I remember back in 64, right after the civil rights act passed, I made my first black friend. Went over to his house one Christmas, and they all knew and sung the lyrics to this song. It was such a unique experience, it was beautiful, I clapped. It's a day I'll never forget.
A classic. I have looked for this one for many years, searching far and wide, and have never been able to find it. Amazing you were able to find it and preserve it for the world. Amazing work.
🎵"On the first day of Christmas, my true gave to me, EXACTLY what I instructed her to! Or she gets the back of my hand!" 🎶 Man, these older songs were so heartwarming and cozy. Where did it all go wrong?
"On the 1st day of Pimpmas, my Best Bitch gave to me all of my fuckin' money..." I was already smiling before this line was finished. Kitchens and chickens...the two go so well together. Happy Pimpmas, Everybody. Wait, am I gonna have to slap a ho?
I can remember going over to my Grandma's for Xmas and she would play this song. Then my great uncle would talk about the time he beat his 3rd wife into a coma. Later that night after the cops left with uncle Rico, we all gathered around the burnt remains of the tree and hummed this song (Uncle Rico broke the stereo)
People forget that St Nikolas, the person who Santa is based on, took no shit for his hoes. They delivered their customers 'gifts' and they paid up on time, or St Nick would get generous and charitable with his knuckles
Man, that's something. Some of the lyrics on the song echoes that of Bartholomew Jackson. The lyrics are so similar in the other songs. Did Eddie collaborate with Jackson?
@HardArchiveVinyl I realized when I was listening to the song, some of the lyrics was similar to Bartholomew Jackson's songs because he says it frequently when singing.
I hope Super-Hand has a great Christmas. Wonder what he's doing. He has powers no other pimp has, you know. Edit; He probably fought Krampus, and saved Christmas. How wholesome.
This song is what you get when Santa Claus gets nose deep in a few lines of "SNOW" if you know what I mean. There's a simple explanation why Rudolf's nose is red.
This is pretty pimping of course, but what the world wants to know is this: can we expect a rendition of Bone Zone done in the missionary pos-*cough* Quaker style in time for thanksgiving? Or maybe Superhand / Alice's Restaurant crossover?
I remember playing this for the whole family every pimpmas.
Finally, a Christmas tune for us pimps. 🖐💥
Slap on, playa...🖐
I wanna be a pimp...🫢
@0patience4flz Then employ yourself some hoes, buy some fly threads and join our pimpdon ranks.
This song sho gets my hands moving...
I remember listening to this with my Grandfather. I really miss him.
So this is what Santa meant with "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
I remember back in 64, right after the civil rights act passed, I made my first black friend. Went over to his house one Christmas, and they all knew and sung the lyrics to this song. It was such a unique experience, it was beautiful, I clapped. It's a day I'll never forget.
😳 I'll never be able to watch Frosty the Snowman without hearing this song in my brain.
Just wait until you hear about Frosty the Dopeman
Listen to "Frosty the Pervert" 😜
Starting to love the P.I.M.P extended universe,merry PIMPMAS everybody!
Yes yearly I can't wait for this to be played on the radio truly a classic😂
Oh what a way to sing about Christmas Cheer!
Wishing everyone a Merry Pimpmas and a Happy Ho Year!
A classic. I have looked for this one for many years, searching far and wide, and have never been able to find it. Amazing you were able to find it and preserve it for the world. Amazing work.
Happy to share.
Cheers Forgotten Grooves!
“When I roll dice ain't nothing but sevens. Besides, ain't no b*tch can count to twelve anyhow." - Eddie “ dice Man “ Jefferson
Santa says - "pimpin' ain't easy!!"
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🎵"On the first day of Christmas, my true gave to me, EXACTLY what I instructed her to! Or she gets the back of my hand!" 🎶
Man, these older songs were so heartwarming and cozy. Where did it all go wrong?
"On the 1st day of Pimpmas, my Best Bitch gave to me all of my fuckin' money..." I was already smiling before this line was finished. Kitchens and chickens...the two go so well together. Happy Pimpmas, Everybody. Wait, am I gonna have to slap a ho?
Merry Pimpmas to all, and to all I'll Smack Your Lip!!!
Merry Pimpmas Hos
I can remember going over to my Grandma's for Xmas and she would play this song. Then my great uncle would talk about the time he beat his 3rd wife into a coma. Later that night after the cops left with uncle Rico, we all gathered around the burnt remains of the tree and hummed this song (Uncle Rico broke the stereo)
Those were the days...
Cheers Josh!
for Pimpmas I'm writing to Pimp Claus to ask him for a Super Hand Holiday Special
Man..... that's gotta be a very hard PIMPMAS!!
"She talk back one more time, this is gonna be the scene of a crime",😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Merry Pimpmas!
May Santa gift you with many isotoners and boxing gloves!
Who else loves to play this when they leave out a stack of Benjamins for Pimpy Claus on Pimpmas Eve?
Greatest decade of music my ass
a holiday classic
Pimp hand is strong in this one. 😅
People forget that St Nikolas, the person who Santa is based on, took no shit for his hoes. They delivered their customers 'gifts' and they paid up on time, or St Nick would get generous and charitable with his knuckles
As tradition I always leave a bucket of chicken and grape juice on the table every christmas eve
I just caught a charge to this song and I'm gonna be gone till next Pimpmas 😂
BIG DADDY KANE: “Pimpin ain’t easy” - ME: “Hell yeah, fool. Pimpin is easy!”
When Santaclaus isn't a saint.
*SHEEEEEEEEIT*
Classic.
Frosty puttin in work!
The Hard Archive expanded universe expands.
Cheers Pantheragem!
Ahh yes, the good ole days.
Man, that's something. Some of the lyrics on the song echoes that of Bartholomew Jackson. The lyrics are so similar in the other songs. Did Eddie collaborate with Jackson?
Excellent question, I'll have to do some research to find out.
I'm thinking you may be right.
Cheers!
@HardArchiveVinyl I realized when I was listening to the song, some of the lyrics was similar to Bartholomew Jackson's songs because he says it frequently when singing.
im a jolly old saint pimp!
So excellent. You gotta show me how you make these. ..We misogynists gotta stick together and do some PR work.
I hope Super-Hand has a great Christmas. Wonder what he's doing. He has powers no other pimp has, you know.
Edit; He probably fought Krampus, and saved Christmas. How wholesome.
Waiting for Krampus' rebuttal song.
I imagine it will be about lots of cramps, moaning, and indeciciveness.
Christmas Twenty24
Santa aint Buckin around
There really is a fucked up but happy vibe with your songs and I ain't complainin lmao, cheers 🔥
@@Deeno-Zor
Cheers!
very funny love it
@@Realartofficialrecords
Cheers Real Art Official Records!
"When I roll dice ain't nothing but sevens"
You might want to watch the Chappelle show skit "world series of dice" to get that one.
APimpNamedSanta
This song is what you get when Santa Claus gets nose deep in a few lines of "SNOW" if you know what I mean. There's a simple explanation why Rudolf's nose is red.
Yep. This is how they celebrate the holidays in Wakanda
This is the real shit right here.
This is pretty pimping of course, but what the world wants to know is this: can we expect a rendition of Bone Zone done in the missionary pos-*cough* Quaker style in time for thanksgiving? Or maybe Superhand / Alice's Restaurant crossover?
It's a pimpmas for the rest of us.
Sounds like Cody Chesnut
🖐🎅
xo xo xo
You sure do have a fascination with making old things turn into something about pimps don't you? 🤣🤣🤣
He’s physically putting the ‘hard’ in hard archive
bandcamp release, when?
@@masonmellinger5304
I'll try to do it today.
Cheers!
@@HardArchiveVinyl Thank you! Its a Pimpmas miracle!
@@masonmellinger5304
Bandcamp is all up to date now.
Cheers!
This is a good cover, but I prefer the original by Bing Crosby
what ai do you use?
not a rhetorical question but thanks for the heart
@@provocateur140p5
I use suno on some songs and udio on others, but most of them are heavily edited / modified.
Hope this helps.
Cheers!
@@HardArchiveVinyl thanks off to make songs about the jews