Asmon finds his biggest fan
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- is this asmongolds biggest fan?
by @RHRPaige • Is THIS Asmongold's Bi...
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“I say I’m into crazy girls because a girl would have to be crazy to be into me” get this man his crown
This man knows his audience
This is at 666, so i can't hit like or it will ruin it
What a Chad
Aye my longest relationship was with my stalker so I guess I can relate
Crazy bitches and 2$ Steaks
She knows exactly what she is doing w this video. Asmon was sure to be tagged a million times.
Whenever he silently interrupts a video I know whatever he says next is gonna be pure Asmon-GOLD 😂
You know what I appreciate about Asmon's tumbnails? His worried hand over mouth slight gasp face.
Hi Asmon Im a 36 yr old woman who enjoys your videos. I find them entertaining and interesting.
cloud chasing on a high level
The way Asmongold goes through life is "what would Asmongold do?"
I stopped laughing at this woman when I realized that I've also made Asmon my parasocial boyfriend.
Gayyyyy.
True brother, Asmon has a parasocial neckbeard harem
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA big true
hahahahahah i'm dying brother
You're right, and I'm straight as fuck
She is a business genius. Imagine how many new subs she has since Asmon made this vid.
oh ye she knows exactly what shes doing and its definitely clever
no such thing as a female genius.
thats hard to think of?
@@teena-tz7lr You don't think your mom is a genius?
@@teena-tz7lr get help before its too late
No mere mortal can live with Asmongold - Asmongold
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take" - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
but, what if, and hear me out, she doesn't live with him, just dates him.
He said not so long ago that if he has a wife he will have their house be nice and normal for her :P and all he rlly needs is a roof and AC or something and he's good so i bet he would be nice to his gf
I mean… they don’t HAVE to live with him. It’s like having two bedrooms… but instead it’s two homes.
@Joe Schmoe CLAPS: RHRPaige (formerly Redhead Redemption), aka Veronica Vain
Asmon is a smart guy. notice how he had it paused at 1:22 but her cleavage was blurred, so he unpauses it and pauses it again when everythings nice and clear then continues his speech
man of culture
@@TheToasterboxaren't we all!? I mean, we're part of this community, so it follows logically.. lol
😂😂
Wanna know why he did that? Gotta keep up that BDE. It is what it is 😆
I disagree. _Everything_ was blurred. Look at her face!
I think if this girl was caught peering into Asmongold's kitchen window, he'd still be the one who got arrested.
She wouldn't
She is smart. She pretends to have a crush on Asmon so then Asmon reacts and all his no GF community will follow this girl. Smart move I respect that.
To get the simps, you gotta become like the simps. Smart girl indeed.
damn, interesting point of view, I agree indeed.
Wow that's some 5D chess right there
@@underworldgodhades CX
Thats OP
The level of self-awareness in this video is off the charts it actually stabbed my heart
This girl is disgusting to me. How does she get this my confidence about her worth, despite being so annoying
I love it, he's keeping it real 100%. Whenever I watch it makes me laugh, but I think it is just because it seems like we are trained from a very young age to be uncomfortable with honesty. It's actually high comedy, but also extraordinary truth telling. It's like you know you aren't supposed to be radically honest about your inner feelings and thoughts, but here is someone doing that in a way that is unconventional, clever, humorous, and poignant. No wonder Asmon's biggest fan has such a boner for him, I mean he is probably like this in the most awkward times, who wouldn't appreciate that on a daily basis? It's like that movie " the wrong Missy " Asmon is " the wrong Missy ", except he doesn't leave his room, except to eat steak.
@kirine sin there's so much value in that
Self awareness is where he gets his confidence from.
If you pay attention to his story it's glaring. It's understanding what makes you uncomfortable and introverted and breaking past it.
Iol
As one of his four female viewers PLEASE i am BEGGING for this to be a cannon event. I want my mans to find romance.
as another female viewer YES
😂I am one of Asmond 's female viewers, unfortunately I am in my 60 's 😂😂😂.I just love his take on things ❤ he makes me laugh 😂.
I find it funny that he siad he has 4 female viewers, now one is in this video and other three in these three comments and thats it.
@@jaxirraywhisper741LMAAOOO
Same. Did we make it past 4 now? Loll 😂❤🎉
Her: "He would never like me because im too hoey"
Asmon: "Dont threaten me with a good time"
My fuckin' favorite comment here... 😂
Man of culture indeed
he would never turn down a cam girl lol
😂😂😂
“Do I look like a guy that can choose” I feel you bro 😭😂
Honestly such a dumb take from him tho, first off he is rich and also aside from that 😂 the guy is 6 feet tall
Both are the most desirable factors most females want in a guy especially nowdays soo him being in denial
Is pretty fking stupid but maybe its because he lived in isolation for decades until today 😂 yea 💯
Bros on fire and someone asks if they want to be put the fire out with tap water or sparkling
@@simonshura9144 Being tall only matters if you are handsome.
Like bro has a crazy unhealthy body and is not that good looking, he doesnt care and doesnt take care of himself
So yeah i think he´s pretty right
It always makes me sad when I hear how many guys seem to think like that, Asmongold included. You have to understand that there are many ways that you can be attractive to a woman other than looking good or being really rich. Women care about how you make them feel - it doesn't really matter what you look like. Just take care of your hygiene and be a really nice and funny guy and you will realize how much girls appreciate that!
@@simonshura9144You don't suddenly gain the confidence and charisma tho, maybe asmon will spruce up a bit or not. He would have even more flocking to him if he cleaned up and worked out a bit
I watched this entire video being like, "is that veronica vain?" And then it turns out to be veronica vain. 🤣
Yup. She goes by her real name now; Paige Mathews.
Who is Veronica ?
Her: "i watch him in the shower"
Asmon : "nice"
I felt that
dude knowing something like this would make me blush lol
I watch him in the shower too 😊
@@Sophie2570 lmao 😂 yea yea but jokes aside how sad have we humans become to be that desperate to be w some rich streamer u dont know personally irl
@@simonshura9144 To be fair, I personally don't watch him in the shower because I want to be with him, it's just for entertainment. I like watching let's plays, movie reactions, etc. while I'm going about my daily routine, even to just hear them in the background. Like other streamers, I find him entertaining, the way he carefully manages his audience is fascinating as well, you really have to maintain a careful balance around different subjects when you're a streamer and he does it masterfully.
@@simonshura9144I watch him in the shower too, bro, not touching myself but just washing. It's just for entertainment, he's fun to watch and reminds me how amazing wow was back in the day. If you played back then, you'll enjoy watching Asmon, no matter what activity you're up to, even while playing wow I'll have him playing on the side sometimes. You must be a very young boy to dismiss Sophie's comment like that, how silly to assume women wouldn't just like watching him without wanting to date him. Typical child behavior online.
Asmon whenever caught in a lie red handed: "That's different" gotta love it man
"That's that and this is this"
“It isssss what it is!!”
Bro shes not a girl, shes my sister
Ur comment made me laugh thank you
Hahaha... Big Dick Energy!
"if i can avoid carrying about the outcome, i have allready won".
this is 100% ultra wisdom.
Not with that spelling...
@@rogeryoungblood2452 nah, you should always let your team mates carry. Never let em know your true strength.
Being recognized by your internet crush must be driving this chick insane right now. Lol.
@@Herogaze that's actually kind of adorable. Just hope she keeps it realistic
@@Exeeter1234lmao man deleted his comment
@@Exeeter1234 *ahem* WHERE'S THE SAUCE?
@@gamer31111 shes redhead redemption , she used to do porn (maybe still does if theres an OF mentioned). not my type of girl but she made fun videos
@@Exeeter1234 how are you proud of that 😂
Asmon is like that one friend that never shuts the fuck up but always a good company
lmao😂
Great take.
He is bit like sheldon from TBBT, he is probably annoying asf when you guys hang, but actually deeply inside you enjoy his presence.. Then you miss him when he is not around. But when you finally see him again, you wonder why the fuck you missed him.. :)
Lmfaoo
"Everyday I eat steak is a day I feel good" Well said
It's almost like we ate unprocessed meat for millions of years and that the past 100 years when heart diease became documented is from processed foods,smoking, and sedentary lifestyle
oh my god, the look after she says "he probably wouldn't like me"... I legit laughed out loud.
and she flips her hair so more cleavage shows..smart moves.
when she started talking about being alpha, yeah, no, she's cray cray
it makes sense in the context of her profession
@@bhavyakukkar 😐
@@bachlava7 I don't mean having an o.f is alpha, I've just seen women talk more about being an alpha while having an o.f, there's a strong correlation there
As a female I can confirm she is on some delulu juice, very addictive
@@Bayyside Yeah we know, she talked about Asmon being her parasocial relationship. Thanks for the confirmation.
I'm a girl and I've been watching him for years on yt, he always cracks me up. I hope he'll find a nice girlfriend eventually that is compatible with his lifestyle, because he just deserves it, I think he's a very humble and decent human being.
Compatible with his “lifestyle”
@@globalbankingsystem6667 That is the challenge. But I bet she is out there 😊
@@cleverlyblonde bet shes out under a bridge in a tent in austin
you think? lol there's your problem right there
@@globalbankingsystem6667 no mames guey😂
In all sincerity, I love having Asmon's content run in the background while I work on a project. I can multitask, so I can follow the debates that go on during some of the reaction content, which btw genuinely makes me think a lot more outside the box and gives me a nice, fresh perspective on things. Overall, a lot of W takes, some L takes here and there but let's be honest - we all have some L takes sometimes. I heavily appreciate the level of intellect and clarity that he shows when he speaks about certain topics, which is a rarity overall these days.
P.S. I really wish I could at least clean his room or even the house essentially, so there's a cleaner, healthier environment for him. Anyway, love the content - keep it up Asmon, you're a good one.
- From one of the supposed few female watchers, have a nice day! :)
Hey other females who watch his content! Hi friends! 😂
guys, there is a woman out there for you and you can find them, don't lose hope, stay strong
(basic DBAD rules apply)
Based comment.
Another female fan that is a professional lurker lol
He's a grown ass man! His room should ALREADY be clean!
Go get it Asmon, become the man you were born to be. We are counting on you.
Dont fall for it asmon stay strong brother
Yeah, this feels like a trap.
Otherway too (for the -1 gay viewers and the 2 female viewers)
Bro fall for who gives a fuck
Fall for what? Lmao there is no risk
Bros before hoes
The pause at 4:45 is everything, only a celestial being like Asmongold can do this.
OH MY GOD 😂
He ain't mething around.
His pauses are on another level he's playing double D chess.
I feel like the pause at 19:17 is better hahaha.
I was going to say it was the pause at 12:03... she knows how to grab a mic..👌👀
I'm one of the females that watch Asmongold. Legit, the other day I watched the entire video of his experience with Wrath of the Lich King. The crazy thing is, I have never played WoW before, but listening to the story made me feel like I was there! It is the best storytelling to listen to whilst I am grinding away at life chores or a videogame.
Thank you, having a rough morning and this video looks fun to watch.
hope you feel better
Hope u feel better my man! Im here for you!
thx
You got this man!
Look at these cool ass chads
I like how Asmongold just basically told her: "You think you do, but you don't"
“My house is a biohazard”… had me dead 😂 absolutely hilarious!
bro its true, his house is a like a hoarder den
It's the rat pad
I never thought RHR and Asmongold would be a thing in one video , but here we are lol. I hope a collab happens
If she zipped her shirt up we wouldn't be watching this right now 😂
Asmon gots the baddies 😂💯
As one of your 4 girl viewers, this girl speaks the truth ❤
So we have found 3 female viewers so far!
Where is nr 4 xD
Yeah, I think many of us are one of those 4 girls!
Omg another girl 😱
prove youre a girl
@@Supermuffins prove you're a normal human being
Asmon " I have never hit anyone in my entire life for any reason" Emiru "Asmon beats me".
@Cameron Haws "that's different"
asmongold is so effortlessly funny ... "I agree with everything he says"... 'She's a Smart girl' 🤣🤣
1:00 When she said he would never like me because I'm too Ho-ey and he zooms in. I wasn't ready for that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me and my fiance watch Asmongold every day 😂 we think your content is hilarious! Keep up the good work 👏
Parasocial throuple?
I love you Asmon, you're funny AF and I truly value your opinion on matters. I don't agree with you all of the time but I find your take on things refreshingly honest. Thank you for what you do and I hope things are going well for you in the moments we don't see. Also, eat that fkin steak bro, we only get one shot at life so live it!!!
@tomasbento263someone's salty af 🧂😂
100% agreed. Funny cool dude. Min-maxing life with a positive outlook on things, and fucks things he dont like." Dont want that never do that hate it wont do it! Style"
@tomasbento263gayest
This is classic. LOL! I'm a female viewer. This is such a great watch just for your reactions and facial expressions.
Just seems like a desperate cry for attention to me
Been watching Asmon for couple of years now and why do I feel the same 🙀. He is an amazing streamer and really chill dude he deserves the best! Cause he is the best! 🙌
please notice me slayerryx please i am also really chill trust me, i get 5 viewers on stream that is good right? aoogabooga
@@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere naaah :(((
@@idkwhattoputheretbhbutheregotta pump those rookie numbers up
She's probably making up this whole thing to draw attention to her onlyfans. Mission accomplished, I guess.
thats two of his biggest fans right there
"Do I look like the kind of guy that can choose?" always keeping it real. lmfao
honestly i would never want to have a girlfriend who is actually posting porn on the internet,that shit will be there forever.it's like getting a stupid ass tattoo in your younger years that you can never get rid off when you are older.
Yea
she's checking a lot of boxes for being a walking red flag. the vibes of being nowhere close to being a genuinely good person
Oh absolutely 💯. Steer clear from this type of woman, she will ruin your life.
Well she was a pornstar..... so that speaks volumes.
@@MTran0708 not all bad people are pornstars. a lot of them are very caring and chill, their sexual morals just dont comply with the norm.
a bad person for me is someone who just splurts shit out about other's private life, gossips and is self centered
@@TheRealJonster The fact that her checkbox for confidence is either having a big dick or being able to make a girl cum says enough about her. Aside from the fact it's proven that most girls don't actually like big dicks but rather average.
So Asmongold got parasocial-zoned.
She is not a humble person for sure and needs attention. She will be a massive problem no doubt.
Incel.
We must stay focused brothers
TRU
Salute brother 🫡
Eyes on the prize, boys
Revolution is calling. Poon tang can wait
@@fyr3st0rm35 eyes on the booba I mean prize
Fiend or not, Asmon's a great guy. Hands down.
I was like, this girl looks really similar to a p*rn star i have seen before. Looked at the original video and realized she is the p*rn star.
Asmon, I'm hurt! I'm a woman and I watch you! My 24 year old daughter watche's you too! 😢 We love you.😊
okay that's 3..one more
the infamous 4 women including the one in the vid
The thing that keeps me watching asmon is how clear headed his discussions is. It helps me clear my head while observing the world around me not influenced by flashy edits of a video or a biased youtuber.
Just fucking clear judgement on topics you're invested in or not. And people are attracted to this clarity regardless whether they agree with asmon's opinion or not, but listening to him helps make a subjective point of view around a topic that 100% belongs to me and not influenced by misinformation or a biased information.
I think people including asmon himself are vastly underestimating the attraction of being able to form a sense of identity based on the discussion happening in his videos. ❤❤
I love when he tells people to be their own North Star
Now she has a potential 2.61 million subs for her Onlyfans. What a smart girl!
Ayyyy it's Red Head Redemption (Paige Jennings) formerly known as Veronica Vain, who knew an ex-porn star is into Asmon...what a pimp. 😄
Female viewer #5 or something. Who cares. Asmon is cool.
nothing gets me more than when he gets real hype over a topic and just explains himself in more detail
The key to confidence is to just give up when people make fun of you - Asmongold 10:30
your responses in this video crack me up!! Big fan, keep putting out content!!
lmao that smile!!!! 1:14 "does she know?" hahahaha i'm new here so i don't rly know your personality, but that was amazing.
That's a very clever way for her to get exposed and advertise her OnlyFans account, I mean a lot of Asmon's audience are over 30 single guys who can afford subscribing to her OF :)
I think she's an ex pornstar, no need to pay
As a straight man, I can also confirm Asmongold is my parasocial boyfriend.
he is definitely addictive .I just found him few days ago and can’t stop watching him ,he is my new friend 👏🏻👏🏻
This is pretty much the funniest thing I've ever seen on Asmon's content.
Yes she is the biggest
She's trying so hard to make those tiny little things look big.
I wish I watched Asmon earlier, like this guy is not an airhead, he got brain inside his head and had i did watched him i might not lead the life i did right now
she so full of herself, but this girl built like a uhaul truck that looks like doris from shrek
Is this a 200iq marketing push for her to boost her IF? 😅
No her plan is just to take Asmon’s money
Asmon having a good take on someone who has a good take on him
I understand he doesn’t care about “all that stuff” but my question is what’s going to happen to all that unspent cash when he dies ?
She is 100% just saying all of this for clout. 1000%
No shit. Her entire thing is literally satire. Everything she does caters to incels. It's genius.
Yo that’s fucked up that people really go and harass whoever he talks to, I’d be generally pissed off if I was him 😂 I’d feel so bad for the girl if I was him
You definitely have more than four female viewers, I being one. Maybe it's that they aren't vocalizing their presence enough, not sure. I watch everyday and find you very relatable and honest in your takes and humor, thus one of the reasons you are one of the only youtubers I watch consistently. I'd say you have many female viewers in the ranks, they are just very covert and not as outspoken as some of the male viewers perhaps. Just a guess, lol.
female viewers unite ✊🏻
me too! female viewer.. not single tho 🤍🥰
I love that atm their are 4 replies to this. Establishing that I was right, Asmon does have more than 4 female viewers. He has 5. 😂
6!
@@mimsergaja 7!
6:58 “Yeah, you just look at their raid logs” I ALMOST CHOKED LOL
Why did she have to say alpha female. Lol
It perfectly make sense with all the bs she said before and after tho
I think Asmon will meet someone who makes him completely fall and all these things will fly out the window as he adapts to really loving a person. It will happen eventually ❤
true, guys change if the lady is worth it
That's the thing, both people need to give a little in that relationship for it to work. Meet each other halfway. Zack doesn't seem to like that, at least from all the times he's talked about it. He wants to just stay where he is and force the other person to accommodate to his lifestyle, which is not exactly healthy.
Copium
Well the obvious thing here is she is trying to get carried by him and thats what happened , Onlyfans girl tend to stalk famous male streamers to get some clout as an attempt to enrich their onlyfan account
I’m a truck driver so I just listen to Asmon all day sometimes it feels like I know him but obviously that’s insane. I would be happy for Asmon to get a girlfriend and anyone who bullies those girls talking to him are just creeps. Get your own life boys and try to be happy
You cant make me! You aren't my parasocial Dad!
Some don't bully but rather protect asmon from women that is trying to use asmon's fame for their own benefit.
I'm not saying that is what I believe. Just throwing some possibilities out there.
Same ✌️
I lost it at “if she is a good girl I’ll take her to good will”
The "carnivore" diet has literally eliminated chronic pain from some people with autoimmune and other issues.
It’s true. Seems backwards to a lot of people even me but my gf did it for a month and her pain went away. It’s why the WEF doesn’t want us to eat meat. It heals
She did it for exposure, she knew we all gonna ask him to watch it. Smart broad
I love my parasocial relationship with my favorite content creators they totally get me and are my very real friends
I think you underestimate how many girls watch your videos :'D
I mostly watch your youtube though (Had a blast watching you on Lost Ark LMFAO (on twitch), and yes I still play that game)
I mostly agree on your takes - and ive been binging since last week - hence why im commenting on a video thats like 8 months old LOL
immediately paused this and watched him shower before returning and finishing. Fully wholesome, both vids, like always I wish I was there!
Sounds like you just got yourself a new dedicated healer
I’m with you on the carnivore diet - I can buy a sirloin for $7 or McDonald’s for $15…what an easy decision
Always remember guys, when you are in a hairy situation always ask yourself: What would asmongold do? The answer to this will probably solve the problem 😂
What's not to like about Asmon honestly. Such a kind open minded dude.
For most people it'd start and end at the roaches living in his kitchen or mold in the bed.
For others it'd simply just be his shift in personality from online to IRL perspectives. Online he has 2 as well, an on stream asshole commentary mentality then offstream quiet boy.
IRL he is all quiet submissive boy. Nothing really too much wrong with that but if you get into a relationship with him and his asshole streamer side creates drama and gets you involved, you're fucked for life almost.
For me if I was interested in dating him, I'd tell him to keep our shit out of the streams. People mention his relationship shit, ban them or ignore.
Self destructive girls filled with an ocean of negativity , and i dont mean victims that are depressed and want help seeking it but girls that are actually aggressively and maniacally like that in a way, toxic simply put, i cannot explain how much i just want them as far away from my life and how i want nothing to do with them ever.
If you want true love and a real forever relationship, you gotta be with a mentally healthy in mind person.
all the people who talk about Asmongold "fresh" perspective, a lot of it is just common sense that has gone the wayside in a lot of society in the last 15 years or so. FYI I like to listen to Asmongold in the background as well, but like I said common sense tied to actual reality is harder find nowadays.
The most profound statement from Asmongold...."it is , what it is." The truth laid bear for all to hear. It is what it is bro...keep up that attitude.
she called herself an alpha female lmao
When you realize nothing matters, the world is yours