Thou Drivest Like Sh*t (1520)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @HardArchiveVinyl
    @HardArchiveVinyl  11 дней назад +5

    New videos only on RUMBLE
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    Cheers!

  • @crealizecoaching
    @crealizecoaching 2 месяца назад +280

    Who's here in 2024? Remember banging to this way back when I was still hunting witches... ah the times....

    • @Voydsole
      @Voydsole 2 месяца назад +25

      No way brother you’re still alive I thought you were killed by that dragon

    • @ConfederateNapolron-ih3pl
      @ConfederateNapolron-ih3pl 2 месяца назад +8

      Do you remember when archilieus lll got executed? Hah, nobles, awful nobles...

    • @armandoacevedo6978
      @armandoacevedo6978 2 месяца назад +6

      My forebears often sang this song and recalled its performance in Massachusetts at The Mayflower Music Festival in 1621. The crowd was raucous and enthusiastic. Many brought their oxen. It was a fun time for all!

    • @crabman2010
      @crabman2010 2 месяца назад +7

      You caught on late, I remember having the troupe play this for Arthur and I on our escapades... he eventually became king... I miss that dude

    • @prinzeugenvansovoyen732
      @prinzeugenvansovoyen732 2 месяца назад +1

      halloween 2017 ?

  • @heavymetalknight3728
    @heavymetalknight3728 3 месяца назад +637

    My maiden's driving skills are so awful, chaotic and destructive the villagers assumed she was one of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. It was so bad the Pope himself decreed a ban on driving for all women.

    • @YoutubeAccount-y2q
      @YoutubeAccount-y2q 3 месяца назад +65

      He speaks the truth, father. Our spies say that she has blasphemed against the sacred unbroken white line. Repeatedly running down or away from our priests of the holy blue light order as they receive donations from the pilgrims.

    • @Yoshoggutha
      @Yoshoggutha 3 месяца назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @doreenfokuo5085
      @doreenfokuo5085 3 месяца назад +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrKuma2094
      @MrKuma2094 3 месяца назад +28

      @@heavymetalknight3728 Verily I feeleth thy pain brother. My wench is a pestilence upon the king's highway. She hath on no less than thrice occasions hath taken the cart offroad and collided with an Oxen, a roadside money changer, and a barony, with the last leaving my new cart covered in shite. How to this point I hath avoided the headsman for her misdeeds prithy I tell thee ist a miracle of the Lord...

    • @nm-cp4ck
      @nm-cp4ck 2 месяца назад +18

      I sympathize with thy plights, brethren. My maiden's attempts to navigate even the slightest of cobbled pathways hath ended in tarnation. Thrice the carriage struck a gutter, and do not let me speak of her attempts to transport her companions from the tavern. T'was intoxicated at the reigns and even berated the guard! Four days and nights she spent in the pillory, and yet remains unbridled! Much shame doth she bring to my house

  • @PratosKS
    @PratosKS 3 месяца назад +266

    A tale as old as time.

  • @angiemn3
    @angiemn3 3 месяца назад +360

    1520 was a lit year

    • @Hypnotically_Caucasian
      @Hypnotically_Caucasian 3 месяца назад +14

      1520 > 2020

    • @Aerodeth
      @Aerodeth 2 месяца назад +1

      Yep. That was the year the Ottoman Empire's greatest sultan and Christian Europe's worst nightmare took the throne.

    • @gurt.yuri3378
      @gurt.yuri3378 2 месяца назад

      1520s was 100% better than 2020s

    • @tonymcqueen5419
      @tonymcqueen5419 24 дня назад

      Literally💀

    • @mikealjohnsson
      @mikealjohnsson 2 дня назад

      @@Aerodeth y'all are mad cucks lmao

  • @happyblondemusicboy420
    @happyblondemusicboy420 3 месяца назад +263

    Watch out! My damsel driveth like shit!

  • @מלכיהמלכים
    @מלכיהמלכים День назад +6

    Bro keep these medieval tunes comin' these are funny AF

  • @KDizzy6
    @KDizzy6 3 месяца назад +195

    Keep ye olde bangers coming. I'm assembling a playlist for the Crusades.

  • @Nurriek
    @Nurriek 3 месяца назад +113

    Upon the bright side, thine maiden's chariot is an asset upon the field of battle! She felled a great many men! It is only an issue of whom's men she felled.

  • @AndreLocke-sk2ku
    @AndreLocke-sk2ku 3 месяца назад +130

    SHE WRECKED MY OX CART 🤬

  • @educatedfool5121
    @educatedfool5121 2 месяца назад +51

    Yesterday I moved into a new place, and called upon my parents for help. My mother was driving my father's pickup truck during the process and she had no idea what she was doing, so I pulled out my phone and started playing this. She just stared at me like she was seriously considering why she had ever given birth to me in the first place. Needless to say I got a good laugh out of it.

  • @lola-bb-poplar-watchdog
    @lola-bb-poplar-watchdog 3 месяца назад +100

    …my ex maiden shouted at me teaching how to drive thoust my manual carriage, this was in the shire of rural Pennsylvania.
    Long story short she was burned at the stake.

    • @300SonsofOdin
      @300SonsofOdin 2 месяца назад +12

      She hath brought it upon herself, my dear sir.

  • @wickwickening3977
    @wickwickening3977 3 месяца назад +61

    the amount of truth in this song is absolutely flabberghasting...

  • @71tofu
    @71tofu 2 месяца назад +38

    The algorithm declared tonight shall be a night of bardcore. So it was, and it was good.

  • @WhiteWolf1980
    @WhiteWolf1980 3 месяца назад +39

    Ask and ye shall receiveth

  • @Yoshoggutha
    @Yoshoggutha 3 месяца назад +52

    I'm fucking dying! 🤣 This is even better than Don't Test Me. 😂

    • @franktulip1340
      @franktulip1340 2 месяца назад +4

      I was crying with laughter 😂

    • @rPk0hu
      @rPk0hu 2 месяца назад +1

      You'll be fucking dying along with the rest of us if Sir Jackson's maiden has the reins of any chariot or mount.

  • @UnrestForementor
    @UnrestForementor 3 месяца назад +61

    They drive like they feel. Dont piss them off. "I didn't mean any of that as long as we can live"

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 3 месяца назад +13

      Well, I will have you know that I repeatedly pissed several off. I am indeed an adventurous fellow.

    • @geranarthy2309
      @geranarthy2309 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@Briselance thou art a bold one indeed brother.

  • @perfectq7206
    @perfectq7206 3 месяца назад +32

    Shall I take a flummoxing journey with thy maiden on her chariot? Nay, the respair of the Crusades will give me a better chance of survival. I'll walketh there.

  • @billymaze3544
    @billymaze3544 3 месяца назад +23

    I love your medieval songs! So glad you made a second one. It sounds great like the last one.

  • @NoOne-ki3bm
    @NoOne-ki3bm 3 месяца назад +15

    A Renaissance classic.. There was a pretty neat exhibit about this genre of music at the Louvre Museum last year. I wonder if it’s still there?

  • @Kay-Rayzie
    @Kay-Rayzie 3 дня назад +2

    Yoooo! Perfect timing! My daughter is literally about to go for her drivers licence.
    I'll send her this for that extra bit of encouragement 😆

  • @souptikchakraborty.yt.2024
    @souptikchakraborty.yt.2024 2 месяца назад +6

    Wasn't alive back in 1500s, but you made me feel nostalgic for the good ol' days.
    Another song, where *men* tell about their glorious days when they *ruled* the world.
    The nostalgia of the patriarchal society is in the air, it... brings tears to my eyes. Tears of joy. Wish we could turn back time.

  • @TracksideViews
    @TracksideViews 3 месяца назад +34

    Nor noble Jesus would taketh thy reins

  • @philorkill
    @philorkill 2 месяца назад +7

    They knew it back then like we know it today.

  • @TheRealPhenri
    @TheRealPhenri 3 месяца назад +12

    I see you're working hard today... It is appreciated.

  • @GrandmaDaewood
    @GrandmaDaewood 3 месяца назад +16

    I hate to be the 70th comment but dude this music is fkin awesome… aside from the hilarious lines. It’s such a catchy tune.

  • @illegitimatefilm
    @illegitimatefilm 2 месяца назад +25

    The Fairy God Mother was wise to give Cinderella her own Coachman than the keys to the fucking Pumpkin.

  • @Whymisterioughta
    @Whymisterioughta 3 месяца назад +10

    Thy servant is acquainted with a maiden who didst verily drive her carriage straightway through a fair round-a-bout, even up o’er the stout curb, over the middlemost hummock and all, whilst her professor of carriage-driving didst even shriek aloud and cry mercy upon his own head, and foul curses upon hers and all her parentage. Twas a grievous sight indeed.

  • @zach7193
    @zach7193 3 месяца назад +11

    Hard Archive comes through again with more bard like music. Man, that's something.

  • @FalloutTributeMusic
    @FalloutTributeMusic 3 месяца назад +14

    Hahaha love it! Now onto the Witch Hunt!

  • @TBWCShow
    @TBWCShow 3 месяца назад +5

    Verily, this did fill mine heart with mirth. Good cheer Sir Pimpalot!

  • @naseankershaw3071
    @naseankershaw3071 3 месяца назад +10

    💥, My CABBAGES!!!!

  • @EmptyMan000
    @EmptyMan000 3 месяца назад +4

    Amazing work, you've really helped bring Bardcore back to the floor!!

  • @Blackbird0216
    @Blackbird0216 2 месяца назад +5

    This knight needs his own TV show..his story must be told on the screen lol 😅

  • @jwknight
    @jwknight 3 месяца назад +12

    Please more medieval ones! :) Love Bardcore and this is definately funny.

    • @jwknight
      @jwknight 3 месяца назад

      I generated a bardcore also. The singing and music isn't that great though. But I think the lyrics were okay atleast maybe.

    • @jwknight
      @jwknight 3 месяца назад

      If you like the song you can use it if you're open to that idea. Wouldn't want any credit it would be enough to see you use it for something. If you find it good it's freely yours even of its lyrics or just an idea. Copyright to me sucks.

  • @Shieldbiter1000
    @Shieldbiter1000 2 месяца назад +2

    I have to say that the artwork is fantastic in these videos.

  • @markoscream8466
    @markoscream8466 3 месяца назад +4

    Besutiful! Do more of these! The don't test me b**** was my favorite so far hahaha

  • @robinmartincsek8326
    @robinmartincsek8326 3 месяца назад +10

    I remember my great great great great great grandfather asked my great great great great great grandmother to marry him when this song came out, what a wonderful time ❤

  • @georgea5991
    @georgea5991 3 месяца назад +4

    Relatable, even after all these centuries.

  • @thefunniestfarm4731
    @thefunniestfarm4731 3 месяца назад +3

    Legend has it that this song was written as a tribute to the painter Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino, also known as Raphael.
    She barely missed that bard, but struck him instead.

  • @Vladivostok777
    @Vladivostok777 2 месяца назад +4

    This actually slaps ❤

  • @haydn-db8z
    @haydn-db8z 3 месяца назад +10

    Best one since "Thou shalt not test me, bi*ch" unless there are some I've missed. 😀

  • @liz.the.libra8
    @liz.the.libra8 4 дня назад +1

    I hadn't driven in so long that I actually was driving like shit today. 🤭 it's as if it was my first time driving ever............

  • @08-145
    @08-145 3 месяца назад +6

    My lord, the maidens are at it again.

  • @GerdSien
    @GerdSien 2 месяца назад +2

    Listening to this while driving my two Mustangs in London bridge

  • @Vladivostok777
    @Vladivostok777 27 дней назад +1

    This is too good

  • @miztahrayeproductions2942
    @miztahrayeproductions2942 3 месяца назад +4

    Legend has it his damsel was never allowed to drive again after this song was recorded, and he drove back home alone upon leaving the studio.

  • @aralskt4319
    @aralskt4319 2 месяца назад +1

    What I love about this song is not only didst thou mostly get the conjugations of 2nd & 3rd person singular correct, but also that in the T-V distinction using thou in this context meaneth that thou art quite familiar with thy maiden but speak to her in a contemptuous manner. Thou singest a 16th century roast of thy pleasure.
    I wish we still used “thou” in everyday speech as it would improve the language in ways that help us better understand other similar languages.

  • @CulturalSnob
    @CulturalSnob 17 дней назад +1

    Mayhap tis a most well made of them all songs thu posted.

  • @iforgot2fly
    @iforgot2fly 2 месяца назад +2

    what an absolute banger!

  • @FACTAWAVES
    @FACTAWAVES 3 месяца назад +12

    How in hades didst thou get thy reins 😂

  • @bln-kp9xo
    @bln-kp9xo 2 месяца назад +2

    Played this for the whole court fine sir
    , Verily my damsel was not amused

  • @SilverTester
    @SilverTester Месяц назад +1

    I like this and i want more ❤

  • @xOriginalGamerOG76x
    @xOriginalGamerOG76x Месяц назад +2

    Thou drives it like thou stole it

  • @animalanimal7939
    @animalanimal7939 3 месяца назад +5

    New favorite hits for life

  • @Wralda66
    @Wralda66 Месяц назад +1

    Yes we needth thy rhymes bard.

  • @derekhobbs1102
    @derekhobbs1102 3 месяца назад +10

    So many Mustang crashes.

  • @aloptuleamagnificanton4983
    @aloptuleamagnificanton4983 2 месяца назад +10

    Throughout the history of mankind, one truth has always endured, women and driving don't ever go together.

  • @skeletronatday
    @skeletronatday 2 месяца назад +5

    0:35 WHAT!?!

  • @punkrockhotdog
    @punkrockhotdog 3 месяца назад +3

    😂😂😂😂 I'm in love with these

  • @SPOOKY-HAZE
    @SPOOKY-HAZE 2 месяца назад +2

    MOREEEEEEE MOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @heavymetalknight3728
    @heavymetalknight3728 2 месяца назад +3

    Jan Žižka realising what a great mistake he made by letting his maiden drive the war wagon during the Hussite Wars.

  • @ponchopower
    @ponchopower 2 месяца назад +2

    We need more bardcore

  • @kieranlazenbury8773
    @kieranlazenbury8773 2 месяца назад +2

    These are fire not going to lie

  • @darrancoyle8394
    @darrancoyle8394 3 месяца назад +1

    Love it!

  • @Chris3478604
    @Chris3478604 2 месяца назад +7

    He met her on the silk road

  • @MarcoPolo-u7v
    @MarcoPolo-u7v 2 месяца назад +3

    Beautiful fucking song

  • @Metolius9
    @Metolius9 2 месяца назад +1

    The songs are lit, the comments are fire. I am compelled to subscribe

  • @vormic
    @vormic 2 месяца назад +2

    great son my fair sir

  • @coffeelover7687
    @coffeelover7687 2 месяца назад +4

    I haven't laughed this hard since the Black plague. Good times, good times.

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 3 месяца назад +7

    Mine wench imbibed too much strong drink and wrecked her carriage into an earthen dam. The constable forbideth her from further travel upon the road.

  • @iamconsomateur3832
    @iamconsomateur3832 3 месяца назад +1

    Return of the classics.

  • @Franpowah
    @Franpowah 3 месяца назад +2

    Masterpiece!

  • @Unholy_Holywarrior
    @Unholy_Holywarrior 2 месяца назад +1

    somehow its comforting to know that road rage is not a new occurance...

  • @PuReBlOoD3478
    @PuReBlOoD3478 2 месяца назад +1

    Uuum, gold.

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 3 месяца назад +3

    If thy maiden doesn't thrive, don't let her drive.

  • @arthur-yq4ic
    @arthur-yq4ic 2 месяца назад +2

    epic

  • @reaperking7748
    @reaperking7748 2 месяца назад +2

    The Hell was that loud cra- OI!! ALL ME LOVELY WINE!!! GONE!!!!

  • @anthonyfarrell7720
    @anthonyfarrell7720 2 месяца назад +4

    Where does she get all the explosives and horses that can break through brick walls?😂

  • @Letsgoletsroll
    @Letsgoletsroll 3 месяца назад +2

    Wooow actually there is more than two 1520 like music. I will investigate. I don't know why but womans are the best theme for this kind music. Never stop with picking them.

  • @t2av159
    @t2av159 2 месяца назад +1

    These are pretty good

  • @ramalamdingdong
    @ramalamdingdong 2 месяца назад +1

    ❤❤❤❤ Walkher😊

  • @skg_jeweler
    @skg_jeweler 2 месяца назад +1

    An absolute banger

  • @4NaturesStory
    @4NaturesStory 2 месяца назад +2

    The worst part…the blatant denial it’s them doing it. They blame the road, other drivers or anything but the fact they suck at driving. ❤😂

  • @F4Mech
    @F4Mech 10 дней назад +1

    Does anyone what they call this style of painting? each truly deserving of scrutiny

  • @curlzncrush
    @curlzncrush 3 месяца назад +1

    God I love Suno. Keep it up!

  • @t500010000
    @t500010000 3 месяца назад +3

    God knows why they dont ever get better

  • @tomg1480
    @tomg1480 Месяц назад +1

    Since the beginning of time😂😂😂😂

  • @PimpCasketIndustries
    @PimpCasketIndustries 3 месяца назад +1

    This is so good yo! Much love!

  • @laitofangirl5805
    @laitofangirl5805 5 дней назад +1

    In the future when someone is teaching me how to drive, I'm gonna play this song when I'm driving since I want everyone to know that I'm not at fault for any kind of injury or damage since I'm just a girl

  • @lelaniedajao-lx3kg
    @lelaniedajao-lx3kg 2 месяца назад +1

    Damn. I now have a good inspiration for the medieval story I'm writing nowadays 😅

  • @rollingacresfarmstead206
    @rollingacresfarmstead206 3 месяца назад +2

    tale as old as time

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 3 месяца назад +2

    And they said women weren't weapons of war.😍🤩

  • @XValothBranstrommerX
    @XValothBranstrommerX 3 месяца назад +1

    This is catchy! 😆

  • @japrogramer
    @japrogramer 2 месяца назад +1

    This goes hard

  • @dillonkyle16
    @dillonkyle16 29 дней назад +1

    Banging this in the ox cart in dragons dogma 2

  • @MrPisster
    @MrPisster 3 месяца назад +1

    More!

  • @MrKuma2094
    @MrKuma2094 3 месяца назад +1

    Needs to be played at every Renaissance fair, every hour on the hour...

  • @skillskud
    @skillskud 3 месяца назад +2

    art thank you 😂

  • @potatostarch72
    @potatostarch72 2 месяца назад +1

    Truth