Tumblr Wiccans: "We are the descendants of the witches you couldn't burn!" Me with a time machine: "There are a coven of witches hiding out in that shack, my forefather!" Witch Hunter: "Thank you descendant, go and gather the fire wood!"
Lord please pray for the souls of this here witch, and guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord so that she may learn a ho's place. - A knight dubbed thee sir slick back , 1524
Man, this is something. As I said before, anyone can make a song based on Don't Test Me B!tch. Sir Bartholomew Jackson does it again! More bard like songs.
"After we win 109 times, we'll party like it's 1499." English Gematria value of 1608 (1499 + 109) calculates to the phrase: Build Upgraded Gematria Robot. LOL.
I'll listen to this while i'm drinking my first ever home-made unhopper Gruit Ale (hops is estrogenic poison), which I learned how to make by reading: Sacred and Herbal Healing Beers, by Stephen Harrod Buhner. Good day.
@@abdiaszuniga5460 the final solution was made because expulsion didnt work 109 times in europe before, hence AH made the "final solution" hope that helps. Revisionist history. learn the term youll realize most of what youve been told was a lie
I assume this is an extension or parody of "thou shall not test me witch". Just saying, I wouldn't mind if you ended up with an album of these types of covers. The Halloween theme is great; can't wait for more.
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Cheers!
This and the "thou shall not test me bitch" are the best ones!
My favorites aswell 🎉❤
Facts. Certified bangers
And thou drivest like sh*t as well
Based! 💯
This doesn't hold a candle/torch to Thou shalt not....
Try me witch, I dare thee
Double dare thee witch!
Pls do more of this bard style😂😂😂😂
I LOVE IT😂😂😂❤
I second this request LOL dear God it just slaps on a completely new level LOL🔥🔥🔥
I totaly love it❤
Agreed 👍.
Hope the_miracle_aligner will make a cover of thou shalt not test me b*tch soon
WE'RE DESTROYING HERESY WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔊🔊🔊🔊 💯💯💯💯💯 ♀️ 🔥🔥
I'm Dead!!!!🤣🤣😅😁😄😁😆😅😂☠️☠️☠️☠️
"If you weigh the same as a duck ..."
Glorious ...
It's science.
@@jareddemarzo8196a duck floats. Wood floats too
@@albertomartin2446also bread..
@@albertomartin2446 Wood also burns. Which is what we do with witches.
@@jareddemarzo8196 Thank you plague doctor man.
"I'm horny!"
I can't think of a more relatable song than this one.
😂😂😂❤
Still got that itch?
well that's what being celibate does with you, which is what many crusader knights were, especially the templars
"After we win one hundred and nine times
We'll party like its fourteen ninety nine "
Shit man, after this I feel like going for 110.
Nay brother, best to not push thine luck. Lest though incur the wrath of darker forces before thou art ready to face them.
109 times you say? Hmm something else comes to mind
Tumblr Wiccans: "We are the descendants of the witches you couldn't burn!"
Me with a time machine: "There are a coven of witches hiding out in that shack, my forefather!"
Witch Hunter: "Thank you descendant, go and gather the fire wood!"
The world owes you a debt my Lord!!🛐
I don't ever comment but god this bardcore is fantastic
Amazing.
-JLP
GET THEE TO A NUNNERY HARLOT.
TASTE THE BACK OF MY GAUNTLET WENCH.
🗿
TOO UNDERRATED!!💥🦾💥
The journey of the legendary Sir Slickback with his squire BacHann will never end
No, you’ve gotta say the whole thing: a Knight named Slickback.
@@igormartirosov2296 Nay, thou art still wrong! T'was pronounced "A KNIGHT DUBBBED SIR SLICKBACK!!!" praise be his righteous back hand.
Lord please pray for the souls of this here witch, and guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord so that she may learn a ho's place. - A knight dubbed thee sir slick back , 1524
Crusade the witch🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Man i love this style of song
We getting outta Salem with this one bois!
😂😂😂
Ye heathens hath been awful quiet since this beat dropped.
This is unironically perfect for my conedy oriented offbrand-DnD game. In fact I was looking for music that the planned rival to our bard could sing.
These medieval songs are the absolute best!
Thou shall not, test me witch!
IM HORNY!!
Damn relatable af
Love the nod to Monty Python.
WE'RE GOING TO FIND CAMELOT WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣 🔊🔊🔊
nah it's just a model.
Thou shall not suffer a witch to live.
You make the best music. No joke it’s so much better then what’s on the radio.
Playing this in the 1600s during my horse rides in Salem....good ol times
1:26 i have.... so many questions
Probably a reference to the duck weighing logic used in determining a witch in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
They're preparing to close the swimming hole.
"Smacking bitches with zero fucks given"
That has to be the hardest line put in song form
@@TheguyfromJurassicpark3
Cheers!
Witches be crazy.
The king.... send US on a mission...
THE BLACK KNIGHT HAS COME TO SAVE US!
The only pimp whose lawyer doubles as a luthier.
10 month version needed, I want to listen on the way to the holy land.
Finally a new episode
His majesty was not prepared for such righteousness
Man, this is something. As I said before, anyone can make a song based on Don't Test Me B!tch. Sir Bartholomew Jackson does it again! More bard like songs.
Crusade the witch!
Never thought medieval music would hit so hard. The music, the melody... Everything...just perfect 👍🏻
This kind of content brings meaning to my life
Very nice
I can imagine approaching a nice open mic on a Sunday evening and pulling out this hard bard!!
"After we win 109 times, we'll party like it's 1499." English Gematria value of 1608 (1499 + 109) calculates to the phrase: Build Upgraded Gematria Robot. LOL.
I still listen to "dont test me b$tch" all the time.
Love this song. Sir Hard Archive 🏰
We will reach a million.
@@buckaroobonzai2909
No hurry, this crusade ain’t stopping anytime soon.
👊
The zoom punch at 0:03
them bundles of sticks are mad at this
"I'll crusade my foot up your sorry ass!" im gonna write that down. Hilarious
The Perfect songs for Playing KCD 2 ♥️👌🏻
I agree
0:10 gotta like for this part right here!
He deserves to be granted the title of Baron for that one ! A NOBLE THY SHALL BE !
Gonna give the Mrs. the ole’ javelin’ tonight and see if she’s a witch… FOR THE KING!
I'll listen to this while i'm drinking my first ever home-made unhopper Gruit Ale (hops is estrogenic poison), which I learned how to make by reading: Sacred and Herbal Healing Beers, by Stephen Harrod Buhner. Good day.
109 ;) i see what you did there
I did nazi that coming.
@@solusaldrainTHEY CANT CENSOR THE NUMBERS HAHAHAHAHAH
I don't get it.😅
@@abdiaszuniga5460 the final solution was made because expulsion didnt work 109 times in europe before, hence AH made the "final solution" hope that helps. Revisionist history. learn the term youll realize most of what youve been told was a lie
@@abdiaszuniga5460 i tried to explain but youtube removed the comment, i am NOT joking, this is not a meme. do research
Perfect song for the 4B movement
Me when I play as a Witch Hunter in Vermintide 2.
BY THE HAMMER AND THE EMPIRE, I ABJURE THEE!
@@solusaldrain Sigmar bless this ravaged body!
More fire! 🔥🔥
I Dare thee, double dare thee.
I'm in this for the long haul! Everyone will hear this!
Bro is doing the Lord's work and thought we wouldn't notice, fear not brother, thy hardwork is recognized and appreciated greatly, big love 👑
IM HORNY I can't anymore 😂my lungs hurts please your killing us man
This is absolute gold.
The bit before we all have a brew in the tavern sounds amazing.
These women think you get off easy, but you know, you have to be willing to pivot in 2024.
Gotta like these Halloween-themed ones. 🧙🤛
0:54🫵
This song should be played in stores during October
Fantastic!
Love these bard rock😂😂😂
I assume this is an extension or parody of "thou shall not test me witch". Just saying, I wouldn't mind if you ended up with an album of these types of covers. The Halloween theme is great; can't wait for more.
Wohoooo thank you. This is so good. Second 1520 like music so far. This and Thou shall not test me are the best so far
More Gold!!!
Based +1
perfect somg for my Dnd bard thank you
Keep it up, this is great
Bard style goes so hard i love it
this really does go hard
Nice
Cheers!
AI is getting so good its insane. Dig this!
❤😂😂😂😂😂 I love it
I have no idea how you find all these old songs. Good job.
Verily, this song doth harken me back to yon olden days.
1525 was 🔥 This a banger
I CANT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS
My new genre
Haha Love your work. you have inspired me. Subbed
I need this in my story..one day
This is actually really funny and good! Love the good vibe and flow. Voice works like a charm!
Seriously my new fav song
The next elder scrolls ost
Awesome work! And remember crusade the witch
I love this song
Omg !! This is getting so much play on my radio !
The king sent me to just find one good one, I found none.
Goddammit these are f#@*ing gold
Thou makest a fine ass rhythm indeed 👏
A toast to anna göldi!!
Oh course I love this!!! That’s it. This how I’m talking moving forward 😂😂😂
"Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?"
Hark, thou hast droppteth quite the banger.
WE'RE ESCAPING THE SALEM COURTHOUSE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
So funny, keep going 😂
Dang... My ancestral grandmother was hung in salem. her name was Susannah Martin.
1:03 "(Let's go!) Crusade the Witch! (Crusade this Bitch!)" That part hits like a warhammer!
At least 40,000 warhammers...
THIS IS SUCH A BANGER