Hansen vs Predator is The Most Uncomfortable Show Ever
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- Опубликовано: 22 июн 2020
- Today we take a look at Hansen vs Predator, the most uncomfortable show ever. More specifically we're watching an episode that I've wanted to cover for the longest time, the pizza one. Anyways enjoy!
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Just reading through the comments and watching as Chris discovers 100% of his fan base owns a clipboard lol
honestly my biggest L yet lol
I do own a clipboard and am a Hanson fan but I only use it for my job
I too own a clipboard and I am a fan of Hansen
I also have a work-related clipboard in my house and like Chris Hansen. Someday I will get a new job and relinquish the clipboard.
yet
As a former 13 year old, I can confirm - 13 year olds are not fun to hang out with 👀😂
😂
I have a sister that is 15 years younger than me.
Made me remember how horrible I was when I was a teenager watching how horrible my sister was.
Isn't everyone past the age of 13 a former 13 year old?
@@gucknichtso2864 that's the point ;)
Sometimes I think about preds from my youth, and realize, hey, as a 25 year old now, I have absolutely NO impulse to hang out with a 13 year old???
Nobody over the age of 13 has ever willingly hung out with a 13 year old, the fact alone that he thinks this is super normal is very incriminating
He knows its not normal, he's just trying to justify his bullshit
I'm 25 and even an 18 year old sketches me out lol, I have a few 18 y/o coworkers and man we have SUPER different interests
I’m 18 and wouldn’t hang with a 13 year old unless I was babysitting or something
@@aliencafe when I was still in retail at 21-22 even having 18-year-old coworkers at that age I didn't want to hang out with them lol
@@MrDeano-eu9rg oh for sure, but him trying to justify it by saying "I just wanted to hang out" really dug his hole even deeper
Imagine being a guy who meets a nice girl at a bar and saying, “hey you look familiar”, only for her to tell you that she’s the girl who played the 13 year old in TCAP. You then proceed to question your whole existence and check for Chris around every corner
WOW
Its only weird if she was in character when you holla at her 😂
@@ender8124 lmfao
Nervous Nelly is a national treasure
@@Mr.PDF_Fileshe really is. She was one of the best decoys (second maybe to Casey in the Ocean County, NJ and Bowling Green, KY stings) and was instrumental in catching these guys… I hope she’s doing well.
I do love that this sting has both the best and worst decoys with Nelly and the 48 year old Marine living with his mommy and his daddy though I love both in their own way.
I love how Chris keeps refusing to introduce himself and almost sounds lowkey offended that dude doesn't know who he is lol
I mean, at this point, how do any of these guys not know about Chris Hansen.
I like to imagine for a brief moment, the guy is beginning to think he's in some sort of Twilight Zone supernatural moral judgment situation. Like out of thin air, this tall baritone appears to force him to confront his worst self.
to be fair if i was confronting a pedophile and all they have to say is "are you her dad?" "youre making me nervous" id be pretty pissed
LOL I am convinced that what it is, he’s like “No you should know who I am.”
All the rube had to do was say "If you don't want to tell me who you are, and you're not the father of the woman in here, then get the fuck out of our house."
"Well, I already ordered the pizza so I can't back out now."
famous last words.
You have to be the worst predator ever if you don't know Chris Hansen. That would be like wandering around in a tank top bumping into your ex in a parking garage and not knowing who Dhar Mann is.
this is A+ thank you
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣 Top tier comment sir. 🍻
Dead....... Bahahahahahahaha. You win the internet
I actually wonder though are there like predator rings going on underground where tons of them meet up? Cause how would you tell which ones are not feds lmao. Not to mention how they go about finding these rings in the first place you don't just search them up like discord groups. Predators like this guy probably just "operate" on their own and maybe don't even classify themselves as predators
The best was when they’d have a cop dressed in a literal gilley suit standing right on the driveway as the guys tried running away, he’d then pounce on them in the suit. It was hilarious
I just went and looked that up. Nobody prepared me for that scene. I'm still laughing
@@bUrRiEdaLiVe6 told you, it’s amazing
Yeah I just watched that clip I was dying when I saw freakin Captain MacMillan tackle that guy
@@sharkinator7819 Chris Hansen on comms like “Take him out or let him pass, your call.”
That's my absolute favorite when they're freaked out by the bush chasing them. 😂
3:23 this was brought up actually in an episode of hansen vs predator, where their sting operation at that house had to be expedited with less chatter and more grabber, because some group chat or forum or something tipped off that Hansen was in town and "to be extra careful". The change the house every sting episode, but they use the one house for multiple baits per episode and arrange the timing so they don't collide with each other (Which did happen at one point)
It happened a couple times I think.
I remember one of them actually sat down with Chris and the other guy and joined the interview but I remember another time where the guy walked in and saw the interview and walked back out… I could be misremembering though
There was one house where they had so many pedos coming they were running into each other. 😂 they were arresting one dude in the backyard as quiet as possible while another pedo was walking in the front door. 😂
@@FetidafNo, you’re right! The guy who walks in then walks out cried like a b1tch and it’s one of my favorite arrest.
The man is obviously deranged. He brought grapefruit juice to drink with pizza.
Yeah who tf drinks that with pizza lol
Who tf drinks that period question mark
@@Allyourbase1990 a pedo 🙃
@@LBOOGIEDAMANN I love grapefruit juice but definitely a breakfast drink only
mans has to be pissing acid!!! 🤣🤣
“He’s the Batman of the pedophile community” That’s a good line.
He really is. Look at how he seemingly materialized out of the darkness.
Batman would be throwing that guy through a window.
"Chat is chat"
"And showing up is showing up. And guess what? You showed up."
That is movie quality dialogue. I really enjoyed that back-and-forth.
Dude, I was literally scrolling through the section while watching the video and as sued as I started reading yours, the portion of the video that shows this dialogue actually happened!
That was some wild timing on my part
"Your sink sprung a leak, that only happens on tv" got me good
I love how hes enjoying the pizza. He knows it's his last real meal before jail 😂
I wish it was his last meal before jail, but unfortunately it’s all cap, they never get arrested. They cannot arrest them unless they touch the child, and the “child” they think they’re talking to is actually of age. The show is just more to expose them to their wives and fam and public.
They could be charged with solicitation (or some equivalent).
@@brookarellastyle260 you know that solicitation of a minor is a felony, sending "d" pics to a minor is a felony. He could absolutely be arrested.
@@titansarepeople1797 the problem isn’t the crime its the investigation. You have to do stings for predators a certain way or it can be thrown out or even considered entrapment
@@thejohnsoneffect3467 I'm aware that they have to avoid a few things, but you are referring to a team who has been doing this since the 90's they know what they're doing.
“The Batman of the Pedophile community” this is literally the most perfect way to describe Chris Hansen 😂😂😂
when i watched this video, at first i thought that the actress was a bit awkward, but when i went to watch the actual episode, she actually did a great job. was witty and engaging the pizzaman.
I thought the awkwardness was good because that's honestly how a lot of kids act, especially around strangers
@@orrangejuiceexactly!
I’ll never get how so many of them act so smug and cocky even when faced with the disgusting shit they said lol
yes exactly lol
Because they honestly believe that they won't have anything happen to them. Which in some cases, nothing does happen. But a lot of them get arrested after investigations.
Some of the shit I’ve seen on TCAP said to “children” I wouldn’t even say to my damn wife out of fear of her thinking I’m a freak
Because they get thrown into PC, they aren't put in with the gang bangers and murderers. Otherwise they would get fucked up in prison. Justice system does everything it can to "protect" these inmates for some stupid disgusting reason.
I think it's a defense mechanism. They're trying to come across as not scared or guilty.
Dude, you have to make more “Hansen vs Predators” reaction videos. This was awsome.
Soon!
@@ChrisJamesTV liar
@@777superlightwater lmao
Yesssss big agree
How many of you saw this and thought it was pewdiepie
14:49 The way they all emerge from the darkness is top tier physical comedy
He is not relaxed, i'm pretty sure he is knowing he is going to jail and wants to eats some pizza before he goes.
Dude chugging down pizza like he's getting every tray stolen for the next 5-20yrs.🤣🤣🤣
😭😅😂
🤣
Hes having a last meal before he gets turned into a meal
😂😂😂 Ayo lmao
@@trevordenver9877 prisons segregate pedos to keep them from dying en masse
Jesus, that poor teenage girl. While she's faking, this guy's lust is VERY REAL and he could have just done WAYYYY worse than "I'm just gonna reach for a hug."
She wasn't even acting. Legit nervousness right there.
And he folds his pizza in half, the sicko
you men awkward sex with a girl and mothing more?
no he has more in mind, saw his eye closer this time. do with adults dude.
Fun Fact: Hansen vs. Predator is actually an Alien vs. Predator spin off. It was conceptualized as a new take on the 2000s classic crossover and was, in fact, the first double crossover in TV history.
They only got Hansen bc he auditioned well... the previous show (TCAP) being focused on predators is solely coincidental.
Imagine being a friend of Chris Hansen and you have a football night at his place and he suddenly says "please! Have a seat" 😶
Ok but why does he look like the Walmart version of Jimmy Kimmel
Lol yesss
OMG, I was like he has to be an actor, I know I've seen him somewhere before, thats it
that's all i could think of 😭😭😭
Kimmel only abuses kids on Epstein’s island, he doesn’t go to their house.
Jimmy kimmel + h3 love child
Hansen just strolls in with a clip board and I have not laughed this hard in a while because he FREAKING OWNS IT.
"Montesama314, why don't you take a seat?"
Dude your humour is on point. The "you have ranch?" line cracked me up
Man, I've watched Chris Hasen since the first airing back in 2004. I'm now 33 and it's still so entertaining. You love to see it happen to these creeps and predators. Doing a good public service IMO.
I heard it stopped being aired in 2008 but I believe it should’ve never been stopped cause these people need to be catched
@@TianaBarker He does another show with a similar premise now I believe. It's a public service for sure. They stopped originally because I believe one of the predators "Roblox" himself so legal reasons had to stop the show. So now it's a less known online venture I believe.
"Do you have any ranch? " This is a social experiment"
I DIED!!! Lolol I could not stop laughing!!!
Oh man, that “take a nap for dinner” line can only come from someone who has known that struggle 😂
Ong 😂
Chris I’ve been binging all your videos for the last couple weeks, you deserve soooooo many subscribers! I can’t wait to see your channel gain exposure because your content is so great!
I own a few clip boards. They're convenient for dungeons and dragons when you have a lot of stuff on the table
"I'll just take a nap for dinner" was the most relatable thing I've heard. 8 year old me was not prepared for adulthood
I think they have to use images of actual underage girls because if they used the actor's image it would be a legal loophole for the predator to get off scot-free. Any lawyer could point out the simple fact that the "predator" was attracted to a legal consenting adult which would make a strong case for entrapment and that they're not a pedophile. They could probably go as far as saying they could tell she wasn't underaged from the photos. That's the only logical reason I can think of, knowing our legal system.
Makes sense. "Role-playing chatroom" and whatnot.
_"I could tell she wasn't actually underage in the photo, everything we talked about was just role-playing."_
Weren't age-reduced photos used for a while, or still are?
@@natashaestes154 no idea. But I feel like the same role-playing case could made. Like, "This is clearly photoshopped!" 🤔
Pretty sure the parents give permission if they’re real images, but they still blur them when Chris shows the transcripts on screen
Yeah. We are already dealing with them trying the "I didn't actually touch or interact with a real child" defense, once they realize it was a sting. Just consider ourselves lucky we are allowed to arrest these bums through this method. With a lot of other crimes, you gotta wait til someone is actually harmed to take any action.
Which, I understand the reason for.. if you could arrest someone for the perceived intention to harm, a lot of jerk offs would use that to arrest a lot of innocent people.
But in this case, with kids, I think its clearly warranted.
*That one camera man was HYSTERICAL*
"Sometimes when I'm hungry and I don't quite have food I want in the house I take a nap for dinner"
Finally, someone who gets it.
You can tell this guy is very familiar with TCAP, because as soon as Chris Hansen says who he is, the guy starts glancing around like he’s waiting for the camera crew to come in.
Stumbled upon this channel today, you are criminally underrated. Love the content, and I will be watching your career closely
Same thing here, just fell down a rabbit hole
creepy way of putting it
Hilarious way of putting it
The funniest christ hansen moment was when he was doing an undercover thing not related to this and the guy being filmed brings up TCAP and hansen and he's talking to chris hansen and doesn't realize it lol
This episode is epic! I can’t lie, this used to be my show. The most epic line ever…”have a seat”. Dude is actually eating a slice of pizza, and says “is this illegal”? The pizza should also be a hint to predators. Dude has this ridiculous conversation with Chris Hansen of all people, and literally goes with it forever, and pretends to not know who he’s talking to. I gotta give him props for not just cracking immediately. I love that South Park episode. Want a slice LOL. And sorry dude, but you looked like that awkward kid from We’re The Millers as a kids lol.
I think he started eating the pizza because he knew that it was likely to be the last time he would have access to pizza for a long time hahaha
That and probably just a nervous response
That pizza does look good as shit
@@ryanmcwilliams8784 I just wish he’d used it as an excuse.
“I mean yeah, I came here to do illegal things with a minor. But, I did bring really good pizza.”
For the record, these dudes get pizza in prison. It's probably trash but it's still a pizza.
@@phant0mdummy school quality with roma taste
“The Batman of the pedophile community.” 😂 😂 😂
I would have paid money for him to do "I'M CHRIS HANSON!" in the Christian Bale voice.
🤣🤣🤣
*Seeing 14 year old Chris was golden*
Lmao, I have a clipboard but it's for nerd reasons. I play tabletops like d&d and a lifelong friend from a group gave the whole group clipboards cuz we always struggled to find a hard surface to write on since the board took up most of our small tables. Love your vids, the jokes feel so organic! Keep creating!
Chris, you poke fun at TV absurdity the same way my wife and I do. We're big fans! Your channel deserves way more subscribers.
Thank you, I’m glad you guys like the vids!
This is so true!
Man you crack me the hell up!! "Sometimes I just take a nap. I might want to eat but then I just take a nap for dinner!" Classic. Gotta use that one!
The way he says "heavy metal song" almost hints that the two things often coincide
i couldn’t stop laughing throughout this video you comments were too funny def became a subscriber to the channel great work!
"This isn't the year 7" lol I'm dying
I love how this guy put away like over half a large pizza over the course of the conversation
Those are rookie numbers
RIGHT
Nervousness
That last meal! 🤣
To be fair, it was pretty much the same size as a medium so 🤷♀️
Your Hansen impression is perfect 😭 even the cadence
5:02 lol those extra bits of production humour always get me
4:50 chris the sting girl is 19 they use 19 year old girls usually (mostly ones that look much younger than 19)
and those girls that's their job, they signed up for that to help catch predators, they're super brave and deserve a lot of respect for what they do to protect our young children from messed people.
also i do not own a clipboard either!.
Exactly why they should use the actually decoys pics from a few years back. Makes it more believable but these people who show up are dumb to begin with
@Senior Shakingmyhead. Easy, who cares. He's with someone making a difference...
They absolutely deserve the utmost respect.
They’re putting themselves out there on a television show and in the same room as dangerous people to help catch these guys… Chris Hansen get a lot of the credit (and rightfully so in most cases) but his position is much different from the initial decoy meeting these people… anything could happen in those few seconds and I commend them and thank them for all they’ve done.
I just discovered your videos and have been binging them all day while I’m sick. How do you not have more followers? Keep it up! So good
I think his lizard brain was like "if we enough pizza fast enough we will be ok"
Man, you made me lol so many times. The Sokol episode is legendary
One thing about Jeff Sokol: he is a pretty tidy eater of pizza. After one bite I look like a homeless person. This guy - neat as a pin. Imagine this trait being your only redeeming quality tho.
Yeah he really went to town on that slice
🤣😂😭💀
Chris has been perfecting that Chris Hansen impression for the last year or so
and it paid off god damn it
Can I just say I am so glad I stumbled across your page. Your reaction videos are fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
9:57 I hate it too man when he smiles & laughs & snickers being so smug & full of himself when the contract is brought up. What a tool…
I think you're right about that one camera guy. Maybe he's there to instigate the guys to grab the camera or something thus guaranteeing at least one criminal charge. He definitely gets within arms reach.
You are so underrated, keep it up❤️❤️
I appreciate it!!
Necro-comment, I saw this after your Criss Angel mindfreak episode and my sick brain was creating an entirely different show, Criss Angel vs predator.
the gross thing is that they go to jail for such a small amount of time. They just have probation and register as a sex offender.
You know, I thought the guy would try to "Steamed Hams" his way through this. Just a series of lies, but nope. He just powers through with "YEP, TOTALLY CAME TO SEE THIS KID, WHAT'S WRONG, YOU A COP OR SOMETHING?"
Chris I own a clip board. I work at a shipping store and I use it to count inventory and other stuff my aging brain needs to remember. Having my own is just a case of "having my own shit at work means it won't go missing"
You slamming the cup down and saying "do have ranch" was like the climax of the entire video. I fucking love watching your videos man
Dude...those sneakers on top of the table behind you is making me insane!!!! My Italian grandmother would've lost her mind...it's bad luck!
I love how they always say it’s a theater student or an actor like you need to be trained for these decoys to believe it
I own a clipboard. It's not all fancy like Chris Hansen's though. It's literally just a board with a clip. Also, I love your channel ❤ ! You really need to have more subscribers. Well you have one more now!
Judd Apatow sure has hit a downward slide since “This is 40”
Your impression of Chris Hansen makes me absolutely lose my shit. You’ve gotta give us another episode on To Catch a Predator.
It’s so hard to hear your videos sometimes because I’m always laughing so loud over what you’re saying so I have to rewind it just to keep up 🤦🏽♀️😭🤣 I wanna hang out with you so bad ik I’d be in gut busting tears 🤣 you’re so groovy ☺️
I hope he at least waited until he got to CT to buy the pizza. Bringing pizza on a 3 hour drive before eating is just rude.
I don't think I could smell a pizza for 3 hours without eating some
Your videos are gold man. You're gonna be a big deal sooner than later. Keep up the great work!
Not him sitting there eating the pizza and listening like Chris Hanson is telling him a bedtime story 😂
“I’ll just take a nap for dinner” 😂 that was brilliant.
The “Ha classic, f***, f***, why did I f***ing say that?!“ is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Time to subscribe.
“Do you have ranch?” lol how u know you’re from the midwest😭😂
it’s my heroin
You had me rolling with this video. Hilarious.
Dude is absolutely cold blooded and calculated in his reactions towards Hansen. He's gross
They may have been calculated. But damn he’s bad at math.
Yes plz
Ok
I like how soliciting sex from a minor doesn’t make him gross to you, but the nervous mannerisms do lmao
@@beanieguitarguy4070that's a whole different sentence lol how'd you come to that conclusion
I recently discovered you and have kinda been binging your videos. I think this one is my favorite so far. ^_^
Thank you so much!!
Thank YOU so much! For making me laugh so hard. I would request more HGTV ones, but I understand that it's a copywrite(?) Nightmare for you!
Watch the chris angel mindfreak one 🤣
@@bajafishtaco I have!! It's hard to pick a favorite because all his videos are freaking GOLD, but so far this and the babe VHS ones are *chefs kiss*
The original show To Catch A Predator is already uncomfortable, but somehow Hansen vs Predator made it a whole lot worse
Chris James not only do I own a clipboard but I also have curtains in my doorways
This dude has a disturbing amount of chill
Haha I definitely have had a nap for dinner! Oh my god! Nothing to eat in the house? Too lazy to do anything about it? Just take a nap 🤣
It’s the perfect recipe for happiness
Clip boards come in clutch when I forget it's the 21st century
"Nobody has curtains on their door frames." I do, because I live somewhere quite cold and it helps reduce the draft considerably.
"Sokol probably should have brought napkins" Fuck I love this show, so bizarre yet doing good at the same time, it's an odd concept. 13 year old me stumbled upon this and loved it.
I remember one where the guy brought brownies and Chris walks in and says "How's it taste?" Absolutely brilliant television
“I’ll just take a nap for dinner” hit me real hard and I feel attacked lol
*takes exaggerated guzzle from water bottle and slams in on the table*
"Do you have ranch?" 😂😂
Got three clipboards < but from working at the cable company and needing to have customers sign work orders before the digital upgrade to the techs ...
I have been a fan for a few months and have watched a few of your videos. This is my favorite one so far lol. Great work
Just found your channel and idk your delivery and jokes make me genuinely laugh when I’m usually just stone face consumer of media, subbed and egging you on to your next milestone
I love ranch with pizza.
Good videos dude.
I don’t own a clipboard either.
I subbed this time. 🤙🏻
I love when the predators wants to stop talking and cover their faces from cameras when the camera men come out as if they haven’t been recording since they got there
It's been a whole ass year but we need more HvP and TCaP videos from you. I can't get enough
you’re becoming my fav youtuber and i love it
you really mean that 🥺
Chris James i do🥺, i love your content sm
izzy same he’s sooooo underrated
The 'do you have any ranch' got me😂💀
They probably don’t recognize it’s a sting because To Catch a Predator is legit a horror show to them
Just found your channel, been binging it all day, love it!
I do, however own a clipboard. It was my father-in-law's when he coached HS basketball, so that might not count.