I have ever seen.
Who needs Netflix whilst you are getting entertained like THAT! Thanks for sharing.
That's insanely close. Definitely the sea of fortune for that clutch victory :D
Perfect way to start my morning!
Shimakaze vs Marceau is like bringing a slingshot to a machinegun fight.
holy crap. my heart was racing at the end there
lolololol
omfg Tyson vs Hawking
Thunderer must have kept his butt clenched the entire time lol
8:01 He probably expexted him angle to get hit by less torpedoes.
Thanks!
Yep, you got me pegged. I started watching World of Warships vids earlier this week, even though I'd never essay to play it myself. Dunno what exactly drew me in, but your channel is particularly entertaining, without being over-the-top. =^[.]^=
Early squad again!
Quick, think of another joke...
When the Japanese carrier didn't understand what the other was saying to him because of loud noises, what did he say?
"Please repeat, i can't Hiryu."
*submarine loads a torpedo*
*Dive bomber diving*
Soryu, but that was bad.
@@warhawk9566 Mk14?
that is such a bad joke, that i can imagine Jingles having a near stroke from laughter when he glanced over it :D
Hawking Vs. Tyson!? How perfect is Jingles' analogies? 🤣
This has to be the most nerve-racking battle I have ever seen or probably see ever!
"Welcome back to World of Warships, with Rear Admiral... Jingles"
Either spaced out or he's slowly falling into the abyss.
Also thank you jingles for explaining the two shima vs Italian destroyer
Alternative title: Saved by the bell!
What a nail biter!
One of the best that you have presented.
Ghost team prevails once again! I always find it funny when a team wins in actuality no one is alive at the same time. Great replay!
Wow, some ending. I reckon the Marceau did stay a few more seconds longer than needed in those caps to flip them even though it couldn't help the team.
LOL!! I love the Hawkins and Tyson analogy!
I thought Jezza would have been using hammers and going full speed the whole game
“WTF was that?”
“Me”
Just remember. It takes one drop of water to sink a battleship. They draw a line between controllable flooding where the ship can be saved, and uncontrollable flooding where the ship cannot be saved. Somewhere in that spectrum right at the line that divides the two, there is a point where one drop decided whether the ship survived or not....
This guy stood strong with his big toe sitting on that spot.
the only reason I'm this early is because i had to get up to do home schooling
and by do i mean start and then get distracted
well i'm sitting here trying to write an 3h essay but well, jingles is more important :/
It’s awesome as always Jingles
I do love the fact that you try to give them the benefit of the doubt =)
omg I screamed so loud when both thunderers exchanged fire
Holy shit, what a match! That was crazy.
Also, as one of those people who doesn't play world of warships, but still watches, at this point, believe me, I understand how mind-bogglingly idiotic that Shima captain was.
Love your videos Jingles, keep up the good work and keep making us laugh :D
I did see a post on r/worldofwarships recently where the winning side had no ships left, so yes you can get a closer match.
damn, that was close. real nailbiter this was.
That is the first time I have heard the 50p, 5p metaphor in a long long time.
Missed opportunity to show Jeremy Clarkson when calling him Jezza :D
I'm sure there'd be some copyright issues with that.
Jezzas genius is frightening
great game great video, thankx Jingles
Jeeeez my heart was pounding
i am 20:00 minutes into the video - the tension is real :D i am sweating bullets right now! thanks for sharing, not matter it will end in a minute :D
But wait a second Sir Jingles,....Jezza you said won!?!
What ever happened to Dave???? LOl 🏹🤠👍
Always entertaining content .. Even managed to learn a few ... 'what not to do' things thanks to your videos. So thanks for that. :)
Now that being said, I am nevah evah sending you a replay of mine! LOL!
Keep up the entertaining work!
Imagine forgetting that Smaland has a radar
🌈The people who play ranked🌈
@@DaManBearPig lmao
Where are his division mates Hamster and Captain Slow?
Thunderer is the only ship in World of Warships that has premium ammo, just hit the 1 key and boom! premium ammo
The swedish ship - just say "small-land" - it sounds almost like it's supposed to be pronounced
And even if the pronunciation would still be slightly off, the meaning would be right.
If you think Brits of the vein of Jingles care about foreign pronunciation, you didn't watch his Dunkerque video a week or two ago.
@@teeffw2776 Since it's not French I don't think Jingles would mind pronouncing it correctly. But I do not expect him to put any effort into it.
@@teeffw2776 Jingles has actually made an effort to figure out a better - non-British pronounciation of the Swedish destroyers - he's just messed it up a bit by now.
I would write the Swedish DD names in English this way:
Visby - Vees-byh (emphasis on the first vowel)
Västerås - Vester-awe-s (emphasis on the "awe")
Skåne - Scaw-neh
Öland - Eh-land (kind of the same sound as the e in "nerd" )
Östergötland - Esther-yet-land (emphasis on the first vowel)
Halland - Everybody already gets this one right
Småland - Small-ahn-d (emphasis on the first vowel) (the land part should be like people say it in Halland - not like "land" like PolarPerlen suggests).
That was sweaty battle sir...... Damn sick
On todays episode of Ahead Flank, I get set on fire, James crashes a battleship, and Hammond torpedoes the Yamato!
Jingles try saying Smaw in the beginning when you say Småland and you'll have it nailed lika a true hurdy gurdy! =)
i swear that teams shimakaze had fewer brain cells than jesute had health at the end
Damn that was a good game and I'm sorry I was fixated on Rita's voice in the background in the beginning.
Great video, great battle!
Jingles, I give you the honour of watching you while I eat.
omg... that was edge of seat entertainment.
Great tension!
MY God, was biting my nails here like a pro
Thanks Jingles.
2hp and a dream
Keep up the good commentary jingles, lol I don't even play on pc but on console
Last year you did one, almost the same situation, but the BB didn't make it behind the island in time. Got hit in the mast at 0:01 left
Never seen such a close call on this channel i think
Jingles:"The star of todays show is...I am not sure how pronounce that, so we are just going to call him [Not Dave]
Dave: >:C
Was playing as the carrier earlier. We were behind by 400 points and up in ships so I had to help my team by telling them to cap while I was scouting the enemy. After about three minutes their only destroyer had capped two points and the friendly ships weren't close enough to help as I tried again and again to hit it. We were 200 points behind when it ended.
Nice one. Thanks J
Anyone else coming here ever so often just to listen to Jingles commenting interesting battles? Sometimes I just let it run on the side while working...
Now that is as close as it can get
Destroyers are just like autoloaders in WoT, very extremely dangerous towards the end of the game when ships are damaged, the map is less cluttered with enemy ships and people have run out of consumables.
Damn it Jingles! Don;t do that to me! You nearly gave me a heart attack!!! LOL. Jolly good show though!
TWO hit points omg! What a game
That Marceau must feel cheated, he got the kill but not the win xD
o boy i was at the edge of my sit at the end :D