I was impressed when a gentleman sat near me on a Metro bus and explained the picture he was holding: The Last Supper where all the participants are black. I smiled and said, "That's a beautiful thing."
You Im christian and Im just happy that he cracked joke towards Christians with right facts. Most comedians dont have the right facts on Christian when they crack jokes so its not funny.
When I was a teen and ran out of anything to enlighten with, I'd go to church with my family members especially grandma All the perfumes and colognes and body sprays in a small room I felt the holy spirit 😂
Funny his podcasts week was just talking about how he started going back to church with Nia and his Daughter but saying its not so bad so long as you don't buy into all the bullshit of religion...which is so oxymoronic lol.
I dont think so. Many people have a hard time defining what spirituality is, but defining religion is easy. Religion consists of a lot of peripheral stuff that people have attached to it, but the core has spirituality in it. So someone finding there is some significance to going to church without buying into religion is definitely probable.
What is church? Is that the incredibly annoying building used for nothing but Sunday masses? I'd rather build sport venues. So people could get more free recreation. Church?!
Both Catholic, Protestant, Presbyterian, Hindu, Atheist, its all man made cherry picker bullshit. The real Holy Books revealed by ALLAH Are.... Torah, Book of Deuteronomy, Book of Exodus, Book of Injil aka Gospel International Version, Book of Vedas 1st Holy book of India not Hindu, and last revelation for Mankind is AL Quran. Those books MATCH THE SAME POETICISM STYLE OF WRITING AND SAME AUTHOR.
@@tjhartey6505 sir that Is historically incorrect. ALLAH stated in Al Qur'an in some many words I have completed your religion. I have Chosen Islam. Your Religion shall Spread across every corner of the Earth. Across Every Ocean, and DEEP into their Souls, until they know it is the TRUTH. If you ask me, as a poetic forensic reader... (Such a poetic, insightful statement 👏)
@@tjhartey6505 Islam has been around before the beginning of time. And was taught to Adam, including the names of everyone, all of it. And Adam was to tell all the Angels and Jinn their names. The Angels said, Verifly you are of the knowing, for we did not know before, what you have told us now. But Adam with held some information ALLAH said to Adam in so many words " Did I not tell you o Adam, I know all that you reveal, and all that you Conceal." (That is the best translation I can do, apologies for any slight error)
@@holaamigo3084 that's as if someone were to ask " Does God create both good and evil? Both good and evil exist. As Humans, we have hearts, some completely filled w/ AL Noor, Pure Light, some filled completely w/ Darkness, lacking any Light at all. And most are mixed. But not all
I love Bill Burr, but he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about here. I know he's joking around, but that's the problem. God is not mocked. He has made it very clear that He exists and that He will judge the world in righteousness. God's standard of goodness is moral perfection in thought, word, and deed. None of us live up to that. We all fall short. We are all guilty and are deserving of punishment, because we have sinned against an infinitely holy righteous and just God. But God is also rich in mercy, and provided a way out. He sent His Son to become a man, live a perfect life (that none of us could live), and willingly go to the cross to suffer and die for all those who will repent and trust in Him. We owe a debt we can't pay, and Jesus paid our fine, so God can legally dismiss our case without compromise of His justice. What he requires of us is that we repent (turn from our sins and turn to God) and put our trust, not in ourselves, but in Christ ALONE. If you do that God will give you a new heart with new desires, and the free gift of eternal life. Today is the day of salvation. Go to God now. You are not promised tomorrow. And I know some will mock at this, that's okay, just think about what I said.
Frankie, I don't try to be good so that I can go to heaven; I try to be good because I'm GOING to heaven. I seek to obey God, because I love Him and am thankful to Him for what He has done for me. If you read what I said, I said none of us are good enough to go to Heaven. No amount of good works can earn our way to Heaven. It's only by God's grace.
So, say that you find out tomorrow that you are not going to go to heaven, that you are going to hell. Will that change your morality in any way? Also, there have been many prophets who have brought word of god to the people. Are you saying that all other prophets are false? If they are what basis do you have for it. By your logic, by virtue of one being born in a muslim country and not having access to christianity he is condemned to hell.
I dont think there is a standard for good or bad. Good or bad is determined by cirumstances. What you might think is good when you do it can have terrible consequences in the future. What I do believe more in is fairness. If you are ok with others being with you how you are with them then thats fine with me. Of course this is not an easy accomplishment, but still trying to achieve this is good according to me. I dont understand how providing incentives for people to be righteous in the name of god is good - it just makes people act.If you want to be good, then be good for the sake of being good. The act itself should provide you joy. It is extremely arrogant of you to say that the word others have brought from god is false? If the word you recieved is true then the others word is false? The morality they have is false? the goodness they have achieved is false? Is it not possible for people who are not christian to be touched by god? seems like a very narrow view of the world. Also, spread of christianity means that you are encroaching on the culture of that land and disregarding it, which is not good. If god is under no obligation to help me, then why does doing a few things and changing religion suddenly change his obligations and he is suddenly ok with me going to heaven?
HIS HAIR RETURNS! lol I love these throwback videos
Love that comedy central is uploading all these crazy awesome old clips / bits!
Really sweet that you posted Bill and Patrice back to back. Great comedians and great friends.
Bill burr never disappoints on making me laugh. He and chappele along with Key and Peel are my top comedians of all time.
Please o god please don't even mention K&P next to Bill & Chappelle. That's like comparing a retarded 6 year old intelligence to Einstein & Newton
Didn't age well lmao
Kay and peel are for retards lol
K&P are not in the same league. They're funny, but their social commentary is sugar coated in comparison.
Bills priest sounds a lot more interesting than mine. My guy could cure insomnia I swear
"My guy could cure insomnia" Well at least is not completely useless going to your church.
Why would u go to a church anyway?
@@Fluggaenkoechiebolsen i guess he has insomnia
He never mentioned that he had a priest and also that's your fault for going to church in the first place
Jesus heals insomnia not the preacher
1:02 yahahhahah there's that voice again! XD
1:25 the lovely nia!
Bill Burr is the funniest comedian around.
Ol' Billy Ginger nuts
“Lick my red b*lls!” Bill Burr (Philly rant)
Bill is the best! Nobody is off limits
1:24 is that the lovely niaaaaaaa?
I was just about to comment this lol.
Only a few handful of people will understand this. Smh
I was impressed when a gentleman sat near me on a Metro bus and explained the picture he was holding: The Last Supper where all the participants are black. I smiled and said, "That's a beautiful thing."
he has great views. open minded. i like it.
You Im christian and Im just happy that he cracked joke towards Christians with right facts. Most comedians dont have the right facts on Christian when they crack jokes so its not funny.
R.I.P comedy central 2003 - 2009
I love his Podcast.
0:28 #effinboaters 🤣🍻
When I was a teen and ran out of anything to enlighten with, I'd go to church with my family members especially grandma
All the perfumes and colognes and body sprays in a small room I felt the holy spirit 😂
😂😂😂
I love Billy Burr
One word "DEAD"😂
That explains it.
The beautiful Nia at 1:25 ladies and gentlemen
The catholic church gave me ADD. The priest would talk and my mind would go elsewhere.
His priest knew what wassup
1:16 why is a teenage ted cruz in the crowd?
He was great back then but so rushed. Cool to see him evolve.
It was just me or Nia (his now wife) was in the crowd? 1:26
I Love Jesus and Jesus loves you can i get an Amen??
Why not respect others opinions and keep it to yourself.
😂
Luke. Pants. Come on!
Bill before he let religion go like in curling 🤣
is that nia ?
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Funny his podcasts week was just talking about how he started going back to church with Nia and his Daughter but saying its not so bad so long as you don't buy into all the bullshit of religion...which is so oxymoronic lol.
I dont think so. Many people have a hard time defining what spirituality is, but defining religion is easy. Religion consists of a lot of peripheral stuff that people have attached to it, but the core has spirituality in it. So someone finding there is some significance to going to church without buying into religion is definitely probable.
This is not funny he said “there is a couple people going to hell with me” well y’all can I choose Jesus over him and heaven
gaaaay
The Bible says, “He who sits in the heaven shall laugh.”, so I’m sure God finds it funny that Bill is gonna go in the oven at the end of time.
black people invented the ''gospel brunch'' and the gospel
A couple years later he stated he does not believe in god/jesus
I love these god jokes
Sander Lansberg I think he always had his doubts, but the more he thought about it, the more he realized how religion is just BS.
agreed
@CapitalJ2 it was pretty much the same with me.
Good thing Bill finally came out as atheist a couple of years ago. He's way too sharp to continue to fall for the okedoke!
That’s hilarious considering the majority of philosophers of religion are Christian’s but okay
What is church? Is that the incredibly annoying building used for nothing but Sunday masses? I'd rather build sport venues. So people could get more free recreation. Church?!
White Jesus power !!!!
Jesus is black! He will fill you up with goodness and it will burst through you.....black xenomorph jesus
Jesus was a Jew.
He's right.. Gospel according to Luke, Matthew , etc, etc.. no eye witnesses wrote the crap.. he's always funny
Both Catholic, Protestant, Presbyterian, Hindu, Atheist, its all man made cherry picker bullshit.
The real Holy Books revealed by ALLAH Are....
Torah, Book of Deuteronomy, Book of Exodus, Book of Injil aka Gospel International Version, Book of Vedas 1st Holy book of India not Hindu, and last revelation for Mankind is AL Quran.
Those books MATCH THE SAME POETICISM STYLE OF WRITING AND SAME AUTHOR.
@@tjhartey6505 sir that Is historically incorrect.
ALLAH stated in Al Qur'an in some many words
I have completed your religion.
I have Chosen Islam.
Your Religion shall Spread across every corner of the Earth.
Across Every Ocean, and DEEP into their Souls, until they know it is the TRUTH.
If you ask me, as a poetic forensic reader...
(Such a poetic, insightful statement 👏)
@@tjhartey6505 Islam has been around before the beginning of time.
And was taught to Adam, including the names of everyone, all of it.
And Adam was to tell all the Angels and Jinn their names.
The Angels said, Verifly you are of the knowing, for we did not know before, what you have told us now.
But Adam with held some information
ALLAH said to Adam in so many words
" Did I not tell you o Adam, I know all that you reveal, and all that you Conceal."
(That is the best translation I can do, apologies for any slight error)
Does the allah you worship allow you to curse?
@@holaamigo3084 that's as if someone were to ask " Does God create both good and evil?
Both good and evil exist.
As Humans, we have hearts, some completely filled w/ AL Noor, Pure Light, some filled completely w/ Darkness, lacking any Light at all. And most are mixed. But not all
I love Bill Burr, but he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about here. I know he's joking around, but that's the problem. God is not mocked. He has made it very clear that He exists and that He will judge the world in righteousness. God's standard of goodness is moral perfection in thought, word, and deed. None of us live up to that. We all fall short. We are all guilty and are deserving of punishment, because we have sinned against an infinitely holy righteous and just God. But God is also rich in mercy, and provided a way out. He sent His Son to become a man, live a perfect life (that none of us could live), and willingly go to the cross to suffer and die for all those who will repent and trust in Him. We owe a debt we can't pay, and Jesus paid our fine, so God can legally dismiss our case without compromise of His justice. What he requires of us is that we repent (turn from our sins and turn to God) and put our trust, not in ourselves, but in Christ ALONE. If you do that God will give you a new heart with new desires, and the free gift of eternal life. Today is the day of salvation. Go to God now. You are not promised tomorrow. And I know some will mock at this, that's okay, just think about what I said.
Jesus man, enjoy some freaking comedy.
Do you try to be a good person so you don't go to the bad place? Because that motivation wouldn't be sincere now would it.
Frankie, I don't try to be good so that I can go to heaven; I try to be good because I'm GOING to heaven. I seek to obey God, because I love Him and am thankful to Him for what He has done for me. If you read what I said, I said none of us are good enough to go to Heaven. No amount of good works can earn our way to Heaven. It's only by God's grace.
So, say that you find out tomorrow that you are not going to go to heaven, that you are going to hell. Will that change your morality in any way? Also, there have been many prophets who have brought word of god to the people. Are you saying that all other prophets are false? If they are what basis do you have for it. By your logic, by virtue of one being born in a muslim country and not having access to christianity he is condemned to hell.
I dont think there is a standard for good or bad. Good or bad is determined by cirumstances. What you might think is good when you do it can have terrible consequences in the future. What I do believe more in is fairness. If you are ok with others being with you how you are with them then thats fine with me. Of course this is not an easy accomplishment, but still trying to achieve this is good according to me. I dont understand how providing incentives for people to be righteous in the name of god is good - it just makes people act.If you want to be good, then be good for the sake of being good. The act itself should provide you joy.
It is extremely arrogant of you to say that the word others have brought from god is false? If the word you recieved is true then the others word is false? The morality they have is false? the goodness they have achieved is false? Is it not possible for people who are not christian to be touched by god? seems like a very narrow view of the world. Also, spread of christianity means that you are encroaching on the culture of that land and disregarding it, which is not good.
If god is under no obligation to help me, then why does doing a few things and changing religion suddenly change his obligations and he is suddenly ok with me going to heaven?
1:25 the lovely nia!