Opie & Anthony - Patrice vs Gallagher

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @dksilvers1759
    @dksilvers1759 2 года назад +430

    *Gallagher finally makes it to the pearly gates*
    Patrice: "What the fuck is up, Leo?!"

    • @DCMA247
      @DCMA247 2 года назад +9

      aaha facts!

    • @DaveLeperre
      @DaveLeperre Год назад +17

      Waaaaaahhhhh hahahahahahaha cuz they both dead or sumthin hahahahaha tsssssss aw fawk ya home run

    • @burdleaf5196
      @burdleaf5196 Год назад +4

      BAHAHAAHAHAAA comedy Gold!

    • @brodieyake7735
      @brodieyake7735 Год назад +1

      Gallagher spends the rest of his eternity in paradise smashing the heads of sinners with his holy sledge-o-matic for the Lord's amusement.

    • @jeremiahsalvacion7329
      @jeremiahsalvacion7329 Год назад

      @@DaveLeperres

  • @heli0s2003
    @heli0s2003 Год назад +246

    Right now, Patrice and Leo are in heaven together, playing games. Patrice is throwing watermelons downhill, onto a series of downward sloping ramps, as Leo is smashing them with a hammer, jumping over them, trying to get to the top.

    • @AgainstDaMachine
      @AgainstDaMachine Год назад +11

      Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonygbeulie4701
      @tonygbeulie4701 Год назад +3

      XD this comment should be shown way more love XD

    • @rydz656
      @rydz656 Год назад +5

      LMAO a series of downward sloping ramps.

    • @callum6224
      @callum6224 Год назад +2

      Holy shit lol

    • @saca4908
      @saca4908 Год назад +3

      Holy shit hahahaha brilliant

  • @nico1397
    @nico1397 2 года назад +139

    Opie making uncomfortable moments worse was honestly his forte, in a good way. Really shines in this one.

    • @rydz656
      @rydz656 Год назад +14

      You know it's bad if even Opie is getting in lines.

    • @Not-Ken-Molestina
      @Not-Ken-Molestina 11 месяцев назад +2

      Like using a toilet

    • @cheiatianbriem2078
      @cheiatianbriem2078 5 месяцев назад +4

      absolutely. you are so correct. peeps bash him constantly, but he really is the other half

    • @alexanderbean7737
      @alexanderbean7737 4 месяца назад +5

      This is true. Opie was good during uncomfortable interviews and things like Jocktober

    • @case1516
      @case1516 3 месяца назад

      58:50 holy shit. This is as good as it gets 😂😂

  • @YokozunaNumber1
    @YokozunaNumber1 4 года назад +293

    Patrice: "Why a watermelon?"
    I haven't laughed this hard in years.

    • @g0sT23
      @g0sT23 4 месяца назад +1

      @1:09:00

  • @scrambie
    @scrambie 9 лет назад +218

    "fux yeah, nigga"
    - Patrice O'Neal

    • @theonecalledvino8165
      @theonecalledvino8165 9 лет назад +5

      +Scramblieggs Bahahahaaaa!! He said that to 1980's Gallagher.... Talk about sign of the times!

    • @jrreogreugerugregreger7486
      @jrreogreugerugregreger7486 9 лет назад +11

      +Scramblieggs "I'll beat a bitch's pussy with a hammer like that watermelon"

    • @trooperjoe73
      @trooperjoe73 7 лет назад

      Scramblieggs - Legendary!

    • @iceavelli7667
      @iceavelli7667 День назад

      Classic 🤣

  • @TRIIGGAVELLI
    @TRIIGGAVELLI 2 года назад +160

    As soon as I heard the news I had to listen to this again lol. I hope him and Patrice made up in the great beyond. RIP Legends.

    • @NoctesTheCat
      @NoctesTheCat 2 года назад +8

      Same here lol

    • @Resevil
      @Resevil 2 года назад +18

      Lol, they’re both in Hell.
      “Those little horns and shit? Get those the fuck OUT”

    • @dreddscott3873
      @dreddscott3873 2 года назад +4

      Same. Once yesterday and once today, lol.

    • @TRIIGGAVELLI
      @TRIIGGAVELLI 2 года назад +4

      @@Resevil Well I said "Great Beyond" not heaven. See you there too

    • @dreddscott3873
      @dreddscott3873 2 года назад +7

      It's been 3 days since Gallagher died and I've been listening to Patrice ever since, lol.

  • @johnffreydeppstein2474
    @johnffreydeppstein2474 3 года назад +483

    It is astonishingly amazing how often Patrice and Anthony are mentally in sync comedically.

    • @seancostello6070
      @seancostello6070 3 года назад +21

      Yuck

    • @nimo517
      @nimo517 3 года назад +45

      They are…. It’s almost like salt and pepper. In past videos they both admit to never ever wanting to hang out outside of radio. And are opinionated racially. But they are always on the same page. Patrice actually makes it harder, and therefore funnier, to compete so we end up getting the best of Ant. Normally, his jokes are amazing only in relative to Opie’s non jokes.

    • @ripleysasylum9991
      @ripleysasylum9991 3 года назад +17

      Awesome duo. Pure fantastic comedy I love it.
      Anthony and Patrice’s comedy timing is awesome

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 года назад +19

      @@nimo517 thats the great beauty: because if you hang out with your homies all the time nothing is new and no new jokes are created, but when you know how much of a piece of shit he is, and you had time to gather information, the next encouter is aways a warzone

    • @cartossin
      @cartossin 3 года назад +8

      @@nimo517 Yeah their unlikely chemistry is amazing.

  • @mikeleal9324
    @mikeleal9324 5 лет назад +433

    Gallagher: "I can't believe anyone is still listening to this"
    Jokes on you, hack. I'm listening to this shit years later. RIP to Patrice.

    • @Iron_Thunderstorm
      @Iron_Thunderstorm 5 лет назад +9

      Try the Opie and Anthony Roasts, which I doubt you haven't seen yet...but I've watched the Jim Norton roast and the Rich Vos roast at least 15 times

    • @robertablasted6890
      @robertablasted6890 5 лет назад +5

      @@Iron_Thunderstorm why would you listen to Voss?

    • @Wats3d
      @Wats3d 5 лет назад +18

      Because he is great!

    • @Mr_ATM
      @Mr_ATM 4 года назад +15

      I stone washhkk my car today

    • @dinozografakis
      @dinozografakis 3 года назад +3

      Yea Gallagher is complete trash compared to Patrice.

  • @GhettoFabulousLorch
    @GhettoFabulousLorch 2 года назад +464

    Ready for round 2 Patrice?

    • @pablojones77
      @pablojones77 2 года назад +28

      😂

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 2 года назад +50

      This just broke my heart

    • @Weezy414
      @Weezy414 2 года назад +53

      Nobody understands how amazing this comment is

    • @BigStevie
      @BigStevie 2 года назад +12

      Legends🤘

    • @jayreed9630
      @jayreed9630 2 года назад +18

      Love them both. RIP.

  • @KermitTheFrogHere
    @KermitTheFrogHere 10 лет назад +321

    "HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, THEY OUGHTA DAM UP THE COLORADO. OH!"
    Fucking hilarious.

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups 3 года назад +1

      HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, DAFREAKIN' NATIONAL ANTHEM IN MEXICAN. OH!

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 3 года назад +11

      Ant does the best Dice impression😎

    • @koopaa13
      @koopaa13 3 года назад +6

      38:20

    • @DSto90
      @DSto90 10 месяцев назад +2

      Dice was as funny as a dirty public toilet, like.. 😅 hah?
      The gimmick of impersonating Dice is funny but still.. Nooooo one since 2000's g.a.f. bout some "🎲"

    • @thescooterbrown
      @thescooterbrown 4 месяца назад

      ​@@DSto90its sounded funny to me and I don't even know 🎲, the intent of the impression is clear

  • @XaeeD
    @XaeeD 7 лет назад +128

    58:47 is gold
    Opie goes: "He said my mom fucked a viking."
    Patrice: "At least it has 'king' in it."
    Anthony immediately replies with: "Yours has 'king' in it too."
    Ant is a fuckin comedic genius.

  • @willhendrickson972
    @willhendrickson972 3 года назад +194

    This is the funniest radio bit ever. Patrice and Anthony were relentless! They’re the best radio duo in history, and this is their Mona Lisa.

    • @knicksfule
      @knicksfule 2 года назад +19

      By the end of this they've turned Gallagher into Fez

    • @aaron6431
      @aaron6431 Год назад +10

      @@knicksfule Fez vibes for sure.

    • @saca4908
      @saca4908 Год назад +4

      Very well put, sir. Agreed.

  • @CeeZee001
    @CeeZee001 3 года назад +114

    I've listened to this about once every year since 2010. Patrice was a comedy god

    • @CeeZee001
      @CeeZee001 2 года назад +6

      Still here. RIP patrekee

    • @ereek5
      @ereek5 2 года назад +3

      Somehow never heard this before"...Why a watermelon?" was one of the funniest lines I've heard in quite some time. The timing, the set up, everything. Perfection.

    • @mattyboyanderson
      @mattyboyanderson 2 года назад +1

      Patrice pulled "Booger Chops" and "Barnaby Clifton" out of thin air. Amazing.

    • @simeoncampbell7945
      @simeoncampbell7945 2 года назад +1

      If you’re willing, I’d take a new cut while we listen each year 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @simeoncampbell7945
      @simeoncampbell7945 2 года назад

      Last like to listen through 🙏🏼 Rip my dude

  • @rossazner5918
    @rossazner5918 2 года назад +32

    RIP Gallagher. Had to come here the second I heard the news. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @Sobieskicharge
    @Sobieskicharge 9 лет назад +86

    "SHE TYPED IN GALLAGHER REAL NAME, THAT SHIT SAID LEO NIGGA" lmao im in fucking tears

  • @MasterEm243
    @MasterEm243 7 лет назад +393

    "There's only 1 thing I can't apologize for, because I can't help being that."
    Line of the century.

    • @pCOCKPRO11
      @pCOCKPRO11 5 лет назад +2

      Took me a couple mins but l got it

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 4 года назад +3

      @@pCOCKPRO11 xD Jesus man, start smoking less. If the old man didn't get angry at the end, this would be a phenomenal episode, just a few funny guys messing with each other.

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 4 года назад +3

      @Juan C Salinas Where's the problem exactly?

    • @crieverytim
      @crieverytim 4 года назад +2

      what is that, just another way to say "I'm Born This Way"?

    • @theoriginaltommysteward
      @theoriginaltommysteward 4 года назад +4

      Hahaha how do people not understand this line?

  • @thesnapper84
    @thesnapper84 11 лет назад +192

    The end was classic....When Patrice said "let me know if he washes his hands"...right after he shakes Ghallagher hand.....CUT

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 6 лет назад +200

    "the Blue Man Group doesnt talk about the 1st Amendment and then become blue." Great line

    • @avidadolares
      @avidadolares 3 года назад +11

      But the Orange Man group does.

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang 3 года назад +1

      @@avidadolares that was fucking 👍 🤣🤣🤣

    • @intercoursehandguns851
      @intercoursehandguns851 Год назад

      ​@@avidadolares true dat 😢

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 3 месяца назад +1

      Imagine if they did tho. Really political and deep and then start applying the blue paint and don't say another word. It'd be fucking hilarious 😂

  • @keithfissel1884
    @keithfissel1884 3 года назад +98

    “He took his glasses off. Maybe he puts them on over the hood”.
    I spit out my Gatorade!!

    • @darrinmatthews3778
      @darrinmatthews3778 2 года назад +5

      I really wanted to hear Ants joke about Gallaghers Twitter but of course baby boy couldn’t handle it so Ant had to censor himself 😡

  • @knicksfule
    @knicksfule 2 года назад +136

    This is a good example of what Opie should be doing. He keeps Gallagher from leaving and asks leading questions

    • @louisskulnik7390
      @louisskulnik7390 Год назад +12

      It is a fantastic role on this type of program. Poor Opster did not agree, this killing the golden goose.

    • @JayrodTremonki
      @JayrodTremonki 8 месяцев назад +4

      His peak was keeping Donald Rumsfeld on the line

  • @DontTreadOnUsBlog
    @DontTreadOnUsBlog 9 лет назад +749

    The best part of this; Patrice didn't even do his own googling... just tells Von to do it over the radio and boom, she does it. She really was a soldier haha

    • @jrsmith3344
      @jrsmith3344 7 лет назад +37

      DontTreadOnMyVape
      True Pimp Shit

    • @Frankybroadcast
      @Frankybroadcast 6 лет назад +16

      Leooooo! Lmfao

    • @mackwoodworks
      @mackwoodworks 5 лет назад +2

      @Jonathan Straccia 🤢

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 5 лет назад

      @Lil' Connor Peterson what's the story there

    • @JustinBlazzzee
      @JustinBlazzzee 4 года назад +62

      Von is the worst. She tried to do comedy and it was the worst piece of shit you’ve ever seen in your life. Then she tried to market herself as some sort of dating coach, calling herself “coach Von”

  • @briangriffin5359
    @briangriffin5359 5 лет назад +122

    6 years later. I'm not even gonna try to pretend . I'm still replaying these.
    People like Patrice are needed . I'm pissed at him for dying. .

    • @oppeer
      @oppeer 2 года назад +9

      We need him more then ever

    • @kevincorso7929
      @kevincorso7929 2 года назад +6

      Fuck yea man. I come back every couple years. No shame.

    • @brianwilhelm3777
      @brianwilhelm3777 2 года назад +3

      I wonder what snacks & junk food was too irresistible & took him out😢

    • @xcaluhbration
      @xcaluhbration 2 года назад +1

      @@brianwilhelm3777 ALLLLLLLLLLLL OF THEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!

    • @rustyshack1707
      @rustyshack1707 Год назад +1

      I’m here now. Was here a couple years ago, and then a year before that lol. There’s no shame in it, I love these guys.

  • @SweatyOracle
    @SweatyOracle 2 года назад +50

    This is where I came when I heard Leo passed. It still makes me laugh out loud, something that rarely happens anymore

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 года назад +3

      He did O&A two days before this if you’ve never heard it : ruclips.net/video/sCJRpIuBb7w/видео.html beginning at 2:21:00

  • @copacetic9018
    @copacetic9018 9 лет назад +141

    God bless Patrice. Wish he was still with us.

  • @RickyLeroyBrownMusic
    @RickyLeroyBrownMusic 7 лет назад +95

    I listen to this about 4 times a year...
    ...it`s like my all time favourite movie I could watch forever...

    • @RickyLeroyBrownMusic
      @RickyLeroyBrownMusic 5 лет назад +1

      @Ajax Aidy he walked away in marc maron's podcast. He was/is not playing dumb/ignorant for the sake of it

    • @mattb8943
      @mattb8943 5 лет назад +9

      There are so many great lines.
      "Well he said my mom fucked a Viking."
      "Well imagine what he thinks my mom fucked!"
      "At least it has king in it, Jesus Christ."
      "Yours has king in it too."
      Holy shit, I'm dying laughing and I've listened to this easily 20-30 times over the years.

    • @zuscanga30
      @zuscanga30 4 года назад

      Matt B I might be stupid, but can someone explain the joke to me

    • @frozenlicks
      @frozenlicks 4 года назад +2

      @@zuscanga30 Anthony is referring to Kingkong

    • @kweenkareen6317
      @kweenkareen6317 4 года назад

      Its a *Classic*. ...it lifts me up too

  • @topsuperseven7910
    @topsuperseven7910 2 года назад +28

    I dont know that anything in life has brought me more joy than Patrice vs Gallagher. It's 2 hours of non-stop greatness lol

  • @BunniMonster
    @BunniMonster 7 лет назад +82

    58:47 and on..
    "Yours has "King" in it too.."
    Beautiful work.

  • @BigPrometheus
    @BigPrometheus 8 лет назад +312

    this is how you know Payrice had mad respect for Gallagher; he made fun of him but didn't rip him
    as much as he really could

    • @coach3155
      @coach3155 5 лет назад +34

      hes fuckin holding back bruh

    • @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw
      @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw 4 года назад +64

      Patrice was only using about 15% of his true power

    • @kweenkareen6317
      @kweenkareen6317 4 года назад +4

      That would have been so unfair and cruel. I cringe at a few parts of this LOL

    • @2gritty
      @2gritty 3 года назад +3

      @@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw facts

    • @eejaysoul7595
      @eejaysoul7595 3 года назад +16

      I think it’s because Patrice didn’t know him well enough to respectfully trash him like he would Colin or Vos. But the respect is clear.

  • @zufgh
    @zufgh 4 года назад +42

    27:24 I love how all three of them ask 'SCOTT THOMPSON?!' in utter bewilderment. The reveal of Carrot Top's real name just cuts right through Gallagher's rant.

    • @witwix
      @witwix Год назад +3

      it reminded me of a scooby doo episode when they take off the bad guys mask

    • @haileyshannon7548
      @haileyshannon7548 Год назад +2

      The Kid In The Hall?

  • @Dsmurf2201
    @Dsmurf2201 3 года назад +46

    "OOOOOH SHIT! OHTALMBOUTHIMOMMA!!!" Patrice silent then laughs. I lost it

    • @samuelo833
      @samuelo833 3 года назад +3

      Laughed so hard on that one :D

  • @parkshiledriver9960
    @parkshiledriver9960 2 года назад +21

    One of the best O&A episodes ever. I've listened to this whole thing more times than I can count.

    • @SFpurphaze
      @SFpurphaze 2 года назад +3

      Glad im not the only one. Over the years ive heard this 30x minimum, sad but this shit is a classic

    • @MentLeee
      @MentLeee 2 года назад

      Same. About once or twice a year

  • @paydn202
    @paydn202 2 года назад +23

    REST IN PIECE TWO LEGENDS haha i grew up on gallaghers first special i found patrice when i was like 13 im 32 now and still listen to patrice literally every day.

  • @beardandtasche4072
    @beardandtasche4072 6 месяцев назад +15

    I come back here every year for the steady escalation : timestamps for:
    - 50:23 - Beginning of gold
    - 56:05 - Gallagher Bathroom quipp
    - 57:05 - Flatulence
    - 58:20 - Gallagher drops the hat
    - 1:01:20 - Barbers
    - 1:01:50 - 1930’s
    - 1:04:42 - Africa Nigeria
    - 1:05:23 - Gallagher gets called out by Patrice
    - 1:05:41 - Burning Sledgehammer
    - 1:06:40 - Op calls it
    - 1:07:00 - Fountains
    - 1:08:25 - Hoods
    - 1:09:00 - Million dollar question
    - 1:10:50 - One thing Patrice can’t apologise

  • @itsMattydud3
    @itsMattydud3 9 лет назад +63

    At 1:07:37 when ant goes "... Look..." I like he's about to explain himself after that civil rights joke lmao I lost it I couldn't stop laughing

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 лет назад +1

      Social Anxiety Gaming I wasn’t ready!!
      Ant is a Savage

  • @athenique
    @athenique 2 года назад +14

    RIP Sir Ron Gallagher, may you and Patrice each enjoy your own water fountains in heaven.

  • @nonethemiser
    @nonethemiser 2 года назад +19

    "Hickory dickory dock, they oughta dam up the Colorado."

  • @cooliovasquez
    @cooliovasquez 10 лет назад +116

    Oh my fucking god, Anthony and Patrice were hilarious in this.

    • @mikeo5003
      @mikeo5003 5 лет назад

      what about opie?

    • @jody90210
      @jody90210 3 года назад +14

      @@mikeo5003 he was definitely there

    • @BeeHatGuy
      @BeeHatGuy 3 года назад +1

      @@jody90210 lmao

    • @thegodinhere
      @thegodinhere 3 года назад

      @@jody90210 🤣🤣🤣

  • @defaultusername123
    @defaultusername123 5 лет назад +46

    If this ever gets taken down, I’m going ape shit. This is hands down my favorite Patrice episode on O&A. If Patrice was around today I would have loved to have seen a Gallagher and Patrice podcast so god damn much. Opposites work in their case

  • @MisterMinotaur
    @MisterMinotaur 10 лет назад +143

    38:09 LMFAO "It's Andrew Dice Gallagher ghghghg"

  • @daveme3582
    @daveme3582 7 месяцев назад +5

    In a perfect world Patrice and Gallagher are kicking it now cracking each other up in the beyond. This was so epic

  • @TylerNorCal
    @TylerNorCal 9 лет назад +86

    Anthony's scary quickness and brilliance at 34:00

    • @DavidHayesbigtoe
      @DavidHayesbigtoe 3 года назад +9

      His King Kong line as well is lightning

    • @snicker576
      @snicker576 3 года назад

      @@DavidHayesbigtoe Man I didnt get the milkman one, I wishI did! What did Ant say? I cant really hear it

    • @theoriginaltommysteward
      @theoriginaltommysteward 3 года назад

      @@snicker576 Just reverse what Patrice says right before...

    • @snicker576
      @snicker576 3 года назад

      @@theoriginaltommysteward I tried man, the only thing I could come up with was "man milk", was that the joke?

    • @theoriginaltommysteward
      @theoriginaltommysteward 3 года назад +3

      @@snicker576 Haha that's not all he says...there's one more word after milkman.

  • @JohnDoe-cu2hl
    @JohnDoe-cu2hl 2 года назад +9

    Best segment ever RIP to everyone involved

  • @junebethune9316
    @junebethune9316 4 года назад +63

    58:19 when Patrice says "told you" - he won

  • @jtapia1123
    @jtapia1123 9 месяцев назад +2

    59:02 this has to be one of the great all time Anthony lines, he’s gotta be one of the funniest non-comedians ever

  • @MikeLoveThyself
    @MikeLoveThyself 4 года назад +38

    I always die laughing when Patrice tells him what to do with his hair and mustache 😂

  • @jeremylawson6648
    @jeremylawson6648 Год назад +9

    you have “I gave up mustache, I gave up hair do”😂 fuckin hilarious

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 7 лет назад +101

    Gallagher saying "you called me a fire hose.....squinting black people against the wall" was the most amazing thing I've ever heard

  • @MrGarage
    @MrGarage 3 года назад +9

    This is the best piece of radio that there ever will be.

  • @DJugg99
    @DJugg99 8 лет назад +7

    Radio gold. The parts that Opie, Anthony and Patrice played were done to perfection. Brilliant.

  • @ClintEatswood
    @ClintEatswood 5 лет назад +20

    This might be the best O&A segment ever.

  • @stickhurler11
    @stickhurler11 5 лет назад +8

    CLASSIC Patrice!!! He was untouchable. Thank you so much for uploading.

  • @GREGXCELENTEFILM
    @GREGXCELENTEFILM 7 лет назад +54

    holy shit everything was good and then after the Gallagher are you racist question it all turned into GOLD

  • @JohnnSmithh
    @JohnnSmithh 8 лет назад +33

    "i'm a friend of your life"
    lol he kills me

  • @thejerseycomic4723
    @thejerseycomic4723 5 лет назад +30

    50:41 Funniest response to that question😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BigStevie
    @BigStevie 2 года назад +9

    Rest In Peace Patrice & Gallagher💜

  • @aarone6483
    @aarone6483 3 года назад +27

    57:05 Patrice going in with the hard-hitting questions.

  • @Enuelle
    @Enuelle 6 лет назад +27

    Patrice's laugh through the whole thing.. This was epic god bless Patrice

  • @SnakePeel
    @SnakePeel 2 года назад +10

    This was amazingly funny! RIP Patrice and Gallagher.

  • @brandoeliksir2742
    @brandoeliksir2742 8 лет назад +301

    Q: Gallagher are you rascist
    A: Why?

    • @joshbirrell3992
      @joshbirrell3992 6 лет назад +7

      rayskist

    • @nateg9770
      @nateg9770 6 лет назад +37

      Brando Eliksir that was by far the funniest question Opie has ever asked and an even more brilliant response by Gallagher I laughed my ass off great moment and Patrice is the man

    • @nateg9770
      @nateg9770 6 лет назад +16

      truly one of my favorite moments besides patrice laughing at Bobo when he first witnessed the up and down game!! PATRICE I miss you brother! when opie sold the watch he got from Patrice's benefit after his death I lost all respect for opie. instead of a object that is supposed to be a reminder of a person who is supposed to be your friend and he returns it and gets a few shirts. And if opie tries saying that was a bit, he is lying. anyone else notice that shitty move opie did with the watch?? PATRICE YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!! I ALWAYS SAY TO MYSELF WHAT WOULD PATRICE DO?

    • @thejuggernaut6928
      @thejuggernaut6928 6 лет назад +13

      More relevant than ever. Liberals look to call everyone a racist. they live for it. So why give them the satisfaction?

    • @superstraight8402
      @superstraight8402 6 лет назад +2

      Nate G he sold the watch?! Are u fucking for real?! Why did he do that? Did he give a reason? Did he end up not like Patrice after he died???

  • @AgentXXSmith
    @AgentXXSmith 9 лет назад +34

    Patrice making Ant lose his shit(laughter, that is) is just the sweetest sound in the shitty fucking world.

  • @taLLdavid33
    @taLLdavid33 4 года назад +19

    "Mr.shitty wheelchair tiger woods joke" LMFAO!!

  • @noahcorpus6609
    @noahcorpus6609 10 лет назад +59

    Loved as a kid, completely bored as an adult, and after hearing him piss and moan about how great he is makes me never want to see or hear anything more about him.

    • @Mandy7D7
      @Mandy7D7 10 лет назад +14

      If you want to top it off, listen to him walk out on a pod cast with Marc Maron, it's on RUclips. Never heard anyone so egotistical and angry.

    • @MJAce85
      @MJAce85 5 лет назад +8

      Mandy Marc Maron was waaaay more egotistical than he was. He completely railroaded him the entire time.

  • @nasstak3440
    @nasstak3440 3 года назад +12

    The fire hose line may be the single greatest line ever uttered in radio, tv or the internet.

  • @scorcoz
    @scorcoz 5 лет назад +57

    "The blue man group doesn't talk about the first amendment and then become blue"
    Patrice O'Neal the GOAT everyone

    • @contactkeithstack
      @contactkeithstack 5 лет назад +16

      Haha it's like his lady gaga joke - this song goes out to all the disenfranchised, all the immigrants, yearning to be free - BRRR YAA BA BA BA

  • @JimmyORizzle
    @JimmyORizzle 4 года назад +44

    I’ve listened to this and loved it for several years now and am up to about my 20th listen. Still somehow the part that always gets me laughing the most is at 11:49 and Patrice’s random ‘I’m tryna help you man!’

    • @christiansky942
      @christiansky942 2 года назад

      It's amazing the replay value of these. I listen to the episode "Stupid sexy Bobby" quite a bit hahaha

  • @nolancho
    @nolancho 3 года назад +21

    Listening in 2021: this continues to make me ACTUALLY laugh out loud and INCREASES in funny every year until I die! PC culture will literally kill me before I dont find this funny! I'll die LAUGHING!🤣

  • @nothingtoseehear5012
    @nothingtoseehear5012 2 года назад +3

    Had to come back to this classic.

  • @JustSwivel2
    @JustSwivel2 7 месяцев назад +6

    "He's a Wolfman and you brought a full moon in."

  • @chazg8489
    @chazg8489 10 лет назад +118

    "he's going to put the glasses on over the hood" LMFAO

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 лет назад +3

      Chaz G that made me holler

    • @k27sweat
      @k27sweat 5 лет назад +2

      That was HILARIOUS!!

  • @Frankybroadcast
    @Frankybroadcast 6 лет назад +9

    This is one of the funniest episodes I've heard. Laughed my ass off the whole time. Damn. "You gotta line that up, get a goatee" WTF? BWAHAHAHA

  • @shmok
    @shmok 10 лет назад +168

    One of the greatest segments ever. Patrice and Ant were in rare form here and Gallagher unwittingly played the patsy to perfection.
    Even Opie came through with a few great lines. His Dean Wormer "no way to go through life" hit me hard

    • @antichavista82
      @antichavista82 3 года назад +10

      Gotta give it to the Opester, he was really good on this one playing the good cop.

    • @PrinceAppalling
      @PrinceAppalling 2 года назад +11

      "He really wants to smash an eggplant right now" was a pretty underrated line too imo

  • @TehLivingDeath
    @TehLivingDeath 11 лет назад +26

    From about 1:30:00 on, you can physical feel Gallagher's blood-pressure reaching critical mass. Awesome upload, thanks!

  • @Shmaynoria
    @Shmaynoria 9 лет назад +6

    11:50
    "I'm tryin' to help you, man! I wanna look at you not like "This guy Gallagher"... And you're gonna have to now go by Ron Gallagher."
    "Ron's his brother"
    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @Punditube
    @Punditube 10 лет назад +51

    1:07:22
    You know somethin' Gallagher? You know who the first person was to do your act?! The white guys with the firehoses during the civil rights movement. They just knocked ...-(people out)-!!
    ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhhahahahaa
    L M F A O!!!

  • @LoboLocoX
    @LoboLocoX 10 лет назад +27

    Gallagher sounds like Fez Whatley and his attitude during this matches him as well

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 6 лет назад +2

      You nailed it.

    • @notsusan
      @notsusan 4 года назад +1

      i was looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed this. he sounds so much like late-career Fez, but with more delusions of his own talent.

  • @chazzmccconnell2191
    @chazzmccconnell2191 5 лет назад +2

    This is one of the first o&a uploads that sold me

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity Год назад +4

    “I’m trying to teach him how to buy seeds and grow his own fruit!”
    😅😂😅😂😅

  • @Randomhero651
    @Randomhero651 9 лет назад +128

    Super smart guy Gallagher confused a photon with a proton.

    • @user-og6hl6lv7p
      @user-og6hl6lv7p 4 года назад +13

      @Trantor The Troll boooooo

    • @defaultusername123
      @defaultusername123 4 года назад +9

      Randomhero651 Gallagher likes to sound smart when in reality he’s a fuckin coo coo bird

    • @dannysigurdson6533
      @dannysigurdson6533 4 года назад +6

      I mean, it's a weird question but not really a nonsense question to ask what the difference is between a photon and an electron. But it would be so esoteric and so far removed from common knowledge that it would make the guy come across as even more of an insufferable douchebag. I don't know what's a worse look actually. Which way do I give him the benefit of the doubt?

    • @yofromda410j-man5
      @yofromda410j-man5 4 года назад +2

      Lmao i swear i was really pissed at that. He was so broken that he lost his composure and still tried and i could even see him uncrossing his arms to try and hurt feelings like a kid. But its defense i guess

    • @albertonavarrox86
      @albertonavarrox86 4 года назад +4

      nope he said photon on purpose he was ready for the response to correct them.

  • @CallingALLmarks
    @CallingALLmarks 3 года назад +3

    I listen to this clip at least once every few months

  • @cthulufunk
    @cthulufunk 7 лет назад +86

    Hilarious. Gallagher takes himself way too seriously and Patrice saw that.

    • @kweenkareen6317
      @kweenkareen6317 4 года назад +13

      Yep, played like a fiddle. I had no empathy. lol

    • @trple2
      @trple2 3 года назад +1

      Think of how annoying it would be to get career advice from Patrice when your career is 1000 times better. Leo was nice.

    • @skylardesmire9585
      @skylardesmire9585 3 года назад +17

      @@trple2 You're never too big to take advice, that's how you stop growing

    • @trple2
      @trple2 3 года назад

      @@skylardesmire9585 that's true. but it does help if the person is knowledgeable. there's a limit to the ratio of bullshit information vs valuable stuff anyone can take in. Just saying it would have been more compelling and a better use of everyone's time for Leo to be advising Patrice than vice versa.

    • @trple2
      @trple2 3 года назад

      @@zalenahquaddy4354 I mean, he made giant amount of money and was huge. That's not a very easy point to hit. Not saying he or anyone sustains that easily their whole career or into their 70s.

  • @noireverite9362
    @noireverite9362 7 лет назад +23

    I spat out my Coffee when Patrice O'Neal called Gallagher the N Word....he kept it Too Real!!! 💯👊😎

  • @johnnonamegibbon3580
    @johnnonamegibbon3580 8 лет назад +14

    1:58 "John boy rapes the black chick..? What planet is this on..? Oh, okay. I just thought it was Bizarro World?"
    - Anthony Cumia. Gold. Pure Gold.

  • @ClibanariusJJ
    @ClibanariusJJ 11 лет назад +49

    Holy crap, talk about living in the past. The "Windows is built on DOS so it's going to bottleneck" thing stopped being true DEFINITIVELY with XP. So in the year 2010, he was working with information outdated in 1999. Love seeing Gallagher be an idiot, thanks for posting this one in particular (RIP Patrice :( )

    • @jslbrt
      @jslbrt 10 лет назад +12

      Not only are you correct, but the MS-DOS architecture was pushed aside 3 editions earlier than XP. NT Architecture has been developed and favored for close to two decades now. Furthermore, Microsoft has an engineering base of over 40,000 individuals, they know what they are doing.
      On a relevant note, Gallagher is a fucking hack as I ever heard one.

    • @DannOfSteel
      @DannOfSteel 7 лет назад +1

      But his "dam up the Colorado river to stop the Mexican drug trade" idea was 100% relevant and revolutionary.

    • @BilltheButcher1855
      @BilltheButcher1855 6 лет назад +5

      Hey guys now come on... the idea of why the coach doesn’t dump the Gatorade cooler was pretty unthinkable. I mean Gallagher probably saved hundreds from heart attacks by presenting this brilliant idea

    • @Chris-yq3kp
      @Chris-yq3kp 4 года назад

      Andrew Dice Clay Because it’s tradition and deep down the coaches kind of enjoy it

  • @MegamaXX500
    @MegamaXX500 8 лет назад +236

    I DON'T HAVE JOKES LEO, I HAVE SOLILOQUYS

  • @thelokifiles
    @thelokifiles 2 года назад +4

    This was wild.... heard it 12 years later.

  • @PresidentoftheManosquare
    @PresidentoftheManosquare 2 года назад +3

    They both come together very quickly on the fact they both have integrity and have never sold out... and that is why they were never huge...

  • @harkonxbleach777
    @harkonxbleach777 8 лет назад +60

    "We make fun of everything and everyone." Except for you Opie, except for you.

    • @ThatCrazyPickles
      @ThatCrazyPickles 5 лет назад +13

      Howie W yeah true I started watching these like 3-4 years ago and I seen the comments and came with a open mind but it’s true everyone rips on each other except for opie cuz he gets a lil salty

  • @cointelpromusic6375
    @cointelpromusic6375 2 года назад +12

    45:00 ... "you're not my friend" hilarious every time

    • @jeremylawson6648
      @jeremylawson6648 Год назад

      so childish lol he had no reason to not like Patrice.

  • @msthang5366
    @msthang5366 6 лет назад +67

    Here’s the question
    “Why a watermelon”?

  • @tucsonwebuyhouses1465
    @tucsonwebuyhouses1465 9 месяцев назад +1

    Opie's question at 51:42 and Gallagher reaction/answer is classic O&A radio gold!

  • @Wonders2Ponder
    @Wonders2Ponder 3 года назад +14

    Anthony and Patrice had such good chemistry.

  • @aBT31
    @aBT31 2 года назад +11

    This is the first thing I thought of when I saw he died.

  • @stoybenxi7395
    @stoybenxi7395 2 года назад +14

    Patrice is grilling him again up there.

  • @absolutelamb262
    @absolutelamb262 3 года назад +5

    This is still one of my favorite episodes

  • @indykid811
    @indykid811 2 года назад +8

    Patrice and Anthony were a Flawless Comedic Duo

  • @jacktopia
    @jacktopia 2 года назад +2

    Has become even funnier over the years lol. So many good lines. Effing hilarious

  • @bentrend
    @bentrend Год назад +4

    1:30:37 the way Patrice says “c’mon mayne..” always cracks me up

  • @MarleyBM199
    @MarleyBM199 10 лет назад +386

    listening to this without knowing who gallagher is, you wouldn't think he was a comedian

    • @glenhanley6414
      @glenhanley6414 9 лет назад +79

      How couldn't you? He doesn't shut the fuck up saying it.

    • @BrokenDollyTV
      @BrokenDollyTV 7 лет назад +5

      I agree.

    • @Flying_Snakes
      @Flying_Snakes 6 лет назад +51

      because he wasn't...smashing watermelons and shit, fuckin' hack. That shit was almost funny one time if you are high.

    • @thejuggernaut6928
      @thejuggernaut6928 6 лет назад +8

      Just like all things. People talk shit about stuff they dont know.

    • @chazzmccconnell2191
      @chazzmccconnell2191 5 лет назад +15

      Who doesnt know who Gallagher is?

  • @whobootlegs5825
    @whobootlegs5825 4 года назад +9

    Great radio. Fascinating actually. Patrice was so fucking genuine. The most sincere comic around.

  • @LiquidCruelty
    @LiquidCruelty 2 года назад +40

    it is still baffling to me how anyone can listen to this and not understand that Patrice loved and respected Gallagher

    • @jungshin87
      @jungshin87 2 года назад +10

      indeed, in a strange way gallagher is a lot like patrice, and even more ironically, in this episode patrice was the one coaching gallgher to be LESS like himself, which is the very thing that patrice himself never properly compromised in.

    • @defaultusername123
      @defaultusername123 2 года назад +7

      Exactly. He called him “Carlinesque”, which is very true of Gallagher in his prime. Always appreciated the way Patrice tried to approach everyone as a person and not as “Gallagher” or whomever

    • @BusterCherry1
      @BusterCherry1 Год назад

      Yeah, they were fucking with him pretty good but it wasn't malicious.

    • @jeremylawson6648
      @jeremylawson6648 Год назад

      Gallagher wasn’t listening to Patrice at all.