How to Survive a Knife Attack

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +103

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    • @Capriboar
      @Capriboar 7 лет назад +1

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    • @colinobrien5684
      @colinobrien5684 7 лет назад

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      @About90 7 лет назад

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  • @DaveDexterMusic
    @DaveDexterMusic 7 лет назад +204

    I did two sessions of aikido when I was fifteen and my main memory of it is coming home afterwards and saying excitedly to my brother "Ok, attack me! Wait, not like _that_ "

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +41

      haha-- I've heard that about aikido.

    • @anftrew3775
      @anftrew3775 6 лет назад +7

      Because after two aikido classes you have mastered it well enough to mock it?

    • @jonnyr5049
      @jonnyr5049 5 лет назад +9

      DaveDexterMusic yeh aikido is not the way to learn self defence

    • @Skersaroony
      @Skersaroony 4 года назад +18

      The Modern Rogue I like how you’re hating on aikido (rightfully but still) even though Krav Maga is widely known as a sucky way to defend yourself

    • @kegangardner8714
      @kegangardner8714 4 года назад +3

      @@Skersaroony Sucky way, that's why the Israelis use it in the military. Gotcha.

  • @adamemac
    @adamemac 7 лет назад +310

    *Life Hack #823:* Don't EVER leave your house and stay on RUclips all day, your chances of being robbed by a knife-weilding attacker are reduced by 99.7%.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +49

      True fact.

    • @doomsday97us
      @doomsday97us 5 лет назад +21

      And now with the .3% you know how to handle it.

    • @Morhan_Jehnez
      @Morhan_Jehnez 5 лет назад +5

      I read this in the strangest voice, and I can't quite process it.

    • @softlycrumblingcastle1820
      @softlycrumblingcastle1820 4 года назад +2

      Don't ever try or attempt such things shown here. You can get murdered.
      Devious as hell.

  • @lightningandcloud
    @lightningandcloud 7 лет назад +448

    fucking love the dynamic of these two hosts like seriously is my new mythbusters these guys need more subs

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +58

      Help us spread the word!

    • @lightningandcloud
      @lightningandcloud 7 лет назад +4

      dont worry i link my friends

    • @FioEl54
      @FioEl54 7 лет назад +2

      Pelvic thrust that link to your friends. It helps in any situation.

    • @turnttaco7661
      @turnttaco7661 7 лет назад +13

      lightningandcloud They're like mythbuster except they actually like each other

    • @lightningandcloud
      @lightningandcloud 7 лет назад +1

      damn straight as a arrow

  • @Z3kon4s
    @Z3kon4s 7 лет назад +63

    "He's got a knive, he's got a knive!" She screams, as she repeatadly stabbs the attacker.

  • @Medquill
    @Medquill 7 лет назад +143

    "Why're you stabbing yourself? Why're you stabbing yourself? Why're you stabbing yourself?" :P

  • @DiamondCalibre
    @DiamondCalibre 7 лет назад +222

    "This isn't like yelling 'stranger danger' this is.." That is correct, Jason. You are the danger.

    • @marshallboice6871
      @marshallboice6871 6 лет назад +8

      “Hello 911 someone just attacked me with a knife” “are you okay?” “I know Krav Maga””Don’t worry a body bag is on its way”

    • @thehuntersburrow7453
      @thehuntersburrow7453 6 лет назад +1

      I like the way you think

    • @thehuntersburrow7453
      @thehuntersburrow7453 6 лет назад

      I like the way you think

  • @kirkjohnson9353
    @kirkjohnson9353 5 лет назад +19

    This appears to be an escalation of what my brother used to call "Quit punching yourself"

  • @ferky123
    @ferky123 7 лет назад +129

    "She does it better," Jason has heard that a lot.

  • @Krebzonide
    @Krebzonide 7 лет назад +185

    Brian is just learning to stop all those annoying fans that jump him on the street.

    • @tomsjespers5230
      @tomsjespers5230 7 лет назад +32

      Yeahh, all those annoying fans with their molten styrofoam knifes...

    • @KyJoe01
      @KyJoe01 7 лет назад +1

      Hahaha

    • @SerratusAnterior
      @SerratusAnterior 7 лет назад +6

      Oh no my elaborate plan just got busted

  • @MatthewMichalsky
    @MatthewMichalsky 7 лет назад +574

    Jason is the fastest beard grower in the world

  • @badent94
    @badent94 7 лет назад +21

    "He's got a knife he's got a knife" (in his ribs)

  • @c.easium9012
    @c.easium9012 6 лет назад +27

    Someone: pulls a knife on me
    Me: could I have twelve minutes and nine seconds

  • @vooveks
    @vooveks 2 года назад +2

    Self defence top 3 tips:
    1) run
    2) tell joke to diffuse situation
    3) arm windmills

  • @luitmeinen1902
    @luitmeinen1902 7 лет назад +76

    What is on Brian's shirt?? is that Brian stabbing another Brian in front of a moon with a third Brian also with sword watching from the background?

  • @sheepfluffington7111
    @sheepfluffington7111 7 лет назад +149

    A cool modern rouge episode could be changing instrument cases into gun cases

    • @AMGmy17
      @AMGmy17 7 лет назад +7

      Sheep Fluffington that would be...
      Illegal

    • @expliteronboom3075
      @expliteronboom3075 7 лет назад +1

      I agree!!

    • @expliteronboom3075
      @expliteronboom3075 7 лет назад

      Damn I that is a really good idea

    • @Zahlenteufel1
      @Zahlenteufel1 7 лет назад +3

      Great idea!!! Maybe they should try out different ones to see what type is best or if you can do it and still have the instrument in so if somebody checks it looks like a normal case.

    • @johnbeauvais3159
      @johnbeauvais3159 7 лет назад +2

      I have done this with an ovation guitar case and my Auto Ordnance Thompson SBR

  • @wiseoldblackman5257
    @wiseoldblackman5257 7 лет назад +76

    Modern rouge learns How to get out of a locked trunk

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 7 лет назад +13

      Hmmmmmm...

    • @antwanjones1362
      @antwanjones1362 7 лет назад +4

      aren't there latches on the inside on most modern vehicles now?

    • @MemeDog211
      @MemeDog211 7 лет назад +2

      Antwan Jones it's a requirement yet you can remove it if you were to kidnap someone

    • @ggstudios8225
      @ggstudios8225 7 лет назад

      Shadow Man he did it on hacking the system

    • @VAC2
      @VAC2 5 лет назад

      You pull one of the many levers to open to the truck. They even glow in the dark now'

  • @BigHossPlayz
    @BigHossPlayz 3 года назад +1

    Did anyone else get an ad about "Stupid Knife Defense" and see Brian and Jason in the background? Because I sure did.

  • @theprogrammer32
    @theprogrammer32 7 лет назад +230

    *insert vague "this situation never happens that way" quote from someone that doesn't know any self-defense at all and doesn't realize that learning this will at least help in one situation, unlike just making this comment which wouldn't help anyone in any sself-defense situation reply*

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +67

      I regret that I have but only one thumbs up to give this comment.

    • @madking1635
      @madking1635 7 лет назад +14

      Don't worry. I have another thumbs up to give.

    • @SwordTune
      @SwordTune 6 лет назад +10

      In this case it's not that bad. Control the weapon and get out of its way. There's a lot more, but this is a fairly generic knife defense. To make is more functional, train with an opponent pulling you, maybe hitting or covering your hair. Do athletic conditioning for balance to resist being jerked around, and plyo exercise for explosive power. Self defense works better and better the more fit you are.

    • @AlejandroCab98
      @AlejandroCab98 6 лет назад +8

      This technique might be okay or it might kill you. But as someone who trains kickboxing, judo, bjj and wrestling... krav maga kinda sucks
      Edit: even the guy in the video mentioned “bjj has step by step where you have to nail each step to get it right” and she basically says nahh we don’t do that and explained you gotta use your.. whatever that was

    • @mcalleycat5054
      @mcalleycat5054 4 года назад +2

      The beauty about other structured martial arts, and some have been around for centuries, is they (in my observation and opinion) better exploit the weakness in the human structure, and allow anyone of any height and weight (often) to learn the principles needed to apply the moves on any height and weight (often). I don't like how some krav maga practitioners kind of slander other martial arts, and say that a willingness to kill (in order to survive of course) is their strength. I'm pretty sure if other martial arts were carried out without a ref ending the interaction, basically all disciplined moves will kill (in order to survive of course). Krav maga is just an unruled system. Personally, it would be harder for me to communicate the moves to myself when thinking, "oh I gotta do the knife thing now" versus "roundhouse, block, duck, right hook, incoming left hook, shift right, jab, etc" or maybe some other terms. I also ask myself this question when I have to compare apples and oranges, "Will the best [insert apple] beat the best [insert orange]?" This practical thought experiment is subjective but worth thinking about, because for me I think the best MMA fighter would beat the best krav maga fighter. Some people would say that krav maga fighters would have all skills of all disciplines if they were the best (unrealistic because that would be a lot to know), but to them I'd say that he would then tie the MMA fighter because they both would be the best in my thought experiment. This would, for me, prove that krav maga can only be as good as MMA but no better. I hope this wasn't the vague thing you alluded to.

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 7 лет назад +24

    Most men could not pull of wearing a t-shirt of themselves. Brushwood is not most men. He is literally just one men, and all the other men are technically most men. And he is not they.

  • @ChefLiamT
    @ChefLiamT 7 лет назад +3

    Can't believe you guys only have 469K subs! You deserve a lot more. Really enjoy watching your shows and your a great team! Always a good laugh while learning.

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 7 лет назад +2

      Thanks!

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +2

      Awesome! help spread the word?

    • @ChefLiamT
      @ChefLiamT 7 лет назад

      The Modern Rogue Of course! Keep up the good work 👌

  • @HelpFromAbove1
    @HelpFromAbove1 7 лет назад +78

    I have spent several years training in Krav Maga, no trainer I have every talked to would recommend fighting when you don't have too (Especially a knife fight). Always run if you can (exceptions apply, most notably if you are with your family). On the other hand, if you are forced to defend yourself, being trained in Krav gives you a better chance at survival than otherwise. If your attacker thinks they just attacked a pissed off psychopathic badger with vampire, you are doing the right thing. It is, however, worth noting that all of my instructors have told me that if I ever have to use the things I practice, I did something very wrong and very stupid, because I should be aware of my surroundings enough to avoid the fight in the first place. Also, to the guy who said Krav assumes many ideal situations... You should go to a [good] Krav class some time. The whole reason for sparing is to put you in situations that don't even approach a broad definition of "ideal".

    • @terrapinman
      @terrapinman 7 лет назад +11

      It's also pretty hard to turn yourself around and body stab the attacker, you've gotta move three feet the attacker has to move three millimeters.

    • @joemeatballs3694
      @joemeatballs3694 6 лет назад +1

      IMO you're better off sacrificing your weak hand, using it to grab the blade and throwing your elbow on your other arm into the guys face.

    • @AlejandroCab98
      @AlejandroCab98 6 лет назад +4

      Joe Meatballs or do a judo shoulder throw... only if you absolutely know he’s gonna kill you. That hook grabbing thing is all good but the person with the knife has way more force and can rip the knife back against your throat much easier

    • @stevencowan37
      @stevencowan37 5 лет назад +4

      @@AlejandroCab98 They don't have more force due to the way leverage and mass is applied; part of that technique (that wasn't showcased very well) is pinning that arm to your chest after the initial pull-down, and then leaning forward to leverage his elbow with your upper body (and the weight that entails). One of the fundamentals that you should always learn when dealing with grappling is that whatever part of the body you want to control, you need to be able to exert more leverage and force than the muscles in/around that part of the body can feasibly move. Pitting your arm against their arm isn't going to work outside of just a quick pull, but pulling in against your body makes it difficult to push away with the angles involved, and leaning down is going to stretch the elbow. At that point, your grip shifts to some semblance of a wrist-lock, and the principles are the same: you use your whole arms to manipulate his wrist, and your body to manipulate his arm below the elbow, to get into what I like to call the "Why you stabbin' yourself?" maneuver.
      Ultimately, though, if you can pull off a judo hip toss, that is a good way to go if you're only dealing with one attacker, as just that fall is likely to mess up the attacker if they aren't trained to take a fall. But ultimately, when knives are involved, if you walk out with all your fingers attached and your vital organs not penetrated, you did alright.

    • @paulpolito2001
      @paulpolito2001 5 лет назад

      I think most formalized distinctions past Striking and Grappling and proper balance and footwork can be tedious. I could be sparring, lol

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 6 лет назад +5

    "This is the weirdest hold up ever" pmsl!

  • @SerratusAnterior
    @SerratusAnterior 7 лет назад +15

    Hips out!
    Jason:(Majestic thrust)

  • @IceDragon978
    @IceDragon978 7 лет назад +3

    I envy the people who get to teach Brian and Jason. They're such a fun pair.

  • @kaguraschimizu4609
    @kaguraschimizu4609 7 лет назад +131

    Improvise, adopt, overcome . . .

    • @reptiliancock5391
      @reptiliancock5391 7 лет назад +25

      adapt*

    • @biojui1
      @biojui1 7 лет назад +2

      lmao

    • @reptiliancock5391
      @reptiliancock5391 7 лет назад +3

      Maybe it's a joke we are to stupid to understand? He's probably a Lizard.

    • @mikeychamp6453
      @mikeychamp6453 7 лет назад +2

      does this mean im adopted?

    • @kitsunekid16
      @kitsunekid16 7 лет назад +3

      ReptilianCock my only guess would be a reference from the Jimmy Timmy power hour from forever ago in which Timmy causes an error by putting adaptable instead of adoptable. But eh that was ages ago

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 7 лет назад +130

    Darn it..... and NOW I have to rewatch Game of Thrones from Season 1................ thanks a lot GUYS!!!

    • @IceDragon978
      @IceDragon978 7 лет назад +1

      Oh nooooo... Anything but that..... Whatever will you do... I don't envy your position.......................
      Enjoy ;)

    • @oliversimpson4805
      @oliversimpson4805 7 лет назад

      lol thank god i just finished ep 7 today, my fucking luck

    • @obi501
      @obi501 6 лет назад

      I know, thanks for the excuse

  • @mohammedaltyeb9738
    @mohammedaltyeb9738 7 лет назад

    never lets me down, this channel is what i need

  • @nicholasricardo8443
    @nicholasricardo8443 5 лет назад +14

    I think too many martial arts in general are far too dependent on your attacker not resisting whatsoever. In the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu episodes it wasn't as evident, because Jiu Jitsu is reliant on maintaining the mechanical advantage when it comes to leverage, balance, force etc.. Whereas in Krav Maga, the entire system seems dependent on your attacker not responding to your counterattack at all.

    • @heidibaltom8138
      @heidibaltom8138 4 года назад +1

      in this specific move i dont think the attacker has time and as soon as you move under the arm the knife is almost at his side and his arm is twisted so i dont think he can use the knife and might be too suprised to use the other hand. i dont actually know but thats what i got out of it.

    • @therealwarriorscholar
      @therealwarriorscholar Год назад

      @@heidibaltom8138 Some how the defender who has a knife to their throat is faster than the attacker who is behind them and needs to make a 1 inch move to cut the defenders throat where the defender has to make a series of complicated gross moves.. Have you ever trained any martial art, any knife art, anything. Ever got into a real fight?
      This is the equivalent of playing a chess game against an opponent who isn't making any moves.

    • @Violaetor
      @Violaetor 9 месяцев назад

      @@therealwarriorscholar exactly, if you are in threat of being stabbed/cut and you can't run away. You ARE getting stabbed, you are not winning that encounter. Here's what to expect in a knife fight ruclips.net/video/t69XMB-PINM/видео.html

  • @DownloadedPixelz
    @DownloadedPixelz 7 лет назад +2

    I’ve been watching Modern Rogue ever since it started and this episode is now one of my favorites because everyone was having so much fun

  • @Adshercott
    @Adshercott 7 лет назад +44

    Is that shirt the coveted "Moon With Three Brians"?

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +12

      yuuuuuuup

    • @RainyBoyLV
      @RainyBoyLV 7 лет назад

      The Modern Rogue i want one

    • @austinsmith742
      @austinsmith742 7 лет назад +3

      The Modern Rogue Jason needs to wear one of you and you need to wear one of Jason

  • @23Joe91
    @23Joe91 7 лет назад +35

    Brian and Jason are just one step away from working with Rooster Teeth! That would be so funny xD

    • @johndough446
      @johndough446 7 лет назад +3

      Joe McGain they have worked with Geoff's wife when they did chainsaw carving. I could certainly see a collaboration in the future.

    • @23Joe91
      @23Joe91 7 лет назад +1

      John dough Oh yeah! I had totally forgotten. Thanks for the reminder kind sir :D

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 7 лет назад +17

    But what if your enemy is evil Batman?
    Then your screwed

    • @mitchelll899
      @mitchelll899 7 лет назад +2

      Darrian Weathington then the world is doomed from parallel universe Batman.

  • @blzurd4792
    @blzurd4792 7 лет назад +2

    I was fucking crying of laughter “you smell nice”

  • @GuitarGuy057
    @GuitarGuy057 5 лет назад +6

    Realistically, you're gonna die around step 1.

  • @trevormeeks7406
    @trevormeeks7406 7 лет назад

    I was promised a 15 minute episode of you beating the crap out of each other, a square space ad and Star Trek music, there better be more Krav Maga videos in the future

  • @flowerpower2381
    @flowerpower2381 6 лет назад +4

    what happens if the attacker fights back

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 7 лет назад +2

    *Woke up to find a new Modern Rogue video in my notification*
    Ooh. Let's see what awesome adventures Brushwood and Murphy get up to today.
    *Catches brief glimpse of thumbnail*
    I always knew Murphy would snap one day, I just didn't expect it to be today. Rest in peace Brian Brushwood, may a chorus of spikey haired angels sing you to your rest.

  • @baileypate9460
    @baileypate9460 7 лет назад +14

    When you wear jeans to Karate class

    • @anftrew3775
      @anftrew3775 6 лет назад

      As opposed to pyjamas at a krav maga class

    • @jonnyr5049
      @jonnyr5049 5 лет назад

      Anf Trew lol 😂

  • @kmglasgo
    @kmglasgo 6 лет назад

    I used to work out at this gym!! I love them and they are absolutely amazing. Good choice going to them for this video.
    Whenever I explained to people what Krav was, I would just tell them "Hit hard. Hit fast. Hit first. Hit last." I feel that's a pretty good summary of the mentality.

  • @obi501
    @obi501 6 лет назад +4

    I promise it wouldn't work with live resistance

  • @noose9035
    @noose9035 7 лет назад

    Knife man comes from behind you and whispers into your ear "You smell nice" I lost it hahaha

  • @MayorMaya
    @MayorMaya 4 года назад +7

    the attacker is never applying any sort of strength or resistance 🤷‍♀️

    • @punklover99
      @punklover99 2 года назад

      It is basic training after all

  • @platyclysm4633
    @platyclysm4633 7 лет назад

    Finally, the first of hopefully several Krav episodes!

  • @random7009877
    @random7009877 7 лет назад +5

    This channel is so awesome, always keep that knife at him!

  • @jameswest6232
    @jameswest6232 7 лет назад

    FINALLY! I've been waiting for a Krav Maga video for ages (no offense to Brazilian Jujitsu).

  • @kynaston1474
    @kynaston1474 7 лет назад +189

    I love it when my attacker does exactly what I want...

    • @dcard228
      @dcard228 7 лет назад +39

      I love it when the target stands there and doesn't shoot back.
      that's how dumb you sound.

    • @wolfmatic399
      @wolfmatic399 7 лет назад +48

      dcard228 He's saying the demo isn't very realistic.

    • @dcard228
      @dcard228 7 лет назад +21

      wolfmatic it's about practicing the concept, like target practice

    • @wolfmatic399
      @wolfmatic399 7 лет назад +10

      dcard228 I understand. I do self defence not dissimilar to this. This doesn't appear to work if the attacker has a fast reaction. But still a demo should be different than practice. I would like to see a more realistic demo of this.

    • @user-uq4gr5nl5o
      @user-uq4gr5nl5o 7 лет назад +9

      How is this any different from any other martial arts of self defense demostration? In any demostration they don't just say "hit me!". They demonstrate different techniques and moves for different specific situations. Wtf.

  • @superdrummergaming
    @superdrummergaming 4 года назад +1

    I had some krav for law enforcement training in college. Hand to hand combative classes and such. My biggest take away was a single sentence. "Do it until you break something, then keep doing it harder." I'm not a huge dude, so that got the point across. Never fight fair. Fight to win. I'm going home to my family at the end of the day no matter what. Even if that day has people trying to hurt or kill me. It's the same with lethal force. Stop the threat regardless of their injuries. I don't shoot for them to die. I shoot for me to live. I shoot to stop a threat no matter what. If they die, they die. I don't care(in the moment) as long as I live. Killing someone stays with you for life, even if it was to save yourself. You remember their face, their crimes, and their family. You can't take it back, but you're alive.

  • @superninjaducky
    @superninjaducky 7 лет назад +3

    would it be a bad idea to stab the knife into them and then start punching and kicking? That way the knife, as long as you keep it pinned, really can't be used against you.

  • @superyoshi7777
    @superyoshi7777 7 лет назад +2

    Now we need the 6 hour version with Livin' in America.

  • @jamescole2725
    @jamescole2725 5 лет назад +3

    Lol imagine the hostage taker being competent or stronger faster oh wait they most likely are.

  • @afterhours39
    @afterhours39 7 лет назад

    You guys have entirely TOO much fun in your videos. It's great!!

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад

      So glad you dig them. Love making these.

  • @BlazeRKGK
    @BlazeRKGK 5 лет назад +4

    I did this but the attacker dropped the knife and decked me in the face with his other hand.
    Fun.

  • @darrellwillis4871
    @darrellwillis4871 6 лет назад

    If a wild Jason Murphy comes flying out of hiding with... "You smell nice" or "You have nice hair", I'm obligated for dinner and a movie. XD

  • @SkylordElberich
    @SkylordElberich 7 лет назад +66

    They finally did it. Krav Maga. Excuse me, I mean *_KRAV MAGA!!!_*

  • @Fluffisnoterm
    @Fluffisnoterm 7 лет назад +1

    These episodes give me life.

  • @StuartDinh
    @StuartDinh 7 лет назад +6

    Majestic T-shirt Brian

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +4

      :-D Whenever I wear it, there's this great moment where people pause, squint, and then burst into a grin.

  • @b_uppy
    @b_uppy 7 лет назад +1

    Love this. The humor motivates me to keep watching.
    Great video.
    So glad I subbed.

  • @OnwardToMail
    @OnwardToMail 7 лет назад +17

    Wow Jason's beard grows fast.

  • @evahxh
    @evahxh 7 лет назад

    Got a headspace ad for this video... lol

  • @bobabobaa8613
    @bobabobaa8613 7 лет назад +4

    Modern Rogue learning Parkour or Free rund? !

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 7 лет назад

    my favorite extended outtakes... finally happening

  • @DemonaruMusic
    @DemonaruMusic 7 лет назад +5

    Oh my god that's the Eddie from Rooster Teeth....that's awesome.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад

      yeah! Eddie is the best!

    • @DemonaruMusic
      @DemonaruMusic 7 лет назад +1

      Well, since he works with Rooster Teeth, we at least know he's used to dealing with silliness like you guys deal out. hahaha

  • @Snoigel
    @Snoigel 7 лет назад +1

    I love you guys! you guys seriously deserve more views and subs!!!!

  • @gtb_greedy7208
    @gtb_greedy7208 5 лет назад +5

    If some one holds you hostage with a knife or try’s to rob you just do as they say and give them what they want real life isn’t like the movies

    • @hansy8406
      @hansy8406 4 года назад +1

      That doesn't mean they'll keep you alive.

    • @gtb_greedy7208
      @gtb_greedy7208 4 года назад +1

      han sy if there guna kill you when you comply they’ll 100% kill you if you fight back

    • @hansy8406
      @hansy8406 4 года назад

      @@gtb_greedy7208 Well there's a chance you'll die no matter what decision you make. So I guess you're somewhat right. But it doesn't mean it's a guaranteed death.

    • @gtb_greedy7208
      @gtb_greedy7208 4 года назад +1

      han sy no matter what a RUclips video/ a fake martial arts tells you, you cannot defends yours against a knife without getting stabbed

    • @hansy8406
      @hansy8406 4 года назад

      @@gtb_greedy7208 GTB_Greedy Ehh, fair point. But would you prefer a potentially repairable wound over death? Now that I think about it. Either way, fight or not, it's going to be either a near-lethal wound, or death. So that kind of puts everything up to chance.

  • @sarcasticwhale
    @sarcasticwhale 7 лет назад

    I've been loving hearing all of baskaaT's music in your videos, it suits them very well!

  • @StuartDinh
    @StuartDinh 7 лет назад +111

    KRAV MAGA!!!

    • @thibaut5411
      @thibaut5411 7 лет назад +1

      Stuart Dinh kräv mägä!!!

    • @damonki9508
      @damonki9508 7 лет назад +3

      K R A V M A G A

    • @kiro9291
      @kiro9291 7 лет назад +3

      K R A V   M A G A

    • @oliversimpson4805
      @oliversimpson4805 7 лет назад +3

      K  R  A   V     M  A   G  A

    • @jeffreyparker4033
      @jeffreyparker4033 6 лет назад

      KaliJKD

  • @deadeye7667
    @deadeye7667 7 лет назад

    The best channel on youtube FACT

  • @RobertMarks618
    @RobertMarks618 7 лет назад +14

    Hey it's Eddie from Rooster Teeth

  • @RyaansInSpace
    @RyaansInSpace 7 лет назад +1

    You two are becoming the most dangerously armed, hand to hand combat trained, mixed drink making men out there.

  • @jaceevans2821
    @jaceevans2821 7 лет назад +9

    funny one, HAHA couldn't stop laughing

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 7 лет назад

      Jace Evans 🔪👹 gimmie all your dungeon and dragons

    • @jaceevans2821
      @jaceevans2821 7 лет назад +2

      Darrian Weathington Latch, pull down, step, STAB STAB STAB PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH KICK

  • @DTux5249
    @DTux5249 4 года назад

    "Stop kicking my groin"
    "NO GROIN NO KRAV MAGA"

  • @peter4999
    @peter4999 7 лет назад +4

    Damn Eddie works at rooster teeth.

  • @whippetgood1806
    @whippetgood1806 7 лет назад

    I hope one day I have a best friend I love as much as these two love each other. The perfect bromance 🤣

  • @ryancoates9223
    @ryancoates9223 7 лет назад +33

    I could be wrong, but i think that Eddie the trainer also works at Rooster Teeth. If not, he just looks really familiar.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +35

      yep! He totally does, and he's awesome.

    • @ryancoates9223
      @ryancoates9223 7 лет назад +5

      Wow that was a fast reply. Thanks! Keep up the amazing work! Big fan.

    • @chuckn1537
      @chuckn1537 7 лет назад

      Ryan Coates i

  • @aurorabennett2023
    @aurorabennett2023 7 лет назад

    The entire time i was replaying the outtakes in my head

  • @SleepingRaccoon
    @SleepingRaccoon 7 лет назад +9

    There now is a direct link between Modern Rouge and Rooster Teeth. this is now a very awesome day!

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +9

      ah, but there already was: ruclips.net/video/fumiLSAYKVA/видео.html

    • @SleepingRaccoon
      @SleepingRaccoon 7 лет назад +3

      The Modern Rogue I can’t believe I missed that episode! Thank you so much for sending that to me. This truly is an awesome day! XD

  • @FusionDeveloper
    @FusionDeveloper 7 лет назад

    "get your hips out" hahaha, well you may kill the attacker with laughter.

  • @christovandenberg4520
    @christovandenberg4520 7 лет назад +3

    What if he droped the knife

    • @robstarchives
      @robstarchives 7 лет назад +1

      it's most likely reverse psychology, keep going until there is only a pile of red mush left and even then they could get back up, so burn it.

  • @JacobBelanioProductions
    @JacobBelanioProductions 7 лет назад +1

    "Do you have to scream to add an element of surprise?"
    Brian Brushwood 2K17

  • @adamemac
    @adamemac 7 лет назад +3

    Idk about anyone else, but _I_ wouldn't mess with those ladies.. they look tough!

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +1

      yuuuuup

    • @darkwraithknyack126
      @darkwraithknyack126 5 лет назад +2

      I would. If i were an attacker. False sense of security prevents opponents from running away, and if i were the attacker i wouldnt be holding the knife like that and wouldnt have a two foot gap between either. 2:33 . Dont use this nonesense, itll get you KILLED. Thats why it is offensive. People will believe this video and then get stabed to death trying to apply these nonsensicle 'techniques'.
      Alot of modern martial arts is based in theory and they sell that theory without testing it. Either to profit or to justify false confidence.
      If you see a knife run and give them what they want or get a knife yourself so you can cut them more than they cut you because you are going to die.

    • @SteamPumpGamer
      @SteamPumpGamer 4 года назад

      @@darkwraithknyack126 I assume youve been in a lot of knife fights then?

    • @darkwraithknyack126
      @darkwraithknyack126 4 года назад

      @@SteamPumpGamer not for 10 months i havnt, you are late to the party phuckstick

  • @MikaEleFant
    @MikaEleFant 5 лет назад +2

    7:27 I feel like, because I've watched this part so many times now, that when I actually get mugged or held hostage with a knife held at my neck, my instant subconscious response will be to just thrust my pelvis out XD

  • @account3935
    @account3935 7 лет назад +12

    99% of my self defense technique is from youtube.

  • @awesomely193
    @awesomely193 7 лет назад

    The episode I've been waiting for.

  • @Craxler
    @Craxler 7 лет назад +11

    If you actually want to learn how to defend against knife attacks watch Active Self Protection some of the knife attacks he breaks down. Ofcourse watching videos isnt all that you should do, all forms of martials arts WILL help you in some way, just knowing your own strenght and what it takes to disable a threat
    Just like 99% of attacks, they happend from an ambush, meaning with a knife, if you didnt pay attention before that first swing comes out, youre going to get stabbed.
    Real life knife attack are fast, brutal and nothing like knife fights in the movies. If you dont have the attitude, skills and plan, the best thing you can do is to get out of the dangerzone as quick as possible.
    If not remember the 5 D's, Deflect, Dominate, Distract, Disarm, Disable
    Btw, when doing the first technique you can expect to get cut in the throat to some extent unless he actually is hovering the knife several inches from your throat...

    • @kradrol
      @kradrol 7 лет назад +3

      if you learn want to learn how to defend yourself against a knife, then get off youtube and go get training. you will never learn the skills from videos alone.

    • @guy-s
      @guy-s 7 лет назад +3

      Thanks Sherlock. If someone has a knife to your throat, that someone doesn't want you dead.

    • @joemeatballs3694
      @joemeatballs3694 6 лет назад +3

      Guy S - he wants your money not your life but if you try and make a move he won't think twice. Ain't no rest for the wicked...

  • @orphanpixels
    @orphanpixels 7 лет назад

    Jason implies that he doesn't do violence, then gets that look in his eye that says sometimes he comes to in alleyways surrounded by corpses and drenched in blood.

  • @MsClumzeez
    @MsClumzeez 7 лет назад +3

    This one is my favorite self defense video so far 😂

  • @flashlife8256
    @flashlife8256 6 лет назад

    Remember though that it's important to train with resistance as there are many minor details that make a big difference when defending against a determined attacker rather than a lackadaisical one.

  • @blackie126
    @blackie126 7 лет назад +7

    HOLY SHIT THEY DID KRAV MAGA WHAT I SUGGESTED THIS ON THE LAST VIDEO YESSSSS

  • @philsai8756
    @philsai8756 6 лет назад

    the opening skit reminded me of that spongebob episode where patrick just breaks everything with a karate chop

  • @rasmus9311
    @rasmus9311 7 лет назад +42

    You don't.

    • @whitepaws60
      @whitepaws60 7 лет назад +1

      rasmus9311 they do

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 7 лет назад +1

      Your overestimating knives. In the grand scheme, big stick > knife in defense.

    • @castlevaniasonataofarealsh3222
      @castlevaniasonataofarealsh3222 6 лет назад

      If someone sneaks behind you and stabs you, then you are screwed anyway. This is if you are taken from behind and being threatened.

  • @hrishs4100
    @hrishs4100 7 лет назад

    Jason’s beard is traveling across timelines

  • @_Clemens
    @_Clemens 7 лет назад +14

    Please do an Episode about smoking a pipe or cigars.
    Thanks

  • @snailgod27
    @snailgod27 3 года назад

    "This isn't like yelling stranger danger " No sir it is not, it's like the stranger yelling victim danger

  • @MichaelLaneMonkeywrench
    @MichaelLaneMonkeywrench 7 лет назад +7

    KRAV MAGAAAAAA

  • @AustinMorganDa_paperboy
    @AustinMorganDa_paperboy 7 лет назад

    Second time a RT employee has been in Modern Rougue. It's always a cool treat

  • @TheNocturnalAlchemist
    @TheNocturnalAlchemist 7 лет назад +197

    Easy use a gun

    • @bigmac2295
      @bigmac2295 7 лет назад +2

      The Nocturnal Alchemist I like your channel. Just subscribed

    • @carpet_appetite
      @carpet_appetite 7 лет назад +2

      You see the problem with that, right? What I'm trying to say is not everybody has a gun, but it being easier is true.

    • @skuzzyj
      @skuzzyj 7 лет назад +1

      Pop pop.
      Unless you carry .45, then *THUMP THUMP*

    • @OllieWales
      @OllieWales 7 лет назад +6

      Explain how you're going to draw and fire a gun with a knife to your throat.

    • @carpet_appetite
      @carpet_appetite 7 лет назад +1

      That as well, Ollie. Haha

  • @MasterTMO
    @MasterTMO 4 года назад

    The main thing I noticed, as someone who is 6'3, is that this move works WAY better if you're shorter than your attacker.

  • @kainebert5815
    @kainebert5815 7 лет назад +75

    Step 1: Bring a gun

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +51

      Step 2: also bring a time machine, since that gun is quite useless in the scenario depicted here.

    • @LunaTulpa
      @LunaTulpa 7 лет назад +4

      The Modern Rogue wouldn't that be step 0?

    • @halimceria
      @halimceria 7 лет назад +12

      Luna Tulpa time machine can be at any step. it's a freaking time machine.

    • @KhOrganization
      @KhOrganization 7 лет назад +1

      The Modern Rogue so is the time machine ;)

    • @theprogrammer32
      @theprogrammer32 7 лет назад +4

      Watch the mythbuster's "knife to a gun fight" video, the second they see the gun they will go for the kill and with a short range you won't have enough time to actually hit someone - unless your gun happens to be in your hand, fully loaded, and no safety --and your attacker is in front of you where you can actually shoot them.

  • @739redrose
    @739redrose 7 лет назад +1

    Cutest reaction at 5:20 by Erica