World of Warships - Sweating Bullets

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @Mr_King96
    @Mr_King96 3 года назад +987

    "How many hitpoints? Yep, both of them" that cracked me up xD

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 года назад +24

      "More than he needs."
      Sounds like a real surplus, instead of a hair-thin margin.

    • @crashgsxr750
      @crashgsxr750 3 года назад +6

      😂 both of them 🤣

    • @koolcatcory9975
      @koolcatcory9975 3 года назад +10

      Undoubtedly one of jingles best jokes

    • @SuperWombus
      @SuperWombus 3 года назад +2

      came here to say this lol

    • @TheOtherBill
      @TheOtherBill 3 года назад +5

      He had double what he actually needed.

  • @jaydenchoe3077
    @jaydenchoe3077 3 года назад +492

    Tonight, James drinks some tea, Richard has a crash... Again, and I captain a battleship with SPEEEED and POWAHHHH.

    • @theamazinggoldfish8713
      @theamazinggoldfish8713 3 года назад +15

      I miss them. Glad to see Clarkson is past C19 bug🐛.

    • @Shane-Singleton
      @Shane-Singleton 3 года назад +13

      Hammond in the Des Moines. Slow in the Shima.

    • @patriknessboLemoran
      @patriknessboLemoran 3 года назад +9

      And now ! We shall put a star in our reasonably priced car . Ladies and gentlemen . ITS THE MIGHTY JINGLES

    • @gregsiska8599
      @gregsiska8599 3 года назад +4

      -Loved Top Gear with those three knuckeheads.

    • @tntfreddan3138
      @tntfreddan3138 3 года назад +2

      MO POWA' BABE!!!!!
      (Not a Top Gear reference but James Pumphrey is the next best thing)

  • @redeagle-fi4rr
    @redeagle-fi4rr 3 года назад +227

    Jezza: Tonight. I try to survive in a damaged Battleship held together by tape.

    • @Dumbrarere
      @Dumbrarere 3 года назад +13

      A battleship held together by Flex Tape*

    • @theamazinggoldfish8713
      @theamazinggoldfish8713 3 года назад +4

      Red Green would use "Canadian" duct tape. 😂👍

    • @ELCADAROSA
      @ELCADAROSA 3 года назад +3

      And bailing wire!

    • @xela6349
      @xela6349 3 года назад +2

      don't you mean scrap held together by duct tape?

    • @jjkrayenhagen
      @jjkrayenhagen 3 года назад +5

      At that point I think the ship was held together by string cheese and the captain hugging her really hard.

  • @MrMurphyum
    @MrMurphyum 3 года назад +140

    "How many healthpoints? .... Both of them!"
    - Im in tears! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @James-nj5ks
    @James-nj5ks 3 года назад +557

    'This is Jezza'
    hmm..do you reckon he likes speed and power Jingles?

    • @cncmne7404
      @cncmne7404 3 года назад +30

      Power solves many things.

    • @TheKoosterify
      @TheKoosterify 3 года назад +28

      Jezza captaining the HMS Terror II: The Sequel made out from a bunch of Jaguar XJSes welded together with 12 18 inch guns somehow stolen from Yamato Museum

    • @Shoikan
      @Shoikan 3 года назад +13

      @@TheKoosterify Don't forget a rude license plate somewhere in a place of honour :)

    • @TheKoosterify
      @TheKoosterify 3 года назад +9

      @@Shoikan HMS Terror II: The Sequel with hull number : 80085 (calculator users might know what I'm talking about)

    • @Shoikan
      @Shoikan 3 года назад +5

      @@TheKoosterify I'm old enough to remember those very well :D

  • @Eiskralle1
    @Eiskralle1 3 года назад +147

    "You be the judge." No, Jingles, I don't come here to be the judge, I come here to see youn judge people.

  • @korbell1089
    @korbell1089 3 года назад +118

    Enemy Salem: "WTF was that????
    I almost fell off my chair when I saw that in chat. That my friend is what we call a paddling and It hit so hard his grandkids screamed!

    • @xavthedrummer
      @xavthedrummer 3 года назад +4

      He is my clan commander 😅

    • @dominges
      @dominges 3 года назад +2

      I have the ONLY good commander for my Thunderer, the all mighty Jingles and he brings tears to my eyes when I ''Bitch-slap'' a cruiser with it as he says ''That's paddling'' xD

  • @Nails077
    @Nails077 3 года назад +69

    I also had a Shima on my team that got into gunfights with enemy cruisers but mine was worse. He yelled for help in chat, and I steamed towards him at full speed in my Grosser Kurfurst and even managed to get there in time to rescue him. As thanks he sent his torpedoes into me and then yelled in chat that I blocked his torpedoes on purpose. And the he reported me.

    • @davidmoore1253
      @davidmoore1253 3 года назад +11

      Sounds like he was trolling

    • @cobrazax
      @cobrazax 3 года назад +16

      brain.exe has stopped working

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 3 года назад +12

      @@cobrazax brain.exe not installed

    • @cobrazax
      @cobrazax 3 года назад +13

      @@ScottKenny1978
      Error - brain not found

  • @dougjb7848
    @dougjb7848 3 года назад +242

    “Jezza” is an odd way to pronounce “Dave.”

  • @siriusczech
    @siriusczech 3 года назад +57

    "What the hell was that?" from the Salem was really good highlight from this video (and his clan tag OOF really makes this more funny than it should :D)

    • @petiertje
      @petiertje 3 года назад +5

      yep :)
      Also, it was nice to see someone not getting frustrated because he got hit with a lot of damage but instead kept it friendly in chat :) would have been a compliment if I were there.

    • @siriusczech
      @siriusczech 3 года назад

      @@petiertje on EU you mostly won´t get an answer

  • @niki8280
    @niki8280 3 года назад +17

    I think we need to take a bit of tomw to appreciate the sheer that a halland, a ship powered by a hyperdrive and commanded by speedy gonzalez, flash and road runner, was RAMMED by a heavy cruiser.

  • @petiertje
    @petiertje 3 года назад +14

    2 HP left, that's probably the cook's mug or something, holding the ship afloat :)
    I think that this one is the closest ever, you could see the start of the 'ship blowing up' animation when the game ended.

  • @tomriley5790
    @tomriley5790 3 года назад +110

    "Thunderer and Grosser Kurfurst... both battleships armed .. or potentially armed with 18" guns".... well 50% right... I think the sliderule in the saltmines must be faulty again... don't ever change :-)! What's that?... click... bang....

    • @Ushio01
      @Ushio01 3 года назад +12

      I think that's a running joke now since this is about the hundredth time he has said the Kurfurst has 18inch guns.

    • @sse_weston4138
      @sse_weston4138 3 года назад +6

      @@Ushio01 it's 16 or 16.5 inch that GK has as options right?

    • @jakechaffin3467
      @jakechaffin3467 3 года назад +1

      @@sse_weston4138 Yes, it has access to 406s or 420s

    • @balli7836
      @balli7836 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, Jingles always mixes up the Kurfürst with the old Conqueror, where you could exchange your 12 x 419 mm guns to the 8 x 457 mm layout of the Thunderer. He also had stated in an earlier video that you lose one gun per turret if you "upgrade" the gun calibre on the Kurfürst.

    • @tntfreddan3138
      @tntfreddan3138 3 года назад +3

      @@balli7836 The reason I picked the 420s was because you got the Yamato sound... And with the Yamato sound, you can do anything.

  • @The_Viscount
    @The_Viscount 3 года назад +116

    Regarding Marceau: I mean, he could be worse. He could be the shima player.

    • @Gundolf300
      @Gundolf300 3 года назад

      😂

    • @boristhebarbarian
      @boristhebarbarian 3 года назад +11

      @@Gundolf300 That shima was just 1 point of the no.2 in the team on XP so he must have done something right. I just cannot figure out what...

    • @davetomley3145
      @davetomley3145 3 года назад +1

      @@boristhebarbarian His points for gun damage on the Marceau would have been worth something as it's % of the ship that gives value

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 3 года назад +2

      @@boristhebarbarian that’s the problem isn’t it? The Shima did nothing right.

    • @NotTheRookie
      @NotTheRookie 3 года назад +3

      Shima did nothing right and yet he has more stars than the Marceau. I can think of no greater condemnation of the Ranked system in wows than this.

  • @tomvsas
    @tomvsas 3 года назад +50

    I didn't know Jeremy Clarkson played WOWS. :D

  • @KPen3750
    @KPen3750 3 года назад +13

    Anyone else get really happy seeing a british bb player (especially a thunderer) who knows how and when to use their 2 key? Just me?

  • @GaldirEonai
    @GaldirEonai 3 года назад +39

    Hawking would have rolled on top of Tyson's foot and forced a submission.

  • @Ahoderasan
    @Ahoderasan 3 года назад +16

    all I could hear was Jezza's : "sometimes my genius is...it's almost frightening"

  • @jediavatar
    @jediavatar 3 года назад +5

    Wow, what a match! That had everything: excitement, stupidity, anxiety, a thrilling cliffhanger finish. Remarkable!

  • @aaronsmith600
    @aaronsmith600 3 года назад +2

    Your Hawking v. Tyson analogy was BRILLIANT!

  • @timmcgreal3531
    @timmcgreal3531 3 года назад +1

    By far the BEST nail-biting, sitting on the edge of the seat WoW game I've watched in a LOOOONG time!. Thank you Jingles!!!

  • @MrRakky
    @MrRakky 3 года назад +12

    *Thunderer DIES*
    Jezza: Oh no!
    Also Jezza: Anyway..

  • @Crazyneil1986
    @Crazyneil1986 3 года назад +20

    Sweet Water Thunder action!

  • @mihalybalint8969
    @mihalybalint8969 3 года назад +12

    NGL my ass clenched up when I saw the last shots incoming

  • @braunlajon
    @braunlajon 3 года назад +1

    My butt was clenched for last 90 seconds of the video. Great job Jezza! And the bloody french boat.

  • @jX03520
    @jX03520 3 года назад +88

    How is ye all on this rather average day made better by jingles

  • @bargu
    @bargu 3 года назад +48

    The Marceau definitely 100% stopped at B to cap, if he went full speed he wouldn't have time to cap it. He threw the game.

    • @not2tired
      @not2tired 3 года назад +6

      This battle was already a throw one way or the other the moment that about 4 of these players turned their computers on.

    • @ShawFujikawa
      @ShawFujikawa 3 года назад +9

      Yep. You don’t need the points timer mod or very precise mathematics to realise immediately that there was no way he could catch up on points by the time he got into cap A.
      Even if he assumed the Thunderer had one more heal left (reasonable) and wouldn’t be an instant kill it was still clear the only way to win was to chase and sink him ASAP.

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 3 года назад +2

      Well b e might have flipped by sailing the diameter but A? That is a VERY small circle for him to have been going full speed AND capped it so yeah...he threw.

    • @topsecret1837
      @topsecret1837 3 года назад

      It’s possible that if he avoided the caps entirely, Jess would’ve hit 1000 points even with only two caps considering he stopped earning points about 1:40 before the end of the match. This was very close.

    • @nemlas85
      @nemlas85 3 года назад +2

      @@topsecret1837 if he had passed through, he would have taken 1 of the caps and blocked the other one for a while. that would haven given him enough time to catch up with the 2 hp enemy.

  • @ch4ndemic
    @ch4ndemic 3 года назад +1

    Best WoWS replay I've seen in a long time. Thanks, Jingles!

  • @ollieols3418
    @ollieols3418 3 года назад +12

    That ending. Holy shit that is sooo close.

  • @donluffyni9162
    @donluffyni9162 3 года назад +5

    That ending nearly gave me a heart attack, bloody hell! xD

  • @XMan-mi6gs
    @XMan-mi6gs 3 года назад +1

    Choo Choo!!!!!
    O wait ... this is different...
    ‘Both of them! Laughed my ass off ... ‘
    That was a close one!!!
    Nice video Jingles!

  • @wso4272
    @wso4272 3 года назад +1

    I live in the US Midwest and I’m always awake for your videos

  • @MathiasCzR01
    @MathiasCzR01 3 года назад +8

    Holy Shit, that is the closest game I have ever seen.

  • @elbsommer2990
    @elbsommer2990 3 года назад

    Who needs Netflix whilst you are getting entertained like THAT! Thanks for sharing.

  • @Zoey--
    @Zoey-- 3 года назад +2

    That's insanely close. Definitely the sea of fortune for that clutch victory :D

  • @darbarthel
    @darbarthel 3 года назад +1

    Perfect way to start my morning!

  • @theAessaya
    @theAessaya 3 года назад +3

    Shimakaze vs Marceau is like bringing a slingshot to a machinegun fight.

  • @michaelsndergaard2912
    @michaelsndergaard2912 3 года назад +1

    holy crap. my heart was racing at the end there

  • @social3ngin33rin
    @social3ngin33rin 3 года назад +1

    lolololol
    omfg Tyson vs Hawking
    Thunderer must have kept his butt clenched the entire time lol

  • @schoggimah2142
    @schoggimah2142 3 года назад +4

    8:01 He probably expexted him angle to get hit by less torpedoes.

  • @zombieater6663
    @zombieater6663 2 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @Raycheetah
    @Raycheetah 3 года назад +2

    Yep, you got me pegged. I started watching World of Warships vids earlier this week, even though I'd never essay to play it myself. Dunno what exactly drew me in, but your channel is particularly entertaining, without being over-the-top. =^[.]^=

  • @zjotheglorious
    @zjotheglorious 3 года назад +45

    Early squad again!
    Quick, think of another joke...
    When the Japanese carrier didn't understand what the other was saying to him because of loud noises, what did he say?
    "Please repeat, i can't Hiryu."

    • @warhawk9566
      @warhawk9566 3 года назад +4

      *submarine loads a torpedo*

    • @velocity790
      @velocity790 3 года назад +1

      *Dive bomber diving*

    • @Thirdbase9
      @Thirdbase9 3 года назад +10

      Soryu, but that was bad.

    • @nickierv13
      @nickierv13 3 года назад

      @@warhawk9566 Mk14?

    • @Forestmarko
      @Forestmarko 3 года назад

      that is such a bad joke, that i can imagine Jingles having a near stroke from laughter when he glanced over it :D

  • @randyruppel6727
    @randyruppel6727 3 года назад +6

    Hawking Vs. Tyson!? How perfect is Jingles' analogies? 🤣

  • @saptarshibanerjee7905
    @saptarshibanerjee7905 3 года назад

    This has to be the most nerve-racking battle I have ever seen or probably see ever!

  • @victeneproulx
    @victeneproulx 3 года назад +1

    "Welcome back to World of Warships, with Rear Admiral... Jingles"
    Either spaced out or he's slowly falling into the abyss.

  • @crashgsxr750
    @crashgsxr750 3 года назад

    Also thank you jingles for explaining the two shima vs Italian destroyer

  • @TheZombieNL
    @TheZombieNL 3 года назад +7

    Alternative title: Saved by the bell!

  • @daszieher
    @daszieher 3 года назад

    What a nail biter!
    One of the best that you have presented.

  • @bizebeech8997
    @bizebeech8997 3 года назад

    Ghost team prevails once again! I always find it funny when a team wins in actuality no one is alive at the same time. Great replay!

  • @sirtogii5216
    @sirtogii5216 3 года назад +1

    Wow, some ending. I reckon the Marceau did stay a few more seconds longer than needed in those caps to flip them even though it couldn't help the team.

  • @tiggerib5536
    @tiggerib5536 3 года назад

    LOL!! I love the Hawkins and Tyson analogy!

  • @rollinbacon2953
    @rollinbacon2953 3 года назад +11

    I thought Jezza would have been using hammers and going full speed the whole game

  • @misspurdy27288
    @misspurdy27288 3 года назад +10

    “WTF was that?”
    “Me”

  • @speed150mph
    @speed150mph 3 года назад

    Just remember. It takes one drop of water to sink a battleship. They draw a line between controllable flooding where the ship can be saved, and uncontrollable flooding where the ship cannot be saved. Somewhere in that spectrum right at the line that divides the two, there is a point where one drop decided whether the ship survived or not....
    This guy stood strong with his big toe sitting on that spot.

  • @joepennington5227
    @joepennington5227 3 года назад +26

    the only reason I'm this early is because i had to get up to do home schooling
    and by do i mean start and then get distracted

    • @obamaprism1277
      @obamaprism1277 3 года назад +2

      well i'm sitting here trying to write an 3h essay but well, jingles is more important :/

  • @ajthats1517
    @ajthats1517 3 года назад

    It’s awesome as always Jingles

  • @Hellhunde64
    @Hellhunde64 3 года назад

    I do love the fact that you try to give them the benefit of the doubt =)

  • @siegerplays199
    @siegerplays199 3 года назад +1

    omg I screamed so loud when both thunderers exchanged fire

  • @shashanksangaru4827
    @shashanksangaru4827 3 года назад

    Holy shit, what a match! That was crazy.
    Also, as one of those people who doesn't play world of warships, but still watches, at this point, believe me, I understand how mind-bogglingly idiotic that Shima captain was.

  • @ThatGuy31555
    @ThatGuy31555 3 года назад

    Love your videos Jingles, keep up the good work and keep making us laugh :D

  • @Tibsbb
    @Tibsbb 3 года назад

    I did see a post on r/worldofwarships recently where the winning side had no ships left, so yes you can get a closer match.

  • @joerimarriott4836
    @joerimarriott4836 3 года назад +1

    damn, that was close. real nailbiter this was.

  • @lttweety6397
    @lttweety6397 3 года назад +1

    That is the first time I have heard the 50p, 5p metaphor in a long long time.

  • @StaK_1980
    @StaK_1980 3 года назад +4

    Missed opportunity to show Jeremy Clarkson when calling him Jezza :D

  • @patriknessboLemoran
    @patriknessboLemoran 3 года назад

    Jezzas genius is frightening

  • @johnivkovich8655
    @johnivkovich8655 3 года назад

    great game great video, thankx Jingles

  • @adamanonimowy
    @adamanonimowy 3 года назад

    Jeeeez my heart was pounding

  • @eltiburon1983
    @eltiburon1983 3 года назад

    i am 20:00 minutes into the video - the tension is real :D i am sweating bullets right now! thanks for sharing, not matter it will end in a minute :D

  • @theamazinggoldfish8713
    @theamazinggoldfish8713 3 года назад +1

    But wait a second Sir Jingles,....Jezza you said won!?!
    What ever happened to Dave???? LOl 🏹🤠👍

  • @captbullship1085
    @captbullship1085 3 года назад

    Always entertaining content .. Even managed to learn a few ... 'what not to do' things thanks to your videos. So thanks for that. :)
    Now that being said, I am nevah evah sending you a replay of mine! LOL!
    Keep up the entertaining work!

  • @Mass5775
    @Mass5775 3 года назад +32

    Imagine forgetting that Smaland has a radar

  • @zhangjeffery1326
    @zhangjeffery1326 3 года назад +4

    Where are his division mates Hamster and Captain Slow?

  • @lukefoster726
    @lukefoster726 3 года назад +1

    Thunderer is the only ship in World of Warships that has premium ammo, just hit the 1 key and boom! premium ammo

  • @polarperlen
    @polarperlen 3 года назад +22

    The swedish ship - just say "small-land" - it sounds almost like it's supposed to be pronounced

    • @ViktorBengtsson
      @ViktorBengtsson 3 года назад

      And even if the pronunciation would still be slightly off, the meaning would be right.

    • @teeffw2776
      @teeffw2776 3 года назад +4

      If you think Brits of the vein of Jingles care about foreign pronunciation, you didn't watch his Dunkerque video a week or two ago.

    • @ViktorBengtsson
      @ViktorBengtsson 3 года назад +2

      @@teeffw2776 Since it's not French I don't think Jingles would mind pronouncing it correctly. But I do not expect him to put any effort into it.

    •  3 года назад

      @@teeffw2776 Jingles has actually made an effort to figure out a better - non-British pronounciation of the Swedish destroyers - he's just messed it up a bit by now.
      I would write the Swedish DD names in English this way:
      Visby - Vees-byh (emphasis on the first vowel)
      Västerås - Vester-awe-s (emphasis on the "awe")
      Skåne - Scaw-neh
      Öland - Eh-land (kind of the same sound as the e in "nerd" )
      Östergötland - Esther-yet-land (emphasis on the first vowel)
      Halland - Everybody already gets this one right
      Småland - Small-ahn-d (emphasis on the first vowel) (the land part should be like people say it in Halland - not like "land" like PolarPerlen suggests).

  • @Peterax788
    @Peterax788 3 года назад

    That was sweaty battle sir...... Damn sick

  • @johnwolf2349
    @johnwolf2349 3 года назад

    On todays episode of Ahead Flank, I get set on fire, James crashes a battleship, and Hammond torpedoes the Yamato!

  • @kennysandhoj
    @kennysandhoj 3 года назад +1

    Jingles try saying Smaw in the beginning when you say Småland and you'll have it nailed lika a true hurdy gurdy! =)

  • @77Asilaydying
    @77Asilaydying 3 года назад +4

    i swear that teams shimakaze had fewer brain cells than jesute had health at the end

  • @Juansolous
    @Juansolous 3 года назад +2

    Damn that was a good game and I'm sorry I was fixated on Rita's voice in the background in the beginning.

  • @leklaaskha38
    @leklaaskha38 3 года назад

    Great video, great battle!

  • @adamtchaikovsky9139
    @adamtchaikovsky9139 3 года назад +1

    Jingles, I give you the honour of watching you while I eat.

  • @Seluecus1
    @Seluecus1 3 года назад

    omg... that was edge of seat entertainment.

  • @domhardiman6437
    @domhardiman6437 3 года назад

    Great tension!

  • @robbleeker4777
    @robbleeker4777 3 года назад +1

    MY God, was biting my nails here like a pro

  • @justanotherviewer52
    @justanotherviewer52 3 года назад

    Thanks Jingles.

  • @azarh9583
    @azarh9583 3 года назад +4

    2hp and a dream

  • @alejandroc4083
    @alejandroc4083 3 года назад

    Keep up the good commentary jingles, lol I don't even play on pc but on console

  • @aaronh9556
    @aaronh9556 3 года назад

    Last year you did one, almost the same situation, but the BB didn't make it behind the island in time. Got hit in the mast at 0:01 left

  • @Jayjay-ef2gt
    @Jayjay-ef2gt 3 года назад

    Never seen such a close call on this channel i think

  • @redacted493
    @redacted493 3 года назад +1

    Jingles:"The star of todays show is...I am not sure how pronounce that, so we are just going to call him [Not Dave]
    Dave: >:C

  • @jedirevan1582
    @jedirevan1582 3 года назад

    Was playing as the carrier earlier. We were behind by 400 points and up in ships so I had to help my team by telling them to cap while I was scouting the enemy. After about three minutes their only destroyer had capped two points and the friendly ships weren't close enough to help as I tried again and again to hit it. We were 200 points behind when it ended.

  • @Slaktrax
    @Slaktrax 3 года назад

    Nice one. Thanks J

  • @SirHaviland
    @SirHaviland 3 года назад

    Anyone else coming here ever so often just to listen to Jingles commenting interesting battles? Sometimes I just let it run on the side while working...

  • @TrickiVicBB71
    @TrickiVicBB71 3 года назад

    Now that is as close as it can get

  • @tigershark2328
    @tigershark2328 3 года назад

    Destroyers are just like autoloaders in WoT, very extremely dangerous towards the end of the game when ships are damaged, the map is less cluttered with enemy ships and people have run out of consumables.

  • @Zindith
    @Zindith 3 года назад

    Damn it Jingles! Don;t do that to me! You nearly gave me a heart attack!!! LOL. Jolly good show though!

  • @Marshal_Dunnik
    @Marshal_Dunnik 3 года назад +1

    TWO hit points omg! What a game

  • @whyubullyme2874
    @whyubullyme2874 3 года назад +1

    That Marceau must feel cheated, he got the kill but not the win xD

  • @fhemeiatha7814
    @fhemeiatha7814 3 года назад

    o boy i was at the edge of my sit at the end :D