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Waking up at the crack of noon to cook up hilarious tunes.
Lean back with your favorite beverage and enjoy this classic collection of rare nostalgic vinyl hits.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY
Cheers!
Lean back with your favorite beverage and enjoy this classic collection of rare nostalgic vinyl hits.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY
Cheers!
Jingle Balls (1973)
#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #70ssoul #christmasmusic
Rare 70's soul cover version of Harold Bawls Christmas hit single "Jingle Balls" performed by Jimmy Shaft and The Sweater Puppies.
Lyrics
[Chorus]
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to rub my big b*lls in your face (Hey!)
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jingle my b*lls in your face
[Verse]
Slapping stupid h*es, to put b*tches in their place
Under my crotch you go, tea bagging your face
Sweaty n*t sack drips, grab my p*nis tight
What fun it is to rub and squeeze my jingle b*lls tonight
Rare 70's soul cover version of Harold Bawls Christmas hit single "Jingle Balls" performed by Jimmy Shaft and The Sweater Puppies.
Lyrics
[Chorus]
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to rub my big b*lls in your face (Hey!)
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jingle my b*lls in your face
[Verse]
Slapping stupid h*es, to put b*tches in their place
Under my crotch you go, tea bagging your face
Sweaty n*t sack drips, grab my p*nis tight
What fun it is to rub and squeeze my jingle b*lls tonight
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Wish-Bone Zone (2099)
Просмотров 1,2 тыс.4 часа назад
#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #thrashmetal #rock #metal #punk In a post apocalyptic hellscape the great bone wars rage on as mutant warrior factions battle for control of the Bone Zone within middle earth. He who has the power to break the the sacred wishbone shall have all his wishes granted by the advanced artificial intelligence...
Merry Fistmas! (1979)
Просмотров 2,7 тыс.4 часа назад
#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #funkmusic #70sfunk #christmasmusic Extremely rare 1970's Christmas funk single about the gift that keeps on giving. Artist info to be updated soon. Merry Fistmas! Lyrics [Verse 1] Girl! You're pushing your f*cking luck All you got me is a pair of socks Let's see if you can take a punch Your gift ...
Dreaming of a Whites Only Christmas (1965)
Просмотров 12 тыс.9 часов назад
#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #60ssoul #christmasmusic Here is one of the only copies still left in existence of this bizarre take on Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" performed by soul singer Jessie Lee Peterstone. Jessie grew up in the Jim Crow era and was one of the only black pro segregation activists at the time....
Eight Maids a Milking (1968)
Просмотров 3,8 тыс.9 часов назад
#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #60ssoul #christmasmusic Extremely rare 1960's Christmas soul single by Tiny Herman and The Milkmen. Tiny wrote this song about the eighth day of Christmas, saying "it's by far the most important day of the twelve days of Christmas". This holiday hit single was at the top of the pop cha...
Seven Days of Pimpmas (1964)
Просмотров 9 тыс.12 часов назад
#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #60ssoul #christmasmusic Obscure holiday hit soul single from the 1960's written and performed by Eddie "Dice Game" Jefferson. During an interview Eddie was asked why Pimpmas was seven days rather than twelve to which he responded "I got seven b*tches standing in front of the 7-11 seven...
Jingle Balls (1969)
Просмотров 2,6 тыс.19 часов назад
#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #60ssoul #christmasmusic Rare 60's doo-wop soul Christmas single by Harold Bawls and The Swingers. Lyrics [Chorus] Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to rub my big b*lls in your face (Hey!) Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to...
Spanksgiving (1967)
Просмотров 7 тыс.День назад
#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #soulmusic #60ssoul #motown Extremely rare soul funk single by Robbie Freeman and The Discipline. Happy Spanksgiving! Lyrics [Intro] (You better watch your a ) Oh yeah (You better watch your a ) All right [Verse 1] You got a lot to appreciate But you never stop to say thanks (say thanks) If you're...
Taste The CRUNCH (1984)
Просмотров 4,2 тыс.14 дней назад
#obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #hardarchive #funk #80svinyl #80sfunk #cassette Never released 80's funk pop single by Spud MacKenzie. This song was intended to be used as a jingle in a string of snack commercials for the Frito-Lay food company. Lays planned to release new crunchy peanut butter flavored chips called "The CRUNCH", but the snack was...
No B*tch November (1958)
Просмотров 2,7 тыс.14 дней назад
#obscurevinyl #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #classicvinyl #doowopmusic #soul #50s #hardarchive Here is a cover version of Jefferson D'Arcy and The Neighbors obscure hit single "No B*tch November" performed by Billie Jean Holladay. The new family holiday tradition of spending zero time with any women quickly gained popularity, and several cover versions of thi...
Witch Hunt - Bard Archive Remix (1489 - 2024)
Просмотров 3,8 тыс.14 дней назад
#obscurevinyl #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #classicvinyl #bardcore #tavernwave #neomedievalmusic #halloweenmusic Bard Archive's dance remix of Sir Bartholomew Jackson and The Squires' hit song originally from 1489... Lyrics [Verse 1] We're slapping witches and slaying dragons Bundling sticks to burn all the s (F*ck yeah!) We'll all go drink some brews at the...
Thou Shalt Not Test Me B***tch (1530)
Просмотров 7 тыс.14 дней назад
#obscurevinyl #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #classicvinyl #bardcore #tavernwave #neomedievalmusic Hark! A merry tune of the 1500's performed by Sir Edward Sirin, a ballad so bold and brash, it doth sing of women, once weary and wandering, returning to their kitchens with great zest! Forsooth, no longer shall they prattle nor prance in the streets, for their r...
Coexist With My Fist (1974)
Просмотров 5 тыс.14 дней назад
#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #70sfunk 1974 cover of Seymour Tamzarian's obscure funk single "Coexist With My Fist" by grizzled war veteran Major Payne Hurts, who played flute in the marching band with Seymour during their deployment in Vietnam. With a rifle slung over one shoulder and a flute over the other, Payne's music wa...
Turkey Shoot (1969) - [feat. @HeavyWhipHand]
Просмотров 1,7 тыс.14 дней назад
#obscurerecords #obscureviny #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #hardarchive #bluegrass #bluegrassmusic #60s #folkmusic #thanksgivingsong Rare 1960's bluegrass folk single presented to you by Hard Archive and Heavy Whip. Richie Thirst and The Thirst Quenchers were a well known Appalachian mountain band of the 70’s. Not many had heard about them until they were contracted b...
No B*tch November (1957)
Просмотров 7 тыс.21 день назад
#obscurevinyl #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #classicvinyl #doowopmusic #soul #50s Rare original mono 1950's doo-wop barbershop quartet single by Jefferson D'Arcy and The Neighbors. Jefferson wrote this song in celebration of his new family holiday tradition of spending zero time with any women at all, especially his wife. Lyrics [Verse 1] You look like a b*tc...
We're STILL Whooping That A** (1979)
Просмотров 4,4 тыс.Месяц назад
We're STILL Whooping That A (1979)
Off you give’m tree fiddy he gon think you got more
Since the beginning of time😂😂😂😂
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24 hr loop 🙏
Golly!😳
Me too, I am tired of ""Crimmus" around here where our TV's are stolen, our bicycles lifted, car radio's disappear, and houses broken into and we have to go down the street to Tyrone's and Jammal's house to get our shit back the day after.
My Grandfather first introduced this song to me. I really miss him.
I had plenty of teachers like this. By that I mean the title, they were dumb mother fuckers.
This was written for a potential film Patton Oswalt was writing a screenplay for, based on the Mega Leg portion of his KFC famous bowl bit. It was postponed after his wife died, after which Patton became more addicted to twitter and just being an insufferable douche wagon. There is still hope yet for Patton to partake in this epic battle, break the sacred wishbone, and unmurder his wife.
"And unmurder his wife" 🤣
James Tan doesn't need to dream.
Nice reference Cheers Illegitimate Film!
I think the song should have focused on how they want to support Whites rather than disrespecting the nonwhites
I played this for my kids today.. They know whenever the shadow of the belt approaches, they scatter like roaches in the sunlight!
Check out my song "Daddy's Belt" if you haven't yet. Cheers!
@@HardArchiveVinyl oh dear lord im getting my kids ready for this. Its gonna be our new family song
@NateC. Cheers Nate!
F*** black Santa 🖕🏻 and based Santa is the only 🎅
What's with all the orthodox Jewz. They ain't white.
Reminds me of my childhood days 😢 a lost memory. A fade into the distance.. something only dreams are made of these days.. went to church the other day and prayed that these days would return 🙏 🙌
Callouses on those hands are sexy
bandcamp release, when?
@@masonmellinger5304 I'll try to do it today. Cheers!
@@HardArchiveVinyl Thank you! Its a Pimpmas miracle!
Thats that good good
👏🏻👏🏻
Jesus Christ smh
🎄🎄🧑🎄🧑🎄🇪🇺🇬🇷🇬🇷⬜⬜⬜⬜☦️ Nice Christmas song
Please santa...deliver this.
Sounds like Cody Chesnut
Season greetings 😂😂
Merry Christmas, err I mean Happy Holidays.
Imagine our country were like most where everyone looks similar and there's social trust.
Fricken love this channel.
Cheers!
I remember listening to this with my Grandfather. I really miss him.
This song was popular in the south during Christmas time in the 1950s.
This song would be the perfect theme song for whenever my older brother drives
Man, this is something. Better than the 1st one.
Way better. This is the definitive version. Cheers Zach!
Wow 😮
very funny love it
@@Realartofficialrecords Cheers Real Art Official Records!
Imagine hooking this up to the supermarket aux cord just to see if the shoppers pay attention.
The lyrics are great as always but the faces on the dudes (and on some of the balls) scare the hell out of me. 😱😵🏃🏽♀️
BIG DADDY KANE: “Pimpin ain’t easy” - ME: “Hell yeah, fool. Pimpin is easy!”
Another holiday teabaging classic!!!
Why are all the comments deleted? What did they say!? 😂😂
@@KaoticOrder Hit "newest" at the top to see all the comments. They still haven't fixed that yet. Cheers!
Slaps harder than A Knight Named Slickback to a hoe that's talking back.
This is anti semetic