The Most Uncomfortable Episode of Deadliest Warrior

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  • @JosephMichael
    @JosephMichael Год назад +2473

    "Hey Ninja, get a look at this!" "My name is Jeremy."

    • @DogFish-NZ
      @DogFish-NZ Год назад +9

      As i flash my jellybean

    • @JThaDon910
      @JThaDon910 Год назад +4

      My name....is also....Jeremy. 😂😂😂😂

    • @jeremyspierling5268
      @jeremyspierling5268 Год назад +4

      Another Jeremy here

    • @JThaDon910
      @JThaDon910 Год назад +10

      @@jeremyspierling5268 hello fellow Jeremy. Let us put together an assembly of Jeremy's to rival all others.

    • @isaacsmith6878
      @isaacsmith6878 Год назад +4

      @@JThaDon910 Thus my name is Isaac... may I still join the Jeremy brotherhood?

  • @PanicGiraffe
    @PanicGiraffe Год назад +5708

    The unhinged energy of the ninja expert saying "the spartan may win face to face, but the ninja would just run away and come back at night when the spartan is sleeping" has stuck with me for like 15 years

    • @R3D_Lantern
      @R3D_Lantern Год назад +135

      Same here.

    • @-.__328
      @-.__328 Год назад +234

      I will always strike at night if I need to strike what's unhinged about that

    • @-.__328
      @-.__328 Год назад

      If it's day time face to face I'd say hey look what's that then I'd kick them in the balls while I punch em with my left hand works half the time 😉

    • @platonicbuu7454
      @platonicbuu7454 Год назад +523

      same. this is the episode that pissed me off more than any other lol. the spartan would never even SEE the ninja if the ninja wanted to kill him. js.

    • @ctcrosby01
      @ctcrosby01 Год назад +164

      Maximum level cope.

  • @EpicWinNoob
    @EpicWinNoob Год назад +3523

    "Ah yeah but spartans were used to pain" My brother in christ, glass shards to the eye won't just hurt, they'll blind you too. It isn't just a big ouchie, it's an Omega Ouchie with a status debuff.

    • @amiwrongaboutsports
      @amiwrongaboutsports Год назад +286

      So that’s a plus 6 damage into the high tech computer?

    • @EpicWinNoob
      @EpicWinNoob Год назад +167

      @@amiwrongaboutsports very likely, give or take 1 point, factoring in weather conditions affecting the throwing of the egg.

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew Год назад +13

      @@EpicWinNoob 😂😂😂

    • @pom_likes_to_watch
      @pom_likes_to_watch Год назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Deadly_fox512
      @Deadly_fox512 Год назад +47

      I'd still put money on a spartan soldier to win against a ninja. That being said, yeah, glass in eyes would definitely be a pain unlike no other.

  • @Spideyy2099
    @Spideyy2099 Год назад +568

    I remember this being the episode that made me stop watching this show. I don’t care how absolutely monstrous you are physically. Glass in your eye’s would just be the end.

    • @im_umbrella_man3896
      @im_umbrella_man3896 11 месяцев назад +55

      Right like oh let me shake my head around for three seconds and suddenly I can see again. Lol

    • @NASTYVEGASNATE
      @NASTYVEGASNATE 11 месяцев назад +18

      The reenactment isn’t a representation of the computer battle 🤣 shield vs egg…think about it

    • @richardharding7767
      @richardharding7767 11 месяцев назад +19

      Of only there was some way of preventing stuff getting in your eyes.
      I'm sitting here blinking in confusion trying to think of a method to prevent glass in eyes.
      Seriously I have been squinting so hard staring at these books trying to find a historical method to not get pocketsand in eyes.

    • @d.olluwu
      @d.olluwu 11 месяцев назад

      @@richardharding7767 bro thinks squinting and blinking would protect micro pieces of glass from getting into his eyes💀 ur like beyond stupid

    • @forrestgumball
      @forrestgumball 11 месяцев назад +6

      Wasnt this like the 3rd episode or something 😅

  • @tanuaupiu
    @tanuaupiu Год назад +1380

    Fun fact, the narrator for deadliest warrior is David Wenham, who is also the narrator and eye patch guy in the movie 300

  • @omarabdulwaleed4383
    @omarabdulwaleed4383 Год назад +1843

    The look of pure hate in the ninjas eyes when that guy put his hands on his shoulders was worth the whole episode lol

    • @General_Kenobi_212
      @General_Kenobi_212 Год назад +4

      the sheer disrespect, you know he contemplated swinging on him lol
      seriously though the spartan "experts" were massive dicks in this episode, idk how anyone put up with them, the "ninjas" were kinda immature and goofy but the spartan douchbags were just straight up high school bullies
      and is no-one gonna mention how the one dude claims to have learned to use a sword in his special forces training? because....yeah, that's totally something they teach in the modern military how to swing a fucking xiphos sword.... i call bullshit lol

    • @goodolbrad3
      @goodolbrad3 Год назад +87

      I wouldn't condescend to a guy with a sword in his hands.... Personally.

    • @rickycano3245
      @rickycano3245 Год назад +83

      He looked ready to kill a spartan

    • @sylvanomangano8453
      @sylvanomangano8453 Год назад +21

      I KNOW RIGHT LMFAO
      I cannot stop laughing

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew Год назад +2

      @user-mm5mm3ol7f Definitely bull shit. Combat Knife maybe, but a sword? Lol. Also most spec op guys I met were very mature. These guys act like dumb jocks

  • @KingJakeI
    @KingJakeI Год назад +208

    Those eggs filled with ground glass are not just going to cause the immobile Spartan pain, they are going to blind him.

    • @jestawell
      @jestawell 5 месяцев назад

      and the spear would kill either, death is much more effective than blinding and spears are much easier to hit, honestly if this happened both would bring spears, and the spartan would likely win cause of armor

    • @ProGamerLee21
      @ProGamerLee21 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@jestawellwhat I don’t get is how can we justify who would win because ninja weren’t fight in the front line that kind of defeats the whole purpose of a ninja and what year because ninja had explosive and smoke depending on the year since ninja were also during the gunpowder era where as spartan era ended way back than so putting a first gen ninja vs prime Sparta …

    • @k-master973
      @k-master973 2 месяца назад +5

      Yup. The only real question is if the ninja could blind the Spartan before being hit by their spear. You can’t fight if you can’t fucking see

    • @ProGamerLee21
      @ProGamerLee21 2 месяца назад

      @@k-master973 so a spear would be a grenade …

    • @theangrybuffalosportsfan9971
      @theangrybuffalosportsfan9971 24 дня назад

      The only time the egg trick is going to work is in a sneak attack, and you better hope it's not a windy day 😂

  • @3starperfectdeer233
    @3starperfectdeer233 Год назад +1111

    What I love is how the ER doctor HAS to have his lab coat on to show he's a real Dr

    • @therealityofitall4819
      @therealityofitall4819 Год назад +10

      Unnecessary as hell.. We can just look him up to know he's the real deal..

    • @meghanc8887
      @meghanc8887 Год назад +30

      And the software guy HAS to have the professional trenchcoat on. You know...so we know he's the techie guy.

    • @perfectsplit5515
      @perfectsplit5515 Год назад +4

      And Doctor Beverly Crusher “had” to have her lab coat on so that we would know she was the doctor.

    • @ericratzmann9258
      @ericratzmann9258 8 месяцев назад +11

      always on court drama shows if a doctor is testifying, they always are wearing a stethoscope

    • @Belt2ah
      @Belt2ah 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

  • @consistentlystupid4726
    @consistentlystupid4726 Год назад +479

    I truly love the Spartan side talking about how tough the Spartans are, that they'd just kind of shake off getting powdered glass in their eyes and then they put that in the simulation. These people are so deep in their fantasies that they believe their team are a bunch of super heroes. I got a tiny cut on my eye when I was a kid, and I could barely open that eye and had to wear an eye patch. But yeah, glass and pepper? Just walk it off.

    • @symbolsarenotreality4595
      @symbolsarenotreality4595 Год назад +44

      3 second rule apparently lol

    • @FieldMarshalRommel23
      @FieldMarshalRommel23 Год назад +39

      I got my nose broke and I couldn’t see. Didn’t even touch my eyes.

    • @scotthall7307
      @scotthall7307 Год назад +37

      A stray balloon string cut my mother's eye and she needed surgery to see out it again...

    • @absolutez3r019
      @absolutez3r019 Год назад +32

      Just the power glass would cause blindness and crazy amounts of pain. It might not kill you, but you're not a threat anymore

    • @NeoNaito
      @NeoNaito Год назад

      @@absolutez3r019 would 100% kill you if you are a warrior on a battlefield. Imagine walking into one of your dead ally's spear, or getting home and being killed because you are a burden to the Sparta! Not to mention infection so close to the brain, imagine if someone put poison or venom powder in that. You dead. It might not be immediate, but you going to die.

  • @25Leprechaun
    @25Leprechaun 4 месяца назад +151

    Ah yes the battle of Thermopylae, and it's 300 Spartans... and 700 Thespains, 900 Helots and 400 Thebans, but we don't talk about them.

    • @user-gv7lg1ee1m
      @user-gv7lg1ee1m Месяц назад +10

      Well……it is still a battle which is impossible to win.

    • @friedrichwilhelmvonhohenzo5962
      @friedrichwilhelmvonhohenzo5962 Месяц назад

      Yeah, but the Thespian, and Thebans and helots are lame bitches, so history doesn’t remember them.

    • @DustinDonald-cz9ot
      @DustinDonald-cz9ot Месяц назад +9

      And the Athenian navy as well.

    • @dylanmorgan2752
      @dylanmorgan2752 Месяц назад +11

      People who don’t base their historical knowledge on movies absolutely do talk about them. Even with the back up they still nearly broke the monstrously huge Persian advance which is a major achievement with only a few thousand troops.

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 Месяц назад +7

      That’s still 2300 v 500K

  • @malbogia8003
    @malbogia8003 Год назад +1397

    "Hey what would happen if we pitted pure testosterone wrapped in bronze against an expert in subterfuge, infiltration, and assassination but didn't let them do any of that"
    The stereotypes were strong in this episode

    • @Da800mbruh
      @Da800mbruh Год назад +198

      Always what i though when watching this episode! Like when they slam the weapon against the bronze armor and I’m just saying in my head “um i think a ninja would just go for the exposed neck rather than slam it into they’re bronze chest armor”

    • @malbogia8003
      @malbogia8003 Год назад +82

      Seriously. This episode seemed weighted to the spartan side

    • @wargames2195
      @wargames2195 Год назад +23

      Bronze armor vs steel sword, jesus christ, what were they thinking?

    • @cryptidproductions3160
      @cryptidproductions3160 Год назад +147

      The part where he somehow recovered from both his eyes being shredded by glass powder was also a really cheap way to hand-wave something that should've set him up for the kill

    • @DirtyDan1
      @DirtyDan1 Год назад +17

      The ninja tried to be stealthy and got caught. And the last thing a ninja wants is to be seen, because up against a real Soldier such as a samurai or Spartan they can't hope to win once they have their eyes on them.

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples Год назад +658

    My favorite episode of this was “Pirate vs Knight.” None of the pirate’s weapons were effective against the Knight’s armor, but the pirate still won because, “the pirate has gun and gunpowder means knight is outdated.”

    • @sunofpeter2
      @sunofpeter2 Год назад +106

      My friend and I watched that episode together. My friend said the pirate would win if he shot the knight through the opening in the helmet which he called the 'facehole'.. we found that phrase so funny. 'Right in the ole face hole"

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Год назад +74

      @@sunofpeter2 he'd have to be fucking point blank. Flintlocks weren't renowned for their accuracy.

    • @sunofpeter2
      @sunofpeter2 Год назад +13

      @@Thor-Orion yeah I think our scenario was he would have to engage in melee combat then draw his pistol at the right moment and pow! Right in the face hole! The pirate would probably have to Jack Sparrow lucky with serious Zorro like skill. But if he was fighting my man "The Lion Heart" the knight wins every time

    • @captaincaterpie
      @captaincaterpie Год назад +18

      im pretty sure one of the pirates guns did in fact penetrate the knights armor.

    • @groundbreaker91
      @groundbreaker91 Год назад +56

      @@captaincaterpie The blunderbuss did, but it misfired twice if I recall. So the flintlock lacked accuracy and couldn't penetrate, and the blunderbuss could penetrate the armor, but only when it _actually_ fired, and it still had accuracy issues. Yeah, I loved Deadliest Warrior as a kid, but that battle definitely made me question the team's logic.

  • @Skidoosh121
    @Skidoosh121 Год назад +66

    I just remember the Pirate vs. Knight episode that was already an incredibly stupid matchup. It basically boiled down to "Pirates have guns so they win".

    • @ASoberBear
      @ASoberBear 9 месяцев назад +11

      Also the actual reason knight got phased out…

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@ASoberBearyep guns are also easy to train in compared to crossbows

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 3 месяца назад +6

      That's pretty accurate, as far as I know.
      What frustrated me was why they'd bother pitting someone with firearms against someone without them.
      I believe they divided the categories along those lines the following season.

    • @_alleycat_
      @_alleycat_ 25 дней назад +1

      shoulda been pirates vs ninjas

    • @henrysullivan6341
      @henrysullivan6341 20 дней назад

      ​@@raimarulightningwhat movie was it where they brought a blunderbuss for backup and some medieval breastplate for protection? Probably what inspired it.

  • @jacksonbauer5199
    @jacksonbauer5199 Год назад +908

    Also, I haven’t stopped laughing about the “Barry honed his sword skills during his 8 years as a green beret...” line! I mean really? As a veteran myself, I am extremely confused. I must have missed “sword training” when I was at Ft. Benning?.??

    • @symbolsarenotreality4595
      @symbolsarenotreality4595 Год назад +179

      Yeah you probably just missed it, everyone else went

    • @MrDeadlysirius
      @MrDeadlysirius Год назад +79

      lol day 1 stuff on sand hill buddy where were you? what a pogue

    • @kiss-shot_is_bae
      @kiss-shot_is_bae Год назад +76

      They did, is just that they never invited you because you're no Spartan enough

    • @jacksonbauer5199
      @jacksonbauer5199 Год назад +64

      Damnit… I got fucked over then huh? Seeing as swords are the most advanced weapon platform available today, I feel terribly antiquated.

    • @brandonthomas9431
      @brandonthomas9431 Год назад +86

      While you were wasting time learning warrior tasks and battle drills, I studied the blade

  • @Viper-dz2kw
    @Viper-dz2kw Год назад +707

    Tbh that broken glass egg thing is a pretty terrifying weapon

    • @rjohnson2813
      @rjohnson2813 Год назад +80

      Yeah but like most of the ninjas tools it was designed to buy time to run away as historically ninjas avoided direct combat as they nearly always lost.

    • @therealshino4607
      @therealshino4607 Год назад +76

      I had fiberglass shards go in my eyes. It was one of the most painful traumatizing experiences.

    • @p_campbell
      @p_campbell Год назад +35

      @@therealshino4607 I know the feeling I had a 3mm sliver of metal from walking by a pipe threader. I got lucky it was steel, and it got taken out with a magnet, still hurt like hell.

    • @therealshino4607
      @therealshino4607 Год назад +17

      @@p_campbell ouch. The black egg would make me flee strstegically

    • @Viper-dz2kw
      @Viper-dz2kw Год назад

      @@rjohnson2813 they didn’t ‘avoid’ combat it simply wasn’t their job, they were spies, saboteurs, and assasins, they literally would rarely if ever be near a battlefield

  • @Drizzlybear1
    @Drizzlybear1 Год назад +294

    The "his entire training was to make him hard" was partially true. The amount of sexual dominance done in the Spartan and tbh all Greek militaries was crazy.

    • @JQUE94
      @JQUE94 Год назад +17

      Yea that cheek smashing came from them no doubt

    • @chosengod5943
      @chosengod5943 Год назад

      Africans are openly gay and into incest

    • @chosengod5943
      @chosengod5943 Год назад +1

      Africans are openly gay and into incest

    • @JQUE94
      @JQUE94 Год назад

      @@chosengod5943 And during slave transport they were raping women and children and sodomizing the men. So again those BackDoorian activities came from Europe.

    • @JQUE94
      @JQUE94 Год назад

      @@chosengod5943 You go ahead to Africa on that bullshit and see how "Open" they are, go check out Pastor Sempa lmao

  • @dantheories7276
    @dantheories7276 Год назад +623

    The "computer simulation" always makes me laugh. They show you this intense scene of people fighting, but you know the simulation is just a bunch of text on a screen.

    • @Yosemite_sam694
      @Yosemite_sam694 Год назад +47

      The simulation is just what they decided to film 😭😭

    • @alfgwahigain5544
      @alfgwahigain5544 Год назад +42

      Yes, the program that took 5 years to develop looks like a spreadsheet.

    • @devilin100
      @devilin100 Год назад +11

      @Alf Gwahigain It actually ran a bunch of scenarios that were basically a match in a Combat Mission title, then spit the data out. Which I always thought was cool. I recall the actual data for what was essentially a modified version of the games engine was floating around, but since it wasn't compatible with much of anything, it all just ended up being lost to time.

    • @armorhide406
      @armorhide406 Год назад +8

      The computer simulation was a fuckin' RTS

    • @slopcrusher3482
      @slopcrusher3482 Год назад +1

      The computer simulation is just some dude entering numbers onto an excel sheet. I bet it doesn’t even calculate one single thing

  • @SkepticalJoe
    @SkepticalJoe Год назад +256

    The big problem with this episode is the fact that Spartan would fight in broad daylight just like a samurai, they face their opponent at midday in the middle of a battlefield. The ninja come at you in the middle of the night while their opponent is sleeping. They both have two different methods of attack. Which is ironic because the green beret would fight more like a ninja than a spartan. He would use night vision and a suppressor to come at his enemy/target in the middle of the night. Eliminating an enemy before they realized what was happening.

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries Год назад +30

      Also one of the most famous ninja was known for essentially sniping people from the tops of trees with a huge musket and had iron "karuta" or "kusari" armor

    • @TheMan-je5xq
      @TheMan-je5xq Год назад +4

      But they have to keep the fight fair for both sides and that’s why although they were in broad daylight they added some things in the environment like the tall grass that would favor the ninja

    • @jrich436
      @jrich436 Год назад +26

      @@TheMan-je5xq ninjas have gunpowder….. end of story
      Like there’s no more talk. They have……gunpowder

    • @paintorian2064
      @paintorian2064 Год назад +8

      Reminder that majority of ninjas were mere scouts with no special skills or training, literally peasants.
      Ones that did carry out these missions were samurais themselves or their retinue.
      Besides ninjatos did not exist, its a novel came with romantisizing ninjas. Show is hilariously silly with many unchecked media myths

    • @Rhiorrha
      @Rhiorrha Год назад +7

      Yeah, because ninja aren't skirmish warriors like spartans. They're spies and assassins. A more fair test would be samurai vs spartans.

  • @SocialCreditScore
    @SocialCreditScore Год назад +105

    Thats amazing that the whole "other people are naked savages" mentality found its way through history into this guys noggin

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 3 месяца назад +5

      Yup. Just quirky little colonizer stuff

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 Месяц назад +1

      @@raimarulightningtbf, there is a reason Great Britain had an easy time against the Zulu’s and in India, but had to get a coalition of 4 European powers to defeat France just once, but yeah that green beret was acting like ninjas are cavemen

    • @patdeen3960
      @patdeen3960 Месяц назад +7

      The irony, of a bronze age greej warrior, referring to a late medievel ninja or samurai as a "naked savage" is astounding.

    • @LLNarkedo
      @LLNarkedo 19 дней назад +1

      @@burtreynolds8030British also lost against the Māori with trench warfare, they were outnumbered 5-1 & still fucked the British up multiple times. Also poor farmers from America won a war with imperial forces. British were & still are a joke, how you lose 90% of your empire in less than a century? Pitiful

    • @LLNarkedo
      @LLNarkedo 19 дней назад +1

      @@patdeen3960didn’t Spartans sacrifice their babies & young kids if they weren’t strong enough? A habit practiced by most wild animals, sounds like they were the savages.

  • @dwightgreene1361
    @dwightgreene1361 Год назад +320

    I love how in the simulation the Spartan just basically walked off having a Huge amount of glass thrown in his eyes, So you're telling me that glass is just going to go in your eyes cut Your eyes to Kingdom Come possibly causing permanent blindness and you just walk that s*** off

  • @jongon0848
    @jongon0848 Год назад +233

    Crazy Fact: Part of the training required to become a Spartan was they had to sneak out and kill a slave without getting caught.
    It would've been more fascinating if we saw the simulation done from a stealth perspective. A Spartan and a Ninja trying to outwit each other in the shadows.

    • @davidegaruti2582
      @davidegaruti2582 Год назад +23

      Tbh yeah , that could be an awsome comic idea : a spartan with his breast plate and spear trying to suss out a ninja coming for him ...
      It would be pretty awsome ...
      Honestly this show and death battle made me realize a thing : ofthen times the more intresting part of a fight is the two caracters in it ,
      So really it would be intresting to have a comic remake that tries to have a more caracter focused go at the match ups ,
      Like what would each of them be thinking during that confrontation ?
      Why would they be in that situation ?
      Like i am honestly getting some ideas about this :
      The ira and talibans are just placed there in a suicide squad gladiatorial match up type of thing by the joined governament of the UK and the US for entratainment purposes , like how the romans had gladiatorial matches with guys from defeated armies ...
      The pirate fled from his sunken ship , managing to save his treasure , only to pass out on a french beach ,
      There a small local knight that takes defending his land holding from britons invadors , tries to take him out as he tries to use his limited knowledge on how to make gunpowder and survival to outrun his problem , while the knight is faced with the problem that his serfs don't trust him at all ...
      A samurai is facing against the mercenaries the koreans have hired in the high seas , the vikings are tired from rowing all the way from iceland but they know how to fight on a shaking boat ...
      The pakistan civil war actually broke out , the nuclear exchange between the US and the USSR has wiped a sizable chunk of humanity , but armies aren't stopping , no less special forces : a group of green berres and speznaz are tasked to secure the same bunker in yugoslavia , how much are these soldiers different ? How much are they willing to do to get what they want ?
      Do they even know what they are fighting for at this point ?
      And so on

    • @CheezMonsterCrazy
      @CheezMonsterCrazy 2 месяца назад +4

      If they were never caught, how would anyone know they passed the test?

    • @thatcherevans9137
      @thatcherevans9137 2 месяца назад

      @@davidegaruti2582pen and paper

    • @tyrellleach1846
      @tyrellleach1846 2 месяца назад

      ​@@CheezMonsterCrazyprobably from the dead slave they find

    • @dillonpeterson66
      @dillonpeterson66 2 месяца назад

      ​@@CheezMonsterCrazy is there a dead slave?

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 5 месяцев назад +10

    Does the Spartan guy not know what a Samurai is? The ninja weren’t fighting "naked savages," they were fighting warriors even more armored than the spartans, and WON.

    • @DustinDonald-cz9ot
      @DustinDonald-cz9ot Месяц назад

      They didn't actively fight samurai in most cases, they were spies and assassins they rarely fought against samurai this is a western perception of them, if you are in a castle trying to assassinate someone and a samurai or bushi sees you first thing he is going to do is sound the alarm so your best odds are to get the hell out before you are swarmed you aren't gonna try and fight a fully armored and some of the most well trained warriors the world has known he has the ninja on so many levels armor, superior weapons and better reach and is likely more proficient at martial prowess he has been practicing with that sword, spear and bow since he was like six years old this is not someone you want to mess with hence why the ninja used stealth not direct conflict.

    • @Squeam9750
      @Squeam9750 10 дней назад +1

      They didn't really win against said warriors funny enough. At least not as often as you'd assume

  • @ocd4957
    @ocd4957 Год назад +422

    I know you said this is the last video... but you should REALLY cover the mafia vs yakuza episode because the experts in that episode bicker so much that one of the experts LITERALLY THREATENS one of the other experts with one of the weapons. Like. It was pure childlike bickering. Please cover that one. Otherwise great episode like always Chris lol

    • @R3D_Lantern
      @R3D_Lantern Год назад +21

      Yes. I still remember that after like 14 years.

    • @reneewarren9845
      @reneewarren9845 Год назад +38

      Yes! When the guy like, pushes the yakuza guy out of the way and goes to town on the dummy he was cutting up, it's so fucking funny

    • @DirtyLobotomite
      @DirtyLobotomite Год назад +5

      thisd would be content, gorilla approved

    • @snowdoll622
      @snowdoll622 Год назад +5

      And the zombie episode where the guy got so defensive 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @darianfaulk9249
      @darianfaulk9249 Год назад +27

      literally one of the most biased comparisons I've ever seen. In the end they somehow had the mafia baseball bat beat a Yakuza katana. Even though it lost the head to head weapon test it still somehow won in the end. A bat beat a sword, chew on that for a minute lol.

  • @yeeyee2278
    @yeeyee2278 Год назад +567

    I like how the javelin was intended to be the long range weapon, yet he threw it at the dummy from about 5 feet away

    • @bizlatttingz
      @bizlatttingz Год назад +1

      Because Barry sucks

    • @coolbeans3390
      @coolbeans3390 Год назад +34

      Spears are very hard to throw. Typically, Spartans would carry one to throw, and their slave would carry extras. The Spartans would throw thm from a few meters away as they charged, and would get another when they were cycled out to rest.

    • @bizlatttingz
      @bizlatttingz Год назад +80

      @@coolbeans3390 so in a weird way, Spartans were golfers back in the day. And their slaves were their caddies?

    • @coolbeans3390
      @coolbeans3390 Год назад +32

      @@bizlatttingz that's hilarious Ive never thought about it that way, but that's literally exactly what's happening.

    • @5RndsFFE
      @5RndsFFE Год назад +17

      Most Greek army’s at the time consisted of Hoplites and fought in phalanxes. Skirmishers we’re thought to first have been used my the city states of Thrace where their Javelins were used to break up the cohesion of an enemy phalanx allowing their own to gain the advantage and route them.
      Javelins aren’t “hard” to throw at all, they are however hard to throw effectively at long range, similar to how the English longbow man had to train to be effective, the Thracians did too.

  • @jahigains9201
    @jahigains9201 Год назад +81

    One thing that always bothered me about this episode is that if the ninja nails you with that egg and you have shattered glass in your eyes, it's over. It's not a killshot itself, but would lead to a kill almost every time. They really understated its potential.

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah detah or surrender

    • @snuzzlebumble
      @snuzzlebumble 8 месяцев назад +7

      But the numbers on their high tech program said no.

    • @Abcdefg-tf7cu
      @Abcdefg-tf7cu 2 месяца назад +1

      The Spartan shield is just too OP. The Spartan could just put it in front of his face to block the glass.

  • @BreakerX42
    @BreakerX42 Год назад +831

    Spartan vs ninja would be so unbalanced. The master of confrontational combat vs the master of hit and run.

    • @nillabeany
      @nillabeany Год назад +90

      Another imbalance would be that ninjas were still a thing well into the 1600's while Sparta's decline started long before they were conquered by Rome around 200BC.
      Ninjas were had explosives and were occasionally using guns. A ninja would do whatever for the upper hand and that sure af includes bringing a gun & explosives to a sword fight.
      Like you pointed out, they had completely different styles. Spartans were strong head-on warriors, while ninjas used stealth for spywork and assassinations for their clan or some feudal lord.

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 Год назад +18

      Well master of hit and run until they pissed off the wrong Samurai Clan, got locked in their own hideout and set on fire from outside. Besides not like the Ninjas did not occasionally have stand up fights and it's not like the Spartans did not practice A-Semtric Warfare at one point or another.
      What actually happened to the Ninjas vs. Spartan complacency and decline aside, I do agree the Ninja definitely has an advantage being that they from centuries in the future and would probably win due to such.

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries Год назад +5

      @@nillabeany they used a lot of guns and explosives

    • @Yosemite_sam694
      @Yosemite_sam694 Год назад +7

      Ninjas are also trained to be deadly with hand to hand. They are just like trained assassins I would say possess any close range skill a spartan would have.
      Spartans mostly trained in formation fighting which makes them better in battles than one on one a ninja is trained efficiently in 1v1 and they don’t mention ninja schools lol I guess they forgot they are taken as kids and trained too

    • @clnblk7773
      @clnblk7773 Год назад

      @@alnu8355 asymetrical

  • @earlofnacho
    @earlofnacho Месяц назад +9

    “Barry honed his sword skills during his 8 years as a green beret.” Wut? lol. So is that why the Taliban is back in power?

    • @johnnysilvercloud4470
      @johnnysilvercloud4470 15 дней назад

      As a vet of Afghan wars, the Taliban taking over, erasing my military legacy hurts, but this comment made me laugh. Hilarious

  • @Allmightyimortal
    @Allmightyimortal Год назад +238

    The one I remember being the most antagonistic was the yakuza guy who straight up threatened the other guys.

    • @Jay_Tsunami_
      @Jay_Tsunami_ Год назад +66

      In his defense, that episode was bs. No way yakuza loses to mob

    • @imperiex4
      @imperiex4 Год назад +97

      Came looking for this comment.
      The Yakuza guy almost coming to blows with the Italian dude over some hypothetical death battle was one of the most uncomfortable scenes in the show for me

    • @hidan407
      @hidan407 Год назад +17

      @@imperiex4 and funny thing is, what if they did fight and Yakuza guy got laid out 😂😂😂

    • @Nick_88
      @Nick_88 Год назад +43

      My 12 year old self refused to believe a yakuza with two sai would lose to some Italian with an ice pick just cause 'they were more epic'

    • @DirtyDan1
      @DirtyDan1 Год назад +1

      @@Jay_Tsunami_ how so?

  • @liamulrich5274
    @liamulrich5274 Год назад +190

    Dude spends 8 years as a green beret, and THAT'S where he learned sword fighting. Right...

    • @liamulrich5274
      @liamulrich5274 Год назад +17

      @@AIopekis yeah, I've heard they spend more time sword fighting than shooting on a range

    • @kelticnord9875
      @kelticnord9875 Год назад +10

      @@AIopekis pure unadulterated sword lmao

    • @symbolsarenotreality4595
      @symbolsarenotreality4595 Год назад +1

      Laser swords

    • @gbody2617
      @gbody2617 Год назад

      People do have hobbies Gen Z weenie! You do know that they have off time especially if they're not overseas. Dum8 dum8!

    • @gbody2617
      @gbody2617 Год назад

      @@liamulrich5274 - I'll tell you to your face weenie! I'm in the U.S. and where there's a will, there's a way. Let me know but I don't expect a Oscar Meyer like yourself to man up. 😆

  • @CountlessPWNZ
    @CountlessPWNZ Год назад +115

    spartans being a bully is actually historically accurate. it has to have been on purpose as a little nod.

  • @violet8254
    @violet8254 Год назад +212

    I hated this episode the most back in the day, mostly because I remember watching their behind the scenes/discussion episode covering this and they admitted to not factoring in stealth because of unfair advantages. Like, that's the ninja's whole thing you can't just not factor it in!

    • @GuerrillaGorilla023
      @GuerrillaGorilla023 Год назад +54

      Honestly, they're two completely opposite combat styles. One is designed for side-by-side large scale battles while the other guy is a glorified spy. It's like Rambo vs James Bond.

    • @HomeboyMcGoo
      @HomeboyMcGoo Год назад +33

      @@GuerrillaGorilla023 Rambo vs James Bond is still more on par than this. The biggest travesty was Jesse James v. Al Capone.
      Sure they both had guns, but the gap in technology is astonishing.

    • @realtalunkarku
      @realtalunkarku Год назад +4

      the viking losr to a samurai by technicality

    • @bradmiles1984
      @bradmiles1984 Год назад +10

      If they were accurate then this wouldn't of been an episode. Shinobi generally weren't warriors or assassins. They were scouts and spies. They blended in and gave intel or were used for sabotage.

    • @weybye91
      @weybye91 Год назад +2

      the spartans were trained in stealth to

  • @libertysucceeds22
    @libertysucceeds22 Год назад +102

    I remember watching this thinking "man I can't wait for those two guys to fight after the show in the parking lot" lol

  • @blixer8384
    @blixer8384 5 месяцев назад +19

    The spartans are some of the most over hyped warriors in human history. They were a couple strokes better than par at their height; and then their hegemony was completely and utterly broke by the invention of basic fucking battle tactics.
    I don’t mean to diminish the brilliance of Epaminondas but the fact that all it took to break the power of the Sparta forever was “What if we staggered are troops diagonally and concentrated our cavalry and best soldiers on the left flank so our best soldiers are fighting Sparta’s best soldiers and our cavalry can more easily flank the enemy line.”
    That’s it that’s all it took to reduce Sparta to a backwater province that wasn’t even worth the effort it would take to conquer it.
    Like y’all have heard the famous story where Philip II said “If I invade Laconia, I shall turn you out” and the Spartans simply responded “If.” Well that story ended with Philip II kicking their fucking asses.
    Edit: Also that Spartan guy is just straight up racist.

    • @LLNarkedo
      @LLNarkedo 19 дней назад +3

      Dude called others savages when weren’t Spartans known for sacrificing their babies & toddlers if they weren’t “tough” enough? Basically a behavior heavily practiced by wild animals? Aka uncivilized savages
      Dude was a joke & knew really nothing about history.

  • @Snev
    @Snev Год назад +330

    Will never get enough of your deadpan humor in the face of nostalgic gimmicky silliness, keep it up

    • @alman54
      @alman54 Год назад +3

      I've described his humor style as "low key." So "deadpan" works well, too. And no gimmicky silliness! (Check out the Babe Station)

    • @jonnykilpatrick1149
      @jonnykilpatrick1149 Год назад

      Serving cunt perhaps 😂😂😂 I lost it

    • @hblackburn5580
      @hblackburn5580 Год назад +4

      With the over saturation of commentary channels, it's nice to get deadpan instead of exaggerated animated shouting. Plus, he seems like a genuinely cool dude, and much like when I see my friends' projects, whether music, videography, photography, whatever, thrive; to think it wasn't long ago he had that yellow background profile pic w/o the check.

  • @iamalittler
    @iamalittler Год назад +96

    “Fighting better men than himself” - if you can take out someone better than you, they aren’t better than you.

    • @symbolsarenotreality4595
      @symbolsarenotreality4595 Год назад +7

      fighting people who are better than you is how you get better, by learning from them

    • @symbolsarenotreality4595
      @symbolsarenotreality4595 Год назад +8

      I think he meant social status though not fighting ability, lots of underlying prejudice lol

    • @TheChocolateChamp
      @TheChocolateChamp Год назад +3

      You can beat someone better than you if you cheat lol

    • @iamalittler
      @iamalittler Год назад +2

      @@TheChocolateChamp or you use the electoral college

    • @vaughntaylor7687
      @vaughntaylor7687 Год назад +2

      Not true, you can admit and recognize when somebody is superior to you. But that accountability can be an advantage if I don’t know what my weaknesses are I won’t know to lean towards my strengths. As he said in the video “the spartan may win right now but the ninja will just run away and come back at night when he’s sleep”. Ninja recognizes this guy is bigger stronger and has on armor I can’t win head to head combat but I can use strategy to avoid as much conflict as possible

  • @Eirik_Bloodaxe
    @Eirik_Bloodaxe Год назад +62

    I remember watching this as a kid and basically being like. It’s not really a fair comparison. You have what is essentially an infantryman and a spy going head to head. If a Ninja was actually doing his job properly, ideally he would kill the spartan before he even knew he was there.

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 9 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah like posioning his food and the spartan dies on the shitter before the fight

    • @snangoboman2111
      @snangoboman2111 5 месяцев назад

      The show isn't "Deadliest Assassin" it's "Deadliest Warrior." The entire point of the show is for two warriors to fight head to head.
      If you want to have a separate discussion that's more than all right. But it was never the point of this show.

    • @erinehlerding3132
      @erinehlerding3132 3 месяца назад +1

      A ninja isn't really a warrior, is the point.

    • @snangoboman2111
      @snangoboman2111 3 месяца назад

      @@erinehlerding3132 Whatever they are, they would lose to a Spartan in a fight.

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw Месяц назад

      @snangoboman2111
      Europeans were tall and muscular, Japanese re small and thin, sure there were some, more muscular and slightly taller
      But in hand to hand the tall muscular guy wins
      Unless you play unfair, and blind him with dust glass or pepper,
      Cut his achilles tendons, so he doesn't walk
      The ninja were stealth
      Also ninjas were still used in the 1600, wich means if they brought a gun and explosives, they would won.
      Other then that Spartan are the true warriors.

  • @DefNotMyBurner
    @DefNotMyBurner Год назад +439

    The reason i felt these guys were so edgy towards each other is they have some lineage tied to the warrior they're representing. I always got a sense of underlying prejudice on this show.

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 Год назад +101

      More likely, they either think or want to have some lineage tied to the warrior they're representing. I seriously doubt they have any real lineage to any of it.

    • @fearless3073
      @fearless3073 Год назад +13

      They lack the discipline! Ohhh! 🤣

    • @tyzilla87
      @tyzilla87 Год назад +8

      Orrrrrrrr they were just being entertaining?? Lol

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Год назад +33

      "Spartan Mentality" is basically ingrained in so many militaries around the world. It's so weird.

    • @marc1767
      @marc1767 Год назад +4

      @@Thor-Orion very weird.

  • @SuperHoodCat
    @SuperHoodCat Год назад +66

    The biggest injustice in the show was done to the knight in season 1. Knight fought pirate and lost because pirate has guns, the pirate was even listed as a “modern warrior” in the finale.

    • @earlleeruhf3130
      @earlleeruhf3130 Год назад

      I thought they always pitted warriors with gunpowder with other warriors with gunpowder, in other words opponents were evenly matched.

    • @awol8065
      @awol8065 Год назад +7

      Ninja vs pirate and samurai vs spartan would've been better

    • @justThisFool
      @justThisFool Год назад +1

      @@awol8065 They would do Samurai vs Spartan when they came back for season two.

    • @awol8065
      @awol8065 Год назад

      @@justThisFoolsamurai wins on another show called warrior showdown

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Год назад

      The knight would have never lost so they had to get him out of there. There was no other ancient warrior who could have beaten him, because he had the best armor and armor penetrating weapons

  • @TheGreatMoonFrog
    @TheGreatMoonFrog 9 месяцев назад +17

    *Ninja breaks egg containing glass shard by slapping his hands together*
    "Ahhhhh, my fucking hands!!!"

    • @rvrmdude
      @rvrmdude Месяц назад +1

      Underrated comment. Ahhahahaha . Laughed too hard at this.

  • @ethanisfancy
    @ethanisfancy Год назад +100

    Wait, you’re telling me THE Slytherin Studios made the Deadliest Warrior computer program? I take it all back! Everything in this show is completely accurate!

  • @jadencrawford2772
    @jadencrawford2772 Год назад +85

    The Spartan expert being a bully is in character for the historically awful Spartans.

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 6 месяцев назад +3

      The Spartans were definitely massive pricks to basically everyone else

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 3 месяца назад +6

      Yuuuup, lol. I don't think it's a coincidence that the Venn Diagram of Spartan weebs and Trump supporters is a circle lol

    • @boxing388
      @boxing388 Месяц назад

      @@raimarulightningFeudal Japan wasn't known for their globalist inclusive approach to outsiders either. Acting like every civilization on the planet were borderless hippies and the Spartans were the only civilization that strongly valued nationalism and isolation.

    • @geedee1264
      @geedee1264 Месяц назад +1

      Nationalism?? They were a city state

  • @andrewcavender8443
    @andrewcavender8443 6 месяцев назад +9

    I love how they treat glass shards in your eye as something that can be shrugged off in 3 seconds when it would permanently ruin your vision as well as cause immense pain.

    • @jacksmith3148
      @jacksmith3148 3 месяца назад +3

      "Permanently" is to be read here as "for the rest of your life, which is about six seconds"

    • @DustinDonald-cz9ot
      @DustinDonald-cz9ot Месяц назад +2

      Yeah I have been sprayed with pepper spray just to see what it was like same with a taser, let me tell you if you ever get sprayed with pepper spray and you are in a life or death situation you are gonna lose that fight.

  • @lukasart3951
    @lukasart3951 Год назад +189

    This episode is seared into my mind. I will never forget how my family would make predictions at the beginning of the episode, and I was filled with such pride calling the spartan victory.

    • @burymeinjhenny918
      @burymeinjhenny918 Год назад +2

      Relatable

    • @brandongarcia2929
      @brandongarcia2929 Год назад +3

      Mine would do the same. It was a weekly ritual on like, Thursday night or something after we DVR'ed the episode

    • @jxmmykriminallive
      @jxmmykriminallive Год назад +9

      Idk why anyone would pick ninja over spartan, this episode pissed me off as a kid because it was such a strange unbalanced matchup lol

    • @heathermillsphantomlimb9314
      @heathermillsphantomlimb9314 Год назад +2

      @@HoxMouse It was definitely a pairing that didn’t fit, like “Today’s matchup features 5 expertly trained and heavily armed Navy Seals, going up against 3 literal toddlers! Let’s see how it pans out!”

    • @Necromediancer
      @Necromediancer Год назад +2

      @@HoxMouse to put it simply, ninjas were not warriors, they were assassins and spies. Masters of espionage, not combat.

  • @KaLuno21
    @KaLuno21 Год назад +136

    You gotta do Animal Planet's The Most Extreme. Nobody ever talks about the horrors that show consistently pumped out.

    • @travisj8091
      @travisj8091 Год назад +1

      Yesss

    • @Eli-akad
      @Eli-akad Год назад +12

      Mane I loved that show, a lil over dramatic but it was entertaining forsure💯

    • @symphoofficial1726
      @symphoofficial1726 Год назад +12

      That and the Puppy Bowl are 2 true Chad's of Animal Planet, but Nothing beat waking up to the Crocodile Hunter before school tho

    • @denistuohy2535
      @denistuohy2535 Год назад

      that show is a masterpiece

    • @callusklaus2413
      @callusklaus2413 Год назад +3

      This is what your FACE would look like if you had the never endings of a BLOODHOUND
      *Green human with a nose the size of a building stumbles on screen*

  • @RodB9669
    @RodB9669 Год назад +21

    "The deceivingly simple pocket sand" kills me every time I watch this.. I've watched it 5 times now

  • @beepbeeplettuce5890
    @beepbeeplettuce5890 Год назад +615

    Can you make a video on why my dad doesn't love me

  • @rjshadow4321
    @rjshadow4321 Год назад +98

    the thing I always found funny was them taking two vastly different ways of fighting for the contestants so it is almost always a one sided fight.

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries Год назад +5

      And i love the outdated knowledge of the ninja they have probably previous to the translation of the bansenshukai became a more common book
      It's essentially a 90's movie ninja fighting a half decent spartan

    • @aMoodyHipster
      @aMoodyHipster Год назад +3

      Racially motivated

    • @Eli-akad
      @Eli-akad Год назад

      That’s why when I was younger I just enjoyed it for what it was🤣💯

  • @thesrow1056
    @thesrow1056 3 месяца назад +9

    I love the ninja answer to everything is "oh well we would just teleport away and never get hit by anything"

  • @floresf8727
    @floresf8727 Год назад +140

    I remember that episode. It’s stupid how we’re supposed to believe a spartan is so tough that he could shrug off glass in his eyes😐.

    • @petrospago3515
      @petrospago3515 Год назад +6

      yeah even as a greek i call bullshit on that i mean the best he can is use his opponents footsteps to at least locate him and protect himself but i also call bullshit on the ninja managing to blow the glass bomb on the spartans face because the spartan wouldn't let the ninja get the chance he would had already slash at the ninja either landing a hit or at least keep him at a distance also even if he somehow get the glass bomb thrown at his face without his shield stopping it he can still move his head or use the side of the helmet to deflect the shards not to mention the spartan wouldn't just mindlessly chase the ninja he would keep a optimal striking distance where he can both attack and defend/counter any attempt to get his defense bypassed

    • @toasterowens8916
      @toasterowens8916 Год назад

      @@petrospago3515 -_-

    • @koreancowboy42
      @koreancowboy42 Год назад +4

      ​@petrospago3515 ninjas were trained to move silently and stealthily its highly unlikely for anyone to hear a ninja approaching cuz they worn specialized clothing and outfit and also their shoes are like as quiet as can be

  • @BearWith_You
    @BearWith_You Год назад +36

    You forgot the best part. When ninja tries to ambush spartan by jumping out of a tree and yelling to give away his position

  • @GoodnessandTruth
    @GoodnessandTruth Год назад +32

    Oh man this show was such a guilty pleasure growing up 😭 I feel like my life is a lie seeing how dumb it is now

  • @HUKIT.
    @HUKIT. Год назад +49

    While I wasn’t in a SOF group I was with the 10th Mountain who deployed twice and don’t recall ever being issued a short sword so I guess I’m confused on how he honed his skills with a sword as a green beret for 10 years…

    • @infamous6283
      @infamous6283 Год назад +4

      Alot of down time in the barracks I guess lol

    • @anontwentytwo1380
      @anontwentytwo1380 Год назад +5

      Backyard sword practice with bottles like a nerd I'm guessing lol

    • @ItsWickked
      @ItsWickked Год назад +1

      Literally just saw that part while reading your comment 😂😂

    • @grumpfrog8602
      @grumpfrog8602 Год назад +7

      I was thinking that same thing. Like i know some military knives are pretty big for knives but like, what does being a green beret have to do with knowing how to use a sword designed over 2000 years ago

    • @bradmiles1984
      @bradmiles1984 Год назад +1

      Barry is also a military historian which is why he was there mostly. He has a thing for the Spartans. If you watch the aftershow for the episode they talked about it.

  • @jamesgaston2745
    @jamesgaston2745 Год назад +37

    I love in the simulation that it starts with the ninja, in a tree and behind the spartan. Why wasn't the whole battle a poison dart then him searching the ancient worlds equivalent of Yelp to figure out dinner plans?

    • @mattw9763
      @mattw9763 Год назад +2

      That and at the beginning when the ninja jumps out of the tree and sneaks up on the spartan the ninja literally yells announcing his presence lol. Like fuck off a ninja would never yell before his attack especially when sneaking up on an enemy he clearly had no idea he was behind him.

  • @volkiirknight761
    @volkiirknight761 Год назад +4

    "Barry honed his sword skills from 8 years in the Green Berets" I didn't realize that special forces trained with swords, talk about unconventional warfare.

  • @sealake7935
    @sealake7935 Год назад +79

    That Spartan guy was taking this so seriously. It was genuinely funny as fuck

  • @ttt7337jjj
    @ttt7337jjj Год назад +10

    18:59 POV: you’re eavesdropping on a conversation that a bunch of washed up 40 year olds are having at a bar

  • @10tails
    @10tails Год назад +13

    This episode really showed that cracks in the show for a younger me. Especially with the black eggs. Like, it's supposed to incapacitate a person, but since it doesn't penetrate, bleed or whatever, there's no model in the spreadsheet.

  • @Persoon56
    @Persoon56 Год назад +50

    I think the funniest thing about this episode is that, iirc, the ninja did not exist as was shown in this episode, hell, the ninjato sword's earliest confirmed appearance was 1956! The Spartan was effectively fighting a fictional character

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Год назад +4

      And that stupid outfit that'd most likely only have been worn as part of a night-infiltration, so the fact it's not a 'night invasion fight' instead was baffling to me. Ninja using that natural camoflage-style dressup against the Spartan and thus also making that egg a lot more useful since it'd be even harder to see it.

    • @koreancowboy42
      @koreancowboy42 Год назад +5

      Put this fight in the dark and see what the spartan can do when the ninja is attacking out of no where during the dark.
      Ninja has thousands of options to easily kill their opponents.
      Explosives, poison, stabbings, etc.
      The ninja didn't need to work extra hard on a confrontation

  • @madmike1708
    @madmike1708 Год назад +179

    This episode is buried in my mind. Both because the ninja experts were crazy, but also the black egg. The doctor was like "oh he'd be blind" then saw the "simulation", the egg did nothing and got no kills.

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig Год назад +21

      Nah the Spartan 'experts' were crazy, Ninja experts just tried to emphasize what a ninja is. That bit about ninja running away and killing someone in their sleep is 100 percent accurate. They were basically peasant spies improvising ambushes the majority of the time.

    • @jacobdonnely2608
      @jacobdonnely2608 Год назад +4

      @@Nefariousbig Most ninja were samurai, not that ashigaru couldn't become shinobi, but to my understanding the majority of the time a shinobi was a samurai with unique duties more related to espionage. You say the bit about the ninja running away and killing somebody in their sleep is 100% accurate, the problem with that statement is that there's no evidence shinobi were ever involved with assassination. You can't really prove or disprove that ninja ever performed assassinations, but what is for certain is that it wasn't a focus nor anywhere near their main duties.

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig Год назад

      @@jacobdonnely2608 it's less about their proclivity to assasinate and more about the nature of the confrontations they would be involved in. They were not head-on shielded warriors like the Spartans, they chose to strike at the opportune moment to take down a more heavily armed opponent. Maybe they wouldn't literally always come back and kill people in their sleep, but evade and try and catch them unawares? Absolutely.

    • @jacobdonnely2608
      @jacobdonnely2608 Год назад +2

      @@Nefariousbig It is very apparent you have little to no understanding of the actual role shinobi played in japanese society during the sengoku period

    • @1337-Nathaniel
      @1337-Nathaniel Год назад +1

      @@jacobdonnely2608 weren't ninjas mostly just farmers that fought back any way they could? And the ninja we came to know is mostly myth and fairy tales.
      Or I misremember and ninjas were, more professional and hiding among peasants.
      Anyway, the reason why a lot of stereotypical ninja weapons look like farm tools, is because they 100% were. The reason being that peasants weren't allowed weapons so they had to improvise. The Kama is a scythe, the Kunai is a trowel, etc. Their signature look is also just farm clothes.

  • @longjohnlongdong4692
    @longjohnlongdong4692 Год назад +8

    The king Henry episode vs Shaka Zulu made me really uncomfortable when the Shaka Zulu expert started throwing a fit when king Henry started winning. And he said his war cry was num num, num num. and he acted like it was the most terrifying battle cry ever it was fucking embarrassing 😂

  • @Cuiasodo
    @Cuiasodo Год назад +26

    It always confuses me when this kind of show puts a class of fighter known for face-to-face combat against one known for ambush or guerilla tactics against each other, because, like, whoever wins in that is honestly going to depend more on the context of the situation. Hell, the concept of the show is pretty flawed for the sheer fact that individual skill is probably going to matter more in a fight than outright fighting style and weapon loadout.

    • @wesleygibson5546
      @wesleygibson5546 Год назад +5

      Yeah, and he did use ambush tactics...but a ninja/shinobi wouldn't have attacked him in broad daylight...for sure. More than likely would've just shot him in the eye with a bow from 50 yards away in a tree lol.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Год назад +3

      Nah, even more likely he would have disguised himself as the quartermaster, poisoned the Spartan army's rations or water, and left without a word

  • @pisspoorplutocracy9055
    @pisspoorplutocracy9055 Год назад +77

    This is one of the only episodes I remember from my childhood mostly because how unbalanced it was

    • @noonefromnowhere7945
      @noonefromnowhere7945 Год назад +8

      Shaka zulu vs william wallace was insanely unfair lmfao

    • @pisspoorplutocracy9055
      @pisspoorplutocracy9055 Год назад +8

      @@noonefromnowhere7945 yeah honestly alot of the match ups in that damn show were unbalanced as fuck

    • @fallenknighttyler8695
      @fallenknighttyler8695 Год назад +2

      @@pisspoorplutocracy9055
      Pirate vs Knight another one that was just a weird match.

    • @pisspoorplutocracy9055
      @pisspoorplutocracy9055 Год назад +5

      @@fallenknighttyler8695 yeah I guess there was a reason the show was replaced by Bar Rescue

  • @alexfirefly1956
    @alexfirefly1956 Год назад +16

    “The whole training regiment was designed to make him hard” is actually fairly accurate considering what we know about ancient Greeks and Spartans 😂

    • @Jiub_SN
      @Jiub_SN Год назад +2

      What you're referring too is inaccurate

  • @crozraven
    @crozraven Год назад +11

    This show basically inspired Ubisoft to make their so called "iconic" game, "For Honor."

  • @zbh9268
    @zbh9268 Год назад +25

    I love that they use a ninjato sword despite the fact that there is no actual evidence that ninja used those in the Feudal era.

  • @garrettcarter234
    @garrettcarter234 Год назад +9

    fine glass in my eyes has been one of my irrational fears ever since i watched this episode as a child

  • @HysjMysj
    @HysjMysj Год назад +25

    I love how "karate black belt" made you sound invincible in the mid 2000's...

  • @jetstreamvik9570
    @jetstreamvik9570 Год назад +32

    I remember watching this as a kid and even thinking back then that the pairing and the fight itself was so strangely one sided.
    A ninja wouldn't fight head on like they did in the "simulation" , like they didn't even factor in that they were stealth fighters, a ninja certainly wouldn't pick a fight with a heavily armored opponent in midday like that.
    Like I swear Barry threatened to have his Green Beret buddies raid their houses if the Spartan didn't win so they completely removed the Ninja's most vital weapons.

    • @Foggy404
      @Foggy404 20 дней назад

      Not to mention that glass in the eyes really does effect your ability to use them, so even going off of what happened in the fight, the spartan would've lost, because y'know, blind

  • @N09ne
    @N09ne 25 дней назад +1

    "Well, if you have lasers then I'll deploy my anti-laser forcefield."
    "Nuh-uh, I also have a plasma cannon that goes through your anti-laser field"
    "Well, I just blow up the whole earth you're standing on and fly into space."
    Type vibes.

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Год назад +32

    Spike TV doctors tend to be extremely unnecessary, but I like them in the "thank you Doctor Obvious" sense. Sure, they aren't truly needed but it's always got a chuckle out of me seeing their reactions.

    • @thac0twenty377
      @thac0twenty377 Год назад +2

      you kidding? I'm a medic. of they told me od get paid to talk out my ass for 30 minutes on spike TV I'd be the most dramatic expert you ever saw lol

    • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
      @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Год назад +1

      @@thac0twenty377 I said they are unnecessary, not that they can't be fun.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Год назад

      if it was to check if an injury would be lethal, debilitating or just scary-looking for essentially superficial, etc. that'd have been useful.

  • @empire_tw570
    @empire_tw570 Год назад +35

    That comment about spartans being trained to be hard is a lot worse considering that they were trained from a very young age and spartan trainers were notorious pedophiles. Also Barry would probably go into a fit of rage if you reminded him of that.

    • @vinchinzo594
      @vinchinzo594 Год назад +10

      So... when the spartans in 300 say "we drilled them from dawn 'til dusk'.... oh no... 😱

    • @grumpfrog8602
      @grumpfrog8602 Год назад +8

      I got the feeling Barry was wayyyy too emotionally invested in the spartan thing. Especially calling the ninja cockroaches and all that? Like it's very weird for a grown ass man in the modern world to be talking like a spartan back in the day would talk about "inferior" peoples. He'd also probably be pissed if he was reminded that the only reasons the spartans had such advanced soldiers and an intense tradition of eugenics was because they were horrified of a slave uprising, said slaves composing the overwhelming majority of their entire labor force. So it's not about honor or whatever other bullshit, they just didn't want to farm or do anything else productive so they learn to fight good so their slaves don't murder them

    • @DEFxRECON
      @DEFxRECON Год назад +3

      @@grumpfrog8602 would not be surprised if there were racial undertones to calling em that

    • @grumpfrog8602
      @grumpfrog8602 Год назад +2

      @@DEFxRECON i got similar vibes, especially with him being so condescending to the guy he kept grabbing on, which is still really bizarre to me that he insisted on doing that repeatedly

    • @tonyfriendly4409
      @tonyfriendly4409 Год назад

      When in Greece lol

  • @HazardousClim
    @HazardousClim 6 месяцев назад +6

    I just love that they got everything wrong about ninja. Just everything. The clothes, the weapons, everything. It makes me laugh every time. Clearly these guys went to the Ashida Kim school of being a ninja.
    A master of subterfuge, espionage, and assassination would MOST CERTAINLY run around with a very distinct sword that translates to … “ninja’s sword”. Pull the other one

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi Год назад +47

    I watched this episode when it originally aired. And it is, for me, the most iconic episode. And not in a good way. Shit will be burnt into my memory forever. Its like every major issue with the series boiled down into one episode. And its so funny that they seemed to think it was their best work, considering it was a major part of the advertising as well as the hoplite helmet inside a shuriken being their literal logo.

  • @kherron1991
    @kherron1991 Год назад +25

    I think you should check out “Animal Face-Off”. It was Animal Planets “Deadliest Warrior” for all of one season

    • @chenwingsee
      @chenwingsee Год назад +1

      I second this

    • @tlbryant4697
      @tlbryant4697 Год назад +4

      Omg yes i totally forgot about that show wasn't there one with dinosaurs too

    • @kherron1991
      @kherron1991 Год назад +4

      @@tlbryant4697 I forgot about that! Jurassic Fight Club!

    • @tlbryant4697
      @tlbryant4697 Год назад +1

      @@kherron1991 yea I thought so that one cracked me up like we would know how dinosaurs would fight lol

    • @amiwrongaboutsports
      @amiwrongaboutsports Год назад

      Yes! It be been saying this. If Chris thinks the way they’re testing is absurd he needs to watch Animal Face Off

  • @gilbertdiaz8930
    @gilbertdiaz8930 Год назад +4

    The only thing that really bugged me about this match up was they gave the ninja a handicap with the Shurikens (which weren't even use or meant to kill), blow darts and black eggs. That's not even adding in the factor that ninjas used explosives and guns but that obviously would have made the match completely one sided

  • @thewolfofmikawa8535
    @thewolfofmikawa8535 Год назад +37

    This episode was the episode that literally divided the fanbase lmao. I remember arguing with people in school over this episode lol. I still stand by the ninja way lol

    • @memberberries4272
      @memberberries4272 Год назад +9

      Lol I remember arguing with ninja fanboys about this… obviously the gigachad spartan would win this in a straight up fight. It Should have been a samurai vs spartan

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez Год назад +2

      @@GoldenPeaches Funny you mention that. It did. They did a basically best of championship and had the Spartan fight Samurai and Spartan won. They also had IRA fight Specznaz, it went about as well as expected.

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez Год назад +2

      @@GoldenPeaches The Jessie James Al Capone won is textbook exactly what you said. Somehow I don't imagine the real Jessie was as good as some crazy quickdraw champion but they plugged data in all the same.

    • @anontwentytwo1380
      @anontwentytwo1380 Год назад

      @@memberberries4272 imagine typing/saying gigachad. Bruh you're too cringe

    • @memberberries4272
      @memberberries4272 Год назад

      @@anontwentytwo1380 that’s the point arguing over deadliest warrior is cringe

  • @bearandrabbit6826
    @bearandrabbit6826 Год назад +11

    FYI :
    Actor David Wenham, the narrator from 300, did the narration for this, as well as 8 other episodes of Deadliest Warrior. 😉

  • @Zach_Beebe
    @Zach_Beebe Год назад +4

    I’m a use of force instructor and the amount of “oh yeah, but did you think about this” in the industry is non-stop

  • @axelpholy1153
    @axelpholy1153 Год назад +60

    I always assumed the poor visibility of the helmet and the ninjas movement would make this battle last a lot longer than it did

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow Год назад +14

      The visibility of those helmets actually isn't terrible. If it's properly fitted, it is fairly close to the skin, and doesn't get in the way much.

    • @allsteel5753
      @allsteel5753 Год назад +5

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennow right plus you're protected enough at the head anyways so turning your head to look wouldn't be that much a of deal, especially for a Spartan

    • @freakkyser
      @freakkyser 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@stillcantbesilencedevennow300 told me otherwise

  • @andrebighach
    @andrebighach Год назад +16

    I thought that kick was a little funny and cool. he quickly determined how far he had to be away from the effigy to fully extend his leg and not hit it in the face, smooth controlled movement, chambered the kick bring it in, plant down, display of good martial arts technique, and could balance with his foot right infront of what looks like someone's face. he distanced himself perfectly so that the foot would stop, like a bullet that stops right infront of your face. just as you think you're going to die, huh? it stopped, because I have adroitly distanced myself so that the kick would stop just short of your face and you would not die or lose an eye....maybe.

    • @craigyeah1052
      @craigyeah1052 24 дня назад +2

      Yeah, I know he has some training but the height was good and he whipped it out on a whim, I was a little impressed.

    • @andrebighach
      @andrebighach 24 дня назад

      @@craigyeah1052 ninja moves.

    • @manintheline5331
      @manintheline5331 15 дней назад

      ​@@craigyeah1052 The kick was genuinely amazing

  • @barrettmason2785
    @barrettmason2785 Год назад +3

    12:14 "Barry honed his sword skills during his 8 years as a green beret." Wtf? 🤣

    • @NormalPersonCommenting
      @NormalPersonCommenting Год назад +1

      He went on an epic quest with his whole unit; they fell through a gateway into a parallel world where magic and dragons and elves exist.
      Spent 8 years adventuring his way back to the military, where they summarily dismissed him and his whole unit for 8 years AWOL.
      At least that's my head canon.

  • @zacbendable6346
    @zacbendable6346 Год назад +90

    I sneezed when he threw the sand, love how interactive your videos are!
    Also the sound you made when describing the dummies is now living in my head forever, many thanks

  • @redjacketjesse4466
    @redjacketjesse4466 Год назад +8

    Love how they do all that “extensive research” and show all these weapons just to merk the ninja almost instantly

  • @TheRoCkHaRdOrDiE
    @TheRoCkHaRdOrDiE Год назад +2

    "As a Los Angeles ER dr, he has seen a world of hurt" yea im sure ppl in LA are constantly showin up in the ER with spear wounds and shurikens stuck in them

  • @MarioGarcia-io9gj
    @MarioGarcia-io9gj Год назад +4

    Why did none of the "experts" mention the fact that ninjas were mainly attacking heavy armor targets.

    • @R3D_Lantern
      @R3D_Lantern Год назад

      I always thought this too. The samurai were heavily armored & that was the ninjas main enemy.

    • @MarioGarcia-io9gj
      @MarioGarcia-io9gj Год назад

      @@R3D_Lantern lot of it might have been wood and fabric, but it was incredibly tough and would of had the Ninja's focusing on weak points.

    • @featurelength5086
      @featurelength5086 52 минуты назад

      Correction: Ninja were often attacking heavy armor targets... when said targets were in their homes or at the baths or the local whorehouse. Assassins tend to make a point of not fighting their opponent when their opponent is ready for them.

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp Год назад +57

    My big problem with this episode is that the "ninja" doesn't use a bo when he's up against a spear. Why would he not take the weapon with the most advantage?

    • @domingoahernandez90
      @domingoahernandez90 Год назад +17

      This is about when 300 came out. I remember as a kid knowing the spartan would win cause of the 300 craze

    • @magne7771
      @magne7771 Год назад +2

      Attempted BDE, I'm assuming.

    • @WhereThereDude
      @WhereThereDude Год назад +2

      @@domingoahernandez90 THIS IS SPARTA !!!

    • @GrimViridian
      @GrimViridian Год назад +10

      Your biggest problem is that and not the fact that most of the show, especially the ninja portrayal, is disgustingly inaccurate?

    • @GuerrillaGorilla023
      @GuerrillaGorilla023 Год назад +8

      Although a spartan probably would win most encounters it’s still an elite frontline unit against a spy. It’s unfair to put them against each other because of their roles alone.
      If they did some historical research on Persian hassassin and put them up against each other that would have been a lot more interesting

  • @perfectsplit5515
    @perfectsplit5515 Год назад +10

    What I thought was really peculiar was that in the episode Mafia vs Yakuza, they actually considered the baseball bat to be a “weapon”.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Год назад +3

      and then later they did the Capone Vs. Jesse James and of course the cowboy would win.

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@kinagrilleven tho al had a semi automatic gun

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 9 месяцев назад

      Mafia wins they had guns yaks didn't

  • @MykkR0b0
    @MykkR0b0 Год назад +4

    The Spartan larpers have major "this guy thinks he's in an anime" energy, which is pretty ironic.

  • @lamy8224
    @lamy8224 Год назад +83

    I can't tell you how excited I was to see you uploaded another deadliest warrior video, what does that say about my life?

  • @AlistairZands
    @AlistairZands 22 дня назад +1

    "So and so has several years in a medical related field and so will be able to determine if this is lethal."
    *looks at a gel dummy that has had its chest and abdomen ripped almost in half*
    "Oh yeah, that is most definitely fatal."

  • @yvngtonyb
    @yvngtonyb Год назад +92

    I love your videos on this show. Only so much you can do w/ a fixed number of episodes but so few creators actually make content about DW. It’s a crime. Please make more lol

  • @IndomitableBeastKing
    @IndomitableBeastKing Год назад +2

    18:23 RIGHT THERE! THAT WAS THE APPEAL OF THE SHOW! YOU GET LOST IN IT FOR SOME REASON!

  • @XNXTG3N3RATIONX
    @XNXTG3N3RATIONX Год назад +30

    You are amazing! Im glad you are blowing up! Keep up the strong work!

  • @TDWTB
    @TDWTB Год назад +64

    Fun Fact: The Spartan expert actually got in an argument with his wife about who would win, Spartan vs Ninja. That’s how the show got green lit, plus he got to prove his wife completely wrong.
    He more or less confirmed in the Aftermath/Podcast he knew she was right but thought it’d be cool to use as a launch pad for a series.

    • @petrospago3515
      @petrospago3515 Год назад +5

      wait so both him and his wife got in to an argument both supporting that the spartan will win?

    • @TDWTB
      @TDWTB Год назад +8

      @@petrospago3515 his wife said ninja. He said spartan.

    • @petrospago3515
      @petrospago3515 Год назад +1

      @@TDWTB then how he proved her right if he proved the spartan will win?

    • @TDWTB
      @TDWTB Год назад +11

      @@petrospago3515 sorry I had to edit my comment. He proved her wrong but in the aftermath said it was more likely if they took into account for stealth and other factors Ninja would win.

    • @HughAverageHomoMan
      @HughAverageHomoMan Год назад +13

      @@TDWTB suddenly this episode makes SO much more sense, with how one-sided it was towards the spartan and how it completely removed the context for a realistic ninja's style.

  • @crispy982
    @crispy982 25 дней назад +1

    I remember even way younger this episode was the worst. The way they calculated who would win is simulating battles with only one weapon each and seeing who won. And since the black egg was never meant to KILL it lost hard to the shield and that basically lost the ninja the battle alone

  • @jimjones9631
    @jimjones9631 Год назад +19

    I miss this show. I want it back so bad. Just watching people stab jello men was somehow so fun to me as a kid

    • @abrahamwashington8579
      @abrahamwashington8579 Год назад +1

      Same lol also have a fixation of watching grown men stab jelly body parts. myth busters was also a great show to watch jelly people get fhcked up by falling panes of glass and pennis falling the same force as if theu fell off the empire stare building. Grew up watching rhat shit and sadly there are no more shows like that anymore

  • @adamsmiths3016
    @adamsmiths3016 Год назад +12

    The ballistic dummies they used tend to sag when they are used in a hot environment. So it is possible the dummy was in good condition when it was received from the company that made them and the deadliest warrior crew left it in the heat for too long.

    • @adamsmiths3016
      @adamsmiths3016 Год назад

      But it would be hilarious if they wanted it that way lol

  • @chenzenzo
    @chenzenzo 4 месяца назад +2

    The idea that a ninja would just have an upfront battle with a Spartan is hilarious.

  • @spiral_universe
    @spiral_universe Год назад +6

    Deadliest warrior is such a odd show.
    I want to study it under a microscope and even than I think I'd find more questions than answers tbh.

  • @SGOODYGANG
    @SGOODYGANG Год назад +9

    The random guy looking at the trauma was fucking hilarious!!! This was one of my favorite shows growing up like top 3 and you have definitely brought the memories flooding back and yea I'm drowning in this goofy ass nostalgia!