Funny how Hades never participate in any battle besides the Titanomachy, but he is always willing to give his Helmet to Hermes in the Gigantomachy, or to Athena during the Trojan war. Great uncle.
@@omarsalem1219 They're just bummed that he has been, and still is, frequently adapted as a villain because he's the god of the underworld and Hades literally has the same etymology as "Hell"; both mean "Hidden, covered, or unseen.". The reason Hell is exclusively bad in Christianity is because the good part, Abraham's Bosom, is no longer there. Still, I agree that there's a point where the so called "underdog" becomes overrated.
@@omarsalem1219 well but there is a lot of characters in greek mythology that barely appears, so this is not a demerit for Hades. The fanboying over Hades is ok, the only aspect that i not like about it is that it paints Hades to much as a good guy, when he was one the most terryifing gods for the ancients greeks (not because of his appearance that was exactly like his two brothers) because people feared being punished in his realm. In Erebus, you have no other god that you can pray besides Hades and Persephone, so you better not make they angry. But he is a great uncle because he always helps his family, contrary to movies that depicts him as a traitor evil god.
@@sonofcronos7831 man, Socrates literally described Hades as the most amazing being in existence(the guy is so amazing that nobody leaves the underworld because he is too amazing)
2:47 “ Alright Otis , who of the olympians do you want as a wife “ “ I want artermis , the maiden virgin goddess who one defining trait is that she doesn’t want to be married” “ That’s tight bro , I want Hera yknow the wife of Zeus who is rlly doesn’t like unfaithfulness in marriages “
There was another instance of people who wanted wives that they probably shouldn't have. Like Paris and his buddy, they wanted to take other people's wives as their own. Paris started the Troy war with his and his buddy got punished by Hades for trying to take Persephone.
I love the little scene of like Zeus: * aggressive electrocutions * Poseidon: * agresssive trident stabbings * Hades: Visible. In-visible. Visible. Invisible.
The real victim in all this is Gaia having all of her children either killed or imprisoned, I really feel sorry for her. Also Artemis having a gun taped to her bow is just brilliant.
Learning the actual story of the Gigantomachy makes it really funny when Riordanverse fans complain about the characters "cheating" to beat the Giants in Heroes of Olympus. Not that their complaints aren't reasonable, but it's more an original sin of the mythology than a flaw in the books' writing.
I know you cover mythology but will or would you cover the Arthurian legends? I would love to see the comedy and animation and (satire?) that you put into your mythology stories and animations into it. Your vids are always a treat
Jake would probably come up with an interesting unconventional design for Merlin, considering Merlin is... a half-demon. I'm guessing he'll put tiny horns above his forehead or something.
@@moisesinfantes2797 Ah yes the mythology where norse and greek entities never once interacted because Scandinavia and Greece are about 1,500 miles away from eachother
Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that Otus and Ephialtes captured Ares WHILE they were trying to get Hera and Artemis; and Artemis turned into a deer because she was aiding Hermes in Ares' rescue. Edit: Also, Ares was their prisoner for thirteen months, not three.
"And they, all but Ocean, attacked him, and Cronus cut off his father's genitals and threw them into the sea." I'm just picturing Oceanus being like, "Bro, what the hell?! I said I didn't want to get involved! Why are you throwing dad's junk at me?!"
Cronus actually trew the genitals into his uncle Pontus, the primordial Sea. Altrough Oceanus name is the base for the name Ocean we used today, it dont refer to the salt sea but to a mythical fresh water river in the ends of the world. Funny enough percy jackson literaly uses that joke too
@@sonofcronos7831 Well, originally it did refer to a freshwater river, but later on when the Greeks realized that wasnt a thing he was instead equated with the Atlantic
The Idea alone of a Titanic creature being scared of a pissed off woman using somones SKIN as armor have to be one of the best cases of female empowerment i ever seen
@@limkailuen3022o i understand where you’re coming from, Artemis did not gun down any titans (unless you count Orion?) but the way you phrased your sentence sounds like titans ceased to exist during her birth- which is not true 😆 her mother is literally a titan Edit: orion is a giant not a titan
Y'know, it was actually some physical stress on Gaia; considering that Tartarus is INSIDE her. Basically her offspring were getting shoved back into her "womb" (Yeah, the thought is kinda gruesome.).
I love your videos, you joke about not having other people to do the voices and all that but I love these just as they are and your humor and all its just perfection ❤❤❤
I fucking cracked up when I noticed the Gun Artemis is using is taped to the tip of her arrow to be combo'd with her perpetually resisting to let go of the arrow animation she's used when talking to people and delivering babies XD
I like this video, It’s something I haven’t seen anything to do with the giants just goes to show that there is always something that we won’t know and thanks you for your work
2:50 I think Hera would definitely agree to that only because it would get revenge on Zeus for doing this exact thing with the genders reversed x3000. Her knowing only about 20% of them. But that’s only the one’s philosophers managed to remember and write down. 😬
Hi jake, I animating Your character, On your Profile picture, in Crazy war. With everyone's characters saving multiverse too jake doubleyoo, with tankman and pico from newgrounds. Evil purple things killing them. Those evil purple invasion are super strong, and very powerful too. And blood N' gore everywhere. :'(
Now I'm curious: what did Gaia expect Zeus to do with the Titans? Just let them walk free so they can keep trying to throw her children back into Tartarus?
One thing that always bothered me in Heros of Olympus 3 (Mark of Athena) is that the giants Otis and Ephialtes, and the sons of Posideon, were merged into the same characters, likely formed off of Rick Riordan not knowing the names were just a coincidence.
TBF I doubt they were a coincidence, more likely Ephialtes was a character who everyone agreed was a giant but different traditions gave him different myths and parentage
@@Secretly_Demeter Poseidon said "wow this is the las time I have mutually consentual intercourse" and Zeus, instead of taking it as "don't have sex" he takes it as "don't have consentual sex". For more information, see "list of Zeus' kids with mortals"
There's an amazing frieze of this war on the Pergamon Altar that shows not just the gods listed here but a HUGE number of Greek gods fighting the gigantes. Like, Rhea, Leto, Ceto, Helios, Eos, Pontus, Theia, Nerius, Doris, Aether, Oceanus, Tethys, Semele, Dione, Eros, Selene, and possibly even Nyx are all there. It's crazy.
Hey Jake love your content and I was wondering if you could maybe cover some greek sources containing the cyclopes maybe the odyssey where the story of the cyclops with the sheep came from sorry forgot his name
Wait I just realized something, Since Pallas is immortal and he got skinned by Athena, that means he is skinless, that’s pretty messed up, Imagine coming across a skinless god of war
Giants are not exactly immortal. She skinned the giant Palas, not the Titan god Palas. However gods can regenerate things human cannot way faster. For example, when Zeus tissues were ripped off by Typhon, he did not grew back, but he was remerged with them later thanks to some of his sons and he is just fine. Ouranos genitals did not grow back. Prometheus liver however grew back everyday. So the organs that can grow back in humans (like liver) can also grow back in gods way faster. Since human skin regenerate, is likely that a god skin can also regenerate way faster. But if you take a god organ, and if that god organ is the same as a human organ that cant grow back, them the organ will not go back and the god will be immobilized (like Zeus against Typhon) basically forever. However his organ can be sewed back again and the god can recover.
Lol there was one where Gaia shacked up with Tartarus, so Gaia hooked up with the very same Abyss that imprisoned her kids Edit 1 minute ago: while her kids were still inside Tartarus...
Hi, I’m too lazy to research further but I say this art piece depicting a statue of Chiron captured by cupid. Is there a story behind this or just a fun crossover?
Hmm how strong were these weapons cause from the animation the titans are like 10 times as big as the gods yeh sure he explained but the titans should have atleast gotten 5 kills in on the god
There is at least one legend that claimed that Pallas was Athena's father, and she flayed him for trying to rape her. There's also another legend where Pallas was just a giant that she killed.
Pallas is not the titan, but a giant with the same name, so she took out the skin of a giant to make a armor. The site Theoi claims however that this giant is the same as the titan god Pallas, who by this point would presumably in Tartarus
@@Galactic_birdsthat is one of the origins of her name. Another one for example claims that she aciddentally k1lled her friend Pallas, daughter of Triton, and took her name.
I was reminded that at least some era of Greek thought was “if you’re pretty, then you’re also good. If you’re ugly, you’re bad” And now the banishment of the Heckin-chonkaries (That’s how my mind always hears it) seems as bad/worse but less random
the idea that Artemis, goddess of the hunt to just straight up have a gun is amazing
Yes
2:11 Artemis doesn’t even use hunting guns, just a nine
(deep and raspy) *"This* is a _gun?!?_
Gotta ice some fools sometimes
No
The lesson at the end is one to remember for generations to come
Come
Ok EDP445
Oh god
Or not! Very likely not. Definitely not.
At the end of the day, it’s night
Funny how Hades never participate in any battle besides the Titanomachy, but he is always willing to give his Helmet to Hermes in the Gigantomachy, or to Athena during the Trojan war. Great uncle.
Hades has to welcome the aftermath of war, he is good at his job… you could say too good.
How do you people manage to still needlesly praise hades even when he is barley a part of the story when will this fanboying Stop
@@omarsalem1219 They're just bummed that he has been, and still is, frequently adapted as a villain because he's the god of the underworld and Hades literally has the same etymology as "Hell"; both mean "Hidden, covered, or unseen.". The reason Hell is exclusively bad in Christianity is because the good part, Abraham's Bosom, is no longer there. Still, I agree that there's a point where the so called "underdog" becomes overrated.
@@omarsalem1219 well but there is a lot of characters in greek mythology that barely appears, so this is not a demerit for Hades. The fanboying over Hades is ok, the only aspect that i not like about it is that it paints Hades to much as a good guy, when he was one the most terryifing gods for the ancients greeks (not because of his appearance that was exactly like his two brothers) because people feared being punished in his realm. In Erebus, you have no other god that you can pray besides Hades and Persephone, so you better not make they angry.
But he is a great uncle because he always helps his family, contrary to movies that depicts him as a traitor evil god.
@@sonofcronos7831 man, Socrates literally described Hades as the most amazing being in existence(the guy is so amazing that nobody leaves the underworld because he is too amazing)
2:47
“ Alright Otis , who of the olympians do you want as a wife “
“ I want artermis , the maiden virgin goddess who one defining trait is that she doesn’t want to be married”
“ That’s tight bro , I want Hera yknow the wife of Zeus who is rlly doesn’t like unfaithfulness in marriages “
Pls tell me that is in the video
It isn’t sorry
There was another instance of people who wanted wives that they probably shouldn't have. Like Paris and his buddy, they wanted to take other people's wives as their own. Paris started the Troy war with his and his buddy got punished by Hades for trying to take Persephone.
I read Magnus chase too much so my instant thought was ”Otis? As in, the goat?”
@@dr.bright6272 i think it was theseus and his buddy that did it
I love the little scene of like
Zeus: * aggressive electrocutions *
Poseidon: * agresssive trident stabbings *
Hades: Visible. In-visible. Visible. Invisible.
At least you can see Zeus coming (that’s what she said), feel Poseidon’s anger but Hades explains why we all fear the dark.
0:35 to all people wondering
The real victim in all this is Gaia having all of her children either killed or imprisoned, I really feel sorry for her. Also Artemis having a gun taped to her bow is just brilliant.
Learning the actual story of the Gigantomachy makes it really funny when Riordanverse fans complain about the characters "cheating" to beat the Giants in Heroes of Olympus. Not that their complaints aren't reasonable, but it's more an original sin of the mythology than a flaw in the books' writing.
oh thats where Gigantomachia's name came from, didn't know how i missed that
And I thought the characters didn't cheat nearly as much as they could
Huh? How did they cheat?
@@xsxeno Percy killed one of the Giants by hitting him with a living statue of the god of frontiers, and also other things
@@eravernMHA reference?
I know you cover mythology but will or would you cover the Arthurian legends? I would love to see the comedy and animation and (satire?) that you put into your mythology stories and animations into it. Your vids are always a treat
Ohmygod pleeeaaassssseeee
Interesting fact: King Arthur is actually a notable character in Welsh mythology
Jake would probably come up with an interesting unconventional design for Merlin, considering Merlin is... a half-demon. I'm guessing he'll put tiny horns above his forehead or something.
Can't wait to hear about gawain, the man who's strength would rise with the sun and reach a peak at noon everyday.
"That's the last time I'm having mutually consensual intercourse" is a quote I was not expecting to hear today
That gave me straight-up psychic damage.
Well, they dealt with giants much more effectively than the norse gods
Norse giants scale higher.
Bruh what, according to whom?
@@hamesthebeautiful3830 Mythology.
@moisesinfantes2797 what is your source?
@@moisesinfantes2797 Ah yes the mythology where norse and greek entities never once interacted because Scandinavia and Greece are about 1,500 miles away from eachother
Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that Otus and Ephialtes captured Ares WHILE they were trying to get Hera and Artemis; and Artemis turned into a deer because she was aiding Hermes in Ares' rescue.
Edit: Also, Ares was their prisoner for thirteen months, not three.
No corrections needed
@@peralta8525 Thanks.
Yea that's also how I remembered the myth but I guess there are many versions of it
The story is told in the Iliad, in the Odyssey and in Apolodorus with some modifications. Sometimes Ares is captured, other times he is not, etc
"And they, all but Ocean, attacked him, and Cronus cut off his father's genitals and threw them into the sea."
I'm just picturing Oceanus being like, "Bro, what the hell?! I said I didn't want to get involved! Why are you throwing dad's junk at me?!"
Kronos: "cause you're a coward"
Cronus actually trew the genitals into his uncle Pontus, the primordial Sea. Altrough Oceanus name is the base for the name Ocean we used today, it dont refer to the salt sea but to a mythical fresh water river in the ends of the world.
Funny enough percy jackson literaly uses that joke too
@@sonofcronos7831 Well, originally it did refer to a freshwater river, but later on when the Greeks realized that wasnt a thing he was instead equated with the Atlantic
Cool vid your what got me into Greek Mythology and inspired me to write a book set in Greek Mythology
Ah yes. Artemis and her renowned *GUN BOW*
The Idea alone of a Titanic creature being scared of a pissed off woman using somones SKIN as armor have to be one of the best cases of female empowerment i ever seen
That and my Queen artemis gunning down a giant
Artemis was borned after the Titan war , so how would she be able to gun down a Titan ?
@@limkailuen3022 Sorry, i got i little confused
@@limkailuen3022she gunned a giant, not a titan
@@limkailuen3022o i understand where you’re coming from, Artemis did not gun down any titans (unless you count Orion?) but the way you phrased your sentence sounds like titans ceased to exist during her birth- which is not true 😆 her mother is literally a titan
Edit: orion is a giant not a titan
Yo Athena is kinda mad for that one, skinning a god for armour and just tossing islands at the Giants💀💀
she's just that chill, ya know? that's why she's my favorite out of all LOL.
New video can’t wait to watch it love your vids you deserve way more credit your videos are funny educational and just so entertaining
Y'know, it was actually some physical stress on Gaia; considering that Tartarus is INSIDE her. Basically her offspring were getting shoved back into her "womb" (Yeah, the thought is kinda gruesome.).
and you know somebody's masturbating to it (I have the misfortune of knowing that unbirth is a fetish)
@@dorkfish1275 ...yeah, let's not go there.
It's less of a womb and more of an a-hole. Which is even worse somehow.
@@cancerguy5435 ...I'd imagine. o_o
@@cancerguy5435 forbidden buttplugs.....no wonder she's pissed
This is my first time hearing about the giants, the only thing I knew about the castration was it made Aphrodite
The castration that gave birth to Aphrodite was Kronos's
The one that gave birth to the giants was Uranus'
No, Kronos was never castrated. The sea foam created when Uranus’ dick fell into the sea became Aphrodite. The blood became the Giants.
@@History-yq5ou his blood also created the furies
I love your videos, you joke about not having other people to do the voices and all that but I love these just as they are and your humor and all its just perfection ❤❤❤
I fucking cracked up when I noticed the Gun Artemis is using is taped to the tip of her arrow to be combo'd with her perpetually resisting to let go of the arrow animation she's used when talking to people and delivering babies XD
2:38 “and now look at the big baby!”
The big baby: “Wah!”
Heracles is such a badass
you know it is a good day when jake uploads
Can you do Celtic mythology next?
I second this. I know next to nothing about it
Thank you for saying Uranus the correct way
I like this video, It’s something I haven’t seen anything to do with the giants just goes to show that there is always something that we won’t know and thanks you for your work
2:50 I think Hera would definitely agree to that only because it would get revenge on Zeus for doing this exact thing with the genders reversed x3000. Her knowing only about 20% of them. But that’s only the one’s philosophers managed to remember and write down. 😬
I love your videos jake
Hi jake, I animating Your character, On your Profile picture, in Crazy war.
With everyone's characters saving multiverse too jake doubleyoo, with tankman and pico from newgrounds. Evil purple things killing them. Those evil purple invasion are super strong, and very powerful too. And blood N' gore everywhere. :'(
I had 3 minutes and this is perfect.
Ideas:
#1: Korean mythology
#2: Isis and The Seven Scorpions
That could be interesting.
Boutta binge watch this channel all over again
i can't believe Ares got the cursed pony treatment, smdh
The way you pronounce uranus is actually more consistant with other languages, i like it
Now I'm curious: what did Gaia expect Zeus to do with the Titans? Just let them walk free so they can keep trying to throw her children back into Tartarus?
1:36 Zeus and Heracles: *doing the famous Atreus, Kratos team up against Baldur*
Gaia: can y’all stop sending each other to Tartarus, for FIVE MINUTES.
One thing that always bothered me in Heros of Olympus 3 (Mark of Athena) is that the giants Otis and Ephialtes, and the sons of Posideon, were merged into the same characters, likely formed off of Rick Riordan not knowing the names were just a coincidence.
TBF I doubt they were a coincidence, more likely Ephialtes was a character who everyone agreed was a giant but different traditions gave him different myths and parentage
Do part 2 Greek complation
Hi Jake LOVE Your Vids Please Just MOAR (More Bible Please or Norse)
I’m so excited to watch this
Im your 114th
Iike! Love your vids Jake!❤
Everyone go read Stephen Fry's books, Mythos and Heroes. The writing is satirical and so funny but extremely educational.
Got those for my birthday, fell in love with em. Helps that Stephen Fry is one of my favourite actors/writers.
I just got to the heroes of Olympus series I really needed a video about this
The story of the twins excited me more, maybe because I pictured toddlers stacking mountains on each other with reckless abandon.
3:07
Oh, Nice.
...
OH NO
I didn’t get it can you please tell me the joke
@@Secretly_Demeter Poseidon said "wow this is the las time I have mutually consentual intercourse" and Zeus, instead of taking it as "don't have sex" he takes it as "don't have consentual sex". For more information, see "list of Zeus' kids with mortals"
@@facundocadaa9020 thank you for telling me
best part of my Saturday
Not the jar 💀
Ares be Like there: MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE
There's an amazing frieze of this war on the Pergamon Altar that shows not just the gods listed here but a HUGE number of Greek gods fighting the gigantes. Like, Rhea, Leto, Ceto, Helios, Eos, Pontus, Theia, Nerius, Doris, Aether, Oceanus, Tethys, Semele, Dione, Eros, Selene, and possibly even Nyx are all there. It's crazy.
And hemera ?I mean aether is there sooo
@@aithne1457 Not all of them are preserved, I wouldnt be surprised if she had been there
Could you stop throwing my children in the pit!? - Gaia
Hey Jake love your content and I was wondering if you could maybe cover some greek sources containing the cyclopes maybe the odyssey where the story of the cyclops with the sheep came from sorry forgot his name
0:22 "And that kids is when comminism was invented."
Wait I just realized something, Since Pallas is immortal and he got skinned by Athena, that means he is skinless, that’s pretty messed up, Imagine coming across a skinless god of war
Giants are not exactly immortal. She skinned the giant Palas, not the Titan god Palas.
However gods can regenerate things human cannot way faster. For example, when Zeus tissues were ripped off by Typhon, he did not grew back, but he was remerged with them later thanks to some of his sons and he is just fine. Ouranos genitals did not grow back. Prometheus liver however grew back everyday. So the organs that can grow back in humans (like liver) can also grow back in gods way faster. Since human skin regenerate, is likely that a god skin can also regenerate way faster. But if you take a god organ, and if that god organ is the same as a human organ that cant grow back, them the organ will not go back and the god will be immobilized (like Zeus against Typhon) basically forever. However his organ can be sewed back again and the god can recover.
I love the idea that every god just comes pre installed with a perfectly sized gun in the pocket.
Yes, choosing the two Goddesses that would actually be against marrying you is a great idea.
Tbh chucking sicily at someone isnt a strategy to resolve arguments i considered so far
Love these videos.
I know this isn’t related to the hole point of the video but I love how mythology has some variation of “and then there was this asshole”
Can you do Amphitrite?
I think "The Blood of Zeus" anime was based on this
My favorite bittersweet moment is the earth, talking. And everyone is yea yea yea
Wonderful video
Lol there was one where Gaia shacked up with Tartarus, so Gaia hooked up with the very same Abyss that imprisoned her kids
Edit 1 minute ago: while her kids were still inside Tartarus...
En-ka-la-dos for Enceladus is frightening
Last joke - golden.
Hi, I’m too lazy to research further but I say this art piece depicting a statue of Chiron captured by cupid. Is there a story behind this or just a fun crossover?
Uranus really took mommy to a whole new level.
The story with Otus and Ephialtes is one the weirdest in Greek Mythology
that ending...
dont tell me they both....dear lord....
I was thinking of a video about the myth of sisyphus and others that made the olympian gods angry.
Hope you make vid on Greco Roman mythology syncretism
Interesting plan from the twins You know *MARRY 2 GODDESSES THAT ARE GUARANTEED NOT TO BE DOWN*
Zeus almost got his wife, Hera raped...! WHAT THE HECK ??!
Thx I only know Greek bc of you
i liked seeing the greek gods all working together
Babe wake up, new mythology lore just dropped
ooh Ares ended up in a terrarium
Hmm how strong were these weapons cause from the animation the titans are like 10 times as big as the gods yeh sure he explained but the titans should have atleast gotten 5 kills in on the god
Rick and Morty have an episode inspired by this story
"Athena skined the god Pallas" excuse me she did WHAT!?
Yeah, that's why she's nicknamed "Pallas Athena"
There is at least one legend that claimed that Pallas was Athena's father, and she flayed him for trying to rape her.
There's also another legend where Pallas was just a giant that she killed.
Pallas is not the titan, but a giant with the same name, so she took out the skin of a giant to make a armor. The site Theoi claims however that this giant is the same as the titan god Pallas, who by this point would presumably in Tartarus
@@Galactic_birdsthat is one of the origins of her name. Another one for example claims that she aciddentally k1lled her friend Pallas, daughter of Triton, and took her name.
And that's why we always use protection!
You should make a video about Sisyphus
perfect thing to watch while eating
Holy crap, Athena is a straight up ruthless psychopath! 😨
I SAW IT BEFORE HALF AN HOUR AFTER UPLOAD
ANOTHER W VIDEO FROM JAKE
I was reminded that at least some era of Greek thought was “if you’re pretty, then you’re also good. If you’re ugly, you’re bad”
And now the banishment of the Heckin-chonkaries (That’s how my mind always hears it) seems as bad/worse but less random
WOAH 52 seconds ago this was uploaded 😂😮
You could choose to pronounce it as the Greeks did: Oo-rah-nus. That also works.
Best animater
Schlong blood is not someone I ever expected to hear...ever
Did Pallas do something to Athena? Or did she just decided to skin him?
Day 3 of asking Jake to make a video about Menoetius the titan
can u make a video on Eros pls
Hey could you tell any stories of the greek winds (anemoi)
You forgot about periboia giantess
I can't wait for your take on the Christian Exodus 😂❤
Artemis came through with the Glizzy 😂
2:42 oh no