Patrice O'Neal - The Drunk Tapes (Compilation)
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- Опубликовано: 6 мар 2018
- A compilation of over 10 segments, with Patrice O'Neal in studio, where he discusses drinking, listens to and analyzes audio of broadcasters, celebrities, radio personalities, etc. who may or may not have been drunk live on air, shares stories of why he doesn't drink, and much more.
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"how are you doing Mr?"
"Well I'm jus-"
"MR MAAAAAN"
28:03
Just something about how Patrice says “STINKS” just hits different
These clips of Patrice on O&A got me through 2020
Patrice O'Neal helped me through a brutal break up and helped me step my game up. Medicine in the form of truth.
I swear!! Same here.
Patrice is therapeutic. 👍
Facts
He’s carrying us through the Reeeeeeee’ing 20s
"We shoot each other sober dude, that's clarity!" - Patrice O'Neal
Patrice really had an amazing thought process and insight. R.i.p. wish he was here dude was one funny guy man.
Dudeguyman
Dick Thomas I was thinking the exact same thing
I'll never forget "The United Areas of America"
Never heard the drunk female radio host segment before. Gold
she died back in 2008 too. kind of spices up the audio a bit when you know that.
jackjackjackNcoke it would spice it up if she died from something alcohol related, but her dying from complications of a broken leg is just weird and unfortunate
tnekable FTW! Thank you for the clip. Love me some Norm, kudos good sir.
@@Timillionaire unless you just assume drinking lead to her broken leg I think it was a skiing crash so maybe there is still a laugh in there
I just heard about it now. 03/27/2020 12:19 AM
“If I catch a nigga putting Diet Coke in the Louis I’ll smack the shit out of you” lmfao
EazyyMuthuLovinnE It'd kill me and I don't even drink.
I fucking love Patrice. He called this woman a "rusty-toed bitch" LOL!!!!!
I can't help but think when Dave mentioned drinking vodka to hide the smell he was hinting that she reeked of booze.
Radio will never be this good again.
Not a chance in hell
Honestly, no podcast or any long format talk entertainment has come close to touching O&A in their prime since them splitting.
MR. MAAANNNNNNN
28:03
@@spinningchurro Thanks...was thinking about that piece all week lol
Rarely does anyone become more interesting/charming when they’re drinking, unless it’s a hot poa that you’re trying to lay
You know, Ant does look a lot like Mo
Thanks asshole. I can't unsee that shit😅😅
@@Wildfan-sg3fh These days he looks like Hamilton Burger.
play this video at 50% playback speed and everyone’s drunk lmao
Holy fuck i thought 0.75 was bad but GOT DAAMMM!
@@zachcalvillo2064 lmao
(bad joke) I'll give it a "shot"
@@LRrealest Just say "tss tss" and call it a character
And Bush sounds like he's high out his mind
Shes lovlely feel sory for her, mister man is one of the funniest things ive ever heard
Patrice and Pat Cooper the legends of comedy radio.
Pat Cooper saying "all bullies are secret homosexuals" in relation to show biz is one of the greatest things I have ever heard.
I've got a soft spot for drunks
Craig Ferguson was a late night god.
Criminally underrated.
When she said insomniac I thought she was going for a Dave Attell reference.
Hell yeah
Anthony's background Ric Flair"fired" at 4:44 had me rolling. 🤣
Vince McMahon not flair
@@DaRealBenRichardsthey sorta morphed into the same person lol
Poor lady, she seemed so sweet, sad she died. I don't think she should've even been fired for this, but, I guess that's how shit goes. Pretty woman too.
joseph hopeless booooo
Yeah everyone should work trashed
@@DerricktheWhite nah just radio hosts
@@DerricktheWhite Dude it's radio who cares
@@immanuelcunt7296 lmao MechanicalFoundGhost is a dork
Frankie Blue 1:24:50
And Patrice's response is great.
15:28
Louis goes down extremely smooth. You cant drink henny the same afterwards
It’s all garbage
57:49 is the reason Opie is the WORST!!! Listen to his line of questioning and cutting off Patrice…
Hes an absolute fuckin' goofball,
“You think my last paycheck is in that moose?”
25:00 Dave Attell talks to drunk lady
43:30
54:17
Jimmy the Greek's honesty backfires..
"ON THE TINGGG!!"
darian was a cutie, RIP
NeoSilvanus she looks like a dude with a red wig on..
@@crapconnoisseur6691 so?
@@KokeBeast23 I’d hit it, then leave as Tuesday mornings are wild
Bet Sirius repo'd that bottle of Louie from Opie😂😂😂
The bottle that had cum and freckles in it 🤣
He knows those feet smell like funions...😭🤣🤣🤣🔥🦶🏾
that’s how they should’ve spelled it
37:40 song is called Girl From Ipanema if anyone was interested.
What was the song at 1:39:50 ???
Already at the beginning Opie is trying his hardest to talk over and steamroll conversation
Stfu already. We get it! Stfu! What are you adding by repeating that comment on every video?
@@dolphlundgren8563 what are you adding by repeating this comment on every comment
@@VelvetySharkToast what are you adding by commenting on a comments comment
@@i-fart-in-elevators yes
5:15 its terrifying how this reflects opie
What song is playing in the background 1:38:15 someone has to know it
8:58 that's the moment Opie had the idea for the homeless shopping, historical bit btw, for those who think Opie do nothing.
it's also funny how he's complaining about drunk host being fired and they almost got fired for it, lol
I'm listening to history in the making
Was this before or after Dave got sober
RIP Darian O’Toole, she was hilarious as a drunk radio host.
4:10 Everybody knew
Hell yeah . Great upload! Keep em coming crackhead!
thx John!
my friends fucked me up....i can handle ridiculous amounts of booze...holler of you can agree
Mr. MAAAAAN! HOLY COW XD XD XD XD XD XD
21:28 DICE
I've heard of people with cancer dying from complications of a broken leg.
For some reason that makes me extra queasy.
She's in Cuba with Pac
She died at the age of 40 from complications from a broken leg.
Global Jay are you for real
Global Jay yeah, the complication was it was her neck that was broken.
Waylon Slithers LOOL. Classic
opie: velasQUEz
It's driving me crazy
Why the fuck didn't youtube recommend me this sooner? IM SUBSCRIBED N SHIT! AND I LISTEN TO THE FRANKIE BLUE AND WHATS HER FACE AUDIO ALL THE TIME, FUCK. My favorite is when they're going to F*** that winner!
Patrice is so right… Black folk drink fine liquors like Colt 45, Olde English and St. ides.
Opie and A missed the coffee remark ctfu
yeah thats not drunk. thats pills lol. i guess this was slightly pre pill addiction boom in america
Right in the middle of it. But the slurring and drunken similarity is more common with benzos, which have been popular here since the 60s. Maybe she’s still feeling the ambien from the night before, she did mention the doctor “hooking her up.” Anyways.. my main point is that the pill epidemic here was mainly an opiate thing and it was bigger in the south and on the east coast than the west, although it did make its way out there too.
There was a quiet long stretch where docs were giving pills away for years but there was a gap between the years where the niche pill users took advantage until the culture caught on with the mainstream ( after 1999 xtc got huge for a few years,but then it got popular in hip-hop too and the quality dipped, when it dipped, the prescriptions got more popular in that culture and it morphed from there.
Few yrs of that, the docs cut back pills rapidly so the H took that over. Then came subs
Im writing a novel lol
Filled up a Dusse bottle 3X with Henny. No one knew the difference. J/s
10 dollar difference bruh. Tacky ass.
I would've known the difference instantly. You know hen when you taste it. Dusse way stronger than hen too
@@gcrazy64 Hennessy way sweeter too. We big time drinkers bruh🤣🤣
I don't think Darian O'Toole was drunk, I think she was on Ambien.
whos ant kidding? he used to puke in bathrooms during breaks in the show...pot ..kettle...drunk
More top shelf liquors are better on the hangovers. $50+ bottles helps avoid the hang over. Johnny walker $150 bottle, me and a friend shared it with shots, no hangover. Do it with jim beam and you’re fucked
It's just the sugar you have to watch for. The cheaper the booze the more loaded it is with it. And if course, down 2 glasses of water before bed. The only true hangover cure
Horseshit
@@Spootnikgotta eat too
Surprised Patrice got so big without booze
The whole Black vs White people drinking culture is funny, but actually really fucking interesting.
Tipsy > Hammered
1:16:50
1:37:51
That's such a depressing looking Homer Simpson
Frankie Blue 1:10:30 ✊🏿
1:10:20
If they can make booze that is somehow 100x more expensive than jack, that’s like having weed that is 600$ an eighth lol where do they get these prices? Was it aged 50 years or what’s special about it? It’s booze the 600$ eighth would actually make more sense there’s more variables and takes skill and knowledge, a caveman can make booze lol
A lot of it is just the status of the company itself. Lot of hype. You can find that shit in the recreational states with weed too. Maybe not so crazy now, but it’ll come. $700 blunts that are “grown and rolled with top shelf private stock” or whatever.
What ever happened to her?
She got sober and lived happily ever after
She died of something related to her cancer
!comedycrackhead
the female dj died from a broken leg
Godfather of the so called manosphere, he’s immortalized!
B
Darien otoole was always horrible, drunk Darien is even worse
The funny thing is the Jimmy the Greek clip actually isn’t supported in science despite what patrice and O & A think
Selective breeding works so how do you figure that it doesn't?
in theory, no studies have shown that over the relatively short period of slavery that there's been 1.) enough selective pressure on slaves in the Americas that certain phenotypes have been selected for. The only change they've been able to track from slavery and this is contentious, that Africans who survived the transatlantic voyage may be those who could retain higher amounts of salt in the blood. The Atlantic passage voyage is the only event in slavery that was a "culling" event where people with certain attributes would survive and others wouldn't. This is because of the low amount of food they gave the passengers so those who would expel salt from their body quicker died and those who could essentially retain sodium tended to live. For example, Slave owners in the Americas only really favored young men and women. There wasn't enough slaves nor were they affordable enough to have this kind of "only breed the biggest and strongest" and the runts don't breed mentality. Tall slaves, short slaves, they all bred and they all were put to work on plantations.
2.) studies have been done and so far there's no evidence that "Africans" in general have any phenotypical differences that make them superior in physical activity. Height, weight, muscle strength, types of muscle fibers, none of those things are shown in studies to be favored in Africans writ large compared to any other group. WHat DOES seem to be a predictor for certain sports advantageous genomes is individual genetic lineage. For example, sons and daughters of athletes tend to become athletes.
MAybe in certain small populations among AFricans we see certain genetic traits that confer advantages in specific sports (like the mountain village in Kenya that has tons of marathon runners from it, or certain communities in Norway and Iceland that see a disproportionate representation of strongmen from) but otherwise among all humans we see roughly in each society, we see bell shape curves representing the variation of body types (short, tall, wider, narrower). That being said, there are new theories and reliable ones about sunlight exposure determining height, nostril width, (hehe) width, bone density, hair type, lip size, nose shape , eye color, ... Roughly the more we deviate north or south from the equator, the lighter human skin becomes. It's like a trickle down effect on appearance. Even then, that's only a fraction of actual human dna that's determining that. Something like .001%.
Until new studies come out , that's the most authoritative I've heard.
I'm curious, what do you think "selective breeding" is? It's kind of a vague term.
science doesn't discredit it, differences in population groups isn't touched in the community due to it being career suicide, it even ruined the guy who discovered DNA (James Watson) when he mentioned racial differences in IQ.
I don't think the speed thing is due to Slavery though, it is just a West African thing, while East Africans selected for endurance.
It will be a while to where the science can actually prove or disprove, but scientists make inferences off of observable prevalences in comparable groups all the time, they just don't do the same for humans as thats a no no. Its kind of common sense though, it takes very basic pattern recognition.
James Watson was half of a team.
Typical, conspiracy theory bro-shit. I'd laugh if it wasn't so pathetic looking to see an excuse like that. After ample common-knowledge in almost 2 decades of exposure online to properly inform you that a response like "career suicide" is a cop-out. I suppose you think that George soros is paying me to write this reply and I'm a PC-troll. Hate to spoil your sciency sounding creative writing experiment: IQ is uncontroversialy proven to be affected by genetics however the distribution is equal across all races once education (an environmental aspect) is controlled. Even further correlations/ predictors to IQ are parental income/ health/ diet. These things all have more impact on IQ than genes alone.
That speed thing is a little bit of anecdote. It's a convoluted statement and one just based off an observation "there are a lot of fast Africans" regardless of social pressures or environmental primers that engender Africans to compete in running sports. Speed is a multifactored thing and while it could be proven eventually that there tends to be a slightly higher percentage of fast twitch genes among certain AFrican diaspora communities (because most olympian runners aren't from W AFrica but actually the Carribbean.)
Also about your idea "why would IQ be such a blank slate across all groups of people?" Don't forget that phenotype trends among people barely constitute .002 of the genome where intelligence certainly isn't that fickle and takes up more "room" in our dna. IQ is also a very contentious concept with competing theories. You could be right that certain groups developed mutations at some point but we simply dont have evidence of that. All forays into genetic studies show that the tip of the human genome iceberg, which is essentially our shell or our suit (the way we look) is less than .05% or more acurately like .002% or something of the total human genome. To other genetic information, it's dwarfed. The theory modernly is that because our phenotype is exposed to the enviorment, it's amenable to change in a way that's far more fluid and effected by environment than other areas of genes. The idea with IQ is that there's something to do with epigenetics. So, yes, groups of people who are smart tend to have smart offspring but the major constant in this is so far, environmental. We don't have genetic links to say, different types of memory that would aid in a higher IQ for eg.
Opie: do you like louis 13th?
Patrice: I don't drink
Opie: no, I mean your friends....
The dude can't even stand his question being answered different from what he expects. What an insecure ASSSS
1:17:44