The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS

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  • Опубликовано: 30 авг 2017
  • The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS: Not many things are as hilarious as coming up with the perfect off the cuff zinger. Usually we only think of the perfect comeback to say hours after the conversation has ended, these classic stings however are immediate, hilarious and witty. From awkward celebrity interviews gone wrong to game shows and everything else in between, these live and impromptu burns will leave you laughing.
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    Chelsea Handler 'Nicaragua', The Mighty Boosh, Demi Lovato (America's Got Talent), Judge Judy (10 kids), Kevin Hart, The Rock, Simon Cowell, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry King, Barack Obama, London Mayor Boris Johnson (great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies), Samuel L Jackson 'Laurence Fishburne', Mike Tyson, Russell Westbrook, Will Smith and Margo Robbie,Zach Galifianakis, Mayim Bialik, Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Weakest Link Anne Robinson 'owned', John Oliver and Stephen Hawking, Gordon Ramsay, Flava of Love, Jesse Eisenberg, Conan O'Brien and Jennifer Garner (sneaked, snuck)
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  • @MotleyTVOfficial
    @MotleyTVOfficial  6 лет назад +11754

    Ayyy that moment when you're excited to post an all new video because laughter takes you on an instant vacation 🌴🌴🌴🍻. Please leave a like if you enjoyed the video ✌️

    • @0Cindrum0
      @0Cindrum0 6 лет назад +35

      MotleyTV ayy lmao bro kept it 💯 all day smoke it 420 drank lean

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 6 лет назад +18

      MotleyTV My favorite is shen Conan gets the dictionary out. Beautiful

    • @DavidHanks90
      @DavidHanks90 6 лет назад +15

      Wasn't that Larry King?

    • @blitzofchaos9518
      @blitzofchaos9518 6 лет назад +2

      You might want to let people know that you make comedy videos as a disclaimer at the start of your videos. People are just posting political viewpoints and are making social commentary instead of just enjoying comedy.

    • @icarus2576
      @icarus2576 6 лет назад +1

      MotleyTV roasts are better when unexpected on live tv

  • @bmae9
    @bmae9 3 года назад +19710

    “Yeah ‘cause we schooled in England!” Imagine taking down an entire country in one sentence 😩😩😩

    • @dxrk5172
      @dxrk5172 3 года назад +559

      Especially america

    • @ruialmeida818
      @ruialmeida818 3 года назад +419

      If he said that in any country in Europe, nobody would bat an eye.

    • @dxrk5172
      @dxrk5172 3 года назад +98

      Adina Royce yet they still lost to Canada, the other half of the continent

    • @nicolegreen1599
      @nicolegreen1599 3 года назад +54

      Assholes just ASSUMED it was America.

    • @ann-maryn1232
      @ann-maryn1232 3 года назад +329

      Nicole Green um the lady is American

  • @severiinliiv7652
    @severiinliiv7652 4 года назад +35229

    “that’s why you use autotune and i don’t “
    simon chokes on his water

    • @Dizzy1980
      @Dizzy1980 4 года назад +746

      That was great!

    • @Mary_Lee2395
      @Mary_Lee2395 4 года назад +1202

      It’s true. If you listen to her without auto-tone she’s not all the good

    • @AlexNZL
      @AlexNZL 4 года назад +798

      @@Mary_Lee2395 Same could be said about 99% of todays music

    • @Mary_Lee2395
      @Mary_Lee2395 4 года назад +339

      AlexNZL that’s very true to but for a lot of others singer they still sound great and original without auto-tone. For example, Kelly Clarkson shes a natural and bombs it even more without auto-tone. Demi sounds like she’s shouting and screaming most of the time only. Just my opinion

    • @twowolveshighfiving
      @twowolveshighfiving 4 года назад +49

      @@Mary_Lee2395 I never listened to her music, but I do enjoy her persona.

  • @natesoto1362
    @natesoto1362 2 года назад +408

    Howard is literally the ONLY person that got one over on Mrs. Robinson in The Weakest Link, she was sharp. That's what made Howard that much more epic as his comebacks were flawless and that's the only thing that would work against her. Normally she would flip it!

    • @schnellfahren911
      @schnellfahren911 Год назад +2

      Have a go when Pete Burns was on WL- he was always good for some great zingers, no matter the venue!

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr Год назад +1

      Dude the Robinson women really had no comeback lol. I was surprised man.

  • @moffit1
    @moffit1 Год назад +45

    The person interviewing Tyson saw his life flash before his eyes 🤣

  • @ralphjulian5767
    @ralphjulian5767 3 года назад +4893

    that female gameshow host got burnt so hard she wished she wasnt there

    • @gerti.kociaj
      @gerti.kociaj 3 года назад +382

      Why does she looks to me like the leader of all the "KARENS" out there lol 😆

    • @johnniethepom2905
      @johnniethepom2905 3 года назад +86

      Anne Robinson looked like there was a blush of embarrassment trying to burst out from underneath her make up.

    • @gerti.kociaj
      @gerti.kociaj 3 года назад +59

      @@johnniethepom2905 that is true, and I don't know but she seems such a negative person to me(maybe it's just a show)

    • @johnniethepom2905
      @johnniethepom2905 3 года назад +54

      @@gerti.kociaj I don't think she had to try too hard to pull off that persona ! She was well known on British television for her brusque attitude . Maybe she was a different person at home , I like to think so .
      She certainly got 'owned ' here as they say .

    • @Johmatri
      @Johmatri 3 года назад +2

      Is kelly caroline from 2 broke girls?

  • @averagejoe3065
    @averagejoe3065 3 года назад +5578

    “Thats why you use auto tune and I don’t”
    DEAD BODY REPORTED

    • @princessmjb957
      @princessmjb957 3 года назад +27

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shivangbhardwaj2849
      @shivangbhardwaj2849 3 года назад +46

      Man this was too good

    • @zandyzain6241
      @zandyzain6241 3 года назад +18

      Emergency Meeting

    • @gregorymitchell6292
      @gregorymitchell6292 3 года назад +33

      Man that burn will be remembered for years to come because the look on her face said it all.

    • @Tamara-ju3lh
      @Tamara-ju3lh 3 года назад +15

      She doesn't need autotune. The man played himself with that comment.

  • @Pendragon667
    @Pendragon667 2 года назад +196

    Howard should gives classes (lectures) in Rhetoric. That man's answers were savage and came almost instantly.

    • @MoeJae86
      @MoeJae86 2 года назад

      @ 8:27
      JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

  • @JoseTorres-ms2ui
    @JoseTorres-ms2ui 2 года назад +354

    Man I died in laughter when mike said that on live tv and the guy next to him smirked the whole time 🤣

    • @Smeginator
      @Smeginator 2 года назад +9

      I saw that live years ago.
      I had to stop and actually watch (as opposed to just listening) because Tyson started cursing him out

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 2 года назад

      It wasn't funny. Mike is obnoxiously rude. And as a convicted rapist, it was a good valid question from the interviewer.

    • @paul6point7
      @paul6point7 2 года назад +1

      What show was that? That was brutal

    • @Smeginator
      @Smeginator 2 года назад +3

      @@paul6point7 it was a Toronto morning news show. I forget the name

    • @paul6point7
      @paul6point7 2 года назад

      @@Smeginator good enough, I want to watch it from the start…he poked mike and mike wasn’t having it.
      Found it!
      ruclips.net/video/OOhdx1TLutw/видео.html

  • @ladavis570
    @ladavis570 3 года назад +6701

    DID THAT GUY JUST SAY “YOUR DAUGHTER” TO JUDGE JUDY?!?!?!

    • @robindreier9796
      @robindreier9796 3 года назад +382

      I don't know how or why but yes he did.

    • @Adam-vq7iq
      @Adam-vq7iq 3 года назад +401

      Yes, and at that moment he became a legend

    • @christopherfowler6944
      @christopherfowler6944 3 года назад +465

      Why they cut it off there? I had to know what Judy's response was to that.. Lol

    • @robindreier9796
      @robindreier9796 3 года назад +152

      Chris Fowler the video is on RUclips. She went ballistic

    • @LiveLoudandLiveAlive
      @LiveLoudandLiveAlive 3 года назад +48

      Adam Raju a broke legend... but a legend none the less

  • @bhupeshwankar9316
    @bhupeshwankar9316 3 года назад +6456

    Anne: "Are you more interesting than you look?"
    Our Homeboy Howard: I'm about to ruin this woman's whole career

    • @daviesdavies538
      @daviesdavies538 3 года назад +620

      I respect he tried to play nice to start with but she kept pushing it so he thought 'oh to hell with this' lol

    • @tash1248
      @tash1248 3 года назад +86

      That’s the point of her character. 😂

    • @katiezee2
      @katiezee2 3 года назад +162

      Good on him. She messed wth the wrong guy, the snottyass bitch.

    • @tae957
      @tae957 3 года назад +12

      What is that show?

    • @tash1248
      @tash1248 3 года назад +14

      @@tae957 the weakest link

  • @chrishateley5582
    @chrishateley5582 2 года назад +55

    "I just don't understand how something so small can be so impressive."
    "Well, Mark, you would know about that."
    That was straight out of Anchorman.

  • @whatnowZA
    @whatnowZA 2 года назад +58

    The game show host was definitely asking for *it* and had *it* handed to her 😂

    • @MissCellanious1
      @MissCellanious1 2 года назад +1

      She wasnt even going hard you must be sensitive af

  • @SheldonBeldon
    @SheldonBeldon 3 года назад +4372

    Still my favorite one-liner:
    “Ok thanks for coming”
    “Fuck you”

    • @Xscape128
      @Xscape128 2 года назад +50

      Lmaoo I died

    • @bebitoomar
      @bebitoomar 2 года назад +48

      What did you want him to say, "No, fuck you mike"?

    • @abelrufael2238
      @abelrufael2238 2 года назад +92

      @KRAYON becuase he said that Mike was a convicted rapist but Mike says he is not a rapist and believes he didn't do it so when the guy said he was a convicted rapist obivisouly you would get pissed and you wouldn't say that to someone's face.

    • @abelrufael2238
      @abelrufael2238 2 года назад +5

      @KRAYON yeah exactly lol

    • @Frankincensedjb123
      @Frankincensedjb123 2 года назад +72

      That's my favorite one. Tyson went off on a guy who deserved it. He was probably shitting his pants the whole time.

  • @birdbird749
    @birdbird749 3 года назад +8736

    “That’s why you use autotune and I don’t”
    Damn he wasn’t even wrong though. That’s why Simon choked on his drink

  • @nasoninaibili2554
    @nasoninaibili2554 Год назад +22

    That "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" one was just way to good😂😂😂

  • @cls606
    @cls606 2 года назад +87

    The samuel Jackson one was so brutal he literally obliterated that man’s job on live tv we just watched him get fired 😂😂😂

    • @caiovinicius5204
      @caiovinicius5204 2 года назад +8

      Who's Samuel Jackson bro? That was Will Smith

    • @DankMemer42013
      @DankMemer42013 2 года назад +6

      @@caiovinicius5204 nah that was obv Lawrence Fishburn

    • @joesupg1695
      @joesupg1695 Год назад +1

      that was dwayne johnson bro

    • @gavinreid2741
      @gavinreid2741 Год назад

      He got fired for that error!

    • @mr.tootitup6999
      @mr.tootitup6999 Год назад

      That was Denzel Washington. Are yall dumb?

  • @seth_7197
    @seth_7197 3 года назад +5178

    Messing with Gordon Ramsay is like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.

  • @wackstir5333
    @wackstir5333 3 года назад +7519

    Imagine saying 'including your daughter' to judge Judy I am dead 💀💀💀

    • @eloisdj1
      @eloisdj1 3 года назад +163

      That ahit had me dead

    • @syahidkacak
      @syahidkacak 3 года назад +215

      He be like
      It's my episode

    • @Ceracio
      @Ceracio 3 года назад +170

      Anyone know whatt happened in this case. I seriously can't imagine Judge Judy just brushing off something like that.

    • @genevandenham7999
      @genevandenham7999 3 года назад +102

      That show was a joke anyway. If you look at the contracts, everyone who was picked for the show had all their legal fees including settlements paid by the show.
      Most of those court shows work that way.

    • @Dandeemandesign
      @Dandeemandesign 3 года назад +68

      @@Ceracio he lost the case. Suprise suprise

  • @TedsHoldOver
    @TedsHoldOver 2 года назад +21

    Something I couldn't have predicted in 1M years...a Business development manager for a large bank in the North East is my hero. Howard, if you can hear us, we love you. 7:35

  • @strangerspodcast
    @strangerspodcast 2 года назад +382

    When Mike said "fuck you" to that interviewer man he carried sooooo many people on his back who want to say that when they get sidelined and attacked by the media. I loved it. Had to watch a few times. Integrity isn't kissing ass to maintain your status. Integrity is being true to yourself and never letting anyone be in charge of your image.

    • @sorryrashmi9885
      @sorryrashmi9885 2 года назад +7

      Legend mike tyson

    • @everebecca9868
      @everebecca9868 2 года назад +25

      @@sorryrashmi9885 he was convicted of rape in 1992

    • @s..a893
      @s..a893 2 года назад +7

      @@everebecca9868 wasn’t rape, just some bitch wanting to get a payday

    • @user-gw4jp3xg3n
      @user-gw4jp3xg3n 2 года назад +16

      @@s..a893 it was rape. Dumbass

    • @Molotovjack
      @Molotovjack 2 года назад +12

      Mike Tyson was convicted of rape so he is a rapist.

  • @rawdog42
    @rawdog42 4 года назад +11314

    When Mike Tyson says "What are you going to do about it?"
    One must really take a moment and think "What am I actually going to do about it?"

    • @clariecec9101
      @clariecec9101 4 года назад +1220

      "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"
      -Mike Tyson

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 4 года назад +426

      Yeah, go ahead and mouth off to Iron Mike Tyson, set how that will go lol

    • @ethansing8754
      @ethansing8754 4 года назад +29

      @@patrickmclaughlin61 bit salty there?

    • @barriepuntmoi2041
      @barriepuntmoi2041 4 года назад +57

      @@patrickmclaughlin61 one of the best boxers of alltime stfu you on about

    • @barriepuntmoi2041
      @barriepuntmoi2041 4 года назад +27

      @@patrickmclaughlin61 not really no

  • @somedude0505
    @somedude0505 5 лет назад +16194

    Morgan Freeman didnt let that guy off the hook easy......

  • @ScorpionStrike7
    @ScorpionStrike7 2 года назад +60

    Conan laughing maniacally was the best way to end the vid! 😆

  • @anakelly76512
    @anakelly76512 11 месяцев назад +15

    I remember that guy clapping back at Demi.
    He told the truth. That was a drop-the-mic moment.
    Even Simon burst out laughing.

    • @eolond1003
      @eolond1003 5 месяцев назад

      I thought it was cute how a) he was trying to insult Demi, who is actually a fantastic singer and b) he thought if he made it into the business he'd be above auto-tune. Guy's clapback was rather weak.

  • @llla_german_ewoklll6413
    @llla_german_ewoklll6413 5 лет назад +18265

    The guy on that game show just kept unloading his extended mag of roasts.

    • @futhamucka
      @futhamucka 5 лет назад +1588

      There was no mags, he just had a belt loaded machine roaster

    • @hellodrgreenthumb
      @hellodrgreenthumb 5 лет назад +901

      He had that bitch pondering her thoughts and life choices lol

    • @makita3680
      @makita3680 5 лет назад +1075

      She fucked with the wrong business developer

    • @DrYnroh
      @DrYnroh 5 лет назад +332

      THATS HOWARD THE MAN.

    • @AllyssaS
      @AllyssaS 5 лет назад +467

      Woman can give it but she can't take it 😂

  • @Evil_Monologues
    @Evil_Monologues 3 года назад +4569

    "Snuck isnt a word, you went to harvard and you should know that"
    Instantly the least likeable person within 300 miles

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 3 года назад +454

      Having the balls to pull out a dictionary though.

    • @Mousevengeance
      @Mousevengeance 3 года назад +402

      When a smartass tries to clown someone smarter than them

    • @gavindalziel9022
      @gavindalziel9022 3 года назад +23

      @@Maninawig makes you wonder if it was scripted..🤔

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 3 года назад +182

      @@gavindalziel9022 no, the look on her face had too much embarassment. And I would find it odd if a talk show would not have a dictionary handy.

    • @amiramz7869
      @amiramz7869 3 года назад +82

      some of the audience actually clapped
      which is even sadder

  • @thirsty7281
    @thirsty7281 2 года назад +22

    "Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies." I'm gonna have to use that sometime. Funniest thing I've heard him say.

  • @dr.rlellis3871
    @dr.rlellis3871 2 года назад +18

    Conan finding SNUCK in the dictionary was] PRICELESS, but the LAUGH AFTER WAS COMEDIC GOLD.

  • @StrobeFireStudios
    @StrobeFireStudios 4 года назад +7997

    First thing was best. "You guys ever heard of Nicaragua?" "Yea, because we schooled in England" hahahaha

    • @biamoreno7415
      @biamoreno7415 4 года назад +159

      I see it everywhere and I don't understand it

    • @richardbroski2933
      @richardbroski2933 4 года назад +208

      I took that to mean, England focuses on "England is the best and only country in the world along with the countries they conquered" as far as geography is concerned.

    • @willnestor6422
      @willnestor6422 4 года назад +1032

      @@richardbroski2933Yeah what he means is the american education system is shit and mostly full of thickos. Whereas if you were schooled in England you would have heard of it because you had a better education growing up.

    • @bratitu5601
      @bratitu5601 4 года назад +347

      @@biamoreno7415 she was so amazed to know that a country named nicaragua exist and bragged about it. the boy seems confused cause he thought thats just a common knowledge. and so by saying his last sentence its like he i saying " ooh maybe its because we are in a better education system than her".
      as you know cause us citizen are known for their bad memory on common knowledge like math, world maps , etc and thus people thought that us really have a bad educational system and make fun of it.
      i dont know the truth about that but thats what the internet said so....

    • @christina7215
      @christina7215 4 года назад +91

      The English school system is actually shit... it's nothing but brainwashing and indoctrination... so.

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 3 года назад +8121

    At least the guy who mistook Samuel L Jackson for Lawrence Fishburne apologized and owned up to it right away. Good on him.

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 3 года назад +434

      who is Samuel L Jackson ?
      jk, I know he's that dude from Fresh prince of Bill Clinton.

    • @drdougy7772
      @drdougy7772 3 года назад +316

      I love that Samuel L Jackson just laughs about it and gets like fake mad about it but doesnt get offended

    • @ytreece
      @ytreece 3 года назад +88

      Dr Dougy umm...I think he was offended. It was retry damn offensive.

    • @drdougy7772
      @drdougy7772 3 года назад +141

      @@ytreece yes it was an offensive comment but instead of getting triggered about it or something he more turned it into a joke on the news guy

    • @anthonydiaz8123
      @anthonydiaz8123 3 года назад +35

      He's the entertainment reporter!!! No excuse!!!

  • @farje1
    @farje1 2 года назад +39

    Anne Robinson's face when she realises she's been had is precious.

  • @christinapaterno5585
    @christinapaterno5585 2 года назад +15

    Howard came through for himself lol. He was awesome!!!!!!!

  • @williamjones8432
    @williamjones8432 6 лет назад +16197

    "You supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"
    I almost died of laughter

    • @GameDevAraz
      @GameDevAraz 6 лет назад +513

      Best fucking ever sentence lol

    • @scifigrl23
      @scifigrl23 6 лет назад +181

      I had to watch multiple times !!!

    • @WPB626
      @WPB626 6 лет назад +214

      Ahhh our London Prime minister

    • @societywithin
      @societywithin 6 лет назад +452

      to be fair it's quite a superb insult, but this man's politics is rather the opposite.

    • @brandonhoward3805
      @brandonhoward3805 6 лет назад +45

      WPB626 fucking wish he was prime minister, he's been demoted to head of foreign affairs.

  • @likeastroke
    @likeastroke 3 года назад +6139

    Funny that Howard actually ended up more interesting than he looked

    • @kobi-wanaenobi7080
      @kobi-wanaenobi7080 3 года назад +174

      He sure did. 😆

    • @jczlcheeze
      @jczlcheeze 3 года назад +244

      Haha he's quick! Unless he doesn't want to lolol

    • @kobi-wanaenobi7080
      @kobi-wanaenobi7080 3 года назад +14

      @nevik10 what didn't she get?

    • @likeastroke
      @likeastroke 3 года назад +241

      @nevik10 It was a sarcastic moment, she got it but she wanted to embarrass him by telling to explain what he meant explictily...but obviously that backfired

    • @kobi-wanaenobi7080
      @kobi-wanaenobi7080 3 года назад +51

      @nevik10 joke basically was that she never had sex to understand that.(going by this video I wouldn't wanna have sex with this type of women)

  • @thegargoylecumeth7932
    @thegargoylecumeth7932 2 года назад +14

    I was expecting Will to hit her with something like "Well, everything you've done and people still think your actual name is Harley Quinn" but DAMN he picked violence on that one 🤣🤣

    • @dannywalker5319
      @dannywalker5319 Год назад

      “Keep my shows name out your fucking mouth”

  • @KingGelo9
    @KingGelo9 2 года назад +6

    Mike: “what you gonna do about it”
    Interviewer: *i have made a very grave mistake*
    “So you have a TV show”

  • @daviddellarova
    @daviddellarova 3 года назад +3405

    “Somehow I don’t doubt that.” Legendary tier 1000

  • @XElhirrimX
    @XElhirrimX 3 года назад +9069

    I like the part with Will Smith. His "I'm not Lawrence Fishburne" was epic.

  • @notyourstoknow3190
    @notyourstoknow3190 2 года назад +24

    "You are as crazy as the people on twitter."
    Samuel L. Jackson showing how right he was

  • @KapinKrunch
    @KapinKrunch 2 года назад +11

    I love how Mike Tyson basically treated the interview like a Call of Duty Lobby

  • @nopulau8628
    @nopulau8628 6 лет назад +6053

    Howard just murdered her, comeback after comeback.

  • @Max2ds
    @Max2ds 3 года назад +5621

    Howard the “Business Development Manager” didn’t hesitate, dude has a sharp wit and titanium testes

    • @stevenbrooks9077
      @stevenbrooks9077 3 года назад +366

      He destroyed her

    • @starrchild6755
      @starrchild6755 3 года назад +28

      You liked them? 😂Kidding

    • @punishercastle5487
      @punishercastle5487 2 года назад +288

      I can’t tell if she was really pissed off or if she was just trying to uphold the angry Brit persona and she actually was trying not to laugh lol

    • @pinklady4772
      @pinklady4772 2 года назад +178

      She started it and he finished her,lol.

    • @starrchild6755
      @starrchild6755 2 года назад +24

      He blasted her on the internet! My favorite was, you're so old you saw rainbows in black & while,! Great old joke burn! 💯😂🤣💙

  • @CJ-tx3tm
    @CJ-tx3tm 2 года назад +12

    1:30 had me cackling 😂😂 Simon is a straight up SAVAGE!!

  • @yeenus3691
    @yeenus3691 2 года назад +27

    mike proved to me once again that hes a legend

    • @MissCellanious1
      @MissCellanious1 2 года назад

      Proved to me he's a lil b**** at heart... all hands.

  • @Skyler-yw3od
    @Skyler-yw3od 4 года назад +2251

    "That's why you use autotune and I don't." SJFJSJDJS HE GOT SIMON COWELL TO REACT, WOAH.

    • @NIMMHATVRapBeats
      @NIMMHATVRapBeats 4 года назад +35

      that was actually a good one

    • @Rank1Artist
      @Rank1Artist 4 года назад +71

      it’s a yes from me.

    • @LaSignorasfav
      @LaSignorasfav 4 года назад +9

      @@Rank1Artist are you the real Simon

    • @Rank1Artist
      @Rank1Artist 4 года назад +8

      Zwelibanzinkosi24 Nkosi No of course not I thought it would be a funny name I’m not the real guy though

    • @themadhatter7416
      @themadhatter7416 4 года назад +5

      I died laughing

  • @bigtea3240
    @bigtea3240 4 года назад +3593

    Every time Seinfeld talks everything turns into the bee movie

  • @MA-iridium
    @MA-iridium 2 года назад +6

    0:13 That British lad was just Brilliant ....and truthful too.

  • @ashtonyoshi6811
    @ashtonyoshi6811 2 года назад +2

    1st burn was amazing af TKO to an American education system 🤣🤣

  • @Sourcy
    @Sourcy 6 лет назад +17861

    '' Somehow I don't doubt that''
    DAAAAAMN LOL

    • @cadenanderson1042
      @cadenanderson1042 6 лет назад +404

      Sourcy I love him lmao (no homo)

    • @alexz888
      @alexz888 6 лет назад +859

      Bitch didn't know what say lmao

    • @thyindiegamer5988
      @thyindiegamer5988 6 лет назад +498

      That's what you call savage LOL

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 6 лет назад +287

      Haha, it's hilarious when people ( guys? ) who are unsure of their sexuality feel the need to post...(no homo)...at the end of their comment.

    • @josephkarunraj8450
      @josephkarunraj8450 6 лет назад +26

      What is the name of the show

  • @chloechan549
    @chloechan549 4 года назад +2286

    7:22 was my favourite.
    It was smart, professional, and she rudely insulted him 1st. That guy saved himself very well.

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 4 года назад +144

      Chloe Chan
      That was the point of the host's character in that gameshow.

    • @gabrea1
      @gabrea1 4 года назад +62

      Marco Peña that part played when I saw your comment! He's an absolute legend

    • @Jen-rw7yh
      @Jen-rw7yh 4 года назад +92

      She played her self! 😂😂 😂 love this guy!

    • @snlescaille
      @snlescaille 4 года назад +10

      @@marcopena7638 What is that show called?

    • @goha9218
      @goha9218 4 года назад +22

      @@snlescaille weakest link

  • @andreabruson5558
    @andreabruson5558 2 года назад +7

    "You're so old that when you were a kid, rainbows were black and white" 😂😂
    I'm gonna use it any time from now on!!

  • @iiGingiey
    @iiGingiey Год назад +2

    Mike Tyson "what are you gonna do about it?"
    99% of people "not a damn thing"

  • @jacindafletcher4840
    @jacindafletcher4840 5 лет назад +4402

    "that's why you use auto tune and i don't" OMG SIMONS FACE

    • @Barbara-cc8mq
      @Barbara-cc8mq 5 лет назад +133

      That was priceless. Lol

    • @thecritics1out887
      @thecritics1out887 5 лет назад +52

      I don't know why no one else heard this🤣🤣

    • @chocolatecharley99
      @chocolatecharley99 5 лет назад +37

      Have you heard her voice live though? It really developed fast throughout her career. It's deep and controlled. There's a whole compilation of celebrities being impressed by her live performances and it gives me chills

    • @kanyedidntmaketaylorfamous2669
      @kanyedidntmaketaylorfamous2669 4 года назад +5

      @@chocolatecharley99 As I die-hard Lovatic- thank you.

    • @arthurmorgan8526
      @arthurmorgan8526 4 года назад +45

      I saw an edited version where he said "that's why you use heroin and I dont"

  • @shayneb3540
    @shayneb3540 3 года назад +1770

    "Howard" said in an interview later than he prepared himself to spar with Anne. He took the time to read up on making jokes, comebacks, and even comedy theory. Fucking smart dude.

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 года назад +115

      That was AWESOME. I've never seen anyone roast her back! I can't believe she stayed in character!! 🤯😂😂😂

    • @rhorybader4054
      @rhorybader4054 3 года назад +79

      @@danielleking262 You can see her struggling, that's the best part.

    • @leeroberts4850
      @leeroberts4850 3 года назад +7

      He lied then there is no such thing as comedy theory
      Conversation over

    • @isaiahhernandez8160
      @isaiahhernandez8160 3 года назад +6

      @@leeroberts4850 there’s “theory” for everything. If you’re smart enough you can figure them all out.

    • @leeroberts4850
      @leeroberts4850 3 года назад +1

      @@isaiahhernandez8160 I wonder if people who misuse the word theory do it on purpose he has often as people who understand what it means correct people who don't they have to be doing it on purpose now

  • @charissayoung7959
    @charissayoung7959 2 года назад +1

    Omg.... some of these are brutal 🤣

  • @kashvi8176
    @kashvi8176 2 года назад +1

    "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" this had me laughing for so longgg 💀

  • @Garbologist
    @Garbologist 6 лет назад +1917

    "Were gonna wrap this interview up, thanks for coming in"
    "Fuck you"

    • @mk67mlo50
      @mk67mlo50 6 лет назад +70

      PLUTO yo that shit had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jay8819
      @jay8819 6 лет назад +79

      PLUTO "you can't swear, we are live on TV"
      "fuck you, what you gonna do about it"
      loooool

    • @nirvash7677
      @nirvash7677 6 лет назад +1

      PLUTO was gonna like your comment...but...them likes tho
      nevermind then...it went up...liked

    • @Garbologist
      @Garbologist 6 лет назад +2

      Nirvash 7 wtf hahaha it was at like 20 yesterday

    • @stevenash9282
      @stevenash9282 6 лет назад +2

      Nirvash 7 he got 22 likes in 15 minutes

  • @litboisavage2171
    @litboisavage2171 4 года назад +2788

    The way Stephen Hawking smirked when roasted that guy was so satisfying.

    • @fr8hauler
      @fr8hauler 4 года назад +19

      He can smirk?

    • @amarutrix0691
      @amarutrix0691 4 года назад +48

      fr8hauler A long time ago but he lost that too. :/

    • @iguess1339
      @iguess1339 4 года назад +71

      @@amarutrix0691 he lost the ability to breath about two years ago too :////
      I'm joking I loved this guy, he was very bright and the world lost someone of great value on March 14th RIP Stephen

    • @l.d.r6653
      @l.d.r6653 4 года назад +3

      Its Steven numb nuts

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 года назад +35

      @@iguess1339 I remember his final words
      *Low Battery, Shutting Down*

  • @yanabahm.1728
    @yanabahm.1728 2 года назад +1

    Mike T out with any professionalism! Hilarious and real! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bibleredpill7225
    @bibleredpill7225 2 года назад +1

    Mike Tyson “ What are you gonna do about it?” LOL 😂

  • @benparker384
    @benparker384 4 года назад +3742

    "You supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"
    Thats like something plankton would say

    • @shmoofgang
      @shmoofgang 4 года назад +22

      😂😂😂😂😂😂you wild

    • @Reddrik
      @Reddrik 4 года назад +11

      LOL

    • @PilpelAvital
      @PilpelAvital 4 года назад +9

      ...to his relatives...

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 года назад +48

      That's our prime minister for ya

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 4 года назад +9

      Ben Parker
      Cartoonish "villain"... Actually, it suits BoJo

  • @scannerc2087
    @scannerc2087 4 года назад +2868

    The guy at the game show was an absolute legend

  • @stevensanderson1366
    @stevensanderson1366 2 года назад +2

    Boris will never not make me laugh 🤣🤣

  • @OutandAboutwithTrev
    @OutandAboutwithTrev 2 года назад

    There must be a very short line for your job,!!!!! I said that to a boss once as I worked out the door! love it....

  • @alexswan8597
    @alexswan8597 4 года назад +1860

    "Somehow i don't doubt that" She walked right into that one.

    • @MANWITDABAG
      @MANWITDABAG 4 года назад +14

      Kelly Reynolds best one

    • @thelonelyone2713
      @thelonelyone2713 4 года назад +44

      Somebody call 911, Howard just murdered a woman

    • @getsmarty7603
      @getsmarty7603 4 года назад +24

      That was the beginning of the end of her career! 🤣🤣

    • @rekaadang
      @rekaadang 4 года назад +15

      She asked for it!

    • @riittastina6373
      @riittastina6373 4 года назад +42

      That was cold!! She tried to make him uncomfortable but he just clapped back hard😂😭

  • @RubDubDubENT
    @RubDubDubENT 6 лет назад +2296

    The bank manager ran away with it, so many good comebacks back to back hahaha.

    • @allmightypixel9770
      @allmightypixel9770 6 лет назад +69

      RubDubDubENT I love how she just had to turn around except the burn

    • @senpaipugs
      @senpaipugs 6 лет назад +59

      I aspire to one day reach his level of petty

    • @TruOnyxfire
      @TruOnyxfire 6 лет назад +37

      Her best response to his last burn would be to break character and start laughing at his "win".

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 6 лет назад

      @ RubDub : Yeah, that was awesome.

    • @charlieextra9406
      @charlieextra9406 6 лет назад +8

      yeah, that guy won this round. but i love the hosts reaction to mayim bialik's response (big bang theory).

  • @theghostreckon69420
    @theghostreckon69420 2 года назад +2

    That exchange between Howard and that real life sized Christmas decoration women was funny as hell.

  • @lbe
    @lbe 2 года назад +1

    7:01 "I'm a neuroscientist" Fu€king brilliant 🤣

  • @rawlifeokolue9237
    @rawlifeokolue9237 3 года назад +2618

    "Protoplasmic, invertebrate, jellies!"

    • @victoriaalbastra6325
      @victoriaalbastra6325 3 года назад +16

      I love that!

    • @christianulrick1221
      @christianulrick1221 3 года назад +148

      Love him or hate him, you have to admit he has had some amazing comebacks over the years

    • @lawrence142002
      @lawrence142002 3 года назад +43

      And now he can barely muster the energy to stand up to Keir Starmer. How the buffoonish have fallen.

    • @GreenthumbsGarden
      @GreenthumbsGarden 3 года назад +14

      that cracked me up, what a diss 😂 😂

    • @charliebitmeoow
      @charliebitmeoow 3 года назад +44

      You forgot "supine" 😉😅

  • @electricchurchmedia1187
    @electricchurchmedia1187 3 года назад +1077

    The Mike Tyson one makes me laugh like a bastard everytime: “Thanks for coming in.”
    “Fuck you.” “Alright.”

    • @vanman757
      @vanman757 3 года назад +7

      Same 😆🤣

    • @justinwatson6932
      @justinwatson6932 3 года назад +5

      He just shouldn't have asked a question like that in the arvo especially when it comes to Iron Mike lol he was asking for it.
      They usually make an agreement pre air however that wasn't what Dan did lol fucking idiot

    • @Fordguy19
      @Fordguy19 3 года назад +11

      @@justinwatson6932 mike Tyson just mad
      because he knows he did it

    • @RH-nk7eo
      @RH-nk7eo 3 года назад +8

      Bitch had his tail between his legs even though he knew full well that he did Mike dirty. Good on Tyson for calling him out.

    • @justsomekid6847
      @justsomekid6847 3 года назад +1

      @@RH-nk7eo i dont get what happened can anyone explain?

  • @chipmunk1227
    @chipmunk1227 2 года назад +2

    There's a big difference between being cancelled and number 1. I love Jerry ❤️🤣😂

  • @mikevanderman2727
    @mikevanderman2727 2 года назад

    Man, don't f*** with Mike... Yes, don't f*** with me 😂😂😂

  • @elyonrobinson2384
    @elyonrobinson2384 3 года назад +1915

    “Great Supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies” is as British as any insult can be.

    • @lisasinclair2748
      @lisasinclair2748 3 года назад +53

      brilliant wasn't it

    • @tankierktm4816
      @tankierktm4816 3 года назад +39

      Init bruv

    • @ianleeandrews5838
      @ianleeandrews5838 3 года назад +92

      I don't think they are allowed to swear so they come up with innovative insults

    • @fozthepoet8274
      @fozthepoet8274 3 года назад +38

      Johnson wanting scrutiny... oh how times have changed.

    • @lisasinclair2748
      @lisasinclair2748 3 года назад +14

      @@fozthepoet8274 Gold isn't it. Mind you, he's only requesting questions from invertebrates.

  • @Night-mq8hn
    @Night-mq8hn 3 года назад +2440

    "Great Supine Protoplasmic
    Invertebrate Jellies!!!"
    Only in Britian 😂😂😂

    • @oskarfunes2505
      @oskarfunes2505 3 года назад +40

      Love British humor😄

    • @hiyashah1648
      @hiyashah1648 3 года назад +14

      What does it mean though ??
      Could u elaborate

    • @Night-mq8hn
      @Night-mq8hn 3 года назад +124

      @@hiyashah1648 He is basically saying they have no bone structure in reference to their lack of confidence to continue criticizing him

    • @hiyashah1648
      @hiyashah1648 3 года назад +7

      Oh
      😂

    • @babaroga73
      @babaroga73 3 года назад +15

      Also went to english school, I guess.

  • @liliesofthefield5310
    @liliesofthefield5310 2 года назад +4

    The weakest link one never gets old 😂

  • @lukeprimmer9366
    @lukeprimmer9366 2 года назад +1

    The guy taking on Anne Robinson is my hero 😅

  • @SaltedTurkey
    @SaltedTurkey 6 лет назад +1115

    "You come acroth like a nithe guy but you're a pieth of shit" 😂😂😂

    • @moshabraf
      @moshabraf 6 лет назад +1

      Alex I think you're mixing up Tyson with Chris Eubank. Tyson doesn't have a lisp, Eubank does.

    • @kashduece
      @kashduece 6 лет назад +78

      Shabba dabba Yes the fuck he does he is known for it lmao

    • @alunashepard9031
      @alunashepard9031 6 лет назад +9

      Tashi Rose Shabba Dabba thinks snuck isn't a word either.

    • @SaltedTurkey
      @SaltedTurkey 6 лет назад +11

      Shabba dabba bruh no, he's known for having a lisp.

    • @frauleinmona
      @frauleinmona 6 лет назад +1

      @Alex. Oh my Lord Alex you have my side splitting open right now! That is SO funny! I keep reading your comment over and over again! I don't know if any of you remember "In Living Color", but Keenan Ivory Wayans used to do a Mike Tyson parody and it was hilarious! He had Mike's little fairy voice and his lisp down to a "T"! lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @mylobage
    @mylobage 6 лет назад +4963

    Howard is a legend from here on out. Let it be known.

    • @PursuingInfinity
      @PursuingInfinity 6 лет назад +279

      mylobage She just kept digging herself in a hole. Felt bad for her. Glad she stopped LMFAO

    • @joseeduardobenavidesgonzal3685
      @joseeduardobenavidesgonzal3685 6 лет назад +173

      mylobage what kind of idiot asks something like "you must be quick"? Bitch was pretty much asking for it

    • @mattwhite5639
      @mattwhite5639 6 лет назад +261

      mylobage She kept trying to roast him but got obliterated

    • @texmexlink
      @texmexlink 6 лет назад +65

      Matt White ikr and it was satisfying as fuck

    • @maazypaaz
      @maazypaaz 6 лет назад +133

      That final roast obliderated her like Exodia

  • @sLimSHadY-cr7tg
    @sLimSHadY-cr7tg 2 года назад +1

    “Oh, come on Mike”
    “No, becuz your a piece of shit”
    💀😂😂

  • @ladyjay9482
    @ladyjay9482 2 года назад +4

    I love her she's a freaking scientist how awesome

  • @jasper6971
    @jasper6971 3 года назад +3587

    Someone give Howard from 7:24 a reward. He's a true master of comebacks

    • @BlankVonRecru1t
      @BlankVonRecru1t 3 года назад +234

      He’s a real mad lad

    • @alphabetsoup8628
      @alphabetsoup8628 3 года назад +540

      She tried to burn him so he threw her to a volcano

    • @mrcaesar3123
      @mrcaesar3123 3 года назад +62

      NowThislsEpic into the sun

    • @chiiv999
      @chiiv999 3 года назад +18

      Steve he never said “and” lmao

    • @chiiv999
      @chiiv999 3 года назад +21

      Steve I clicked and he said “Anne” referring to her name Anne Robinson.

  • @Emarimooo
    @Emarimooo 3 года назад +2892

    when mike tyson said "what are you gonna do about it" the reporter changed the conversation so fast like "Im in danger" lol

    • @theonewhobullies
      @theonewhobullies 3 года назад +44

      yeah like he had more clout than Tyson. Gtf outta here.😂

    • @andygee8716
      @andygee8716 3 года назад +163

      I figure the reporter had a huge bet on with the producer that he could call Mike Tyson a rapist to his face and get away with it.

    • @french.blackdevil1967
      @french.blackdevil1967 3 года назад +8

      Do not mess with Mike...Do you want to live any day

    • @andygee8716
      @andygee8716 3 года назад +14

      @NoireTCG Player Do you see any reference to bullets here, or are we not talking about hypothetical hand to hand combat with the man?

    • @cerebrxll6064
      @cerebrxll6064 3 года назад +6

      @NoireTCG Player what’re you talking about?

  • @PhoenixOutlaws
    @PhoenixOutlaws 2 года назад +3

    I remember watching Tyson take down that interviewer live on Tv and couldn’t stop laughing 💀

  • @deepaparakkal4241
    @deepaparakkal4241 2 года назад +4

    Conan's Villain laugh and grin as he holds up the dictionary for every one to see is the best

  • @aydinaguilar3435
    @aydinaguilar3435 4 года назад +1919

    “You’re so old when you were a kid rainbows were black and white”
    💀💀💀

    • @carriewinward3252
      @carriewinward3252 4 года назад +8

      OMG! That was the best!

    • @sharonapadalecki9923
      @sharonapadalecki9923 4 года назад +16

      Will Ferrel is 4 years older than Mark Wahlberg though

    • @twowolveshighfiving
      @twowolveshighfiving 4 года назад +3

      the rock thought pretty hard about Kevin's balls being so evil.

    • @its_britneybicth
      @its_britneybicth 4 года назад +1

      The writer of that line deserves a raise

    • @redakye
      @redakye 4 года назад +1

      I don't get it, can someone explain please?

  • @derk486
    @derk486 3 года назад +3154

    “Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies” christ boris, calm down

    • @victoriaiwanicka7289
      @victoriaiwanicka7289 3 года назад +262

      I don’t care for his political style but you’ve gotta love his vocabulary XD

    • @adamsmedley1541
      @adamsmedley1541 3 года назад +264

      Gotta give him credit for that, they made a massive issue about something he’d done but when he sat infront of them and gave them the chance to scrutinise and question him and they decided to skip over it. Didn’t have the balls to question him which infuriated him greatly as they wasted everyone’s time and threw aside their right to challenge him after all the shouting and moaning they had done prior

    • @derk486
      @derk486 3 года назад +42

      Yeah, i greatly dislike boris but the man does have a good way with words

    • @Propaproduct
      @Propaproduct 3 года назад +47

      That quote makes me laugh 100% of the time

    • @GhostInPajamas
      @GhostInPajamas 3 года назад +102

      Gotta be the most British insult I’ve ever heard. Incredible

  • @funkyfiss
    @funkyfiss 2 года назад +1

    I love the Mike Tyson interview!
    "You know.. your a piece of sh××." 😂

  • @Cheeky_moon
    @Cheeky_moon 2 года назад +1

    “This may surprise you but I grew up wearing a loincloth and river bathing so I can say native.” Zach 😆

  • @sarahiqbal3612
    @sarahiqbal3612 4 года назад +2495

    “something so small could be so impressive mark you would know about that” 💀💀

    • @ARJUN-SS
      @ARJUN-SS 4 года назад +131

      She slept with him 😂

    • @muffdiver240
      @muffdiver240 4 года назад +69

      @@ARJUN-SS ...and didn't like it.

    • @loualbino5536
      @loualbino5536 4 года назад +117

      @@muffdiver240 But she said it was impressive.

    • @mirkovladislav4321
      @mirkovladislav4321 4 года назад +14

      what did he do tho😂

    • @duey2140
      @duey2140 4 года назад

      🤣

  • @nehemiahlaquihon8636
    @nehemiahlaquihon8636 3 года назад +1987

    "yeah I'm a neuroscientist"
    Those two: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 3 года назад +62

      Look at her expression when he backpeddles a bit right before the comment., He says "Not that you aren't a genius" She's like "WTF?"

    • @JudoGeoff
      @JudoGeoff 3 года назад +39

      To be fair, being a neuroscientist and being awesome at calculus don't necessarily go hand-in-hand. It depends on the kind of neuroscience being done, so her "Well DUH" tone is a bit naive in that respect. Also, Bialik has said some *really* dumb things in her time, so suggesting that she is a genius might be a bit of a stretch. She certainly isn't great at staying in her lane when talking about certain scientific topics outside of her actual area of expertise.
      But now I've gone and perhaps overanalyzed things. Ah, well 🤷‍♂️

    • @BuGGyBoBerl
      @BuGGyBoBerl 3 года назад +13

      @@JudoGeoff i think it would rather be surprising if a neuroscientist is awesome at calculus. at least advanced calculus. not really their business and getting into that takes some effort which barely anyone does when he is busy doing other stuff, like neuroscience

    • @JudoGeoff
      @JudoGeoff 3 года назад +9

      @@BuGGyBoBerl oh for sure. There isn't anything about neuroscience per se that implies a mastery of advanced mathematics. In that respect, Bialik was trying too hard to be cute (and I mean "cute" in the pejorative sense) and clap back at the guy talking to her. It reeks of a bit of insecurity, to be honest.
      That said, some neuroscientists do know a solid bit of calculus. Electrophysiology experts who have to deal with a lot of signal transduction work will likely encounter more math than someone doing more "gross" whole-body human subjects studies, for instance. Same goes for neuroscientists who focus on neuromuscular function and biomechanics. Playing with waveforms or physics calculations all day will require a decent amount of calculus (in specific, applied ways at least).

    • @Shaznit
      @Shaznit 3 года назад +2

      6:51 "(I'm gonna ruin this man's whole career.)

  • @ryangarwood7369
    @ryangarwood7369 2 года назад

    The guy beside Mike 🤣🤣🤣🤣 looks like he's enjoying this a whole lot

  • @tobe3940
    @tobe3940 2 года назад

    4:48 "I just can't understand how something so small can be so impressive" -"well Mark, you would know about that"!
    Best comeback I've ever seen in these videos! XD Way to go to her!

  • @euangodfrey6965
    @euangodfrey6965 3 года назад +1605

    Have you heard of Nicaragua?
    Yes because we were schooled in England
    😂I can’t

    • @yashgupta8633
      @yashgupta8633 3 года назад +60

      Was she actually Talking about a country as if it’s a fad diet that she invented yesterday. “Have you heard of the new carrot agua diet?” 🤣

    • @FingerBreakerWu
      @FingerBreakerWu 3 года назад +5

      I've been to Managua...main street is full of effigies waiting to be burned, lol.

    • @jaminwaite3867
      @jaminwaite3867 3 года назад +28

      It’s savage bc it’s true 😭😭 I legit was only taught about the geography of Spanish-spealing countries bc I took Spanish classes

    • @zozodj2r
      @zozodj2r 3 года назад +4

      Noel Fielding is always fun

    • @FingerBreakerWu
      @FingerBreakerWu 3 года назад +18

      @@zozodj2r
      What's fucked up about that clip is that if you watch the full clip, the audience is laughing at Chelsea's scatterbrained observations, but sit on their hands when these lads say anything funny.

  • @jupiterlesabe
    @jupiterlesabe 5 лет назад +1937

    "I can't understand how something so small can be rather impressive"
    "Well Mark, you would know about that"

    • @spacificnocean8534
      @spacificnocean8534 5 лет назад +16

      I dont understand how that's an insult?

    • @joelromero6074
      @joelromero6074 5 лет назад +124

      @@spacificnocean8534 Because she is implying that his member is small, but also impressive. It does and doesn't work as a joke.

    • @Truevisionsolutions
      @Truevisionsolutions 5 лет назад +10

      Spacific Nocean REALLY?????? surely your not that stupid!!!

    • @spacificnocean8534
      @spacificnocean8534 5 лет назад +31

      If it is impressive than size doesnt matter. Not an insult.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 лет назад +7

      lol how can someone actually need that explaining!

  • @thebossdawghomie
    @thebossdawghomie 2 года назад +1

    At the end of that exchange, Ann should have redeemed herself and told the truth, "I'm absolutely SOAKED right now." 😂

    • @TimJapan
      @TimJapan 2 года назад

      I shuddered.

  • @D3hernandez1
    @D3hernandez1 2 года назад

    Simon and that Cleveland line had me dying 😂

  • @abbie_joan
    @abbie_joan 4 года назад +1813

    "I don't understand how something so small could be so impressive"
    "Oh well you would know that"

    • @istealwaifus8526
      @istealwaifus8526 4 года назад +64

      That was the best one for me

    • @JB-nj4cp
      @JB-nj4cp 4 года назад +45

      Pretty sure he hit and dumped her

    • @jacksmith4460
      @jacksmith4460 4 года назад +10

      yep that was a verbal arm bar if ever I heard one

    • @pedromdcc13
      @pedromdcc13 4 года назад +9

      The timing was amazing

    • @khazsilverstar
      @khazsilverstar 4 года назад +18

      But is it really an insult?

  • @gucciflipflops9193
    @gucciflipflops9193 3 года назад +2297

    I always laugh at how Russell Westbrook says “I’m out” and then turns around because he has nowhere to go

    • @nikkinicole5435
      @nikkinicole5435 3 года назад +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @daedlus7323
      @daedlus7323 3 года назад +10

      He didnt understand the question.

    • @kwayvldn3682
      @kwayvldn3682 3 года назад +28

      Daedlus the question was stupid

    • @daedlus7323
      @daedlus7323 3 года назад +8

      @@kwayvldn3682 you dont understand it either?

    • @swaglad9728
      @swaglad9728 3 года назад

      @@kwayvldn3682 exactly

  • @scooty6410
    @scooty6410 2 года назад

    I LOVE SIMON...the beginning during and end of weight watchers...lol...SAVAGE!!!