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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @m33p0
    @m33p0 6 месяцев назад +9259

    honestly, having a dead rat as an alarm clock IS lore worthy.

    • @lumpystilskin5367
      @lumpystilskin5367 6 месяцев назад +37

      Ew

    • @m33p0
      @m33p0 6 месяцев назад +136

      @@lumpystilskin5367 true, but..... wouldn't you like to know?

    • @theZCAllen
      @theZCAllen 6 месяцев назад +108

      destroying a guild to get one raider for his group lol

    • @Agrothewarhorse
      @Agrothewarhorse 6 месяцев назад +40

      Lich Lord status

    • @dannys9074
      @dannys9074 6 месяцев назад +29

      @@theZCAllenhe did that? That’s fuckin hilarious

  • @lettuceeatbacon1746
    @lettuceeatbacon1746 6 месяцев назад +3681

    Asmon's house doesn't have a 5-second rule, if some food drops on the floor then it's part of the house now.

    • @AlexCrow
      @AlexCrow 6 месяцев назад +71

      We also call it a "one, two, three, the microbes haven't made it" rule in Ukraine 😂

    • @beesong2450
      @beesong2450 6 месяцев назад +8

      😂

    • @reycole8837
      @reycole8837 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@AlexCrownot “one-two-three” years tho

    • @vaekys7446
      @vaekys7446 6 месяцев назад +59

      Part of the crew, part of the ship!

    • @theirishrecruit5739
      @theirishrecruit5739 6 месяцев назад +19

      He's feeding his minions.

  • @noob2gosu
    @noob2gosu 6 месяцев назад +6622

    "Its not a crack house, its a crack home"

    • @Reldonator
      @Reldonator 6 месяцев назад +85

      Classic

    • @paulberry602
      @paulberry602 6 месяцев назад +91

      I mean, he’s not wrong. That’s the home he grew up in with his mom.

    • @xxmlgxx2151
      @xxmlgxx2151 6 месяцев назад +14

      Ah a WaffleTime classic

    • @Master10k2
      @Master10k2 6 месяцев назад +15

      That will probably the funniest shit I'll hear all day.

    • @Azmania3000
      @Azmania3000 6 месяцев назад +16

      Nah it's definitely a stoner house. Just he keeps roaches as pets, which is a little eccentric

  • @Steven141
    @Steven141 3 месяца назад +396

    "this is the cleanest room, it's not that bad"
    *Looks around*
    "Ok it is bad"
    🤣

    • @Professor__S
      @Professor__S 24 дня назад +2

      All I of a sudden I dont feel so bad about the mess in my house 😂

    • @Pekka.Pekka.1296
      @Pekka.Pekka.1296 17 дней назад

      I laughed very hard 😂😂😂

  • @boohiss83
    @boohiss83 6 месяцев назад +3327

    He's not a zoo animal, he's a cryptid.

    • @Reldonator
      @Reldonator 6 месяцев назад +34

      Thank you, I was trying to remember that word

    • @HachuneMiku01
      @HachuneMiku01 6 месяцев назад +57

      Cryptid? Someone call Wendigoon, he needs to make a video about this

    • @48cxy2
      @48cxy2 6 месяцев назад +10

      I was going for shiny legendary pokémon, but cryptid sounds more perfect.😂

    • @azpont7275
      @azpont7275 6 месяцев назад +12

      Don’t be so mean.
      He is just your average Nurgle aspirant.

    • @Totsy30
      @Totsy30 6 месяцев назад +5

      Ah yes, Zack the Wendigold

  • @jackielogan9104
    @jackielogan9104 6 месяцев назад +4110

    he doesn't have a messy room it just has a Ghibli-inspired aesthetic.

    • @elry3026
      @elry3026 6 месяцев назад +369

      My Neighbor Asmongold…

    • @PopcornMax179
      @PopcornMax179 6 месяцев назад +153

      Starforge Delivery Service

    • @Tyler-kt6jr
      @Tyler-kt6jr 6 месяцев назад +98

      Grave of the fireflies Ghibli aesthetic?

    • @hardboiled7467
      @hardboiled7467 6 месяцев назад +206

      Balding Away

    • @waterfish3886
      @waterfish3886 6 месяцев назад +128

      Whisper of the Roach

  • @greghand2273
    @greghand2273 6 месяцев назад +806

    I don't see Asmongold as Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster. I see him more as a wizard in his tower.

    • @error-un3fo
      @error-un3fo 6 месяцев назад +29

      attic 😂

    • @Nick-rs5if
      @Nick-rs5if 6 месяцев назад +20

      The AsmonTower.

    • @beastbum
      @beastbum 6 месяцев назад +13

      Filth wizard

    • @mackjones7688
      @mackjones7688 6 месяцев назад

      Expecto-windexium! 🧙‍♂️​@@beastbum

    • @keyanklupacs6333
      @keyanklupacs6333 6 месяцев назад +5

      That's pretty accurate actually 🤔

  • @Divergence
    @Divergence 3 месяца назад +133

    That's a sign of mould growing somewhere. Especially if the air is hard to breath.

    • @nrgao
      @nrgao 2 месяца назад +25

      The roaches can also make it hard to breathe. Some people have respiratory reactions to them if there’s a lot in a small area, enclosed especially.

    • @WarPigstheHun
      @WarPigstheHun Месяц назад +2

      Yeah thats not healthy.

    • @tylerredforge5563
      @tylerredforge5563 Месяц назад +3

      mold is his room?????? is water wet now????

    • @yesdude3914
      @yesdude3914 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@tylerredforge5563 Mold can also form when water, or something wet, lingers and festers in the sun for too long

    • @qutini
      @qutini 21 день назад +6

      @@yesdude3914 Let me translate his comment. "mold is his room????? is water wet now????" = No shit Sherlock, ofc there is mold in his room(house)

  • @marloncebo242
    @marloncebo242 6 месяцев назад +1239

    People overlook that he is comfortable in his home but his mother did pass away in this house that she herself neglected for decades. He's probably somewhat depressed but is very high functioning.

    • @furrybproductions
      @furrybproductions 6 месяцев назад +127

      Not to project, but I've been there.

    • @NucularDonkey12
      @NucularDonkey12 6 месяцев назад +236

      OH LOOK AN ACTUAL RATIONAL COMMENT AMONGST THE SEA OF ENABLING AND EXCUSING BEHAVIOUR AS SOME PHILOSOPHICAL IMPERATIVE

    • @mallum4
      @mallum4 6 месяцев назад +48

      ​@NucularDonkey12 nothing excuses the filth he lives in its a choice

    • @MrAnt-hh3bp
      @MrAnt-hh3bp 6 месяцев назад +157

      @@mallum4 Ah, let me guess. Depressed people are also not sick, they're just lazy, right?

    • @tacowolf1765
      @tacowolf1765 6 месяцев назад +82

      I'd love to see a collab with Midwest Magic Cleaning some day. It's a guy who cleans out hoarder houses for free bc he get gets satisfaction from the huge difference in the before/afters and also because he likes helping the people in his community. He's goofy but still empathetic to the mental health of the people he's helping.

  • @arabesquewhyisthistakennow
    @arabesquewhyisthistakennow 6 месяцев назад +1954

    "there are a lot of roaches in texas"
    1/8 of them are in your house 😂

    • @flavio9536
      @flavio9536 6 месяцев назад +145

      his house is the source of the infestation, ground zero

    • @alexpeters8510
      @alexpeters8510 6 месяцев назад +21

      My brother in christ, do you realize how large texas is?(also did laugh at ur comment tho asmon Is like a roach ambassador)

    • @aXsEpsilon769
      @aXsEpsilon769 6 месяцев назад +25

      He's doing texas a favor

    • @mereen750
      @mereen750 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@alexpeters8510 Isn't Texas itself as big as Almanistan?

    • @KaiserV-2
      @KaiserV-2 6 месяцев назад +5

      True, I live in Texas.

  • @Shazoo1997
    @Shazoo1997 6 месяцев назад +473

    The dead rat alarm clock.. I guess I wasn't versed very well in the Asmongold lore.

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 6 месяцев назад +16

      The rat that fused With The vídeo processors

    • @Nope-move-along
      @Nope-move-along 6 месяцев назад +1

      I know this is heresy but I'm barely catch an asmongold video and I knew that segment from like last year when i ran across the video.

    • @user-jy6ur8gb1c
      @user-jy6ur8gb1c 10 дней назад

      What, he told that story a trillion times.

  • @Blinker485
    @Blinker485 2 месяца назад +85

    If his mom neglected the house for decades, than that means he grew up with it. To him it's just normal and accepted, because he grew up in it.

    • @itzplant3196
      @itzplant3196 2 месяца назад +4

      doesnt make it good, ofc

    • @Blinker485
      @Blinker485 2 месяца назад +14

      @@itzplant3196 I didn't say it made it good. I was merely pointing out the reason he can justify living with it. It's the hoarder mentality, and it's crazy, because he can afford a new everything with a maid.

    • @itzplant3196
      @itzplant3196 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Blinker485 ah, I apologize then. Yeah my fathers and his mother are horders and its interesting to see how this can pass on even unintentionally. even more me I have more minor hording tendencies.

    • @YYRTSO
      @YYRTSO 25 дней назад

      no its not like this

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 21 день назад

      @@Blinker485 explain =/= justify.

  • @Jay-407
    @Jay-407 6 месяцев назад +948

    “Feed him an apple through a fence” is fucking hilarious

    • @mitchkupietz
      @mitchkupietz 6 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mitchkupietz
      @mitchkupietz 6 месяцев назад +5

      Omfg I didn’t know that was call me Kris till she started talking she looks different with hair and omg 😍

    • @eldritchbidoof
      @eldritchbidoof 6 месяцев назад +3

      YES!!! I hate how not a single person or chatter reacted to that- underrated af

    • @palespirit
      @palespirit 6 месяцев назад +3

      No one reacted because it’s an OLD saying that’s been flogged to death for decades. Probably seems new and hip to GenZ though

    • @eldritchbidoof
      @eldritchbidoof 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@palespirit not everyone knows everything all the time- just because someone new finds out information about something and enjoys it, that doesn't make that thing any less funny.

  • @mi5iu491
    @mi5iu491 5 месяцев назад +1092

    Give credit where credit is due. His personality is good. He doesnt get upset when ppl are talking crap. He knows when ppl are just joking. Hes not going on angry rants etc....other streamers loose their shit at the slightest joke. This man is how ppl should behave. Its almost like hes a mythical bigfoot role model

    • @michaelredfield8809
      @michaelredfield8809 5 месяцев назад +42

      Not being sensitive to what others say to you or say about you is the only way to live. They are roasting him, but they are also complimenting him. Most people can’t handle the roasts.

    • @zacharylarrier6135
      @zacharylarrier6135 5 месяцев назад +3

      Amazing comment, wish i could like it twice

    • @shadf7902
      @shadf7902 5 месяцев назад +4

      I love skinny Jesus, this guys funny, and I like listening to him talk.

    • @schizofennec
      @schizofennec 5 месяцев назад +3

      asmongold and zack arent the same thing, Asmon is a persona/character, Zack is the real person

    • @PersonalityOrder
      @PersonalityOrder 4 месяца назад

      Yeah. 100%. Incredibly well put.

  • @alexandreleao6689
    @alexandreleao6689 6 месяцев назад +1191

    "they got sick after 3 hours" one chater "black mold" im dying😂

    • @richboywinston5097
      @richboywinston5097 6 месяцев назад +199

      somebody mentioned scarlet rot too lmao

    • @ractorstudios
      @ractorstudios 6 месяцев назад +82

      hes must have an incredible immune system.

    • @KoinzellGaming
      @KoinzellGaming 6 месяцев назад +146

      I used to live in a room filled with dust and mold as a teenager, I had no issues. Now that I moved out of it, I suddenly have crazy allergic reactions to my old home and my immune system has weakened.
      Asmon doesn't wish to become weaker.

    • @VerbDoesStuff
      @VerbDoesStuff 6 месяцев назад +17

      It actually is black mold though

    • @thewisehermit9256
      @thewisehermit9256 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@ractorstudios He does unironcically.

  • @SENATORPAIN1
    @SENATORPAIN1 3 месяца назад +85

    What i don't understand about people like asmond is that he doesn't have to live in a mansion but if he is a millionaire why would he not hire a cleaner or do something.its weird.

    • @TheBruceKeller
      @TheBruceKeller 2 месяца назад +8

      more comfortable in clutter

    • @alainalittle9965
      @alainalittle9965 2 месяца назад +2

      Pewdiepie does not live in one. I hope that is a good answer. Hehe.

    • @bondeappetite703
      @bondeappetite703 2 месяца назад +3

      Leave ppl to live how they want.

    • @jaromor8808
      @jaromor8808 2 месяца назад +8

      because it is not -normal- natural to have a stranger going through your stuff all over your *home*

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 2 месяца назад

      his mom lived in there

  • @bentoomet8805
    @bentoomet8805 6 месяцев назад +773

    Bro plants, waters, and farms content like it’s Stardew Valley

    • @Reldonator
      @Reldonator 6 месяцев назад +17

      XD

    • @Kharnan
      @Kharnan 6 месяцев назад +16

      Observing it is entertaining. :)

    • @-zod-4882
      @-zod-4882 6 месяцев назад +15

      Hes harvesting those big crops 🌾

    • @mathewthecrow
      @mathewthecrow 6 месяцев назад +2

      like you ever eat fruits and vegetables

  • @cursedhellspawn362
    @cursedhellspawn362 6 месяцев назад +679

    Any girl that looks at asmond- "I can fix him"
    Asmond- "you'll die trying"

    • @amberg4131
      @amberg4131 6 месяцев назад +31

      Been there. House of hoarders, took in my ex before we dated. I’d go over the house and clean the room. The room he moved in was never cleaned out. A relative lived there and went to college. The four of them hoarded everything so I’d go over each week to clean , and each time I’d return it would be covered with crap again. I gave up trying.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 6 месяцев назад +14

      Asmongold reacts to reactions to Asmongold.... internet 2024.

    • @Movs.
      @Movs. 6 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah women are just clambering to fix him

    • @0MissPhoenix
      @0MissPhoenix 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@amberg4131 If you need to do basic things like clean up after your partner because he can't/won't then you're not his partner, you're his mom. Lesson learned, hopefully!

    • @amberg4131
      @amberg4131 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@0MissPhoenix that lesson was a hard learn

  • @therealJonFitch
    @therealJonFitch 4 месяца назад +591

    Mad respect for being able to sit through that

    • @lookatthem3216
      @lookatthem3216 3 месяца назад +26

      Mad respect to live like that. Wish i can just say fuck it and throw caution to the wind and live like that but i value trash cans and the importance it offers.

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 3 месяца назад

      @@lookatthem3216 he just seems depressed as hell. This isn’t even laziness. It’s to the degree of not even somewhat caring about his well-being. The man’s teeth have rotted out of his skull. He lives in complete squalor. He doesn’t care about literal wild animals getting into his house. He eats out of/off of appliances and dishes that are infected with black mold and cobwebs. He openly doesn’t care if anything he does kills him. He’s not a hoarder, he doesn’t have sentimental value attached to the junk he keeps around. He just doesn’t see any reason to get rid of anything. He has nobody to impress. Nobody in his life that’s gonna do anything about it. Nobody that’s gonna come over who he feels the need to make feel comfortable. No ambition to tidy things up just to at least have a change of scenery or something. He’s completely alone with no reason to change his ways, not even for his own mental sanctity. As he sees no point in maintaining that either.

    • @dhdixjrnedndjd9672
      @dhdixjrnedndjd9672 3 месяца назад +16

      I mean he lives like that lmao. He's extremely rational, in many instances intelligent, calm, collected. Yet in these instances he lives so dirty it's damn near risking his health. & he's a millionaire. Point being it makes sense he can sit through this and not get emotionally affected.
      I also have nothing against him, we love hearing his thoughts mostly. Nor was this video he's reacting to made in a malicious way.
      But I do wish dude would just start focusing on hygiene. It's genuinely just not ok to live like this. Esp if there are animals you need to take care of .

    • @RealCizzly
      @RealCizzly 2 месяца назад

      @@lookatthem3216there is no respect deserved for living that way

    • @nicolasbrousseau8337
      @nicolasbrousseau8337 2 месяца назад +3

      Mad disrespect to respect been lazy

  • @Gobig4l1f3
    @Gobig4l1f3 4 месяца назад +80

    Dudes living a simple, comfortable, and easy life. That's the key to success.

  • @olderbadboy
    @olderbadboy 6 месяцев назад +705

    Asmongold needs Helldivers to clean his house of bugs 😅

    • @bobbobber4810
      @bobbobber4810 6 месяцев назад +21

      That's a good one.

    • @dishmanw
      @dishmanw 6 месяцев назад +18

      That would be a cool game. I’d pay for that.

    • @Kuhekin
      @Kuhekin 6 месяцев назад +27

      Bro's room is a whole Helldivers map

    • @Doktor47
      @Doktor47 6 месяцев назад +24

      FOR DEMOCRACY

    • @olderbadboy
      @olderbadboy 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Kuhekin imagine the horrors !

  • @resultado9643
    @resultado9643 6 месяцев назад +558

    "Actual Child of Nurgle" bro woke up and chose violence

    • @coaiemandushman1079
      @coaiemandushman1079 6 месяцев назад +11

      Epidemius' son.

    • @dummyboy3835
      @dummyboy3835 6 месяцев назад +10

      Banger reference honestly.

    • @Fairfang
      @Fairfang 6 месяцев назад +1

      There is a whole funny ass video (and a reaction too!) about Asmon being a Nurgle enjoyer

    • @Lord_of_the_sixth_house
      @Lord_of_the_sixth_house 3 месяца назад +2

      Except Asmon isn't a child of Nurgle, he IS Papa Nurgle, our great and glorious Fly Lord himself

  • @Kursplunky
    @Kursplunky 6 месяцев назад +354

    Asmon is a man that is true to himself and humble despite being successful in a huge way. I'm glad he's a good sport but I feel like Asmon has to be happier than 90% of the people that look down on his decisions / lifestyle.

    • @Reldonator
      @Reldonator 6 месяцев назад +15

      True

    • @Ryan-wx1bi
      @Ryan-wx1bi 6 месяцев назад +28

      Eh, I wouldn't say that... People who keep a house/room like that have deep seeded depression or other issues usually

    • @Amateracu1991DFFOO
      @Amateracu1991DFFOO 6 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@Ryan-wx1biHe went through his problems with Dr. K like 3 years ago. It's mainly laziness and procrastination

    • @Ryan-wx1bi
      @Ryan-wx1bi 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@Amateracu1991DFFOO laziness and procrastination don't usually happen to people who are happy/fulfilled in life

    • @potatopatato1565
      @potatopatato1565 6 месяцев назад +29

      Yep people who criticize asmon for his mold infested room are insecure about their life. Too invested about asmon's personal style, he clearly told everybody that his life is not healthy and he chooses to do so. Its not like he's encouraging everyone to do the same, its quite the opposite. Let the guy lives his life and keep your business to yourself

  • @moonbiter3230
    @moonbiter3230 3 месяца назад +16

    The fact that they mentioned poking holes in a potato and "baking" it in the microwave either tells me something about myself or about them...

    • @kylespevak6781
      @kylespevak6781 2 месяца назад +3

      It's one of the easiest/best ways to make it

  • @TheBlindWeasel
    @TheBlindWeasel 6 месяцев назад +506

    "HE DOESN'T HAVE A PARTNER DOES HE!?" The tone of alarm...

    • @kenfrench6301
      @kenfrench6301 6 месяцев назад +15

      Pinky sparkles

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin 6 месяцев назад +15

      Was she volunteering?

    • @Kingcloudii
      @Kingcloudii 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@ClokworkGremlin it was advertising

    • @anorak3265
      @anorak3265 5 месяцев назад +10

      "No mere mortal can live with Asmongold"

    • @waldo-ot6ul
      @waldo-ot6ul 3 месяца назад

      ​@@kenfrench6301heck no

  • @courtneyharris1006
    @courtneyharris1006 6 месяцев назад +651

    Asmon is damn near enlightened. The man is more at peace with himself and unbothered by it all than 98% of the people that belittle his lifestyle. He's ok with being the butt of the joke to make everyone feel a bit more comfortable with themselves. Dude is very intelligent, charismatic and funny. Could've been successful anywhere but instead got addicted to a shitty ass ugly game for 15 years and still came out the other end a highly influencial millionaire with zero regard for aesthetic or material possession. Incredible dude straight up.

    • @mr.nobody2244
      @mr.nobody2244 6 месяцев назад +54

      yep. dude's a millionaire and drives around in an old a** car that's almost a wreck. i respect this man a lot

    • @NucularDonkey12
      @NucularDonkey12 6 месяцев назад +47

      Being content to live in squalor and not having any drive to change it is nothing to aspire to. Touch grass for your own sake. People belittle his "lifestyle" because it is overtly unhealthy.

    • @failedspark6643
      @failedspark6643 6 месяцев назад +68

      @@NucularDonkey12 What do you mean drive? He is happy, has money, but doesn't like cleaning and so he doesn't. And it's not like he has no drive, clearly, no selfmade millionaire who manages to maintain their wealth has no drive. The inspirational part is that the non stop ridiculing and hate genuinely doesn't effect him, he doesn't like cleaning and so he won't even if several thousand people make fun of him for it. Nor does he use his material wealth to inflate his own ego unlike 99% of other rich people (not like he needs it anyway).

    • @mr.nobody2244
      @mr.nobody2244 6 месяцев назад +31

      @@NucularDonkey12 the point is that even he has all the money he needs, he's not falling for materialistic traps and lives a humble life. why change, if you're happy and content the way things are?

    • @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062
      @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@NucularDonkey12 10 outta 10 Immunologists disagree with you.

  • @jigglybiggs2000
    @jigglybiggs2000 6 месяцев назад +203

    If Asmon was in an rpg he'd be that one secluded guy on top of a mountain that we'd get a whole quest jus to reach him for knowledge beyond human comprehension

    • @ghost-user559
      @ghost-user559 6 месяцев назад +14

      He’s the graybeard you learn the shouts from in Skyrim lol

    • @minimumwage2169
      @minimumwage2169 6 месяцев назад +7

      A wise hermit

    • @ACollectionOfBookmarks
      @ACollectionOfBookmarks 6 месяцев назад +5

      The hill is made out of used cups and takeout containers

    • @CoachSully44
      @CoachSully44 6 месяцев назад +2

      He only accepts Wyrmslife Crystals as payment.

  • @AshleyHCRcurvie
    @AshleyHCRcurvie 3 месяца назад +7

    2:34 Cryptid, the word you're looking for is cryptid lol

  • @djaf8550
    @djaf8550 6 месяцев назад +334

    Asmon is the shit man. Love how he can watch something like this and just take it in stride.

    • @tcan225
      @tcan225 6 месяцев назад +6

      @DuckInOhiozit would be like erasing what was left of her from his life. Although I will say, he’s never denied having another house.

    • @AlgaeEater09
      @AlgaeEater09 6 месяцев назад +22

      @DuckInOhiozhe definitely has some kind of depression because of it. Everything in the house is his moms. And he even has crosses and Jesus pictures (obviously his moms). So it feels like he’s afraid to move on.

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 6 месяцев назад +9

      Won't stop the white knights saying that the dude living in absolute filth should be immune to criticism about his lifestyle tho lol. They get more offended than he does

    • @jhinthevirtuoso4886
      @jhinthevirtuoso4886 6 месяцев назад +7

      It got to him pay attention they were disrespectful.

    • @Cheezzepuff
      @Cheezzepuff 6 месяцев назад +4

      I mean he's been doing it for years, as long as I've been watching before he ever even streamed. He's totally comfortable with who he is. That's one of the best things about him.

  • @SpankinYaBoy
    @SpankinYaBoy 6 месяцев назад +210

    2:00 I haven't laughed so hard in a while "Like an old Egyptian sun dial" is so damn funny.

    • @joshizfly
      @joshizfly 6 месяцев назад +4

      Belly laughed

    • @Snowy0510
      @Snowy0510 3 месяца назад

      Yeah real funny

  • @lylef.11
    @lylef.11 6 месяцев назад +3143

    He doesn't look like a farm animal. He looks totally normal.

    • @ValeRay2
      @ValeRay2 6 месяцев назад +187

      huh, surprised someone got bothered enough to address this in the comments.

    • @DicePai
      @DicePai 6 месяцев назад +367

      Yeah, that was pretty unnecessary. He looks fine.

    • @blazed85
      @blazed85 6 месяцев назад +173

      Well it’s better than looking like a cartoon drawing like the one guy 🙄

    • @devilman-g2f
      @devilman-g2f 6 месяцев назад +9

      nice one mate

    • @wearblackclothes
      @wearblackclothes 6 месяцев назад +95

      He has improved his physical appearance a bit. After getting his teeth fixed and lost some body fat. Personally think he's been looking rather cute lately

  • @Vuosta
    @Vuosta 3 месяца назад +14

    9:19 Yes absolutely. At my moms place we didn't exactly keep the place spotless and we used to watch buried alive on TLC both to not feel too bad about the state of the house and to motivate ourselves to clean up a bit.

    • @LisaReisinger-p4w
      @LisaReisinger-p4w 3 месяца назад +1

      I love watching hoarders when I need to clean and don't feel like. Then I'm like oh I can wait a few more days

  • @trevorsreya8277
    @trevorsreya8277 6 месяцев назад +305

    "This is the cleanest room in my house."
    I can relate, but I live with a hoarder.

    • @lolawlor7086
      @lolawlor7086 6 месяцев назад +20

      Similar thing happening with asmon. I think his mom had hoarder tendencies

    • @Quanahtorri7
      @Quanahtorri7 5 месяцев назад +8

      Same bruh it’s a mix of growing up in hoarder environments and coming from working class ideals and living.

    • @johnnytower6169
      @johnnytower6169 5 месяцев назад +3

      Hoarders bring pests like nothing else. I had to lose my mind with one and throw everything outta the house before they realised

    • @jaegerolfa
      @jaegerolfa 5 месяцев назад

      @@Quanahtorri7work class home, my house isn’t dirty, its just messy because my son has ten Lego projects and a Dino battle going on in the living room and I work 100 hours a week. I deep clean once a week and still make time for my hobbies. If there ain’t bugs living with me then my home is clean.

    • @jaegerolfa
      @jaegerolfa 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@johnnytower6169my ex wife and her mom are like this. She wouldn’t clean up so I gave up and started cleaning the house on my own when she was gone. She divorced me and tried to press abuse charges on me. Long story short the judge basically laughed at her.

  • @lotharlights
    @lotharlights 6 месяцев назад +185

    The way Asmon is so chill about this make him a winner.

    • @erictrott6553
      @erictrott6553 4 месяца назад +4

      The body language says something totally different. The rising eyebrows is a sign of self-discomfort.

    • @lotharlights
      @lotharlights 4 месяца назад

      @@erictrott6553 watch his videos, he always raises his eyebrows. I have helped enough ex-girlfriends with their psychology degrees to know that no "tell" is universal.

    • @justerinooo
      @justerinooo 4 месяца назад

      ​@@erictrott6553 you can see him doing that in any other video, the sudden eyebrow raises and movements it's just a habit, I think, it's morse code at this point tbh

    • @wruxiz6104
      @wruxiz6104 4 месяца назад +10

      @@erictrott6553 no he literally does that all the time even when watching random youtube videos.

    • @whoandwut
      @whoandwut 4 месяца назад +4

      @@erictrott6553 the one dude who hasnt been watching asmon since the beginning lmao

  • @oodigie687
    @oodigie687 6 месяцев назад +544

    Only a matter of time till Asmon can figure out how to farm TikTok content on TikTok - the new meta

    • @KV77777
      @KV77777 6 месяцев назад +31

      hes already farming it on twitch and youtube while letting tiktokers farm for him by posting his stuff and not caring if they do

    • @lolpaladins
      @lolpaladins 6 месяцев назад +7

      youtube pays more, so putting tiktok content on youtube is a better way of making money. SS Sniperwolf's boyfriend already figured that out years ago.

    • @squallowl6712
      @squallowl6712 6 месяцев назад

      COYS!!

    • @Natzawa
      @Natzawa 6 месяцев назад +3

      Surprised he’s not doing all of the above. He’d be pretty popular on Tiktok. Probably bring in a ton of people to YT and Twitch.

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 6 месяцев назад

      roast farming

  • @IAmMightyMike
    @IAmMightyMike 3 месяца назад +22

    Nux Taku getting as big as they did is kind of wild to me. I get it within the anime/manga community but seeing him just begin to do all these talks with other huge youtubers is kind of.. jarring

    • @davidraen7017
      @davidraen7017 2 месяца назад +13

      Having a toon in there reacting with actual people is so cringe 😂. I am not sure they had any credibility or appeal in the first place, but that just totally destroys it.

    • @FarlerAlarm
      @FarlerAlarm 20 дней назад +2

      @@davidraen7017 My exact thoughts. Weird to be joking about someone when hiding behind an animated character. Not only does it come off cringe, it's in poor taste as well.

  • @Midtierman
    @Midtierman 6 месяцев назад +211

    Thank goodness Asmon has friends. When he dies people will at least find him

    • @Asturian-vm3sk
      @Asturian-vm3sk 6 месяцев назад +25

      Under a pile of dead rats and empty pizza boxes.

    • @shakatu9419
      @shakatu9419 6 месяцев назад +3

      The real question is will his friends care about him if he does not have millions sitting in his bank routing ? 😂😂😂

    • @Lucas-wj8kl
      @Lucas-wj8kl 3 месяца назад +2

      @@shakatu9419 I think Tectone and Eimi are quality friends and care about Asmon.

    • @juremeljo2686
      @juremeljo2686 3 месяца назад +1

      Nah, if he isnt streaming for 5 hours, people will go to his house

  • @alolandonaldtrump8368
    @alolandonaldtrump8368 6 месяцев назад +120

    "it's not a crack house, it's a crack home" absolutely got me

  • @redflag4255
    @redflag4255 6 месяцев назад +117

    "I'm like some kind of Mythical animal" had me rolling laughing.

  • @yanstrato5922
    @yanstrato5922 4 месяца назад +15

    Remember this..
    If it goes on the floor, it's pretty much gone.
    The poison got on the steak and I didn't clean it off, I just ate the poison.
    Everybody's gonna die, that's not a big deal.
    - Asmongold

  • @infectedmethod
    @infectedmethod 6 месяцев назад +173

    I cant wait for the crossover Linus Tech Tips x Asmongold $5000 AMD Room Makeover episode

    • @navb0tactual
      @navb0tactual 5 месяцев назад +1

      That would actually be crazy

    • @covrtdesign5279
      @covrtdesign5279 4 месяца назад +1

      It would all go to a cleaning crew.

    • @Pekka.Pekka.1296
      @Pekka.Pekka.1296 17 дней назад +1

      This comment is gold, bro! (Coming right from Linustechtips) 😂😂😂

  • @spatulaboii3108
    @spatulaboii3108 6 месяцев назад +196

    Asmongold is just a modern day Diogenes

    • @semiramisubw4864
      @semiramisubw4864 6 месяцев назад +6

      do you really think that kids these days know who he was ? LMAO

    • @YismirGoldFingers
      @YismirGoldFingers 6 месяцев назад

      @@semiramisubw4864yeah people talk about him all the time lol

    • @mattheawfrederick5696
      @mattheawfrederick5696 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@semiramisubw4864 doesn't matter about if you know who it is as long as the principle remains the same. Asmond in that regard is a perfect example of a modern day Diogenes

    • @MurmurPIX
      @MurmurPIX 6 месяцев назад +5

      That is what I believe aswell. He could be his reincarnation for all we know. He is intriguing but I don't like people being rude about it he is free to do what he wants he isn't hurting anybody as far as I know.

    • @aaabbb-hp8ep
      @aaabbb-hp8ep 6 месяцев назад +2

      Diogenes is the name of the syndrom but he really had NOTHING to do with that, so no he's not a modern day Diogenes

  • @RoastMasterUK
    @RoastMasterUK 4 месяца назад +96

    the last person to visit Asmo was lost in
    the clutter and never found

  • @Ferox63
    @Ferox63 17 дней назад +2

    The Roaches not being that big of a deal is all wrong. Roaches tend to nest in electronics because they are warm if plugged in all the time. They love PS5's, Xbox's, PC's, as well as cable modems, routers and cable/satellite boxes. As a previous cable guy, and someone who repairs PC's/game consoles, take my word for it, you don't want to let that problem go without addressing it or it'll start destroying your electronics.

  • @hamzahussain7720
    @hamzahussain7720 6 месяцев назад +180

    hire a maid cleaning service team to come clean your entire house on stream

    • @reqwe6228
      @reqwe6228 6 месяцев назад +8

      Don't think he needs it. And hire a cleaning service to what? please some random guys on internet? That would be dumb.

    • @MundMTuer
      @MundMTuer 6 месяцев назад +1

      but only if she's hot xD just joking

    • @JayBigDadyCy
      @JayBigDadyCy 6 месяцев назад +5

      His house is cleaner than he leads on. It's part of his persona at this point.

    • @littlemisseevee2309
      @littlemisseevee2309 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@reqwe6228I mean its just a good thing to do in general, regardless of approval

    • @GigglingPlutonium
      @GigglingPlutonium 6 месяцев назад +1

      it would be content

  • @VietnamT0M
    @VietnamT0M 6 месяцев назад +80

    He is right about the roaches in Texas. There's a LOT of wood roaches, and they are huge. We used to get them in our house all the time and my mom kept our house clean as fuck. They are different than the one's that come around in a dirty house though and they don't multiply like crazy you just see one every now and then

    • @lukis6220
      @lukis6220 6 месяцев назад +20

      Yeah the general rule is that if you see a big roach, it probably just wandered in from outdoors. If you see a small roach, you've got an infestation problem.

    • @justincase190
      @justincase190 6 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah there's a huge difference between a random wood roach that finds it's way in your house vs
      the German roach that will infest your house. Wood roaches come in and are mostly looking for water
      and then die. German roaches come looking for food and of course thrive in a nasty house but can live and
      infest even the cleanest of houses once introduced because they can literally live off eating just cardboard
      and even drywall

    • @cliffhamilton2857
      @cliffhamilton2857 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah Florida has a ton of giant "Palmetto bugs" that are definitely some type of outdoor roach.

    • @ToolofSociety
      @ToolofSociety 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah first day in texas I met a wood roach face to face as it flew in the sliding door as I was walking out on my balcony. Our battle went through multiple rooms before I succeeded in killing it. I was kind of freaked out because it was huge (expected that) could fly (did NOT expect that) and incredibly durable...

    • @dannieriv5942
      @dannieriv5942 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's the loud crunch they make when killed that makes me cringe (nails to a chalkboard)

  • @oodo2908
    @oodo2908 6 месяцев назад +106

    Guga knew the steak was ok. He even explained it's a popular cut in Latin America because its so cheap.

    • @fives.
      @fives. 6 месяцев назад +7

      Guga's comment section artefacts on Asmongold's steak videos are the paragon of good will

    • @oodo2908
      @oodo2908 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@fives. Jiust let salt and pepper sit for 15 minutes. Good.

    • @theZCAllen
      @theZCAllen 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@fives. Guga has a great community, their biggest adversary is the toughness of cheap meats and they wake up thinking about how to make them tender to chew 🤩

  • @RickofUniverseC-137
    @RickofUniverseC-137 Месяц назад +5

    18:58 I love this man

  • @roboiago
    @roboiago 6 месяцев назад +63

    i want nicolas cage to play asmongold in the eventual documentary.

    • @minimumwage2169
      @minimumwage2169 6 месяцев назад +3

      You're cooking bro.

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@minimumwage2169 we all do, we've been saying this for over 20 years 😅

    • @Morfe02
      @Morfe02 6 месяцев назад +1

      Paul Dano

    • @Mierla406
      @Mierla406 6 месяцев назад

      Love that.

    • @ShineyUnderpant
      @ShineyUnderpant 4 месяца назад

      I want asmon to play conair 2

  • @SD-oi9gr
    @SD-oi9gr 4 месяца назад +37

    “The floor is just the floor, if anything falls on it it’s just gone” lmao.

  • @andrewguiant
    @andrewguiant 6 месяцев назад +351

    If this isn't 100% proof Asmon is THE MOST CHILL

    • @andrewguiant
      @andrewguiant 6 месяцев назад +7

      Thank you whoever liked this comment :)

    • @railasvuo
      @railasvuo 6 месяцев назад +4

      100%. I haven't watched much of his content, a few videos here and there, but now I subscribed to the channel.

    • @johnacres4977
      @johnacres4977 6 месяцев назад +9

      Living like a fentanyl addicted hobo is chill?

    • @railasvuo
      @railasvuo 6 месяцев назад

      @@johnacres4977 As far as I know, he doesn't live on the street

    • @pornets
      @pornets 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂 ​@@johnacres4977

  • @Numbskull727
    @Numbskull727 2 месяца назад +10

    Dude is comfortable being himself, props for sitting through this.
    Meanwhile Nux be hiding behind that silly avatar with the red x mask.

  • @Jabamski
    @Jabamski 6 месяцев назад +67

    1:38 Asmon isn’t the one to be scared of, his editor on the other hand… ruthless. 😂

  • @BlueCyberPhoenix
    @BlueCyberPhoenix 6 месяцев назад +62

    8:20 You might have a mold problem which is pretty common in Texas if two people fell ill after being in your house.

    • @TcGroenestege
      @TcGroenestege 4 месяца назад +1

      Was thinking the same

    • @TheSilentTiger89
      @TheSilentTiger89 4 месяца назад

      Definitely mold under all his stuff or from house structure damage.

    • @BlueCheeseWheeze
      @BlueCheeseWheeze 4 месяца назад +5

      Yep. Same in my old house. I went back to pick up some stuff after my own mom passed. Sick for a month. Cough, hives, phlegm, throwing up, swollen lymph nodes. . . from touching photo albums and note books. Even if you can't see it, the dust and mold spores will still f*** you up if its present in a location.
      Happened again last year, and I didn't even go over there, my brother picked up some stuff for me. Wound up with a (american) football-shaped rash on my forearm a few minutes after I took the stuff from him, and all the other symptoms that I already described came back within the same 12 hour period afterwards.

    • @lucinity4351
      @lucinity4351 2 месяца назад

      Homie needs to move or we going to have another character memorial in stormwind....

    • @DerDudelino
      @DerDudelino Месяц назад

      Could actually assume that's why he doesn't hire a cleaning crew. Not sure how this works, but I could imagine they might tell someone in the government that he lives in a place that is not safe to live.

  • @KungFuLasse
    @KungFuLasse 6 месяцев назад +66

    whenever i watch asmongold i get motivated to clean my room

  • @jasonlucia6682
    @jasonlucia6682 3 месяца назад +8

    "alright, yup. Here we go, there it is"

  • @matthewcline4001
    @matthewcline4001 6 месяцев назад +105

    I respect Zack a ton here because like, damn I'd feel some kinda way someone comparing me to farm animals.

    • @minimumwage2169
      @minimumwage2169 6 месяцев назад +26

      Just like asmon said, sometimes you can tell it's not in bad taste.

    • @Zephy_Sky
      @Zephy_Sky 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@minimumwage2169 even if it were in bad taste, I think he meant you can tell they weren't trying to be malicious

    • @matthewcline4001
      @matthewcline4001 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Zephy_Sky i know, still i wouldnt have the thick skin to take that lying down.

    • @Py-Py-Py
      @Py-Py-Py 6 месяцев назад +4

      I gotta admit, I watch their stream and they're all good people, and have no malicious intent but it still hurt to hear it. :'c

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Py-Py-Py it's still not nice tbh, I'm a fan of Oompas too but that wasn't nice...
      SomeordinaryGamers seems like he's bringing points up so that he can laugh about how other people live in a malicious way... he's taking the Piss tbh...

  • @chefffs
    @chefffs 5 месяцев назад +75

    "i like how she's scared." -Asmond gold

  • @AleXelerate8
    @AleXelerate8 6 месяцев назад +95

    Asmon got so big he is a raid boss.

    • @josephcoon5809
      @josephcoon5809 5 месяцев назад +1

      If he has roaches calling on him, he ain’t no “Raid” Boss.

  • @darenbrett7366
    @darenbrett7366 3 месяца назад +6

    They were brutal 😅I'm so glad you took it all in good jest, and you got to make another video from it, stay you bro

  • @vbrown8522ify
    @vbrown8522ify 6 месяцев назад +70

    "Its not a crack house its a crack home" Just a golden natural come back funny af.

  • @PeterButchens
    @PeterButchens 6 месяцев назад +75

    0:56 anemic moist critical, goddamnit nux 😂

  • @jonathantopal7372
    @jonathantopal7372 5 месяцев назад +74

    This is pretty wholesome. And Asmon, I've been watching you for a long, long time - you are not some cathartic experience for a person looking for validation. You're just real. Even if you moved into a mansion, spent your money, etc, we still grew up with you. Your long time followers would be happy for the work you put in, and what you got out of it.
    All in all, I'm glad you get to be creative and grow. I watch your videos when I'm on the treadmill, I watch your videos when I'm cooking, cleaning, listen to your convo content when I'm driving. You are a legitimate person that people can connect with. You found a community you can feel confident in being open and honest with, and supporters who will protect that.
    Keep being awesome.
    - Just a guy

  • @catbert7
    @catbert7 Месяц назад +2

    "He looks like you could feed him apples through a fence."
    ...Not wrong 😂

  • @stcandrew
    @stcandrew 6 месяцев назад +44

    "If its on the floor, its pretty much gone" lol

  • @Dabbo_007
    @Dabbo_007 6 месяцев назад +120

    Your 100% a role model for guys. I used to be messy as a teen. But I saw a stream a while back and I looked at my room and said it's time for a change

  • @jackmckenzie597
    @jackmckenzie597 6 месяцев назад +75

    "I like how she's scared"
    CLIPIT

  • @mariorodriguez1150
    @mariorodriguez1150 28 дней назад +2

    The fact that you stay humble and you stay out of controversial shit tells more about you than your actual living situation, i truly belive youre a cool dude and i would enjoy to be your friend any day. just keep being who you are, thats what really matters.

  • @Zood94
    @Zood94 6 месяцев назад +69

    You know you're winning in life when someone talks about your lore.

  • @bobzthabarbarian
    @bobzthabarbarian 6 месяцев назад +107

    Asmonds attitude here has gained my respect and definitely got my sub. Dude is one of the chillest content creators I've come across.

    • @Peron1-MC
      @Peron1-MC 6 месяцев назад +9

      i like his honesty. "my house is a dumpster and i dont care. neither should you"

    • @MG-pj2oo
      @MG-pj2oo 5 месяцев назад +9

      I subscribed because he stood by his morals around these nonsense protests, and I'm staying because he's adorable, funny and the least petty person on RUclips. Oompa and Kris on the other hand, can phuk right off. Have always despised them both. Their relationship is such a farce, to boot.

  • @badwolf3772
    @badwolf3772 6 месяцев назад +49

    I think Kriss and Asmon would be good friends, based of of their personalities

    • @drockopotamus1
      @drockopotamus1 6 месяцев назад +5

      haha yep! They could make fun of vegan stalker lady together. That would be a blast

  • @typer2909
    @typer2909 15 дней назад +1

    “there are a lot of roaches in texas” bro they live in texas with you😭😭😭

  • @Shazam081
    @Shazam081 6 месяцев назад +92

    never expected KallmeKris and Compaville to talk about Asmon.. 2 parts of my youtube viewing having a mashup i wasnt expecting

    • @zarbonthedestroyer7232
      @zarbonthedestroyer7232 6 месяцев назад

      Thats not kallmekris

    • @marita2g
      @marita2g 6 месяцев назад

      @@zarbonthedestroyer7232 It is

    • @boopmistress1577
      @boopmistress1577 6 месяцев назад

      @@zarbonthedestroyer7232 lmao yes it is, it's just her twitter handle

    • @Dellzions
      @Dellzions 6 месяцев назад

      @@zarbonthedestroyer7232 It is

    • @colton2680
      @colton2680 6 месяцев назад

      @@zarbonthedestroyer7232it is lol

  • @CheeseBurgerGG
    @CheeseBurgerGG 5 месяцев назад +187

    breaking potato skin and cooking it in the microwave is actually a very effective way to make good baked potatoes in small servings. a couple minutes at a time until it is soft and you're ready

    • @GustavoLS
      @GustavoLS 5 месяцев назад +9

      Exactly what I was gonna say. I do it my self, I take a potato, wash it, poke it with a knife a ton of times, wrap paper towel around, wet it a bit, put in the microwave for 3min, turn id upside down, 3 more mins and season how I want, it's very quick, effective and there's nothing wrong, nasty or unhealthy on that. Didn't understand their point on it.

    • @echo-hotel
      @echo-hotel 4 месяца назад +3

      Next to everyone does this

    • @oregonxl
      @oregonxl 4 месяца назад +2

      my mom actually showed me that method lol

    • @TheDBZCollector
      @TheDBZCollector 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@oregonxlmine too

    • @Willrocs
      @Willrocs 4 месяца назад +2

      It’s what everyone does. Nobody got time for the oven

  • @hmcredfed1836
    @hmcredfed1836 6 месяцев назад +133

    Asmon, you not caring about other people's opinions is what I admire the most, you're a great, independent, cool guy.

    • @nicbarth3838
      @nicbarth3838 5 месяцев назад

      @RepoManZ well we would be dead if we didn't have electricity

    • @taodivinity1556
      @taodivinity1556 5 месяцев назад +1

      @RepoManZ I see someone is jelly. Do you have to work a 9/5 job?

    • @kerbachard
      @kerbachard 5 месяцев назад

      Agreed, I'm here for it!

    • @HK-gm8pe
      @HK-gm8pe 5 месяцев назад +1

      I am saying honestly that he is probably the only streamer I can realete to :D cause I am not rich, I love playing video games and my house is messy asf aswell and if I had more money...I would live like this aswell, I would rather do something good with the money...help people and so on, you dont need to live in a mansion also Im a girl and m,y boyfriend for 6 years reminds me a lot of asmondgold :D in the summertime he had also ants grwling in his house and so on while he is playing video games in his playstation :D he even told me recently that " we are like degenerates you know " :D and rest of the society often judges that...but if you can live like that then why not :D

    • @taodivinity1556
      @taodivinity1556 5 месяцев назад

      @@HK-gm8pe If you had the money, you'd buy maids.

  • @SawyerCustomGaming-io8xz
    @SawyerCustomGaming-io8xz 3 месяца назад +4

    My streaming area is also my music recording studio right next to the living room so it's typically clean. Too many people come over too often to not have it semi clean.

  • @derdestroyer1930
    @derdestroyer1930 6 месяцев назад +44

    Achievement unlocked
    Mythical creature

  • @Amayziiin
    @Amayziiin 4 месяца назад +45

    He could totally hire a house cleaner lol. Hundred bucks a week and they’ll clean your house top to bottom. Might charge a little bit more for the initial cleaning 😂

    • @Ryuondo
      @Ryuondo 2 месяца назад +6

      As someone who had to clean and repair apartments after people got evicted, I have seen some shit. It took WEEKS to clean it and to purge their roaches. Opening the door for yhe first time the floor was german roaches. It was horrid. We had to bug nuke the fuck outta that apartment, multiple times. They somehow had food in SEALED lights. No clue how the hell they managed to get it in there. I didn't eat lunch while working there because my stomach turned the second I walked in.

    • @Amayziiin
      @Amayziiin 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Ryuondo That’s vile… It’s incredible what conditions some people can tolerate and live in.

    • @issachijode4534
      @issachijode4534 Месяц назад +1

      Proper cleaning it's going to cost a lot unless you hire folks with no papers. Proper cleaning is ceiling , walls floors etc. extra for kitchen for oven etc. I don't think you'd get anyone to clean though if there is a bad infestation of roaches and/or black mould. It's dangerous to just breath the air. I don't feel bad for Asmon, but I do think he will eventually have to relocate when (not if) he gets sick if true he has these problems in the home.

    • @DerDudelino
      @DerDudelino Месяц назад

      @@issachijode4534 I think you are right and this might be the reason he doesn't do it. They would have to go in with heavy gear - spray pesticides and essentially sanitize the whole place before they can clean it. So he wouldn't be able to stream there for a couple days or longer.

  • @Rezzell
    @Rezzell 6 месяцев назад +21

    "Is not a crack house, it's a crack _home_ " ... That made me laugh out loud. 🤣

  • @igormijic
    @igormijic 17 дней назад +1

    "Cleanest room in the house" was the grossest cope

  • @Kunaives
    @Kunaives 6 месяцев назад +65

    whats wild is at 18:31 a roach or some bug flying pops up bottom right of his cam lmao the cherry on top i love it

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 6 месяцев назад +9

      lol that's not a roach... most people who live in a warm area likely has a lot more little things flying around the house than you might think. If you don't believe me, get one of those cheap security cams and put it in night mode with the IR light then review the tape. Every tiny thing that flies by will look like a shooting star. My grandmother in TX has the cleanest, most stereotypical home you could imagine. When I visit and come downstairs in the middle of the night, 1-2 giant Texas roaches chillin somewhere is normal and nowhere to be found during the day. There's a reason roaches will outlive us all. They're the ninjas of the pest world.

    • @Kunaives
      @Kunaives 6 месяцев назад

      @@JJFX- ya thats why i said some bug

    • @TenmaChaan
      @TenmaChaan 6 месяцев назад +5

      Eh, I got tons of these in my house, sadly. If it's the same thing, It's a goddamn moth... These little buggers that eat holes into your clothes... when it's somewhat warm you can find their damn eggs sticking to the walls, they look like small leaves. I take them out whenever I see them but there's so many that are hidden... so yeah, in the end, you have them around all the time, and I hate it...

    • @averyhuelsbeck3116
      @averyhuelsbeck3116 6 месяцев назад

      TIL I'm going to put up with the rain and stay in the PNW

  • @BrockitGaming
    @BrockitGaming 6 месяцев назад +40

    OTK needs to start a pest control company called Roach Out.

  • @olderbadboy
    @olderbadboy 6 месяцев назад +151

    Asmongold and Keanu Reaves are 2 people who nobody would believe they are millionaire 😅

    • @ryansmith2772
      @ryansmith2772 6 месяцев назад +6

      Both have long hair and don’t care ❤

    • @tgs5725
      @tgs5725 6 месяцев назад +1

      And Adam Sandler

    • @Skadi.-
      @Skadi.- 6 месяцев назад +2

      one of them is a shameless joke of a human being, do you know which one?

    • @olderbadboy
      @olderbadboy 6 месяцев назад

      @@ryansmith2772 Keanu has more hair then Asmongold :))

    • @Mojaveknight17
      @Mojaveknight17 6 месяцев назад

      And money ​@@olderbadboy

  • @gamergeek7482
    @gamergeek7482 3 месяца назад +2

    This is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve seen.
    And it’s like they’re making shit up and it’s not destructive.

  • @nickb7919
    @nickb7919 6 месяцев назад +55

    Meaning of cryptid in English; a creature that is found in stories and that some people believe exists or say they have seen, but that has never been proven to exist: Asmongold is a large, hairy, human-like cryptid particularly associated with the Austin, Texas area of North America.

  • @mysticcg3062
    @mysticcg3062 6 месяцев назад +27

    Honestly each state has a sage that is a bearded long haired skinny streamer that wears a white shirt. We currently have two unlocked with Moist in Florida and Asmon in Texas. We might get new ones in another update or dlc.

    • @NostraDavid2
      @NostraDavid2 6 месяцев назад +3

      I believe Europe hasn't unlocked their first one yet. Sadge

    • @ChozenBardoUmbra
      @ChozenBardoUmbra 6 месяцев назад

      Not skinny but would you count Imaqtpie and AvoidingthePuddle for Cali?

    • @bingbong6899
      @bingbong6899 5 месяцев назад

      Meanwhile....dragonlord in germany

  • @pre-views6667
    @pre-views6667 6 месяцев назад +256

    What makes crazy people crazy is the fact that they don't know that they're crazy. Asmon is aware that how he lives is abnormal but abnormal does not mean bad or worse. It just means not normal. The fact that he could just easily, with nearly no effort, call a maid service and pay them whatever they wanted to come by and clean his house and yet he doesn't proves that his lifestyle is a choice. He's not mentally ill nor needs help. He is simply living his life the way he wants to live his life and if anyone told you how to live yours you'd tell them to screw off. Everyone's got their opinion but just because someone is not normal doesn't mean you should make fun of them or insist that they change.

    • @Insanity-vv9nn
      @Insanity-vv9nn 6 месяцев назад +50

      I disagree on that. Nobody will call themselves mentally ill, the same way obese people will never take responsibility for their body weight. I do see Asmond as mentally ill, being aware of it doesn’t change the fact that he is. A adult doesn’t live in those conditions and call it normal. Im not really judging him it’s his life, he can do whatever. But to say he is mentally fine is BS

    • @rjduhon
      @rjduhon 6 месяцев назад +38

      He is clinging to that house because he was close to his mother. Definitely depression is playing a part in him not wanting to change a thing about the house.

    • @forkittens
      @forkittens 6 месяцев назад +8

      "Everyone's got their opinion but just because someone is not normal doesn't mean you should make fun of them or insist that they change."
      does "everyone" include racists? sure it is their opinion... but should we really NOT insist that they deal with their mental illness, so they can change for the better?

    • @Kharnan
      @Kharnan 6 месяцев назад +26

      @@Insanity-vv9nn Calling him mentally ill because his room is not spot on is an insult to those who actually are. :/

    • @tc23emp
      @tc23emp 6 месяцев назад +6

      Did Asmongold almost look like he was going to cry when they brought up the dead rat? There are a lot of emotions tied up in his house. He has kept his spirits up and maintains a devil-may-care attitude. Yet, just because you know you are depressed or traumatized doesn't mean you can overcome. A hoarder help TV crew needs to visit him every month. They will be respectful and it will inspire other people. They can ask the same simple questions. Has he changed? Does the house look the same? OK, see you next month.

  • @kdbrogue
    @kdbrogue 23 дня назад

    "This is the cleanest room in my house, because this is the one I'm in all the time." Felt.

  • @samundef3500
    @samundef3500 6 месяцев назад +38

    6:00 they’re talking about him in the same way you’d tell stories about the wild dude in your friend group.

    • @BreMue
      @BreMue 6 месяцев назад +3

      Right - it'd be different if Asmon gave a fuck but he doesnt, feel like it wasnt bad faith

    • @rivahmonstah3421
      @rivahmonstah3421 6 месяцев назад +1

      100%, we have a buddy who is USUALLY mildly schizo but has episodes that can last weeks where he is highly schizo and loses his shit. We all agree that he is literally one of our favorite people to ever exist and we talk mad shit about him being a lunatic, especially when he is hanging with the group. You gotta know who you are and be good with it as well as understand that a roast is in good fun when it's people who care about you and not be a little bitch about it. If a schizo can manage that, anyone can

  • @wolfemanxd
    @wolfemanxd 6 месяцев назад +160

    Farm Asmon, farmmmm.

    • @eugeneflores6153
      @eugeneflores6153 6 месяцев назад +2

      true, just like those 9-5 minimum workers, those poor sods are just sheep getting angry at Asmon hah! Farming at best, good thing Asmon protected Hassan

    • @Rnzlqr
      @Rnzlqr 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@eugeneflores6153 wtf are you rambling about?😂

    • @thebigo4236
      @thebigo4236 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@eugeneflores6153 Did you forget to take your meds this morning?

    • @kanokoehara1712
      @kanokoehara1712 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@eugeneflores6153 huh???

    • @spuffles2104
      @spuffles2104 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@eugeneflores6153 what the fuck does 9-5 minimum workers or poor sods have to do with any of this xD

  • @FunniNameHere
    @FunniNameHere 6 месяцев назад +140

    I love how asmond just lives rent free in so many people's minds
    it's insane
    Quick edit: I don't mean anything negative about this if someone's thinking that, it's hilarious to me how his name just gets brought up in a random conversation casually.

    • @dembi2770
      @dembi2770 6 месяцев назад +15

      Mate, they were just having fun. Im pretty sure some of them like him.

    • @BreMue
      @BreMue 6 месяцев назад +2

      They love him for it

    • @derjoghurtmitderecke
      @derjoghurtmitderecke 6 месяцев назад +15

      ​​​​@@dembi2770 Having fun, huh? By using him as the "fun" content insulting him in any way possible. These people are sickening and rotten from the inside. And no, Asmongold doesn't think it's funny. It's a charade he keeps up. It still gets to him in some way. And it adds up. The only funny thing here is what people make up in their mind on how he lives versus reality. I can agree that this is indeed quite funny. Because it's not about his person directly.
      Another thing that is disgusting is the constant trash talk about his house. Asmongold stated numerous times that so many good memories are tied to this place (obviously since it is his home). He is emotionally attached to the house and the things there. To a point where he can't throw things from decades ago away or atleast move them somewhere else. People literally tell him it's a crack house. How would any of you feel after spending an entire childhood, possibly a good childhood, there?
      Oh and if you listen closely you can hear (and see) that it hurts him. He tries to cover it up by telling a story about how he overacts in the public. It's a form of compensation that actually shows that all of this has a great negative impact on his mental health. Just listen to how he describes his situation and how he compares it to animals in a zoo.
      He doesn't deserve this. And again, it's sickening.

    • @FunniNameHere
      @FunniNameHere 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@dembi2770 Yeah it was obvious to me they were having fun. I didn't mean what I said in a negative way.
      However, maybe "living rent free in someone's head" has negative connotations and I should've just used another expression. I just didn't really think of something else on the spot.

    • @jhinthevirtuoso4886
      @jhinthevirtuoso4886 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@derjoghurtmitdereckesomeone who can see the situation for what it is.

  • @Bugsnackers
    @Bugsnackers 3 месяца назад +3

    He doesn't vacuum because "the floor is just a floor"🤯

    • @DerDudelino
      @DerDudelino Месяц назад

      "When food hits the floor its gone, its one with the floor. So using a vacuum doesn't make sense" is peak Asmon :D

  • @CommanderShepard-wq3wo
    @CommanderShepard-wq3wo 6 месяцев назад +31

    8:11
    Bruh, that’s very concerning. His house should have hazard warnings on his all doors and windows. To warn people before going in 💀

    • @lebawsski
      @lebawsski 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ya when she asked if he has a partner.

    • @captaintoyota3171
      @captaintoyota3171 6 месяцев назад

      Maybe who cares how ppl live? Why does it matter to you how a persons home is? It literally doesnt effect you how someone lives in privacy of their home. My house is not cluttered n messy like that but I HATE ppl who judge ppl based on how they live. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

  • @wrathspath2202
    @wrathspath2202 6 месяцев назад +26

    “He looks normal”
    Mad respect to the red head

    • @nicholastucker9071
      @nicholastucker9071 17 дней назад

      He’s like a deer mixed with a leprechaun.

    • @gsrain591
      @gsrain591 16 дней назад

      >"he looks normal"
      >2 seconds later sees a picture of him
      >"eww"

  • @treverbull7532
    @treverbull7532 6 месяцев назад +35

    Joe's apartment 2. Starting Asmond as Joe.

    • @Bob-jv4yf
      @Bob-jv4yf 6 месяцев назад +4

      Underrated comment
      Underrated movie

    • @magicbufo4277
      @magicbufo4277 6 месяцев назад

      Lol just watched that movie for the first time a few months ago hahaha good shit

  • @KappilusMaximus
    @KappilusMaximus 3 месяца назад +4

    Man you're the real deal, I find it weird people talking about you in that way and making fun. Stay healthy bro

  • @strongerandwiser2023
    @strongerandwiser2023 6 месяцев назад +20

    "He looks like a farm animal" I have to say I burst out laughing off that.

  • @bit_banger
    @bit_banger 6 месяцев назад +33

    Why does Maya Higa get credit for an animal sanctuary when Asmon is giving up his house to create an entire new ecosystem in nature?

    • @kittehgo
      @kittehgo 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's quite possible that Asmon will be the one saving us when the aliens invade

    • @johnsmith-cw3wo
      @johnsmith-cw3wo Месяц назад

      @@kittehgo Or the only one to survive a nuclear holocaust... He and the bugs. 🪳

  • @justinb3074
    @justinb3074 6 месяцев назад +50

    " you know why i dont eat fat.. im not fat"

    • @PopcornMax179
      @PopcornMax179 6 месяцев назад +6

      You are what you eat.

    • @Dumb-Comment
      @Dumb-Comment 6 месяцев назад +11

      Funny thing is fat can't really make you fat, sugar makes you fat

    • @mdkieran
      @mdkieran 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@Dumb-Commentif people are getting nutrition advice from asmon, good luck 😅

    • @ahoyforsenchou7288
      @ahoyforsenchou7288 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@PopcornMax179 Nope. Learn how energy utilization works!
      You can eat fat all day long if you're not eating carbs/sugar (same thing, both turn into glucose).

    • @borko1581
      @borko1581 6 месяцев назад +3

      Body needs carbs & sugar to function.
      Your brain is using sugar as the main energy source, just as your muscles do.
      It doesn't matter what you eat, it only matters how many calories you take in & how much you exercise. Therefore, eating efficient food will help to reduce hunger and to stay full for longer periods of time.
      People will still get fat if they replace their carbs with proteins, because they will still consume the same amount of calories but with less efficiency.
      Statements like:
      "Sugar makes you fat" or "fat makes you fat" are typical bro science statements.

  • @deathflag1677
    @deathflag1677 3 месяца назад +3

    Max level Immune system, absolutely amazing.