My forebears often sang this song and recalled its performance in Massachusetts at The Mayflower Music Festival in 1621. The crowd was raucous and enthusiastic. Many brought their oxen. It was a fun time for all!
My maiden's driving skills are so awful, chaotic and destructive the villagers assumed she was one of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. It was so bad the Pope himself decreed a ban on driving for all women.
He speaks the truth, father. Our spies say that she has blasphemed against the sacred unbroken white line. Repeatedly running down or away from our priests of the holy blue light order as they receive donations from the pilgrims.
@@heavymetalknight3728 Verily I feeleth thy pain brother. My wench is a pestilence upon the king's highway. She hath on no less than thrice occasions hath taken the cart offroad and collided with an Oxen, a roadside money changer, and a barony, with the last leaving my new cart covered in shite. How to this point I hath avoided the headsman for her misdeeds prithy I tell thee ist a miracle of the Lord...
I sympathize with thy plights, brethren. My maiden's attempts to navigate even the slightest of cobbled pathways hath ended in tarnation. Thrice the carriage struck a gutter, and do not let me speak of her attempts to transport her companions from the tavern. T'was intoxicated at the reigns and even berated the guard! Four days and nights she spent in the pillory, and yet remains unbridled! Much shame doth she bring to my house
Upon the bright side, thine maiden's chariot is an asset upon the field of battle! She felled a great many men! It is only an issue of whom's men she felled.
Yesterday I moved into a new place, and called upon my parents for help. My mother was driving my father's pickup truck during the process and she had no idea what she was doing, so I pulled out my phone and started playing this. She just stared at me like she was seriously considering why she had ever given birth to me in the first place. Needless to say I got a good laugh out of it.
…my ex maiden shouted at me teaching how to drive thoust my manual carriage, this was in the shire of rural Pennsylvania. Long story short she was burned at the stake.
Shall I take a flummoxing journey with thy maiden on her chariot? Nay, the respair of the Crusades will give me a better chance of survival. I'll walketh there.
Wasn't alive back in 1500s, but you made me feel nostalgic for the good ol' days. Another song, where *men* tell about their glorious days when they *ruled* the world. The nostalgia of the patriarchal society is in the air, it... brings tears to my eyes. Tears of joy. Wish we could turn back time.
Thy servant is acquainted with a maiden who didst verily drive her carriage straightway through a fair round-a-bout, even up o’er the stout curb, over the middlemost hummock and all, whilst her professor of carriage-driving didst even shriek aloud and cry mercy upon his own head, and foul curses upon hers and all her parentage. Twas a grievous sight indeed.
If you like the song you can use it if you're open to that idea. Wouldn't want any credit it would be enough to see you use it for something. If you find it good it's freely yours even of its lyrics or just an idea. Copyright to me sucks.
I remember my great great great great great grandfather asked my great great great great great grandmother to marry him when this song came out, what a wonderful time ❤
Legend has it that this song was written as a tribute to the painter Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino, also known as Raphael. She barely missed that bard, but struck him instead.
What I love about this song is not only didst thou mostly get the conjugations of 2nd & 3rd person singular correct, but also that in the T-V distinction using thou in this context meaneth that thou art quite familiar with thy maiden but speak to her in a contemptuous manner. Thou singest a 16th century roast of thy pleasure. I wish we still used “thou” in everyday speech as it would improve the language in ways that help us better understand other similar languages.
Wooow actually there is more than two 1520 like music. I will investigate. I don't know why but womans are the best theme for this kind music. Never stop with picking them.
In the future when someone is teaching me how to drive, I'm gonna play this song when I'm driving since I want everyone to know that I'm not at fault for any kind of injury or damage since I'm just a girl
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Who's here in 2024? Remember banging to this way back when I was still hunting witches... ah the times....
No way brother you’re still alive I thought you were killed by that dragon
Do you remember when archilieus lll got executed? Hah, nobles, awful nobles...
My forebears often sang this song and recalled its performance in Massachusetts at The Mayflower Music Festival in 1621. The crowd was raucous and enthusiastic. Many brought their oxen. It was a fun time for all!
You caught on late, I remember having the troupe play this for Arthur and I on our escapades... he eventually became king... I miss that dude
halloween 2017 ?
My maiden's driving skills are so awful, chaotic and destructive the villagers assumed she was one of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. It was so bad the Pope himself decreed a ban on driving for all women.
He speaks the truth, father. Our spies say that she has blasphemed against the sacred unbroken white line. Repeatedly running down or away from our priests of the holy blue light order as they receive donations from the pilgrims.
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@heavymetalknight3728 Verily I feeleth thy pain brother. My wench is a pestilence upon the king's highway. She hath on no less than thrice occasions hath taken the cart offroad and collided with an Oxen, a roadside money changer, and a barony, with the last leaving my new cart covered in shite. How to this point I hath avoided the headsman for her misdeeds prithy I tell thee ist a miracle of the Lord...
I sympathize with thy plights, brethren. My maiden's attempts to navigate even the slightest of cobbled pathways hath ended in tarnation. Thrice the carriage struck a gutter, and do not let me speak of her attempts to transport her companions from the tavern. T'was intoxicated at the reigns and even berated the guard! Four days and nights she spent in the pillory, and yet remains unbridled! Much shame doth she bring to my house
A tale as old as time.
Long before time had a name
😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀
1520 was a lit year
1520 > 2020
Yep. That was the year the Ottoman Empire's greatest sultan and Christian Europe's worst nightmare took the throne.
1520s was 100% better than 2020s
Literally💀
@@Aerodeth y'all are mad cucks lmao
Watch out! My damsel driveth like shit!
Good bumper sticker
Bro keep these medieval tunes comin' these are funny AF
Keep ye olde bangers coming. I'm assembling a playlist for the Crusades.
Deus vult!
DEUS VULT
Deus Vult, my brothers! To the Holy Land, we march!
Upon the bright side, thine maiden's chariot is an asset upon the field of battle! She felled a great many men! It is only an issue of whom's men she felled.
SHE WRECKED MY OX CART 🤬
Yesterday I moved into a new place, and called upon my parents for help. My mother was driving my father's pickup truck during the process and she had no idea what she was doing, so I pulled out my phone and started playing this. She just stared at me like she was seriously considering why she had ever given birth to me in the first place. Needless to say I got a good laugh out of it.
Cheers!
…my ex maiden shouted at me teaching how to drive thoust my manual carriage, this was in the shire of rural Pennsylvania.
Long story short she was burned at the stake.
She hath brought it upon herself, my dear sir.
the amount of truth in this song is absolutely flabberghasting...
The algorithm declared tonight shall be a night of bardcore. So it was, and it was good.
Hey that was pretty funny dude! Lol
Ask and ye shall receiveth
I'm fucking dying! 🤣 This is even better than Don't Test Me. 😂
I was crying with laughter 😂
You'll be fucking dying along with the rest of us if Sir Jackson's maiden has the reins of any chariot or mount.
They drive like they feel. Dont piss them off. "I didn't mean any of that as long as we can live"
Well, I will have you know that I repeatedly pissed several off. I am indeed an adventurous fellow.
@@Briselance thou art a bold one indeed brother.
Shall I take a flummoxing journey with thy maiden on her chariot? Nay, the respair of the Crusades will give me a better chance of survival. I'll walketh there.
I love your medieval songs! So glad you made a second one. It sounds great like the last one.
A Renaissance classic.. There was a pretty neat exhibit about this genre of music at the Louvre Museum last year. I wonder if it’s still there?
Yoooo! Perfect timing! My daughter is literally about to go for her drivers licence.
I'll send her this for that extra bit of encouragement 😆
Wasn't alive back in 1500s, but you made me feel nostalgic for the good ol' days.
Another song, where *men* tell about their glorious days when they *ruled* the world.
The nostalgia of the patriarchal society is in the air, it... brings tears to my eyes. Tears of joy. Wish we could turn back time.
Nor noble Jesus would taketh thy reins
They knew it back then like we know it today.
I see you're working hard today... It is appreciated.
I hate to be the 70th comment but dude this music is fkin awesome… aside from the hilarious lines. It’s such a catchy tune.
I appreciate the comment
Cheers!
The Fairy God Mother was wise to give Cinderella her own Coachman than the keys to the fucking Pumpkin.
Thy servant is acquainted with a maiden who didst verily drive her carriage straightway through a fair round-a-bout, even up o’er the stout curb, over the middlemost hummock and all, whilst her professor of carriage-driving didst even shriek aloud and cry mercy upon his own head, and foul curses upon hers and all her parentage. Twas a grievous sight indeed.
Hard Archive comes through again with more bard like music. Man, that's something.
Hahaha love it! Now onto the Witch Hunt!
Verily, this did fill mine heart with mirth. Good cheer Sir Pimpalot!
💥, My CABBAGES!!!!
Amazing work, you've really helped bring Bardcore back to the floor!!
This knight needs his own TV show..his story must be told on the screen lol 😅
Please more medieval ones! :) Love Bardcore and this is definately funny.
I generated a bardcore also. The singing and music isn't that great though. But I think the lyrics were okay atleast maybe.
If you like the song you can use it if you're open to that idea. Wouldn't want any credit it would be enough to see you use it for something. If you find it good it's freely yours even of its lyrics or just an idea. Copyright to me sucks.
I have to say that the artwork is fantastic in these videos.
Besutiful! Do more of these! The don't test me b**** was my favorite so far hahaha
I remember my great great great great great grandfather asked my great great great great great grandmother to marry him when this song came out, what a wonderful time ❤
Relatable, even after all these centuries.
Legend has it that this song was written as a tribute to the painter Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino, also known as Raphael.
She barely missed that bard, but struck him instead.
This actually slaps ❤
Best one since "Thou shalt not test me, bi*ch" unless there are some I've missed. 😀
I hadn't driven in so long that I actually was driving like shit today. 🤭 it's as if it was my first time driving ever............
My lord, the maidens are at it again.
Listening to this while driving my two Mustangs in London bridge
This is too good
Legend has it his damsel was never allowed to drive again after this song was recorded, and he drove back home alone upon leaving the studio.
What I love about this song is not only didst thou mostly get the conjugations of 2nd & 3rd person singular correct, but also that in the T-V distinction using thou in this context meaneth that thou art quite familiar with thy maiden but speak to her in a contemptuous manner. Thou singest a 16th century roast of thy pleasure.
I wish we still used “thou” in everyday speech as it would improve the language in ways that help us better understand other similar languages.
Mayhap tis a most well made of them all songs thu posted.
what an absolute banger!
How in hades didst thou get thy reins 😂
Played this for the whole court fine sir
, Verily my damsel was not amused
I like this and i want more ❤
Thou drives it like thou stole it
New favorite hits for life
Yes we needth thy rhymes bard.
So many Mustang crashes.
Throughout the history of mankind, one truth has always endured, women and driving don't ever go together.
0:35 WHAT!?!
😂😂😂😂 I'm in love with these
MOREEEEEEE MOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jan Žižka realising what a great mistake he made by letting his maiden drive the war wagon during the Hussite Wars.
We need more bardcore
These are fire not going to lie
Love it!
He met her on the silk road
Beautiful fucking song
Cheers!
The songs are lit, the comments are fire. I am compelled to subscribe
Welcome to the party
Cheers!
great son my fair sir
I haven't laughed this hard since the Black plague. Good times, good times.
Mine wench imbibed too much strong drink and wrecked her carriage into an earthen dam. The constable forbideth her from further travel upon the road.
Return of the classics.
Masterpiece!
somehow its comforting to know that road rage is not a new occurance...
Uuum, gold.
If thy maiden doesn't thrive, don't let her drive.
epic
The Hell was that loud cra- OI!! ALL ME LOVELY WINE!!! GONE!!!!
Where does she get all the explosives and horses that can break through brick walls?😂
Wooow actually there is more than two 1520 like music. I will investigate. I don't know why but womans are the best theme for this kind music. Never stop with picking them.
These are pretty good
❤❤❤❤ Walkher😊
An absolute banger
The worst part…the blatant denial it’s them doing it. They blame the road, other drivers or anything but the fact they suck at driving. ❤😂
Does anyone what they call this style of painting? each truly deserving of scrutiny
God I love Suno. Keep it up!
God knows why they dont ever get better
Since the beginning of time😂😂😂😂
This is so good yo! Much love!
Cheers!
In the future when someone is teaching me how to drive, I'm gonna play this song when I'm driving since I want everyone to know that I'm not at fault for any kind of injury or damage since I'm just a girl
Damn. I now have a good inspiration for the medieval story I'm writing nowadays 😅
tale as old as time
And they said women weren't weapons of war.😍🤩
This is catchy! 😆
This goes hard
Banging this in the ox cart in dragons dogma 2
More!
Needs to be played at every Renaissance fair, every hour on the hour...
art thank you 😂
Truth