My cat was taken in broad daylight. Not by an immigrant, but by a scrawny white man with glasses mumbling something about how he used to be a great producer/laugh track for some hack’s podcast. He looked very malnourished, I wished him well.
@@freddyfootstomps6557 she should do the sensible thing and cut taxes for corporations and the wealthy like trump did. If the job providers cant succeed how will the eoncomy succeed?
I went surfing on September 11th 2001. The waves were pumping hard that day in the northeast US. My good friend, ironically named Tim, wrapped his towel around his head as we strolled along the boardwalk in Narragansett, Rhode Island. People cursed at him from their cars. We laughed. Those were the good times.
1) I remember those couple of days because i went surfing the previous weekend, waves were good indeed. 2) I was in marching band at that time and a few weeks after i tied a shirt on my head because we were outside in the heat and an older member of the band told me to take it off because he said i looked “like a towel head”
People are waiting for the podcast to begin a whole day before it is scheduled to air, the same way iPhone lunatics lineup in front of the Apple store. Only difference is this wait is worth it.
@@imelliam iSheep spotted.. also, techy grad here... android was first with siri(aka Vlingo) and samsung makes more on iphones before than apple because apple needed samsung parts... ironic you just got corrected thrice. amd i can buy one now, for what? to flush 800 more than most phones with similar lens and power?
its amazing that this video is already too old to watch, 2024 is such a thrilling experience. Between the 2nd assassination attempt, and the diddy situation, your whole next episode it already written. You have to start posting twice a week or we are going to start missing whole chapters
Much Love, Respect and Good Vibes from Seattle 💙💚🙏🏽✊🏾✌🏾. It was raining so hard omw to work today that I had to have my windshield wipers on high and my visibility was still minimal, also there was some hydoplaning involved. More often than not, It'll most likely be like this until next summer lol. We'll get a few nice dry days in between now and then tho but it won't be above 60°. Just mid 40°s and below 😕
Tim Dillon once a week is not enough! Can’t wait for This is your Country! I loved the Martina McBride outro ! LOVED IT! Listened to it alone twice then showed it to my gf. Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning and saw Netflix’s ad for the new show! Hell yeah Tim Dillon, LETS GO!
Unspeakable things would occur if those things did that to mine, makes one ponder if that obvious and logical outcome would be the desired effect. Strange that the loving and inclusive people are championing your pets being murdered, I wonder how that will work out for them in the long run.
27:39 I forget Tim is gay every once in a while, and then he recalls the name of a character from the Broadway musical cats. And I'm always like, "Oh right!"
@@alistairproductions Have you ever tasted their staple brand Pikes Place just as regular coffee? It's horrible, and they put it in everything. They need tons of cream, sugar, chocolate just to cover up the awful taste in more expensive drinks.
I'm from Springfield, Ohio. Non-Haitians eat dogs & cats here. Haitians eat them over there. Kind of silly to think that they're not gonna eat em here too.
Why cry for an animal thats dumber than the bacon we eat for breakfast? Or, why disapprove of someone for caring about that dumb animal enough to give it a formal send off?
I wonder what aspects of the chihuahua’s personality they loved that set them apart from every other chihuahua. “I will forever miss the way he yapped angrily at strangers!”
I remember 9/11 very well. Was stocking paper towels at Kmart and a guy said a plane hit the tower. I said it was bound to happen thinking it was a small aircraft and an accident. Then we were all talking and some people hugging. Then I tried to reheat a Wendy's burger in the microwave causing it to violently vibrate, not thinking how the wrapper was part aluminum foil.
I always add my like after my first laugh. The Selling Sunset cackle had me rolling! My wife watches it and I've grown to appreciate it in a whole other way thanks to TD.
tim lowkey wishes he got the goliath tarantula years ago during covid - a life never lived. riding around the LA canyons with a carton of hissing cockroaches in the backseat. life is so short
Harris- "the question we should be asking ourselves is, would you be willing to feed your pet to people in need, and that is why under my administration, we will keep on feeding our pets to our neighbors, who we love, so much."
momentum is growing enough for Tim to be the next debate moderator
that's just his weight
I'll take it.
He will be way more intelligent and fair moderator!! 😎
Yes or yes?
From Kill Tony panelist to debate moderator...
Tim's knowledge of Tekken 2 once again proves he is a man of immense culture.
Tekken was it back in the day though
Immense cultural knowledge. He’s a phenom
I got into a physical altercation over tekken. My guy was huarang and I fucked people up. Tekken 2 was classic
Best Tekken/ fight game ever.
Time stamp plz
There are 58 people waiting 17 hours to watch Tim’s breakdown of the debate. He has peaked in the political commentator space
This comment has 58 likes wtffffffffffffff
do you think that means theyre sitting and waiting
Hahahahaha
It’s a computer not a person
@@mystriddlery no. It has 92.
Timmy D, the king of sit-down comedy
Underrated comment 💯
Perfect 👌
Podcasts > stand up
It’s not 2017 anymore
"who do we think this woman is voting for"... lmao...😂😂😂
Best comment so far
She's NOT voting nitwit
"Now let's watch a woman eat a cat in Canton, Ohio" 😂😂😂
I thought it was Camden
“She is an american citizen.”
@@Adriana-eu6ty
False flag, she's a trump supporter trying to stir up trouble for the immigrants
I never thought I'd ever hear that sentence in my entire life but I'm glad I heard it from Tim.
Let's watch this video of a woman eating a cat, please.
“Who would fly a ✈️ into a building if they have tekken 2” quote of the year 🤣😂😭
Theological extremists.
@@kneegrow3906they had all the pornos and pizza yet they still attacked Rudy Giuliani
And people who kept getting whooped in Tekken 2
The very first rage quitters in Jerusalem.
I’m literally playing this through the mic while playing Insurgency Sandstorm and nobody’s mad so far😂
The reason their wont be a 3rd debate is because they are unable to secure Tim to moderate it.
They could only afford Taylor Swift after Okeefe busted ActBIue laundering their bluesided funding
Tim is so rich he doesn’t think the economy is the issue
Let's start a petition
@@momog5615 yup. the only saving grace is that he sites hes disconnected from the ground on this at times, lol
There*
35:27 That was actually crazy beautiful. I consider myself a self aware sheep but that gave me full sheep chills 😭
LMFAO FOREALLLL....I ALMOST FELL INTO SHEEP MODE
tim dillon: ‘pull up a hate crime’ lmao
"They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats!"
I swear to God I could 100% hear Tim saying that in an unhinged rant 😂
And yet it was Trump who coined that marvelous quote.
@@ivanamicimiciHE SAW THE PERSON SAY IT ON THE TELEVISION
Haha
Exactly what I thought when he said it. Trump’s NYC accent made it even easier to picture
@@sthubbins4038 Was that even played on television though?
My cat was taken in broad daylight. Not by an immigrant, but by a scrawny white man with glasses mumbling something about how he used to be a great producer/laugh track for some hack’s podcast. He looked very malnourished, I wished him well.
He was Hatian, at night they look like scrawny white men in glasses...It's something we Hatians do at night
Double edgey joke, negated by the fact you are clearly here and bell subscribed
too close to home for comfort.
Your lies are ridiculous. The haitians take animals to eat and for animal sacrifice.... goofy
12:27 Tim Dillon viewers are more updated than most Americans on this issue
Interviewer - “what is your plan for the economy?”
Kamala - “in west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days”
Trump: chilling out, maxin (shits pants)......you know my daughter is a very beautiful young woman
I have concepts of an economic plan
Tanking the economy w/ price controls & tax on unrealized capital gains 😂
@@freddyfootstomps6557 she should do the sensible thing and cut taxes for corporations and the wealthy like trump did. If the job providers cant succeed how will the eoncomy succeed?
@@michaelhall5429 amen let’s make the rich even richer baby the working class has benefited massively so far!
I almost spit out my beverage at, "Jackson Heights? They eat anything over there!"
Time stamp ?
Tim gathering his papers and straightening them out like a news reporter 😙
“Their eating the pets” is the most tim Dillon thing Trump could have possibly said
He said "They're."
@@BaldHeadedMancthis is the RUclips comments, sir. Settle down
Wakakakakaka
@@BaldHeadedMancthe door is that way, chief
Very few people actually watched the whole debate. What lives on is the meme.
Tim Dillon is the laugh option in laugh or cry scenarios
Very well said!
That, and awakenwithJP when JP does 'we lie to you news' (kings of sarcastic ways to get news updates of comedy gold)
@@dertythegrowerlove JP
Tim Dillon, a master of the English language, originator of high brow terminology such as "tr4nny boombanny" ✍🏼
It's a real syndrome. Science.
Fatty boombatty
Also Fatty boombatty
My favorite is “fa++y boombady”🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣
@@richm4848 trust the science!
I love when Tim bursts out in song 😂 he has a lovely voice 😊❤
What song was he humming at the beginning?
how do transition from talking about eating a cat to advertising blue chew 😂😂😂
Like a glory hole line at LAX...everyone waiting on Tim's mouth.
Damn!
16000 people waiting in line
I'm popping 3 Kamagra pills
@@beastmaster6943 I ate 5 pounds of asparagus for flavor
@@WestSideGorilla1980I ate pineapples so I have desert covered.
lol
Hopefully this is the episode that brings us all together. If not, I may apply to Tempe, Arizona Wells Fargo
She died in a wells fargo For Your Sins, FOR YOUR SINS!!!
@@HaveYouSeenMyGardens this guy gets it
😂😂😂The cubicle of doom
@@richm4848 SHE DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
The next employee to get that cubicle should get hazard pay
We need tim more than ever
Except when he says stupid stuff like crying over death of pets is crazy and insane thing to do and only stupid childless women do that shit,
*shuffles papers* "Lets watch this woman eat the cat, please." killed me lmao
06:55 YES. That.
100000%
Tim should be the next prime minister of Canada. We love you up here bud
He’s ours back off ;)
The fact you called him "bud" confirmed you are a no shit Canadian.
@@richotter Aww He is, huh?
Compared to trudeau he’s not gay enough
"This country doesn't work without 911.."
(Piss-Laughing hysterically)
Tim's too young to know what America in the 90s was like. Also, Tekken 2 and 3 were in the 90s; it proves my point.
Piss laughing hysterically is the corniest most untrue shit I’ve ever seen on Tim’s RUclips
Very true on multiple levels. Much love and respect.
@@BOZ_11 And it really shows, I mean, people unfamiliar with how the world was prior have really no clue.
They think this shit is normal.
9/11 jokes are starting to sound stale and played out million times.
Listening to Auntie Tim cackling uncontrollably at the tube made my saturday 🤌
"Why'd you kill the cat?" It's like he's talking to his toddler 😂😂😂😂
He's so disappointed and mad that he had to deal with it.
this one was on another level. will be relistening all week at least.
A GENERATIONAL TALENT
Daily Reminder TIm needs his own station in GTA6
It’s pretty much confirmed at this point; especially with Lazlo going on Dan Soder’s podcast
Tim Dillon is the smartest person alive
Tim Dildo
I can't wait to hear Tim's commentary. Hope he plays the disco version of Trump's dog n cats song. 🎉
They’re eating the dogs … they’re eating the cats ! In the Hamptons
Pretty sure I was fed cat meat at random Chinese restaurants that serves meat on a stick. Like catshabob.😮
@@BossUitohChinese in China here, i have never met someone who had cat meat. also, I guess cat meat is expensive and you are not that lucky
Ha e you ever met a Chinese that wasn't Han?
@@rosadoStuart You’re a Chinese in China?! 😂😂😂 Bot
@@rosadoStuartnot in america the Chinese food places all have cat colonies behind their places wear I live😂💀💀
I have never looked more forward to a weekly show than I do to see Tim mess his papers
"Hide yo cats, hide yo dogs"... 🎵
Bahahahahahahaha Bahahahahahaha
Awesome
Talking about Tekken 2 alongside 9/11 had me absolutely rolling 😂
Does anybody use rofl anymore? This reminded me of that
Same here 😂
Thats life in the big city
We wish the American people well this coming election
It's a knife fight out there
unfortunately it should be the world.... maybe Al Gore wouldn't have invaded the middle east and caused 6 million dead folks
We have Nugget Battle on chickfilaTV, all is well we are okay
It’s going to be a shitshow regardless of who wins
@@Scottae89 Mr. obvious has arrived in the comment section 🤣
1:00:18 “Who is the president of Iraq now? Who is it, Tulsi Gabbard”? hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
I went surfing on September 11th 2001. The waves were pumping hard that day in the northeast US. My good friend, ironically named Tim, wrapped his towel around his head as we strolled along the boardwalk in Narragansett, Rhode Island. People cursed at him from their cars. We laughed. Those were the good times.
Sure bud
From Cranston hah
Might as well, some people were panicking. Hope you had a nice day. The American Deep State did
1) I remember those couple of days because i went surfing the previous weekend, waves were good indeed.
2) I was in marching band at that time and a few weeks after i tied a shirt on my head because we were outside in the heat and an older member of the band told me to take it off because he said i looked “like a towel head”
Can’t wait. I won’t watch the debate but I’ll watch Tim tell me what happened 😊
💯
You dont miss anything. These presidential gatherings are so shallow these days
People are waiting for the podcast to begin a whole day before it is scheduled to air, the same way iPhone lunatics lineup in front of the Apple store. Only difference is this wait is worth it.
@imelliam spotted a person who either owns an iPhone or some apple product fully knowing they overpaid for the s*** they own.
you can leave it up on a spare tv and it starts automatically... pc, phone, and tv, with phone as youtube remote via 4G... is best way to youtubewatch
@@imelliam iSheep spotted.. also, techy grad here... android was first with siri(aka Vlingo) and samsung makes more on iphones before than apple because apple needed samsung parts... ironic you just got corrected thrice. amd i can buy one now, for what? to flush 800 more than most phones with similar lens and power?
@@imelliamisheep number one response and pure cope
Why DID I buy a new iPhone? Money to burn I guess. But I’ve never lined up for one. I get mine in the mail.
I need this pod to drop RIGHT NOW
its amazing that this video is already too old to watch, 2024 is such a thrilling experience. Between the 2nd assassination attempt, and the diddy situation, your whole next episode it already written. You have to start posting twice a week or we are going to start missing whole chapters
The irony of a tv news anchor being like “I’m not getting this from tv” that that is on another type of level
Outed himself 👍😂
@@OspreyFlyer EXACTLY it’s Shakespearean
Accelerationism-coded end-times terror enthusiast Tim Dillon calls for daily catastrophes. A vibe shift we can all embrace.
Best way to get me through working the weekend
Homelessness increased 12.1% last year it’s literally a lay up but Trump didn’t bring it up. He brought up cat and dog eating lmaooo
Cause it's funnier
I mean it is but we going to ww3 if Killemala gets in
@@CaleebTalib Maga much?
Trump: we have concepts of a plan 🤣
@@AM2K2the concept is "follow the Project 2025 plan, but lie about it"
I used to watch dozens of podcasts, this is the only one I still watch, Tim is brilliant, entertaining and funny. Keep up the great work.
Weekly reminder to the employees of Rockstar Games that if Tim Dillon doesn't get his own radio station in GTA6, we riot
Y’all remember the podcast where he talked about the American kid trying to overthrow the Congo government? Well he was just sentenced -
200 hours community service? That seems a little harsh....I mean, it *IS* Africa....
We wish them well…
@@boertjewell what are you going do?
seriously - i heard it from tim, then next thing we know they get the death penalty. lmao
Sentenced to one lap around the Mediterranean on a billionaire's yacht
I'm so glad Tim brought up the furbaby thing. It's a joke, you arent a mom.
i want him to speak on pit nutters
@@louisav11 Literally the lowest of the low. 🤢🤮🤮
If you show them the stats, they call you racist.
@@louisav11i cant tell if pit nutters is beastiality, an armpit fetish, or fruit porn. But im here for it regardless
I tell my friends to be a real adult and have a child!
people r insane.... treating animals like humans....
kid gets a dog and his mother says this is your brother from now on... wtf???
19 hours Tim brother i need more than once a week content your extremely funny and well read bro this once a week upload isnt enough
If you aren't a bot. You should be.
the patreon
Luckily I found him more recently and can dive into all of the old stuff
@@momog5615luckily im his gay lover and he whispers snippets of his next pod into my ear before spanking me
You don't work for free buddy, so why must he? If you want more, you must pay. Patreon.
Having a rough day and SURE enough Timmy finds a way to make me laugh 😂
How’d they have that written out quote ready to go from the Springfield “city manager” ….?
@@Taleisin, how did they know it was even going to be brought up, but had a letter just in case it was???? Absolutely Nescient
@@Taleisinit’s literally not their job they are supposed to be unbiased they aren’t supposed to be debating against trump
Tim’s sunglasses will be in a museum
Tim Dillon laughing like Cruella De Vil at the dog parents from his penthouse is fucking hilarious 😂
Sounded like Patrice
Weekly reminder that Tim needs his own show on GTA 6
I don’t think anyone needs reminding about that comment
go away. get a job. take medication.
Yup
@@j-edel996 you’re a clown
awsome as always, nothing like doing coke and listening to tim
Why must we suffer this long! I needed my morning news eversince Tuesday!
I need a daily dose of this! 😊😊
The illusion of finishing a Tim Dillon show and only having it once a week is stampeded by the fact that TIME MOVES SO FUCKING FAST!
Seems to move faster everyday. It's a hell of a thing
God bending the rules of the universe so he *(yes he)* could watch some more Timmy!
You know you can pay for more, right? Fkin leech
Tim Dillion after a presdidental debate ? This is gonna be Epic ...
i love having tim
he definitely helps see things from a different perspective and strengthens my understanding on certain topics
We need another emergency podcast with Alex Jones, Trump assassination attempt #2
“The homeless guy at my Starbucks looked like Deuteronomy from CATS” had me dying. 😂
He has a twin who rides the G train
the friend who got attacked by a migrant was 100% Ray Kump and the migrant was 100% a small woman
Tim Dillon is the smartest person alive
Needed this Tim ! You and Burr are the only guys I can listen to rant for hours by yourselves 😂
Great episode Tim
Someone send Tim the techno song “eat the 🐱” 😂
Oh snap before I even begin this podcast I already know it's going to be good just from the title let's go
Waiting patiently for another 17hrs
Much Love, Respect and Good Vibes from Seattle 💙💚🙏🏽✊🏾✌🏾. It was raining so hard omw to work today that I had to have my windshield wipers on high and my visibility was still minimal, also there was some hydoplaning involved. More often than not, It'll most likely be like this until next summer lol. We'll get a few nice dry days in between now and then tho but it won't be above 60°. Just mid 40°s and below 😕
As someone who just saved a cat from the woods out side my apartment, that cat eating story is deeply disturbing.
Wanting to make some “M.A.P.S. For Kamala” and “illegal immigrants for Kamala” yard signs to drop off around the city. Just for some giggles
What are the funny ones you have about trump for the giggles?
@@michaelhall5429 haven’t thought of any, any ideas?
@@michaelhall5429make them yourself
Classic. 😎👍🏻
Illegals for trump
Finally they talk about it. In NYc back in the day, you could buy cannibal tapes for your vcr from Haitian cabbies.
My body is ready.
Tim Dillon once a week is not enough! Can’t wait for This is your Country! I loved the Martina McBride outro ! LOVED IT! Listened to it alone twice then showed it to my gf. Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning and saw Netflix’s ad for the new show! Hell yeah Tim Dillon, LETS GO!
Ngl I bawled like a little girl when my dog died. It IS like losing a family member. I have kids too.
Unspeakable things would occur if those things did that to mine, makes one ponder if that obvious and logical outcome would be the desired effect. Strange that the loving and inclusive people are championing your pets being murdered, I wonder how that will work out for them in the long run.
I know Tim is just f'n around, but he is completely wrong about the pets dying.
Now the funeral stuff is a bit much.
@@gymbmymb3465well the same liberals are now claiming that having pets is contributing to global warming thats their newest buzzline
You clinically insane
👍❤️
Tim should be the DJ on the cruise ship “The Love Boat” for 2024….. getting the party started Ranting and Raving!
27:39 I forget Tim is gay every once in a while, and then he recalls the name of a character from the Broadway musical cats. And I'm always like, "Oh right!"
How are you able to forget. Very very odd.
@@Frankenhooker1he doesn’t make it his whole identity (rare)
Yeah same, "how and why would he know that?" 👍😂
@@OspreyFlyer what?
Tim is a deeply deeply closeted straight man
Starbucks and people who appreciate coffee should not be in the same sentence
Why? Starbucks makes some good coffees
Anti-union pro genocide company
Most definitely
preach!
@@alistairproductions Have you ever tasted their staple brand Pikes Place just as regular coffee? It's horrible, and they put it in everything. They need tons of cream, sugar, chocolate just to cover up the awful taste in more expensive drinks.
Credit to the producer for fact checking the hate crimes 👏
😂😂Tekken 2 with the Bear 😂😂
The best take on the cat eating is "that was just a regular black person eating a cat."
Actually, people are saying it was an American born citizen.
Haitians are peaceful, you just had to watch LiveLeak or BestGore to know that
I'm from Springfield, Ohio. Non-Haitians eat dogs & cats here. Haitians eat them over there. Kind of silly to think that they're not gonna eat em here too.
Meanwhile TLC has shows with rednecks eating everything that moves.
Last year, I cried like a baby when we had to put our old, sick dog to sleep…. But a funeral service with a eulogy? 🤔
Why cry for an animal thats dumber than the bacon we eat for breakfast? Or, why disapprove of someone for caring about that dumb animal enough to give it a formal send off?
I know when my doggies pass I’m going to cry too but a Facebook post will suffice. I aspire for that lack of self awareness. We wish them well!
I wonder what aspects of the chihuahua’s personality they loved that set them apart from every other chihuahua. “I will forever miss the way he yapped angrily at strangers!”
@@DeflatingAtheismI call it tiny dog syndrome.
This.
I love you guys!
I remember 9/11 very well. Was stocking paper towels at Kmart and a guy said a plane hit the tower. I said it was bound to happen thinking it was a small aircraft and an accident. Then we were all talking and some people hugging. Then I tried to reheat a Wendy's burger in the microwave causing it to violently vibrate, not thinking how the wrapper was part aluminum foil.
Happened to me with a Chick-fil-A sandwich not too long ago. Nothing to do with 9/11 tho.
What a day
I always add my like after my first laugh. The Selling Sunset cackle had me rolling! My wife watches it and I've grown to appreciate it in a whole other way thanks to TD.
Tim laughs like my aunt after dumping a few wines down her trap🤣
Wakakakakaka😂
tim lowkey wishes he got the goliath tarantula years ago during covid - a life never lived. riding around the LA canyons with a carton of hissing cockroaches in the backseat. life is so short
8:02 is that bert?
Tim is an absolute menace lol 😂
This is the only place I can come for a laugh these days. Tim quails my manic depressive episodes.
Maybe Grand Theft Auto is waiting on Tim to record a vouple of podcasts for them and thats why we are still waiting.
😂They are cooking Guinea pigs here in Massachusetts too... It is the national dish of Ecuador
Harris- "the question we should be asking ourselves is, would you be willing to feed your pet to people in need, and that is why under my administration, we will keep on feeding our pets to our neighbors, who we love, so much."
Goddamn that’s perfect hahaha
It’s not the content that wouldn’t believable, it’s that fact that it’s eloquently said 😂 she could never just off-the-cuff say it
This is my favourite episode ever. Cant wait for what Tim’s got planned for Netflix
I get all my news from Tim Dillon. It’s not a healthy way to get all my information, but it makes me happy.
16:00 america can't/won't support the natives how can it add so many migrants?
I was gonna off myself but then Tim Dillon dropped. Guess I’ll wait
One more week