Deadliest Warrior Was Worse Than I Remember

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2022
  • Today we take a look at another show from my childhood that I wonder, was it actually bad? Well kinda. Definitely worse than I remember.
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  • @dozerjohn
    @dozerjohn 2 года назад +2448

    I remember a friend of mine treated this show as absolute gospel and he insisted that this is the ultimate proof an science. Problem is that this lad was not 12, he was 25.

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 2 года назад +119

      awwww, bless him

    • @mattiismouse1086
      @mattiismouse1086 2 года назад +110

      I know some people who treat death battle like this

    • @Meekmillan
      @Meekmillan 2 года назад +65

      The education system failed that man

    • @djtoxicdhg
      @djtoxicdhg 2 года назад +13

      Lmfao

    • @zackevans5844
      @zackevans5844 2 года назад +37

      I was like 9 years old and I infact treated this like gospel lol.

  • @TheCheat420
    @TheCheat420 2 года назад +658

    "Spike tv, the Axe Phoenix of cable television."
    That's so specific and so accurate.

    • @knuckle12356
      @knuckle12356 2 года назад +6

      Not only did you beat me to the punch, but you worded this almost EXACTLY how I had planned to.
      Usually is like; hey, me too lol!
      This time is like; why is my comment already here..?
      You know what this means, right? Me neither.

    • @TheCasualGamer13
      @TheCasualGamer13 2 года назад +2

      Lol I literally use axe phoenix haha and I get nothing but compliments on my smell. Little do they know…

    • @darklyripley6138
      @darklyripley6138 2 года назад +2

      @@TheCasualGamer13 Phoenix is actually surprisingly good. There’s a reason why out of all the different scents they’ve released, Phoenix is still being sold.

  • @nbcboy20
    @nbcboy20 2 года назад +885

    I can’t believe you just glossed over the fight sequence. That was the greatest comedy gold of every episode by far. It was fascinating to see how they would arm each warrior with like 5-6 different weapons and try to fit them all into a single fight. It was just great to see a guy drop his AR15 and pull out his sling shot 😂

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +74

      No more bullets but I have this slingshot and some rocks lol

    • @kvbstudios316
      @kvbstudios316 Год назад +62

      You totally forgot the Spetznatz projectile knife blade that was like, THE DECIDING FACTOOOOOR.

    • @guilhermehx7159
      @guilhermehx7159 Год назад

      4 weapons

    • @Zynet_Eseled
      @Zynet_Eseled Год назад +2

      ​@@sorrenblitz805 y'know, could load a grenade onto it containing a remote detonator. Better accuracy than just chucking it by hand

    • @stephenschiffman5940
      @stephenschiffman5940 Год назад +12

      Yeah, thankfully in later seasons they kinda fixed this by just having a team of like, 4 or 5 warriors on each side.

  • @ThiccOleCat
    @ThiccOleCat 2 года назад +750

    My strongest memory from this show was a weird one. The Vlad the Impaler episode, the "Vlad specialist" gets waaaaaay too into the impalement demonstration.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +98

      He was just waaaaay too into his role period. He seemed almost turned on to be representing Dracula lol

    • @DelayedAction1
      @DelayedAction1 2 года назад +38

      Was that the one where he drank the mannequins blood? It's either that one or the Shaolin vs Maui

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +20

      @@DelayedAction1 if you mean Maori, maybe seems like something both would do

    • @DelayedAction1
      @DelayedAction1 2 года назад +8

      @@sorrenblitz805 I did, I spelled it like the Moana character didn't I lol

    • @braddotson3429
      @braddotson3429 2 года назад +16

      @@DelayedAction1 no, you spelled it like the Hawaiian island

  • @skaldi8347
    @skaldi8347 2 года назад +461

    The bizarre tiny detail about this show that sticks with me is that the narrator is doing an impression of the narrator's voice from the movie 300

    • @boondocksaint253
      @boondocksaint253 2 года назад +168

      In keeping with the weirdness of this show, the narrator IS in fact the 300’s narrator as well. David Wenham

    • @skaldi8347
      @skaldi8347 2 года назад +47

      @@boondocksaint253 my mind is completely blown

    • @boondocksaint253
      @boondocksaint253 2 года назад +23

      @@skaldi8347 I think that when Chris compared this show to a fever dream, he really hit it on the head!

    • @anaussie213
      @anaussie213 2 года назад +12

      @@boondocksaint253 haha yep, I always knew they'd never have been able to get such a good impression (which was an Australian doing an impression of a Brit). Had to be wenham.

    • @boondocksaint253
      @boondocksaint253 2 года назад +14

      @@anaussie213 Very distinctive! I remember thinking “hey the 300 guy” and looked it up then. I just confirmed it before I posted, because of what I said in the last comment. That whole thing is a fever dream.

  • @stevieweevie218
    @stevieweevie218 2 года назад +142

    "A child's toy turned deadly sniper weapon!" -Guy with intense voice who played Faramir in LoTR and a spartan in 300

  • @Blokewood3
    @Blokewood3 2 года назад +574

    At the time Deadliest Warrior came out, there weren't a lot of tests being done with old weapons or armor, so the show was pretty interesting for that, just to get an idea of how effective they were. After the show ended, numerous youtube channels popped up that test and talk about old weapons.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +53

      Yeah and alot of those channels straight up shit blasted Deadliest Warrior's historical accuracy lol.

    • @dysn3961
      @dysn3961 2 года назад +23

      Yeah, like it was interesting to see how some weapons interacted with different kinds of armor, wasn’t really seen anywhere else

    • @doomguy5815
      @doomguy5815 2 года назад +21

      @@sorrenblitz805 I could care less about any of that myself, it was just a fun show to watch.

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 Год назад +14

      Actually probably the one good thing was to inspire interest in such tests

    • @HeirofDacia
      @HeirofDacia Год назад +4

      @@doomguy5815 But then there were idiots who believed the show to be 100% accurate...

  • @waynesmiley2207
    @waynesmiley2207 2 года назад +328

    The coolest part of this show to me when I was younger was discovering the cool looking weapons from various cultures and time periods.

  • @blackdragon5274
    @blackdragon5274 2 года назад +285

    Deadliest warrior taught me the concept of a "pointlessly unfair matchup" with knight vs pirate. Pirate only had like 400 years of technology on the knight...

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +8

      Not unless you're talking about like a Crusader. Pirates and Medieval knights had pretty comparable technology. Pirates are more willing to fight dirty though.

    • @blackdragon5274
      @blackdragon5274 2 года назад +41

      @@sorrenblitz805 no they really didn't ...

    • @abeautifulmachine2766
      @abeautifulmachine2766 Год назад +44

      haha i remember that episode isn't that the one where in the final "fight simulation" or whatever the knight smacks the pirate in the face with a morning star and it has no effect? 🤣

    • @HeirofDacia
      @HeirofDacia Год назад +11

      @@sorrenblitz805 medieval knights had no flintlock pistols.

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Год назад +3

      @@HeirofDacia yeah, but flintlock pistols were trash.

  • @geraldkuklinski9543
    @geraldkuklinski9543 Год назад +116

    My favorite example of an "expert" being consulted was in an episode 1000 Ways to Die. A guy suffocated having sex with a BBW and the description under the "expert's" name was Chubby Chaser.

    • @arthurwilliams5357
      @arthurwilliams5357 Год назад +12

      What a legend

    • @rogeliocampos352
      @rogeliocampos352 Год назад +12

      Those where the days 😂

    • @marcussinclaire4890
      @marcussinclaire4890 11 месяцев назад +4

      Holy crap I remember that!!😂

    • @RytheCodplayer
      @RytheCodplayer 9 месяцев назад

      AHAHAHAHA! Man I miss Spike TV. Pros Vs Joes, Manswers, Deadlist Warrior, and 1000 ways to die. Those were the days

    • @pavelthefabulous5675
      @pavelthefabulous5675 5 месяцев назад

      As far as ways to die, that is certainly one of them.

  • @slushydude369
    @slushydude369 2 года назад +438

    fucking love how the Irish guy clearly thinks this is the dumbest thing he could possibly be doing with his time and also how annoyed he is that they’re comparing the IRA to the taliban

    • @dave2808
      @dave2808 2 года назад +128

      Probably thinking to himself “goddamn I miss fighting the English. No, instead I’m do this”

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад

      The only real reason they did that is because both organizations are labeled as Terrorists and they're both fighting a rebellion against what they see as foreign invaders. That's why Mr. Nail Bomb Guy was blurred out, putting him on TV would probably have the British Government all over him.

    • @joeymediauk
      @joeymediauk 2 года назад

      They are both scumbags tbf

    • @stevenbacon-cheddar9914
      @stevenbacon-cheddar9914 Год назад +24

      Why do you think they convinced the producers the slingshot is a real weapon for anything but killing squirrels and pigeons? 😂

    • @jetmcgee4218
      @jetmcgee4218 Год назад +31

      @@stevenbacon-cheddar9914 slingshots can absolutely kill someone if you've seen the big ones

  • @rubeng370
    @rubeng370 2 года назад +242

    As a kid when I was like 10-12 years old, I was pissed that the Ninja went against the Spartan. Why not the Ninja vs Shaolin Monk and the Knight vs Spartan?
    It was so dumb for doing that.
    I love this show as a kid but upset they never returned after the Vampire Zombie episode :(
    They still sell the game on Xbox One

    • @Anomalocaria
      @Anomalocaria 2 года назад +29

      i mean, that's still quite a mismatch lol. what most people think of when they hear the word 'knight' still has like a thousand years of technological advancement on Spartan soldiers.
      i think that sort of mismatch was kind of the point of the show, though. you take two very different kinds of fighters from two very different kinds of cultures and you have a big ol' circlejerk about it. or - at least - that's what it seems like it was supposed to be, because that's what the first four episode were like.

    • @BearWith_You
      @BearWith_You 2 года назад +20

      I was pissed it was Ninja vs Spartan and Pirate vs Knight. Where the hells Ninja vs Pirate!

    • @AcDCsama-rt5qz
      @AcDCsama-rt5qz 2 года назад +21

      I was more pissed because I was such a ninja fanatic. I thought ningas were so skilled that they'd kill anyone. I do remember the ninja expert said that ninja would win cuz he'd attack the spartan when he's asleep. Lmao I was also pissed that ninja jumped from the tree screaming trying to assassinate the spartan. Screaming. Why would a silent killer scream?

    • @BearWith_You
      @BearWith_You 2 года назад +1

      @@AcDCsama-rt5qz Omg I remember the ninja doing that. I think even as a teenager I was like dude wtf why did you give off your position you idiot xD

    • @dave2808
      @dave2808 2 года назад +3

      My brother and I use to play that game and I always played as Sun Tzu

  • @treythompson6601
    @treythompson6601 2 года назад +480

    I might be hallucinating but I feel like they did a zombies vs vampires one.

    • @thenipplethiefo2417
      @thenipplethiefo2417 2 года назад +111

      No they did and it was great

    • @doccholo905
      @doccholo905 2 года назад +105

      They did, I think it was like their last episode. They were clearly running out of ideas lol

    • @MrBf3epicness
      @MrBf3epicness 2 года назад +28

      They did and the zombies ended up winning if I remember correctly cuz the last vampire got infected by their blood

    • @JasperLane
      @JasperLane 2 года назад +31

      @@MrBf3epicness They gave the win to the Vampire but left the note that if the zombies virus could infect the sparkly human bat then the Zombie would win.

    • @1969chgoodwin
      @1969chgoodwin 2 года назад +17

      @@doccholo905 no it was a fan request you can look it up. The producers were going to do a couple episodes the following season on comic book movies including the 1st fantastic 4 and Spiderman but they were cancelled and never got to make them

  • @JordanTyler
    @JordanTyler 2 года назад +743

    Glad they actually went and scientifically investigated which is better, a slingshot or a literal knife.

    • @HailWoden18
      @HailWoden18 2 года назад +71

      If you know how to use a sling, its FARRRRRR deadlier than A knife, it has range. Look it up, slings have always been highly valued in Field Armies. The Romans used the hell out of them and even casted their own Almond shaped projectiles.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 2 года назад +24

      @@HailWoden18 slingshot not a sling lol

    • @toupac3195
      @toupac3195 2 года назад +13

      I tried to slingshot ninja throwing stars when I was young.....didn't work out too well 🥺

    • @SeekerGoldstone
      @SeekerGoldstone 2 года назад +26

      @@mondaysinsanity8193 A sling is more effective than a slingshot but still... their problem here was using plastic BBs.
      If you use proper brass or steel slingshot pellets, you can hunt with a quality slingshot. Not bear hunting obviously but you can definitely kill a man with one, and theres nothing to stop you from launching pepperballs or something similar.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 2 года назад +26

      @@SeekerGoldstone oh i know its also worth noting there was often explosives loaded into those sling shots the ira used lol

  • @Kriscosmic
    @Kriscosmic Год назад +36

    11:48 “if you shoot someone in the face they die” I legitimately had tears from laughing after he said that like it was little known knowledge that being shot in the face was lethal

  • @Dinjur
    @Dinjur Год назад +100

    I remember this show. Everyone watched this show back in the day. I distinctly remember the episode with the KGB. They put their Ballitic Knife against a serrated shovel, and they showed that once the knife was shot, it wasn't really reloadable because the spring tension was just too strong, where as the shovel could be used effectively as is, similar to an axe. Yet, the "expert" gave the edge to the ballistic knife because he said "we're talking about combat here not gardening". Everyone thought that was bullshit.

    • @seangambone8534
      @seangambone8534 Год назад +11

      Spetsnaz. It was Green Berets v. Spetsnaz. And Spetsnaz won

    • @Dinjur
      @Dinjur Год назад +9

      @@seangambone8534 which was bullshit

    • @marcussinclaire4890
      @marcussinclaire4890 11 месяцев назад +2

      My brother was in the army and they definitely tech you to kill with your shovel.😂

    • @todydn
      @todydn Месяц назад

      The balistuc knife the russians use us fired by a 357 blank. You cannot get them in the us as the size of the blade as a projectile makes it a destructive device you cant even do a request form w the atf for one the spring remakes are just dangerous if the spring is strong enough to be effective

  • @ReelScreams
    @ReelScreams 2 года назад +401

    Oh, man, my whole freakin' family LOVED this show. I remember even buying the DVDs 🤣 Thank you for this video, Chris! Definitely do more episodes of it, please? 🙏

    • @bambi3674
      @bambi3674 2 года назад +10

      Yes i agree! This show was so lit then.

    • @mrmarkygamer
      @mrmarkygamer 2 года назад +4

      👌🙏☝️

    • @fuhlahp9247
      @fuhlahp9247 2 года назад +3

      Outstanding

    • @jakejake909
      @jakejake909 2 года назад +1

      Did you have the game?

    • @ReelScreams
      @ReelScreams 2 года назад +2

      @@jakejake909 there. Was. A. GAME?!?!?! NO! 😮

  • @bandolierboy1908
    @bandolierboy1908 2 года назад +66

    5:47 underrated joke
    Also the entire rpg scene is fake. They never loaded the projectile into the rocket, and in reality that rocket would be traveling much faster than shown here. The show didn’t have the budget for a real rpg missile since they’re ridiculously expensive.

    • @holylettuce4730
      @holylettuce4730 2 года назад +12

      Lol right you could see the wire it was attached too.

    • @christianreyes4104
      @christianreyes4104 2 года назад +6

      It always bothered me that the missile was flying so... Bizarrely, thank you for helping me FINALLY have closure

    • @Thros1
      @Thros1 2 года назад +1

      Probably more of a safety issue no way in hell they were going to let them fire a real rocket propelled grenade

    • @jaksahn3370
      @jaksahn3370 2 года назад

      Same

    • @leoaraujo8590
      @leoaraujo8590 2 года назад +5

      the moment I saw that weak-ass backblast I knew it was fake, even before seeing the "missile" fly.

  • @MouseOfTerror1
    @MouseOfTerror1 2 года назад +181

    Even as a 14 year old I remember questioning how some of their tests could be translated into data analysis. I remember the Mafia vs Cowboys episode as being particularly head scratching in the weapons they compared. At the time I just chalked it up to them being geniuses employed by SpikeTv… now I’m not so sure about their methods.

    • @andrewp8284
      @andrewp8284 2 года назад +4

      Pretty sure it was mafia vs yakuza

    • @R3D_Lantern
      @R3D_Lantern 2 года назад +43

      I think he's referring to the Al Capone v. Jessie James episode.

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac 2 года назад +6

      Al Capone vs Jesse James.

    • @LukeParon
      @LukeParon 2 года назад +32

      As a child (and Italian) I was so furious because in my head there was no scenario where a cowboy with a 6 shooter beats a fully automatic Thompson blasting at them.

    • @davidcook680
      @davidcook680 Год назад +9

      They just lied and made up the results.

  • @detritusofseattle
    @detritusofseattle Год назад +8

    I will say that slingshots are underestimated both on the show and IRL. Historically, sling shots were used as weapons quite a bit, and even a toy slingshot can pack a punch if you set it up right.

  • @ph03nix7331
    @ph03nix7331 2 года назад +124

    the narrators voice is hilarious, it's obviously over exaggerated, but I just imagine a guy with a voice like that doing everyday stuff....ordering coffee, calling to pay a bill, etc

    • @chillemdafoe1738
      @chillemdafoe1738 2 года назад +20

      Is the guy with the eyepatch from 300

    • @notmyenemy101
      @notmyenemy101 2 года назад +5

      @@chillemdafoe1738 I believe so! This show came out right after 300 and I think the first episode was Spartan v Ninja.

    • @chillemdafoe1738
      @chillemdafoe1738 2 года назад +4

      @@notmyenemy101 that was ep 3 first was gladiator vs apache

    • @ph03nix7331
      @ph03nix7331 2 года назад +1

      @@chillemdafoe1738 I'm ngl, I just lol'd for real! You got me with that one hahahah!

    • @anaussie213
      @anaussie213 2 года назад +9

      @@notmyenemy101 David wenham. He was uncredited at the time but I knew no one would have been able to do such a good impression (an Aussie doing an exaggerated Brit accent is one thing but an American doing an Aussie doing an exaggerated Brit accent would be too much).

  • @nicholashodges201
    @nicholashodges201 2 года назад +127

    Thing that always got me with this episode was that they seemed to go for either the ira's desperation weapons (slingshot) or the ones they really wanted but couldn't really get (flamethrowers) instead of the ones they actually used the most such as the PRIG or IPG launchers which were *everywhere* during the troubles.
    But all the episodes were like that

    • @petermirtitsch1235
      @petermirtitsch1235 2 года назад +13

      Or loads of Semtex?

    • @nicholashodges201
      @nicholashodges201 2 года назад +13

      @@petermirtitsch1235 so much freaking semtex. I'm actually kinda surprised their flag didn't have the picture of an exploding trash barrel...

    • @Anomalocaria
      @Anomalocaria 2 года назад +12

      it's weird that they give each party a loadout and then compare the weapons in the loadout individually. how do you compare a flamethrower that has a range of ~50ft with an RPG that doesn't even get to the R part until about ~50ft? what was the point of that?

    • @coax0647
      @coax0647 2 года назад +3

      Or the IRA not getting a little armalite

    • @nicholashodges201
      @nicholashodges201 2 года назад +2

      @@coax0647 I see what you did there.
      I worked in an "Irish" pub. If I *EVER* get my hands on the guy that wrote that abomination...

  • @RedeemerofDark
    @RedeemerofDark Год назад +18

    I won't lie I actually believed that the battle between the two forces was a real simulation and everything. At the very least the way they went about things was just such an awesome concept to me.

  • @Zynet_Eseled
    @Zynet_Eseled Год назад +47

    Let's try and bring this show back to life. With modern tech and film making, the simulation fights could become basically proper short films

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard Год назад +3

      Agreed. And we can possibly get more folklore/fiction/mythology themed fights.
      I mean look at Eli Roth's Urban Legend on Travel Channel that show is basically each episode is a short movie based on a popular scary urban legend and then after said short movie Eli interviews the director about the popular scary urban legend that inspired said short movie and the process of making said short movie.

    • @HereticalPreist
      @HereticalPreist 11 месяцев назад +1

      I’m on board with this as long as we get to see Knight vs Spartan

  • @Coreisus
    @Coreisus 2 года назад +57

    I love how the guy's like "the taliban likes to shoot with a spray" to justify his misses... after he took individual shots without spraying...

    • @anarchistangel2314
      @anarchistangel2314 7 месяцев назад

      Lmao you think these dudes had the budget for a legal machine gun?
      Don't get me wrong I'm also disappointed but i think you expect too much from the people who couldn't even get their hands on a Russian flamethrower and apparently don't know that full auto rental ranges exist

  • @wh0aheavy
    @wh0aheavy 2 года назад +287

    I'd love a video on 1000 ways to die. I watched that show way too much as a kid, and I still don't know if any of those stories are true lol

    • @strange11220
      @strange11220 2 года назад +16

      Seriously! I've always wondered where they came up with em too!

    • @TMT66666
      @TMT66666 2 года назад +9

      There is so much cringe associated with this show. I believe death by farting on explosive chemical was one of them.

    • @TakBonez
      @TakBonez 2 года назад +13

      @@TMT66666 the boobjob exploding on the airplane was the best

    • @shonhenderson4227
      @shonhenderson4227 2 года назад +18

      @@TakBonez yooo that one was too funny😂. It’s actually real you can google the article the only difference is the woman didn’t actually die.

    • @andersonsteelrod8121
      @andersonsteelrod8121 2 года назад +3

      “True” is such a strong word.

  • @izi5150
    @izi5150 2 года назад +35

    I remember that I thought it was funny how angry the experts got when they lost a challenge. Even funnier when their weapons didn’t perform as well as they thought it would, but they still cheered and tried to sell it.

  • @jacob9538
    @jacob9538 9 месяцев назад +7

    It's funny that a Taliban guy criticizes the flame thrower for being a suicide mission.

  • @skullkid692
    @skullkid692 2 года назад +92

    The tests were really inconsistent as well. And the system used to "simulate" the fights was very questionable.

    • @javierfito5077
      @javierfito5077 2 года назад +31

      It looks that the simution software was a Excel Spreadsheet haha

    • @doccholo905
      @doccholo905 2 года назад +11

      Season 2 was a bit better, they improved on their simulation with more variables

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 2 года назад +5

      No no it was state of the art they said so

  • @honeyyb
    @honeyyb 2 года назад +29

    Dude even sounds like Dane Cook, if I didn't know better I'd straight up believe it's him lmao

  • @aramisramos4449
    @aramisramos4449 2 года назад +13

    What I noticed as a kid was in almost every episode the main host and the computer guy would be rooting for opposing sides going in and then just before the simulation they would both change their answers.

  • @AdamPalomino
    @AdamPalomino Год назад +7

    My favourite episode (and I am being sarcastic) had to be 'Jesse James vs Al Capone'. Hoo boy let's go over this one....
    Colt revolvers vs Thompson submachine: They gave the edge to the Thompson fortunately, but it was 2 to 1. The '1' citing that it was a better display with the pistols, as if that suddenly meant pistols are now comparable to automatic weapons. It gets worse from here.
    Bowie Knife (9" blade) vs Stiletto (5"blade): They give the edge to the freaking Stiletto citing 'concealability', like this isn't already going to be an all-out battle and somehow stealth tactics are suddenly relevant. WTF!?
    Pineapple bomb vs Winchester rifle: And now we're comparing explosives to rifles ffs. Honestly, this can go either way depending on the circumstances. They gave the edge to the Winchester in any case, which was strange given the 'battlefield' actually suited grenade type weapons a lot more. And finally....
    'Pistol whip' vs Brass knuckles: Here, the team decides using a gun to bludgeon someone is more effective and efficient than using tailor made knuckles to get the job done. At this point I'm done, I'm finished, this show is complete trash. Any of you over the age of 18 at the time who took this tripe as gospel need to give your heads a wobble, I hope you've grown up since.
    Oh and if you're curious about who 'won', it was Jesse James. *slow claps*

  • @YourLowGPA
    @YourLowGPA 2 года назад +65

    This was the same thing that my friends and I did with Deadliest Warrior. Also, the episode with the guy going crazy on the gel torso is Season 2, Episode 26: Navy SEAL vs Israeli Commando

    • @jacobaybara1480
      @jacobaybara1480 2 года назад +11

      Just scrolled down to see if someone had already said this. Chris, please do this episode. It's gold.

    • @GB-hj3xp
      @GB-hj3xp 2 года назад +5

      You’d think a SEAL would be a bit…I don’t know…stealthier perhaps?…

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад +13

      @@GB-hj3xp Well when you're that close you can just trauma dump.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +3

      @@GB-hj3xp a real Navy SEAL would probably be reprimanded for excessive brutality. Real combat would just be stab in the back quiet and disappear, not "Please stop Patrick Bateman he's off his meds again!"

  • @knitro9043
    @knitro9043 2 года назад +25

    Honestly I grew up with this show. It wasn't perfect but honestly was pretty good entertainment. They could definitely bring back this show and would definitely be even better in my opinion

    • @MrBf3epicness
      @MrBf3epicness 2 года назад +2

      I think the only issue is bias such as the one he shows in this vid

  • @boredandconfused
    @boredandconfused Год назад +21

    As silly as it was. I think it inspired a lot of youth of that era like myself to get into history to a greater degree than we otherwise would have. It made history cool. That alone made it worth its existence in my opinion.

    • @karrimgyver
      @karrimgyver 4 месяца назад

      Indeed, but for ones like me that did not watch this as a kid and thus have no nostalgia for it, it only makes us mad. But as long as nobody takes most of their arguments and tests seriously I guess it's fine.

    • @decem_sagittae
      @decem_sagittae 3 месяца назад

      You're not a historian. This show was garbage. I'm a historian and I say that it only did harm.

  • @autonomous8108
    @autonomous8108 Год назад +8

    As someone who loved Deadliest Warrior as a kid, I love watching you tear it down now that I'm an adult, and realizing how goofy this show can get lmao

  • @billthebutcher1910
    @billthebutcher1910 2 года назад +125

    Knowing that I liked most of these shows on Spike back when these were aired, it makes me want to fly my DeLorean back in time to kick my own ass.. I would then rewatch Deadliest
    Warrior lol

  • @zachh127zh
    @zachh127zh 2 года назад +37

    Please do the whole show. This was a hidden gem!

  • @MackOnMic
    @MackOnMic 2 года назад +8

    I found this guy a few days ago and he is all i’ve been watching now, definetly going to be one of the famous commentary channels on youtube. Please don’t stop

  • @carolrogers29
    @carolrogers29 Год назад +6

    I’m so happy to have found your channel! I loved deadliest warrior - except I was 44 and coming off ann acrimonious divorce. My oldest and I would watch it together. Ah, good times. I love your takes and I can’t wait to get into your Ghost Adventures takes as well! Thank you for this little bit of happy light! Keep these videos coming 😃

  • @uncommon-commonsense
    @uncommon-commonsense 2 года назад +21

    We were clearly just happy to be watching TV. No matter what was on.

  • @yeller212wmj7
    @yeller212wmj7 2 года назад +33

    You really dug up some deep childhood memories. I just want to add that even as a 9 year old I could tell which warrior was gonna lose just by seeing how antagonistic their 'experts' are.

  • @zlyzab
    @zlyzab 2 года назад +12

    Chris, you are my favourite commentary/review RUclipsr! You're so funny yet respectful and you clearly put a lot of effort in. You deserve so many more subs and views, and I really believe you will get as big as people like Cody Ko.

  • @leogutierrez7217
    @leogutierrez7217 Год назад

    This is my favorite episode on your channel Chris, every exact thing you said I thought of in my head while watching. Especially the adding the moped to the other simulation. Love your channel.

  • @theoistrying9904
    @theoistrying9904 2 года назад +32

    You are bringing back childhood memories, Chris. Keep it up.

  • @AsaMorris
    @AsaMorris 2 года назад +68

    "both fighting for independence on their own land from foreign occupancy". fuckin based chris james.

    • @Sleipnirseight
      @Sleipnirseight 2 года назад +11

      He told no lies 👀😂

    • @nicholashodges201
      @nicholashodges201 2 года назад +13

      @@Sleipnirseight Except he neglected to mention most of the Taliban is from everywhere *but* Afghanistan, with the majority being from Saudi Arabia, as well as most of their funding.

    • @petermirtitsch1235
      @petermirtitsch1235 2 года назад +4

      Coincidentally, both had funding and equipment due to USA.

    • @nicholashodges201
      @nicholashodges201 2 года назад +2

      @@petermirtitsch1235 difference being the Mujahadeen were armed by the CIA & the IRA by their literal civilian American cousins.

    • @Etrius10
      @Etrius10 2 года назад +3

      So we're just gonna ignore all the innocent civilians murdered? Yeah very based..

  • @samneis128
    @samneis128 Месяц назад +1

    There was another show like this where the premise was "which animal would win in a fight". It had "experts" rooting for each side and the reaction of the Polar Bear Expert when it somehow lost to a walrus was one of the most cringe things I ever saw.

  • @travisb.honest2438
    @travisb.honest2438 2 года назад +4

    Going to come clean here. I still really like this show. I didn't care about the analysis but just the weapons test and the battle at the end kept me entertained and still does.

  • @n.amosmoses
    @n.amosmoses 2 года назад +10

    That flamethrower was about as flamethrower as The Boring Company’s “Not a Flamethrower”

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +1

      It's probably an old junker of a WW2 flamethrower with the valves turned down a notch for safety and insurance purposes.

    • @sasankachandra9871
      @sasankachandra9871 2 года назад

      Either way the hilarious Osama Effigies were PRICELESS!!!

  • @gabrielmateo4606
    @gabrielmateo4606 2 года назад +26

    I would love another episode of this please. It was pretty damn funny and I enjoyed reliving a memory I had locked up in the back of my head. Also I would like to see you cover the game based on the show please

  • @greggwashington4015
    @greggwashington4015 11 месяцев назад +1

    I never gel with videos like this but some combination of revisiting this show and your matter-of-fact delivery is so fantastic. Well done man

  • @RayelletheRogue
    @RayelletheRogue 9 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly me and my dad loved this show, not because we cared who they said won, we just loved the weapons testing

  • @KrikitKaos
    @KrikitKaos 2 года назад +17

    The stabbing frenzy seems to be from Episode 22: Navy SEALs vs. Israeli Commando.

    • @dhampirdp3489
      @dhampirdp3489 2 года назад +1

      I had both knives used and lost my shit when they did the testing

    • @dread1262
      @dread1262 2 года назад

      Let me guess, the Navy Seal won

    • @dhampirdp3489
      @dhampirdp3489 2 года назад

      If memory serves yes but the green berets got shit stomped by speztnaz

  • @hexed4ever652
    @hexed4ever652 2 года назад +3

    I just recently found your channel and it took by surprise seeing that you're not at 1,000,000+ subs, you make amazing top tier quality content and I'm glad to have found it.

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 8 месяцев назад +1

    "The RPG gets the edge in medium range weapons."
    Did they just call a flamethrower a medium range weapon?

  • @FirstnameLastname-fd9cp
    @FirstnameLastname-fd9cp 2 года назад +6

    Aww, I totally remember this show. Man, this show was my childhood, I remember loving the show more because the narrator was out of 300.

  • @lordvlygar2963
    @lordvlygar2963 2 года назад +8

    I was in my 20's when this show came out. Fully grown, it was always obvious this was just an excuse to see people kill those dummies in various ways. Everything was scripted and staged. But you know what? It was fun, especially on DVR when you can skip the commercials and constant repeated scenes. These episodes were only like 10 minutes long when the commercials and filler was taken out. The show was big enough to spawn a video game..... and it's exactly what you think it is. For an absolutely neurotic breakdown of the game and unfair backlash against the developers, watch the review that Spoony One did.

    • @Solodolo84
      @Solodolo84 Год назад +1

      Same here. I was like 25 or 26. I still think it was a cool show with folks using a history gloss to do some cool shit with historical weapons. This wasn't the History Channel or the Military Channel. It was freaking Spike TV.

  • @thedooktroops5608
    @thedooktroops5608 2 года назад +4

    Deadliest Warrior is basically if the Dungeon Master had their table’s players field-test each roll to settle arguments in a hardcore ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ sesh

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Год назад +1

      That's the hardcore larping version.

  • @PushCatT
    @PushCatT 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love how the ira got to sit and use a rifle rest while the talisman had to shoot standing freehand 😂

  • @Jgallant96
    @Jgallant96 2 года назад +2

    "Deadliest Warrior" walked so "Death Battle" could Run

  • @poppyseed5270
    @poppyseed5270 2 года назад +6

    I didn't expect them to use TERRORISTS as their baseline lmao I thought they'd be taking warriors from history, not the people committing atrocities today 😭

    • @ReelScreams
      @ReelScreams 2 года назад +1

      They also do that, haha. The terrorists were just this episode.

    • @poppyseed5270
      @poppyseed5270 2 года назад +1

      @@ReelScreams that's reassuring, it really took me by surprise that they went with the damn Taliban like 👁️👄👁️

    • @knuckle12356
      @knuckle12356 2 года назад +2

      Spike always set a...weird tone.

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 2 года назад +1

      Knights and Mongolian warriors were terrorists in their own right. Being historic doesnt make them suddenly gallant heroes. They terrorized, raped, maimed, tortured, and killed. Chivalry is a lie, just ye olde employee handbook, not anything to do with morals

    • @poppyseed5270
      @poppyseed5270 2 года назад

      @@msjkramey the difference is that they're not victimizing people *right now*. There's an entire country suffering under the Taliban as we speak, I'd say it's not exactly the same thing

  • @arkoisagoodboy
    @arkoisagoodboy 2 года назад +3

    I remember the UFC fighter. They tried to demonstrate how lactic acid builds as you use your muscles, weakening them. The guy's muscles weren't doing it. Took me years before I thought "oh, hey, that's probably from steroid use."

  • @Oxcymoron
    @Oxcymoron 2 года назад +1

    Just stumbled upon this channel and I’m glad I found you before you hit 100k subs. Can’t wait to see you grow, you’re gonna go far.

  • @jamesminter70
    @jamesminter70 2 года назад +6

    Yes I actually want a shit ton of episodes of this. If you covered every episode I'd watch them all fully

  • @mattrice5998
    @mattrice5998 2 года назад +3

    chris, newer to the channel but have gone and watched all ur vidz. u gotta be right on the edge of blowing up cuz u put out solid content. thanks for great stuff will be watching in the future

  • @flipdiesel9652
    @flipdiesel9652 2 года назад +2

    Glad to see this channel getting some growth. I can proudly say I’ve been here from the beginning!

  • @ebeneezerscrooge2942
    @ebeneezerscrooge2942 2 года назад

    Love these bro. Life is hard and these are a shining ray of light in an otherwise dark place. Please don’t stop man.

  • @austintoney471
    @austintoney471 Год назад +3

    This commentary on deadliest warrior was so funny to watch. I remember how obsessed i was with this show as a kid and looking back its so funny

  • @TheSwirlGuys
    @TheSwirlGuys 2 года назад +45

    As a kid 99% of the time i fully believe I could take everyone in that show 😂

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 2 года назад +13

    I remember this show this show was soo cool back in the day I remember this was always on this and 1,000ways to die ps can you do a video on 1,000ways to die?

  • @jacobmcdonald8376
    @jacobmcdonald8376 2 года назад

    When I first stumbled upon this channel I assumed you had way more subs than you do. Very high quality content, I don’t normally watch RUclips but when I do it’s always your videos.

  • @Maximusprime24
    @Maximusprime24 2 года назад +5

    Watched this with my dad every single week. This brought back some memories.

  • @christianfulk8440
    @christianfulk8440 2 года назад +2

    I love your entire persona and vibe. I'm boggled that you haven't blown up; the day u showed up on my foryou page was a blessing my good sir. Makes me wanna follow the same-ish path.

  • @MyDamnToys
    @MyDamnToys 2 года назад +17

    Another banger brother! Never stop making content🥺

  • @beanieguitarguy4070
    @beanieguitarguy4070 Год назад +1

    I think what I love about Deadliest Warrior is that every season had a few questionable mannequins.

  • @tastecaptain4740
    @tastecaptain4740 2 года назад +1

    I stumbled across this today. I really, really hope you did another video on this. Quality stuff!

  • @TheWorriedCat
    @TheWorriedCat 2 года назад +2

    you're legit the only youtuber who makes me laugh out loud these days!!!

  • @CodiSurbPro
    @CodiSurbPro 2 года назад +12

    Oh hell yeah. My friends and I took this show seriously.

  • @laurenmackenzie2014
    @laurenmackenzie2014 Год назад

    I just found your channel today and I have laughed out loud at least 10x. Thank you for your comedy! I forgot about so much of the early 2000's.. it's like it wasn't real.

  • @rb5078
    @rb5078 Год назад +3

    I remember loving the animal version of this. I think it was called Animal Face -Off. you should cover that one too.

  • @jacobkleinsasser5658
    @jacobkleinsasser5658 Год назад +3

    Something bugs me. The flamethrower, a Russian made weapon was not available... But the RPG, and the AK-47, also Russian weapons, totally fine... The real reason the flamethrower was not allowed is the Russians version had a tendency to incinerate it's operator... I think you can understand why they didn't go with the authentic one.

  • @TrumpImmortal
    @TrumpImmortal 2 года назад +5

    As hilariously inaccurate and absurd as it was this show was damn entertaining.

  • @jcartwrong8896
    @jcartwrong8896 Год назад +2

    This is single-handedly the funniest video I’ve seen…. Damn we old now 😭

  • @DavidPitts-qx9jw
    @DavidPitts-qx9jw Год назад +1

    What makes the gun part even funnier is that’s not exactly the rifle the IRA uses but it is made by the same manufacturer it’s called the AR 180

    • @anarchistangel2314
      @anarchistangel2314 7 месяцев назад

      The IRA used literally any small arms they could get their hands on, including AR15s and AKs (but also yes, the AR18 was the more iconic IRA rifle and I'm disappointed though not surprised that they didn't take the opportunity to showcase it, that gun doesn't get enough love imo)

  • @Savvce
    @Savvce 2 года назад +7

    Bro thank you for posting another video. I've been on a Chris James run and I've been binge watching your videos lmao. Good stuff. It's been helping me get through some shit believe it or not lol.

  • @Taimanin_Akeno
    @Taimanin_Akeno Год назад +4

    You should review their dumb episode of zombies vs vampires. Especially the ending of that episode, where they made vampires the winner, but then they added a sequence where the vampire is now a zombie vampire, so zombies won then? However to Spike TV, it doesn't count because why?

  • @JohnDoe-fb1zv
    @JohnDoe-fb1zv Год назад +1

    This had my favorite weapon comparison of all time in it. A RPG vs. Flamethrower....seems completely fair to me.

  • @Saitken
    @Saitken 5 месяцев назад

    You left out my favorite part of the rifle segment: Because they were basically just, y'know, the same gun except they filled them with mud and the AR-15 jammed, they just decided "Oh well we like the AR15 better so it wins"

  • @jpas61904
    @jpas61904 2 года назад +6

    This is hilarious. Please review more episodes of this show. I remember my roommates and I would get high & watch this show. Good times.

  • @Levy3o8
    @Levy3o8 2 года назад +4

    Yeah...I'm gonna need another video on this show. I definitely remember this show being a LOT more educational and scientific than it actually was lmao

  • @ballsymcfee9882
    @ballsymcfee9882 Год назад +1

    "Betrayed by my own nostalgia." Man, that hits so close to home. There were a lot of shows back from when I was a little kid in the 80's that were sooooo coooool, but when I try and rewatching it as an adult....... Yeaaah, not so great anymore. Like MacGyver for instance. When I was a little kid, Angus MacGyver was my hero. He refused to use guns, and instead relied on his wits, intelligence, and ability to improvise to overcome any adversary he faced the world over. He was the smart kid's superhero. Looking back on the show now, there was a TON of ways to have not wound up in those predicaments to begin with. Plus, the premise of the Phoenix Foundation sending in Mac by himself into heavily fortified places usually solo and without competent backup, and very little if any hardware to help along the way is ridiculous. But, it still sits squarely atop my nostalgia mountain as one of my fondest media memories.

  • @undergroundcreations417
    @undergroundcreations417 2 года назад

    Probably the greatest thing I've ever seen. Been binging these videos past couple of nights and thoroughly enjoying them. Great fucking execution on coverage. Please continue.

  • @Alex_thestronk
    @Alex_thestronk 2 года назад +3

    Hey Chris, been here on your channel at around 15k subs and you've liked a few of my comments. That being said, if you do happen to do another episode on this show, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE wear the coif of death on a medieval episode if you do one!

  • @Galloglaoch
    @Galloglaoch 2 года назад +5

    I remember really loving the show back in the days. I also remember how ridiculous it was. Strongest memory with it was I think in the episode with the Celts how they had to reason why their blunt weapon lost. The celt dude was a huge muscualr man and in the test he totally owned the other dude(was it the persian immortals?) but they reasond the Celt lose the round because back in the day the Celts were not that big and strong so they wouldn't be able to do that much damage. It was like...what the fuck. xD Imagine one of those shooting tests and one guy hits all the targets the other half and they go "yeah, but you're pretty good most of the X forces ar enot that good so they won't do that well. The other guy wins." xD Nice show man...it was wild.

    • @roonkolos
      @roonkolos 2 года назад +1

      I think the test was a celts club against that chariot spike thing they used for the Persians
      A blunt hunk of wood against something that can sweep your legs off? Yeah definitely not much a comparison

  • @jt74125
    @jt74125 3 месяца назад

    I love the drastically different tests each weapon get, like the ak guy had to stand and fire while the AR got to sit, and have a place to test his arm

  • @lieutenantflyboy
    @lieutenantflyboy 2 года назад +9

    I binged this show as a kid. I pitched it to my uncle and showed him the Viking v Samurai episode and he said it was “unrealistic” that they could determine a winner and called it stupid. I was actually offended, upon revisiting the show, I completely agree with him. 😂

  • @gunslngrxero
    @gunslngrxero 9 месяцев назад +5

    "Childs toy, turned deadly weapon"
    Mfer what? 😂
    It's deadly weapon turned childs toy.

  • @anakinuzamakihatake5366
    @anakinuzamakihatake5366 9 месяцев назад +1

    “These guys are two questionable kills” while pointing to him with his head a bottom half blown to hell and the other guy fully red questionable Indeed 😂😂😂😂

  • @toepics363
    @toepics363 7 дней назад

    “the bomb expert, this guy is not on Spike’s payroll, they are paying him in cash, this is not someone who gets a W-2” 💀💀💀

  • @user-yj8gp7og5p
    @user-yj8gp7og5p 11 месяцев назад +5

    What needs to be remembered in terms of the super-simple explanations is that the show was made for the American audience, most of whom would get a nose-bleed if they even tried to engage in critical thinking.