He looks like cloony and has ALOT of money! Plus he is the most interesting man on earth. There is no other explanation at this point XD Other than the fact shei s probably playing it up for the bit :p
As far as i understand, you must be: -Muscular -Masculine/Dominant -No extravagant hair colors, hair styles -30+ years old -She is into Bald guys -Future Gohan
I really think she's just roasting them because they're fictional characters, so her expecting higher (almost unattainable) standards from these characters is understandable. Now, if these are her actual standards for real people, then either her husband looks like a Greek god or she's delusional AF.
@OldSchopenhauer Ya, probably. But I think it's fun to hear her roasting the characters, I don't know why some people are taking it serious (we're talking about fictional characters here)
@@SmartCreeperAt the same time, the dude fights zombies, mind controlled humans, and mutants all in a few days worth. Gotta give him some room to breathe.
To be fair, Shepard can date multiple alien ladies so he already has a whole galaxy of women after him and the original inspiration behind Bro Shep was an actual model but yeah, saying no to Arthur Morgan is an international crime and should NOT be forgiven.
@@OGAntzmo it's you who must grown with topicstarter. She obviously reject Sonic. So its 2 option. 1.He is mentally challenged. 2. He didnt watch her. And I? I'm just joking. Developed his post into absurdity.
@@PAINNN666We got it. It's just a disgusting thing you're joking about. I still trying to forget shitty things i saw on the internet and then there's someone like you who makes me want to vomit.
Your mom’s smoking something. 1: How did she reject Leon “The Sex” Kennedy? 2:Ken is a CEO who’s rich, can throw hands, and shoot fireballs. 3:Yeah he’s an alien, but it’s Garrus.
1: just a matter of taste. 2: well, she was only rating the character's appearance, so this is kinda irrelevant :D 3: just a matter of taste. And honestly, I feel like my reply is too serious and I probably ruined joke vibe of your comment, but anyway :D
@@donichiro "Taste is subjective." You're fighting a black or white with a black or white. There are good qualities that are entirely objective, excluding the majority opinion for the contrarian minority still makes it wrong, not that I'm arguing on some of this guy's mom's takes but they're all going against the crowd with little to no reasoning, thus deeming some of her takes as bad taste.
"The cartoon with... Vagina?" ---> "Yeh, Dragon Ball Z" Now, each time i will rewatch DBZ, seeing Vegeta, i will hear your mom calling him Vagina, and laugh... Don't take it bad, but i love your mom tho :)
She's the first person to ever say they don't like how Arthur Morgan looks. It's especially noticeable because she's a woman, and last I checked women really like Arthur because he's handsome and charming. To be fair, it doesn't sound like she's even familiar with Arthur, so that could easily explain why she feels that way. But wow, that's unexpected.
How did your father even have a chance, you being born is a miracle
He looks like cloony and has ALOT of money!
Plus he is the most interesting man on earth.
There is no other explanation at this point XD
Other than the fact shei s probably playing it up for the bit :p
His dad is Commander Sheppard
They talk mad sh*, then pick the first bad boy that crosses their line of sight.
@@RichardCheese-o2mIt’s all attraction brother
@@MisterPeckingOrderPeople tend to get attracted for so many weird things. Some flag stuff especially if you ask me…
As far as i understand, you must be:
-Muscular
-Masculine/Dominant
-No extravagant hair colors, hair styles
-30+ years old
-She is into Bald guys
-Future Gohan
gotta have a beard too
common future goathan W
Fr@TheWarriorOfHope_
She love bruce willis
also big dick
Your dad must be the most handsome guy alive
Fr
Most women are like that, it's like asking a 30 - 40 year old man to choose which woman he would go out with, he would just roast most of them.
@@coda72 fair enough, choices do get different when one gets older
I really think she's just roasting them because they're fictional characters, so her expecting higher (almost unattainable) standards from these characters is understandable.
Now, if these are her actual standards for real people, then either her husband looks like a Greek god or she's delusional AF.
@OldSchopenhauer Ya, probably. But I think it's fun to hear her roasting the characters, I don't know why some people are taking it serious (we're talking about fictional characters here)
No to Arthur Morgan is crazy
The way she reacted to John was shocking.
@@NeverOhVershawty might be Abigail
No to Leon Kennedy is insane
No to most of them is insane
tbh the stock images don't do him justice. Give him a custom outfit and trim the beard and I bet she'd say yes.
Play Hard to Get❌
Play Impossible to Get✅
I wonder if she's friendzoned as many people in real life as she has anime characters
Commander Shephard: "We'll bang, ok?
Mom: "Yas daddy~"
@@DrCasey unless she's 8+ there's no way.
The fact she is throwing shade on leon is an international crime
Probably should had shown original. I agree his eye bags are a tad to much in the remake
To be fair the pictures he showed weren't doing Leon any favor, he looks like he has no eyebrows in those
@invasor-x I guess... I can also see why given the haircut too for a first timer
No it’s not, but Arthur Morgan on the other hand…
@@SmartCreeperAt the same time, the dude fights zombies, mind controlled humans, and mutants all in a few days worth. Gotta give him some room to breathe.
WHO IS HER HUSBAND I WANT TO KNOW
Shepherd apparently 😭
Future Gohan apparently.
amir
MIA
Single mom
Thinking Leon is shady but not Luis is _crazy_ 💀💀💀
Not really, unless you’re biased to Americans.
@@AigisVibes720That was random.
@@AigisVibes720what?
@@AigisVibes720this gotta be bait you can’t be this stupid
I read this comment before watching the video so at first I thought you meant Luis from GTA lol
Did she just call vegeta VAGINA??💔
Bro will never recover from this.
I think many people in anglophone community do that.
"a true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles"
@@negljbreakergaming "He's right you know!"
@@cobrazoid * *GASP* *
"DADDY!!!"
I'm not gay, but your mom has terrible taste
Yeah i thought the same
Me too.
💀
i am gay and his mom has terrible taste
Why because she doesn't like twinks?
Rejects Leon and accepts Luis..
She didn't even hear him talk and the Spaniard charm still won 😂
Average vtuber online: "If you're my fan, I love you no matter what ❤"
Average vtuber offline:
Commander Shepard - yes
Arthur Morgan - No
She is on another dimension. She's viewing this from a 4d angle or something.
To be fair, Shepard can date multiple alien ladies so he already has a whole galaxy of women after him and the original inspiration behind Bro Shep was an actual model but yeah, saying no to Arthur Morgan is an international crime and should NOT be forgiven.
Kratos got that rizz bro. He rizzed the whole Greek pantheon and this guy’s mom🗿.
+ She hates gods. They're a perfect match 💞
She just said she hated him lol
@@MW_Asurashe said she likes his older self and not his younger self
"He looks like an alcoholic" for Harry du Bois was literally in the money LMAO
Understatement
Well, it is a sign of a great character design.
Lost it when she called Vegeta that xD 1:01
I mean, the balls are there. Just needs the counterpart.
SAME XXDDDDD
*clip of Vegeta standing under the rain*
😂😂
To be fair she picked up on the bad guys like Wesker pretty quick so clearly her creep senses are sharp.
Except Leon, who she thought was the biggest creep. -100% accuracy
Everybody but two guys were creeps
Your mom is amazing at roasting characters.
Sheppard: "We'll bang, OK?"
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite mom on RUclips"
Smosh reference?
"What's his definition of a Nazi?" Sadly an important distinction these days.
Based question
Yes, just in case "person I have a minor disagreement with" is how they define that lol.
A nazi used to mean someone who hates Jews. Now, it apparently means someone who Israel hates
@@VainerCactus0 lol either way they shouldn’t all be killed
Twitter calling anyone a nazi can be thanked for that
"What is his definition of a Nazi?" was amazing lmao.
The main question is would she date sonic
Especially pregnant one
Probably not. That would be pedophilia.
@@PAINNN666 Please change and grow as a person
@@OGAntzmo it's you who must grown with topicstarter. She obviously reject Sonic. So its 2 option. 1.He is mentally challenged. 2. He didnt watch her. And I? I'm just joking. Developed his post into absurdity.
@@PAINNN666We got it. It's just a disgusting thing you're joking about. I still trying to forget shitty things i saw on the internet and then there's someone like you who makes me want to vomit.
if I were gay I would be dating 70% of these characters, this has to be a bit.
Can confirm, I like dudes
70% is lowkey a low number. I think the only gay person here is his mom 😭
Don't let your mother cook..ever again..She burnt everything to ashes.
Your mom’s smoking something.
1: How did she reject Leon “The Sex” Kennedy?
2:Ken is a CEO who’s rich, can throw hands, and shoot fireballs.
3:Yeah he’s an alien, but it’s Garrus.
1: just a matter of taste.
2: well, she was only rating the character's appearance, so this is kinda irrelevant :D
3: just a matter of taste.
And honestly, I feel like my reply is too serious and I probably ruined joke vibe of your comment, but anyway :D
Many women love Garrus, just not this guys mum.
@@donichiro
1. Bad taste
2. Money was relevant in other of the videos.
3. Bad taste
@@pollointerestelar7439 1. Taste is subjective anyway.
2. Not in this video.
3. Taste is subjectiive anyway.
:D
@@donichiro "Taste is subjective." You're fighting a black or white with a black or white. There are good qualities that are entirely objective, excluding the majority opinion for the contrarian minority still makes it wrong, not that I'm arguing on some of this guy's mom's takes but they're all going against the crowd with little to no reasoning, thus deeming some of her takes as bad taste.
Calling Ocelot "Malfoy's Dad" is CRAZY work, I love it.
missed opportunity to add Kiryu or Majima from Yakuza, or gordon freeman
Finally a Yakuza fan
I am not sleeping with that woman
@@vuktosic709 Loyal to Alyx as always
@@traphimawari7760 gman will pay for stealing her in half life 3
Nathan Skinny? then what am i? a skeleton?
well now you gotta get your mom to try disco elysium so she can know exactly how right she was about Harry
Chris will be glad to know she turned down The Sex. Leon needs no distractions while he’s perpetuating the Redfield bloodline.
DID SHE JUST SAY "EUGH" TO ARTHUR AND JUST SKIPED??!!
As Arthur said- "You ugly bastard" while looking in the mirror
I swear theres some secret law that states all moms must love George Clooney
You won the Internet for me for today
"The cartoon with... Vagina?"
---> "Yeh, Dragon Ball Z"
Now, each time i will rewatch DBZ, seeing Vegeta, i will hear your mom calling him Vagina, and laugh...
Don't take it bad, but i love your mom tho :)
Trying to meet men’s criteria: “I mean she’s not overweight so like yeah, totally would…”
Trying to meet women’s criteria:
i never thought i would ever want a dad reveal
Ngl I don't think she's hard to get, it just her tastes sucks.
Prolly
ONe unlucky. Man unfortunately get her as wife 😂😂😂😂 poor guy
@@Rizaworlds On the bright side, at least he doesn't have to worry about her cheating on him.
@fluttzkrieg4392 suffer from succes
Back up, Leon Kennedy gets a no?! VERGIL gets a no?!!
I knew I didn’t understand women before, but now I gotta demand and explanation!!!
I was shocked that she didn’t say an immediate and Instant YES to Leon.💀
another banger from no-filter-mom
1:51 This moment had me cringing and internally screaming "Mom, please! No more!" Even though she's not even my mom 💀
"He's on drugs and some shit he shouldn't be into."
She actually described Leon very accurately.
(Alcoholism and DSO agent)
Is your "mom" 18 or something? How old is she?
How to make your mom a public enemy with one single step
Bro's mom low-key look like freiren😂
1:09
NOOOO NOT MY BOY VENOM SNAKE, HE IS A HANDSOME MASCULINE FELLA. Venom Snake being called "gross" will haunt me for the rest of my life...
Alright tastes are subjective but really? 2:06 Default male Shepard is the most mannequin looking character in gaming.
I see she's into "bruce willis" type. Fully shaved, clean, and masculine
I just love the fact she called Nathan Drake Nathan Fillion, just more proof that he should have played him in movies/shows
She says no to vergil
Me:where is your motivation 💔
Based on this information your mom loves human men less than 40 years old with some hair on their chin, no scars, and medium to short hair.
2:05 you can fight like a Krogan , run like a leopard
but you can never be better then Commander Shepard
... we'll bang ok ?
What the hell, I've always thought that Leon Kennedy is the peak alpha and every female should love him
Same here.
I love how opinionated she is lmao
"Don't worry Ma'am, I'm not ugly. It's quite the opposite." -Ghost, probably
Mom roasting our childhood heros it's a best content we deserve 🔥
ONE MORE WIN FOR DANTE!
1:10 NO, THAT IS NOT BIG BOSS
Saying no to Joel and Big Boss is absurd
You forgot Ezio Auditore, the ultimate gaming lady man
She'd hate the ponytail and call him feminine
3:52 alcoholic -1 mental
Your family is blessed with such good voices. Subbed just because I’m both relaxed and entertained by the roasts.
Saying No to Leon should be a crime.
You dare to disrespect John Marston and Arthur Morgan
I have a feeling your "mom" is just your female friend doing a bit. Some of the language and references are too... youthful.
We don't know his age nor how old she was when she had him.
I mean we don’t really know for sure
yeah this most definitely has to be a bit
She's definitely over 30 atleast cuz she only liked the giga masculine looking character
Im laughing at the no filter takes the first couple of times.... but why do I feel like shes giving me single mum vibes..... this would explain alot.
1:24 momma is right. he is one hell of bad guy
The US invaded Afghanistan so yea, he is a bad guy
She said no to Arthur Morgan?! Wow!
Richter got shut down. What a terrible night to have a curse!
Her taste in men confound me... but I understand. Leon got dolled up like crazy in the remake. Looks like he hadn't eaten in a while with some shots.
NOT HER BASHING MY MAN LEON!?! IM CRYING.
That Leon slander is heresy of the highest order
"He's either on drugs or he's into some shit he shouldn't be into"
Best way to describe RE4 Leon hands down
Dmc 4 Dante and Dmc 3 Vergil game model are my fav versions of them
She's the first person to ever say they don't like how Arthur Morgan looks. It's especially noticeable because she's a woman, and last I checked women really like Arthur because he's handsome and charming. To be fair, it doesn't sound like she's even familiar with Arthur, so that could easily explain why she feels that way. But wow, that's unexpected.
She called cloud vegeta from Dragon ball
Bro you dad must’ve had to jump universe sized hoops to get with your mum lmao
I love how your mum started roasting you for even suggesting Leon is cool
Bro you should have showed her the Og Leon too dawg! 😤
No one can resist commander Shephard
All of the extravagant ones get tossed aside, you can’t make this up.
Is she trolling a little?
"Ew; he looks old"
"He looks like George Clooney : )"
Shes delulu. Looking at the creator of this channel, if he looks similar to his dad she just have awful taste lol.
I gotta know what your dad looks like dude. The suspense is killing me.
Show her the buff version of the TF2 mercenary.
brooo young Bruce Willis 😭 if you think about it.. Wolfenstein is just Die Hard but diesel punk ww2
running for the hills eh? would that be... SILENT HILL??
Is the mom 16 or why is she complaining about 40ish year old looking dudes being old?
She said no to Arthur Morgan how is that possible
Saying no to Arthur was the last straw
This feels like rage bait. Saying no to Arthur Morgan is a major red flag
no Gordon Freeman😤
Ah, single moms
She saw leon straight up became sukuna and hated the man
Not a single, "He's alright, ok-looking, not bad, not really my type, etc." response. Most was a definite yes or no except for Kratos.
Some of her reads were INSANELY close to what the actual characters were
Your mom sounds super young.
"ugh no. He's old unless he has a lot of money maybe."
So does this mean she's a...GD ⛏️
All of them are.
Some are just better at hiding the shovel 😉
@Shade84 I see
Pardon my unfamiliarity, but what is a "GD?"
First thing that comes to my mind is Geometry Dash lol
@@Autumnwriterali Gold Digger
@@Autumnwriterali Gold digger AKA a 304
I think she will like the characters from Kengan Ashura and Golden Kamuy.
Imagine passing John or Arthur 😂
MAN that's one hell of a confidence boost.
"He looks like an alcoholic" amnesia lvl lol
Pass on Arthur Morgan, Leon and Harry is Crazy..