The Mysterious Letters in the Quran
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- Опубликовано: 11 июл 2024
- Alif Lam Meem, no one knows what these letters mean. The Quran has numerous "openers", letter combination that interpreters of the Quran argued about for over 1000 years. But why is there such an inconclusive mystery in a book for humans?
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So if Muslims say that Allah only accepts Arabic - isn't that EXTREME blasphemy bc they deny Allahs endless power to understand every language?
For being able to pray the 5 Salah prayers I had to learn Arabic just bc I believed I will burn in hell. Ofc I failed bc my language isn't Arabic.
Left the cult.
Why we need to use n study english now?
@@kayka5090 Okaiii, is this a real question, sarcasm orrrrrr?
@فهمي كتاني In fact I couldn't be any happier
@unkown user sori. Prophet muhammad was the sealer of prophet. He is the last prophet.
@unkown user ok
Alif, Lam, Mem means:
“Don’t bomb people”
It means :
Do bomb people !!!
No it means END OF ISLAM
life Sucks oh fuck...those crazy Salafis figured it out. Well shit, guess ISIS is morally perfect.
Raj C nahh Muhammad...I mean “Allah” liked his death cult too much to write that
a l mem, al= the= the meme
Islam is growing because of its 100 child policy.
😆 Could'nt Agrree More
@Where's the hen? then we will all speaking chiense and eat pork and rice everyday
Lol🤣 you people have small cock and low testosterone
What about the converts tho?
I have to ask...
How many peaceful death threats do you get in a day?
Such thing exists?
@@arandompasserby1725 Yess
😂😂😂
@@ishitgarg5755 no way, gimme the example
@@arandompasserby1725 You want an example of a death threat ??
Such a "clear", "concise" book that can only be understood by teams of scholars and even then you have dissenting views! Makes perfect sense.
@Zack Smith Chapter 2 one of the verses between 20-27...
"if you disobey, or do not believe, fear the believers who are waiting for you with stones and fire"
Clear enough
Fuck hinduism,fuck all religions
Maybe we should call harud and marud??? Lol
@FAT cat Because of Quran 49;9
@Zack Smith Your unhily goat ate the stonning verse ! Lol
Never have I seen another book that repeats so many times:
“This book is perfect”
“This book is the truth”
This book says you should make me a sandwich every day.
Most of the times if people say things about themselves they are lies. The Qur'an is perfect meaning the Qur'an isn't perfect.
marialiyubman
I think you have cracked it, its Mos Breakfast Sandwich order to His scribe.
Alif Lam Ra = Bacon Mushroom Tomato
Alif Lam Meem = Bacon Mushroom Egg
Ta Seen Meem + Sausage Beans Egg
Smack the Lying Bitch
Dear Satan you must be fucking desperate for my attention.
Please for the love all that's unholy go get laid.
marialiyubman Seriously like - tHis BoOk iS PeRFeCt. Okay explain this lmao - “ She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses “
marialiyubman also, you’re not allowed to speak! - "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."
When u cant explain something, lable it miracle 👌
MISTAKES OF HINDUISM - ruclips.net/video/fWtkhCXBn5A/видео.html
MISTAKES OF ISLAM - ruclips.net/video/8yMD99gyr14/видео.html
MISTAKES OF ATHEISM - ruclips.net/video/3THa18_BlWM/видео.html
If Muhammad was not able to read, then how can he just put letters on a scripture? That is a miracle because the words were placed like in order as well
@@rawmeatypooanwar2679 he didn't write the Quran dumbass
It's a miracle my dad left me
@@conlangknow8787 i wonder why
If the Qrn is perfectly clear, why the Hadiths?
Are the Hadith not for further explain Quran?
I’ve got a brain cramp...nonsense. Just nonsense.
Hadith explain what muhammad did or said. The Quran is not an autobiography about him.
@@besfortidrizi3174 bullshit. The hadith is a source of what muslims are practicing today. Without the hadith, you muslims wont know how to pray.
@@-MarkWinston- how do you know that muslims are supposed to pray according to hadith? where does information come from? is quran saying "hey guys sorry , we didnt have enough time to tell how to pray, but dont worry, mohamed will explain u."????
Not to mention the tafsir...
Besfort Idrizi Tell us...
Where in the Sunnah is the word TAWHEED?
If it’s not in the Qrn...ITS FALSE.
Where does the Qrn say to pray facing Mecca?
Where in the Quran is the word Shahada?
Where in the Qrn does it say to say the Shahada to become mslm?
Where in the Quran is the the word Salah?
Where in the Quran is the the word Sawm?
Where in the Qrn is the word Wudu?
Where is the word Kaaba?
Where in the Qrn does it say to pray exactly in the same posture as mslms do?
Where in the Quran does it say to pray 5x/day?
There are not 5 daily salats in the Qrn.
3....24:58 Ahmad Ali
O you who believe, let your dependants and those who have not yet reached the age of puberty, ask permission (to enter your presence) on three occasions: Before the early morning prayer; when you disrobe for the mid-day siesta; and after prayer at night. These are the 👉🏼three👈🏽 occasions of dishabille for you.
Not mysterious at all! Just there to confuse *gullible people* 🤣🤣🤣
I think these letters are for you or your kind people who claim that they know everything or many things so without your God can you tell the meaning of these letters ??
We have only knowledge which we are allowed probably you will not believe it
But just believe the Their are Black holes are in space which Quran told way before and do you know any thing about higgs boson ?? Probably not read Quran buddy and guide your self if you want because there is no force in Islam
MrDaizy100 yeah no force in Demonic Islam. Anyone leaves Islam kill him!!!
Stupid religion >>> ISLAM & FALSE PROPHET >>> MOHAMMAD & FALSE GOD >>> ALLAH SWT ....
JESUS IS GOD...
@@thearmyofchrist7215
All imaginary and thus nothing but a subject of laughter. Your God isn't special than other people's imaginary friends #JustToLetYouKnow
@@AchwaqKhalid
In Al-Quran there are many pagan verses
(The proof is At Tiin's letter)
.Many contradictions in the Qur'an
a. (Surah 58: 2) vs (Surah 33: 6)
b. (Surah 10:64) vs (Surah 16: 101) vs (Surah 2: 106)
The Qur'an teaches that violence must be reciprocated by violence
QS 9:39; Qur'an 9:73; Surah 2: 216; Qs 5:33; Surah 4:89; Surah 9: 5; QS 5:45; Surah 9: 123; Qur'an 8:12;
Where’s Scooby-Doo and the gang to solve a mystery when u need them
I'm not touching it.
@Brian Belk Nope, Scooby-Doo wouldn't even be alive in Arabia because they hate dogs
@@taataathe3rd341 point to be noted. Lol.
@Brian Belk LOL!
Allahva Scooby snackbar!
I just read news that even RUclips will screen and filter uploads those against Islam!
Power of Saudi!
All evil force!
These are song lyrics
Lady Gaga:" rara ooh mama.."
Muhammad:"alif laam meem"
LMAO
Plzz don't disrespect our prophet 💔😞
@@kabeer3176 Your prophet is a crook
@@kabeer3176 Mohammad is curse to the world please get out from that hell
@@kabeer3176 Why are you upset?
muhammad was clever
he made everything very vauge in quran so he could exploit it however he and his companions wanted later
The AC-130 Gunner Mohammed had no hand in Quran. It was composed approximately 20 years after his death
@@swatisri2409 No his followers had memorised it before his death and parts had been written down, so he didn't compile it himself, although he was part of the process.
Indeed soon you will know who is Muhammad sallahualihiwasam
I think these letters are for you or your kind people who claim that they know everything or many things so without your God can you tell the meaning of these letters ??
We have only knowledge which we are allowed probably you will not believe it
But just believe the Their are Black holes are in space which Quran told way before and do you know any thing about higgs boson ?? Probably not read Quran buddy and guide your self if you want because there is no force in Islam
@@MrDaizy100 black holes in quran!! your life must suck dude 😄
1:54 You just inspired an episode of Ancient Aliens.
I know, I was thinking the same. Ancient Aliens is fun.
Dont believe
“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.”
Buddha quotes (Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta, the founder of Buddhism, 563-483 B.C.)
Why u beleive this AP?
This channel deserves 100 times the subscriptions....
Even then Islam will be unstoppable 💯
@@fittalib Sure. 1400 yrs of shining examples of Jihad, blood shed and terrorism, to present day islam hell holes in Africa, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Iran where woman are murdered for not wearing head covers. Sorry your Moslum god is deception with no power over the one true God. Stop blaspheming heathen. The battle has already been won, and Islam lost. I feel sorry for you and moslums fooled or forced to live the lie of mohammed.
@@fittalib Very few people convert to Islam. Your unstoppability is only because of how much you multiply. And even if Islam will dominate the world, it won't dominate me: the first verse disproves it was sent from god.
I am listening to this twice!
I am making a list, who is noty and who is nice......
Allan Ackbar is coming to town...
FUCK BULLSHIT ISLAM .WASSALAM FUCK-ISLAM .
Myth, Mystery, legend, mumble jumble!
@Bengali Warrior WoAh
@Bengali Warrior Have you ever seen hell and he is not going to get burned in hell truth hits hard
@Bengali Warrior চুদির ভাই থুতু ফেলে ডুবে মর॥ হারামজাদা আসমানি ৭২ বেশ্যার কথা ভেবে কতবার হেলাস দিনে অশিক্ষিত কাংলু মোল্লা??
Bengali Warrior
So spreading fear is the only thing left, poor religion!
@Bengali Warrior nice fairy tale. i mean islam
Drunken people in the Netherlands during carnival say: Alif, Lam, Meem
How do drunken people know the speech of Allah, it is a miracle of Allah.... 🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😊🤣😂🤣
Is it actually true ?
Oh shitt😂😂
They're just asking for the local beer.
irony: they're the initials of the author of the corresponding chapters.
When I was a muslim those litters made me insane .. no one in the Islamic world understood them it's like $€£₩£llllkgdfkhcc and Muslims supposed to expect it as words from Allah
Christian Prince knows, I'm sure ................ He definitely knows what Surah 19 : 1 (Kaf.Ya.Haf. A'in. Sad.) means as do I now. I will never forget a comment CP made when he explained it -- he said "God does not leave himself without witnesses, even in the book of the devil". Surah 19 : 1 boils down to : "Messiah my God".
@Qui Creva Sp ❤❤❤
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay. But hear me out here. If I created a universe. I would entirely do things like this to mess with its inhabitants. It's funny.
I think these letters are for you or your kind people who claim that they know everything or many things so without your God can you tell the meaning of these letters ??
We have only knowledge which we are allowed probably you will not believe it
But just believe the Their are Black holes are in space which Quran told way before and do you know any thing about higgs boson ?? Probably not read Quran buddy and guide your self if you want because there is no force in Islam
Oh my god 😂
It's like saving a beautiful city i just built in Cities Skylines and then sending a Meteorstrike for entertainment while having some noodles...
@@MrDaizy100 Oh, I see they've been teaching you English. Very nice trick. You haven't got the hang of it, but keep trying. I believe in you. One day you will be able to insult my intelligence properly in my native language.That day is not today, please try again. :) God bless you and guide your steps so that you do not trip on a brick and fall down while you're staggering home drunk.
Maybe u gonna hv children later... u can start practise what u think funny to your child.
Yeah, its a practice before u create universe...
AP, can we do a fundraising to translate the subtitles of all your videos to a list of languages spoken by wide Muslim audiences?
Eg. Hindi, Arabic, Indonesian, etc
Awesome, idea.
Are there really that many Hindi speaking Muslims or do you mean Urdu (with the Urdu Arabic derived script.)
I would donate to that!
@@user-lt2rw5nr9s I'm ignorant when it comes to languages of India, I was generically referring to India-living muslims
@@mind.journey The problem is that India has many languages. It's actually bigger than Europe in size. The main language of India and Pakistani is Hindustani, which is written in Hindi Devanagari and in an Arabic like script in Pakistan and favored by Muslims. I think Urdu would capture the most Muslims in the region, although there are many languages. Bangla would be another language to target too.
RUclips used to have community driven subtitles that allowed you to volunteer subtitles for your native language, which would have been perfect if they didn't kill off that feature.
Alif laam meem = I love lame memes
stop;
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hallelujah=halaluccah india you know that
@primeministerblackface3357It is not borrowed but pure Hebrew. It means simply "praise Yah!" Yah is a short version of Yahveh, the name of the God of Israel.
Don't stop.
Finally. I've waited ages for this, but my time has finally come:
Thirst
Drink zamzam
there is so much 'Al' in Islam
Al means clitoris in Arabic. A swollen clitoris!
al- is their article, kind of like "the" in english
Yeah it's "Al" lot of nonsense!
I have a uncanny feeling that as per Allah's revelation it was actually Alif Vaam Meem (AVM) or aum ॐ । There is strange resemblance between the two.
Further proof to justify that Muslims are misguided Hindus.....
Rama replied gently: 'Please listen to what is now being said. In the very beginning of your Koran, at the top, are three letters, alif (A), lam (L) and mim (M). Can any of you or any learned Mulawi of Islam explain what these three letters mean?' The Moslems replied that this was a secret which Allah had kept to himself.
Swami Rama laughed heartily at this remark and said: 'When God has revealed the entire Koran for the benefit of mankind, as the Muslims claim, it is very strange that he has kept its very heading a secret. No. It is not so. If you, the Muslims who put full faith in the Koran do not know the secret of the letters A, L, M, Rama will tell you what they signify. Alif, lam and mim are nothing but alif (A), wao (O) and mim (M), that is, AOM or OM.'
The Muslims objected that the letter L is not the same as the letter O, but Swami Rama pointed out to them that in Arabic grammar L is pronounced O when it falls between a vowel and a consonant, as in the names Shamsuddin, which is written Shamsaldin, or Nizamuddin, which is written Nizamaldin. The letter lam (L) becomes silent and gives the sound of the Arabic letter pesh (O or U). Therefore ALM is no secret; it is clearly and unambiguously OM and nothing but OM. It is Kufra, heretical or a sin, to blame God for keeping it a secret. From the dialogues of Swami Rama Tirtha
Vague.... Aum doesn't have abbreviations but it's sound not like AVM
I dont think this really makes sense from an arab speaker perspective but this is a much better explanation than what muslims claim lol
@@112deeps Yes... This explanation foots the bill. Secondly because it was an age old tradition and it still continues to start any written document with the word "om"...
So in his wisdom, the writer of Kuran may have done the same.
Mohammed Writing: And then Allah dib this ... oh sh-t I made a typo..
Followers: ITS A HOLY TYPO! All praise the typo! The typo has mysterious origins from god..
MOhammed: Yeah! Thats what i meant to say!
Alif laam meem stands for Olives Lamb Memes
Christian Prince knows, I'm sure ................ He definitely knows what Surah 19 : 1 (Kaf.Ya.Haf. A'in. Sad.) means as do I now. I will never forget a comment CP made when he explained it -- he said "God does not leave himself without witnesses, even in the book of the devil".
Halleluah le halua🤣🤣😂😂🤣
I looked at the letters. I think I found out what they mean. After careful consideration and arrangement I discovered the hidden meaning.
The letters where suppose to be at the start of the book. From my limited Arabic studies I have translated this much. The letters, when arranged properly, say:
“To: Candy
All people and events portrayed in this book are fictitious and any similarities to people alive or dead is pure coincidence.”
I think I captured the meaning of those letters perfectly.
Nice one🤣
Qui Creva Sp you’re welcome.
Hahahh😃
Your material is stolen from Red Dwarf :P
@@sonofskeletor33 exactly.
It's known in the Hebrew language. In the Thora they use these letters as a memory trick of abbreviated words that's why Coran has been written by Jewish scollars adding many Hebrew words in the Coran exemple, shekina , Nabi, rabbi, sadaka, baraka, tagout, and so many others. It's obvious about the judeo Christian(syriac, aramean) sources of the Coran.
yeah, not just "sources", but it seems that the Arabs took entire chapters from Syro Aramaic Christians, and added theirs, in between (I explain that in a more detailed way in a post here)
Rama replied gently: 'Please listen to what is now being said. In the very beginning of your Koran, at the top, are three letters, alif (A), lam (L) and mim (M). Can any of you or any learned Mulawi of Islam explain what these three letters mean?' The Moslems replied that this was a secret which Allah had kept to himself.
Swami Rama laughed heartily at this remark and said: 'When God has revealed the entire Koran for the benefit of mankind, as the Muslims claim, it is very strange that he has kept its very heading a secret. No. It is not so. If you, the Muslims who put full faith in the Koran do not know the secret of the letters A, L, M, Rama will tell you what they signify. Alif, lam and mim are nothing but alif (A), wao (O) and mim (M), that is, AOM or OM.'
The Muslims objected that the letter L is not the same as the letter O, but Swami Rama pointed out to them that in Arabic grammar L is pronounced O when it falls between a vowel and a consonant, as in the names Shamsuddin, which is written Shamsaldin, or Nizamuddin, which is written Nizamaldin. The letter lam (L) becomes silent and gives the sound of the Arabic letter pesh (O or U). Therefore ALM is no secret; it is clearly and unambiguously OM and nothing but OM. It is Kufra, heretical or a sin, to blame God for keeping it a secret. (AO(L) M. AOM = 🕉️) From the Dialogues of Swami Rama Tirtha in 1902!
Awesome!
Great
@112deeps I think you need to read page 66 of "Secret practices of the Sufi Freemasons" (Baron Rudolf von Sebottendorff, 1924)
Mast joke mara hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣
average theist logic
Another great video. thanks!
(Oh, and I love that you used the Habanera as exit music. Excellent choice) :)
M ruclips.net/video/K2snTkaD64U/видео.html Elina Garanca is one of the best 😉
I was waiting for another video of yours! Love your vids!❤️
In short: "You're drunk, Mo. Go home."
Alef LA meem means, "I am a liar"
Or means, "stupid are those who believes in me"
lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂 you’re right
Aĺiif Lam Meeen mean stupid for those who believes in Arabian Fairys Tales in Arabian Dreamlands..
Believing that Pedo Mad flew with flying Burag to SnackBar..
Take Beer Take Beer Take Beer
please stop
@@skytech2600 do you think that's what aisha told muhammad when he climbed on top of her?
I wrote a book it starts with the mysterious letters. P-k-m-k-b
HAHAHAHAHA
OMG man
@@jaysaini955 😂😂😂
@@dawood4920 veerji
I read your reply to my comment on @Gur Updesh channel
Soory bhaiI can't give my WhatsApp no coz I think as an proud ARYA SAMAJI we get all kinds of personal verbal abuses from muslims, puranic tantric hindu and Sikhs as well
There is a cold war going on between Sikh samaj and Arya samaj
Hope this cold war to get end soon😊
@@dawood4920 if you have any doubts about Satyarth prakash and vedas then you can visit GURUKULS 😊
@@XD-lz5qp no I can't go to gurukuls. I'm not in living in india. And no arya samajis here
The Quran is clear, except where it isn't. We can't know the mind of a god, except for those that say they do. It's almost as if it's just an exercise in self-kidology, sold as reality.
I am Hindu and watching your videos making me an atheist. Although I question my religion regularly. And no one judges me
You are lucky to be born as a Hindu. Don't backstab your religion.
Don't take religion too serious. Religion exists to make people behave. Too much and you will go nuts, too little and you may change too much. Just appreciate it and ignore it mostly, remember it when you need to.
Hinduism is not a religion 💯 and also Hinduism accepted atheism if someone is forcing you just say this ik the extremism in Hinduism was influenced by islam cause people converting into islam blindly so some groups are doing like (madrasas/Christians missionaries) the Hindu missionaries to save hinduism ,leave it islam & hindusim are far different, hinduism has no bunch of laws like Islam ,not every hindus follow like Muslims , actually it is not but the teachings from most of the paganism is good ,we can't fit ourselves into religion ,just take good things which make common sense 👍
hope you investigate Christianity. God Bless
Tbh, Hinduism is such a diverse religion, that you can totally change your views and practices and still be considered a Hindu. From eating cow's shit and kissing the feet of the guru in some Bhakti sect (ISKCON, I'm looking at you) to just holding a monistic and somewhat pantheistic view on the Universe derived from philosophy of The Upanishadas. Hinduism is much better than Islam.
Arabism is one of the biggest lies in history. "Arab" is not a race, not a nation and not an ethnicity. The "Arab" identity that is widely refered to today is a result of Arabaist-lsIamic conquests and propaganda - it is an lsIamic construct. The same is true for the "Arabic" language which didn't really exist before the advent of lsIam.
The term "Arab" means someone of the desert. It originally describes someone who is a nomad of the sand deserts, similar to how the term "Bedouin" is understood - it doesn't denote an ethnic group. Nowdays when the term "Arabs" is used what it really means is "ArabaISTS" = Pan-Arabists, which is tied to the ideology of Pan-Arabism. That is not an ethnicity either.
As for the so-called "Arabic" language - it's actually a mixture of other languages - Himyaritic, Syriac-Aramaic and Hebrew, with a tiny bit of Greek, Persian, and Geez. This mixture was formed and developed due to various influences in Hijaz prior to the advent of lsIam, and it shaped this Quranic admixture of languages. This mixture is what was eventually put into the "canonical" Quran and was spread via the sword in brutal Arabaist-lsIamic imperiaIism and coIoniaIism to other places. This process involved the destruction of other cultures and replacing it with an Arabaist-lsIamic one. The so-called "Arabic" language is nothing more than a Quranic admixture of other languages. Arabism and lsIam are two sides of the same Arabaist-lsIamic coin.
So-called different dialects of "Arabic" are an admixture of an admixture - a mix of the Quranic admixture of languages with different languages.
lsIam itself is a badly made twisted plagerism from Paganism that was spread in Hijaz at the time, Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Christianity, and Sabean religion, with a "Muhammadan" "lsIamic" twist. It is a recipe for Arabaist-lsIamic imperiaIism, coIoniaIism and supremacism.
@@aburafidhaas-safawi839 I don't even have comments from 4 years ago and I'm not Jevvish, so there you have it, low-lQ lying brainwashed lsIamonazi. Of course I'm against the eviI ArabaIST IDEOLOGY. Any decent person who is aware of the facts should be.
How typical of your ilk to make stuff up and end up believing in their own Iies.
I don't care about any1's race at all. thus, I would use race words (black, white, etc) without any hesitation when describing people. For this practical reason, Arabic is a race. What else can you say when describing a such looking person? Middle Eastern? perhaps he/she has never been to the the Middle East.
And if the Arabic language didn't exist before islam, then what? neither did English. at least, not in a form we would understand. But Arabic (just like this form of English) exist now. so much so that people sometimes ask me whether I speak it. No1 would ask me about my skills in a non-existent language, would they?
but yeah, Arabic culture not a specific thing. It is SOMEthing, but, due to huge distances in the late muslim empire, it is a broad term with many regional, national differences in it. just like christian culture
@@istvansipos9940
Arabic is oldest semitic language, and it is unchanging.
You know the proto-semitic reconstruction is based off arabic?
Because arabic is most pure semitic language, the O.G doesnt know what he is talking about
@@aburafidhaas-safawi839 there are no non-changing languages. humans come up with new things all the time, that alone brings change into every language with the new words. but that's just the tip of the iceberg, because languages change constantly in many many aspects, f.e. spelling. that part of your comment is obvious bullsh!t.
is Arabic the oldest semitic language? I really don't care about that part. or about its purity.
"the O.G doesn't know what he is talking about" The what? seriously, I don't know what you mean by "O.G"
@@istvansipos9940 you are wrong, dead languages dont change, Arabic is dead since it has no native speakers.
Im obviously referring to the Standard and classical arabic.
O.G means original commentor, or maybe O.P, i forgot
Nice one AP! As always!
"BEAM ME DOWN SCOTTY", that's the real meaning of it...
Q-what do you call a Muslim who’s run out of ammo?
A-A moderate!
When god told me A Z H S O F S I J, I felt that fr fr
Don't Arabic letters have numeric value? Perhaps that is the nature of the scribal notes.
[Edit] or were the Arabs already using the symbols they got from India that would eventually be called "Arabic" numerals?
5:30 Apparently, Allah comments his code like a Good Programmer xD
I FUCKING LOST IT. I'm 100% guilty of this. Ahhhh
I think it's filled with bugs , he forgot the ;
Anidn Menoscwicz have u read this verse? Like wtf is this ? - “She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. “
relaxesonsand nope, not a metaphor. It says donkey cocks and horse cum.
It's funny af when advertisements before your videos are always imams looking for donations 💀💀
Well, in Aramaic, thus in Hebrew, are used abbreviations. e.g. בס"ד
Ta Sim, might mean: morning pray
or they, indeed can be number of pages.
Alif lam Min Sad = 131
Ayn sin Qaf = 390
Ya sin = 310
etc
Allah peanut butter sandwiches!
I literally thought that's what the magician on Sesame Street was saying my whole childhood. Rofl
@Ando Varghese
"Allah pimpin' brothas houri sex!"
And Allah's throne can even shake aswell XD.
Narrated Jabir: I heard the Prophet (salallahu alaihi wasallam) saying, “The Throne (of Allah) shook at the death of Saad ibn Muadh.” Through another group of narrators, Jabir added, “I heard the Prophet : saying, ‘The Throne of the Beneficent (Ar-Rahman) shook because of the death of Saad ibn Muadh.”
[Saheeh Al-Bukhari, Volume No. 5, Hadeeth No. 147]
Bukhari is my favourite comedian. He got 600,000 hadith and threw like 98% away from it.
I would have loved to know what that 98% contained. Maybe it was too embarrassing XD.
But seriously about every verse or hadith people can write an entire thesis. Also about the shaking of his throne when it shook. LOL.
@Zack Smith You means by believing the Imam Tawhadi from syiah? That try to provoke the western fight against those Suni?
@Zack Smith wow. A man whom more than 90% of believers trust and consider reliable is a liar then who else is there to believe anymore?should we believe you?
you better argue that among yourselves first and decide whom to believe before coming up with all your sources
@Zack Smith Oh no absolutely not my friend. Hadiths determine when someone is a shia or a sunni. Hadiths represent partially the life of Muhammed. Hadith are important because many islamic law is derrived from it. I don't think you are muslim. Even Zakir Naik respects imam Bukhari a lot.
@Zack Smith Do you as a claimed convert think the sunnah of the prophet is bullshit?
I think you made it clear you do.
So you believe in reform ? Reform doesn't exist in a religion.
The only way to reform is to get rid of it. Simple.
It is expression ok bro
You teach me so much....theology, contradictions, secret knowledge, hypocrisy, awesome hair gel, etc. Thanks, AP!
That is some beautiful word salad. I want to do crafts and decoupage some plant pots with those letters.
I wish I was born in a Christian family
Don't... Rather wish you were born in a secular family that would've protected you as a child and nurtured you into becoming an adult who can make their own decisions without any alien, foreign ideas indoctrinated from childhood
You're at anytime welcomed, though you'll be persecuted by your family you'll be saved by the Lord.
We'd be happy to have you.
I like Christian and I love Jesus but am still under my parents am just 17 I don't even have an ID but I know God will one day help
Well it can start with you. c:
"Hahahaha! They don't understand it, am so good? Am dead already!
Hi, good work, Apostate Prophet, i love your channel.
Again comes with the great contain 😂god bless you bro
Hahaha that close up tho!! Haha loved it
You’ve outdone David Wood in hilarity, sarcasm and even perhaps intelligence. I’m enjoying your vids.😃👏🏼
Here is a funny fact. My father said "Only Allah know what Alif Lam Meem means." then later he complains "The Christians do not know where the word "Amen" comes from they just say it!" It took me a bit but glad I caught it while I was young that this was hypocrisy. Even in some speeches on Friday prayer, the speakers try to point out how Christians do not know the meaning of "Amen" and this "proves" Christianity is a false religion.
So, I tried pointing out one time to my father. "If Christians do not know what Amen means and we do not know what Alif Lam Meen means, isn't it obvious they are the same?" and this infuriated my father "No No No No! Alif Lam Meen are true words of Allah. That is the difference. When we say it, it has meaning. When Christians say Amen, it's just empty and hollow and they do not understand."
I am thinking to myself. "That does not answer my question. Sounds like a child saying "No mines is better than yours." but asking him angered my father so I pretend to nod and understand. Followed by a "Ah Okay. Good point:" When really it just left me with more questions.
Fuck Islam
4:51 The zoom on the mug made this a thousand times funnier.
"HIGH" Scholars made me laugh😂😂😂
Thank you, I always had exactly the same question when everytime I read the Quran during my Islamic Studies degree.
Good works! AP.
Just seen an ad on your video, seems RUclips have finally monetized your channel. Congratulation bro AP! Great video too! *Applauding*
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW IT TO THE LETTER : 0 😭
They have about as much meaning as “Who put the Bomp in the Bompshabompshabomp”
Or Sinatra's scooby-doobie-do. Or like the gong song.
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You make amazing and informative videos!
Haha! I liked the ending "stay away from slam".
The Koran, so good it doesn't make sense! Nice sophistry sheikhs.
0 dislikes till now omg!!
Don't you ever doubt that if anyone dislikes it surely he doesn't think for a second or he is getting paid by Islam !
Now we may never know…
Great effort man, keep the good job going.
On your way to 300k! We are all so thankful for your decision to share!
That was a Great video. Nice work.
now I know "Alif Laam Meem" It Literally Means - "Only Allah Knows" not that we don't know the meaning of the word, but the meaning itself is Only Allah Knows.
I am Not a scholar but its one of the questions that you keep hearing all the time.
Keep Exploring brother !
You are awesome man!! 6:34 there starts my favourite part where you intimate Allah. Hahahahahaha
I never get bored watching your videos!
"Christoph Luxenberg in The Syro-Aramaic Reading of the Koran (2000) proposed that substantial portions of the text of the Qur'an were directly taken from Syriac liturgy. His explanation of the disjoined letters is that they are remnants of indications for the liturgical recitation for the Syriac hymns that ended up being copied into the Arabic text"(from Wikipedia). I remember reading a convincing argument for this interpretation somewhere...
I've heard that early Archeologists found mysterious signs, on babylonian clay tablets. After long musing about the indecipherable meaning, they figured out what it was all about.
They where just writing exercises. Anyone else seeing a possible parallel?
I believe so too. But that would too embarrassing for Muslims to admit.
Most cuneiform tablets from bronze and iron age Mesopotamia are about incredibly dull things. I don't know that particular story but it makes sense.
Lots of boring accounting and legal records in all those clay tablets. Everyday business stuff. But there's literature, historical writing, religious statements as well, obviously. The best ones are jokes and complaints.
If mesopotamian polytheism had survived to the present day, I'm sure there would be an kinds of ridiculous mystical claims about many of those dull tablets. Religion does weird things to your brain. Lol
Meem 😂🤣
Wow great info Apost fantastic explaintion to expand our knowledge, salute you
Your the best. Keep up the good work.
Allah had give us the word "meem", which sounds like meme, yet he seems to hate being memed.
“Alif, lam, mem” = “Listen to Slayer”
Great work indeed, keep up the great work
There is a book Esoteric Islam by Sachal Smith that explains the hermetic precepts behind the code of mystery letters. I think that is worth checking out if you may be interested in the occult interpretation of Quran.
AP the islam destroyer😂
Thumbs up from Pakistani x Muslim.
Thumbs up for hell
@@cyrus2631Doesn't exist just like your Allah.
We have one hint what they mean. the one called "Nūn نٓ" is the whale that holds the earth swimming in an ocean.
These other letters could mean other mystical monsters.
I find your videos very informative
so whats up with your take on syriac reading of the quran- some interesting stuff from luxembourg about it, highly recommend
how did I get that cup .love from Fatima
@Jeff Boy and u hindu ? Right
These letters are haphazard arrangements of a confused mind.
One way to look at these letters is it summarise the contents of the chapter concern.For eg the letter Alif means power,strong,leader.Lam means staff,authority and the letter mim means water which represent life.Chapter 2 talks about the authority of God and the human lifes.Chapter 19 have 5 separate opening letters. The kaf letter represent the character of Prophet Zakaria,Ha is a personality of a man,Yahya(Yohana)Ya stands for Maryam,Ain is for the prophet Eesa(Yesua) and the letter Sod characterise the strong unwavering resolution that these 4 incredible person possess.
He is misguided sister.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you nailed it mate!!
I have watched like 50+of your videos but this is my favourite part 6:30
I had watched a video of the ustad from Indonesia said that that's Allah's signature. Hehehe
Alif lam meme xD Mohammed was such a crackhead.. what a legend
Good work! Keep it up! Praying for you to God for strength and peace in your life, so you can keep making these types of videos.
I think it is secret and it may be something like chapters, chapters because they probably can be referenced to parts of the old testament where the quaran copied and changed it to suit the new cult, sorry i mean religion and its new holy book.
I'm so blessed to have you in my life 😂😂😂
"he he he, they don't understand it, I'm so good" 😊👍
Excellent work man.
Apostate Prophet I love your videos brother. In case I ever meet you; I would like to challenge you a Taruf competition.