I’m still worried that Trump is a “they” and that all these theatrics are just to make us think the federal government hates him but really he’s their boy.
I have a sister works a Cracker Barrel running few stores those gay chairs not selling and thousands of calls and reviews are comedy gold from the boomers tim would enjoy knowing Cracker Barrel people work there either don’t know what life is or a big team cult funniest thing about Cracker Barrel they have to work on working harder for few more minutes maybe half hour added to state minimum hours of a break so Cracker Barrel is pro slavery work for that break so tim do some fake business
Tim Dillon never fails to make me smile and laugh. He is the only solo podcaster I would ever watch. Everyone else trying to do it solo either gets repetitive, has no real insight, or is just not bright enough to have consistently witty remarks on current affairs. Tim Dillon is a gift.
Cracker Barrel is an integral part of my road trip culture, its always reliable, every store is assembled exactly the same, you walk in and immediately know where everything is. You can order Breakfast all day. The pancakes always have this thin crispy outer film, and the southern fried chicken is awesome. Tim's Just mad he never got down to one peg in the triangle game.
If the coup in Congo was successful, what was the plan after that? "Okay, you're going to be the new Secretary of Agriculture." "No, sorry, I can't; I have to get back before the new semester starts." "How about you be the new Congolese Ambassador to France?" "The thing is, I already put a deposit down on my apartment."
Disco sux. The 1970s were almost 20 years ago, time to get up to speed with this new craze called hip-hop. There's a guy called MC Hammer and he's going places! Gonna be the new Elvis.
I watched half of it. Not funny, not all that interesting. Long time fans of Timmy have heard a lot of that before. How much should I, a baby boomer, laugh at his anti-boomer rhetoric?
I’m wondering why no one is concerned about the end of having confidence in signing an NDA and of having confidence in the legal precedent of attorney client privilege? Why is it OK for someone to sign an NDA and get paid and then break the NDA and not even pay the person back? Why is it OK for an attorney to work for a person and agree to keep their secrets and to be impartial and then turn on them in open court? Why would anyone ever believe in these legal procedures again? Even the worst criminals are supposed to have the right to confide in an attorney and be represented without fear of that attorney being called into court later to testify against them! I do believe this will get overturned on appeal for so many reasons. But if it doesn’t, the very people who set this up had better worry that it doesn’t get Weaponized against them.
When Tim goes on a restaurant rant I know my life is about to change course. This man introduced me to the wonderful joys of Yard House, now, my next mission is to go to an Applebee’s on a Wednesday evening purely for sociological research, though.
In the hospital after my wife just gave birth to our very first child. This is just what we needed in these trying times. My child is soon to learn that this world is a real knife fight.
The water in the background reminds me of the beautiful lake at Martha's Vineyard and how enjoyable it is to kayak around in the 3 foot deep natural body of water.
I'm extremely disappointed that I didn't know about The Tim Dillon show sooner. But I'm also very happy, because I have YEARS of shows to go back and watch to keep me satiated between new episodes. Tim Dillon is a fucking national treasure. Protect him at all costs.
Hearing Tim Dillon ranting is one of life's great joys.
Equal to Michael Savage and Adam Corolla
I’m still worried that Trump is a “they” and that all these theatrics are just to make us think the federal government hates him but really he’s their boy.
it's the little things ^-^
It's perfect to listen to at 2x speed. Not many podcasts are like that.
Tim looks like he’s at the swamp there and “draining the swamp”😂
Some call it a genocide. We say it's good eatin'. Come on down to Cracker Barrel. I need this T-shirt.
yooo i need the merch
Great fake biz opportunity
This might be the most important podcast of modern history.
This podcast changed my life. I'm not sure how, but it did
Before this pod I was an alcoholic and at an all time low.
I have since picked up a meth addiction and found lower lows
I owe my awakening to Jimmy Dore. Tim is hilarious but Jimmy gives more facts and nobody can debunk a word he says.
“You know these two lesbos were so excited that their kid was going to Africa” YESSS LMAO 🤣 I love Tim
Time stamp?
Nailed it
Literally opened the comments and saw this quote just as he said it haha
@@centurionl37:37
“Get the f*** out of my office” 😂😂😂😂
“Cracker Barrel is a rest stop meth dungeon”-😂😂😂
This episode is all killer no filler
The part where CB supports israel. That part was fire 🔥😂😂
😂🎉
Instead of Cracker Barrel maybe a complete 180 and redesign as Crack Whore Bear Hole?
I have a sister works a Cracker Barrel running few stores those gay chairs not selling and thousands of calls and reviews are comedy gold from the boomers tim would enjoy knowing Cracker Barrel people work there either don’t know what life is or a big team cult funniest thing about Cracker Barrel they have to work on working harder for few more minutes maybe half hour added to state minimum hours of a break so Cracker Barrel is pro slavery work for that break so tim do some fake business
Cracker Barrel - come for the grits and stay for the fascism. God bless America!
I love hearing the camera guy chuckle
It's like a mini audience 😂😂
NEW BACKGROUND FROM EPSTIENS ISLAND
that is the great lakes, lol. pretty sure west michigan
It's the view from his Hamptons summer home.
😂
@@dertythegrower it's definitely supposed to be long island lol
Looks like Lake Michigan
Tim Dillon is a menace 😂😂😂😂 Cracker Barrel’s pitches are out of this world 😂😂😂
Rich people get ozempic, poor people get prescribed Lizzo for body positivity.
-The new South Park
Well put!
its a good episode go watch it
Hahahahahahaha. That was good
tim dillon reminds me of one of my father figures,his name was richard.
awoken people: just do water fasting
Tim Dillon never fails to make me smile and laugh. He is the only solo podcaster I would ever watch. Everyone else trying to do it solo either gets repetitive, has no real insight, or is just not bright enough to have consistently witty remarks on current affairs. Tim Dillon is a gift.
Weekly Reminder that Tim Dillon needs his own station on GTA.
You don't have an original thought in your head do you?
You are for real relentless.
@@brewmastacam4942I can count to eleven. Do you want to know my trick after 10?
I think it's Rockstar you need to be reminding about this, just saying.
@@brewmastacam4942 says the guy who is a "Brew Masta" probably making terrible undrinkable homebrews
Getting recruited into a coup to overthrow a junta looks amazing on a medical school application.
If it was successful would look good on a DEFRY application
We need an Alex Jones appearance in these dire times 🙏
The diabetes pod
I Agree.
And Eddie Bravo
Yes!!!!!
They should have their own duo podcast
The ENTIRE Cracker Barrel part is the funniest shxt Tim has ever done 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 Israel part was 🔥🔥🔥
Also the "Thin Lizzo" skit
The funniest skit Tim has EVER done........You might want to rethink that statement. Or watch MORE TIM.
Yes!! Omg, I just wrote almost the same fckin thing. I'm dead.
That and the cool aunt rant too.
Dude is already a legend.
Nothing better than New Yorkers giving Deniro shit.
Mook!
If he hates trump so much, he should donate all his money to Biden. C'mon man!
The cops who were bodyguarding DeNiro are the same stooges who testified in jan6. Koinkydeenky, yes or yes?
@@jakubgadzala7474 Surely a huge cohencidence
@@giantslug6969 I have only asked "yes or yes question, dear judge, it must be a cohencidence"
“These two lesbos are not the State department’s first priority” had me 💀💀💀 another banger of an ep, Tim, as always 🔥
You KNOW it is a wonderful day when uncle Tim uploads a new episode
Can’t get enough of this guy
*auntie
I concur😂
It’s Aunt Timmy🤌
The 80 year old infant dad is our voice of reason 😂
14:26
"If you're not watching this, this is just Asian ladies in MAGA hats, crying."
Holy fucking lol
“I just wanna see happy Asians” 💀💀💀
They're Filipinas. You gotta love them and they love this country.
Asian ladies in maga hats crying, the latest Jerry Seinfeld spinoff of comedians in cars getting coffee
Old Asian ladies in maga hats crying is the best
Cracker Barrel is an integral part of my road trip culture, its always reliable, every store is assembled exactly the same, you walk in and immediately know where everything is. You can order Breakfast all day. The pancakes always have this thin crispy outer film, and the southern fried chicken is awesome. Tim's Just mad he never got down to one peg in the triangle game.
He's an "Egg no ra moose"
Why does the woman who walked out of the theater during the Richard Dreyfus rant about trans look exactly like how I pictured her in my head?
And check out her name😂
Screenplay Emmy award incoming
Straight out of central casting.
😂😂😂
Sarah HOGG was destined to look like that
Cos she is an 'individual'
1:02:25 this bit right here had me in tears😂 “some call it a genocide. We call it good eatin” “what if drones could deliver gravy”😂😂😂💀
It's Saturday, and that means life in the big city.
its a real knife fight out there
There needs to be a South Park Ep about Deniro asap.
Tim Dillon actually made me watch Tucker. Now I wear a bow tie and Polo shirt.
Tim laughing in the Cracker Barrel segment killed me 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 i love tims style of comedy so random but at the same time he's telling you the truth in a hilarious way
If the coup in Congo was successful, what was the plan after that?
"Okay, you're going to be the new Secretary of Agriculture."
"No, sorry, I can't; I have to get back before the new semester starts."
"How about you be the new Congolese Ambassador to France?"
"The thing is, I already put a deposit down on my apartment."
Tim dressed like the DJ at the Seniors Disco Night in Florida
Disco sux. The 1970s were almost 20 years ago, time to get up to speed with this new craze called hip-hop. There's a guy called MC Hammer and he's going places! Gonna be the new Elvis.
💀
seniors are sleeping at 7pm, in florida dude
@@dertythegrower Im Gen X and thats my bedtime! 😎 It’s righteous and the mornings are mine.
😝
I pray I get the chance to witness Tim Dillon ranting as an old man with minutes left to live....
“These two lezbos” immediately took me out 💀💀💀💀
Welcome to the channel 😂 check out his Airbnb war episode 😂
They were SO happy their son was going to the Congo! Lol
Dude, great minds!
I never appreciated how naturally funny you are. It's the absolute best type of funny.
Tim should take over every marketing department
The cracker barrel rebranding rant is one of the funniest things I've ever heard on this podcast and that's a high bar 😂
Magic Spoon level
"Cracker Barrel should stand with Israel." I was holding it together until that one 🤣
“We stand for incest and Jews.”
I think that’s got a lot of appeal for the average American these days. Tim is onto something.
Finally went to listen to this one and I was just dying in the gym.
Put signs of trump. Jesus and ribs lol
It's gonna be a Convicted Felon verses a Felon that the system refuses to Convict... "It's a real knife fight out there!"
hate to be that guy but that's just... life in the big city!
Tim Dillon for President in 2028
Indeed
Speaker of the house
It would be funny if he was president and still had a weekly podcast
@@drivethrupoetfirst prophet of the new age religion, Dillonism
copypasting the establishments narrative about jan6... calling patriots ter ts... hes called normal conservatives Zs...
a pathetic clown he is
Tim looks he’s serving drinks at the beach but nobody is around
Tim lives at the beach ⛱️🩴
I had the craziest dream last night that tim was on tucker
that would be incredible
🤔
There was a pic of them together on his insta days ago
@@evanfuller6538 no shit
Dreams really do come true
Tim is of the brightest minds of our special times, wish the package looked a bit fresher. Take better care of yourself, we are going to need you
Tim + Tucker = 2hours of my life I never need back
I watched half of it. Not funny, not all that interesting. Long time fans of Timmy have heard a lot of that before. How much should I, a baby boomer, laugh at his anti-boomer rhetoric?
@@tarico4436I’m sure you’re a nice person. You’re just a different age. Is what it is
Listen to the Don. jr interview with Tucker.
@@tarico4436sell your house and get a condo already
@@tarico4436 it's comedy and its good to have a laugh at yourself once in a while.
Tim Dillon reminds me of the line in Shakespeare's Macbeth ....'It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'.
Spot on!
“Why did you do ‘About My Father’!?” 😂😂😂
Same reason little boy blue... He needed da money 🤣
The Asian lady's for Trump were so sweet.
If by sweet you mean likely crazy then yeah 😂😂
I very much like this new backdrop. It makes you look an appropriate hue of red while making for an elegant juxtaposition with your rants.
Eloquently stated 👌🏻
Waiting for the fake biz is the best part of my day
My new all time favorite bit!
I’m wondering why no one is concerned about the end of having confidence in signing an NDA and of having confidence in the legal precedent of attorney client privilege?
Why is it OK for someone to sign an NDA and get paid and then break the NDA and not even pay the person back? Why is it OK for an attorney to work for a person and agree to keep their secrets and to be impartial and then turn on them in open court?
Why would anyone ever believe in these legal procedures again? Even the worst criminals are supposed to have the right to confide in an attorney and be represented without fear of that attorney being called into court later to testify against them!
I do believe this will get overturned on appeal for so many reasons. But if it doesn’t, the very people who set this up had better worry that it doesn’t get Weaponized against them.
Congo state dept rant was Tim peaking
No, the Cracker Barrel rant was
@@theblakexit was both Peak Tim 🤌🏽
Tim Dillon is the Wind Beneath My Wings
Best of Tim ever !! Watch Tim & Tucker ! ❤️
Wait, Tim & Tucker? Tucker Carlson? Did Tim do a podcast with Tucker? What am I missing here?
@@jennifermommy9373Tim was on Carlson’s show a couple days ago
@@jennifermommy9373it was epic!
I’m halfway through
Yeah it's on Tuckers youtube channel. Tucker just did an episode with Don Jr. too@@jennifermommy9373
When Tim goes on a restaurant rant I know my life is about to change course. This man introduced me to the wonderful joys of Yard House, now, my next mission is to go to an Applebee’s on a Wednesday evening purely for sociological research, though.
The dollarita is back!
"Here at Cracker Barrel, what if drones could deliver you gravy?" 😂
Omg, seriously. So unexpected and off the cuff. Goat level observations.
@@ogenevieve the king of Wit & Poise
Cracker Barrel for MAPS 🗺 👧🏻 👴
I officially died!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Love from South Africa. We endorse Trump as Mandela 2.0❤
@Ol_fisherman04 I agree. It's so original, but so relatable?
I literally had to pull my truck over when Tim Said the new Nelson Mandela 😅😂! That's exactly what we are going to see ..love it😅
As South Africans, we fully endorse that comparison.❤❤❤😂😂😂
In the hospital after my wife just gave birth to our very first child. This is just what we needed in these trying times.
My child is soon to learn that this world is a real knife fight.
Call the kid Jaws 😮
Congrats!!
TD>Beethoven
Life in the Big City
Teach ‘em early. No use in shocking them with reality “ later”.
Great episode. In trying times like these one finds their way back to Tim, the voice of reason.
i would love to see a season of 'dine with me' where Tim is always invited.
This episode is gold, vintage TD , bravo
I love the paper tapping 😂
It's Alex Jones signature move.
thats how you know its real news
HE HAS THE DOCUMENTS
The world needs more people like you. Thank you for your kind words!
Cracker Barrel should have a score board for every war
The Cracker Barrel bit brought me back to the porch era... Vintage Tim Dillon. 😂
Tim Dillon is the only place I get my news
And you actually brag about that?
South Park is a credible source also.
@@goldismoney5899 you don't?
Only time dillon can make me laugh so hard my stomach hurts talking about Cracker Barrel 😂
The water in the background reminds me of the beautiful lake at Martha's Vineyard and how enjoyable it is to kayak around in the 3 foot deep natural body of water.
Careful, I hear that's dangerous...
This episode is undoubtedly going down as one of the greatest episodes EVER!
This is fuukung genius. Tim only gets better.
💯 Facts.
The Cracker Barrel bit had me crying because I was laughing so hard 😂😂
Love your show so much ❤
Tim, we love you
Best comedy podcast ever
Ah, the glorious sarcastic dark humour of Mr Tim Dillon!!!
BRAVO 👏 Tim for once again showing the current event narratives for the madness that is 😅
Tim Dillon is a Beast.
Tim is the modern day Tom Brokaw
Tim Blowcock 👍😉
Tim Dillon is the best thing on any screen. Period.
I predict 4 years of solid entertainment
Tim Dillon is the pulse of our nation 🎯
You are the funniest man alive. I had to pause it so I didn't choke or something when you were going off on cracker barrel pitches
No adds were great, thank you. I really enjoyed this episode.
The only news I gladly listen to!! Thanks Auntie Tim!
I'm extremely disappointed that I didn't know about The Tim Dillon show sooner. But I'm also very happy, because I have YEARS of shows to go back and watch to keep me satiated between new episodes. Tim Dillon is a fucking national treasure. Protect him at all costs.
Richard came in firing on All cylinders
This is one one of the greatest episodes
Tim gets my vote any day
Richard Dreyfuss' "anti trans rant" or pro sanity lecture?
Tim Dillon is so goddammed funny, my stomach hurts.
USA badly needs a repeat of that time around the late 1700s.
I see what you did there
🥱💤💤
@@josef2012see you on the dance floor get ready
@@thesorrow4664 You have to play word gymnastics just to get past the overlords.
@@guyfawkes8384 When masons took over the country? What's that going to change?
Phenomenal episode
Sarah Hogg... name checks out
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Total hambeast.
Boss Hogg's grand daughter
Laughing out loud is good for the soul. Thanks, Timmy! 👏👏👏
Tim Dillon nails it, again.
Cracker Barrel rant has me dead. 💀
He came in hot for that one. I was getting pandemic throwback vibes. That bit was classic Tim D in all his glory
I had to rewind because it was that good
@@maxfield3106 a thing of beauty, truly
@@islabee94 man was spittin bars 😂
The solo rant shows are the best!
“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime”
Beria, correct? Or was it Joey Stalin?
When you’re famous they let you
@@paulfroelich1024 beria
Tim Dillion and a clone of Princess Diana for president 2024.
Loved your interview on Tucker ❤
That Asian Grandma needs a hug from me, I love her
Your shows are amazing, but this episode was total banger after total banger. 10/10
For taxes purposes, Tim does not live in his New York condo! 😂
Tims on a roll recently man its a blessed time
"i dont live anywhere" lmfao
God damn I love tim Dillon. I'm dying thru the sarcasm at work right now. Thank you for your service and I can't wait to hate you in 20 years 😂😂😂!