The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats | The Tim Dillon Show

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @zampone
    @zampone 2 месяца назад +2590

    momentum is growing enough for Tim to be the next debate moderator

    • @styxrakash4639
      @styxrakash4639 2 месяца назад +67

      that's just his weight

    • @richm4848
      @richm4848 2 месяца назад +19

      I'll take it.

    • @reneeimage3879
      @reneeimage3879 2 месяца назад +31

      He will be way more intelligent and fair moderator!! 😎

    • @nsh1980
      @nsh1980 2 месяца назад +26

      Yes or yes?

    • @leeeduncan
      @leeeduncan 2 месяца назад +6

      From Kill Tony panelist to debate moderator...

  • @count_wackula8788
    @count_wackula8788 2 месяца назад +1053

    Tim's knowledge of Tekken 2 once again proves he is a man of immense culture.

    • @runswithraptors
      @runswithraptors 2 месяца назад +43

      Tekken was it back in the day though

    • @ibrahimhassan711
      @ibrahimhassan711 2 месяца назад +21

      Immense cultural knowledge. He’s a phenom

    • @NateDogg187
      @NateDogg187 2 месяца назад +32

      I got into a physical altercation over tekken. My guy was huarang and I fucked people up. Tekken 2 was classic

    • @jimiquin3412
      @jimiquin3412 2 месяца назад +13

      Best Tekken/ fight game ever.

    • @somarvitor
      @somarvitor 2 месяца назад +7

      Time stamp plz

  • @zacheryharkey
    @zacheryharkey 2 месяца назад +1204

    There are 58 people waiting 17 hours to watch Tim’s breakdown of the debate. He has peaked in the political commentator space

    • @mystriddlery
      @mystriddlery 2 месяца назад +27

      This comment has 58 likes wtffffffffffffff

    • @VBC_Records
      @VBC_Records 2 месяца назад +15

      do you think that means theyre sitting and waiting

    • @MUFCSHERMS
      @MUFCSHERMS 2 месяца назад +4

      Hahahahaha

    • @cozmocrum8691
      @cozmocrum8691 2 месяца назад +4

      It’s a computer not a person

    • @kaleahsol
      @kaleahsol 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@mystriddlery no. It has 92.

  • @jamesmurphy9660
    @jamesmurphy9660 2 месяца назад +97

    Timmy D, the king of sit-down comedy

  • @ChristopherRaymond-zs6wv
    @ChristopherRaymond-zs6wv 2 месяца назад +149

    "who do we think this woman is voting for"... lmao...😂😂😂

  • @LeslieHein-pb8be
    @LeslieHein-pb8be 2 месяца назад +789

    "Now let's watch a woman eat a cat in Canton, Ohio" 😂😂😂

    • @ADPax10
      @ADPax10 2 месяца назад +4

      I thought it was Camden

    • @Adriana-eu6ty
      @Adriana-eu6ty 2 месяца назад +29

      “She is an american citizen.”

    • @nicestguyinhouse6112
      @nicestguyinhouse6112 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Adriana-eu6ty
      False flag, she's a trump supporter trying to stir up trouble for the immigrants

    • @joshjacks2837
      @joshjacks2837 2 месяца назад +12

      I never thought I'd ever hear that sentence in my entire life but I'm glad I heard it from Tim.

    • @EandJenius
      @EandJenius 2 месяца назад +9

      Let's watch this video of a woman eating a cat, please.

  • @kevin2732
    @kevin2732 2 месяца назад +452

    “Who would fly a ✈️ into a building if they have tekken 2” quote of the year 🤣😂😭

    • @kneegrow3906
      @kneegrow3906 2 месяца назад +3

      Theological extremists.

    • @squarepegroundhole8211
      @squarepegroundhole8211 2 месяца назад

      @@kneegrow3906they had all the pornos and pizza yet they still attacked Rudy Giuliani

    • @MarfTheUnbearable
      @MarfTheUnbearable 2 месяца назад +6

      And people who kept getting whooped in Tekken 2

    • @R.J.MacReady1982
      @R.J.MacReady1982 2 месяца назад +8

      The very first rage quitters in Jerusalem.

    • @milfandcookiesd2972
      @milfandcookiesd2972 2 месяца назад

      I’m literally playing this through the mic while playing Insurgency Sandstorm and nobody’s mad so far😂

  • @ToedCobra33
    @ToedCobra33 2 месяца назад +573

    The reason their wont be a 3rd debate is because they are unable to secure Tim to moderate it.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 месяца назад

      They could only afford Taylor Swift after Okeefe busted ActBIue laundering their bluesided funding

    • @momog5615
      @momog5615 2 месяца назад +9

      Tim is so rich he doesn’t think the economy is the issue

    • @markallen8757
      @markallen8757 2 месяца назад +1

      Let's start a petition

    • @whiskeyguzzlerpaso
      @whiskeyguzzlerpaso 2 месяца назад +1

      @@momog5615 yup. the only saving grace is that he sites hes disconnected from the ground on this at times, lol

    • @ngonzales3781
      @ngonzales3781 2 месяца назад +3

      There*

  • @WATCHMYCLIPSZ
    @WATCHMYCLIPSZ 2 месяца назад +17

    35:27 That was actually crazy beautiful. I consider myself a self aware sheep but that gave me full sheep chills 😭

    • @3uzSwapped55
      @3uzSwapped55 2 месяца назад +1

      LMFAO FOREALLLL....I ALMOST FELL INTO SHEEP MODE

  • @gymkore
    @gymkore 2 месяца назад +31

    tim dillon: ‘pull up a hate crime’ lmao

  • @reservoirdude92
    @reservoirdude92 2 месяца назад +349

    "They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats!"
    I swear to God I could 100% hear Tim saying that in an unhinged rant 😂

    • @ivanamicimici
      @ivanamicimici 2 месяца назад +19

      And yet it was Trump who coined that marvelous quote.

    • @sthubbins4038
      @sthubbins4038 2 месяца назад +9

      @@ivanamicimiciHE SAW THE PERSON SAY IT ON THE TELEVISION

    • @carlf.9035
      @carlf.9035 2 месяца назад +2

      Haha

    • @jordishima
      @jordishima 2 месяца назад +6

      Exactly what I thought when he said it. Trump’s NYC accent made it even easier to picture

    • @e45b51
      @e45b51 2 месяца назад +3

      @@sthubbins4038 Was that even played on television though?

  • @sconartist
    @sconartist 2 месяца назад +403

    My cat was taken in broad daylight. Not by an immigrant, but by a scrawny white man with glasses mumbling something about how he used to be a great producer/laugh track for some hack’s podcast. He looked very malnourished, I wished him well.

    • @beastmaster6943
      @beastmaster6943 2 месяца назад

      He was Hatian, at night they look like scrawny white men in glasses...It's something we Hatians do at night

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 месяца назад +20

      Double edgey joke, negated by the fact you are clearly here and bell subscribed

    • @austJW
      @austJW 2 месяца назад +22

      too close to home for comfort.

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 2 месяца назад

      Your lies are ridiculous. The haitians take animals to eat and for animal sacrifice.... goofy

    • @annielane22
      @annielane22 2 месяца назад +14

      12:27 Tim Dillon viewers are more updated than most Americans on this issue

  • @ncogneatoafterdark
    @ncogneatoafterdark 2 месяца назад +828

    Interviewer - “what is your plan for the economy?”
    Kamala - “in west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days”

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 2 месяца назад +49

      Trump: chilling out, maxin (shits pants)......you know my daughter is a very beautiful young woman

    • @freddyfootstomps6557
      @freddyfootstomps6557 2 месяца назад +37

      I have concepts of an economic plan

    • @scarletsletter4466
      @scarletsletter4466 2 месяца назад +39

      Tanking the economy w/ price controls & tax on unrealized capital gains 😂

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 2 месяца назад +16

      @@freddyfootstomps6557 she should do the sensible thing and cut taxes for corporations and the wealthy like trump did. If the job providers cant succeed how will the eoncomy succeed?

    • @freddyfootstomps6557
      @freddyfootstomps6557 2 месяца назад +23

      @@michaelhall5429 amen let’s make the rich even richer baby the working class has benefited massively so far!

  • @jumbolumps666
    @jumbolumps666 2 месяца назад +57

    I almost spit out my beverage at, "Jackson Heights? They eat anything over there!"

  • @melgal8647
    @melgal8647 2 месяца назад +14

    Tim gathering his papers and straightening them out like a news reporter 😙

  • @MKultraJuicelol
    @MKultraJuicelol 2 месяца назад +245

    “Their eating the pets” is the most tim Dillon thing Trump could have possibly said

    • @BaldHeadedManc
      @BaldHeadedManc 2 месяца назад +23

      He said "They're."

    • @momog5615
      @momog5615 2 месяца назад +17

      @@BaldHeadedMancthis is the RUclips comments, sir. Settle down

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 2 месяца назад

      Wakakakakaka

    • @MrSlayerboy99
      @MrSlayerboy99 2 месяца назад +3

      @@BaldHeadedMancthe door is that way, chief

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 2 месяца назад +1

      Very few people actually watched the whole debate. What lives on is the meme.

  • @krebber6320
    @krebber6320 2 месяца назад +107

    Tim Dillon is the laugh option in laugh or cry scenarios

    • @auroraborealis13579
      @auroraborealis13579 2 месяца назад +3

      Very well said!

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 месяца назад +1

      That, and awakenwithJP when JP does 'we lie to you news' (kings of sarcastic ways to get news updates of comedy gold)

    • @leslielearnorth
      @leslielearnorth 2 месяца назад

      @@dertythegrowerlove JP

  • @waltrogersmusic
    @waltrogersmusic 2 месяца назад +197

    Tim Dillon, a master of the English language, originator of high brow terminology such as "tr4nny boombanny" ✍🏼

    • @richm4848
      @richm4848 2 месяца назад +2

      It's a real syndrome. Science.

    • @TimothyMcVay
      @TimothyMcVay 2 месяца назад

      Fatty boombatty

    • @bobbyduegrr3347
      @bobbyduegrr3347 2 месяца назад

      Also Fatty boombatty

    • @SarahAnne44AVEMaria
      @SarahAnne44AVEMaria 2 месяца назад +18

      My favorite is “fa++y boombady”🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣

    • @waltrogersmusic
      @waltrogersmusic 2 месяца назад +2

      @@richm4848 trust the science!

  • @mattechrome
    @mattechrome 2 месяца назад +3

    I love when Tim bursts out in song 😂 he has a lovely voice 😊❤

    • @village8555
      @village8555 Месяц назад

      What song was he humming at the beginning?

  • @fullhouseclan2764
    @fullhouseclan2764 2 месяца назад +14

    how do transition from talking about eating a cat to advertising blue chew 😂😂😂

  • @WestSideGorilla1980
    @WestSideGorilla1980 2 месяца назад +224

    Like a glory hole line at LAX...everyone waiting on Tim's mouth.

    • @ivanamicimici
      @ivanamicimici 2 месяца назад +9

      Damn!

    • @beastmaster6943
      @beastmaster6943 2 месяца назад +2

      16000 people waiting in line
      I'm popping 3 Kamagra pills

    • @WestSideGorilla1980
      @WestSideGorilla1980 2 месяца назад +6

      @@beastmaster6943 I ate 5 pounds of asparagus for flavor

    • @juicewilliss
      @juicewilliss 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@WestSideGorilla1980I ate pineapples so I have desert covered.

    • @peterrhines1516
      @peterrhines1516 20 дней назад

      lol

  • @KinzerTaylorKCMO
    @KinzerTaylorKCMO 2 месяца назад +67

    Hopefully this is the episode that brings us all together. If not, I may apply to Tempe, Arizona Wells Fargo

    • @HaveYouSeenMyGardens
      @HaveYouSeenMyGardens 2 месяца назад +13

      She died in a wells fargo For Your Sins, FOR YOUR SINS!!!

    • @KinzerTaylorKCMO
      @KinzerTaylorKCMO 2 месяца назад +3

      @@HaveYouSeenMyGardens this guy gets it

    • @richm4848
      @richm4848 2 месяца назад +6

      😂😂😂The cubicle of doom

    • @KinzerTaylorKCMO
      @KinzerTaylorKCMO 2 месяца назад +3

      @@richm4848 SHE DIED FOR YOUR SINS!

    • @Thee-_-Outlier
      @Thee-_-Outlier 2 месяца назад +5

      The next employee to get that cubicle should get hazard pay

  • @Wahinies
    @Wahinies 2 месяца назад +17

    We need tim more than ever

    • @priyogopalsingha3487
      @priyogopalsingha3487 2 месяца назад

      Except when he says stupid stuff like crying over death of pets is crazy and insane thing to do and only stupid childless women do that shit,

  • @dwaynetrain8817
    @dwaynetrain8817 2 месяца назад +5

    *shuffles papers* "Lets watch this woman eat the cat, please." killed me lmao

  • @gregb4395
    @gregb4395 2 месяца назад +12

    06:55 YES. That.

  • @rusticwood
    @rusticwood 2 месяца назад +62

    Tim should be the next prime minister of Canada. We love you up here bud

    • @richotter
      @richotter 2 месяца назад +5

      He’s ours back off ;)

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 2 месяца назад

      The fact you called him "bud" confirmed you are a no shit Canadian.

    • @Wodenson5150
      @Wodenson5150 2 месяца назад

      ​@@richotter Aww He is, huh?

    • @jimreplicant
      @jimreplicant 2 месяца назад +1

      Compared to trudeau he’s not gay enough

  • @alexmartirosov
    @alexmartirosov 2 месяца назад +178

    "This country doesn't work without 911.."
    (Piss-Laughing hysterically)

    • @BOZ_11
      @BOZ_11 2 месяца назад +3

      Tim's too young to know what America in the 90s was like. Also, Tekken 2 and 3 were in the 90s; it proves my point.

    • @ZaidenKobe
      @ZaidenKobe 2 месяца назад +1

      Piss laughing hysterically is the corniest most untrue shit I’ve ever seen on Tim’s RUclips

    • @HelenBrotherton-v5k
      @HelenBrotherton-v5k 2 месяца назад

      Very true on multiple levels. Much love and respect.

    • @google_is_a_criminal
      @google_is_a_criminal 2 месяца назад

      @@BOZ_11 And it really shows, I mean, people unfamiliar with how the world was prior have really no clue.
      They think this shit is normal.

    • @priyogopalsingha3487
      @priyogopalsingha3487 2 месяца назад

      9/11 jokes are starting to sound stale and played out million times.

  • @gerardozambrano4863
    @gerardozambrano4863 2 месяца назад +50

    Listening to Auntie Tim cackling uncontrollably at the tube made my saturday 🤌

  • @KingZion187
    @KingZion187 2 месяца назад +14

    "Why'd you kill the cat?" It's like he's talking to his toddler 😂😂😂😂

    • @_goblin-_-mode_
      @_goblin-_-mode_ 2 месяца назад +4

      He's so disappointed and mad that he had to deal with it.

  • @unglemergy
    @unglemergy 2 месяца назад +1

    this one was on another level. will be relistening all week at least.
    A GENERATIONAL TALENT

  • @EliteArmament
    @EliteArmament 2 месяца назад +115

    Daily Reminder TIm needs his own station in GTA6

    • @freddyfootstomps6557
      @freddyfootstomps6557 2 месяца назад +2

      It’s pretty much confirmed at this point; especially with Lazlo going on Dan Soder’s podcast

    • @beastmaster6943
      @beastmaster6943 2 месяца назад +1

      Tim Dillon is the smartest person alive

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 2 месяца назад

      Tim Dildo

  • @dianeb.4782
    @dianeb.4782 2 месяца назад +29

    I can't wait to hear Tim's commentary. Hope he plays the disco version of Trump's dog n cats song. 🎉

  • @CryptoDread
    @CryptoDread 2 месяца назад +177

    They’re eating the dogs … they’re eating the cats ! In the Hamptons

    • @BossUitoh
      @BossUitoh 2 месяца назад +2

      Pretty sure I was fed cat meat at random Chinese restaurants that serves meat on a stick. Like catshabob.😮

    • @rosadoStuart
      @rosadoStuart 2 месяца назад +2

      @@BossUitohChinese in China here, i have never met someone who had cat meat. also, I guess cat meat is expensive and you are not that lucky

    • @huntermccoy7641
      @huntermccoy7641 2 месяца назад

      Ha e you ever met a Chinese that wasn't Han?

    • @wtm9x6
      @wtm9x6 2 месяца назад

      @@rosadoStuart You’re a Chinese in China?! 😂😂😂 Bot

    • @JackMSheridan
      @JackMSheridan 2 месяца назад +1

      @@rosadoStuartnot in america the Chinese food places all have cat colonies behind their places wear I live😂💀💀

  • @nicholastaraborrelli5112
    @nicholastaraborrelli5112 2 месяца назад +4

    I have never looked more forward to a weekly show than I do to see Tim mess his papers

  • @alichamas63
    @alichamas63 2 месяца назад +38

    "Hide yo cats, hide yo dogs"... 🎵

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV 2 месяца назад +33

    Talking about Tekken 2 alongside 9/11 had me absolutely rolling 😂

    • @D.Macchione
      @D.Macchione 2 месяца назад

      Does anybody use rofl anymore? This reminded me of that

    • @JLMODELTEKKEN
      @JLMODELTEKKEN 2 месяца назад +1

      Same here 😂

  • @G_0_0_Zroot
    @G_0_0_Zroot 2 месяца назад +24

    Thats life in the big city

  • @ToedCobra33
    @ToedCobra33 2 месяца назад +47

    We wish the American people well this coming election

    • @rayn_0ff
      @rayn_0ff 2 месяца назад +8

      It's a knife fight out there

    • @larsbee
      @larsbee 2 месяца назад

      unfortunately it should be the world.... maybe Al Gore wouldn't have invaded the middle east and caused 6 million dead folks

    • @gsmprodofficial
      @gsmprodofficial 2 месяца назад +1

      We have Nugget Battle on chickfilaTV, all is well we are okay

    • @Scottae89
      @Scottae89 2 месяца назад +1

      It’s going to be a shitshow regardless of who wins

    • @larsbee
      @larsbee 2 месяца назад

      @@Scottae89 Mr. obvious has arrived in the comment section 🤣

  • @dentonvisual
    @dentonvisual 2 месяца назад +8

    1:00:18 “Who is the president of Iraq now? Who is it, Tulsi Gabbard”? hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xZOOMORPHICx
    @xZOOMORPHICx 2 месяца назад +36

    I went surfing on September 11th 2001. The waves were pumping hard that day in the northeast US. My good friend, ironically named Tim, wrapped his towel around his head as we strolled along the boardwalk in Narragansett, Rhode Island. People cursed at him from their cars. We laughed. Those were the good times.

    • @osar2870
      @osar2870 2 месяца назад +3

      Sure bud

    • @D.Macchione
      @D.Macchione 2 месяца назад

      From Cranston hah

    • @OspreyFlyer
      @OspreyFlyer 2 месяца назад +1

      Might as well, some people were panicking. Hope you had a nice day. The American Deep State did

    • @stephenfleg8028
      @stephenfleg8028 2 месяца назад +4

      1) I remember those couple of days because i went surfing the previous weekend, waves were good indeed.
      2) I was in marching band at that time and a few weeks after i tied a shirt on my head because we were outside in the heat and an older member of the band told me to take it off because he said i looked “like a towel head”

  • @MKULTRA_Victim_
    @MKULTRA_Victim_ 2 месяца назад +18

    Can’t wait. I won’t watch the debate but I’ll watch Tim tell me what happened 😊

    • @adhhxgxhhg
      @adhhxgxhhg 2 месяца назад +1

      💯

    • @DeShawnGreen2001
      @DeShawnGreen2001 2 месяца назад +2

      You dont miss anything. These presidential gatherings are so shallow these days

  • @ishwarmorey712
    @ishwarmorey712 2 месяца назад +77

    People are waiting for the podcast to begin a whole day before it is scheduled to air, the same way iPhone lunatics lineup in front of the Apple store. Only difference is this wait is worth it.

    • @ishwarmorey712
      @ishwarmorey712 2 месяца назад +5

      @imelliam spotted a person who either owns an iPhone or some apple product fully knowing they overpaid for the s*** they own.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 месяца назад +1

      you can leave it up on a spare tv and it starts automatically... pc, phone, and tv, with phone as youtube remote via 4G... is best way to youtubewatch

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@imelliam iSheep spotted.. also, techy grad here... android was first with siri(aka Vlingo) and samsung makes more on iphones before than apple because apple needed samsung parts... ironic you just got corrected thrice. amd i can buy one now, for what? to flush 800 more than most phones with similar lens and power?

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@imelliamisheep number one response and pure cope

    • @queenc2144
      @queenc2144 2 месяца назад +1

      Why DID I buy a new iPhone? Money to burn I guess. But I’ve never lined up for one. I get mine in the mail.

  • @davidramirez1428
    @davidramirez1428 2 месяца назад +9

    I need this pod to drop RIGHT NOW

  • @zakadams762
    @zakadams762 2 месяца назад +2

    its amazing that this video is already too old to watch, 2024 is such a thrilling experience. Between the 2nd assassination attempt, and the diddy situation, your whole next episode it already written. You have to start posting twice a week or we are going to start missing whole chapters

  • @jw6487
    @jw6487 2 месяца назад +37

    The irony of a tv news anchor being like “I’m not getting this from tv” that that is on another type of level

    • @OspreyFlyer
      @OspreyFlyer 2 месяца назад +6

      Outed himself 👍😂

    • @jw6487
      @jw6487 2 месяца назад +5

      @@OspreyFlyer EXACTLY it’s Shakespearean

  • @romanlouche3702
    @romanlouche3702 2 месяца назад +24

    Accelerationism-coded end-times terror enthusiast Tim Dillon calls for daily catastrophes. A vibe shift we can all embrace.

  • @BelieveThePanda
    @BelieveThePanda 2 месяца назад +10

    Best way to get me through working the weekend

  • @CaleebTalib
    @CaleebTalib 2 месяца назад +201

    Homelessness increased 12.1% last year it’s literally a lay up but Trump didn’t bring it up. He brought up cat and dog eating lmaooo

    • @John-k8y1k
      @John-k8y1k 2 месяца назад +15

      Cause it's funnier

    • @CaleebTalib
      @CaleebTalib 2 месяца назад +34

      I mean it is but we going to ww3 if Killemala gets in

    • @BaronBacon
      @BaronBacon 2 месяца назад +6

      @@CaleebTalib Maga much?

    • @AM2K2
      @AM2K2 2 месяца назад +9

      Trump: we have concepts of a plan 🤣

    • @jumbolumps666
      @jumbolumps666 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@AM2K2the concept is "follow the Project 2025 plan, but lie about it"

  • @yakokrato
    @yakokrato 2 месяца назад

    I used to watch dozens of podcasts, this is the only one I still watch, Tim is brilliant, entertaining and funny. Keep up the great work.

  • @SimonGhostRiley592-n9z
    @SimonGhostRiley592-n9z 2 месяца назад +54

    Weekly reminder to the employees of Rockstar Games that if Tim Dillon doesn't get his own radio station in GTA6, we riot

  • @ListenCarefullyGentlemen
    @ListenCarefullyGentlemen 2 месяца назад +202

    Y’all remember the podcast where he talked about the American kid trying to overthrow the Congo government? Well he was just sentenced -

    • @SconnerStudios
      @SconnerStudios 2 месяца назад +35

      200 hours community service? That seems a little harsh....I mean, it *IS* Africa....

    • @boertje
      @boertje 2 месяца назад +58

      We wish them well…

    • @ListenCarefullyGentlemen
      @ListenCarefullyGentlemen 2 месяца назад +5

      @@boertjewell what are you going do?

    • @atothayu
      @atothayu 2 месяца назад +7

      seriously - i heard it from tim, then next thing we know they get the death penalty. lmao

    • @QuixoticCampaign
      @QuixoticCampaign 2 месяца назад +13

      Sentenced to one lap around the Mediterranean on a billionaire's yacht

  • @RD-qb7sd
    @RD-qb7sd 2 месяца назад +75

    I'm so glad Tim brought up the furbaby thing. It's a joke, you arent a mom.

    • @louisav11
      @louisav11 2 месяца назад +10

      i want him to speak on pit nutters

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 2 месяца назад

      ​@@louisav11 Literally the lowest of the low. 🤢🤮🤮
      If you show them the stats, they call you racist.

    • @DeShawnGreen2001
      @DeShawnGreen2001 2 месяца назад

      @@louisav11i cant tell if pit nutters is beastiality, an armpit fetish, or fruit porn. But im here for it regardless

    • @D.Macchione
      @D.Macchione 2 месяца назад

      I tell my friends to be a real adult and have a child!

    • @larsbee
      @larsbee 2 месяца назад +5

      people r insane.... treating animals like humans....
      kid gets a dog and his mother says this is your brother from now on... wtf???

  • @godric5648
    @godric5648 2 месяца назад +61

    19 hours Tim brother i need more than once a week content your extremely funny and well read bro this once a week upload isnt enough

    • @grahamwalden2867
      @grahamwalden2867 2 месяца назад +13

      If you aren't a bot. You should be.

    • @societyrunsbackwards1059
      @societyrunsbackwards1059 2 месяца назад +9

      the patreon

    • @momog5615
      @momog5615 2 месяца назад +3

      Luckily I found him more recently and can dive into all of the old stuff

    • @itsv1p3r
      @itsv1p3r 2 месяца назад

      @@momog5615luckily im his gay lover and he whispers snippets of his next pod into my ear before spanking me

    • @dcsc1
      @dcsc1 2 месяца назад +5

      You don't work for free buddy, so why must he? If you want more, you must pay. Patreon.

  • @3uzSwapped55
    @3uzSwapped55 2 месяца назад +2

    Having a rough day and SURE enough Timmy finds a way to make me laugh 😂

  • @jrogue3710
    @jrogue3710 2 месяца назад +19

    How’d they have that written out quote ready to go from the Springfield “city manager” ….?

    • @thebabayaga8492
      @thebabayaga8492 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@Taleisin, how did they know it was even going to be brought up, but had a letter just in case it was???? Absolutely Nescient

    • @osar2870
      @osar2870 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Taleisinit’s literally not their job they are supposed to be unbiased they aren’t supposed to be debating against trump

  • @mason702
    @mason702 2 месяца назад +16

    Tim’s sunglasses will be in a museum

  • @brandonwilliams4678
    @brandonwilliams4678 2 месяца назад +50

    Tim Dillon laughing like Cruella De Vil at the dog parents from his penthouse is fucking hilarious 😂

  • @j-edel996
    @j-edel996 2 месяца назад +126

    Weekly reminder that Tim needs his own show on GTA 6

    • @280SE
      @280SE 2 месяца назад +10

      I don’t think anyone needs reminding about that comment

    • @FiveLeefClovr
      @FiveLeefClovr 2 месяца назад

      go away. get a job. take medication.

    • @brandonjerome
      @brandonjerome 2 месяца назад +1

      Yup

    • @FiveLeefClovr
      @FiveLeefClovr 2 месяца назад

      @@j-edel996 you’re a clown

  • @elLocodelsubte
    @elLocodelsubte 2 месяца назад +1

    awsome as always, nothing like doing coke and listening to tim

  • @cassandrabrown5967
    @cassandrabrown5967 2 месяца назад +6

    Why must we suffer this long! I needed my morning news eversince Tuesday!
    I need a daily dose of this! 😊😊

  • @coleman318
    @coleman318 2 месяца назад +24

    The illusion of finishing a Tim Dillon show and only having it once a week is stampeded by the fact that TIME MOVES SO FUCKING FAST!

    • @idadru
      @idadru 2 месяца назад +4

      Seems to move faster everyday. It's a hell of a thing

    • @WATCHMYCLIPSZ
      @WATCHMYCLIPSZ 2 месяца назад +3

      God bending the rules of the universe so he *(yes he)* could watch some more Timmy!

    • @BrianNineTails
      @BrianNineTails 2 месяца назад

      You know you can pay for more, right? Fkin leech

  • @868_boi
    @868_boi 2 месяца назад +12

    Tim Dillion after a presdidental debate ? This is gonna be Epic ...

  • @cBetweenTheLines
    @cBetweenTheLines 2 месяца назад

    i love having tim
    he definitely helps see things from a different perspective and strengthens my understanding on certain topics

  • @pinkcurb
    @pinkcurb 2 месяца назад +10

    We need another emergency podcast with Alex Jones, Trump assassination attempt #2

  • @lizl2432
    @lizl2432 2 месяца назад +43

    “The homeless guy at my Starbucks looked like Deuteronomy from CATS” had me dying. 😂

    • @jumbolumps666
      @jumbolumps666 2 месяца назад +1

      He has a twin who rides the G train

  • @bkforprez
    @bkforprez 2 месяца назад +29

    the friend who got attacked by a migrant was 100% Ray Kump and the migrant was 100% a small woman

  • @beastmaster6943
    @beastmaster6943 2 месяца назад +7

    Tim Dillon is the smartest person alive

  • @ethansaunders
    @ethansaunders 2 месяца назад

    Needed this Tim ! You and Burr are the only guys I can listen to rant for hours by yourselves 😂

  • @florider7451
    @florider7451 2 месяца назад +1

    Great episode Tim

  • @scarletsletter4466
    @scarletsletter4466 2 месяца назад +16

    Someone send Tim the techno song “eat the 🐱” 😂

  • @DeannaCorralVisionsByAnna
    @DeannaCorralVisionsByAnna 2 месяца назад +5

    Oh snap before I even begin this podcast I already know it's going to be good just from the title let's go

  • @DocumentedCreeps
    @DocumentedCreeps 2 месяца назад +7

    Waiting patiently for another 17hrs

  • @DroSmoke420
    @DroSmoke420 2 месяца назад +1

    Much Love, Respect and Good Vibes from Seattle 💙💚🙏🏽✊🏾✌🏾. It was raining so hard omw to work today that I had to have my windshield wipers on high and my visibility was still minimal, also there was some hydoplaning involved. More often than not, It'll most likely be like this until next summer lol. We'll get a few nice dry days in between now and then tho but it won't be above 60°. Just mid 40°s and below 😕

  • @ryandunnlives
    @ryandunnlives 2 месяца назад +6

    As someone who just saved a cat from the woods out side my apartment, that cat eating story is deeply disturbing.

  • @joshbeil1410
    @joshbeil1410 2 месяца назад +118

    Wanting to make some “M.A.P.S. For Kamala” and “illegal immigrants for Kamala” yard signs to drop off around the city. Just for some giggles

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 2 месяца назад +5

      What are the funny ones you have about trump for the giggles?

    • @joshbeil1410
      @joshbeil1410 2 месяца назад

      @@michaelhall5429 haven’t thought of any, any ideas?

    • @nathanwinhusen6017
      @nathanwinhusen6017 2 месяца назад

      ​@@michaelhall5429make them yourself

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 2 месяца назад +2

      Classic. 😎👍🏻

    • @joacymtovar6361
      @joacymtovar6361 2 месяца назад

      Illegals for trump

  • @RawOlympia
    @RawOlympia 2 месяца назад +5

    Finally they talk about it. In NYc back in the day, you could buy cannibal tapes for your vcr from Haitian cabbies.

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 2 месяца назад +10

    My body is ready.

  • @RobertWhite-x4h
    @RobertWhite-x4h 2 месяца назад

    Tim Dillon once a week is not enough! Can’t wait for This is your Country! I loved the Martina McBride outro ! LOVED IT! Listened to it alone twice then showed it to my gf. Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning and saw Netflix’s ad for the new show! Hell yeah Tim Dillon, LETS GO!

  • @mithrandirthegrey7644
    @mithrandirthegrey7644 2 месяца назад +33

    Ngl I bawled like a little girl when my dog died. It IS like losing a family member. I have kids too.

    • @gymbmymb3465
      @gymbmymb3465 2 месяца назад +5

      Unspeakable things would occur if those things did that to mine, makes one ponder if that obvious and logical outcome would be the desired effect. Strange that the loving and inclusive people are championing your pets being murdered, I wonder how that will work out for them in the long run.

    • @BaronBacon
      @BaronBacon 2 месяца назад +10

      I know Tim is just f'n around, but he is completely wrong about the pets dying.
      Now the funeral stuff is a bit much.

    • @DeShawnGreen2001
      @DeShawnGreen2001 2 месяца назад

      @@gymbmymb3465well the same liberals are now claiming that having pets is contributing to global warming thats their newest buzzline

    • @alexmomberger1403
      @alexmomberger1403 2 месяца назад +1

      You clinically insane

    • @OspreyFlyer
      @OspreyFlyer 2 месяца назад +1

      👍❤️

  • @jayweiss4378
    @jayweiss4378 2 месяца назад +8

    Tim should be the DJ on the cruise ship “The Love Boat” for 2024….. getting the party started Ranting and Raving!

  • @johnromanojr7793
    @johnromanojr7793 2 месяца назад +35

    27:39 I forget Tim is gay every once in a while, and then he recalls the name of a character from the Broadway musical cats. And I'm always like, "Oh right!"

    • @Frankenhooker1
      @Frankenhooker1 2 месяца назад +1

      How are you able to forget. Very very odd.

    • @T4llyV3roo
      @T4llyV3roo 2 месяца назад +6

      @@Frankenhooker1he doesn’t make it his whole identity (rare)

    • @OspreyFlyer
      @OspreyFlyer 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah same, "how and why would he know that?" 👍😂

    • @Frankenhooker1
      @Frankenhooker1 2 месяца назад +1

      @@OspreyFlyer what?

    • @WarinhulAirsoft
      @WarinhulAirsoft 2 месяца назад +1

      Tim is a deeply deeply closeted straight man

  • @Joseph-kh1yg
    @Joseph-kh1yg 2 месяца назад +81

    Starbucks and people who appreciate coffee should not be in the same sentence

    • @alistairproductions
      @alistairproductions 2 месяца назад +2

      Why? Starbucks makes some good coffees

    • @eemoogee160
      @eemoogee160 2 месяца назад

      Anti-union pro genocide company

    • @creativeideator
      @creativeideator 2 месяца назад +4

      Most definitely

    • @whiskeyguzzlerpaso
      @whiskeyguzzlerpaso 2 месяца назад +1

      preach!

    • @BaronBacon
      @BaronBacon 2 месяца назад +5

      @@alistairproductions Have you ever tasted their staple brand Pikes Place just as regular coffee? It's horrible, and they put it in everything. They need tons of cream, sugar, chocolate just to cover up the awful taste in more expensive drinks.

  • @ngoniaboyi3330
    @ngoniaboyi3330 2 месяца назад +7

    Credit to the producer for fact checking the hate crimes 👏

  • @bugkillaz1
    @bugkillaz1 2 месяца назад +6

    😂😂Tekken 2 with the Bear 😂😂

  • @MeanBeanComedy
    @MeanBeanComedy 2 месяца назад +74

    The best take on the cat eating is "that was just a regular black person eating a cat."

    • @BluntforceJ
      @BluntforceJ 2 месяца назад +2

      Actually, people are saying it was an American born citizen.

    • @Nome_utente_generico
      @Nome_utente_generico 2 месяца назад

      Haitians are peaceful, you just had to watch LiveLeak or BestGore to know that

    • @Cincy32
      @Cincy32 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm from Springfield, Ohio. Non-Haitians eat dogs & cats here. Haitians eat them over there. Kind of silly to think that they're not gonna eat em here too.

    • @juicewilliss
      @juicewilliss 2 месяца назад

      Meanwhile TLC has shows with rednecks eating everything that moves.

  • @yulaswift2439
    @yulaswift2439 2 месяца назад +25

    Last year, I cried like a baby when we had to put our old, sick dog to sleep…. But a funeral service with a eulogy? 🤔

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 2 месяца назад

      Why cry for an animal thats dumber than the bacon we eat for breakfast? Or, why disapprove of someone for caring about that dumb animal enough to give it a formal send off?

    • @CaleebTalib
      @CaleebTalib 2 месяца назад +1

      I know when my doggies pass I’m going to cry too but a Facebook post will suffice. I aspire for that lack of self awareness. We wish them well!

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 2 месяца назад +4

      I wonder what aspects of the chihuahua’s personality they loved that set them apart from every other chihuahua. “I will forever miss the way he yapped angrily at strangers!”

    • @zaneaggie
      @zaneaggie 2 месяца назад +2

      @@DeflatingAtheismI call it tiny dog syndrome.

    • @BaronBacon
      @BaronBacon 2 месяца назад +1

      This.

  • @cormacbowman6595
    @cormacbowman6595 2 месяца назад +5

    I love you guys!

  • @focalized
    @focalized 2 месяца назад +5

    I remember 9/11 very well. Was stocking paper towels at Kmart and a guy said a plane hit the tower. I said it was bound to happen thinking it was a small aircraft and an accident. Then we were all talking and some people hugging. Then I tried to reheat a Wendy's burger in the microwave causing it to violently vibrate, not thinking how the wrapper was part aluminum foil.

    • @lowhat
      @lowhat 2 месяца назад

      Happened to me with a Chick-fil-A sandwich not too long ago. Nothing to do with 9/11 tho.

    • @Sludgedump
      @Sludgedump 2 месяца назад

      What a day

  • @MrRailsk8er
    @MrRailsk8er 2 месяца назад

    I always add my like after my first laugh. The Selling Sunset cackle had me rolling! My wife watches it and I've grown to appreciate it in a whole other way thanks to TD.

  • @_surreal99
    @_surreal99 2 месяца назад +8

    Tim laughs like my aunt after dumping a few wines down her trap🤣

  • @atothayu
    @atothayu 2 месяца назад +13

    tim lowkey wishes he got the goliath tarantula years ago during covid - a life never lived. riding around the LA canyons with a carton of hissing cockroaches in the backseat. life is so short

  • @sean7456
    @sean7456 2 месяца назад +15

    8:02 is that bert?

    • @jimiusa1522
      @jimiusa1522 2 месяца назад +1

      Tim is an absolute menace lol 😂

  • @DominicGonzalez22
    @DominicGonzalez22 2 месяца назад

    This is the only place I can come for a laugh these days. Tim quails my manic depressive episodes.

  • @ivanamicimici
    @ivanamicimici 2 месяца назад +6

    Maybe Grand Theft Auto is waiting on Tim to record a vouple of podcasts for them and thats why we are still waiting.

  • @leighleigh747
    @leighleigh747 2 месяца назад +3

    😂They are cooking Guinea pigs here in Massachusetts too... It is the national dish of Ecuador

  • @danielbrowniel
    @danielbrowniel 2 месяца назад +30

    Harris- "the question we should be asking ourselves is, would you be willing to feed your pet to people in need, and that is why under my administration, we will keep on feeding our pets to our neighbors, who we love, so much."

    • @MrSlayerboy99
      @MrSlayerboy99 2 месяца назад +4

      Goddamn that’s perfect hahaha

    • @Vinyl_Spiral
      @Vinyl_Spiral 2 месяца назад +2

      It’s not the content that wouldn’t believable, it’s that fact that it’s eloquently said 😂 she could never just off-the-cuff say it

  • @EmersonPowell-cz5ur
    @EmersonPowell-cz5ur 2 месяца назад

    This is my favourite episode ever. Cant wait for what Tim’s got planned for Netflix

  • @johnwaldrop8237
    @johnwaldrop8237 2 месяца назад

    I get all my news from Tim Dillon. It’s not a healthy way to get all my information, but it makes me happy.

  • @troywalkertheprogressivean8433
    @troywalkertheprogressivean8433 2 месяца назад +9

    16:00 america can't/won't support the natives how can it add so many migrants?

  • @xomonti
    @xomonti 2 месяца назад +4

    I was gonna off myself but then Tim Dillon dropped. Guess I’ll wait