Steampianist - Secrets of Wysteria - Feat. Vocaloid Oliver
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
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"Morb and i are back with a very simple song for halloween and im happy to announce we are currently working on a "full album" and this is the first of two that will be free to download :)"
Happy Halloween
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A Horrid Letter
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Produced and composedby Steampianist
Video and Lyrics by morbid-morsel
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As a long time fan of Steampianist's works I suggest you check out some his other music seriously. All of his music is genuinely good.
His newest release “Ang Cariñosa” is SOOOOOO good and I feel very grateful to have my culture be recognized by someone who I look up to. 🇵🇭🥺
@Sam Hudson Shut up then
@@silverstarredanimations what did they reply say?
@@Hyenaaman they said no
Very true
Also fact: Wysteria is a vine that blooms hanging purple flowers. It’s beautiful and deadly. The cottage he killed Grace in was known to the nearby town as the Wysteria cottage
What ..
Its *HYSTERIA*
Stella Draws what?
@@zipzedziltch1813 nvm lol
ANGELSdragon
one of albert fish’s nicknames was the werewolf of wysteria
I like how Olivier is suppose to be a 12 year old soprano who voices puppycat but he sings about the scariest shit
he hits flower and then cries when she swears at him, don't forget that!
Is this song by a girl or boy-
@@poisonroses2823 "song" as in the singer or????
@@iijel0e as in the singer
SoftCookieHearts ah okay--- it's Oliver, an english vocaloid
I think that one of the worst parts about this case was that the mom was dyslexic, so Edward, who was the original planned victim, had to sit and read the entire letter aloud to her
oh wow
I think I might be sick hearing that letters read to me by my kid.
@@Neku628 Who wouldn't
she was illiterate actually but the fact that Edward had to read it to her is still horrible
Oh my gosh-
If any of you are confused by "Cyril Quinn ran quick"
Albert Fish found Quinn and a friend playing with a ball and asked if they had lunch; upon them saying they didn't, he invited them to his apartment for sandwiches. While Fish was "busy," Quinn and his friend were wrestling on a mattress. They dislodged the mattress, and found Fish's tools to kill, torture, and mutilate children, which were a small handsaw, a butcher knife, and a meat cleaver, which Fish called his "Implements of Hell."
Upon discovering the weapons, Quinn and his friend ran out of the apartment and escaped.
Damn they really dodged that
Imagine if they behaved and waited 💀
@@chino5811 IKR...if they did not play so rough, there probably would've been 2 more heads in the intro
Hope They Were Okay After That
@@blackchanzx2818 I think they were, mentally traumatized probably, but okay in terms of they are alive.
When having manners in a stranger house can lead you to death 💀
*Why did i return into this song again.*
I’m a minor and I’m actually really disturbed...
@@juzo526 haha same
This is a relatable comment.
*time to kill myself*
Same
I researched so much about Albert fish after this. Apparently he convinced Gracie’s parents the day she was murdered to go with him to a party. I can’t even begin to imagine the guilt and pain her parents must of felt.
....
This shit is so scary
But what about the other boys it wasn't just her
@@nebegemini4700 no one said it was just her??? Stop jumping to conclusions
@@nolord2563 No I didn't say THAT. Nobody is TALKING about them and he also murdered little black boys aswell I am not jumping to conclusions you just can't seem to read my reply properly
@@nebegemini4700 we all feel horrible about this, and of course, for the other victims as well.
But, as you can see, this song is specifics the incident with Grace (and than points out that there were other kids who got murdered too). That’s why most of us are talking about Grace in particular
The fact that this is the true story about Albert Fish, is absolutely terrifying. It makes me sick to my stomach...
Ugh when it showed the cut of fingers i just skipped past it because it just made me uncomfortable-
I studied so much articles, research, and documents of serial killers for psychology but this is the first time I ever felt so disgusted to the out of my stomach, I couldn’t even eat today after reading his Wikipedia. Everything about this man was absolutely vile to the core, I felt like puking multiple times because of it.
TLDR; Studied multiple serial killers but first time ever felt truly disgusted
Bruh I get the chills
I was so intrigued by the case but I didn’t know it would be this disgusting. To think that he was an ACTUAL cannibal that did so many awful things to those children, shows how insane people are. I’m a huge fan of murder cases, but I honestly regret researching his.
Who is him?
Disturbing fact: As Fish grew closer to his execution, he told reporters that he was looking forward to it, reportedly saying, "It will be the only thrill I have not tried."
He was a sadomasochistic monster, so I'm not surprised
He also sent letters to the parents of his victims telling them which parts of his victims tasted best. Absolutely disgusting.
Tf?
@@PREP0STEROUS.015IS THAT A FOUR PFP
@@thirteenly13 not the right time or place to do that bud
Miku: I have the darkest themes
Oliver: *no*
You actually can hear what sounds a bit like Miku singing near the end, specifically from 4:09 through 4:30.
@Christina yea, Kikuo uses Miku if I'm not mistaken
696 likes, noice
Wowaka, with rolling girl: *yes*
me: hold my secrets of wisteria bitch
if youre wondering who the three heads in the beggining were.
they were Albert's victims.
*-Grace Budd*
*-Francis McDonnell*
*-Billy Gaffney*
His three KNOWN victims
@@gremlinguild1345 and from his words,there were 498
@@San-Fran_Cisco 4 ... 498? Almost 500? Fucking Christ, if that's true, I'm going to just ... Vomit.
Thanks....
@Boaty Boat but still,who knows,maybe he didn't,though i want to vomit from the thought he liked the elecrocution
At the beginning of the song, I could hear the sound of sharpening of knives on a hard surface.
Holy shit me too
Same.
@@jackbright2377 this song is based on the true story of serial killer and cannibal Albert Fish
@@JGo623 ....I know. I listened to it in reverse. And curiosity got the better of me.
Oh my god I heard it
Honestly, the story of Albert Fish should be considered a prime example of just how twisted, delirious and evil a person can become. RIP Grace and other poor victims.
Moreso that he most likely became like this because mental illnesses were running deep in the family and he grew up in a orphanage were he was mistreated by sadistic people.
For me it would be Josef Fritzl. cause as horrible and disgusting Fish was, there are thousand of others like him. whereas to Fritzl, he's still the only recorded father that has that kind of crime.
Poor Grace and those other poor children, they should’ve lived not that monster that murdered them
@@voldemortthenoselessfreak2126 for me it's Peter G Scully
@@voldemortthenoselessfreak2126 true, but there’s something about fish that is especially disgusting in my opinion. His overall demeanor was odd and I think the sadomasochist tendencies just add on to that. Yes, Fritzl was absolutely horrific and awful but for the time period of Fish and the letters he wrote to the victims parents (and lawyer) just took me back. I think it’s more on perspective and individual opinion but when I think of the absolute worst a human being can become I think of Fish or Scully.
Not very fun fact: Albert fish had a bag with the things he planned on using to kill grace and he almost left them on the train but grace reminded him and even went back and got it for him...
That fact alone hurts my soul
That poor girl... If only she knew..
That really made me say " Nooo :(( "
I never knew a simple comment could physically make me gag.
oh...
The Albert Fish case, a truly stomach churning thing to read about.
- is this a fuckin pun because he ate her - this is fucked up dood!
yo what this got 584 likes, that's cool
@@vigilabo3007 I do particularly enjoy dark humor, but no, I was just making a statement aahaha
"i chocked her to death then cut her in small pieces" "i never raped him, i could, but i didn't, she died as a virgin"
- Albert Fish
Lamp lover 93 and That’s why I’m Terrified i can’t Sleep because of Him eating Poor Gracie...can Someone please try to Make me not be Scared of Albert fish?!
“Hatsune Miku has the darkest vocaloid songs”
Oliver: are you sure about that?
I mean, Spider and the Kitsune-like Lion was really fucking dark.
But this is dark cuz it actually happened.
Nice profile picture
nicx true because okaasan reverse is weird
Weeeeeell have u heard Okaasan?
@@pb1459 original and reverse yes
Lyrics explained:
Little Gracie
Found A Strange House
A Place To Play
Just past all the trees
Killers tend to be secluded about there killings, Gracie was lured by Albert Fish to this sheculded place called wisteria cottage, which is where Albert fish undressed himself in another room where Graice was playing outside, when grace saw him naked she tried to run, but Albert grabbed here and undressed her, but unlike his other victims, he claims he did not molest her, instead, she was strangled to death by his hands. He did chopped her up and cooked her body, it too him 9 days to eat her. On his way home, he took a box of Grace's ears home with him on a train. Graces skull and other bones were found at wysteria cottege 6 years after she was murdered when Albert fish was finally caught.
Swift Sharp Needles
Do Spot His Face
Before He Feeds
On The Sheep's White Fleech
Albert Fish was a sado-machoist, he took pleasure I hurting others and himself, so much so he stuck needles into his penis for pleasure. The feeding on the sheep's flock can refer to Grace, but the other 400 children that fell to his molesting during his life. He was seen by many psychological professionals, but was said to be disturbingly sexual in violent ways but otherwise sane. Which could also refer to how so many could have caught him before he did what he did.
Phantasmagorical
Willows Of Wisteria
A Memorial
A Crescendo
Of Hysteria
This is pretty basic but also sad, it's referring to the children's suffering to his hands, remember he RAPED hundreds of LITTLE CHILDREN, which includeds those as young as 3 YEARS OLD. These children suffered the rest of there lives most likely over what this man did to them. This could reference those who died due to either him raping, eating or strangling them like with Grace.
Little Children
Went Astray
In The Sunny Soil Beneath
Wriggling Worms In Disarray
Hear Them Laughing Underneath
This refers specifically to tgose who did not escape his murderous grasp and fell victem to Albert Fish. The "laughing underneath" could mean that even when there gone, they countined to haunt Fish till his death, and all the others that failed to stop Fish.
Counting
Ten, Nine, Zero Fingers
Won't You Come And Play
The Gray Man's Game
Move Quick
Be An
Artful Dodger
When The Cleavers
Start Swishing In Flames
The "Gray Man" is a nickname for Albert Fish as he was in his 50s when he started to really kill people. This also refers to those who actually escaped Albert's grasp. A boy, Gyril Quinn and his friend manged to escape him after finding Albert's murder weapons before he could use them, and knew this guy was trying to hurt them, so they qucikly left and manged to safe there lives. Unfortunately, not many were as fortunate. A majority of his victims didn't know until it was to late.
Phantasmagorical
Willows Of Wisteria
A Memorial
A Crescendo
Of Hysteria
Another comment mentioned this, this is not the official meaning, but "Phantasmagorial" means to appear trustworthy, safe, kind and honest. This is what Albert Fish was, a dishonest monster. It refers to the Wsytera cottage were little Gracie died as a memorial to all that have died and honestly that seem to fit.
Little Children
Went Astray
In The Sunny
Soil Beneath
Wiggling Worms In Disarray
Hear Them Laughing Underneath
Same as the last one. But this could refer to more of common times too. These children are no longer laughing at Albert, but at humanity for failing them. If the psychological professionals just issued a order for him to be locked up, or his kids were way more concerned them they were, then maybe these little kids wouldn't have been raped and killed.
Albert Fish is most likely the worst child killer and rapist ever in history.
May his victims rest in peace;
(Known victims by police and Fish himself)
William Gaffney, age 8 (body never recovered, but belived to have been thrown into a river)
Francis McDonnell, age 4 (found hanging from a tree, sexually assaulted before death)
Grace Budd, age 10 (bones such has her skull were found in the walls of the wsyteria cabin were she was killed, nonthing else due to us not knowing if fish even ate the girl)
(The following others are only suspected to be killed by Albert Fish, but they still deserve to be known)
Emma Richardson, Age 5
Yetta Abranowitz, age 12
Robin Jane Liu, age 6
Mary Ellen O'Connor, age 16
Benjamin Collings, age 17
I personally believe that he may still have other victims besides these ones, but we may never know...
This is more of informative comment, if you know something else, please let me know!
Thanks for this analysis, such an eye opener!
Omg i didnt know this was based on real lifr 😢
Amazing in depth analysis. Thank you! I hope you don't mind making one small addition? At the end of the song, there's a bunch of weird sounds. This is intentional backmasking. If you play the song backwards, you'll hear the messed up letter Albert Fish wrote to Grace's family after he was caught. It shows he had no remorse for what he did (absolutely sickening). I know it technically isn't part of the lyrics, but still an interesting fact.
@@halogd5939 heres the ‘translation’ of the message at the end of the song👇 (tw for graphic description)
“I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so that i could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven, it took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her though. I couldve, had i wished. She died a virgin”
THANKSSS😊
I see no one talking about the finger part, so I'll try my best at explaining.
Fish was very much into masochism, and played a "game" with his own children in which they would sit on his back and hold up a certain number of fingers for Fish to guess. If he got it wrong, they would hit him with a paddle on his buttocks as many times as the number of fingers they held up.
The mother of Francis McDonnell, an eight year old victim, when she saw Albert Fish earlier on the day her child was abducted, described him as "just looking faded and gray," thus earning him the nickname of "the Gray Man."
This knowledge coupled with the fact that Fish cannibalized his victims (over fifty severed fingers were found in his home after his death) can explain the lines about the fingers and playing "the Gray Man's game".
I was thinking the same about that line of the song but I did not know he is keeping fingers, all I know is that he have cut an person penis of and keep it (that man is just strange)
At least 3 people dies, but at least 3 were injured.
@@wirtz7223 Three ppl who are confirmed is died. Albert have said he have killed more ppl. There is a change that he killed other children who disabled or African American and more. Albert have name the other victims but the police can only confirmed three victims so there is a high change that he killed more then three
@@GothyBunny but also a high “change” for more than 3 people being injured. At least 6 people were victims, but it’s highly unlikely.
@@GothyBunny also I never wanna see this video again, and I get notif’s from people replying xd
I’m okay if you wanna reply.
Ya know this is one of the few times I wished I'd stayed in the dark about the history of something.
..yep...
Me to. It's just...
Sad..
Honestly same
Yeah. I wish I just clicked away when this song (the backwards version) was in my recommendation. After hearing the backwards version, I researched it. And wish I just,, didn't read a whole article about this.
I found out about this in a creepy vocaloid vid and I wished I didn’t
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For school they asked us to make a Halloween story and my team made it about Albert Fish and we placed the song on the background when we where done a girl told us "well thanks to you I will have nightmares"
Hikari Okumura NANAMIS ALIVE IN UR PROF PIC YAY
Hikari Okumura lol
Hikari Okumura lol
Hikari Okumura thats what i did we think alike cool cool cool
Lmao a song where it talks about eating a little girl *claps* such a good thing to play in school
The Albert fish case is probably one of the most disgusting and disturbing serial killer cases I’ve ever heard about.
I could honestly go on for a while about the case and how gross and messed up in the head he was.
The way he killed the 3 children (that he was actually charged for, there was most likely many other children and people he wasn’t charged for murdering) was so gross.
I do hope the victims Rest In Peace.
Albert fish was born in may 19 1870
I'm just saying, but the "Swift, sharp, needles" part could've been a reference to how he put needles in his pelvic region
Was hoping someone would mention this. He was such a sick, twisted creature.
wait wtf
I thought the same.
Excuse me-
Ew wtf
11 year old me: AHHH SPOOKY SCARY NIGHTMARES!!!
Me now: *ah shit here we go again*
Oof same with me exact I was nine XD
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Your exactly right when i heard it from gd
Im nine and i can handle it
11 year old me: ah shit here we go again
Me now: Spooky scary nightmares!
Someone: the daughter of evil is the darkest vocaloid song
Oliver: hold my hat
Fun fact: There are plenty more dark af songs Oliver sings
@@spirit_wind I want some examples! ( Excluding tarantula)
@@spirit_wind i love that song so much
@@aaronfields9579 same :>
How about Gomen ne Gomen ne?
You know, that song about a girl being abused by her father :'( I shouldn't remember that 🥴
Oliver: voices Puppycat, a rlly cute fat kitten/dog who goes on magical adventures and plays games abt eggs
Also Oliver:
til that a vocaloid voices puppycat 💀
How is it a cat abd dog
@@Harsovoimaawell there is this kinda adult show on Netflix named Bee and Puppycat, Puppycat is a magical being that takes the form of a cat, but the smell of a dog. If u wanna watch it I prefer either on Netflix or RUclips.
me at 2 in the morning:
ah yes, enslaved nightmares
Me at 6 in the morning :c
They didnt put a warning 😔
5am sux it
i shouldn't have watched this when i have ocd :D
1:40am over here.
Decided to work to this song.
Today is the same day that Albert had gotten executed. Just an interesting fact that I thought would go with this.
Thank you
FINEALLY THAT MAN IS DEAD
@@Teeth_gatherer he died in 1936, i mean, you aren’t wrong
@@Teeth_gatherer albert died because of a electric chair btw
His last words were “I don’t even know why I’m here” - Albert Fish
I did a school project on Albert Fish and got a 95. The 5 points off was because I put in "too much detail".
Domanick Mixon cowards
Wow
wow
Wow-
Wow
I love how the lyrics use such simple words and then pulls out, "phantasmagorical"
Fun fact of the day. Grace didn't stumble upon the house. She was invited to a supposed birthday party by Albert fish. And her mother let her go with the man. Thinking that it was going to be a harmless birthday party. About 2 weeks later she gets a letter saying basically it took 9 days to eat her entire body.
Fun?
Tf is wrong with u
@@merequetengue3590 please be quiet. If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d break wind🖕🏻
@@The_Queen-z8q
Cry about it
@@merequetengue3590 wdym
@@yes-fu5ze
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The fact that this happened in my hometown is even more scarier, luckily this happened a long time ago but still I get chills, I always play in strange areas, thank god I wasn’t born in that time 😢😢
You’re living at a trace of tragedy and horror. It’s cool, maybe because I’m in into scary and crime stuff, but is also terrifying.
@@risingstar9903 I know right! It’s like scary and cool at the same time
These things still happen...
It's only unheard of.
@@wishingarts omg!! Now I am scared 😱
If you ever see a ghost of a little girl, please wave.
Song: "Won't you come and play the Gray man's game?"
Me: Sorry, busy calling the police
Same 😂
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@Brooklyn Domberg me too
Dude have u listened to the backwards version
Grey Man was a name for child murder Albert Fish
the creepiest part of this song is that this was based on a true story
The letter the werewolf of wysteria wrote to Grace's mom is at the end of the video, it's just backwards
@@ง̀-́ง-ญ2ซ so basically when you reverse secrets of wysteria it has a LOT I mean a LOT of secret messages there
@@ง̀-́ง-ญ2ซwerewolf?
Согласн..
i find this song more sad than scary tbh since it was based of a true story.
Carolina Meh I hope he was tormented by visions of the children he killed as he died.
holy spit, you're probably right. God dangit.
with two massive electric jolts from the electric chair, first one failed due to the pins lodged in his body, I hope the visions were more painful than the shocks themselves. Although...he did find pleasure in inflicting pain upon others and having pain inflicted on himself.
Danielle Wilson 13 pins found inside his pelvis
from the paddle
Fun Fact: That weird word "phantasmagorical" means "having a fantastic or deceptive appearance." Albert Fish looked like a sweet old man but was really a monster.
let's not insult monsters
@@xxCrimsonSpiritxx lmao
@@xxCrimsonSpiritxx i do agree. this is offensive to monsters everywhere
Crimson Spirit As a monster, we don’t claim him
Do not insult the spirit
Albert fish was also known to have one of the most horrifying last words before his death. His words were
I dont even know why im here
@Addison Thrasher y'know u can just ignore this comment cause i dont appreciate sarcastic people
@@kotaroukun4622 damn somebody let the haters get to them-
@@dryest-bones not really its just if they have something negative in their mind why even say it
Nelema Ahona calm down. It was only a joke, little miss salty.
@@CrazyOkuuProductions can you not call me little miss salty
Everyone are saying that Albert Fish was an awful man. But honestly, I don't even consider him as a human. I consider him as a demon.
But the thing is, he was human. And that makes him so much more terrifying.
A human did all this.
A common, kind looking elderly man,
*Did all of this.*
That's literally the thing you're not supposed to do when talking about awful people. By saying he's a demon, you're saying a human couldn't be this vile, which is absolutely not true. This is the utter depths of *human* depravity, and we should take steps to prevent this from happening again, because it can and has happened with just plain old humans. This was not a demon.
@@jsw973 UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE PFP???
*watches right before going to bed*
*immediately regrets life choices*
I know that :(
Just a Random Phangirl WELL, I WOKE UP TO THIS SONG- ;-;
The song wasnt thatd bad. The story the song was based on is what keeps me awake
Dude same
why do I even do this?
There were three children mentioned
The first one: ‘little Gracie’- Grace budd, 1918-1928
The second one: ‘counting 10, 9, 0 fingers’- Billy Gaffney
The third one: (the only survivor) ‘won’t you come and play the grey man’s game; move quick, be an, artful dodger, when the cleavers start switching in flames’- Beatrice Kiel
you forgot francis mcdonnell, although i don't think anything in this song is about him so i see why
@@jobbytop
I couldn’t spot much on him either so yup but I do know about him as well
@@lebrokeanimatator5401 fish cut Billy fingers ´s ? Omg it’s so disgusthing
@@Prutigee
Ears
Nose
Toes
Fingers
He then cut a hole in his stomach and drank his blood before taking what he wanted and dumping the rest of the body in a river. He wrote this in a letter to his parents
@@lebrokeanimatator5401 poor billy rest in peace
He deserved worse. A quick death was too forgiving for such a man.
but . he fucking loved felling pain. so it would just make him a pleasure .-.
@@icebearpl188 yeah that makes sense
IceBear Pl that’s the thing that made him such a monster. You literally cannot hurt him, he’s like the incarnation of pain and evil
He loved pain soo...
Why tf am I watching this at 3 fucking am. I think I need to go to therapy becsuse this is is not okay
it's 3 am here in my country, listening to this alone in a dark room literally gave me chills.
Same. it's also 3 AM in my country
@@SteampianistDid you just reply??? Bro, you're a legend. I'm surprised that you made this song for a very long time because I thought it was a good song because of my taste in music, until now I finally know about Albert Fish. 👁👄👁
I pray for Grace, may she be in Heaven. Although.. I don't know if she would feel comfortable, if she's still alive, hearing her story told through this. It was traumatizing indeed
Shii -Laments she is definitely not alive.
She was eaten by Albert Fish...
if you reverse the backwards part at the end, you'll hear albert say how he killed her, and how he wanted to rape her, quoting "i did not fuck her, though. i could have, had i wished. she died a virgin."
Shii -Laments i think i get what you mean. i think it’s alright to make art about real life atrocities, but there’s a point at which art becomes lurid and indulgent rather than respectful, which is a messy look when you’re dealing with a real human being’s agony. vocaloid horror songs have a tendency to drift into luridness, which is why even though i enjoy them artistically, on an ethical level i think they’re a bit dicey when they’re about real atrocities.
(im pretty sure you meant “if she WAS still alive”)
I Pray for Grace too... She was only a little children but the "M O N S T E R" named Albert Fish ate her.... I hate him so much because i think that Grace was a good children and she is in Heaven now... Poor Grace, i Pray for you 😔🙏
“Though Mrs. Budd was functionally illiterate, she could make out her name- written in neat, bold script- on the front of the envelope. Seating herself at the kitchen table, she carefully tore open the envelope and removed the folded sheet inside. But she had trouble reading what the letter said.
“It was the one time in her life that her illiteracy proved to be a blessing.”
- Harold Schechter, _Deranged: The Shocking True Story of America’s Most Fiendish Killer._
“I write as a habit- just can’t seem to stop.”
- Fish.
So her son, Gracie's brother, had to read it aloud to her.
"It was the one time in her life that her illiteracy proved to be a blessing." I disagree, she had to have her son read it for her. Her own son reading out the words. and her having to listen, what happened to her daughter. How it took 9 days to eat her. It's horrible.
@@mohammednajl5950 oh my god
LMAOO F I S H
What kind of a fucking last name is that 💀
Although creepy and messed up (not at the fault of the artists mind), you cannot deny this song is flawlessly made; being able to play it backwards and forwards for different lyrics is just incredible.
Listening back to the original and noticing the off tune lyrics makes so much more sense now as they are done specifically so the alternate lyrics can be made out.
I'm in awe
IT WAS ABOUT ALBERT FISH IT WAS IN THE FAULT OF THE ARTISTS MIND
Also I agree with many points in this comment
BackuuPack do u know what happend ( the story behind the song)
Queen Bee dogs_Savage
Yes I do if you’re interested search up Albert Fish and the internet will tell you all about it, reader discretion advised ~
BackuuPack yeah ok I hate that guy 😕
BackuuPack i think it’s like larry and lauren sorry if i spelled them wrong
when i heard "kagome kagome" i thought "this is the scariest vocaloid song of all time" now "kagome kagome" is the cutest and most family-friendly song of all time compared to "secrets of wysteria"
Fr
RIP Gracie, Billy, and Francis.
Kannan Saha ... Oh no you don't.
For two reasons. One, victims.
Second, Hetalia.
Kill me
SarahImi He had a ton of victims. The only official proved victims of his were Grace, Billy, and Francis.
Naka !!! I have know clue what you’re trying to say.
SarahImi quin was playing with his friend on fish's bed, they found saws or knives don't remember exactly, they got terrified and left the apartment
Rest in peace ,you poor kids...
This song is both creepy/scary and soothing/calming
The music is calming and soothing while the lyrics are creepy and scary
ღ Galaxy Ali ღ Have you played it backwards?
D_&_the_latest
Yes, a long time ago, it is about a man named Albert Fish or Something (Forgot) he was a serial killer, kidnapper and cannibal
Or so I remember
Ways to stay awake rated:
Coffee: 3/10
Energy drink: 5/10
This song: 11/10
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
gommene: 19/10
@@AraneaSerrket both in one sitting: 100/10
I watch horror movies 10pm- untill i fall asleep
Sierra Gacha reverse them
Yeah, if you think this is bad, she wasn't the only victim.
Albert Fish was a monster, and he tortured many young children (as well as adults) and made all of them die a horrible death.
Wanna know something else?
Albert Fish was a hardcore masochist, and had nails inside of his rectum.
Well, it's theorized that when he got fried in the electrical chair, the nails caused a short circuit, this satiating his masochistic tendencies.
He even died having pleasure.
The man was sick.
I’m Not Sure If Im Correct, I watched Someone Talk About Who Albert Fish Was, But Didn’t He Also Cut Someone Else’s Genital Off And Paid Them Not To Speak About It? (I Could Be Wrong, I Heard This In A 35 Minute Video)
@@Taven_ I believe he did. There's so much he did that I'd believe anything about him
He was a sadomasochist, and even made his two kids spank him with a paddle.
but wait, there's more
as if that wasn't enough, Albert Fish wrote a letter to Grace Budd's mother(which this song actually shows in the end, in reverse), where he described in far too much detail how he killed her
he was the most horrid of monsters, may we never have another case like the Gray Man's again
@@blackjovian9414hold on is this Albert Fish person/thing/monster real?!
The fact that Grace's parents trusted Albert to take care of Grace was just painful
He called himself Howard Frank to hide his identity. Back then anyone trusted anyone.
Bro like sir- My mom knows this sexual shiz that she even saved me once.
Sadly back then, people were MUCH more trusting of other peoples intentions. On top of that, Albert Fish was extremely deceptive and two-faced. He had a good enough reputation as a kind old man that her parents thought Gracie would be fine....you never think someone to be capable of the disgusting things he did. :c
@@SO_LAS613 bro what happened pls tell me if ur comfortable with it
@@air_and_watercooler its fine tbh so
my sibings and i went a metro (store) my dad needed to go for prayer so it was me and my nom and my sisters after that , my big sister spotted a man staring at us. My mom knew exactly what to do so we went somewhere else , he winked at me.
Thing is, he was so utterly fucked up that he didn’t regret anything. He was very open in the end about it and almost prideful. I’m glad he fried
@The Masked Mii 👌✨
Yeah. I heard from other people that his last words were ‘’I don’t even know why I am here.’’ Truly fucked up.
Actually, that’s not quite true. Supposedly, when Billy Gaffney’s mother came to Sing Sing to speak with Fish, he didn’t boast or anything like that. Instead, he refused to see her, and started to cry.
Some also say that he expressed regret for Grace’s murder. These reports say that Fish, immediately after he killed her, felt he would’ve traded his life to bring her back.
It’s important to get the whole picture with people like Fish. Because he was all too real, as are the people just as depraved and dangerous as him, who are undoubtedly at large in the world right now. He wasn’t a remorseless monster, as close as it might seem he came to one.
“Evil is unspectacular and always human,” - W. H. Auden
@@severalcakes3267 eh…
He was glad to be fried too
me: weird song
*listens to it backwards*
me: weirder song
it gets SO much worse when you know it's true
@nagito yea that paragraph at the end was a letter albert fish wrote to the parents of a girl, who he killed and ate
What does the end say backwards?
@ChemicalCheezWhiz击 ikr its horrible, also if you're into serial killer cases look up mr cruel he's pretty bad too
Ok
Story's like this make me scared to be a parent... Also makes me understand all those times I made my mom worry by not coming home on time or talking to strangers... Must be terrifying to raise a child knowing there are people like this out there...
IKR!? i'm gonna listen to my mom about talking to strangers and and going outside alone now..
@@alwaysinseptember11 good, something I should've done when I was a kid
ikr..
Top 10 reasons why I'm going to therapy
Fun fact!
Albert fish was considered a weird parent but didn't abuse his kids. But he did want his kids to hurt him or help hurt him. He also would send detailed letters to the parents of the kidnaped kids. He also had many nicknames like the grey man was one of them I think
Edit: never mind he was abusive weird ass grandpa Joe
@@zackarydoesgacha9510 yeah
@@zackarydoesgacha9510
i think one of the nicknames he went by was “the boogeyman”
@@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915 Oh yeah the boogeyman is also a cool nickname of his, but I personally like the grey man the most
@@zackarydoesgacha9510 WEIRD ASS GRANDPA JOE. HAHAHA.
Watching this at 2am was a terrible idea
LMFAO, UR HERE MOQAX?
Mu quacks 😭✌
Hah
Correct
MOQAX?!
The video gets darker and darker the more u research the real thing that happened
Don't.... Just don't....
I looked it up- I feel absolutely horrible inside. I seriously feel like throwing up, I feel absolutely horrible for all of Albert Fish’s victims
i regret clicking this video, i want to forget everything i just read
This is the one thing that scares every ordinary person.
Because it’s real. People will try to do these things to you and to others, and some have successfully done these things. You could be kidnapped, raped, tortured, killed, mutilated, eaten alive...anything. Don’t trust strangers.
Or you’ll end up like Grace.
@@sharethevoix especially on discord or social media even adults are in danger let's not talk about us kids which is in great danger
i loved this when i was younger because of how disturbing it was, now that i’m older and i can fully comprehend that fish was a real guy and so were his victims it makes me feel sick
still beautifully done
This is creepy as all hell if you know the context of it
It's still creepy even if you don't know the context!
@@spiritbladee
True that
When its sang by a kid it is much creepier
Yep This Was Super Creepy!.
Yea...it's pretty scary. But I feel like knowing the context of it makes it a bit less creepy. That's just me
Not really fun fact: Albert Fish's last words are: I don't even know why I'm here.
as in, why he was in the electric chair, or on the face of the earth?
Edit: y'all I was being sarcastic I know what he meant
@@カメロン-f4k the fact that he even existed in the first place
actually, i've read somewhere that his last words were actually: "
The ultimate thrill, the only one I have never experienced"
@@カメロン-f4k he's wondering why he's in the electric chair because he's a emotionless serial killer
God: 👁👄👁
Me: I dont know why I am here either
Actually this vocaloid song based on true event which actually pretty dark story
in the beginning of the video you can see three headless children who were Frances, Grace and Gaffney they have been murdered by Albert Fish, people called him as werewolf, boogeyman and grey man
In 1928, when Albert was 50 years old, he met Edward Budd (Grace's father) he offered Albert job on his alleged farm, during the lunch 10 years old Grace returned home from church, Albert instantly drawn her and invited Grace go with him to his sister's child birthday party and he promised to Grace's parent he will bring her back to her house at 9.00 pm. Grace's parent then allowed her to go with Albert. But, it was last time they see Grace. Albert bring Grace to the train station. At the countryside, he showed Grace an empty house then he murdered little Grace before eating her, then, he sent a letter to Grace's house, he told Grace parents everything that he have done to little Grace, he also told her family he only take 9 days to finish eating the entire body.
Anyway, the part 'Little children went astray'. Reversed to the fact that Albert Fish didn't just murdered Grace, but he murdered way more children, though mostly known for murdering four-five children including Grace
The reversed part at the end of the song said "I choked her to death, then cut her into small pieces. I then took my meat into my room to eat it. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. How tender and sweet her a** was roasted. I did not f*** her though. I could've but I wish she died in virgin.
(Sorry for my bad english)
Oh my gosh! He'd even swear in letters!
This is so disturbing..😐😐 but interesting to mnow at the same time
ILuv Marshmallow no. It’s almost perfect
Your English is understandable. At least you tried. Most people on the internet that can speak English properly don't even bother to.
And the reversed part of the song is what He had said in the letter and sent to her parents.
Sick sick man
This is from another comment but
Not very fun fact: The original target wasn’t Grace, it was her older brother
whoa...interesting to say the least
I...can not imagine how the older brother would react if he saw this comment-
@@Callie_with_a_bible his mom was illiterate so he had to read the letter to his mom:(
Also the tools he used to torture her were in a bag that he almost forgot until grace reminded him of the bag.
Everyone gangsta until they hear the reversed lyrics
What are they backwards
I don't know, Logic Guess who isn't sleeping tonight
@@grilledranch5293 the letter he sent to grace's mum
@@omniazouhair oh yeah i know isn't that disgusting
@@idontknowlogic7428 I'm so sorry I forgot to thank you so thank you
This song is so horrifically true. Naturally lyrics or videos like these depict dark fairy tales but it sends chills down my spine realizing that this is based on a true story of a sick murderer. Can't believe I came across and learnt about that damn serial killer when I was 12. I cried so badly back then and it scared me to death imagining what Grace Budd and the other kids went through. It's been years since then and I still feel terrified whenever I listen to this.
I'm 11 and I saw the comments about ''omg this song is about Albert Fish!'' and all that, so i searched him up and i was just like ''the fuu--''.
soo now I'm a small child learning about a man who killed, ate and raped kids.Lovely
i found this song back in fifth grade. needless to say, after doing a quick wiki search of albert fish i nearly shitted my pants
This song is nightmare fuel if you know what it is about
tbh it's nightmare fuel just by itself. I agree that the actual context makes it that much creepier, tho
Soni agreed
Yes exactly
I know what is about now
It makes me sleepy Like a lullaby
Rip grace you will be missed. Again hope you got a front row seat of watching Albert getting tortured and burned in hell.
He was a sadomasochist, so let’s hope that didn’t happen. He doesn’t deserve pleasure
Yea man. Albert can fuckin join all the monsters in those fiery pits.
I honestly don't know what kind of monster could molest, abuse, rape, and murder innocent children. I'm not just talking about this disgusting man. Those poor children had lives to live but only got too little time to live it. All the victims in the world from the youngest age of a few months, to teenage years and even people in their early twenties, deserved better than to end up as a murder investigation. I can only imagine how scared they must have been, and how much pain they went through. It just makes you think about the world we live in.
Guys i know he also ate them. Thank you for telling me but i know.
If you're trynna be serious, don't. Put. Emojis. I completely agree, but don't put emojis if you're trying to be serious! Emojis are mainly cute and cartoony, so don't put emojis if you are trying to be serious, please.
edit; also sorry if i seem rude, im not trynna be rude
@@charadreemurr642 Yeah I agree, when I first posted it I didn't really think ab it. Sorry, I'm just not that good at the serious stuff.
Happenes everyday. Right now theres probably 100's of kids crying and pleading for their mum while being held by god knows what.
@@ShakenPig Yeah, I feel so bad for them. All they want is to be able to go home and be with their mom/dad, they must be so scared.
@@bred8847 You just have to not think about it. Theres people out there working day and night trying to save them.
Okay but Oliver is so smol and cute and TERRIFYING?!?
Kii The Dragon that is not oliver, at all
*-Epix-* It is, Ollie here is more used for crack songs, sucker punch to the face with feels, or make you shit your pants
Five foot is not "smol", he is just short
Time to go watch drop pop candy.
Or listen to In a rainy town, balloons dance with devils.Very soothing and relaxing.
Lucy Heart Yeah let me join
Lucy Heart DROP POP CANDY SAVES EVEYTHING
yup
Lucy Heart Yes!
When I first heard of Albert fish, I had nightmares of him for 2 years. It got worse when I searched for his picture.
If the devils had a appearance of a man, it would be Albert. Absolutely terrifying
real
He was truly a monster among men.
Give me the creepiest vocaloid song.
**pulls out Gomenne Gomenne**
I said the creepiest vocaloid song.
**pulls out this**
*_PERFECTION._*
Gomenne is more disgusting then creepy tbh.
@@aohu7505 ITS MORE SAD-
@@pikaduh1245 I'd post the lyrics in response but I feel that's overkill.
@@aohu7505 it would truly be over kill
Ao Hu nah, ya just didn’t want the FBI at your door.
Believe it or not, this song actually helped me figure out what I wanted to do with my life- be a criminologist.
I've researched so much because of a creepy Vocaloid song I listened to when I was in third grade. Thank you Steampianist for that. Keep making great music.
i wanna b a detective 😹
@@puppi9794 Pursue your dreams, my friend! Even though being a detective is a hard job, I bet you'll do it someday!
@@smush4635 aww ty i hope u have a good life
I want to be a person who cleans up crime scene or a dispatcher I just like to see the imagery or hear people when their in distress
Sorry if this sounds edgy, probably because it is. I am aware if the fact how cringy this is but its true
@@zackarydoesgacha9510 hey, I don't judge ya, I've heard "edgier" things-
If Albert Fish was executed by the electric chair, guess he's a FRIED FISH now.
+TheDangerWolf
Stop yourself child!
+Serial Killer nope
TheDangerWolf I swear, you're my minion tho
+Serial Killer ...
Probably
the fact that the subtitle letters are fancy/creepy makes the video more mysterious. this is still a masterpiece after 8 years
first time turning on subtitles,
1. How do you get the other fonts?
2. holy **** it's even more horrifying now
I feel like I’m the only person who cries of sadness when hearing this song. Everyone else seems scared or creeped out but all I can think about is That poor girl. That poor boy. They went through hell. This song tells their story in a powerful way. It’s moving.
Edit: I know there was more victims I feel for them all.
I feel damn angry! I wish I would have a super power so that I could go back to that time and kill the murderer (Albert Fish) by torturing him!
This creeps me out and makes me feel scared and paranoid and very sad.
This song
@@lisazli1135 He'll probably enjoy it though
I feel the same way. She did nothing to deserve it
Im going in full screen wish me luck
Rest In Peace Man
Hey man, you're a real trooper
Yeah dude ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Earth just lost its best defender
F
some people still don't know that this is about albert fish and it shows
He’s a fish
Murdere canibal psycopats free roams butthis year ultimate security polices protects the city
@@phamduyen3763 Its a person not a fish
i know
@@gh0stf0x51 no its a fish
As far as I know, Albert Fish was recognized as one of the most brutal serial killers in history.
This hits different after learning about that horrible monster
Shrouded hand is how I learned about him
Mhm.
Yep
Hey shut up, that's offensive to monsters
Thats an insult to monsters
Does anyone else find this more sad than scary actually? It really is saddening if you know the story behind it
I do it’s so sad that 3 little kids get cooked and ate
My friend thought I was crazy for actually crying at the end of this instead of being scared
It's both
Yea tbh its more sad that these children have met a gruesome fate ;-;🙏
I think it's not scary, I think it's not sad. Its disturbing af
fun fact: at 3:02 there is a strange sound happening, and when you use a spectrogram it spells out in reverse, "sadomasochist cannibal"
Oh my gosh just checked it in audacity and yeah it's there
wait that's rly fuckin cool
SadoMasochistic Cannibal Shia LaBeouf 🎵
Unexpected Spectrogram with Shia LaBeouf 🎶
@@snickle1980Oh my God you just sent a spear of nostalgia through my heart, thank you for reminding me of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
This is the first vocaloid song with an easter egg?
*If you are brave enough to listen to this Vocaloid song, you are a legend.*
thanks...? i'm listening on repeat.
@@sei_onmusicsame lol
@@AnonymousM12 What do you mean?
@@AnonymousM12 Oh.
Not me being ultra crazy and singing along with it and actually listening to it on repeat o.o
*Me at 2 in the morning*
_ah yes child murder music_
XD I HEAR THIS SONG PLAYING IN MY HEAD AT LIKE 2 AM EVERY MORNING
Addison Thrasher now it’s 12:43 am for me
PPPFFFTTT I LOVE THIS
Meanwhile it is exactly 2 am now
HIDE. I WILL EVENTULLY MAKE AN ACCOUNT TO ONLY COMFORT PEOPLE. JUST HIDE FROM THE SPIRIT OF THAT GUY UNTIL I DO.
Watches a video about eating little girls
Gets an ad about Christmas and credit cards
It wasn't just girls. He torture boys. Poor Kedden was giving $10 after he was tortured.
Ah yes, CHRISTMAS
ok?
RUclips: LOL
Lmaooooooo
* Miku fans: * Miku has the darkest themed songs ever!!
* Oliver, sitting on a couch eating Oreos: * am I a joke to you
Tobias Matthews hahaha 😂
Miku: let’s not go too overboard with it.
Oliver: CHILD MURDERERS, CANNIBALS, AND TORTURE
How did Hio allow him?
Who the frick is oliver
The DeadCreator he’s the vocaloid who sang this song
For the longest time I knew that this song was about a killers letter to the family of the child he killed, but I never knew who it had been over. Well we recently started a project in my Forensics class were we research serial killers and I had randomly been assigned Albert Fish. While looking at his nicknames I saw that one of them was 'Werewolf of Wysteria. I looked at that word and thought "That word is familiar, wasn't there a song over a serial killer with that word in its name?". So I looked it up and yeah! I somehow got the exact same killer randomly for my research that this song was over. Now that I've done research and have actually read about Albert Fish I now understand the lyrics so much more then I had all those years ago. What a strange coincidence.
"i don't even know why im here"
The scariest creatures on earth are the ones who can make up their own purposes.
Are you implying he wasn't scary?
@@letternclnovi7116 he didn't know why he was here.. So he decided for himself why he was.
@@serpentgoat6875 all of us do that, though?
@@letternclnovi7116 that is exactly why humans, including me and you, are absolutely terrifying just by existing.
@@serpentgoat6875 a walking meat armor
rest in peace Grace /Gaffney and Frances . I know you're all flying with the Angels now with no more pain or sorrow 🌤️👼👼👸 whoa thank you for all the likes that's the most I've had I'm touched
Who is Grace Gaffney and frances
@@mrkid2451 the children Albert fish murdered the song is about him
@@gabriellebraswell3306 oh thanks for telling me
@@mrkid2451 Just to say why everyone made a big deal with this murderer is that he was a canibal. He ate the children he murdered. I'm sorry. I'm traumatized too ;-;
@@kiih7330 ya
The scariest part is that this song is based off real events.
i cant stop screaming inside
Just read about all the things that this guy has done. It is horrible.
I know, right? Thank god this guy is dead. Otherwise, I couldn't sleep. XD
+Summer Strom Just look up Albert Fish and you can read about him. I feel like I should give you a heads up, this man was a monster. A heartless, cruel monster. Thing things that he has done are horrid. Definetly not for ones with a faint hearth.
What's even scarier is that similar atrocities are happening all over the world as you read this.
"MIKU HATSUNE HAS THE SCARIEST SONGS!!! "
"NOOO OLIVER HAS THE SCARIEST SONGS"
can you just enjoy the compositions and shut up? 😋😋
🇮🇷🧍🏻♀️ok?
🎶🎼❌. 👺⚰️🗡️😱❌❌❌❌
NOOO COCOMELON HAS THE SCARIEST SONGS!
I understand what you meant, but who in the world would ENJOY listening to this song??
@@nechto9244 me? Music is part of art, so why can't I enjoy art, even if it's disturbing?
@@TheresNoWay.
NOOOO!!!
THERE *IS* A WAY!
This is easily the best use of Oliver's creepy soft voice out there
This is really scary if you actually know the story
I guess this is awfully terrifying even if you don't know the story
Ikr?! Im so sorry for Gracie. I'm glad albert fish is dead but he shouldve been found faster.
@@rae-rae8005 You should also mourn the dozens of other children.
@@QuintDogg1 oh right! 😅😅 srry. Heh. *ahem*
To all the poor children and other people Albert fish has killed and ruined the lives of, your deaths were avenged and your souls deserve proper rest from the ending given to you which I'm more than sure that none of you kids deserved. You were avenged by alberts death even tho im sure we all can agree he didnt get a long enough punishment for causing your very unfortunate deaths
Ikr
Song: "Oh fam, there's something on ur shoulder."
Me: "Oh that! That's just my innocence."
Song: "Well, we won't be needing that, huh?"
Me: •_•
Song: •.•
Me: "Can you not?"
Song: *Flick*
Me: ;0;
+Delaney Renee
*fl ick *
Delaney Renee I lost my innocence a LONG time ago
Delaney Renee * puts innocence back on the shoulder*
Gummy ツ
Thank u fam.
Song: *literally eats your innocence*
Me: ;_;
Albert Fish last words: "I don't even know why I'm here."
For everyone who knows the story behind this song... RIP for those children ... horrible deaths
I know right? I hope the person who wrote this song didn't write it just to be scary, but also as a tribute to the poor children. This terrible stuff is real. Also, adding the letter in reverse at the end is a great idea, but it makes me disappointed if it was added just to be scary. What happened was real, and like you said, horrible deaths.
+Turner's Gauge +Why am I the Lonely One can one of you tell me the story please? I thought this song was just for scary purposes??
+MisRuby Tacones Read Albert Fish's story on wiki
+Allikathy Is Awesome thanks!
IKR also if you play it backwards it's super creepy
SubTitles Be Like.
*Creepy Piano Noises*
Deaf People: 😱😱
LMAO
LMFAO
Well the lyrics are on the video.
@Kana Akari I was just about to go to sleep. Then I got this and now I'm reminded on this video lol. Sorry that I didn't get the joke btw.
@@lisandra.jimenez501 he meant as in the subtitles for deaf people should be "creepy piano noises*
and the deaf people would be scared
Last year at my school me and my friend did a presentation on Albert Fish, the murderer/ cannibal this song was based off (with permission from our teacher) and at the end of it we put a link to this song and so she clicked it anD IT WAS PLAYING LIKE FULL BLAsT and a few students and tHE tEACHer just lookEd disturbED. (Through at the end lot's of the students still found it interesting and etc. wowie) and at the part like "LITTLE CHILDREN WALKED ASTRAY" part THE WHOLE ROOM WAS JUST FLASHING RED. Anyways. That was an interesting experience.
Me and my friend got a pretty good grade.
It was fun bahaha.
Sad Cloud that's sounds like an experience
Sad Cloud wished I could've been there.
Sad Cloud how does everyone know what this song is about?
NHJEnderDoesYT look it up backwards
Francis McDonnell, age 8, died on July 19th 1924 on long island.
Billy Gaffney, age 4, died on February 11th 1927 in New York city.
Grace Budd, age 10, died on June 3rd 1928 in New York city.
Yetta Abramowitz, age 12, died on May 14th 1927 in New York city.
Mary Ellen O'Connor, age 16, unknown date of death, nearby Wysteria Cottage, body found Febuary 15th 1932.
Thomas Bedden, age 19, died circa 1910.
Emma Richardson, age 5, died on October 3rd 1926, her death went undocumented.
Emil Aaling, age 4, died on July 13th 1930.
Robin Jane Liu, age 6, May 2nd, 1931.
Benjamin Collings, age 17, died on December 15th, 1932.
Countless other african amerian and developmentally disabled boys
The reverse bit at the end is the letter he wrote to grace Budds family 😱
“i choked her to death. i cut her into small pieces so i could bring my meat to my rooms, cook it and eat it. how sweet and tender, her little ass was roasted in the oven. i did not fuck her though, i could’ve.... had i wished. she died a virgin.”
the actual letter was a bit longer, it’s gross what he did to them.
How do you play it backwards
Urahara Kisuke there's a video on RUclips of it
Please don't use emojis on something serious real children were killed
Let’s be real. This wasn’t recommended to us, we were feeling brave and wanted to see it.
Regret.....
I hate my self for doing this torture...
yes...
ah, yes. the song behind my nightmares and paranoia
True
Me: *Starts watching video*
Phone: *Falls off shelf*
Me: *Jumps out window*
Me ' '- (I don't know how to do faces :(
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
'_' Okay
Good reflex