HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS | NEVER RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY | KEEP A CONVERSATION GOING

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @texaspoontappa8539
    @texaspoontappa8539 5 лет назад +25051

    Me talking to a girl that goes to my same class:
    So, what school do you go to?

  • @phoenixkinghorn5233
    @phoenixkinghorn5233 5 лет назад +2433

    This comment section makes me feel like im not alone 😂

    • @Moosoon2
      @Moosoon2 4 года назад +15

      Right 🤣

    • @soulflame8538
      @soulflame8538 4 года назад +11

      I know right

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 4 года назад +42

      Maybe men are not the problem, girls just don't give a fuck about responding in a meaningful way, or at all, cause they get a lot of texts anyway withouth even trying. So they just pick the most interesting text and choose to reply to him.. at least thats my theory..

    • @lolprogamer5202
      @lolprogamer5202 4 года назад +5

      ElvenMan yes they suck, just use them as a one night tool

    • @Chubs729
      @Chubs729 4 года назад +2

      she’s not alone - black widow

  • @sneakylamb1877
    @sneakylamb1877 5 лет назад +6539

    "try this with your girlfriend"
    lmao why do you think we are here

  • @mr.ditkovich6379
    @mr.ditkovich6379 3 года назад +6427

    "Talking to girls isn't rocket science"
    It's actually HARDER, I already got my Aerospace Engineering degree and I still haven't figured out how to talk to a girl

  • @MathiasScott
    @MathiasScott 5 лет назад +4178

    Friend: "Compliment her"
    Me: "Uhh.. you have.. hairy.. eyes"

    • @planeguybryce
      @planeguybryce 5 лет назад +66

      MathiasGDS look at this duuuuude *hairball occurs* * excessive laughing*

    • @krish2033
      @krish2033 5 лет назад +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @quadriamusa6280
      @quadriamusa6280 5 лет назад +8

      Yooo 😂😂😂😂

    • @joshdeveaux6936
      @joshdeveaux6936 5 лет назад +3

      What's this from cant remember where I remember it from

    • @25_kylie16
      @25_kylie16 5 лет назад +4

      If that was me : Umm... okay?

  • @5aleddss
    @5aleddss 5 лет назад +5554

    Tf this comment section is making me feel like I have friends here

  • @toxiicvenom7003
    @toxiicvenom7003 5 лет назад +5595

    Girl : I just got my nails done
    Me: nice you nailed it

    • @ionutichim21
      @ionutichim21 5 лет назад +724

      And that kids, is how you end up a virgin forever.

    • @cralo2066
      @cralo2066 5 лет назад +471

      tbh this isn't too bad of a line

    • @SGS_insight
      @SGS_insight 5 лет назад +184

      This was funny

    • @briangarcia7384
      @briangarcia7384 5 лет назад +58

      @@prospect-criticalops6182 u sir deserve jesus Christ's offspring for ur legendaryness

    • @cralo2066
      @cralo2066 5 лет назад +38

      @@prospect-criticalops6182 Hahahaha very smooth bro

  • @12thLordOfMods
    @12thLordOfMods 3 года назад +4205

    "If you have a girlfriend"
    I don't, that's why I'm here

    • @yes-nc4vo
      @yes-nc4vo 3 года назад +93

      Ur pfp made me happy for some reason

    • @jimmyanderson9957
      @jimmyanderson9957 3 года назад +44

      So true

    • @yes-nc4vo
      @yes-nc4vo 3 года назад +12

      @@jimmyanderson9957 why do you like your own comment? No hate, just askin..

    • @israelcortez2485
      @israelcortez2485 3 года назад +4

      @@yes-nc4vo EGO

    • @comradeurcat9554
      @comradeurcat9554 3 года назад +1

      You now have 69 likes. Enjoy.

  • @markwalker6692
    @markwalker6692 5 лет назад +6372

    "Make a statement." Got it. Me approaching girl "Your shirt is red." *Girl awkwardly walks away.* Mission failed, we'll get em next time.

  • @junkiekiller9002
    @junkiekiller9002 5 лет назад +2155

    Best friend: what’s going on man?
    Me: not much, just got this new Lamborghini.
    Best friend: oh nice

    • @Walkdaboss
      @Walkdaboss 5 лет назад +175

      yeah, it goes crazy fast..

    • @GeneghisKhan
      @GeneghisKhan 5 лет назад +49

      Best friend: I also bought this new game
      Me: Hell yeah, let's go play!!

    • @trevoreagar4092
      @trevoreagar4092 4 года назад +73

      Me: wanna ride it
      Best Friend: Sure man
      **Awkward silence**

    • @Alaaslayer
      @Alaaslayer 4 года назад +13

      @@trevoreagar4092 if iy was best friend it will be comfortable silence

    • @trevoreagar4092
      @trevoreagar4092 4 года назад +3

      @@Alaaslayer good point

  • @maximiliangulici6230
    @maximiliangulici6230 5 лет назад +5409

    Girl to guy: look my new nails
    Guy: I wish I could have nails like that.
    Girl: what?
    Guy: what?

  • @summary6839
    @summary6839 2 года назад +188

    1. Open ended: long statement followed by question
    2. Speak in a slow and low tone to reflect confidence
    3. Use pauses instead of filler words
    4. Keep the focus of the conversation on the girl
    5. Try to focus on topics where her emotion is involved

    • @BossDaMoneyMaker
      @BossDaMoneyMaker 2 года назад +7

      Just do what you wanna do, dont follow any advice

  • @bshaun2740
    @bshaun2740 5 лет назад +1461

    Hot girl: Walks by
    Me: Act cool, Act cool act cool
    Me: Hey are you having nice weather today

  • @glazejack_ross_2741
    @glazejack_ross_2741 4 года назад +3110

    “Talking to girls isn’t rocket science”
    My brain “are you sure about that?”

    • @guitarpick8109
      @guitarpick8109 4 года назад +13

      😂

    • @lemons2406
      @lemons2406 4 года назад +37

      No it's harder
      (Coming from a girl who has never had a boyfriend😭)

    • @showcasescript9083
      @showcasescript9083 4 года назад +7

      Wait didn’t you use your brain to say those words or think those words?

    • @alynaddari314
      @alynaddari314 4 года назад +2

      same way as me XD

    • @7StarHeryla
      @7StarHeryla 4 года назад +13

      I’m better off learning rocket science

  • @antoniojaimez3603
    @antoniojaimez3603 5 лет назад +3875

    “girls are programmed to keep a conversation going”
    then why is she ignoring me?

  • @fizzlittner
    @fizzlittner 3 года назад +25

    dude this video is actually so helpful. after watching this 16 times i was finally able to speak to a female. she may have screamed at me once after but eventually she came around!!! thanks so much!

  • @chickennugsoil4421
    @chickennugsoil4421 5 лет назад +4850

    I can see the fbi man in my phone just shacking his head

  • @bigcan1031
    @bigcan1031 4 года назад +624

    Me talking hella confident with guys: confident 1000+
    Girl joins conversation: confidence -1000

    • @thomasrichards646
      @thomasrichards646 3 года назад +22

      Same it’s fucked aye

    • @JohnyBravo_kxng
      @JohnyBravo_kxng 3 года назад +2

      Same bro

    • @denzelboahene876
      @denzelboahene876 3 года назад +10

      Bruh I swear I could have a thousand words to say when talking to a girl I can only say two or three words

    • @mohammedhannan2263
      @mohammedhannan2263 3 года назад +5

      @@denzelboahene876 BRO I CAN RELATE. I HAVE THE ENTIRE CONVO PLANNED OUT IN MY HEAD YET I CANT SAY THE WHOLE THING AND ONLY SAY LIKE 3 words.

    • @mohammedhannan2263
      @mohammedhannan2263 3 года назад +1

      Yeah it’s like that, when it comes to us brothers we can easily just say some stuff and call it a day and we all be chill. But once we say something to a girl we all got something to worry about.

  • @RatchetSprite1
    @RatchetSprite1 7 лет назад +5155

    From experience,
    Guys... if you see a girl that looks anywhere near attractive, please, from the bottom of my heart, go up to her and just say "hi". That's it. That's all you have to do. It doesn't matter if the conversation is awkward. It doesn't matter what you talk about. It doesn't matter if she likes you. Go up to her and say SOMETHING. Because if you say nothing, and she walks away, and you don't even know her name, you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life.

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 6 лет назад +255

      RatchetSprite most guys too stupid to realize that that's why there here watching g this crap. Yes I am here but I was just curious.

    • @topintro9986
      @topintro9986 6 лет назад +83

      RatchetSprite gonna have to lose some weight i weight about 188 about 2 months ago (im 15 and 5"10) but now I'm 167 and want to lose all this chest fat it really discourages me to talk to any girls.

    • @jamarkiemarkhd8734
      @jamarkiemarkhd8734 6 лет назад +40

      Top Intro same kinda wanna be in shape if I’m gonna talk to a girl

    • @MrAmazin92
      @MrAmazin92 6 лет назад +11

      Unasked Weevil Same bro..

    • @neven8043
      @neven8043 6 лет назад +5

      Unasked Weevil Yeah, me too

  • @kinglone9720
    @kinglone9720 3 года назад +891

    Talking to man: easy mode
    Talking to girls: difficult mode

    • @paprikaman1124
      @paprikaman1124 3 года назад +86

      talking to a pretty girl that u want to be at least friend with: veteran

    • @mehduh5564
      @mehduh5564 3 года назад +14

      nah hardcore mode

    • @rosvokomppania
      @rosvokomppania 3 года назад +34

      And taking to girl you really like: mission impossible

    • @timothylee5579
      @timothylee5579 3 года назад +23

      Talking to crush: asian mode

    • @M1911-w1j
      @M1911-w1j 3 года назад +36

      Talking to friends: recruit
      Talking to a man: regular
      Talking to girls: hardened
      Talking to your crush: veteran

  • @Ardent761
    @Ardent761 5 лет назад +4756

    Imagine looking up a tutorial on how to talk to your own species. Now that's a power move.

    • @Jk42020
      @Jk42020 5 лет назад +287

      Xeusa well id say girls are a different species

    • @25_kylie16
      @25_kylie16 5 лет назад +130

      Girls are just more... emotionally complicated, I think. According to the internet, that's what us girls are

    • @rnlaut0453
      @rnlaut0453 5 лет назад +1

      HA! GAIIIII

    • @Walkdaboss
      @Walkdaboss 5 лет назад +27

      well you’re here as well

    • @Warn3rrr
      @Warn3rrr 4 года назад +15

      No, it’s not a power move... ITS PATRICK

  • @codnecromancerexe1125
    @codnecromancerexe1125 5 лет назад +1516

    How to keep a conversation going. “I have a lambo”

  • @dr.plague23
    @dr.plague23 5 лет назад +2278

    Me flirting with my girlfriend: so you single

  • @Sgplgame
    @Sgplgame 3 года назад +72

    The best thing I realized from talking to girls and anybody really is to treat every single conversation like a personal interview. (Let’s say a late night talk show or something.)Treat the person you are talking to like a guest who you are interviewing in your life. Trust me this always works. But while they are talking listen carefully and think of questions you want to ask in your head while they are speaking about a certain topic.

  • @prodrichi
    @prodrichi 5 лет назад +451

    girl: "got my nails done"
    me: "nice, i wish i could get my nails done"
    *guy brain loading...*

    • @xbox360guy19
      @xbox360guy19 5 лет назад +21

      exe. brain stop working

    • @suriyakarunakaran2983
      @suriyakarunakaran2983 5 лет назад +8

      Nice, wish I could get one for my sister... *brain.exe stops working* and suddenly realizes *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

    • @Smoothie_dude
      @Smoothie_dude 4 года назад

      @@suriyakarunakaran2983 😂😂😂

    • @maurice7017
      @maurice7017 4 года назад

      @@xbox360guy19 brain.exe has stopped working

    • @25_kylie16
      @25_kylie16 4 года назад

      You could compliment her a TINY bit on her nails like "Nice" or something. Then change the subject to like maybe "How was your weekend?" Or something else you know?

  • @SaikaLiao
    @SaikaLiao 5 лет назад +598

    "Open her up"
    Got it guys wish me luck.

  • @yeah8347
    @yeah8347 5 лет назад +3030

    “Opening her up”
    Isn’t that... the plan

  • @macewindu6853
    @macewindu6853 3 года назад +366

    Best trick is not to give a shit, everything tends to go your way when you don’t try or care about it anymore, I’ve made some progress

    • @lawrencechikowore9227
      @lawrencechikowore9227 3 года назад +45

      You're right this tips will only get you friendzoned

    • @moneyonmind2412
      @moneyonmind2412 3 года назад +35

      Thanks Mace Windu I also agree . When you show girls little interest they tend to want to talk to you more . Facts

    • @BatmanTheGrate1
      @BatmanTheGrate1 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @shadeyj3768
      @shadeyj3768 3 года назад +1

      Some good facts from mace windu

    • @axelw7323
      @axelw7323 3 года назад +3

      Incorrect. I tried this for like 2-3 months and girls just thought I was dry and stopped talking to me.

  • @TheFinnishYoutuber
    @TheFinnishYoutuber 6 лет назад +670

    Her: I just got my nails done
    Me: K, so i just got this Lamborghini

    • @sagelioneldsouza8230
      @sagelioneldsouza8230 6 лет назад +49

      Golden007 lying around in mah garage

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 6 лет назад +13

      Golden007 tuning the engine up, isn't that as cool as your color of your nails?

    • @mrauksia
      @mrauksia 6 лет назад +28

      I think you got her.

    • @hypermangi8265
      @hypermangi8265 6 лет назад +11

      That made me giggle.

    • @JuiceBox22
      @JuiceBox22 6 лет назад +8

      Out her in the Hollywood hills

  • @terencecunningham
    @terencecunningham 6 лет назад +2325

    I think youtube is subtly trying to roast me by putting this in my recommended

    • @fzprof1756
      @fzprof1756 5 лет назад +40

      Terence Cunningham severlely underrated comment that it hurts bro XD

    • @xdeathxpop2156
      @xdeathxpop2156 5 лет назад +11

      Im doneeee

    • @destroya_2345
      @destroya_2345 5 лет назад +15

      Terence Cunningham low key I’m shit at talking to girls and RUclips knew it

    • @Reaperdeathpunch
      @Reaperdeathpunch 5 лет назад +3

      Same dude.

    • @davidnewbon4385
      @davidnewbon4385 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao, same

  • @lilswxvy295
    @lilswxvy295 6 лет назад +5771

    I tried it, it’s patched.
    Is there a new hack for May 2019

  • @uglybastard2324
    @uglybastard2324 3 года назад +9

    Dudes understand each others feeling no explanation needed

  • @ig6438
    @ig6438 4 года назад +2459

    My advice to every men in here:
    Never develop feelings before talking and understanding a girl. You won’t regret it if she ignores you simply because you were seeking a connection between you and her and it’s not always the looks that matter 😉

    • @AsianDriver2
      @AsianDriver2 4 года назад +38

      I am faulty

    • @mikoajsroczek7202
      @mikoajsroczek7202 4 года назад +99

      Easy to say though 😕

    • @Israelgalivjan
      @Israelgalivjan 4 года назад +10

      Maik Bekin then it sounds like you’re not mature enough, you need to start thinking rationally about relationships, not merely by feelings.

    • @Israelgalivjan
      @Israelgalivjan 4 года назад +24

      Maik Bekin Hi Maik. I’m not here to accuse you of your feelings. By any means, feel free to express what you feel for somebody. From your story I can tell that you are just a little shy. It’s not a problem since I’ve been shy too, but you have to get rid over it. It will take time so don’t push yourself. I think you might want to tell your feelings to somebody you’re really close to. If you find yourself confident and mature enough you can decide yourself whether you want to be in a relationship with her. From my pov I can see that many young people are not as dead serious in a relationship. And if one of the two are not serious about it how can you seriously expect a lifelong relationship? Now again I’m not here to accuse anyone. I’m just telling my own perceptions. I am 22 and even I myself found not to be ready for a relationship. I kindly expressed it to someone and I got over it without fear of losing her. My advice to you is, what I wrote above, try to be more confident and then you’ll find yourself to be less shy in public it’ll help a lot.
      Tips to be more confident:
      1. Try to find a job and cash some (if you haven’t already.)
      2. Try to seek people who’re further in life with you and tell your problems if you can trust them. It’s an act of courage!
      3. Maybe go to the gym and do a workout (if you didn’t go already) this will boost your testosterone levels which make you feel a ‘man’ 💪🏼.
      Those tips above I have applied in my life and it works great at least to me. I hope I could help you out with it! Cheers

    • @calvinma9493
      @calvinma9493 4 года назад +11

      Start a youtube channel, im interested in your knowlech

  • @david-br4ti
    @david-br4ti 5 лет назад +7128

    I’ve already lost all hope when I looked up “how to talk to girls” on RUclips

  • @שגהש
    @שגהש 6 лет назад +1888

    "What's up man?
    -Not much, just got this new lamborghini right here.
    Oh, nice."
    Just a normal guy to guy conversation.

    • @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi
      @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi 6 лет назад +54

      Thats actually very true.

    • @ogreatone1365
      @ogreatone1365 6 лет назад +81

      What do you mean all of my mates have lambos

    • @arvy7765
      @arvy7765 6 лет назад +64

      Your friend just randomly gets a lambo one day
      "Oh, nice"
      Lol this video

    • @rroohhaann123ful
      @rroohhaann123ful 6 лет назад +4

      @@arvy7765 u have gey

    • @arvy7765
      @arvy7765 6 лет назад +6

      @@rroohhaann123ful
      No u, oh yeah yeah

  • @goldiesincity8005
    @goldiesincity8005 2 года назад +2

    This guy actually gives real advise , no lies , no tricks and no filters . Conversation rules the nation.

  • @declan._.3053
    @declan._.3053 5 лет назад +920

    A hot girl comes and tells me I’ve had my nails done.
    Me : 😐 I wish I could get my nails done

    • @ehrarli7543
      @ehrarli7543 5 лет назад +12

      lmaoaosoooel

    • @jamesborunda6081
      @jamesborunda6081 5 лет назад +35

      Just say: that’s awesome! Where did you get them done?

    • @maydayqaygaming6454
      @maydayqaygaming6454 5 лет назад +6

      Lol I want to say that to my crush now!!!

    • @yoloswagprobro8227
      @yoloswagprobro8227 5 лет назад

      TeeBee TV hey swagger wanted his nails black

    • @fullelement4886
      @fullelement4886 5 лет назад +16

      What's funny is that could actually work if you said it jokingly. You could get serious brownie points with a woman making a joke like that.

  • @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz
    @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz 5 лет назад +796

    Me: hi
    Her: hi
    Me: good how are you
    *soul has left earth*

  • @thebigyeeter4282
    @thebigyeeter4282 4 года назад +4268

    “Build sexual tension”
    Bruh I just wanna talk

    • @IAmJustin3000
      @IAmJustin3000 4 года назад +116

      literally my girl😂

    • @xtc300mg
      @xtc300mg 4 года назад +113

      Im in 9th grade and this is so relateable

    • @angeloviorel9734
      @angeloviorel9734 4 года назад +18

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WaZeez
      @WaZeez 4 года назад +10

      Same 😔

    • @sonkakarotto9358
      @sonkakarotto9358 4 года назад +15

      @Gerardo Garcia hmm
      Me: falls on my face
      Also me: ahh my face
      Everyone else: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @theextreme732
    @theextreme732 2 года назад +26

    The major keys to conversation mastery is using everything someone said as a bridge to elongate the conversation

  • @JarNO_WAY
    @JarNO_WAY 5 лет назад +895

    Had a conversation with a girl, I ended often with like cool, cool... then there was a ten second silence (wich I enjoyed) and she started an other subject. I understood she wanted to keep talking so I did as well. Now I understand she just wanted to stay high.

    • @Brbr300
      @Brbr300 5 лет назад +40

      From Dust To A Lifeform ikr what a crack head

    • @caedenmay7276
      @caedenmay7276 5 лет назад +97

      Wow how horrible she used you to get high what has this world come to

    • @ExotooCrazy
      @ExotooCrazy 5 лет назад +7

      😂😂

    • @arik4362
      @arik4362 5 лет назад +12

      Youre a fuckn genius👏😂

    • @jamescharles5394
      @jamescharles5394 5 лет назад +1

      From Dust To A Lifeform lmao

  • @nothankyou818
    @nothankyou818 5 лет назад +2011

    "Women literally get high off talking"
    im scared now

    • @wallrrusslord4779
      @wallrrusslord4779 5 лет назад +37

      i dont think he knows what "literally" means

    • @fruze8478
      @fruze8478 5 лет назад +2

      @@wallrrusslord4779 Hyperbole

    • @tzrgames6482
      @tzrgames6482 5 лет назад +7

      I wish I could get high that easily

    • @brielle6234
      @brielle6234 5 лет назад +1

      You must know this is all wrong right?

    • @トマト-y1v7m
      @トマト-y1v7m 5 лет назад +1

      Just saying we do get excited when the topic is interesting.... you can see that by girls talking faster when they get excited

  • @adrixncohxn
    @adrixncohxn 5 лет назад +2568

    Me : Hey , how are you doing?
    Her: Good and you?
    Me: I'm okay.
    Her : "nods "
    Me: "Silent " " what else do I say "
    " Awkward silence"
    This happens to us all 😹😹😹

    • @shubhamrathi5531
      @shubhamrathi5531 5 лет назад +138

      That happens to me every single time

    • @uneedrambo716
      @uneedrambo716 4 года назад +27

      Top comment

    • @ljfirelord
      @ljfirelord 4 года назад +33

      MO THEKINGSLAYER BRO WHAT DO YOU SAY AFTER THIS DO YOU SAY I WANNA KNOW YOU BETTER OR WHAT

    • @cameronkolodie1932
      @cameronkolodie1932 4 года назад +59

      uneedrambo ask things about her, generally people like to talk about themselves, ask about the things she might be into.

    • @kalecardenas9645
      @kalecardenas9645 4 года назад +13

      soufianky legend “and you?”

  • @comradeurcat9554
    @comradeurcat9554 3 года назад +32

    “Girls get high off of talking”
    SO THATS WHY MY MOM NEVER STOPS NAGGING ME

  • @DennyIDK
    @DennyIDK 6 лет назад +2270

    "So..you also like to drink water when you are thirsty?"

    • @yunghaffblod
      @yunghaffblod 6 лет назад +78

      @Nathan Wilkins remember in the video when he says most conversations with questions or statements? Not that hard to realize he was giving a funny example of a question bud

    • @DennyIDK
      @DennyIDK 6 лет назад +12

      +My Penis is big but, thanks man,at least you understood it.

    • @DennyIDK
      @DennyIDK 6 лет назад +17

      @@woogachicken5550 nah man water is healthier

    • @MechaDray
      @MechaDray 6 лет назад +29

      Yuuji TM humor is a good way to see if a girl is retarded lol

    • @the2kking307
      @the2kking307 6 лет назад +3

      @@DennyIDK I see, what you did there.

  • @jeansarino6601
    @jeansarino6601 6 лет назад +1659

    "hey what's up"
    "not much just got this new Lamborghini here"
    "oh nice"
    "it's crazy fast"
    who tf made those lines HAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @ricardodelrio7328
      @ricardodelrio7328 6 лет назад +99

      Jean Sarino probably tai Lopez

    • @henryalbert9672
      @henryalbert9672 6 лет назад +47

      Here in my garage

    • @gorgeousgab2461
      @gorgeousgab2461 6 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @mrsauce9307
      @mrsauce9307 6 лет назад

      Henry Albert lmfaoo

    • @ongoingcoyote5601
      @ongoingcoyote5601 6 лет назад +40

      I just got this new Lamborghini guys will talk for hours on the engine block and transmission and compare them to other super cars

  • @andrewdavidov5618
    @andrewdavidov5618 6 лет назад +595

    At this point, rocket science is looking a whole lot easier....

  • @mohammedhannan2263
    @mohammedhannan2263 3 года назад +31

    Trying to build a close relationship out of scratch is definitely no easy job.

  • @leon17santana
    @leon17santana 6 лет назад +1763

    Getting a boyfriend : Just look good lmao
    Getting a girlfriend : Be carefull at everything you say, dress well everywhere, watch tmf and alpha m 24/7 and look good

    • @justinnix1347
      @justinnix1347 6 лет назад +40

      LOL I KNOW WTF IS GOING ON.

    • @ourmodernworldofficial
      @ourmodernworldofficial 6 лет назад +59

      Shit is accurate!

    • @quintonlich
      @quintonlich 6 лет назад +30

      Or just recognize the anime their Instagram profile pic is from

    • @901rodney2
      @901rodney2 6 лет назад +5

      Caleo eh be yourself in my opinion

    • @3DJapan
      @3DJapan 6 лет назад +10

      fly man Yes #1 is "be rich".

  • @Astraldymensions
    @Astraldymensions 5 лет назад +1423

    *Video about talking to girls*
    "Perfect! Now I'll learn how to talk to girls so I can get a girlfriend"
    *Practice talking with your girlfriend*
    "Wait..."

    • @Joel-nw7ov
      @Joel-nw7ov 5 лет назад +8

      Astraldymensions 😂

    • @ceazargarcia4046
      @ceazargarcia4046 5 лет назад +4

      I'm dead hahaha

    • @cashordeals3672
      @cashordeals3672 5 лет назад +2

      Oof

    • @JustMe-rm2pw
      @JustMe-rm2pw 5 лет назад +5

      Tbh none of this actually works. Girls understand guys kinda suck at small talk. We understand, this feels really manipulative.

    • @iniubongnkanga9390
      @iniubongnkanga9390 5 лет назад +1

      I feel no one deserves to be in a relationship with a narcissist they are terrible people that feel entitled thank God for my friend who referred me to an hacker and i was able to hack my narcissist partner's phone and see all the proofs i needed for a divorce and even terrible things they had planned contact Mike to help he is a genius, you can text/call +1 (415) 323-6758 or reach him on WhatsApp +1 (724) 330-3252 and also write to Via Gmail (geniustracker701)

  • @baconchan8939
    @baconchan8939 6 лет назад +1233

    RUclips knows how single I am
    FML

  • @kalybyohe
    @kalybyohe 3 года назад +5

    This is actually pretty helpful, I struggle with keeping a conversation going and after I finished the video I went through some of my conversations and saw that what he was talking about in the video was what I was doing

  • @tkn9979
    @tkn9979 6 лет назад +1134

    *This is 50% harder for guys who stutter*

  • @justinmarshall6937
    @justinmarshall6937 3 года назад +625

    1 Start with Question/ Statement
    2 Use Bridge Talk (everything they say)
    3 Open Up someone by making long statements with question at end.
    4 Strong Slow Masculine Voice (EVERYONE is in your league)
    5 Use the “Pause” not uhh
    6 Keep focus on the girl and things she strongly feels about

    • @ankit.says59
      @ankit.says59 3 года назад +11

      I had to scroll alot and when I reached this comment the video is almost at the end

    • @Lil_jmp
      @Lil_jmp 3 года назад

      THAT'S the mentally that I need. I AM OUT OF HER LEAGUE

    • @TheR3DMist
      @TheR3DMist 2 года назад +5

      I was looking for dis in da comments thank you

    • @grevivi5580
      @grevivi5580 2 года назад +1

      .

    • @rikoguitar
      @rikoguitar 2 года назад +3

      Any examples of long statements with questions at end

  • @DerFleischer
    @DerFleischer 5 лет назад +360

    "so, what did you do to get a girlfriend"
    "i leveld conversation to level 100"

    • @UncleCheezmo
      @UncleCheezmo 4 года назад

      @R. V. Datmir mad funny bro

    • @jaysongrobler5174
      @jaysongrobler5174 4 года назад

      @R. V. Datmir bro no

    • @Iloveangrybird
      @Iloveangrybird 2 года назад +1

      Wish it was like fallout where I can boost my charisma to 10

    • @guitarman0365
      @guitarman0365 2 года назад

      just skip the grind and where the enchanted ring of attraction on your left ring finger. lol It's disgusting how much more women will pay attention to you once they think you are already caught. If you want at least a better chance of a hookup anyways obviously not a good tactic for a real girlfriend with those morals.

  • @2bakeddd_sm0key
    @2bakeddd_sm0key 3 года назад +27

    95% emotions 10% logic, mans just spoken pure facts 💯

  • @elvis7750
    @elvis7750 7 лет назад +1033

    Not much, just got this new lamborghini here😂

  • @thiemen_5506
    @thiemen_5506 4 года назад +1573

    "Girls are like oceans, 95% emotions and 5% logic." LMAO

    • @NoOne-sq4et
      @NoOne-sq4et 3 года назад +126

      If this video was made today, this guy would have been obliterated by Karens

    • @StiftungMuttertest
      @StiftungMuttertest 3 года назад +22

      @@NoOne-sq4et facts

    • @saartjeh
      @saartjeh 3 года назад +7

      Bruh no

    • @broomer8910
      @broomer8910 3 года назад +43

      This is 100 percent true, I have had many long lasting relationships. I may be a little autistic, but ive always known they are malleable.
      He spits facts.

    • @saartjeh
      @saartjeh 3 года назад +1

      @@broomer8910 bruh

  • @Abdulrazaq-ys8bd
    @Abdulrazaq-ys8bd 4 года назад +254

    Me: *Searches up how to talk to a girl*
    * reads funny comments the whole time and understands 0% of the video*
    Fuck my life

  • @moneyonmymind4617
    @moneyonmymind4617 3 года назад +11

    Whenever a guy starts talking about something they love and have a passion for it automatically makes them seem more attractive to me.

  • @cinatiropel
    @cinatiropel 5 лет назад +333

    -"you're so funny haha''
    -"thanks i watched a youtube video to learn how to talk to you''
    -"...''

  • @ThrillApex
    @ThrillApex 5 лет назад +887

    "if you have a girlfriend" I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF I HAD ONE

    • @ceazargarcia4046
      @ceazargarcia4046 5 лет назад +6

      @@rayjramirez7025 lmaoo

    • @masonj1417
      @masonj1417 5 лет назад +12

      Just cause I have one doesn’t mean I know how to talk to them, because I’m low key clueless

    • @MessiahMma
      @MessiahMma 5 лет назад +1

      hank hill lmaoo bruh I cant 👀

    • @not_now_swerv6472
      @not_now_swerv6472 5 лет назад +1

      phact productions same

    • @RSO_Teezy
      @RSO_Teezy 5 лет назад +1

      phact productions 🤣same🤣🤣

  • @HansyBarts
    @HansyBarts 5 лет назад +3139

    Crush starts walking near you*
    me: “act normal, act normal, act normal, act normal”
    *starts running away with an naruto pose*

    • @letsmakeapawno
      @letsmakeapawno 5 лет назад +48

      Lmaooooo

    • @isauwy
      @isauwy 5 лет назад +120

      Ok you are really at the bottom of society

    • @tr1stan706
      @tr1stan706 5 лет назад +32

      074 isa says the one judging him...

    • @God-wf7jo
      @God-wf7jo 5 лет назад +4

      GOLD😂

    • @nsj9861
      @nsj9861 5 лет назад +48

      That’s actually a pretty alpha male thing to do

  • @vision3691
    @vision3691 3 года назад +1

    I have to admit, I am a confident guy and good looking but never got any girls becasue I couldn't keep a conversation with them. So many girls were interested in me but loose attraction very fast. The last 3 months i finally started talking about anything and mix humor with it, and becasue of that a girl approached me. This time she didn't leave. Now I learned how to keep the conversation emotional with her and things are about to go down ;)...

  • @wilfred5961
    @wilfred5961 4 года назад +879

    " Girls are 95% emotions, and 5% logic "
    Ouch.. xD

    • @isxbxllxsxgxr425
      @isxbxllxsxgxr425 4 года назад +58

      I'm a girl (I have no idea why I'm watching this) but honestly it's actually 40% emotions and 60%logic. I'm not joking, it is.

    • @jackvardy6661
      @jackvardy6661 4 года назад +67

      @@isxbxllxsxgxr425 you got snap?

    • @jedimonk993
      @jedimonk993 4 года назад +19

      It's true but my experience it's like 99% emotional and 1% logic with my family

    • @Eidel_Rose
      @Eidel_Rose 4 года назад +12

      From what I HEARD it was like 90% emotions 9% logic .05% love and .05% friendly
      But from my point of view it’s 💯 sassy

    • @alokbaluni8760
      @alokbaluni8760 4 года назад +22

      And 100% gold digger 😂

  • @communist1831
    @communist1831 6 лет назад +897

    Me: Hi
    Girl: Ew fat
    Me: *screams internally*

    • @frz04
      @frz04 6 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @glbal6523
      @glbal6523 6 лет назад +7

      juraj anđal that’s only girls that r bitches that say that

    • @restinpeaceprincex4052
      @restinpeaceprincex4052 6 лет назад +16

      CJ Fly , you are basically talking about all the girls in my school

    • @joekinsey2363
      @joekinsey2363 6 лет назад +1

      No for me it’s
      Ha nerd

    • @dk-sky3820
      @dk-sky3820 6 лет назад +8

      Hit the gym, bro.

  • @zachbartlett2829
    @zachbartlett2829 7 лет назад +778

    “Opening her up” that’s why we are all here

  • @judeutash3371
    @judeutash3371 3 года назад +10

    I swear I learned more watching this than I ever learned in school

  • @yoloswagprobro8227
    @yoloswagprobro8227 5 лет назад +550

    “Got my nails done”
    “Yes I also liked end game”

  • @cryptictv3181
    @cryptictv3181 5 лет назад +601

    Me: {she’s human just like me I got
    this}
    Crush: Hi
    Me: *SCREAMS*

  • @manofculture6682
    @manofculture6682 6 лет назад +464

    Me: hi
    Girl: hi
    silence
    Me: it was nice to meet but i gotta go

  • @alexaaron8148
    @alexaaron8148 3 года назад +4

    This is the most helpful video I’ve ever seen on this topic

  • @danielmerek3928
    @danielmerek3928 5 лет назад +543

    Hanging out with one today, wish me luck guys...

  • @brockstory3076
    @brockstory3076 7 лет назад +1147

    “They literally get high off of talking”😂

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 6 лет назад +43

      Brock Story My school is a hotbox

    • @matiaspalacios83
      @matiaspalacios83 6 лет назад

      lol

    • @MrUrech
      @MrUrech 6 лет назад +8

      That was a great point. Drugs are everything to humans

    • @apextcg
      @apextcg 6 лет назад

      CaptN Mexico HAHAHHA SO TRUEE

    • @Quissayilen
      @Quissayilen 6 лет назад +7

      Brock Story lol im a girl and i was like LMAO

  • @dnalol7648
    @dnalol7648 4 года назад +139

    Trying to give compliment
    "Look at this, I spend the whole morning working on it!"
    "should I say good job or well done?"
    My brain-well done!
    My decision-good job!
    My mouth-WELL JOB!

  • @ivansoto9723
    @ivansoto9723 Год назад

    3:19 Tbf guys are too. I get a dopamine rush after a conversation that goes very well.
    When anyone says the statement "girls are hardwired" it does set off some flags in my head though because the last guy who said something similar was my 70 year old HVAC teacher who straight up said "Women aren't wired to be capable of mechanical work". Yeah, my Mother is a better carpenter and mechanic than I'll ever be in my entire life.
    Such thinking and skills are easily adopted if you grow up with it around you, participating in it. If you don't then you'll struggle to catch up. Just cause and effect.
    I struggled when talking to girls when I was younger. I struggled talking to people. I was an only child with a single parent constantly moving throughout terrible small town slums but never going outside because it wasn't very safe or that interesting. This of course had an impact on my social skills, and of course made me naturally a bit selfish because thinking about myself was ingrained into me and I didn't understand see that there was a flow to conversations at all and etiquette I guess.
    This is still great advice for talking to anyone btw. Asking others questions that are open-ended etc. All in all, just stop making the conversations about yourself, and stop saying things that close the conversation or make you seem disinterested.

  • @hellobro8188
    @hellobro8188 4 года назад +261

    Him "it's just what guys naturally don't care about"
    Me: "you got that right"

    • @tgsthegoldenswag5700
      @tgsthegoldenswag5700 3 года назад +17

      The only thing I got from this video is that girls talk about useless things

    • @SouperblySoup
      @SouperblySoup 3 года назад +5

      ^ Yeah your right, I lost my capability to feel happy when talking about things I'm into with my friends because of people like that, I always make myself seem like I'm interested in what another is talking about even when I'm really not. An example would be when I was talking about Roblox with a Guy friend who liked Roblox as well, he asked why I talked so much about something I liked when he did so as well but he talked even more, and when I finnaly got my "Turn" to say something I'm immediately given a back handed insult. Like seriously, I enjoyed my time with you and even chose to be your friend when most of the other students in our class didn't like you I let you talk about whatever you liked while I waiting patiently for you to finish so WHY couldn't you let me say something that I was so proud of doing, even if it was about a game in Roblox just for ONE minute??? ☹

    • @mak4703
      @mak4703 3 года назад +2

      @@SouperblySoup you're friend sounds selfish

  • @rafomic4210
    @rafomic4210 4 года назад +560

    Me : Breathes
    The Air : Sorry i have a boyfriend
    😂

  • @TK-cs1qc
    @TK-cs1qc 5 лет назад +2936

    Instructions were unclear...Ended up dating my stepdad
    UPDATE: We’re pregnant💯

  • @christopherrobbertse3416
    @christopherrobbertse3416 3 года назад +15

    "Everything you could ever want in life is already owned by someone else and all you have to do to get it, is to convince them to give it to you." - 8:43

    • @forged8556
      @forged8556 2 года назад +1

      Broo I was scrolling through the comments while watching the vid and the moments lined up as I was reading this

    • @christopherrobbertse3416
      @christopherrobbertse3416 2 года назад

      @@forged8556 is it the algorithm or some higher power? 🤔 ;)

  • @Sharkenite
    @Sharkenite 6 лет назад +275

    I had no idea being a conversationalist was an actual skill....and I PLAYED 300 hours in Skyrim!! Speech is real!!

    • @alexanderthegreat1276
      @alexanderthegreat1276 6 лет назад +4

      of course speech is real ! what the hell did you think a lawyers or politicans job is all about ?

    • @notfixrrs1079
      @notfixrrs1079 6 лет назад +2

      I have 5000 hours I'm a pro

    • @razumikhim
      @razumikhim 6 лет назад +3

      tbh just FUS ROH DA them and thats it

    • @agoogleuser8945
      @agoogleuser8945 6 лет назад

      @@razumikhim No, that would make things worse. Do you really think that would get a girl to like you? Using "RII VAAZ ZOL" would be more effective and there you have it, your very own soulmate.

    • @luisleon5485
      @luisleon5485 6 лет назад +1

      Speech💯

  • @shake4259
    @shake4259 6 лет назад +822

    I just talked to a group of hot girls for an hour straight!!! I think they really like me but I'm pretty sure they think I'm gay...

    • @cowtoads7593
      @cowtoads7593 6 лет назад +93

      Thicc Shake L

    • @shake4259
      @shake4259 6 лет назад +126

      I had a joke planned for when somebody replyed, but I forgot.

    • @Quadd1234
      @Quadd1234 6 лет назад +134

      Thicc Shake so you gay and got bad memory

    • @bulletchevyz71
      @bulletchevyz71 6 лет назад +80

      @@Quadd1234 he cant remember shit but can remember dick.

    • @Quadd1234
      @Quadd1234 6 лет назад +15

      A. D. Ay yo, pause

  • @iridescent5667
    @iridescent5667 5 лет назад +272

    Me: Hello
    Girl: Hi
    Me: *Trying to think of what to say* So what gender are you?

    • @Khe2BVevo
      @Khe2BVevo 4 года назад +28

      This comment section is a try not to laugh

    • @tobyanderson8360
      @tobyanderson8360 4 года назад +1

      @@Khe2BVevo lol

    • @noaholiver908
      @noaholiver908 4 года назад +2

      Omg this one got me laughing

    • @aligh4559
      @aligh4559 4 года назад +2

      This is what we call lit comment

    • @zachariah9037
      @zachariah9037 4 года назад +1

      An attack helicopter.

  • @X4NN-
    @X4NN- Год назад

    I’ve now successfully learned how to talk to myself. Thank you for this information.

  • @frycopy2746
    @frycopy2746 6 лет назад +1402

    Damn this so tactical it could be a cod perk

    • @chek1n
      @chek1n 6 лет назад +19

      lol nice one, i actually laughed

    • @megariver5761
      @megariver5761 6 лет назад

      Ramzi Grini I know right😂This was epic

    • @JZGreengo
      @JZGreengo 6 лет назад +8

      Why you don’t have a girlfriend

    • @ishworpoudel7305
      @ishworpoudel7305 6 лет назад +1

      yep but in reality it's far different, try it

    • @hazmatt3250
      @hazmatt3250 6 лет назад +7

      Tactical flirting incoming! It’s over!

  • @randriakotonjanaharytolotr6249
    @randriakotonjanaharytolotr6249 5 лет назад +152

    Note to myself:
    What to say:
    -Open the conversation with a statement or a question
    -Ask opened ended question (a question which answer can't be answered with a simple word or two (e.g.: Yes, No, Yesterday, Blue, Cat, Dancing, Miami ...)
    -Reply with a long statement ending with another question
    -Use what's shes says as a bridge to the next topic
    -Keep the conversation about her
    -Ask questions about her to genuinely know her more
    -Keep the conversation emotional
    -Avoid filler words (uh, like, mmmh, .... ) use pause instead
    How to say:
    -Tonality: Talk at your deepest voice that feels natural (don't artificially lower your voice.)
    -Volume: speak up (quiet and soft means lack of confidence = insecure)
    -Rate: speak slowly and naturally (too fast mean nervous)

    • @BossDaMoneyMaker
      @BossDaMoneyMaker 2 года назад +3

      Nah bro advice is useless cause you basically giving women power by doing what they want. Ima do what i wanna do, i use filler words and gonna keep using em

    • @_marvexx
      @_marvexx 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@BossDaMoneyMaker🤣

  • @airsupremelee3123
    @airsupremelee3123 5 лет назад +1621

    “You have to open her up “ ... ok if you say so 🤳🏽🍑
    Edit: got court Monday

    • @youtubekvngjado3570
      @youtubekvngjado3570 5 лет назад +15

      TOwan42 Supreme 🤣🤣

    • @thek0ala165
      @thek0ala165 5 лет назад +27

      Not edited! Stop trying to get likes

    • @Auxqy
      @Auxqy 5 лет назад +90

      the_k0ala it was a joke dumbass

    • @Oh_You_Know_
      @Oh_You_Know_ 5 лет назад +22

      You cant spread them booty cheeks without consent man!

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 5 лет назад +13

      ”Yes, um, this man tried to sexualy assault me.”

  • @npc2153
    @npc2153 2 года назад

    This helps so much. Wow. Thank you. Know i know how to keep a conversation going and more importantly how to keep her engaged. Talk about her and use her stories as laching points to find more plot.

  • @judahbaggerman2294
    @judahbaggerman2294 5 лет назад +161

    Me: Hello Rebecca whats your name?
    Rebecca: ...

  • @josephB562
    @josephB562 6 лет назад +750

    As someone who has been depressed about not having any luck with girls this is my advice. Focus on yourself and your own ambitions. Whether it means getting right with God, graduating college etc, don’t let a lack of woman stop you from living your life.

    • @michaelangst6078
      @michaelangst6078 5 лет назад +50

      All you need to do is go to a club and be willing to buy women drinks and be half way decent looking... Men like you who get no responses on dating sites and are depressed about it are just killing themselves internally...

    • @everyone3144
      @everyone3144 5 лет назад +55

      When you succeed in life, women follow.

    • @colbyb7187
      @colbyb7187 5 лет назад +7

      Gods not real

    • @Letgoit2
      @Letgoit2 5 лет назад +20

      @@colbyb7187 gotta believe what makes you strong. No matter what you think. Religion is a thing just like going to the gym. People go to their repected buildings/temples of faith to pray and thats it.
      Have a good one

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 5 лет назад +8

      @@colbyb7187 you can't prove if god is real or if he isn't real. Trying to prove either one makes you look like that one idiot. Not saying your an idiot, your smart, and I hope you stay positive and have a nice life with a nice family. Don't worry, everyone loves you even if you think they dont love you.

  • @Jamal-im5yu
    @Jamal-im5yu 4 года назад +154

    Crush: nice weather today
    Me: thanks, you too

  • @isaack5601
    @isaack5601 3 месяца назад

    2:50 this was a good bit of advice for sales as well. Dont let the potential customer leave, if your selling good stuff/providing service witj product you can add value in lots of ways. And let them figure out through genuine conversation

  • @EvolvedSurvival
    @EvolvedSurvival 6 лет назад +1466

    Me: Spread your legs.
    Her: Why?
    Me: I watched a video and it said I should open girls up.

  • @UnrealOG137
    @UnrealOG137 4 года назад +535

    2:57
    "The next time your girlfriend"
    Alright imma stop you right there.

    • @blix5850
      @blix5850 3 года назад +20

      I finally got a girl 🤝

    • @UnrealOG137
      @UnrealOG137 3 года назад +4

      @DJ BLACK40 I had a girlfriend before, actually.

    • @thomasrichards646
      @thomasrichards646 3 года назад +3

      @@UnrealOG137
      You’ve beaten me there

    • @gamerkidgoodmobile1635
      @gamerkidgoodmobile1635 3 года назад +3

      I’m like the shortest guy in my grade and she is taller and someone taller and better looking likes her and talks to her I don’t know what to do

    • @yes-nc4vo
      @yes-nc4vo 3 года назад

      @@gamerkidgoodmobile1635 damn that sucks bruv, just be confident i guess? Best of luck my man

  • @CommandoMaster
    @CommandoMaster 6 лет назад +1355

    Ask a ton of questions and throw in a couple things about yourself here and there. Let them do the talking. AHAHAHA!

    • @aliehab8093
      @aliehab8093 6 лет назад +41

      The problem is that I can’t speak German and none of the girls here are good English talkers so that my problem I think I’m going back to the US

    • @reedvandenbranden9174
      @reedvandenbranden9174 6 лет назад +85

      Ali Ehab I think you need how to speak German more than how to talk to girls

    • @snipestyl
      @snipestyl 6 лет назад +4

      Ali Ehab so you're in germany rn?

    • @xxxShoppingcom
      @xxxShoppingcom 6 лет назад +10

      Commando Master
      Go treat yourself to a new adult toy from our online store

    • @wilhemalmodovar8910
      @wilhemalmodovar8910 6 лет назад +2

      Ali Ehab I have the opposite problem lol

  • @matthewtaylor3734
    @matthewtaylor3734 Год назад

    Listening to what she is saying is effective edifying her decision and complementary her intelligence also helps ✌️✨

  • @يعقوبعمر-س9ث
    @يعقوبعمر-س9ث 5 лет назад +483

    Am i the only one who always goes down to the comments section while watching every video on RUclips lol 😂

  • @cormacstu5261
    @cormacstu5261 5 лет назад +126

    Girl: I just got my nails done.
    Me: Yeah I agree

  • @DellEbright
    @DellEbright 4 года назад +361

    "Girls could talk for hours..."
    Girls when I am texting: "Okay", "Oh", and "Cool"

    • @sprinkles7597
      @sprinkles7597 3 года назад +46

      probably means they aren’t interested mate.

    • @thomasrichards646
      @thomasrichards646 3 года назад +58

      @@sprinkles7597 they never are

    • @mr.ditkovich6379
      @mr.ditkovich6379 3 года назад +17

      Yeah, that's why they never ask questions

    • @lordvader1672
      @lordvader1672 3 года назад +2

      Pretty much

    • @Nobeastmode82
      @Nobeastmode82 3 года назад +15

      Or get left on delivered 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @diego_s.i.7018
    @diego_s.i.7018 2 года назад

    OMG THIS CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVERRR I CAN NOW TALK TO MY SISTER!!! THX