Grandpa's last words

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @Wizards_with_Guns
    @Wizards_with_Guns  Год назад +650

    What will DEFINITELY be your last words?

    • @SaltStorm007
      @SaltStorm007 Год назад +86

      Jesus looks WAY cooler than I expec...........

    • @ransder
      @ransder Год назад +50

      "Huh? Wha-"

    • @dawsonberardi973
      @dawsonberardi973 Год назад +99

      What are you gonna do, stab me?

    • @acatwithautism7705
      @acatwithautism7705 Год назад +61

      Of course you can make toast in the bathtub!

    • @bananana6420
      @bananana6420 Год назад +1

      I bet i can shove my bean pole in that.

  • @LindenHighwind
    @LindenHighwind Год назад +4141

    Years ago my grandmother was in the hospital, and we got a call that she was "on her way out", so the family gathered to say our goodbyes. There were 15 or so of us in the room, and one by one, she would call us up to the bed to say her final words to us. She was hard of hearing, so she talked loud enough to hear herself. Of course, in this situation, we all did our best to ignore what should have been private words because you know, sensitive situation and all. So she's telling all of us how proud she is of us, how much she loves us, all of that good stuff, then she gets to me. I was 15 at the time, and she calls me up just to say "keep it in your pants." That was it. No I love you, no I'm proud of you, nothing. If you can imagine a room of your closest relatives trying to laugh while crying, yeah... Anyway, she got better and lived another two years or so.

  • @DerrisDerrison
    @DerrisDerrison Год назад +1116

    That first "ARGGHHHHHHH" scared the s*** out of me 😂

    • @Legendary_Honey
      @Legendary_Honey Год назад +11

      Me too. I almost threw my phone.

    • @LilFoxyCosplay
      @LilFoxyCosplay Год назад +5

      Same 😂😂

    • @oldred2470
      @oldred2470 Год назад +5

      Same was not paying attention while using the toilet

    • @mr.pastaman
      @mr.pastaman Год назад +3

      Legit, had I been on the toilet, would've literally scared the shit out of me. 😂

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 8 месяцев назад

      I'm too "tired" to be scared. I was just annoyed I had to quickly turn it down. It's late

  • @leahrice5827
    @leahrice5827 Год назад +1720

    "should we take a picture?" "no I feel ugly" made me laugh so hard

    • @kingofeurobeat9332
      @kingofeurobeat9332 Год назад +4

      You're really pretty :3

    • @ratronald
      @ratronald 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@kingofeurobeat9332boy what the hell

    • @AndreiGeorgescu-j9p
      @AndreiGeorgescu-j9p 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@ratronald That's literally the only reason she gets upvotes for her mid comments she purposefully posts on EVERY SINGLE VIDEO on this channel. Imagine getting mad at a guy giving her what she clearly wants...attention

    • @ratronald
      @ratronald 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p the way you perceive the world will leave you bitter and unfullfilled

    • @ratronald
      @ratronald 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@AndreiGeorgescu-j9pyour culture war lingo means nothing to me. go frollick in the sunshine.
      edit: he removed his second reply lol

  • @SaIti2
    @SaIti2 Год назад +565

    Out of all the creative saying for some reason the dead pan “ouch this sucks” got me

  • @maxcasteel2141
    @maxcasteel2141 Год назад +1518

    I can't decide if my favorite part is edward scissorhands headbutting my ass or if it's just the uncomfortable sidestep the mom does when the dad puts his hand on her shoulder

    • @KN-xl6lw
      @KN-xl6lw Год назад +69

      Crocodile death roll 🐊💀

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 Год назад +62

      The dad being on the phone and being overall uninterested

    • @PugsterLife69
      @PugsterLife69 Год назад

      Dipped my balls in mont doom

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +21

      @TheCat_3 I don’t think he was uninterested, he was just feeling ugly.

    • @fleetwingpone966
      @fleetwingpone966 8 месяцев назад +13

      The small and awkwardly quiet fuck after the loud groaning got me in stitches

  • @doobyus6572
    @doobyus6572 Год назад +263

    "Feels like Tony Hawk's nose grinding down my BEAN pole grip tape DOWN" 1:18 greatest sentence ever

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 месяца назад +50

    About one hour ago, my grandfather passed on via a medically assisted death. I opened up RUclips to distract myself from my grief, and this was the first video it recommended me.

    • @枒
      @枒 Месяц назад +6

      How are you feeling today? I’m sorry for your loss ❤

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Месяц назад +10

      @ | Hey, thanks. It's tough, but the one great thing about a medically assisted death was that he got to choose the date, and we all knew it was coming. Being able to say a proper goodbye to him really helped me come to terms with everything. We spent a long time together talking about death, our place in the universe, and what it means to be alive.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 24 дня назад +3

      @@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth I hope this doesn't seem insensitive, but your grandfather is a really lucky man to have gotten a medically assisted death. It's not a legal practice everywhere, but a lot of people are fighting for that right. Last year, one of my siblings passed away unexpectedly. I hadn't seen them in person for years, because they were fighting their own battle... I just wish they stuck around to let us help, you know? There are so many people who fight to the very end, and it saddens me. Nobody deserves to have to fight for life.
      Basically, my point is that I'm glad your grandfather didn't have to fight to the end. He knew exactly how and when he wanted to leave this planet... but he never really left. He's still a part of you, and his body will become one with the universe again.
      Also, if you don't mind some unsolicited advice about grief, it would just be this: Don't ignore it. It's okay to be sad. Give yourself the time you need to cry it out, or whatever you need to do in order to process his passing. Don't distract yourself too much, alright? You be sure to take care of yourself. I wish you luck on this journey.

  • @BlairCarlyle
    @BlairCarlyle Год назад +425

    That final scream absolutely kills me

  • @BradTurner72
    @BradTurner72 Год назад +608

    The ending is the hospice equivalent of saying bye to someone you just had a nice chat with on the street and you both turn to leave and walk in the same direction and you're both too proud to admit to the awkwardness of the situation.

    • @Brother8237
      @Brother8237 Год назад +10

      Ya that situation pretty much always ends like this 2:15

  • @ObscuraEND
    @ObscuraEND Год назад +230

    he flatlines like 5 times

  • @digitalpixelice4539
    @digitalpixelice4539 9 месяцев назад +44

    “Should we take a picture” “no i feel ugly”
    Made me laugh so hard. I feel you ahah

  • @itsNyroc
    @itsNyroc Год назад +555

    I thought this was strange when this same thing happened to my Grandpa a few years back. Really happy you are bringing awareness to this situation, thank you🙏🙏

    • @SaltStorm007
      @SaltStorm007 Год назад +15

      Have you thought about starting a group.....🙏

    • @BillyBob_1177
      @BillyBob_1177 Год назад

      Poor grandpa had a pepper up his ass... 🙏

  • @HedgeThatDamn
    @HedgeThatDamn Год назад +124

    I want my final words in life to be "Feels like Tony Hawk's nose-grinding down my bean pole, GRIP TAPE DOWN"

    • @JasonHenderson
      @JasonHenderson 25 дней назад +1

      Hopefully he's still around, and he could make your final wish come true.

  • @zorintoto1167
    @zorintoto1167 Год назад +140

    I like how he continuously flat lines from time to time

  • @angusmatheson8906
    @angusmatheson8906 10 месяцев назад +27

    The wife recoiling from her husband's touch was a great touch.

  • @huhwhuhing
    @huhwhuhing Год назад +197

    The man held strong for another 12 years, driven by his will to witness with his own eyes just one more episode of Wizards Watch

    • @maxcasteel2141
      @maxcasteel2141 8 месяцев назад +4

      10 months later this is still the best comment on this video

  • @Eidenhoek
    @Eidenhoek 2 месяца назад +10

    "Is there a pepper in my cornhole?" *with that look* is peak Tim Robinson.

  • @modelvp2405
    @modelvp2405 20 дней назад +5

    I love how you put all that work into ageifying Michael with makeup to make him look like an actual old man, but then just slapped a backwards hat onto a grown ass man to be the kid

  • @angryjeep6949
    @angryjeep6949 Год назад +63

    "ouch this sucks" absolutely fried my bean bag

  • @Morokei_The_Mad
    @Morokei_The_Mad Год назад +130

    I remember when my grandfather died, he kept asking me in a delirious state about something called “the endless screaming” and to get the tomatoes out of his lemonade. This video reminds me of him, may the gods rest his soul o7

    • @breeeegs
      @breeeegs Год назад +23

      Did you get the tomatoes out? I seriously hope the answer is yes, because if not you can expect a visit from the Tomato Men at the next full moon. And trust me...they won't be happy.

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 2 месяца назад

      Yeah they often start hallucinating towards the end, it's a little disturbing tbh
      "the endless screaming" thing probably would've kept me up at night, yeesh

  • @eu4um
    @eu4um Год назад +115

    The little flinch and shrink away she does at 2:10 is so fucking funny holy shit.

  • @blitheringape5321
    @blitheringape5321 2 месяца назад +7

    1:22 it's called a darkslide, old man

  • @topherlicious
    @topherlicious Год назад +43

    "Should we take a picture?"
    "No I feel ugly."
    😂

  • @FuzzyGhost
    @FuzzyGhost 7 месяцев назад +16

    "I'll always remember you grandpa."
    He's going to need years of therapy to try and forget.

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe Год назад +6

    "These could be the lat words he says"
    *"IT FEELS LIKE EDWARD SCISSOR-HANDS IS HEADBUTTING MY ASS"*
    ".............................................. a prophecy perhaps?"

  • @amirmoezz
    @amirmoezz 3 месяца назад +3

    I am more impressed with the guy's ability to keep on going even after 5 consecutive heart strokes!

  • @georgeholt2412
    @georgeholt2412 10 месяцев назад +14

    Dude flatlined five times

  • @modularb
    @modularb 19 дней назад +3

    2:16 That is genuinely terrifying.

  • @laurenlewis4189
    @laurenlewis4189 11 месяцев назад +9

    If WWG ever tops this, I'm gonna die of laughter, or they'll have been around long enough that I've gotten desensitized to every single element and second of this being comedy gold. Either way, it's a bright happy future.

  • @Misty0Moon
    @Misty0Moon Год назад +43

    When my Grandpap died he told us to put his ashes in a coffee can on a hill overlooking a strip club. Good ol' Grandpap, still miss him ♥

  • @nauxiliary
    @nauxiliary Год назад +96

    I could absolutely see these guys being right at home in an episode of 'I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson'. I'm a huge fan of both! I love this stuff

    • @VillainKinnie
      @VillainKinnie Год назад +6

      i thought the exact same thing. these guys are pros, definitely the funniest sketch channel ive come across on yt.

  • @tw1ststrpe216
    @tw1ststrpe216 Год назад +16

    My grandpa was a tough love kind of guy, and I usually never heard him say “I love you” but when I told him that I loved him while he was on his deathbed, he made sure to force the words out no matter what, “I… love you… too…” I left the room crying and the next thing I knew he was gone. Loss is hard. I think we can all understand that.

  • @michaelpatterson7062
    @michaelpatterson7062 Год назад +19

    "Are we gonna go the lunch after this?"
    Best part of the video

  • @jurijkaj
    @jurijkaj Год назад +50

    holy shit the mom and dad are amazing 😂 the new cast members are great, hope to see them more

  • @ShacotheLore
    @ShacotheLore 15 дней назад +2

    Michael looks so young in other sketches, good job in those videos

  • @LikeAFoxStudios
    @LikeAFoxStudios Год назад +2

    THEY'RE BACK

  • @glorbojibbins2485
    @glorbojibbins2485 Месяц назад +1

    I still remember my Grandpas last words...
    He said to me, "stop shaking the ladder, you little shit.".

  • @AndrewPatterson-xq4qk
    @AndrewPatterson-xq4qk 2 месяца назад +1

    If I have to go in a hospital bed, I hope I go out just like this, making everyone feel uncomfortable as I die.

  • @evanlockard2073
    @evanlockard2073 3 месяца назад

    My aunt accidentally played a Facebook video full volume the night before my grandfather died and he was on drugs so he was like 90% unconscious but it was so loud and annoying he lifted his hand up and covered his ear. The sound was only playing for a second or two and after that he coughed, scratched his chin and went back to bed. Passed away the next morning. Man was a national treasure.

  • @triantafyliidispetros2076
    @triantafyliidispetros2076 Год назад +5

    "no i feel ugly " 😅

  • @cheepersmommy
    @cheepersmommy Год назад +3

    "Should we take a picture?" "No, I feel ugly." made me CRY! 😂

  • @danglesmcbutternut4088
    @danglesmcbutternut4088 Год назад +27

    We can only hope that our minds are as sharp and present as this when we pass 😔

  • @ghostwolf600
    @ghostwolf600 Год назад +12

    I actually jumped when he started screaming. It was so sudden.

  • @TyrNjordr
    @TyrNjordr Год назад +15

    The fucking recoil from her when he tries to pat her shoulder at 2:08 is so good!

  • @SaltStorm007
    @SaltStorm007 Год назад +62

    That last frame was EPIC😂You all Keep getting better and better!

  • @jacebagley3025
    @jacebagley3025 Год назад +16

    what a heartwarming ending

  • @gibbyfromicarlybestshow986
    @gibbyfromicarlybestshow986 Год назад +17

    Now THIS is the kind of comedy that deserves to on an epitaph

  • @aila6814
    @aila6814 10 месяцев назад +2

    the scream scared me, but the viggo joke calmed me back down.

  • @DankGas-
    @DankGas- Год назад +20

    My last words would definitely be "whoops"

  • @mvk9418
    @mvk9418 Год назад +5

    It’s so sad Tim Robinson died

  • @DragoReborn7
    @DragoReborn7 Месяц назад +4

    Was there a pepper in his cornhole though?

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 25 дней назад +1

      It was right next to the deep-fried lemon Tony Hawk was grinding down.

  • @defvent
    @defvent Год назад +8

    "It feels like someone's using my dipstick as a RipStik!" 🤣🤣🤣 That's another one for the quote book

  • @thefabledblade07
    @thefabledblade07 Год назад +6

    2:16 me when my mom says "say goodbye to grandpa"

  • @bananana6420
    @bananana6420 Год назад +38

    I cannot belive they did not tell him there was a pepper in his corn hole what horrible people😔

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland Год назад +10

    As someone who grows beans you've ruined the word "beanpole" for all eternity

  • @Domeda_Official
    @Domeda_Official 4 месяца назад +2

    the banshee howl at the very end fucking kills me

  • @DevjKaiser
    @DevjKaiser 11 месяцев назад +5

    “Grip tape down”
    Friggin ugliest laugh escaped me.

  • @joewes89
    @joewes89 Год назад +3

    “Lived another 12 yearsss😂😂”

  • @Double_Jae
    @Double_Jae Год назад +5

    I will never forget PP Henderson

  • @mintblindfoldedguitarguy
    @mintblindfoldedguitarguy 6 месяцев назад +2

    Had the grandpa screaming on high volume in the toilet 😢😢😢

  • @oreohunter7798
    @oreohunter7798 4 месяца назад +2

    1:26 nobody is bringing attention to the absurdity of this statement, considering Edward Scissorhand’s head is one of the only normal parts of his body.

    • @ZaynneThaWook
      @ZaynneThaWook 4 месяца назад

      My favorite part of this sketch honestly

  • @gabewelch9984
    @gabewelch9984 4 месяца назад +1

    Grandpas bark at 1:51 is peak WwG

  • @thescatologistcopromancer3936
    @thescatologistcopromancer3936 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ever since I was a little kid I've wondered what my last words will be, but I know they'll never beat "is there a pepper in my corn hole?"

  • @Ler-ky1tz
    @Ler-ky1tz Год назад +13

    The Zuquap hiatus feels the same as a WWG hiatus would feel. I miss those Zu boys dearly!

  • @SaltyAsTheSea
    @SaltyAsTheSea Год назад +4

    That scream at the end my God 😂😂

  • @timmooredesigns6773
    @timmooredesigns6773 9 месяцев назад +2

    Dawg y'all had me slapping the couch in a furious laughter

  • @p3ngu1n55
    @p3ngu1n55 Год назад +5

    that scream was so intense, I wasn't ready

  • @orangejuice5435
    @orangejuice5435 Год назад +8

    Dang whoever did the makeup is killing it.

  • @davidbezzant9820
    @davidbezzant9820 Год назад +2

    Why can't I stop watching this

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 10 месяцев назад +3

    GIRL IN THE SKIT!!!! GIRL IN THE SKIT!
    Not a dude in drag. REAL GIRL!!!
    im scared.. hold me.

  • @lilkobold9455
    @lilkobold9455 Год назад +6

    Truly amazing last words

  • @benjaminguzman3428
    @benjaminguzman3428 Год назад +3

    Finally a WWG video with a decent title

  • @RezTheKing
    @RezTheKing Год назад +3

    Turned my dipstick into a rip stick 😂😂

  • @SheldonT.
    @SheldonT. Год назад +4

    12 more years of this shit!?!? Somebody get me my ramrod!

  • @Guimhj
    @Guimhj Год назад +4

    Grandpa have away all the secrets then and there huh

  • @Andrew-H478
    @Andrew-H478 Год назад +3

    Love the hair, Frank.

  • @llamacake
    @llamacake Год назад +2

    "Peepaw's a fighter!"

  • @April.Ironlung
    @April.Ironlung 11 месяцев назад +1

    That last scream folds me every time

  • @That_Slime_Rimuru-Tempest
    @That_Slime_Rimuru-Tempest Год назад +2

    I’m on headphones so that last part got me

  • @dravenocklost4253
    @dravenocklost4253 Год назад +4

    That twist ending though

  • @WesYarber
    @WesYarber Год назад +3

    “GRIP TAPE DOWN” 😂😂😁

  • @thegreenestofmachines
    @thegreenestofmachines Год назад +2

    That was a great scream at the end

  • @theredwhirlwin
    @theredwhirlwin Год назад +3

    I think I pulled a cheek muscle from laughing so damned hard

  • @giantreaveraloadae8229
    @giantreaveraloadae8229 Год назад +7

    Must have been a rough 12 years.

  • @Space_Pencil
    @Space_Pencil Год назад +3

    Now I really want to just stare at my loved ones with wide unblinking eyes and let out a guttural scream when I die

  • @epicman590
    @epicman590 6 месяцев назад +1

    if i get to choose my last words, these are them

  • @dfx13productions47
    @dfx13productions47 Год назад +4

    Are we gonna go to lunch
    *screech

  • @cloy4096
    @cloy4096 Год назад +5

    a DAY after this was posted, my grandpa bit the dust in the hospital, what the hell guys!

  • @StellaFoxxie
    @StellaFoxxie Год назад +4

    i feel like this is one of those sketches where the discussion that lead to the sketch being written and the bloopers are more funny than the skit itself

  • @MrDowntemp0
    @MrDowntemp0 Год назад +3

    I love happy endings.

  • @TheDemon763
    @TheDemon763 9 месяцев назад +1

    The last Screech will never get old.

  • @yeoss
    @yeoss Год назад +2

    the makeup for this skit is fantastic. took me a while to realize that was mike

  • @dittomayn
    @dittomayn Год назад +9

    IS THERE A PEPPER IN MY CORNHOLE?!?!!

    • @elitusdelitus1509
      @elitusdelitus1509 Год назад

      YOU GOTTA TELL ME RIGHT NOW IS THERE A PEPPER IN MY CORNHOLE?!? Is there a pepper in my cornhole?

  • @acynicalasian
    @acynicalasian Месяц назад +1

    Lmao that last scene gave me Eric Andre Show vibes

  • @goatboatmoat2476
    @goatboatmoat2476 Год назад +2

    i think thomas might be dax flame in disguise

  • @BiodegradableYTP
    @BiodegradableYTP Год назад +2

    They deep-fried his lemon real good. RIP Gramps

  • @bigbrownmonster
    @bigbrownmonster Год назад +6

    best part 😂 1:54

  • @elitefoxes
    @elitefoxes Год назад +5

    Just started watching your content, its hilarious! Great work guys

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  Год назад +1

      Awesome! How did you hear about us!?

    • @TheChocolateChakra
      @TheChocolateChakra Год назад +2

      ​@@Wizards_with_Guns I don't know about the opfoxes, but I found your channel through the Star Lore collab with LikeaFoxStudios, and I think I found their channel through Joel Haver, and found Joel Haver through Ryan George, who I found through his pitch meeting videos on Screen Rant, which I found through Spirit Science doing a pitch meeting-style video inspired by those (the channel which I think I found out about from either a friend, or surfing around years ago).
      Your channel is now one of my favorites, and feels to be helping with motivation in getting mine going. Thanks for your excellent and hilarious work/play!

  • @DedicatedSpirit8
    @DedicatedSpirit8 Год назад +2

    This is quite possibly the best sketch channel around now.
    Up there with gilly & keeves.