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  • Опубликовано: 2 авг 2024
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    Today we're once again, and for the last time, looking at Deadliest Warrior. And of course it's still uncomfortable but that's why we love it! Anyways enjoy and like and all that stuff thanks bye.
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  • @ChrisJamesTV
    @ChrisJamesTV  Год назад +79

    Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring today's video. Go to strms.net/ChrisJamesHelloFreshDecemberYT and use code POGCHRISDEC70 for 70% off plus free shipping on your first box!

    • @lando8190
      @lando8190 Год назад +3

      👍🏻

    • @grantwarner9631
      @grantwarner9631 Год назад +3

      the adr over "deadliest warrior" made me do 20 skip backs

    • @poopsock7493
      @poopsock7493 Год назад +3

      I had a tube of crest for dinner

    • @JC-lt2tu
      @JC-lt2tu Год назад

      Lol I Saw that slick dubbed over work on the ad good shit 😂 you’re the man Chris

    • @grantwarner9631
      @grantwarner9631 Год назад

      @@poopsock7493 i had a lasagna, cooked at 375 for 72 minutes

  • @BzaafiedTheFerocious
    @BzaafiedTheFerocious Год назад +2288

    I swear if you just reviewed every episode standalone I'd be here for you.

    • @Lereax22
      @Lereax22 Год назад +30

      Bars

    • @Dr.JeremyDunks
      @Dr.JeremyDunks Год назад +44

      Same. I've seen probably every episode. It was the go-to show when I was visiting my dad for a minute. We both enjoyed the hell out of it, though for wildly different reasons.

    • @Mikailiklaussen
      @Mikailiklaussen Год назад +16

      Same. This show has a special place in my heart.

    • @TheSpiritwockie
      @TheSpiritwockie Год назад +6

      Same~

    • @df5826
      @df5826 Год назад +5

      I subbed to your channel because you were watching this show. I was in college when this show aired and it's awesome to see someone diving into it again. Doomsday Preppers and this show are some of the best older shows you can watch just for laughs. That video you did about the bush people hunting cryptids was really good too, that show has to be real.

  • @ulfricstormcloak9650
    @ulfricstormcloak9650 Год назад +1428

    Just do all of them at this point lol. Honestly every episode is comedy gold

  • @CodytheHun123
    @CodytheHun123 Год назад +576

    The episode with Ivan the Terrible actually had my university professor as an expert. He basically said he literally did it because was asked to help and his son wanted to see him on the show.
    He also told us some of the experts they had were jokes. One was a of the guys was struggling actor.

    • @GrimViridian
      @GrimViridian Год назад +61

      I mean given that a ton of the info in the show was inaccurate af I see what he means lol

    • @Hercules1-v9m
      @Hercules1-v9m Год назад +108

      The Samurai "expert" was literally just a Canadian radio host who is ethnicity Korean. He literally knows nothing about the Japanese.

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Год назад +47

      @@Hercules1-v9m I read that the Maori expert wasn't Maori either lol

    • @KmKryptonian
      @KmKryptonian Год назад +9

      @@Hercules1-v9m LMAOOOO

    • @rafaelsale6364
      @rafaelsale6364 Год назад +24

      I read that one of the Apache experts was from Canada. He was an Indian, but not an a Apache. He knew nothing about being an Apache.

  • @mee091000
    @mee091000 Год назад +684

    The reason that the Zande expert pointed out that his weapons are made to kill. Is because in this context his opponent notably has a lot a weaponry that is made to capture. It's actually a simple but great point to make. As the Aztecs would prioritize capturing first and killing second. So they could meet their quota of sacrifice.

    • @simonandsimbagaming
      @simonandsimbagaming Год назад +93

      It’s one of the reasons they lost at the Battle of Otumba. The Aztecs were so confident of their victory they didn’t think to actually try to kill the Spaniards and their native allies until it was too late.

    • @Thiccness_Is_Delicious
      @Thiccness_Is_Delicious Год назад +6

      That said the Zande come from a desert if they ended up in the deep jungle the Aztecs populated it wouldn't even be a question.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 11 месяцев назад +16

      incapacitation vs. lethality. Kinda like the Ninja and the Spartan, just a little less.... uh... extreme.

    • @bigchungus_2806
      @bigchungus_2806 11 месяцев назад +11

      Bruh, them "little stones" are the equivalent if being shot with a 45.

    • @NWLR-tv
      @NWLR-tv 10 месяцев назад +8

      Don't forget it was also how Aztec warriors gained status and gained power in there society

  • @connortremblay1259
    @connortremblay1259 Год назад +335

    "I see death on a daily basis."
    He doesn't sound like a very good doctor, I'll be honest.

    • @isaacsmith6878
      @isaacsmith6878 Год назад +8

      Never said they're his patients

    • @pozdrav423
      @pozdrav423 Год назад +5

      Maybe he works in Chicago

    • @blackearl7891
      @blackearl7891 Год назад

      Mva patients probably the most common one

    • @EsotericThoughts93
      @EsotericThoughts93 3 месяца назад +2

      @@blackearl7891if he’s in the ER or ICU then it could be anything. Those nurses and docs see alot of crazy stuff. I used to work for the coroners and picked up bodies from hospital all the times and the ER people def see some “good stuff” lol I preferred getting the crime scene calls more tho personally they were far more interesting imo lol

    • @danielflanard8274
      @danielflanard8274 6 дней назад +1

      ​@@EsotericThoughts93
      You are correct. In one of the previous episodes he covered, the doctor states that he works in the ER.

  • @jameswest66613
    @jameswest66613 Год назад +581

    Look, I'm going to be honest with you: I don't ever want you to stop doing deadliest warrior episodes. As a matter of fact, I'm here for it if you want to do every episode (of the ancient warriors) in order.
    How could you gloss over part of the Kpinga being a dick though?

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Год назад +10

      RUclips monetising reasons

    • @iRockdTheBoat
      @iRockdTheBoat Год назад

      Its not a dick though. Its suppose to be in the shape of a chicken. So its more of a cock lol

    • @DangerasTM
      @DangerasTM Год назад +2

      Do every episode. I love Deadliest warrior its such a fun dumb show.

    • @anubis8586
      @anubis8586 3 месяца назад

      The Kpinga shouldn’t even be on here. It was Nubian, so southern Egypt/maybe Northern Sudan
      And this guy is from Southern Sudan.

  • @handtomouth4690
    @handtomouth4690 Год назад +306

    Didn't realize this was a "so bad it's good" show in the popular opinion, I unironically just enjoyed it.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Год назад +10

      That’s something idk I would admit for everyone to see, you’re braver than me.

    • @Zman9042
      @Zman9042 11 месяцев назад +39

      I loved the show and have since I was a kid. No shame here 🤷

    • @joedredd1168
      @joedredd1168 11 месяцев назад +11

      Me too mate.

    • @maniacgreen8609
      @maniacgreen8609 11 месяцев назад +17

      Me too and I still like it

    • @WebstarGaming
      @WebstarGaming 11 месяцев назад +6

      Loved it also my man

  • @ocd4957
    @ocd4957 Год назад +141

    I said it once and I'll say it again, Chris. I will not rest until you review the yakuza vs mafia deadliest warrior episode. Things literally got so heated for no reason and the weapons that got the edge were ridiculous. Please watch, thank you.

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez Год назад +27

      The yakuza vs mafia episode literally traumatized 7yo me lol, I saw the clip of them shooting up some guy taking a bath and immediately assumed that I’d be next

    • @kreevisful
      @kreevisful 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@0rbeez That's awesome! 😂

    • @R3D_Lantern
      @R3D_Lantern 4 месяца назад

      That's a good episode. So is al capone v jessie james.

  • @jamaaltodd4577
    @jamaaltodd4577 Год назад +134

    So I just found out that the Aztec expert David Lavera went to prison for 10 years in 2015 for impersonating a Twilight actor and luring a 14 year old..... I just wanted to know what that guy was up to!!!!

    • @alyssabrown-carleton6173
      @alyssabrown-carleton6173 Год назад +32

      Well... that was....disturbing

    • @kcl902
      @kcl902 Год назад +31

      The real facts are always in the comments lmao

    • @ChitenBugMan
      @ChitenBugMan Год назад +15

      He does kinda look like taylor lautner from tje discount store

    • @jamaaltodd4577
      @jamaaltodd4577 Год назад +3

      @@ChitenBugMan right?...but the thing is, he posed as Kiowa Gordon

    • @Obsiqax
      @Obsiqax Год назад +20

      The guy was in peak shape, he could probably get any woman he wanted and still went the predator route.
      Fucking wild, man.

  • @5batmankam
    @5batmankam Год назад +353

    Feel free to cover every episode. I loved this show, I was the exact demographic that Spike was going for and this blew my mind when I saw it air at 14. Instant DVR and show ALL the Bois after school the next day. Love seeing you take shit the show

    • @mgonzo3881
      @mgonzo3881 Год назад +4

      Wow! I remember DVR and getting pissed off if I forget to extend the recording an extra 5 minutes.

    • @1972ChevySupernova
      @1972ChevySupernova Год назад

      Saaaaaame

    • @5batmankam
      @5batmankam Год назад +6

      @@mgonzo3881 the greatest humiliation my young self ever felt was bringing the crew over to bet on the Yakuza vs Mafia, and the recording cut off. I brought shame upon my family that day

    • @mgonzo3881
      @mgonzo3881 Год назад +1

      @5batmankam Wait! You were gonna bet on Deadliest Warrior outcome, and you think the worst part of the story was your DVR cutting off? Lol! Dude, you're awesome! I wish I was your friend!

    • @5batmankam
      @5batmankam Год назад

      @@mgonzo3881 you are my friend🙂 and ya man, me and the Bois would bet on every episode. That was the definition of MUST SEE tv to us

  • @matthewmcmannis9367
    @matthewmcmannis9367 Год назад +55

    “Guys this video will be my last deadliest warrior video”
    13 days later
    “Alright guys, here’s the thing. They’re still deadly”

  • @thebigblippity5221
    @thebigblippity5221 Год назад +72

    I’m really digging the Zande warriors’ energy together when they test their weapons hahaha

    • @ashwhiteforest9078
      @ashwhiteforest9078 Год назад +1

      Least they weren't talking mad shit and missing damn near every shot and then continuing to talk shit. My god. I like Aztec weapons, but this dude just messin' up and makin' a complete disgrace of his people. "They don't have a reason to really, truly fight." I *wish* they would fight at the end, holy shit. Absolutely insufferable prick.

    • @anubis8586
      @anubis8586 3 месяца назад

      The Kpinga shouldn’t even be on here. It was Nubian, so southern Egypt/maybe Northern Sudan
      And this guy is from Southern Sudan.

  • @Pantsinabucket
    @Pantsinabucket Год назад +150

    6:55 actually a large portion of Aztec weapons were designed specifically not to kill. The macahuitl and other clubs were specifically designed to disable so the victim could be captured and used in sacrifices or POW exchanges.

    • @PedroHenrique-wz1kf
      @PedroHenrique-wz1kf Год назад +4

      Plus wouldn't that also be in the Aztec's favor? Capturing prisoners alive when your weapons are super sharp volcanic glass-serrated clubs must have been really hard. The Zande aren't necessarily stronger for taking no prisoners? It looks like ruthlessness vs discipline imo
      Not to mention the Zande had no protection from the obsidian weapons other than a shield, which the Jaguar ended up chopping in half quite easily

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket Год назад +27

      @@PedroHenrique-wz1kf obsidian is extremely sharp but extremely brittle. It hurts like hell but if you know where to hit you’re just gonna hurt them, not kill. It wouldn’t break a shield, especially the thick cowhide ones used by most African nations.

    • @PedroHenrique-wz1kf
      @PedroHenrique-wz1kf Год назад +2

      @@Pantsinabucket Oh, i see. Still, do you think the fight could still go either way or one has an unfair advantage? Regardless of the shitty way the tests were conducted XD

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket Год назад +12

      @@PedroHenrique-wz1kf well the Aztec woulda caught some disease the African was immune to before any fighting so obviously the African would win without even fighting.

    • @Kinesis327
      @Kinesis327 Год назад

      @@Pantsinabucket whut?

  • @thehighlander333
    @thehighlander333 Год назад +221

    If you still want to review more Deadliest Warrior, I recommend Vlad the Impaler vs Sun Tzu. In that episode they literally impale a ballistic gel dummy with a giant stake up its butt for basically no reason😬

    • @bk6555
      @bk6555 Год назад +20

      Shhh, it's for science!

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez Год назад +53

      The most absurd timeline wise. A guy from ancient China that may have even been multiple people over time, vs a guy from the 15th century who has a gun. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHO WOULD WIN.

    • @Lady_Evelyn
      @Lady_Evelyn Год назад +6

      That was a good one

    • @rileyrose5166
      @rileyrose5166 Год назад +36

      @@LadyTylerBioRodriguez It's even worse that they make it a one vs one. Like Sun Tzu was a strategist, of course he's gonna lose a one vs one.

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 Год назад +10

      I remember that one specifically for the Team Vlad guy cutting the pig carcus almost completely clean 1 swipe.

  • @vespertineblue
    @vespertineblue Год назад +267

    I laughed so hard when the Zande people were like "okay, so we have a fucking bow and arrow, a throwing axe, fucking poison, and probably a homemade grenade launcher or some shit," and the aztec people were like, "whatever bro, we have a ROCK. In a SLING. Bitch."

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 Год назад +28

      To be honest though, a skilled sling user was probably more effective than an archer, depending on what kind of ammunitions they were using.

    • @surtrlombarde4243
      @surtrlombarde4243 Год назад +5

      @@ShadeSlayer1911 I don't think so.

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 Год назад +5

      @@surtrlombarde4243 Why?

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 Год назад +9

      @Surtr Lombardé Dude. Slingers were more feared than an bow and arrow

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 Год назад +26

      @@3starperfectdeer233 I heard that they could penetrate plate armor of the time, if they were using lead shot. The problem was that it took a lot longer to train a soldier up to that level than it did for an archer. Then, when muskets came around, early muskets were inferior to bows and arrows, but they were easier to train people with, so they became the new best thing.
      The new weapons tend to start off worse than what they were intended to replace, but be faster to train more people with, making it more effective with larger numbers.
      A slinger vs an archer, 1v1, at their max level, a slinger might take the win. But in large scale conflict, you might have 2 archers for every 1 slinger, and a single slinger is gonna have a harder time beating 2 archers.
      Or something like that.

  • @WDDragneel
    @WDDragneel Год назад +102

    Like you said in a previous episode, I always love the nonsense back and forth.
    "I pulled his heart out" - "Ahhhh but you didn't consider that I could move my internal organs into different positions" - "And you think we wouldn't expect something like that, this weapon is designed to splinter on impact and shred *every* organ in your body"

    • @Goliath5100
      @Goliath5100 Год назад +18

      “But did you account for my forcefield?!??”

    • @NathanPatrickLane
      @NathanPatrickLane Год назад +15

      @@Goliath5100 "Well I brought my dinosaur, who eats forcefield dogs!"

  • @gloomykasumi8580
    @gloomykasumi8580 Год назад +80

    Keep making more deadliest warrior videos! Do the entire 3 seasons please!!!
    The green beret and spetsnaz one is hilarious bro. One of the dudes tries to argue with the doc about a kill shot and you can tell the doctor is just "whatever dude lmao"

    • @kdb678able
      @kdb678able Год назад +5

      Some good shit in that one.

  • @Macr0Ange11
    @Macr0Ange11 Год назад +173

    I'd love to see what you thought of the absolute bizarre match between the Shaolin Monk and the Maori Warrior.

    • @snoman5618
      @snoman5618 Год назад +15

      Wow I was just going to mention that one as well, easily the strangest episode of the entire show imo

    • @tahaninelson1152
      @tahaninelson1152 Год назад +8

      I would also love to see you cover this for your next "last" Deadliest Warrior video.

    • @couchking4223
      @couchking4223 Год назад +1

      Yes please this one is wild ive been recommending it every time he does a video

    • @Chaos-Zakai64
      @Chaos-Zakai64 Год назад +7

      And do at least one of the episodes that used actual historical figures. Like William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu or George Washington vs Napoleon Bonaparte.

    • @josephrizzo3738
      @josephrizzo3738 Год назад +7

      I want this so bad, one of the maori experts is literally Sauron and he is so extra

  • @benjamincornelio6204
    @benjamincornelio6204 Год назад +39

    I always remember the animosity these experts had for each other, even at the end when the Zande experts antagonized the Aztec at the end of the episode. Another one is the Māori and Shaolin Monk episode, where at the end, the losing expert blames the computer and the software.

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 Год назад +2

      The monk should have won that. JS

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 Год назад +1

      @@3starperfectdeer233 I have vague memories of that episode, and I think you might be right. Like they minimized the effectiveness of the weapons. Maybe the spikes not doing as much damage due to not making larger wounds while easily skewering the brain through the eye socket.

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Год назад +12

      He said the program was likely Chinese and it couldn't be trusted lmao

    • @benjamincornelio6204
      @benjamincornelio6204 Год назад

      @@Captain_Insano_nomercy Yeah I remember him like "Chinese are these little dudes. How they win? Computer's probably Chinese." Or something like that.

  • @MannspreadVonCarstein
    @MannspreadVonCarstein Год назад +73

    The problem with a lot of the matchups, especially the weapons, is that they are being tested as 1v1. This episode is full of ranged weapons like slings, bows and atlatls which when used in formation are devastating; one rock getting thrown at you will probably miss, a hundred will probably kill you. So many of the warriors would have fought in a big group of warriors instead of just by themselves.
    Also please keep doing these, they're great.

    • @rileyrose5166
      @rileyrose5166 Год назад +4

      Agreed! It's one of the main things I think season 3 improved upon (though I think it's worse than season 2), it actually had squads of fighters so the ranged weapons don't just fly off and do nothing.

    • @Er-tiC-ris
      @Er-tiC-ris Год назад +16

      These's also the "weapons" they choose for the fight. For example the Aztecs had close combat spears, bow and arrows, poisoned blow darts, and axes, and they also had shields which where also not used in this.

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Год назад +3

      The worst example of this was the Ming warriors nest of bees. They completely undersold it when it was actually pretty impressive and would be devastating for a clump of soldiers

  • @connorhart7597
    @connorhart7597 Год назад +91

    Dude literally it doesn't matter what kind of day I've had, it INSTANTLY gets better when I see that you uploaded. Bless up my dude 🙏 🙌

  • @bk6555
    @bk6555 Год назад +260

    Great stuff! You should do Bar Rescue. Nothing like doing absurd yelling and whipping the staff up to supposedly think you could change 15 years of bad habits into 3 days to save a bar $200k in the hole 🤣

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 Год назад +22

      Hey man. Every one of those bars are still open and have stuck to Jon’s business plan. Look at Piratz Tav…oh shit.

    • @beanybabyrabie
      @beanybabyrabie Год назад +10

      @@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 nah, many did NOT stick with what Jon taught them and closed.
      MANY followed his advice and are still open.

    • @jacksonmuaythai
      @jacksonmuaythai Год назад +6

      Holy cow yessss do bar rescue Chris!!! It’s such a goldmine. May I suggest Piratz Tavern or the O-bar

    • @abrahamwashington8579
      @abrahamwashington8579 Год назад +3

      Moonshiners too lol

    • @bk6555
      @bk6555 Год назад +6

      @@jacksonmuaythai I just went and watched the Piratez Tavern and the follow up episode....no pity for them, holy hell 🤣

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Год назад +31

    I miss this show sometimes because it’s just fun. It’s definitely not something you should take seriously but it’s still really fun.

  • @Kasigi03
    @Kasigi03 Год назад +16

    The Aztec who scoffed at the African warrior's throwing weapon, which let's be honest for a second, kind of badass and brutal, only to show the FLIMSIEST javelin EVER, has to be the funniest thing I've seen on this show. I remember rolling on the floor watching this.
    Also, when he said that they don't fight for anything. Ummm... SURVIVIAL. Definitely not some invisible god which is absolutely, no reason whatsoever.

  • @tyerffej
    @tyerffej Год назад +87

    I am sad that you're no longer going to do "the deadliest warrior" breakdowns. I can't wait for your next one!!

  • @jonahdavis9206
    @jonahdavis9206 Год назад +42

    Bro after this bullshit day at work no lunch break seeing a new upload from you was like an early Christmas gift, thank you, your humor will always make me feel better

  • @kevinlaw3135
    @kevinlaw3135 Год назад +23

    This show went off the rails, pretty sure they had an episode of Wherewolves vs Vampires and the experts were as weird as you can imagine lol

    • @danhoopes2369
      @danhoopes2369 Год назад +7

      zombies vs vampires.

    • @danhoopes2369
      @danhoopes2369 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/xAcO4GZ7x24/видео.html

    • @matickills789
      @matickills789 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@danhoopes2369episode pissed me off with how it ended when I was a kid. Lol the vampire wins but because he bit the head of one zombie he got infected in the end which makes no sense as they said vampires were already dead.

  • @STSGuitar16
    @STSGuitar16 Год назад +32

    Yo Chris you REALLY need to try and get in touch with like Max or Geoff and ask them about their experience on this show. I’ve never seen either of them do an interview or comment on the show and stuff like that, plus I feel like they’d definitely be down to talk to you about some of the stuff. I mean, they’re not huge celebrities so I feel like it would be entirely within the realm of possibility of contacting them and trying to set up a Zoom call or something. It’d make you the Deadliest RUclipsr BY FAR if you pulled that shit off. I would LOVE to hear what Max has to say about his time on the show and all that, so hopefully you could make that happen!

    • @SDS4800
      @SDS4800 7 месяцев назад +2

      Max actually did an interview with a smaller channel with guys who have reviewed all the episodes of DW. I'm sure its out there somewhere

  • @PwnzerProductions
    @PwnzerProductions 11 месяцев назад +5

    Actually as far as I could tell, the weapons tested on the show weren't museum pieces, but actually made in-house for the series. In season 3 they would sometimes do a segment in the weapons shop where historic weapon smith David Baker (one of the judges from Forged in Fire) would briefly show how he made the swords and weapons in the episode

  • @Viper-dz2kw
    @Viper-dz2kw Год назад +10

    I like that max slipped out of character at 8:04 and is just cracking up at how ridiculous this all is

  • @NyomiHendon
    @NyomiHendon Год назад +2

    Spike TV sounds like a fever dream, like I'm half convinced it isn't real

  • @PuchoMacker
    @PuchoMacker Год назад +13

    My guy, we need evey single episode. There is not one episode where I don't crack up, specially when Max is involved hahaha

  • @christophercherry6514
    @christophercherry6514 Год назад +16

    I knew it wasn't the last deadliest warrior video but I'm all for it!!

  • @Xalidos
    @Xalidos Год назад +11

    Personally, for your next Final Deadliest Warrior video, I would strongly recommend the Green Beret vs the Spetsnaz. It is my all time favorite Modern matchup purely due to the experts bickering being so polarizing. The Green Berets boast C O N S T A N T L Y while the Russ- Spetsnaz are genuinely terrifying. If Navy Seal was scary for his rage, the Spetsnaz come across as villians in an action movie.

    • @DragonGamer0713
      @DragonGamer0713 9 месяцев назад +1

      Not gonna lie, I'm STILL pissed that the spring-loaded Spetznaz knife got the edge over the Green Beret's Entrenching Tool. And we saw that episode in History class when I was in high school in 2009! Got me into the show in the first place, but still so pissed off.

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 2 месяца назад +1

      All I remember from that is the last Spetnaz guy in the battle soloing the entire Green Beret squad

  • @megongaga1984
    @megongaga1984 Год назад +13

    I'm so stoked to see your channel growth! It wasn't long ago when I discovered you at like 34K. I love your content! You legit make me laugh and not just snuff some air out of my nose in appreciation. 🖤
    Edit: Fun fact. With the sling, you can carve insults into the rock and add Vicious Mockery to your attack.

  • @Hunter_S_Thompson
    @Hunter_S_Thompson 9 месяцев назад +2

    That knife marine guy has genuinely lived rent free in the back of my head since I was a kid. Anytime Deadliest warrior was brought up, it always goes back to that guy. First guy uses a knife reasonably, then the marine goes berserk. Love it 🤣

  • @bootyhole_whisperer
    @bootyhole_whisperer Год назад +14

    I'm telling you, man, you could do every single episode and we'd love every video. You ain't missed yet

  • @weirdhousewivesclub
    @weirdhousewivesclub Год назад +8

    "ok now put that thing literally 5 feet further back and see what happens - god, I'm starting to sound like a fucking expert on the other side."
    when I say that this made bust out laughing, I can't wait to see your next Deadliest Warrior video, as someone who never watched this show at the time, your commentary truly is the perfect way to consume it now and I always legitimately laugh out loud multiple times a video

  • @jazzstringman9860
    @jazzstringman9860 Год назад +8

    I remember debating with friends in middle school about these warrior matchups. Brings back memories

  • @yvngtonyb
    @yvngtonyb Год назад +3

    Bro I hoped and prayed the last DW video wasn’t really the LAST one. Atta boy Chris. Doing the Lord’s work. Please fill out the playlist We need every episode lmao

  • @Snev
    @Snev Год назад +6

    I'm gonna see Meat Butterfly Dummy in my nightmares tonight, aren't I

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Год назад +1

      Literally about to lay down rn and now picturing it fly like a butterfly 🤣 thanks for that

  • @PurpleDragonSpike
    @PurpleDragonSpike Год назад +15

    Bro literally do every episode start to finish and I'll be one of the many watching every single one. I definitely like the variety of you jumping between shows, and not every episode will have as much to poke fun at- but in my opinion that is fine.
    I'm still going to watch everything you post so the more the merrier, don't tempt us with a full season like that unless you mean it! Heh

  • @sosa9754
    @sosa9754 Год назад +4

    One of my favorites was Spetsnaz vs Green Beret. The back and forth banter between the experts was great. I think the William Wallace one was good too.

  • @morbid_curiosity
    @morbid_curiosity Год назад +2

    I vividly remember watching not only this show growing up, but also one that was basically Deadliest Warrior but with animals. They head to head fights at the end were animated or something because of course they couldn't have real animals fighting to the death. One that comes to mind is the lion vs tiger episode.

  • @leviwilson6374
    @leviwilson6374 Год назад +9

    I'm so happy you caved and made another one. You the real MVP Chris.

  • @johnny40bagz69
    @johnny40bagz69 Год назад +6

    Thank you man I've been refreshing RUclips waiting on you! I appreciate you so much thank you for all the laughs you bring in uncertain times!

  • @jacobcoughlin1822
    @jacobcoughlin1822 Год назад +4

    Please don’t stop making Deadliest Warrior videos
    I love this series😂😂

  • @akasquirrel87
    @akasquirrel87 Год назад +2

    The pilot episode of Apache vs Gladiator was amazing. The Gladiator "experts" use Chuck Liddell to demonstrate feats.

  • @Thejordanenthusiast
    @Thejordanenthusiast Год назад +4

    I’m surprised that at this point, you don’t call Geoff the Canadian Dane Cook

  • @AllOfTheHallows
    @AllOfTheHallows Год назад +4

    I'd actually be honored to have Chris rip on me for 20 mins straight for a tv show I did 15 years ago.

  • @ShinKyuubi
    @ShinKyuubi Год назад +9

    I remember liking this show a lot...and I'm pretty sure the Vampire vs Zombie Halloween episode was the death knell for the series as people felt that was "Jump the Shark" moment. I don't get SpikeTV anymore, my satellite provider doesn't have it anymore so I don't have any idea what kinda stuff they have on the channel..last thing I remember watching a couple weeks before they dropped the channel was reruns of Biker Mice from Mars...which ngl I was happy to see as I loved that show growing up.

  • @enerioffutt1881
    @enerioffutt1881 Год назад +6

    God I miss this show. Didn't always agree with some of the pairings and situations, but I still really enjoyed it.

  • @dylancollins8474
    @dylancollins8474 Год назад +12

    Yes my feed was dry as hell this could not be more of a blessing

  • @doctormoreau9812
    @doctormoreau9812 Год назад +6

    You should have more subscribers bro. Your content is quality, kudos

  • @neighborhoodturnt
    @neighborhoodturnt Год назад +1

    Bro please come back it’s been 3 weeks without content and Me and my girlfriend would watch your videos together thanks for all the good memories keep it up bro your funny ash

  • @Depot608
    @Depot608 Год назад +1

    Bro I stumbled on your channel yesterday, and I gotta say. Binging your videos to help me get through covid has been amazing.

  • @dylancollins8474
    @dylancollins8474 Год назад +4

    The guy that stumbled into the studio that one time haha that was too good

  • @BoscoBrash
    @BoscoBrash Год назад +3

    I love the deadliest warrior videos! Everything you cover is 10/10

  • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
    @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 Год назад +1

    I feel weird when I watch these vids, bc I'm paradoxically self-conscious that CJ makes me laugh out loud, tho I live alone. But I treasure those laughs. Thanks for the break from the heavy-ness today.

  • @ScottieScottie-uw4xs
    @ScottieScottie-uw4xs Год назад

    I can’t wait for the next Last Deadliest Warrior video! Seriously, each one of these is such a nostalgia hit.

  • @MortisDeVil
    @MortisDeVil Год назад +7

    Hey, wake up. Chris James just posted.

  • @STSGuitar16
    @STSGuitar16 Год назад +3

    Dude I’ll keep watching your deadliest warrior vids as long as you keep making them. They’re fucking great, please don’t stop! Do the whole series!

    • @thetalker.7304
      @thetalker.7304 11 месяцев назад +1

      The game is even better

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@thetalker.7304 oh man I remember downloading the demo for that as soon as I got my Xbox 360 lmao I had totally forgotten about the game

  • @MovieYellow19
    @MovieYellow19 Год назад

    Met that channel a few weeks ago, basically watched all reality tv videos, and it made me pretty happy, so thank you, chris.

  • @sethiddings7293
    @sethiddings7293 Год назад +1

    "I see death on a daily basis"
    Uh yeah i'd like to reschedule my checkup with Dr. Armond.

  • @kalobhunt9001
    @kalobhunt9001 Год назад +4

    Dude when I was a kid I wanted to play with whatever they used to make the battles cause i literally thought it was a game he was inputting the stats into. I thought how cool I could input any stats and watch a simulation lol

  • @abraxaszee8953
    @abraxaszee8953 Год назад +6

    Deadliest Warrior: Excellent premise, haphazard/over blown/terrible execution.

  • @mutatted
    @mutatted Год назад

    This timing is perfect. I just recently discovered your channel and yesterday I watched all your Deadliest Warrior stuff. I finished with the "this is my last video about this show" video. Opened my sub box this morning and this was the first thing I saw lmaoo

  • @Dimapur
    @Dimapur Год назад

    Please do all the episodes, it's a content gold and you execute it flawlessly with interesting humour. Want more of it!!!!!!

  • @MisterGoose
    @MisterGoose 11 месяцев назад +3

    I also remember them having a video game where your character could lose limbs and that would limit your move set. I always loved playing as the pirate cause of the range.

    • @megavore97
      @megavore97 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah it was a DLC for the first Chivalry game

  • @burymeinjhenny918
    @burymeinjhenny918 Год назад +4

    Ay what’s up Chris, great content like always, hope you’re doing well man 👍🤞

  • @ClrInTheEyesQc
    @ClrInTheEyesQc Год назад

    Im glad youtube recommand this channel to me ,nice content man continue the good work! Like your humour

  • @coglineerro730
    @coglineerro730 Год назад

    Few things bring me the excitement of seeing Chris James covering another Deadliest Warriors episode.

  • @sillygoofy1893
    @sillygoofy1893 Год назад +3

    babe, wake up! a new chris james video just dropped! AND ITS A DEADLIEST WARRIOR!!!!

  • @GingerNut1701
    @GingerNut1701 9 месяцев назад +6

    So much of the experts language is like kinda racially charged sometimes and it makes me cringe each time. Like “heathens” and such. To be fair, it was spike so… 😅

  • @z3phrios
    @z3phrios 9 месяцев назад +1

    Damn core memory unlocked... Did you know the narrator is Faramir??

  • @TheVillainsProjects
    @TheVillainsProjects Год назад

    You haven't been popping up in my recommended lately, good to see you're still making content

  • @lando8190
    @lando8190 Год назад +8

    Will you heart my comment?

    • @ciaociara
      @ciaociara Год назад +4

      Here for moral support

    • @lando8190
      @lando8190 Год назад +3

      @@ciaociara He’s hearted them a few times lol I try every video

    • @lando8190
      @lando8190 Год назад +2

      🤘🙌

    • @lando8190
      @lando8190 Год назад +1

      Nice

  • @Dagoodnurse
    @Dagoodnurse Год назад

    I'm here for all and any episodes you choose to do. I love that you make a Playlist.

  • @alexadhs6296
    @alexadhs6296 Год назад

    Man, you hit my humor so hard. Not this episode specifically, but like.. your humor man. I love it

  • @YamatoTre
    @YamatoTre Год назад

    I howled laughing right when I needed it most watching this LOL. Please keep doing Deadliest Warrior vids

  • @sethkrueger9294
    @sethkrueger9294 Год назад

    "Every weapon is designed to kill."
    "I'd say most weapons are."
    Um excuse me, have you already forgotten *the egg* ?

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Год назад

    "Ballistic gel horse's head." It's funny to think of a guy saying, "Oh, THAT? Pfft, this'll be a cinch compared to the LAST time I made one..."

  • @an0gr0br
    @an0gr0br Год назад

    I have no idea how or why the algorithm served up this video in my feed, but I am here for it. I watched Deadliest Warrior every day after class in college. So bad, but so good.

    • @zzygyy
      @zzygyy Год назад

      Very entertaining show.

  • @nohbdyz3
    @nohbdyz3 Год назад

    "You ever play craps with the devil in the pale moon light?"
    - Max, probably.

  • @CaptainRetroStation
    @CaptainRetroStation Месяц назад

    It was THIS episode of "Deadliest Warrior" that inspired a (misheard) chant between myself, and my roommate at the time. You see, we didn't hear what the Zande warriors were chanting properly. They were saying, "Naim-Naim! Naim-Naim!" But, what we were hearing was, "Yum-yum! Yum-yum!"
    So, when we would sit down to eat together, one of us would recite an improv poem about the food, and conclude it with "yum-yum" as if to say "amen". The other would repeat, "yum-yum". For example...
    "We are about to put away these burgers and fries.
    May they not go to our hips and thighs, yum-yum." (yum-yum) "Yum-yum?" (Yum-yum) "YUM-YUM!" (YUM-YUM)
    Then we'd eat. It was a wonderful tradition!

  • @tw8364
    @tw8364 Год назад

    “We need a narrator for our terrible pseudo science show about ancient warriors”
    “A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his worth”

  • @shabamoful
    @shabamoful Год назад

    Legit me and my wife were driving back from a date last night, and I saw Chris put out a brand new video. I immediately turned off the music and said "give me 10 minutes, Chris James just uploaded"

  • @maryyjanee247
    @maryyjanee247 Год назад +1

    Lmaooo the voice over for the add was hilarious

  • @SunBro_Talos
    @SunBro_Talos Год назад +1

    Chris, thank you for making another one of these. Deadliest warrior has so many gems you could make fun of. Lol

  • @JBM1428
    @JBM1428 11 месяцев назад

    Nah man this show is awesome, you unlocked core memories of me and friends as kids watching this and we would make bets for who would win, and then we would go outside and do our own simulation lol. If anything you just made me want to revisit the show, so thanks!

  • @bernardabang4107
    @bernardabang4107 11 месяцев назад

    I loved every episode of this series. It was unique and relied on data not sentiments to decide who was deadliest per episode.

  • @travis7211
    @travis7211 Год назад

    Discovered you 3 weeks ago. Binged 95% of your videos since then. Keep it up, because it's hilarious!

  • @KravistDillonT
    @KravistDillonT Год назад

    I love these videos the most of everything you watch. I still have a few Deadliest Warrior episodes in my iTunes purchases. I loved this show back in the day. I’ll be here watching and liking very Deadliest Warrior video you do

  • @Stainhall
    @Stainhall Год назад +1

    that guy needed a sling to hurl a rock at half the speed an average highschool pitcher can throw a baseball

  • @willhouston2680
    @willhouston2680 6 месяцев назад

    And the winner is the guy with a spear.... u know the weapon that all medievel armies wielded. Great video Chris!

  • @nathangreen4539
    @nathangreen4539 Год назад +1

    I like these episodes a lot more. I like seeing obscure ancient weapons instead of different guns and bombs

  • @Jords329
    @Jords329 Год назад

    Love the videos my guy, keep it up!

  • @elliotness11
    @elliotness11 4 месяца назад

    Spike was that channel that knew its audience and delivered, this was my fav show, subscribed!

  • @alexwilliams2788
    @alexwilliams2788 Год назад

    Dude please don't stop this is the best deadliest warrior you've done I only see it getting better