Steak LEGEND Reacts to Asmongold's $2 Steak

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025
  • Steak Legend Guga Foods critiques Asmongold's $2 Steak
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @guga
    @guga Год назад +28753

    Brother let’s cook a steak together!

    • @arsenal548
      @arsenal548 Год назад +1355

      Love your videos Guga! Asmon eating a guga steak would be life changing for him

    • @Anobrax
      @Anobrax Год назад +221

      Another video where you cook it and try it. gogo

    • @waninoko87
      @waninoko87 Год назад +171

      It’s happening!!

    • @theunbreakableronin1076
      @theunbreakableronin1076 Год назад +229

      COLLAB

    • @gudai341
      @gudai341 Год назад +160

      YES YES YES!!!!!!

  • @yourapunk2165
    @yourapunk2165 Год назад +5107

    For as cheap of a steak as it is, it isn't bad. I cooked it for my wife and now I'm divorced so this steak saved my life

    • @onizukapls1488
      @onizukapls1488 Год назад +381

      That steak didnt cost you 2$, it costed you half of your networth.

    • @hobblesofkarth3943
      @hobblesofkarth3943 Год назад +88

      laughed so hard it took me awhile to hit the thumbs up

    • @jonathyngarcia2013
      @jonathyngarcia2013 Год назад +42

      You earned my soft exhale from my nostrils

    • @yourapunk2165
      @yourapunk2165 Год назад +12

      @jonathyngarcia2013 glad I could help lol. Didn't realize how much this blew up til now.

    • @yourapunk2165
      @yourapunk2165 Год назад +25

      @@onizukapls1488 half of zero is what

  • @HeavyMetalfps
    @HeavyMetalfps Год назад +3820

    I want a Asmon & Guga collab, that would be the best thing since steak even got invented

    • @aether1069
      @aether1069 Год назад +79

      I might pay to see that... c'mon Asmon, reach out to Guga! 😉👍

    • @QuasselQuokka
      @QuasselQuokka Год назад +39

      imagine asmon eating a Guga Steak - he would change forever

    • @refugeehugsforfree4151
      @refugeehugsforfree4151 Год назад

      I doubt he Would lol....@@aether1069

    • @canadianeh4792
      @canadianeh4792 Год назад +10

      Or Joshua Weissman. Aren't they all in Austin?

    • @DiZh0
      @DiZh0 Год назад +27

      100% this, let Guga make him a cheap and easy steak he can make daily
      and let Guga make the best steak he can for him, to open his eyes to what it could be

  • @darkdudironaji
    @darkdudironaji 7 месяцев назад +290

    The fucking millionaire goes to Chipotle to take their forks instead of buying some. 😂😂😂

    • @aetherblackbolt1301
      @aetherblackbolt1301 4 месяца назад +12

      "ABC: Always Be Cheating"
      He admits to committing credit card shenanigans with his mum to get by 😅

    • @bertalankovacs8322
      @bertalankovacs8322 3 месяца назад +17

      That's how he stays a millionaire

    • @williambarnes5023
      @williambarnes5023 3 месяца назад +21

      You think people become millionaires by paying for things?

    • @jameshicks12
      @jameshicks12 2 месяца назад +6

      I'm middle class and I also take home handfuls of Chipotle forks... I thought I was the only one 😂
      I hate doing dishes but I like keeping my sink clean lol

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@jameshicks12The temptation is real.

  • @Warfiend
    @Warfiend Год назад +3108

    The amount of content Asmon has gotten for this $2 steak is unprecedented

    • @NathanJ666
      @NathanJ666 Год назад +71

      He can't keep getting away with this!

    • @OrlandoOrtiz570
      @OrlandoOrtiz570 Год назад +117

      No $2 steak has turned over a higher profit

    • @artysan9945
      @artysan9945 Год назад +19

      And a four dollar Wischertshire.

    • @namelessanomaly3946
      @namelessanomaly3946 Год назад +20

      @@NathanJ666 At least Asmon gives us a seminar every video instead of just reacting to shit without saying anything lol

    • @Wulfar92
      @Wulfar92 Год назад +6

      1.2 million views insane lol dudes a genius

  • @northwestclasspnw7974
    @northwestclasspnw7974 Год назад +1079

    I love that Asmon spoke about "why be happy one day when you can be happy every day" and then IMMEDIATELY talked about indulgence and sin lmfao

    • @firulais6735
      @firulais6735 Год назад +34

      Because you can be happy with the small things

    • @TruthLivesforever-il6dj
      @TruthLivesforever-il6dj Год назад +23

      Resetting tolerance is thr best and it's saves money

    • @BojackHorseman-cq3kc
      @BojackHorseman-cq3kc 10 месяцев назад +6

      What's ironic about that bit, he shows off with 2 sins of his own, Pride and Sloth.

    • @memenazi7078
      @memenazi7078 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@BojackHorseman-cq3kcit’s only human to comit a sin!

    • @GruntoSkunko
      @GruntoSkunko 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@BojackHorseman-cq3kc There is no such thing as "sin". Grow up.

  • @zephyrus7258
    @zephyrus7258 Год назад +1578

    I can't believe how much this steak has made. Most famous steak on the internet

    • @quickstep2408
      @quickstep2408 Год назад +59

      $2 steaks making people money for just reactions. thank asmon for that

    • @batialexis9339
      @batialexis9339 Год назад +17

      I can't belive guga reacted to this, amazing.

    • @handsinthefire
      @handsinthefire Год назад +8

      it is a bit crazy isn't it. This steak is about to be more famous than Ramsey.

    • @JohnGAndino
      @JohnGAndino Год назад +3

      Let's just think how much money this steak made with all of the reactions on different channels, mindblowing

    • @charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660
      @charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 Год назад +2

      Grenades won the roll on perditions blade

  • @maastrictisokokok
    @maastrictisokokok 5 месяцев назад +16

    "Sugary drinks are fine"
    "I took a photo of all my teeth before i got them replaced"

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast Год назад +1975

    Love how Asmon can take the jokes and goes along with the videos. Makes it even more enjoyable! Can't wait for the collab!

    • @rbu2136
      @rbu2136 Год назад +5

      Lol this reminds me of John gravitate character in that movie where he gets alien powers. HIS BUDDY goes on radio every night and has a terribly dirty house then this lady shows up as his house cleaner. And changes his life.

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo Год назад +10

      Laughing at yourself is the best medicine :D

    • @-_-naab-_-
      @-_-naab-_- Год назад +3

      Bro just seeing your name took me back 10 years

    • @denitosantino2688
      @denitosantino2688 Год назад

      what jokes, they are obvis not joking

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo Год назад +2

      @@denitosantino2688 Oh man, you need to learn human behavior lol.

  • @daranae
    @daranae Год назад +929

    I want to see Guga cook a killer wagyu for Asmon just to have him go "yeah dude it's not bad but it needs some lemon pepper"

    • @kwerby3285
      @kwerby3285 Год назад +61

      Asmon would have him cook it well done

    • @omlo9093
      @omlo9093 Год назад +8

      Asmongrill

    • @kevindownes9474
      @kevindownes9474 Год назад +25

      @@kwerby3285 wagyu is fine to cook well done it's got enough fat its basically bacon

    • @tmarritt
      @tmarritt Год назад +7

      ​@@kevindownes9474medium, but yeah more well done than a normal steak you need time for that fat to render

    • @Marrasrofl
      @Marrasrofl Год назад +8

      I wanna see Guga eating Asmons steak!

  • @leonidasM
    @leonidasM Год назад +1722

    Bro the amount of content people can get out of this single video is incredible, Zack is making gold

    • @raphaelsouza5302
      @raphaelsouza5302 Год назад +19

      That's sounds crazy, but maybe he should make more cook videos. 😂

    • @SoneGurke
      @SoneGurke Год назад

      @@raphaelsouza5302 no so crazy, he mentioned this himself after the $2 pizza one

    • @Totsy30
      @Totsy30 Год назад +40

      Why make wine from water when you can make gold from $2 steaks

    • @Naeidea
      @Naeidea Год назад +30

      A video about a $2 steak and a potato.
      Then a video savaging it.
      Then a video reflecting on the savaging video.
      And its all content i enjoy, don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

    • @boomknight1015
      @boomknight1015 Год назад +5

      Asmand puts out an ungodly amount of content. I'm always shocked how he has the energy to give actually go insight and commentary on most of the reaction content.

  • @Oofmeister
    @Oofmeister 7 месяцев назад +74

    "Wash the pans" "NO, where am I gonna sleep?"

    • @CalebM-Music
      @CalebM-Music Месяц назад +6

      I think he was talking about his sheets at that point

    • @agamersimprint5658
      @agamersimprint5658 27 дней назад +1

      @@CalebM-Musiche was but I had to rewind it because his transition of topics was so fast and incomplete lol

    • @gamisag
      @gamisag 22 дня назад

      sleeping in clean pans does make you stiff

  • @ericksonureta8291
    @ericksonureta8291 Год назад +949

    "Put it in the refrigerator "
    "I can't, becuase the garbage can is full"
    This man lives in a completely different world than most of us

    • @Pacifica_909
      @Pacifica_909 10 месяцев назад +20

      Yet he seems to be more liberated

    • @AFallingFlamingo
      @AFallingFlamingo 10 месяцев назад

      @@Pacifica_909 Do not get caught in the parasocial trap. You are watching *entertainment.*
      Asmon on Twitch is a curated persona.

    • @Kratos-eg7ez
      @Kratos-eg7ez 10 месяцев назад +61

      ​@@Pacifica_909 if you couldn't care less about societys norms, then of course you're going to feel liberated. Now, I think having moldy food in the fridge, dead rats in the house, and dirty dishes in the sink is kinda nasty but it's his house he can do what he wants. If he's happy, good deal, it's not like I'm ever going to go to his house.

    • @RedFlyer350
      @RedFlyer350 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@Kratos-eg7ez dont enable the man lol

    • @tianachidester1566
      @tianachidester1566 8 месяцев назад +2

      That's him thinking ahead ... he's too smart

  • @hughesga1745
    @hughesga1745 Год назад +561

    I almost spat my coffee out when Asmon said, "What do you mean it comes from the refrigerator" That was gold

    • @Nick-vd7cg
      @Nick-vd7cg Год назад +17

      honestly it wouldnt matter, the steak is so thin that it reaches room temp in like a second hahahaha

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo Год назад +2

      Lol I was laughing and I didn't know if he was serious or not.

    • @frimmbits
      @frimmbits Год назад

      😅

    • @zach8107
      @zach8107 Год назад +9

      You could even say it was "Asmondgold"

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo Год назад +2

      @@zach8107 Oh God... where are the ushers to get this guy out of here :P lol

  • @red1387
    @red1387 Год назад +900

    "I do not fear a man that cooks 1000 different steaks 1 time. I fear the man that cooks 1 steak 1000 times." - Kung Fu Steak Master

  • @whiteriverangler9670
    @whiteriverangler9670 7 месяцев назад +10

    Brother...when you held up that Windex i laughed to tears 😂😂😂

  • @sjnix7044
    @sjnix7044 Год назад +304

    That steak is so thin it was medium rare before it hit the pan.

    • @TheJohn_Highway
      @TheJohn_Highway 9 месяцев назад +32

      Just wanted to let you know that this comment nearly killed me. Never drinking hot tea while scrolling down Asmongold's comment section ever again

    • @brianv1988
      @brianv1988 6 месяцев назад +2

      I bet it is really really chewy

    • @keeferChiefer
      @keeferChiefer 5 месяцев назад +3

      ⁠@@brianv1988I bet it’s not that chewy since it’s so thin, probably easy to chew and get down.

    • @williampoole1742
      @williampoole1742 2 месяца назад

      That steak was thinner than the garlic slices Pauly cut up for the prison dinner in Goodfellas, the steak liquified in the pan

  • @Scouse_Wayne
    @Scouse_Wayne Год назад +591

    Asmon : "I'm the only one who's not crazy"
    Also Asmon : "I have 20 frying pans"

    • @sk818factory5
      @sk818factory5 8 месяцев назад +34

      Buying a new pan is so much better than cleaning

    • @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect
      @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@sk818factory5thats capitalism for you.

    • @DeltaBun
      @DeltaBun 7 месяцев назад

      @@sk818factory5I mean, for him it works but not everyone has spare change for a new pan everyday you know 😂

    • @VividFlash
      @VividFlash 7 месяцев назад +14

      His mum had 20 pans. He just uses the stuff from his mum

    • @illusidd
      @illusidd 6 месяцев назад +2

      I have a pancake pan and mini pancake pan for mini pancakes because sometimes I don’t want to eat a full pancake but I’m thinking about getting an XL pancake pan so I can eat one big pancake instead of two medium pancakes so it feels like I’m eating one pancake.

  • @Sieryx
    @Sieryx Год назад +329

    "one hot potato is bad enough, that's why they made a game about it."
    Take notes... A historical quote was just created.

    • @Thisguy2532
      @Thisguy2532 11 месяцев назад +10

      I laughed at that one bro 😂

    • @willd1655
      @willd1655 4 месяца назад +1

      That part legit cracked me up.

  • @Subcomfreak1
    @Subcomfreak1 4 месяца назад +5

    If you deglaze at the end with your sauces (maybe balsamic vinigar added) AT THE END you can scrape up the burnt bits from the initial sear AND create a fat for dressing your potatoes at the end. Again, a decent chunk of liquid at the end and cook it down and you don't have the cleaning problem any more and you gain points on the cook job. No new problem, but increased benefit, AND NO NEED TO SOAK PAN OVER NIGHT.

  • @VWVDub
    @VWVDub Год назад +359

    The fact that this man is still mining content from the original video almost a year later is genius. Hats off to you my good sir.

    • @zironemegeaz
      @zironemegeaz Год назад +10

      the stake that never ends

    • @theloots
      @theloots Год назад +2

      two weeks is years old?

    • @zironemegeaz
      @zironemegeaz Год назад +7

      @@theloots original video says 11 months ago search steak in his videos and you'll see the video that the people reviewing the video are referring too.

    • @MasudaOfKorriban
      @MasudaOfKorriban Год назад +3

      ​@@thelootsget with the program already

    • @jordanalexander1592
      @jordanalexander1592 Год назад

      "Mining content" is a good, respectable thing? Lul

  • @lilycadasunflo4014
    @lilycadasunflo4014 Год назад +920

    They just don't know asmon's steak gives +25 strength and -5 intelligence.

    • @Nirkaz
      @Nirkaz Год назад +115

      And he eats it every day, so it stacks! 😮

    • @MasterJack2
      @MasterJack2 Год назад +71

      perfect Barbarian gear

    • @chronosite
      @chronosite Год назад +23

      but how long does the buff lasts tho?

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 Год назад +47

      By eating it and stacking it with dr. Pepper you can reach so far into the negatives you cause an integer overflow and go back to 17892801 intelligence

    • @youraverageguy8431
      @youraverageguy8431 Год назад +5

      Isn't it the other way around

  • @lolitslupin
    @lolitslupin Год назад +192

    "one hot potato is bad enough, that's why they made a game out of it" that is an amazing line

    • @dontwannaatellu
      @dontwannaatellu Месяц назад

      His thought process for switching from the microwave to the oven was crazy

    • @Lontokka
      @Lontokka 16 дней назад

      I got the advice to cook baked potatoes in the microwave instead of the oven and she could actually cook. I tried in the oven once and it was much worse. Something magical happens in the microwave as it's perfect each time and it takes very little time. Which means that I also put less pressure on the natural resources of our beautiful Earth.

  • @dubsydabster
    @dubsydabster 5 месяцев назад +3

    1am is great time for steak. I go crazy trying new things at these hours.

  • @michaelsilvers1260
    @michaelsilvers1260 9 месяцев назад +277

    I absolutely lost my mind when Asmon said "What do you mean? It comes from the refrigerator. The fridge doesn't go to sleep and stop reirrigating the meat."

    • @diamondly6250
      @diamondly6250 7 месяцев назад +17

      he was right about that

    • @RoeShamBoe
      @RoeShamBoe 3 месяца назад +2

      this entire video is basically 32 mins of r/technicallytrue i was crying for 90% of it

    • @michaelsilvers1260
      @michaelsilvers1260 3 месяца назад

      @@RoeShamBoe I'm just now getting a single notification, I had no idea anyone liked this post and only got 1 comment notification from RoeShamBoe (you), but how did I butcher "refigerate" so bad?? Maybe auto correct or something, who knows.

  • @propanda7
    @propanda7 Год назад +421

    Guga should make a steak for Asmon while a Asmon makes a stake for Guga. Would be hilarious to watch

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 Год назад +16

      ​​@username172great joke, well done

    • @StarkEpiphany
      @StarkEpiphany Год назад +5

      I feel like Uncle Roger needs to be part of this.

    • @angeloramirez1249
      @angeloramirez1249 Год назад +3

      And then Guga will kill Dracula.

    • @trstmeimadctr
      @trstmeimadctr Год назад +5

      What did Guga do to you to deserve this treatment? lol

    • @tainicon4639
      @tainicon4639 Год назад +2

      @@bibsp3556I prefer mine rare

  • @mythoceanas8874
    @mythoceanas8874 Год назад +985

    I grew up eating those 2$ steaks, and I can say they taste exactly how they look. Somewhere between soft homemade jerky and a old belt, but lemon pepper flavored.

    • @dontask3613
      @dontask3613 Год назад +9

      Yeah I can never eat that shit again, they literally taste like eating a boot

    • @dontask3613
      @dontask3613 Год назад +56

      They were so bad it convinced me I didn't like steak til my early 30s when I tried a filet mingon

    • @HappyHealthyWife
      @HappyHealthyWife Год назад +22

      Not so bad if you make a steak sandwich out if it.

    • @DefaultName-du3kr
      @DefaultName-du3kr Год назад +29

      My mom used to beat the shit out of these steaks to make them edible.

    • @TheAluvisify
      @TheAluvisify Год назад +7

      @@dontask3613 Once you taste the good stuff, it's hard to come back down from that lol

  • @tulkdog
    @tulkdog 6 месяцев назад +8

    A microwaved potato is way better than a refrigerated 3 day old baked potato

    • @Lontokka
      @Lontokka 16 дней назад +2

      I've never failed with a microwaved baked potato. They are perfectly cooked each time. Anyone complaining about that should stop using their cars and go back to horse and carriage.

  • @ddii2786
    @ddii2786 Год назад +1214

    I sincerely hope one day, Gordon Ramsay will spare 30 minutes to react to Asmon's $2 steak. This will genuinely entertain me.

    • @Devilishlybenevolent
      @Devilishlybenevolent Год назад +44

      Sounds boring, you seen 10 ramsay video and you've seen them all

    • @Mr_Chode
      @Mr_Chode Год назад +31

      ​@Devilishlybenevolent 10? Wtf man, usually it's; seen one seen them all. At least you gave him a fair shake with 10.

    • @Tyronom
      @Tyronom Год назад +4

      he should cook it as well and eat :D

    • @colereed7411
      @colereed7411 Год назад +1

      ​@Mr_Chode he has a good food and bad food reaction so 2. Maybe 3, he might rip this man's head off this is the worst cooking I've ever seen

    • @Pumpelche
      @Pumpelche Год назад +2

      @gordonramsay hear that!! :)

  • @ursusarctos5990
    @ursusarctos5990 Год назад +100

    Asmongold: I eat ice cream sandwiches every single day because why not be happy everyday?
    Asmongold 1 minute later: Treating yourself is the path to gluttony, the path to sin, the path to indulgence. I don't treat myself.

    • @rociosilverroot2261
      @rociosilverroot2261 Год назад +10

      He's a professional troll and he's so good at it.
      Also I was not aware thst blue and purple were at the root of all my health issues. Thanks Dr. Bald.

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 Год назад +494

    Asmon: “I don’t treat myself”
    Also Asmon two minutes before: *“I bought a box of 40 ice cream sandwiches”*

    • @RavenMobile
      @RavenMobile Год назад +11

      It's only a treat if you don't have it all the time, otherwise it's just a staple food.
      Someone who has pizza once per year, it's a treat. For Asmon, it's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

    • @tomservo75
      @tomservo75 Год назад +3

      If ice cream sandwiches are an expensive luxury, you really need to get a better job and balance your checkbook better.

    • @osososd
      @osososd Год назад +1

      ​@jamescheddar4896cool story bruh

    • @timjanson2049
      @timjanson2049 Год назад +3

      ​@@tomservo75"treat" doesn't entail its expensive mane.

    • @JoeyP946
      @JoeyP946 11 месяцев назад

      sounds like a big sized box and he probably bought the cheapest he could find xD

  • @zachariekimball3726
    @zachariekimball3726 6 месяцев назад +3

    " I'm not crazy, I feel like I'm the only one who isn't crazy" Is definitely something a crazy person has said before.

  • @smokyguru3279
    @smokyguru3279 Год назад +979

    TAKE THE OFFER. God, I watch these dudes just kill it on every vid. It’s like being offered to dine in Steak Valhalla.

    • @amarug
      @amarug Год назад +24

      Yeah. Even though I must admit I have already eaten more Wagyu than any half way reasonable human should, but still every week I watch Guga and wish I could try his food once...

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 Год назад +20

      Would be hilarious to watch them make Asmon’s steak, but try to make it fancy without going over budget.

    • @ThatDawg21
      @ThatDawg21 Год назад +6

      I've been subscribed to Guga since he started his channel both of them and I wish I could get him to make me a steak.

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 Год назад +20

      Guga’s steaks are quite literally the food of the gods. That man has access to the most premium meat on the planet and he and his crew get to eat it on the regular, cooked to perfection. If Asmon doesn’t take this offer, he’s a madman.

    • @Akehiko_Urabaya
      @Akehiko_Urabaya Год назад +7

      @@peytonalexander5300 If he does he's a madman, if he eats the best steak on the planet then anything else will be sub optimal

  • @azpont7275
    @azpont7275 Год назад +226

    Asmon is on his way of becoming Nurgle's Chosen.
    I just can't unhear it. Like almost every word fits perfectly.
    "I can't smell anything. The only thing I can smell is dead animals"

    • @TheBosc
      @TheBosc Год назад +23

      Ah yes. The lovely gifts from papa Nurgle.

    • @albertonavarro8904
      @albertonavarro8904 Год назад +25

      "Everyone in the world is crazy, but me"

  • @PattyMcqG
    @PattyMcqG Год назад +271

    As an old old lady, no one can make laugh than Asmondgold. You bring lots of joy!

    • @Coral_dude
      @Coral_dude Год назад +4

      This one sparks joy

    • @johnnyb1933
      @johnnyb1933 Год назад +5

      he brings joy because of his ignorance about things it’s like a child trying his best with limited knowledge to survive in the jungle. Asmon looks like a good friend to have lots of fun. 😊😊😊

    • @Ghost_Freya
      @Ghost_Freya 11 месяцев назад

      Awe so wholesome 😊

  • @enochjesus6169
    @enochjesus6169 8 дней назад

    Asmongold with glasses criticizing asmongold without glasses.

  • @brienevans7180
    @brienevans7180 Год назад +536

    Either Asmongold is fantastic at maintaining character, or the man is really an absolute savage.

    • @robertstimmel1100
      @robertstimmel1100 Год назад +140

      I would've said that he's playing a character until I watched his house tour

    • @brienevans7180
      @brienevans7180 Год назад

      Same....dude needs some serious help@@robertstimmel1100

    • @AngelosRitter
      @AngelosRitter Год назад +70

      both, he is both

    • @codycox2465
      @codycox2465 Год назад +9

      I need to see Asmon and Chael Sonnen crossover.

    • @notlisztening9821
      @notlisztening9821 Год назад +19

      It has to he an act. No way does someone so unhinged really exist.

  • @gilgabro420
    @gilgabro420 Год назад +145

    asmongold is one of those guys who will life till 100 and baffle nutritional science for decades.

    • @videostash413
      @videostash413 10 месяцев назад +10

      he had his teeth replaced, tells you how unhealthy he is

    • @gilgabro420
      @gilgabro420 10 месяцев назад +21

      @@videostash413 well yes it's just that my grandfather is a chain smoker and he is still going strong at 103. Never had cancer a bad injury or organ replacement. He only takes walks every day and cooks for himself now that my grandma is gone. The food that he cooks isn't even that healthy. he puts so much fat and salt in stuff for no reason. Point being luck is a huge factor. Probably doesn't better his chances though. :,D

    • @majormorgami
      @majormorgami 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@gilgabro420 Probably not, based on his mom, his genetics aren't indicative of someone who will have an abnormally long lifespan.

    • @Mark-sd4hv
      @Mark-sd4hv 7 месяцев назад +1

      He'll die in his 40s unfortunately

    • @diamondly6250
      @diamondly6250 7 месяцев назад

      @@videostash413 its only because he only drinks soda

  • @milesprado3916
    @milesprado3916 Год назад +197

    Holy crap. "Asmongold tries a Guga steak" would be the collab we never knew we wanted, but needed. Do it please!

    • @MC-ml3cn
      @MC-ml3cn Год назад +2

      God yes! I hope Joshua is there too!

    • @Vestaxowner1
      @Vestaxowner1 Год назад +1

      It could be better, asmon and guga eat eachothers steaks! Asmon cooks his 2 dollar steak for guga, and guga makes like some wagyu A5 for asmon

    • @Villzard
      @Villzard Год назад

      Agreed

  • @matthewsommerville8911
    @matthewsommerville8911 5 месяцев назад +17

    "Asmongold is a man's man." Sean Connery. Set of the Rock

  • @deathstar69
    @deathstar69 Год назад +289

    The steak of legends. The $2 dollar steak turned millions

  • @LonelyIRL
    @LonelyIRL Год назад +915

    I love the concept of a millionaire going to chipotle and stealing plastic forks 😂😂

    • @mas0n25
      @mas0n25 Год назад +59

      bro needs to hire a cleaning service 😭

    • @LightSkinJedi1920
      @LightSkinJedi1920 Год назад +38

      You’d be surprised at what they steal at their own country clubs. I remember having to constantly change the air fresheners because they would grab them out the outlet and put them in their purses lol

    • @jeremiahmorris7526
      @jeremiahmorris7526 Год назад +23

      I really don't believe ammon gold lives as a millionaire considering the state of his house the guy probably hoards all that money

    • @RaXXha
      @RaXXha Год назад +37

      @@jeremiahmorris7526 You're right, he doesn't live like a millionaire. That doesn't mean he isn't one though. He lives the way he wants too, and tbh, good for him. 🤷‍♂

    • @tomservo75
      @tomservo75 Год назад +13

      How do you think he got to be a millionaire? Generally rich people are smart with money, that's how they got to be rich in the first place.

  • @ColdBrewGaming
    @ColdBrewGaming Год назад +237

    We need a collab immediately. They need to taste the $2 greatness

  • @itzbear5388
    @itzbear5388 4 месяца назад +6

    "so you can lay in bed on your phone for 3 hours" this, is the real man talking now.

  • @FarFromAvgJoe
    @FarFromAvgJoe Год назад +141

    Josh, Guga, and Asmon in a 3 way steak cook-off! The world needs this!

  • @Griimory
    @Griimory Год назад +296

    As another person who grew up poor, I basically lived off the steaks that Asmon did. Really thin cheap steaks and as long as they were cooked well, they were pretty good. Within the last few months I went with some friends to an extremely expensive restaurant with $100 steaks and ordered - medium rare, and for me it was good steak, but at the price and how much you actually got, I didn't see the big deal of how expensive it was for 1 steak when I could have 50 days worth of steaks, at 1 steak per day Asmon metric for the same price.

    • @demonvictim
      @demonvictim Год назад +37

      I don't think people are roasting him on the steak itself but more on his degree of laziness on cleaning. Meat is meat

    • @Beyonder69420
      @Beyonder69420 Год назад +10

      Justdont be poor wtf

    • @TheOneGreat
      @TheOneGreat Год назад +29

      ​@@demonvictimMeat is not just meat, bro. The cheap stuff is downright nasty and filled with antibiotics.

    • @Teuwufel
      @Teuwufel Год назад +17

      @@Beyonder69420 JUST buy a house pepega

    • @malchir4036
      @malchir4036 Год назад +16

      This pretty much. I have some friends who love to go to a restaurant to go and eat steak. It's good but not better than my 800gr horsemeat steaks with some mushrooms I can get at at most 1/5 of the price. So why would I go eat out? Because I want to spend over 100 euro on a meal and a few drinks? Fuck no. I'll have my gin tonic and horsemeat steak at home, browsing youtube and/or gaming.

  • @soundout4000
    @soundout4000 Год назад +119

    "Everybody else has lost their minds in this world and I'm the only person who has been able to maintain sanity through such a crazy reality" is an epic quote!

  • @justinace9518
    @justinace9518 Месяц назад

    Asmond just came up with the best quote of all time “why be happy some days of the week, when you can be happy every day of the week” nailed it

  • @Grandy_UiD
    @Grandy_UiD Год назад +222

    The 2 dollar steak video is an actual masterpiece of content creation. The video itself is genuinely entertaining and the sheer amount of react (and react-react) content is has produced is mind boggling.

    • @TheAluvisify
      @TheAluvisify Год назад +27

      It gives that old YT vibe where people would just upload random ass videos doing random ass things just for the fuck of it.

    • @raphaelsouza5302
      @raphaelsouza5302 Год назад +1

      Well had some react-react-react too.

  • @mathewsmith8073
    @mathewsmith8073 Год назад +78

    "I fear not the man who has practiced a 1000 moves, I fear the man who has practiced one move 1000 times" Funny as Fuck!!!😂

    • @monst3r_child832
      @monst3r_child832 Год назад +12

      i fear not the chef who has cooked 1000 steaks, i fear the gamer who has cooked 1 steak 1000 times

  • @pipe_dev_null
    @pipe_dev_null Год назад +169

    I could watch an unlimited number of Asmon reacting to actual cooks/chefs/culinary professionals reacting to Asmon’s $2 steak video. Have you pitched this idea to Netflix yet?

    • @RoboChocobo
      @RoboChocobo Год назад +1

      Zack really should figure out a way to branch into cooking content since he’s hilarious trolling his viewers; the tricky part is that the content is inauthentic if he’s just trying random recipes he finds online or in meal kits.

  • @GENERIC_CHANNEL_HANDLE
    @GENERIC_CHANNEL_HANDLE Год назад +237

    I love seeing people discover Asmon's pure gremolin energy. Their clear befuddlement is delightful.

  • @anonimosd.2872
    @anonimosd.2872 Год назад +180

    Asmon: "my steak tastes the best"
    Also Asmon: "I don't eat any other steaks because I'm afraid I'll like them" 🤣🤣

    • @Doogs97
      @Doogs97 Год назад

      He would love them, thick steak is like a chewy cake

    • @gmdoukas
      @gmdoukas Год назад +1

      It checks... as long as he doesn't try any others, his will be truthfully the best...

  • @IceSlushi
    @IceSlushi Год назад +86

    I want to see a collaboration were Asmon cooks a steak with Guga and Guga has to heal for a raid.

  • @skeletorrocks2452
    @skeletorrocks2452 Месяц назад +1

    Gold nailed it in that comment. Why be happy one day of the week when you can be happy All Week

  • @crowxiii2073
    @crowxiii2073 Год назад +89

    It’s always so crazy to me hearing what Zach says. He’s a LITERAL Millionaire. But acts like he can’t get things he needs.
    Act broke stay rich but this man isn’t acting.

    • @Stenchy333
      @Stenchy333 Год назад +24

      if i had millions i would change nothing lol

    • @Hagop64
      @Hagop64 Год назад +18

      He said in a previous video he has no problem dropping money on something if he thinks it's necessary (his example was dropping $20k on replacing and redoing his entire HVAC system when it broke) but he just doesn't see a lot of things as being necessary like some people.

    • @ThePaoReturn
      @ThePaoReturn Год назад +3

      it's pretty simple actually, he just doesn't want to waste time. the time wasted cooking a good food / cleaning doesn't return as much happiness as the time he spent playing games and streaming. Now, most people with money will hire a house maid to take care of their shit, but he also doesn't want someone else come to his (mother's) house, which also understandable and this is the result of those choice he made.

    • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
      @conaldeugenepeterson2147 Год назад +17

      @@ThePaoReturnthe “doesn’t want to waste time” excuse is such a cope. Dude doesn’t wash his sheets, take out the trash when it’s full, or wash dishes for months at a time because taking 10 seconds to wash a dish freaks him out for whatever reason. Taking 10 minutes out of your day to improve your living conditions is the opposite of a “waste of time”; it’s called being a functional grownup who takes care of your shit.

    • @makavoxel
      @makavoxel Год назад

      @@conaldeugenepeterson2147 He's also a millionaire so clearly something is working.

  • @ghostsyynx
    @ghostsyynx Год назад +164

    "Just bake 20 potatoes"
    Baking 20 potatoes, storing them in the fridge, and then microwaving them whenever you want one seems like a lot of work when the end result is still needing to microwave a potato.

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou Год назад

      Especially with asmon, they would probably stay in the fridge for months

    • @issadraco532
      @issadraco532 Год назад +3

      see, you don't even come close to being able to reach the parasite levels of the dude in this footage. your brain is unable to comprehend the situation and the options available.
      if you wanted to go full-blown parasite mode, instead of 2 steaks and say 3 potatoes having to be cooked 3 times a day, you'd cook multiple steaks and potatoes at once. say 18 steaks and 27 potatoes. and then you can eat them however you like. either 2 steaks and 3 potatoes 3 times a day, or 3 steaks and 4.5 potatoes twice a day, or you can even go full parasite mode and eat the full 6 steaks and 9 potatoes once a day at 1AM. and reuse the same plate over and over again for the whole 3 days.
      so in the end, that's 1 pan cleaning, 1 plate for the steaks, 1 baking dish for the potatoes, and 1 plate that you'll eat from. and just leave everything on the kitchen counter. boom, you just reduced the pan cleaning by 90% from 9 to 1 and plate usage by 75% from 9 to just 2. and you removed the fridge from the equation and reduced microwave usage by 100% since they're already at perfect room temperature. apparently buddy says that he likes jerky, so don't worry he'll have his own homemade jerky. the steak by the end of the second day will be somewhere in between a steak and jerky, and will be well into jerky territory by the third day. just don't go over 3 days otherwise the stuff might start to go bad. although it's a thin ass dried up piece of steak and some potatoes, so nothing that will get you sick. probably even build up resistance over time and eventually be able to go 4 and 5 days without even noticing it.
      so yeah, you gotta put yourself in the mind of someone that lives like a parasite. how would he do things? how can he maximize the parasite lifestyle?

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun Год назад +1

      However it doesn’t take as long as it’s healthier for you. Something about starch

    • @osmium6832
      @osmium6832 Год назад +7

      @@issadraco532 Only reusing a paper plate for 3 days?! Some of us aren't millionaires. I get 3+ months out of my plates when using them for dry things. I bought a package of paper plates before covid, use them every day, and I'm maybe 1/3 of the way through. For a steak or other wet or greasy food, I eat it out of the container it was cooked or sold in. If I cooked steak, I'd eat it straight out of the skillet, wipe it down with a used napkin, and put that sucker back on the stove for next time.

    • @nef36
      @nef36 Год назад +3

      The time spent microwaving it would be much, much less than the time spent microwaving it to cook it, and you could decide not to microwave it at all.
      Also, if you made the steaks ahead of time too, you could microwave the steaks next to the potatoes

  • @jamesc8722
    @jamesc8722 Год назад +32

    That picture…. The father, the son, the holy skillet.

  • @stanwaffles9951
    @stanwaffles9951 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love how right after saying theres.nothing wrong with sugary drinks he going through his pics and said he had all his teeth replaced

  • @Cyb3rpunk117
    @Cyb3rpunk117 Год назад +81

    The Bruce Lee reference was actually a power play move. Well done Chef Asmon 💙

  • @chadly19
    @chadly19 Год назад +275

    This is either brilliant parody or this man needs to be institutionalized

    • @delinquentpanda
      @delinquentpanda Год назад +45

      And we'll never know which. Maybe its both.

    • @sigigle
      @sigigle Год назад +38

      It's definitely a bit of both haha

    • @focal1475
      @focal1475 Год назад +7

      this man is a mad genius @@sigigle

    • @sigigle
      @sigigle Год назад +3

      @@focal1475 true that haha

    • @LosDoyerss
      @LosDoyerss Год назад

      Agreed.

  • @TotallyAwesomePanda
    @TotallyAwesomePanda Год назад +45

    "It's 1AM, it's Prime Steak Time" sends me every time 😂😂

    • @MINIMAN10000
      @MINIMAN10000 Год назад

      The thing is 1 AM to me is typically like "prime fun time" and what's more fun than not only having a blast but doing so with a steak. A good meal and a good time is where it's at.

  • @mrglock22-
    @mrglock22- 6 месяцев назад +5

    Lmao this has to be an elegant troll of both parties 😂 so funny

  • @flpsnk4848
    @flpsnk4848 Год назад +92

    Asmon's steak video is perfect thin line between a real recipe and comedy and those guys are taking it so fckin real that only Asmon's reaction can make it that perfect real comedy again. Bless this content.

    • @slaysen
      @slaysen Год назад +5

      yeah, guga at least is tryharding but wanting to keep it 'educative' for his audience, but the other guy just keeps trying to look cool all the time

  • @pwnwin
    @pwnwin Год назад +9

    Next video recommended by RUclips:
    "Solving Laziness with Asmongold" by Dr.K.
    Poetic.

  • @9t_Nyne
    @9t_Nyne Год назад +51

    Can't wait to see the $2 steak vs $200 steak challenge

  • @RedOni_YT
    @RedOni_YT 5 месяцев назад

    It’s “the Jesus picture in the background” for me lmaoo😂💀😂 12:37

  • @TheTrivert
    @TheTrivert Год назад +43

    Asmon talking about "The path to gluttony and indulgence" as if he didn't pave the road and paint the lines himself 🤣

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis Год назад

      Well yeah, because that's his road. It's just another tuesday on his own road. When anyone else does it they gotta pay the toll.

    • @matthewfetke8488
      @matthewfetke8488 4 месяца назад

      What are you talking about? Asmon is basically a minimalist. Didn't you see the size of the steak he cooked? What glutton would cook such a small steak and be satisfied with it?

  • @Jac0bIAm
    @Jac0bIAm Год назад +43

    This video deserves some sort of award. I do not remember laughing so hard at a video in months or even years 😂😂 .
    "But the garbage is full" "I can only smell dead animals"

    • @dragonherald
      @dragonherald Год назад +2

      Watching other stuff of his and his reasonableness in other areas I know this sort of stuff is just a gamer bit, but goddamn he sells it really fucking well... probably because it wasn't always a bit, but holy fuck he sells it well.

    • @chessophiler
      @chessophiler Год назад +1

      Yes, Asmon has the gamer life satire down perfect. Funniest react vid ever.@@dragonherald

    • @VadeInSpiritu
      @VadeInSpiritu 11 месяцев назад +1

      “It’s not like the refrigerator goes to sleep” yeah I also laughed out loud at this video. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

  • @Somehiguy
    @Somehiguy Год назад +113

    I really hope you take them up on their offer, would love to see if your opinion changes, after eating a Guga dry aged

    • @jasonmain6398
      @jasonmain6398 Год назад +5

      Dry aged steak is fucking disgusting 😂

    • @choke-
      @choke- Год назад

      ​@@jasonmain6398have you ever tried it

    • @ultratronger
      @ultratronger Год назад +14

      @@jasonmain6398 its literally a mild flavor it physically cannot be "fucking disgusting", specially when the added flavor isnt even bad

    • @worldeater6769
      @worldeater6769 Год назад

      @@jasonmain6398 nah

    • @Aboleo80
      @Aboleo80 Год назад +6

      Dry aged steak is one of the biggest scams on earth and that is with counting NFTs and Star Citizen.

  • @jerzybird89
    @jerzybird89 6 месяцев назад +2

    “Why be happy some days of the week, when you can be happy everyday of the week.”
    -Asmongold

  • @Coulterculture
    @Coulterculture Год назад +10

    “What do you mean, it comes from the refrigerator” *eyebrow jump* love it

  • @Khagrim
    @Khagrim Год назад +18

    Dude can easily hire people to cook and clean for him yet he continues to live like an ultimate neckbeard
    What a fucking legend!

  • @RoboChocobo
    @RoboChocobo Год назад +66

    The genius of Zack’s content is its infinite longevity, with any engagement simply becoming a new clip to watch on his show the next day.

  • @funkdoktor9099
    @funkdoktor9099 Месяц назад

    Now this is RUclips. A content creator reacting to a content creator reacting to their content. Pure ASMON-GOLD..

  • @F0XRunner
    @F0XRunner 8 месяцев назад +73

    Asmon's astute observations of social and business trends in gaming is phenomenal. Asmon's knowledge of cooking and self care is borederline regarded.

    • @devilhdante
      @devilhdante 4 месяца назад +10

      Its amazing to see the juxtaposition of how Asmon has so much wisdom, but also does stuff that is questionable/unhealthy.

    • @Soundpost-f2l
      @Soundpost-f2l Месяц назад

      ...borderline?

    • @Lasse3
      @Lasse3 Месяц назад +1

      Regarded?

    • @Veltree
      @Veltree 27 дней назад +1

      It actually makes me pretty uncomfortable like how are you gonna be a millionaire with negative life skills

  • @Elguja
    @Elguja Год назад +24

    "One meal a day. A Steak." Not even Joking that's the Healthiest Advice I've heard from a streamer.

    • @sugarybannana
      @sugarybannana Год назад +3

      I totally agree. 1 meal a day for most people is all you really need

  • @mafia8500
    @mafia8500 Год назад +56

    32 minutes of pure unscripted COMEDY, got me rolling from laughing the whole time OMEGALUL

  • @DvGnaps707
    @DvGnaps707 2 месяца назад +1

    Asmons ability to laugh at himself is goals

  • @mostvaluableturnips
    @mostvaluableturnips Год назад +40

    The crossovers and longevity of this steak video is the gift that keeps on giving. Glad he did these cooking videos!

  • @Reverc666
    @Reverc666 Год назад +9

    that bottle of windex has never seen any use

  • @Rabbitfrom
    @Rabbitfrom Год назад +32

    Im not informed enough to decide if it is intentional or accidental, but this guy is a comedy genius.

    • @videostash413
      @videostash413 10 месяцев назад

      same

    • @dutchthenightmonkey3457
      @dutchthenightmonkey3457 8 месяцев назад +3

      I love that I see this as he explains why only blue and purple artificial flavors are unhealthy

  • @StanknRankin
    @StanknRankin Месяц назад

    asmongold lawyered up about that suggestion to bake 20 potatoes and refrigerate the rest.

  • @funnytortoise
    @funnytortoise Год назад +88

    These guys thrashed asmon's steak, I mean sent it to the shadow realm, and asmon just rolled along with the punches. He laughed at the jokes, bantered, argued, all in a very lighthearted way. W all the way.
    Jeez, asmon really does deserve all his success.

  • @Naeidea
    @Naeidea Год назад +124

    Asmon is the only person I can comfortably watch his videos that last an hour. Not another person on YT is this good.

  • @AlphaSpooks
    @AlphaSpooks Год назад +59

    Legend. Just LEGEND. This guy has money, and he doesn’t give 2 fucks about it. He just lives as he did before and doesn’t give a shit. Love it. Hats down to you sir for being a living legend!

    • @zackzittel7683
      @zackzittel7683 Год назад +2

      Straight up I respect it. It’s shockingly refreshing

    • @ironmanjakarta8601
      @ironmanjakarta8601 11 месяцев назад

      He might have to support his father. who lives in a house which is expensive to maintain.

    • @videostash413
      @videostash413 10 месяцев назад

      dude, that's not hard, just takes half a ball.

  • @offgridnightmarenewhomeste3215
    @offgridnightmarenewhomeste3215 4 месяца назад

    I love Asmon! "Now I gotta deal with 20 potaotoes". "Now I gotta deal with a pizza". "And the garage is full".

  • @everynamealreadytake
    @everynamealreadytake Год назад +64

    Only Asmon can turn a 9min video into a 32min react.

  • @Sweet_Repose
    @Sweet_Repose 8 месяцев назад +20

    he put the pan on the floor like a god damn Sim 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PatricHerrera
    @PatricHerrera Год назад +9

    Today we confirmed (not learned) that Asmon remembers every fire he's ever set, hoards plasticware from his restaurant raids, and can only smell when someone tries to poison him with diet soda along with the decay of those who attempt aforementioned poisoning.
    The man just oozes with power.

  • @nzajflynn
    @nzajflynn 21 день назад

    "I found him.. And I threw him in the street" 😂😂

  • @jmugurr994
    @jmugurr994 Год назад +32

    Asmon you should do the collab but have them use the same steaks you would cook so that you can see just how good a $2 steak can be when cooked by a pro.

  • @lucapasini3392
    @lucapasini3392 Год назад +39

    "I don't treat myself. I eat steaks. That's it. And they're good."
    This is actually profound and came absolutely out of nowhere.

    • @ironmanjakarta8601
      @ironmanjakarta8601 11 месяцев назад

      He said he ate 1 1/2 pizzas. Isnt that treating yourself? Unless its made out of steak. He says he only eats steaks but it slips out he eats all sorts of junk foods like cookies and ice cream.

  • @bretwilliams249
    @bretwilliams249 Год назад +55

    I just want Asmon to be in a Guga video and eat a Guga steak. Life altering experience

  • @cobiakiller7575
    @cobiakiller7575 25 дней назад

    I love that asmon's a millionaire but still never moved into a huge place and still gets to take care of and see his dad everyday.

  • @Throa98
    @Throa98 Год назад +27

    In the spirit of avoiding dishes, you could season it in the plastic tray said steak comes in, saving you extra washing on the pan or on a chopping board or w/e.

    • @eibbor171
      @eibbor171 Год назад

      yea thats what i do also next time make a steak cover it in honey...thank me later

    • @Throa98
      @Throa98 Год назад

      @@eibbor171 I actually don't like steak, but I don't see why honey wouldn't work. Honey soy marinade is delicious

    • @eibbor171
      @eibbor171 Год назад

      @@Throa98 i thought honey and meat in general would be an odd mix and might not like it, but it was hands down one of the best things ive ever done. tomorrow im gonna try it with a burger overall im just gonna try honey with everything lol

    • @7.62eclipse8
      @7.62eclipse8 Год назад +1

      @@eibbor171mix honey and hot sauce n put that shit on some chicken n waffles. You’ll thank me

  • @JJEMTT
    @JJEMTT Год назад +33

    I love that he makes a "things that are unhealthy list" and he brings it back in the end. As soon as he heard it he was legit mad that he needed to add it to the list.

  • @michaelmcallister9519
    @michaelmcallister9519 Год назад +7

    I didn’t think Asmon was crazy, right up until he said he’s the only sane person in the world. That’s crazy talk

  • @Screamfancast
    @Screamfancast 17 дней назад

    This man still lives like he doesn't have a dime in his account.

  • @justinbutcher2183
    @justinbutcher2183 8 месяцев назад +28

    I know this video is put down 8 months ago but not not washing dishes for 6 months straight very concerning lol

    • @Echo-991
      @Echo-991 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's to save time, so he can play more games and make content.
      Fair trade for living with no working sink, insects and rubbish around you 😂

    • @Subremedy
      @Subremedy 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@Balboa9191 no the question is if he wasn't gaming for a living would his house still be a mess? This is a mental condition