Shit Apple Fanatics Say, Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 3 сен 2012
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  • @TheUltimuteGamer
    @TheUltimuteGamer 8 лет назад +636

    What would a apple city be like? 99% of the people would be homeless.

    • @sandhyasaini3548
      @sandhyasaini3548 8 лет назад +78

      and rest would be mentally retarded thanks to hypoxia caused by the so called homes not having Windows

    • @Legorreta.M.D
      @Legorreta.M.D 8 лет назад +3

      Hahahahahahahahaha

    • @swaggamaniak
      @swaggamaniak 7 лет назад +15

      Kinda like America

    • @TheUltimuteGamer
      @TheUltimuteGamer 7 лет назад +38

      Well if apple made the homes in the city's it would be like "we removed the door because it is a outdated technology used since the caveman times"

    • @MasonMasedaZombieMoshPit1643
      @MasonMasedaZombieMoshPit1643 7 лет назад +5

      they would remove all windows and have 1 door. and when you asked why no window to look out of. they will reply. "courage" if you wanna look outside just open that 1 door

  • @theswissnavy2801
    @theswissnavy2801 8 лет назад +310

    apple customer support
    $2 component broken, $750 charge

  • @Sneckit
    @Sneckit 8 лет назад +206

    Another appropriate one: "Nobody needs a dedicated GPU!"

    • @edg6779
      @edg6779 8 лет назад +11

      no we all want those amazing integrated graphics

    • @anires1195
      @anires1195 8 лет назад +12

      Here at Apple you can buy a dedicated GPU for only $500 while it costs us $100.

    • @edg6779
      @edg6779 8 лет назад +3

      dont you mean it cost them $50

    • @kylebovet
      @kylebovet 8 лет назад +10

      +SerinaOne here at apple you can buy 4 gigs of ram for only $100! see? totally not overpriced. and if you come now you can get a GTX 750ti for the low price of $1500

    • @aeropavore
      @aeropavore 7 лет назад

      Let alone an Nvidia one!

  • @youpooper18
    @youpooper18 10 лет назад +718

    Apple, helping idiots who are technologically impaired look "smart".

    • @BrandonBliss17
      @BrandonBliss17 10 лет назад +11

      lol

    • @bruce123rae8
      @bruce123rae8 10 лет назад +16

      exactly!

    • @Abduldoctor
      @Abduldoctor 10 лет назад +14

      Well said

    • @ninoninako3008
      @ninoninako3008 10 лет назад +9

      Ahahahahaha +1 apple sucks with their fans

    • @ninoninako3008
      @ninoninako3008 10 лет назад +10

      APPLE SUCKS ( they found) stupids people. And i can say that 80% of people in the world are very stupids and stupids, 10 above average and 10 very smart and up. I am saying that is a science result of many years of search around the world.

  • @HITCHICARUS
    @HITCHICARUS 8 лет назад +192

    Here's another one:
    "The Apple Pencil totally does more than a normal stylus."

    • @Marvaloza95
      @Marvaloza95 8 лет назад +7

      Samsung Note 4 and 5 stylus pencil do more than Apple's pencil.

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 8 лет назад +7

      +SurgeOneGaming Wasn't Steve jobs 100 million thousand percent against stylus type devices?

    • @Marvaloza95
      @Marvaloza95 8 лет назад +3

      DAGATHire You got it! Idk why... You should know, everything apple company doesnt like to their phone will they use in the future. Let say, bigger screen. Now stylus. Now you know how apple is actually left behind with their update while most droid phone, Samsung, HTC, LG, Sony Xperia, Motorolla, they are using the technology far before apple applied it to their so-called new iPhone. Tell me if i am wrong.

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 8 лет назад

      Marvin Anwar Don't know mate... I'm an Xperia Z user, never had an iPhone. i just remember hearing it somewhere that Jobs hated Stylus devices... So i was surprised to see this pen thing... and when i searched it on google i found that it doesn't even work very well. I mean, say what you want about Jobs, bad person etc etc.. But my Sony is an evolution of his original iphone. We have a fair amount to thank them for.. but they seem to have run away from their ideals.. and as many have said... zero innovation since jobs died.

    • @mrtoolegittoquit2
      @mrtoolegittoquit2 8 лет назад +1

      +DAGATHire Sony's weren't an adaptation of the iphone, ya BUM. Do some research. Sony is an evolution of the IBM simon, then blackberry. So you should be thanking IBM and microsoft, ya nitwit!

  • @PsCdita
    @PsCdita 8 лет назад +274

    "no one needs to add more ram" -apple

    • @looncraz
      @looncraz 8 лет назад +2

      +KiwiDelta For now.

    • @romdex
      @romdex 8 лет назад

      +KiwiDelta Have fun with your bottleneck...

    • @romdex
      @romdex 8 лет назад

      ***** The 8gb of unbranded ram...

    • @AndrewPardo
      @AndrewPardo 8 лет назад +1

      +KiwiDelta vram = / = ram
      do you even know how to computer

    • @looncraz
      @looncraz 8 лет назад +3

      *****
      System RAM has minimal impact on performance provided there is enough and the specific application isn't memory-bound (which is rather rare these days).
      With the exception of APU graphics performance, you will see little to no difference from running DDR3-1600 and DDR3-2133.
      There are several videos comparing DDR3 to DDR4 or dual channel vs quad channel and the conclusion is almost always the same: little to no benefit for most scenarios.

  • @vladislavdracula1763
    @vladislavdracula1763 7 лет назад +145

    When I first heard about the iPhone 7, I thought "Steve Jobs is spinning like a drill in his grave right now."

    • @blackstarfreeman34
      @blackstarfreeman34 7 лет назад +2

      That drill video to add a headphone jack is priceless

    • @diarrheaspew2564
      @diarrheaspew2564 7 лет назад +1

      +The System Files lol, I will never forget that image...I wonder if he's reached the core yet

    • @chevyfan7930
      @chevyfan7930 4 года назад

      SSSSPEEEEEEEEEN

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 9 лет назад +175

    Watching this on Windows 10

    • @michael99uk
      @michael99uk 9 лет назад +4

      Medalion Mee too lol with Tubecast Pro

    • @ryanlevin1912
      @ryanlevin1912 9 лет назад +1

      +Medalion Same. On my pc

    • @user-yx3fc5mk6x
      @user-yx3fc5mk6x 8 лет назад +2

      +Medalion microsoft watching with u, dear user)

    • @satori-in-life
      @satori-in-life 8 лет назад

      +Medalion Same.

    • @RusBufton
      @RusBufton 8 лет назад

      +Віталій Помазанка wrong.

  • @spinemelter2000
    @spinemelter2000 9 лет назад +310

    I'm a graphic designer, and people (usually with no knowledge of any Adobe software) say it's better for graphic designing, and it's not. I've been hearing that since I started college. I graduated in 2004, and people still say it to me when they find out I'm a graphic designer. The only people who prefer Apple for graphic designing are fanboys like the ones in this video. The only time I've used Apple computers for a prolonged amount of time has been at school. I question whether Apple would still be in business if the Department of Education stopped wasting so much money by putting their computers in schools.

    • @spinemelter2000
      @spinemelter2000 9 лет назад +27

      That's what I was thinking. PCs are just as good, and they're not nearly as expensive. Tuition is too high, so that's something that should be cut from their budget.

    • @IshayuG
      @IshayuG 9 лет назад +2

      +spinemelter2000 It really depends on what kind of graphic design you're doing. Apple computers aren't all that powerful and so will generally complete workloads slower than competing products. However, and this is crucial, Apple does a bang-up job with colour calibration, and they always have. This is very important to graphics designers.
      You can get displays that are just as good as Apple's out there, but generally they are very expensive. So expensive, in fact, that the price difference starts to disappear.

    • @IshayuG
      @IshayuG 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Oh but it does. Apple makes very high quality displays and they put them in all their products, and they manually calibrate them. It's true that there are other high quality displays out there, but they are expensive.
      Now you might have noticed that I said the price difference "almost disappears". You're right that you can get high quality displays and that it will generally be a little cheaper, but you require a lot of knowledge about colour spaces to figure out what is a good buy.
      With Apple, you just buy a Mac and know immediately with 100% confidence that your colours are going to be accurate. That's worth a lot to professional graphics designers who would otherwise have to spend a lot of time testing individual displays.

    • @dvdw_graphics_crafts
      @dvdw_graphics_crafts 9 лет назад +12

      +spinemelter2000 i'm a graphic designer, too. graduated in 2008. did all my creative works on a thinkpad t43 from 2005.

    • @sinistar99
      @sinistar99 9 лет назад +14

      +spinemelter2000 I feel your pain. I keep asking what the hell can you design on your mac that I can't design on my pc for half as much? The answer... crickets.

  • @ballzack57
    @ballzack57 8 лет назад +43

    The number 1 thing Apple fanboys say:
    You just couldn't afford [insert Apple product here].

    • @rexanity_template
      @rexanity_template 6 лет назад +4

      the most douchiest thing ever

    • @devpitcher5096
      @devpitcher5096 5 лет назад

      @@rexanity_template Just like you?

    • @rexanity_template
      @rexanity_template 5 лет назад +2

      @@devpitcher5096 what no

    • @GurksTheGamer
      @GurksTheGamer 5 лет назад +4

      Most of them buy their phones on credit so.....

    • @GurksTheGamer
      @GurksTheGamer 4 года назад +3

      @Daood Zafar and they have the audacity to call Android users broke

  • @AmicusAdastra
    @AmicusAdastra 4 года назад +14

    Top three diseases scientists can't treat-
    1: Aids
    2:Cancer
    3:Apple Fanboyism.

  • @ghosttimer
    @ghosttimer 7 лет назад +65

    No body needs apple.

    • @Jay-kc2pm
      @Jay-kc2pm 7 лет назад +15

      Everyone needs an apple, but not an Apple.

    • @larkalfen9510
      @larkalfen9510 5 лет назад +4

      Do you mean fruit or that scamcorp

    • @manojhardaha5486
      @manojhardaha5486 5 лет назад +1

      I think it's the scamcorp

    • @jamespomperada6407
      @jamespomperada6407 5 лет назад

      I just bought the Crapple iScrewdUp XS Max-ed Price
      It had great features

    • @immabeabitinactiveonthisac6700
      @immabeabitinactiveonthisac6700 2 года назад

      @UC--TQ6xkhJ4BZ2fBKJSE0eg Idiot, you just can’t afford the apple iPhone 18 pro max triple + ultra 5G 6G fold (this is sarcasm btw)

  • @JeSsSe66
    @JeSsSe66 10 лет назад +112

    What's really funny is 95% of you apple fanboys don't even know who Steve Wozniak is.
    Shame...

    • @danielrand8849
      @danielrand8849 10 лет назад +2

      True but the competitors due

    • @Sal1002
      @Sal1002 10 лет назад

      Go ahead and ask any android user who andy Rubin is..

    • @danielrand8849
      @danielrand8849 10 лет назад +4

      What about the former CEO of Android the fact that he holds 17 patents or since 2013 he's running Google 's robotics division.

    • @HajimeNoJMo
      @HajimeNoJMo 9 лет назад +3

      apple fanboys and fangirls probably didnt become them until 2007 or so.

    • @unthinkabilities
      @unthinkabilities 9 лет назад +1

      i know who he is M8
      okay im not an apple fanboy tho but i have a macbook

  • @kingwindie
    @kingwindie 8 лет назад +522

    Nobody needs a headphone jack

    • @DoctorDCCraft
      @DoctorDCCraft 7 лет назад +1

      Not all people are rich so Bluetooth X

    • @cheongziyong8871
      @cheongziyong8871 7 лет назад +8

      It's just a $160 pair of AirPods

    • @yugman5473
      @yugman5473 7 лет назад +2

      "JUST" 160 dollars lol

    • @goldenhourkodak
      @goldenhourkodak 7 лет назад

      The phone comes with earphones and an adapter. Stop being sheep and pay attention.

    • @DoctorDCCraft
      @DoctorDCCraft 7 лет назад +1

      Connor Fin its shit dude

  • @Competitive_Antagonist
    @Competitive_Antagonist 7 лет назад +424

    No one needs a headphone jack.

    • @mymistake6130
      @mymistake6130 7 лет назад +27

      Except everyone that uses headphones. Which is.....most people.

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid 7 лет назад +1

      My lightning headphones work fine.

    • @olafclausing7843
      @olafclausing7843 7 лет назад +5

      for my rode microphones... it's a must have...

    • @tael64
      @tael64 7 лет назад +12

      As an audiophile, I disagree.

    • @blehmeh9889
      @blehmeh9889 7 лет назад +10

      2016:
      "No one needs a headphone jack . . . "
      2021:
      "No one needs wired chargers . . . "
      2026:
      "No one needs any cables what-so-ever (except gamers with their fiber optic USB-C 2 mice and high quality mics and 0-lag mics and surround sound high rig headphones for CS:GO 2)"
      2031: "No one needs a keyboard on their Mac (except for people like myself, and gamers)"
      2036:
      "No one needs a non-connected brain, we must connect them all to the internet"
      2041:
      "No one needs legs, just get Apple Wheels, or Apple Pro Wheels"
      2046:
      "Hell, no one needs brains, period. All your minds are now in the iCloud exclusively."
      2051:
      "All your brains are in the cloud, we don't need Computers or phones anymore. Those are just old fashioned (By now, every gamer has some VR thing; it's fine)"
      2056:
      "No one needs to eat, drink, or even breath thanks to Apple Life Care"
      2061:
      "Way to go, Apple VR land! No one needs a physical body anymore, as it's all handled by VR Cloud."
      2066:
      "No one needs the earth to host their Cloud servers on, we can do it all in space"
      2071, May 15th:
      "No one needs the sun."
      2071, May 16th:
      "GOD DAMNIT! WE SAID WE WERE SORRY! WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT THERE WAS STILL SO MUCH STUFF RELIANT ON THE SUN!
      We're still obsoleting it next year, though."

  • @dimasavin1683
    @dimasavin1683 8 лет назад +32

    no one needs personalisation......
    i hate apple so much

  • @notsoold6276
    @notsoold6276 8 лет назад +29

    "Apple is worth more than Microsoft"
    Because Apple piuts the stuff together at a 80% markup where I pay market value for my parts, control everything, and also more games for Windows

    • @notsoold6276
      @notsoold6276 8 лет назад

      ^

    • @Firestar-rm8df
      @Firestar-rm8df 7 лет назад

      +Supplements4TheWin Yeah, because they have been brainwashed.

    • @Firestar-rm8df
      @Firestar-rm8df 7 лет назад

      Supplements4TheWin you are probably thinking in the tv stereo tune sense. No. that's not what I meant, not possible, and yes, pure fiction. They are using suggestions and misdirection to influence your way of thinking. Technically that falls under brainwashing. It's a light form of the technique targeted at the isheeple of the world. I'm not saying they are doing anything extreme like the reeducation method.

    • @Firestar-rm8df
      @Firestar-rm8df 7 лет назад +1

      Supplements4TheWin first, it sucks that your town got hit by hurricane Mathew. That doesn't change my view on Apple thought. You appear to be really into cloud services. Google has that. Drop box has that. Mega upload has that. Apple's cloud services are not the end all be all for cloud services. And you are completely right that with Apple you are kind of trapped in that ecosystem and I wish more people understood why that's sucks for a competitive market as it greatly raises the barrier to entry. Fortunately there are alternatives for nearly every service at this point. I am unfortunately stuck with an Apple phone for now because of iMessage and my technology inept family doesn't want to pay for texts. I'll agree it's probably the one thing that's really difficult to find an alternative for, but if you just want to mirror your texts to all your devices, I'm sure you can do that.
      As far as cases, so what? You have the option to buy a more popular phone and hope it gets a case fast, buy a larger and stronger phone, or make your own case(as long as you don't need waterproofing which cases generally only help so much with, it's not hard) I'll bash Apple as much as I want because they are greedy scumbags out to get money and they constantly screw over their users. Like this new headphone jack stuff. Like claiming Apple devices are better than windows for music, photos, and video, when many PCs are more powerful. Like making a simple battery replacement a major annoyance that voids your warranty unless they do it. Like not allowing third party repair shops to have required documentation to fix their devices. I could go on, and on about Apple and there scummy practices, but I'll just be ranting. Apple blatantly lies, spreads misinformation, and uses aggressive advertising to fool isheeple into believing they have a better product.
      Finally who care how much Apple makes compared to oil companies, what does that have to do with anything? Are you saying mega corporations are bad and Apple is in that same group? I honestly don't understand your point on that one as I believe you are defending Apple.

    • @jprobe
      @jprobe 4 года назад +1

      Not anymore

  • @danh288
    @danh288 10 лет назад +46

    Macs can actually get viruses, it's just not convenient for hackers to make viruses for macs because there are so many PCs out there when in comparison to Macs...I know this is a jocular video, but some of you may not know this.

    • @GGA007Gaming
      @GGA007Gaming 10 лет назад +1

      Exactly And evey apple fan I ever talked does not get that apple is easy as hell to hack and fuck up and put viruses into but it's not worth it for the people who do those things because they wouldnt make any money.

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      • "all the apple fan boys saying macs cant get viruses is crap."
      - Care to explain, because the next sentence of yours does not?
      • "Heard the news about Icloud being hacked"
      - And you probably only read the headline.
      As far as has been gathered, iCloud accounts were not hacked due to a security bug or hole, but due to weak passwords of users, that have been "guessed" via various methods.
      I guess no AV can help you with that, and as evident by your comment, knowledge about the differences of malware and hacking is not very widespread, since it went around you.
      But then again, you do not need to know everything, but you should know, what you do not know and act accordingly.

    • @releasedrehab
      @releasedrehab 9 лет назад +1

      My mac got a damn virus I love the computer but it cv an still get viruses and you know when you get it too. Your shit will freeze and never close programs

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад

      releasedrehab
      But you probably do not remember the name of the alleged virus, since you probably did not research how to get rid of it?
      And what you describe is not the MO of a virus.
      But hey, what can we do, when something we do not understand has no name we know but we heard the term virus that often on TV for things a virus is not responsible, how should we know better?

    • @releasedrehab
      @releasedrehab 9 лет назад +2

      I work for geek squad smart ass I downloaded a torrent and a piece of the file locked computer and I kept getting these same pop ups chill out bro and go make me a sandwhich

  • @joshwestbrook5715
    @joshwestbrook5715 9 лет назад +149

    I loooooove overrated and overpriced products.

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад +3

      +Josh Westbrook
      Then provide a cheaper example, be as vague as you can though, as everyone else is always soooooo specific when asked about that.

    • @Louisi9
      @Louisi9 8 лет назад +6

      +Confused Fella Nexus 5x or Nexus 6p. The most expensive Nexus 6p with 128gb of storage costs less than the minimum spec iPhone 6s. I'd please request you not prove that your not an apple fanboy considering every comment you've made is either misinformed or just plain blindly defending apple.

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 8 лет назад +1

      Louis Hartley
      What are you asking then? That I prove to be something for you in order to confirm your prejudice?

    • @Aikorns
      @Aikorns 8 лет назад +4

      +Confused Fella ANY Android phone that isn't a Samsung 💁

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 8 лет назад +1

      Jordan Aikorns
      And any of those non-Samsung Android device will be on par in every aspect and yet cheaper? I guess you can show one or three examples then.

  • @GiggaGMikeE
    @GiggaGMikeE 9 лет назад +23

    Sounds like one of my professors at my tech school. He was such an Apple fanboy and actually had the audacity to argue with Network Engineers and Computer Science majors(he's Sound Engineering) about the technical aspects of Apple products being inherently better than all competition. His argument seemed to always boil down to "Ain't nobody got time to think about things! Go Apple!"

  • @PaulRoneClarke
    @PaulRoneClarke 8 лет назад +41

    Apple - Creating products that answer the questions...... that no-body is asking.

  • @Lawlsworth1337
    @Lawlsworth1337 9 лет назад +11

    > Apple makes a car
    > It doesn't have Windows

  • @1980sGamer
    @1980sGamer 7 лет назад +14

    Two more very true ones: "Nobody needs to open their computer." And "nobody needs to fix their device."

    • @ziokalco
      @ziokalco 7 лет назад +5

      No, it's just true for noobs

  • @CosmicConsole
    @CosmicConsole 8 лет назад +16

    I would add a major one: "Nobody needs expandable storage!"

    • @mrtoolegittoquit2
      @mrtoolegittoquit2 8 лет назад

      +Cosmic Console Fail. Leave the shit said, to the shitters who say!

    • @CosmicConsole
      @CosmicConsole 8 лет назад +1

      mrtoolegittoquit2 What are you even saying?

    • @CosmicConsole
      @CosmicConsole 8 лет назад

      mrtoolegittoquit2 Oh.

    • @mrtoolegittoquit2
      @mrtoolegittoquit2 8 лет назад

      Cosmic Console Don't OH me, jack waggon!

  • @mundotaku_org
    @mundotaku_org 8 лет назад +7

    "best costumer service ever"
    Let know which apple store he is speaking of, here in Miami they suck in both stores.

  • @adonizi
    @adonizi 8 лет назад +45

    Its pathetic when people tie their identity to a brand. My fried says hes an "apple guy".

    • @MacGuy3135
      @MacGuy3135 8 лет назад

      Blast...

    • @user-bo5vr1ib6i
      @user-bo5vr1ib6i 8 лет назад +6

      Alot of people call themselves an "Android Guy" too.

    • @giacomo7542
      @giacomo7542 7 лет назад +13

      android isn't a brand

    • @derekhughes9381
      @derekhughes9381 7 лет назад +1

      Your right it's a 💩 operating system in my opinion.

    • @ziokalco
      @ziokalco 7 лет назад +3

      +Derek Hughes it's open, if that is a lot of freedom for you, then it's shitty

  • @Akillesursinne
    @Akillesursinne 9 лет назад +99

    I feel like sharing my story here since it seems some Apple-people are actually here getting worked up. I'm a student and part time soldier. I like to work out on the gym, have a beer with my friends every once in a while, fuck, play warhammer, and everything else people like. Also I really like being able to play games like CS:GO, the total war series, NS2, Fallout 2 and such without having to rely on the stupidity of a console. Sure, sometimes I wanna do photo editing, but I have had no issues with editing photos on a PC. And indeed I also enjoy being able to update my computer with new hardware, with a fesiable price tag, and supporting small retailers in doing so. All the new PC games, movies, hardware, software, and yeah pretty much anything I wanna do, on my computer, with tons of USB-ports, blueray-drive, etc etc.
    That is why I use a PC. Because it's simply better. Arguing that apple does better computers is kind of like saying that consoles are better for gaming. Sure, Apple might be better at some particular thing, like a console is good for adventure games, but on the whole it's paying a lot for little, less capability to change your experience and the usage of your machine and just plain worse.
    Thank you.

    • @Akillesursinne
      @Akillesursinne 9 лет назад +20

      *****
      Swiggity swooty - I'm comming for that booty.

    • @HatchetHaro
      @HatchetHaro 9 лет назад +12

      ***** Bruh, he just complimented your booty. Learn to love your own booty.

    • @Akillesursinne
      @Akillesursinne 9 лет назад +10

      Whatever!
      You don't like humour much, do you? =D

    • @HatchetHaro
      @HatchetHaro 9 лет назад +8

      Akillesursinne I'd say his booty is pretty fine.
      We should totally grab it.

    • @Akillesursinne
      @Akillesursinne 9 лет назад +5

      *****
      You're right, he's just trying to keep it from us that teaser!

  • @mantistoboggan5171
    @mantistoboggan5171 10 лет назад +10

    the actor and writers really captured the pontificating, pretentious snobbery of apple users.
    well done.

  • @darrenalexander5993
    @darrenalexander5993 5 лет назад +7

    Him: "I love apple."
    Us: So you love shitty, useless, expensive and low-quality products?

  • @TheMrExemplar
    @TheMrExemplar 3 года назад +6

    He forgot to say "Apple was first to invent smartphones"
    Add: but in fact they weren't, it was just another lie from the company

    • @user-cr6qv1bn2u
      @user-cr6qv1bn2u 5 месяцев назад

      You are confusing a PDA for a smartphone. Apple created the smartphone we have today. It's like saying Edison invented the light bulb..

  • @rafaellukasse3885
    @rafaellukasse3885 4 года назад +3

    'i wish apple made eevrything in the world.' then, my friend, everyone would miss a kidney and live in a box.

  • @LiveForPanda
    @LiveForPanda 9 лет назад +16

    On the date Apple officially declares bankruptcy, I'm going to pee and poo on a fucking iPhone to celebrate it.

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад

      +LiveForPanda
      Well, you will do that long before that happens, as your body does that after you die anyway.

    • @LiveForPanda
      @LiveForPanda 9 лет назад

      +Respected Fella Apples fans are already dead; they are zombies

    • @DJbassrevolution
      @DJbassrevolution 8 лет назад +1

      +LiveForPanda The sad think is Apple will probably never die out people are too brainwashed and will always follow their heard of other brainwashed morons. (This statement doesn't just pertain to apple it's also about the political system, the money system, news, movies and essentially all aspects of life)

    • @paulwilliams2024
      @paulwilliams2024 8 лет назад

      Won't happen ! They're the biggest company in the world !

    • @theitechlab
      @theitechlab 8 лет назад

      +The peace maker While brainwashed individuals are part of the group that will continue to buy Apple products, a lot of us aren't that way. I use both iOS and Android daily and which do I prefer? iOS and the Apple ecosystem, because the tight-knit integration is something I value heavily. I'm a Computer Science major yet I use all Apple products in my lineup of daily devices. It's not because I'm dumb or uneducated, but rather I find that Apple makes the best products (for my needs at least) and I prefer to use them over the competition. There are a lot of others out there just like me. Not all of us are sheep. :D

  • @rotoast8113
    @rotoast8113 8 лет назад +6

    "Adapters are so handy and user-friendly."

  • @DvdXploitr
    @DvdXploitr 9 лет назад +8

    At one time, I could have been considered an "iSheep"....I had an iPhone, iPad and MacBook....I hated Android and every other phone on the market. But one day, I got tired of the iPhone and just decided I wanted something different so I got my first Android. I loved it....everything about it. I sold my iPad b/c I didn't really need a tablet since I had a laptop. With that said, I still do prefer OS X, but I also have Windows computers. I have Android still as well as Blackberry. I don't really consider myself "loyal" to any brand because I don't believe any company can "rule them all". I like choices....I like having different options on what to use.

  • @MarvelousLXVII
    @MarvelousLXVII 10 лет назад +5

    I wish Apple made ObamaCare.

  • @PaulMarriott
    @PaulMarriott 5 месяцев назад +1

    Nobody needs RUclips or Netflix on their VR headset! No wait, it’s not a VR headset, it’s spatial computing.

  • @FrankConquestJr
    @FrankConquestJr 8 лет назад +8

    + they're big Starbucks consumers. Double mocha latte anyone? just get me a damn coffee! (Android user).

  • @GoldenGrenadier
    @GoldenGrenadier 7 лет назад +15

    I'm glad this miserable species is going extinct.

    • @timomadison5111
      @timomadison5111 7 лет назад

      Cuzeg Spiked apple doesn't suck

    • @timomadison5111
      @timomadison5111 7 лет назад

      ***** who says I'm a apple fan? I said they don't suck.
      U know why? They provide compitition could u imagine if they just up and left the smartphone industry would mainly completely fall to Samsung they would be able to afford more adds and they would stop inavating and phones would get more and more stall.
      But guess what? No one would care they would just think they can't Inavat there are just no more "new ideas" u can see examples of this in the glass industry for phones (gorilla glass) they just don't care anymore no one else is in that industry that's even close to them they mad a crack resistant glass up to 6 feet but it scratches easier then if it was the older version. Do u think they would let that happen if they had compitition?
      My point is I don't like apples phones but they play a serious role in the smartphone community and hope they don't die anytime soon

    • @timomadison5111
      @timomadison5111 7 лет назад

      ***** other company's were all ready working on the technology but apple beat them to it

  • @rzeczpospolita5948
    @rzeczpospolita5948 8 лет назад +1

    Me: I Phones/I Pads don't have back-button. Apple Fanatic: No one needs back-button.

  • @SaraPinegar
    @SaraPinegar 11 лет назад

    I showed this to my buddy who works at the Apple store...everytime I see him there I just walk buy him and say "gestures" and he chuckles.

  • @EonityLuna
    @EonityLuna 10 лет назад +9

    My Apple fanboyism detector levels are off the charts.

    • @OceanGamer90X
      @OceanGamer90X 10 лет назад +3

      its true theyre annoying

    • @thenooboverthere3882
      @thenooboverthere3882 10 лет назад

      It's Over 9000!!!!!!!!!

    • @jonathanoxlade4252
      @jonathanoxlade4252 Год назад

      You apple sheep are stupid
      All style and swagger but no substance
      Yea Samsung has some style some swagger but got more balls and substance and features that make sense on a fucking phone lol 😂
      iPhones are for nerds like you

  • @CosmicConsole
    @CosmicConsole 8 лет назад +18

    I'm sitting here viewing this on my Windows Phone....

  • @randyjama
    @randyjama 10 лет назад +1

    The right click thing got me haha, I always got so frustrated trying to figure it out on my friend's laptop. Then as a PC user I'm the one who ends up looking stupid, and he gets all smug that I cannot use such an "intuitive system"

  • @MrDoctorSchultz
    @MrDoctorSchultz 8 лет назад +2

    All I need is my trusty gaming PC.

  • @dumbodonus
    @dumbodonus 10 лет назад +7

    I had an IPhone...
    Then 2010 happened...

  • @ziokalco
    @ziokalco 7 лет назад +10

    Mac has few viruses because its user base is smaller (less insensitive) and it's a really limited experience (lack of freedom). Mac is way more expensive. Most macs trade raw performance for esthetics, no fans = need of lowering component speed. They almost never invent true new technologies, they just pac them together (actually good) or make a incompatible copy of something that exists. Apple pro desktops are an offensive, way more expensive and way less powerful than custom PCs. etc. (written from an iPad)... xD

  • @TropicalPriest
    @TropicalPriest 7 лет назад

    "Best Customer Service EVER" I want to turn that into a Nutshack remix.

  • @viseberg8527
    @viseberg8527 6 лет назад

    ”I wish Apple made barbecue sauce.”
    I wish he’d tell us why he just happens to have a bottle of barbecue sauce on-demand at a coffee shop.

  • @DeeEmStyles
    @DeeEmStyles 10 лет назад +7

    Oh gosh, this just makes me can't stand Apple or their annoying fanboys anymore.

  • @connorhobbs8515
    @connorhobbs8515 7 лет назад +17

    Well the costumer service one is true

    • @donfanto1
      @donfanto1 7 лет назад

      No it's not. They are overcharging you like crazy. When they can fix a small part - they usually just change the whole segment. When it's needs a little contact fix - they usually tell you to change the motherboard.

    • @connorhobbs8515
      @connorhobbs8515 7 лет назад +2

      Don Fanto I meant like the tech support they are usually so helpful and nice. I had a product that broke and was a month over the one year warranty but the guy still offered to replace it free of charge.

    • @donfanto1
      @donfanto1 7 лет назад

      Connor Hobbs Now that is a different story. yea. Yet that also varies from place to place. You can't really expect such treatment everywhere. Especially considering the fact, that Apple uses planned obsolescence to it's fullest.

    • @dinhdatVN
      @dinhdatVN 7 лет назад

      People are fine with paying more (i.e. "overcharge" in your word) if it actually fixes their problems. Apple did. It differs from place to place, yeah, so is everything, but overall Apple fare better than other companies, according to statistics, so I say customer service is better.

    • @donfanto1
      @donfanto1 7 лет назад +1

      Dat Dinh Can't really agree with that. And here is why:
      1- Apple has a fanatical customership. Their customers are hellbent on making Apple seem as good as it's humanly possible. Mainly because they do identify by it. It has become a part of their personality. Exactly how Jobs wanted it.
      2- That brings us to the next point - Apple users tend to greatly exaggerate their positive experience with Apple. I don't deny the apparent qualities of it's products. I used to be an Apple user before. But the things that Apple fanboys tell just goes off the charts. It's not as fine and dandy as die hard Apple users want us to believe it is.
      3- Also let's not forget, that absolute majority of Apple users are n00bs, which are led to believe, that they are tech savvy...when clearly they are not. Let's face the reality - most people buy an Apple product simply because it's an Apple product. Not because it has some redeeming qualities.
      4- Apple does overcharge their customers...Or I would even go as far as say that they are ripping them off. Google iFixit. look them up. Also Apple's planned obsolescence is not "just a conspiracy theory" any more. It's a widely acknowledged fact. Either that - or their tech designers are too dumb to make it more durable.
      5- But I do agree. If the customer is satisfied - that's all that matters at that point. But that does not mean, that the product, that they are satisfied with is That good, if any good at all.
      Cheers bud. I hope I explained my position well enough, so now you won't consider me to be just a hating jackass :D

  • @atlasmassamuel1016
    @atlasmassamuel1016 9 лет назад

    So my father is investing in me and he is buying me a PC and he wants to get me a mac pro. I was wondering which would be better for editing a Microsoft costum built PC the same price as a mac pro or just a mac pro?

  • @someperson1767
    @someperson1767 4 года назад +1

    Best customer service ever.
    Apple after phone explodes: try restarting it

  • @buttface7849
    @buttface7849 8 лет назад +4

    If Apple made condoms:
    iCum-Mini
    ICum-Plus
    iCum-Pro

    • @frankchen4229
      @frankchen4229 8 лет назад +1

      iCum Pro. Is it pressure sensitive?

    • @rotoast8113
      @rotoast8113 8 лет назад +2

      +Frank Chen Yes, and also supports gestures. It is also compatible to all external STD drives ;D

  • @idefuseninja
    @idefuseninja 9 лет назад +7

    lol right click on the mac is the most difficult thing to do in the hold world

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад

      Is that sarcasm?
      I just ask, as you can easily do that with a two button mouse and even the trackpad and the Magic Mouse (however shite that mouse is otherwise).

    • @idefuseninja
      @idefuseninja 9 лет назад +3

      Indecisive Fella u have to double click with your fingers... how stupid is the.. just make it like every other computer -_-

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад

      idefuseninja
      It is like every computer, with a mouse you use the right button and with the trackpad you use the corner you set up if you cannot use two fingers.
      When I use the trackpad on my notebook, I already have two fingers set up there to either scroll or right click and I find it confusing and time consuming to use another trackpad with an extra right click button and scroll area, but then again, Synaptics trackpads are not so well thought out anyway.
      I guess it is a habit, and some cannot get accustomed to it.

    • @MarianKeller
      @MarianKeller 9 лет назад

      How can someone prefer a touchpad that's in any way different to the mac one? I mean, you have to know three-four gestures, but then the fun starts. Never needed an external mouse on the macbook, just on other notebooks because of their horrible touchpads.

    • @idefuseninja
      @idefuseninja 9 лет назад

      Marian Keller what happens when the fun starts?

  • @skezza
    @skezza 10 лет назад

    I think this is really funny. I think both (Shit Android Fanatics Say too) are actually both really funny. I'm an Android user myself, but when I watch this I think "haha, that's what my apple friends say" and when I watch the other I think "haha, that's what I say"

  • @ruzfrezel
    @ruzfrezel 10 лет назад

    lol.... "apple should totally make ice coffee"... best line

  • @KianPalmer
    @KianPalmer 9 лет назад +38

    3 things that would make Apple so much more desirable
    1. Price products reasonably
    2. Make some kind of hardware yourself
    3. Make a timeline of product releases so I don't buy the iPhone 7 and the iPhone 7s comes out in 2 weeks

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад +4

      1. Like all the other companies offering similar hardware with comparable features for so much less? Name one please. Forgot, you cannot.
      2. Like Dell and HP and Lenovo and Sony and Samsung and Acer and Asus and all the others of course. Very good, but totally ignorant point. Maybe, just maybe don't radiate your ignorance that much.
      3. Oh, that must be killing you, having no visible system when Apple releases an iPhone or other hardware, contrary to what all the others do.
      And if there would be such system, even from Apple, how would YOU be able to find it, if you cannot even perform a simple web search to find the yearly iPhone release dates (September of every year - saved you the trouble of using Google, you can thank me later)?
      Anyway, wow, I guess you so called haters need the simplest things to hang yourself, ahem, to focus on.
      Go on, you do not harm anyone but yourself, it is your ignorance you care for.

    • @KianPalmer
      @KianPalmer 9 лет назад

      Indecisive Fella Yes this 1. 2 3. argument scheme is killing me lol
      Maybe we all have our own decisions and we need to respect them. You can respond to my comments about Apple and what they may or may not be doing wrong, but y u gotta be so rude xP

    • @joerock7000
      @joerock7000 9 лет назад +7

      4. runs lolipop

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      • "The iPhone 5 & 6's hardware absolutely sucks"
      - No need for the plural apostrophe, but what exact hardware does suck?
      I just ask, as I am more than satisfied with my 5s and even iPad mini 2 (using the same specs) and have had experience with dual core Androids with twice the CPU speed and twice the RAM, and yet my 2010 iPod touch with half of the Androids spec was faster in every aspect and did not lag.
      But then again, vertical integration doesn't count.
      • "The softwares Apple develops have good protection, but those limits.."
      - Why not go into detail about those limits? Do those limits apply to everyone or just you and some others?
      • "And the price they are is just... unbelievable if you look at the specs."
      - And yet those specs don't limit those devices to be on par with flagship phones from other vendors.
      Or do you only see "A8 dual core 1.4 GHz SoC with 1 GB RAM" and then you have all the answers?
      Specifics count more than blabbering.

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      • "Sorry for not showing all the details, but the iPhone 6 has a 1.4 GHz dualcore processor... In my opinion that's not good enough for its price..."
      - Seeing that it comes very close in benchmarks like AnTuTu and others to the quad and eight core SoCs found in other flagships does not mean anything then?
      The S5 gets around 36,603 AnTuTu points for example, the iPhone 6 gets around 46,123 points, the S6 (which is newer than the iPhone 6) gets around 57,000.
      Now maybe wait for the A9 iPhone 6s to see how that fares and then come back and talk about those specs.
      I guess a Pentium with four cores running at 3 GHz is faster than an i5 with two cores running at 2.5 GHz?

  • @Krst22ify
    @Krst22ify 10 лет назад +5

    Lol, I'm an Android guy, now I'm not that kind of guy that wants to destroy Apple but this vid is so true, Apple fanatics say all this and more XD

  • @typingcat
    @typingcat 8 лет назад

    Is right drag and drop patented by Microsoft or something? I really wish I could do that to choose between move and copy using solely a mouse only.

  • @djross95
    @djross95 7 лет назад

    Perfect. 100% perfect. Gotta find Part II....

  • @TheScrowlingFender7
    @TheScrowlingFender7 9 лет назад +4

    I wish Apple would serve apple foods & beverages @ the Genius Bar

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 9 лет назад +2

      They would only serve fresh macintosh apples and apple juice!

    • @joerock7000
      @joerock7000 9 лет назад +5

      Shrihari Hudli
      which cost 7 times more than the same thing sold next door

    • @DashwoodFifa10
      @DashwoodFifa10 9 лет назад +1

      Joe Rock with "premium design and build".

    • @joerock7000
      @joerock7000 9 лет назад

      Your average xX_420y0lo$w4gm4$t3r_Xx
      premium design and build?? apple garbage is made by slaves in a sweatshop

    • @DashwoodFifa10
      @DashwoodFifa10 9 лет назад +3

      Joe Rock​​ I was being sarcastic if you didn't notice. Sorry I should've made it a little bit more obvious. Especially since I put it in quotations. What I'm trying to say that Apple always claims their products with premium design and build. I dropped my HTC One M8 from about 6 feet faced down and not even a single scratch. Apple, take notes from HTC.

  • @doowtnehpets
    @doowtnehpets 7 лет назад +6

    Yeah, we have one of these guys at my work, gets really old him thinking if everyone had a Mac all their problems would be solved. And he'll defend Apple in every facet of IT.
    I have a Mac, but I always say "I'm not drinking the kool-aid". I don't think it's the end all be all like some of the people. It's not going to "just work" for everything, they've brain washed you, sorry.
    I think it really impairs the fan boys from doing real work sometimes. There will be some program or something you can do on windows and the Mac doesn't have a version of it and the Apple user spends 10 times as much time trying to get something similar to work on the Mac. And usually it doesn't work or doesn't work as well. I enjoy my Mac quite a lot, it's great for surfing the Web and checking my email. If I want to do some real in depth power user computer work I'll use my Linux or windows machine.

  • @LOLWalyoshi2
    @LOLWalyoshi2 8 лет назад

    What are widgets??

  • @patricksena7565
    @patricksena7565 4 года назад

    These were the longest 3 minutes of my life

  • @ci4392
    @ci4392 4 года назад +4

    Laughs in 144hz refresh rate monitor with an i9 10900K cpu and rx5700 XT with 16gb ram and 1TB SSD.

    • @dontmindmyname7563
      @dontmindmyname7563 3 года назад +1

      Intel? Ew. Ryzen or nothing.

    • @zen608
      @zen608 3 года назад +1

      @@dontmindmyname7563 out of stock tho ;( please give us 5900X

  • @rizrazak3422
    @rizrazak3422 7 лет назад +4

    Am I the only person who wants to see more of that girl, doing yoga?

  • @AM-ju9wx
    @AM-ju9wx 6 лет назад

    "nobody needs flash" at least he was right about one thing

  • @ej_tech
    @ej_tech 10 лет назад

    Fanboy Level:
    "Show them the Blendtec video where they put the iPad IN the blender"

  • @hellNo116
    @hellNo116 9 лет назад +3

    I dont need great support if the product doesn't have problems to begin with

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад +3

      Parianos euwest
      But what man made product provides problem free experiences then?

    • @darkbullet2498
      @darkbullet2498 9 лет назад

      Beloved Fella You Are Everywhere....Do you do something else other then reply to every comment? Do you have a job Atleast?

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад

      DarkBullet
      Does it really matter?

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад

      *****
      Why?

    • @IndecisiveFella
      @IndecisiveFella 9 лет назад

      *****
      Why?

  • @MrGilRoland
    @MrGilRoland 7 лет назад +23

    ... Meanwhile Windows: "Installing updates..."

    • @jonoyt
      @jonoyt 7 лет назад +7

      but hardly any games do, plus PC has undebatably better performace

    • @jonoyt
      @jonoyt 7 лет назад +6

      how do I reply to outright lies... there's no proof that Mac beats PC in performance, there's actually proof otherwise. who cares about phone performance tbh as long as its not bad, and android isn't bad. apple is way more expensive

    • @jonoyt
      @jonoyt 7 лет назад +3

      if you pay 1000 dollars for a mac, you can easily beat it with a $1000 PC. I have a $600 PC and statistically it beat a $2000 Mac pro

    • @TheAnarchySniper
      @TheAnarchySniper 7 лет назад +3

      ***** I don't play games much but you were the one that brought up that there were games on steam for mac. I was just saying those games are shit and just cause they are compatible does not mean they will perform well.
      apple is just overpriced and shit, they brainwash people into buying their products that "expire" after 3-4 years

    • @soratenshi2847
      @soratenshi2847 7 лет назад +3

      +MegaMon if you dont care about specs or games why would you get the expensive mac?

  • @RichieI
    @RichieI 9 лет назад

    What's the song or the commercial that song is from at 3:31???

  • @azimalif266
    @azimalif266 7 лет назад

    you have to download app updates manually?

  • @Your_Degenerate
    @Your_Degenerate 8 лет назад +3

    I like Apple and Oranges too.

  • @jpmvidal
    @jpmvidal 7 лет назад +8

    nobody needs wired headphones

    • @androvich20
      @androvich20 7 лет назад +2

      jpmvidal unless you care about sound quality

  • @tylermustardloooser386
    @tylermustardloooser386 6 лет назад +1

    "It's not expensive, it's actually quite modest!"
    **$1,000 for a phone that just now got face recognition and still no home button or headphone jack**

  • @lucacapperucci8711
    @lucacapperucci8711 7 лет назад +1

    nobody needs *literally everything you need in a phone/pc*

  • @demonpride1975
    @demonpride1975 8 лет назад +4

    i phones are just plane garbage. it took them almost a year to catch up to the note 5. and honestly even the iphone 6s plus. is barely as good.

  • @maxwellmcduncan2920
    @maxwellmcduncan2920 8 лет назад +4

    apple can get viruses, but it's rare. 93% of all viruses go to PCs, and 7% of all viruses go to Mac

    • @thelen4806
      @thelen4806 8 лет назад +2

      .....

    • @user-bo5vr1ib6i
      @user-bo5vr1ib6i 8 лет назад +6

      We have the next Bill Gates here boys!

    • @megit6607
      @megit6607 8 лет назад +12

      thats because people only make viruses for something that is used more often like windows.why would you make a virus for something thats not as popular as windows

    • @maxwellmcduncan2920
      @maxwellmcduncan2920 8 лет назад

      Rickie Cheong true

    • @megit6607
      @megit6607 8 лет назад

      think of it this way, would you become a chef and make food for humans(windows) or for animals(apple)

  • @bkuhn30
    @bkuhn30 9 лет назад

    He forgot to say 'nobody needs more than 12.6 gigs on their phone'

  • @carrotbottom2189
    @carrotbottom2189 7 лет назад

    Who needs more than one port for all of the inputs and outputs?

  • @alperenyldz2451
    @alperenyldz2451 10 лет назад +18

    I hate fanboys BOTH Apple and Android

    • @OceanGamer90X
      @OceanGamer90X 10 лет назад +1

      me 2
      theyre both bullshits

    • @uupo0334
      @uupo0334 7 лет назад

      android 4.2 was good, just not as open as 5.0 but the ui ect just keeps going downhill (in my opinion). but thats true, neither of them is really that good

    • @Loey_Exo9
      @Loey_Exo9 6 лет назад

      Alperen Yıldız true they are both toxic

  • @braveapollo5872
    @braveapollo5872 10 лет назад +4

    I'm an apple fanatic, but this is still funny to me lol... Used PC's from the very first IBM XT/AT (most of you won't know what that is) and switched to Apple when the Intel Macs came along, sorry to say I would never go back to Windows.

    • @ajman66
      @ajman66 10 лет назад +5

      cute

    • @OceanGamer90X
      @OceanGamer90X 10 лет назад

      stupid = =;...
      you people are the reason why i hate macs
      when a mac has a "downside"
      you people just give excuses to get away with it...
      and never admit where did you do it wrong....same as apple itself
      showing arrogance just to get fanboys

    • @braveapollo5872
      @braveapollo5872 10 лет назад

      PCGamer90x
      lol, I don't think you'll find this guy is indicative of your average mac user. I love macs, but I have all kinds of frustrations with them. I'm often posting to Apple how they fucked this or that up... sometimes they even get around to fixing it, but it takes years. They are great machines, but far from perfect, I could list at least 10 major faults and 100 minor faults I have come across in the past 5 years.
      But I would NEVER go back to Windows, it is a horrible operating system. (not tried Windows 8 yet, but I guess I will soon).

    • @1231lawman
      @1231lawman 10 лет назад

      I'm in the same boat

    • @jaredchong4070
      @jaredchong4070 10 лет назад

      *****
      I agree with you , people should choose what they like , Apple might be good and bad in some ways but the only problem is their ads and conference , Apple and sony is pretty money greedy and theyll tries to get money in everyway even being a smugs, If apple stop being such a smug , sure ill buy but thats the one thing it keeps me away from these products is because the company create these fanboys (close minded type)
      ..i remember what steve jobs said
      back at the 80's
      Steve job: I felt so guilty for copying apple
      Steve jobs 2010: Im gonna destroy adroid because hes stealing our ideas
      I blame most of these at the governments for corrupting the world and companies

  • @z_man1900
    @z_man1900 5 лет назад +1

    It's 2018 and nothing has changed

  • @ProGamer-vv7ef
    @ProGamer-vv7ef 5 лет назад

    That moment when you meet fanatics of any brand and they start hyping and all you wanna do is smack the shit outta them with yo boots lol.

  • @BeLikeGumby
    @BeLikeGumby 10 лет назад +4

    Best part..2:46. iTools, .mac, mobile me, Icloud. LOL.

  • @MrRasmon123
    @MrRasmon123 8 лет назад +4

    and SAMSUNG got to pay apple that samsung has copy their shitty desing or somthing. AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES APPLE DO COPY EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD

    • @germantrejo4844
      @germantrejo4844 7 лет назад +1

      and apple need permission from samsung to use super amolet display on their phones next year plus buy them from them.. thank you samsung ..

    • @insertnamehere6713
      @insertnamehere6713 7 лет назад

      It goes by the rule "Finders keepers losers weepers."

    • @binottomasterplan
      @binottomasterplan 7 лет назад

      English

    • @Cards8114
      @Cards8114 7 лет назад +1

      Amoled Screen**

  • @redshift3345
    @redshift3345 9 лет назад

    "Yeah, 4G is coming on the NEXT iPhone..." Lol.

  • @DankBlank
    @DankBlank 7 лет назад

    How do you right click on a Mac?

  • @shouldiupload24
    @shouldiupload24 7 лет назад +7

    I don't like apple

    • @shouldiupload24
      @shouldiupload24 7 лет назад

      ***** yeah that's mush better

    • @hentaigod1963
      @hentaigod1963 7 лет назад

      I see what you did there. MUSH. BANANAS BECOME MUSH WHEN SQUASHED.

    • @pablo8524
      @pablo8524 7 лет назад

      Bobby Lavinier well apple doesnt care

    • @shouldiupload24
      @shouldiupload24 7 лет назад

      Apple don't even let people comment on there youtube videos

    • @hentaigod1963
      @hentaigod1963 7 лет назад

      Bobby Lavinier Their*.

  • @JL-ef7bh
    @JL-ef7bh 10 лет назад +4

    Gosh this is super hilarious! I hope this video, wakes up Apple fanboys to stop being a douche.

  • @chuck_norris
    @chuck_norris 7 лет назад

    He: no viruses!
    Me: no headphone jack!

  • @alcatraz5161
    @alcatraz5161 7 лет назад

    The thumbnail speaks out to me:
    "It's Apple bro."

  • @canadianaja8030
    @canadianaja8030 8 лет назад +4

    lol you get what you pay for

  • @Gruppesech6
    @Gruppesech6 8 лет назад +6

    Apple sucks ! Android rocks !

    • @therealbosstopob4l974
      @therealbosstopob4l974 8 лет назад

      You can't afford an iphone lol that's why u own a shitty android.

    • @Coshmarful
      @Coshmarful 8 лет назад +1

      +Kayne West the Fat guy. Most android phones are as expensive as the iPhone. Thank you for the troll though.

    • @Coshmarful
      @Coshmarful 8 лет назад +1

      +Coshmarful I meant flagships

    • @Gruppesech6
      @Gruppesech6 8 лет назад

      +Kayne West the Fat guy. ooohhhhh burnnn !

    • @Gruppesech6
      @Gruppesech6 8 лет назад

      +Kayne West the Fat guy. ooohhhhh burnnn !

  • @Repeatingpower7
    @Repeatingpower7 6 лет назад

    Apple...
    “ let’s remove the f***ing home button!”

  • @koencarloskemp130
    @koencarloskemp130 7 лет назад +3

    apple: it just works. until we make a 2nd gen of it. then it dies

  • @DoormanDudeMinecraftOfficial
    @DoormanDudeMinecraftOfficial 9 лет назад +4

    apple is awful without steve jobs, it was fine with him, IT WAS GREAT WITH DA WASNIAK!! but apple is not as awful as you say, god, windows is the one losing sales, and is pressing with two fingers ALL THAT HORRIBLE?

    • @MrSniperReaper
      @MrSniperReaper 9 лет назад +1

      DoormanDudeMinecraft I right click with one finger... two fingers is stupid... is it that hard to remember which finger to click with? If it's that hard you shouldn't own any kind of electronic device...

  • @shayslovelyface3158
    @shayslovelyface3158 10 лет назад +8

    I've said at least 80% of this, I couldn't live without my apple products and I actually hate if I'm dating someone and they don't have an iPhone. Character limits, emojis not coming through, no iMessage, no FaceTime...its just a sad world without Apple!

    • @Sonikku_S
      @Sonikku_S 10 лет назад +4

      Playtowin117 Although I'm not crazy about apple either, that was really unecssary. It's just a product, chill...

    • @mchobbit2951
      @mchobbit2951 9 лет назад +6

      You hate dating someone who doesn't have an iphone? Really? You need to chill out and maybe be willing to use some damn apps to avoid character limits and be able to face chat. It's not so hard. People like you are the reason I roll my eyes every time I see someone with an iphone.

    • @HerpDerpSlurpee
      @HerpDerpSlurpee 9 лет назад +6

      That's the most shallow thing I've ever heard.

    • @ollijokinen1571
      @ollijokinen1571 9 лет назад +1

      ShaysLovelyFace Emojis are the most useless thing!!!!!! To be honest this world would be better without social media bullshit and smartphones... Stupid phone addicts nowadays...

  • @SupremeX349
    @SupremeX349 6 лет назад

    “Nobody needs a headphone jack”

  • @n0rx0r
    @n0rx0r 7 лет назад

    How many of you think your computer restarted when you heard that chime at the end?