It's Surprisingly EASY to Kill an Old Person.

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @Wizards_with_Guns
    @Wizards_with_Guns  2 года назад +963

    What do you think will KILL YOU in your golden years?

  • @Fiyaball101
    @Fiyaball101 2 года назад +4168

    Thanks Wizards. My grandpa watched this video and he laughed too hard and died. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

    • @thefallen6272
      @thefallen6272 2 года назад +50

      Hey don't feel to bad my grandma died from falling down the moom trying to get the cereal cup

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 2 года назад +47

      Ah my grandma died because she heard the word l**yer from your comment, the emergency services said "it isn't possible to hear text so she just kinda turned to goo, happens more often then you'd think with old people, they mix things up a lot" so you will be hearing from my l**yers.

    • @Dudenut2007
      @Dudenut2007 2 года назад +4

      L grandpa

    • @Walter-Dodds
      @Walter-Dodds 2 года назад +3

      @@offmeta273 you'll pay for them to get you money and you will end up paying them

    • @nickkeeffe2297
      @nickkeeffe2297 2 года назад +1

      420th like, get bent warlocks

  • @johnnyslostlegs6125
    @johnnyslostlegs6125 2 года назад +2334

    I love the touch that when herb finds out he was murdered it resolves his unfinished business and he fades out

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  2 года назад +647

      We didn’t even think of that haha but hey thanks for the credit!

    • @zero_gravity5861
      @zero_gravity5861 2 года назад +39

      but he never found out who killed him?

    • @saltygibus5746
      @saltygibus5746 Год назад +233

      @@zero_gravity5861 He just wanted to know if he was dead. He got his answer.

    • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
      @lavasharkandboygirl9716 Год назад +28

      @@saltygibus5746 holy shit that’s it!

    • @quithsturge3398
      @quithsturge3398 Год назад +1

      I like to think he already accepted his death from natural causes but right at the last minute, he was already departing this realm when he noticed it wasn't natural. hence, yknow, "Oh FUCK!"

  • @lostmarble540
    @lostmarble540 2 года назад +1665

    I've spent the last week building this elaborate trap with buckets and jelly donuts and bells, but you're telling me I could've just used a knife?

    • @12BlackGuitar
      @12BlackGuitar 2 года назад +28

      please i need to know how this suppose to work now

    • @arandomperson1377
      @arandomperson1377 2 года назад +41

      @@12BlackGuitar you kick the bucket turn to ash Go into the jelly donut someone will eat it then a bit of jam mixed with ash will fall and ring the bell wich will blow up their heads like a tomato in a microwave

    • @12BlackGuitar
      @12BlackGuitar 2 года назад +24

      @@arandomperson1377 thank you I'm officially satisfied. *Turn to dust*

    • @vardiganxpl1698
      @vardiganxpl1698 2 месяца назад +1

      Holy shit, ​@@12BlackGuitar just died

  • @Kingdomheart41888
    @Kingdomheart41888 2 года назад +488

    The "Oh Fuck!" at the end killed my whole family XD

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  2 года назад +117

      We are SO sorry 😔

    • @randomsimpson
      @randomsimpson 2 года назад +29

      @@Wizards_with_Guns It's cool. I knew them. They were all old, so it was super easy.
      His uncle coughed up a lung, and it exploded in a blast of cancerous tumors like a fuckin' claymore mine, taking out everyone within a 10-foot radius.

  • @claytalian9091
    @claytalian9091 2 года назад +789

    The laughs in between deaths was the icing on the cake for this skit. 🤣

  • @MrDaDaDah
    @MrDaDaDah 2 года назад +604

    Lmao! The makeup and and voices are on point. You really nailed the 'almost a corpse' look

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  2 года назад +276

      Mitch actually took his makeup off for this one

    • @tepami
      @tepami 2 года назад +32

      @@Wizards_with_Guns Well. He really nailed the look!

  • @epicgamer7790
    @epicgamer7790 2 года назад +189

    God this was hilarious. The “He f**king drowned” line was just something else. Good shit

  • @jimothyjimone
    @jimothyjimone 6 месяцев назад +34

    The way they can barely contain their laughter has me convinced that they were making all these deaths up on the spot.

  • @mrahzzz
    @mrahzzz 2 года назад +323

    FUN FACT. Did you know, Harold broke his toe when he kicked the bucket? Yep. And that's the scene they used in the final cut.

    • @eisgnom7383
      @eisgnom7383 2 года назад +12

      Ah, the one LOTR-movie fun fact

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek Год назад +4

      @@eisgnom7383 ONE? What about the dagger throw that was apparently legit?

    • @JM-yg1kz
      @JM-yg1kz 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Eidenhoek no the throw wasn't legit it's just the dude throwing it fucked up and almost hit Viggo in the face, thankfully Viggo blends into his roles so well he was able to naturally block the Dagger with his sword

    • @Frostile
      @Frostile 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@JM-yg1kz I'm sorry are you saying that blending into your role as an actor gives you the skills of the character? Are you stupid?

  • @lukaza1261
    @lukaza1261 2 года назад +147

    "harold kicked the bucket"
    "oh- how did he die?"
    "he kicked the bucket. thats how he died. it literally disintigrated him"

  • @marcelinemaeeye
    @marcelinemaeeye Год назад +100

    "She thought a glue stick was chapstick and now she's with jesus" Most underrated line in the skit

    • @beanaeb1235
      @beanaeb1235 Год назад +13

      “He tried to push a pull door and broke himself in half” was my favorite

  • @leahrice5827
    @leahrice5827 2 года назад +49

    0:28
    "I'll ask him..."
    *bones cracking*
    "He-" "What" "-rb"
    "what do you want"
    the comedic timing was gold made me laugh so hard

  • @eu4um
    @eu4um 2 года назад +93

    That plot twist was amazing, and Mike breaking character was fucking hilarious.

  • @shorlock
    @shorlock 2 года назад +270

    That ending was awsome and i loved the rollercoaster scene😂 "suicide is never the answer"

  • @TQS2696
    @TQS2696 Год назад +28

    "He took a bite and fuck*ng drowned!" 😂

  • @dawsontrobaugh6036
    @dawsontrobaugh6036 2 года назад +166

    You hear Gary died? He was walking in his house and stubbed his toe. His bones shattered and sliced the inside of his body. At least he's in a better place now.

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 2 года назад +19

      "Heaven?" Oh no he went straight to hell but he lived in Detroit.

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 Год назад

      guess hell is better tha Detroit so good for him@@TheCat_3

    • @bobbobson6290
      @bobbobson6290 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheCat_3 so, he doesn't need to acclimate?

  • @BlairCarlyle
    @BlairCarlyle 2 года назад +173

    For every five lives hibachi saves, it takes one. Don had to go.

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  2 года назад +56

      The hard reality that keeps the universe in balance

    • @krypticviper1613
      @krypticviper1613 2 года назад +2

      @@Wizards_with_Guns it’s crazy how much your channel has grown I came here not long ago and saw you had 25k I came back like a week later and you have 50k or so and now you have like 60 not to mention that I will look at your video expect not to laugh and you somehow make it funny

  • @pinecone_archive400
    @pinecone_archive400 2 года назад +32

    The periodic laughs in between 😂

  • @rebeccarisk1772
    @rebeccarisk1772 2 года назад +247

    For crying out loud, you guys 😂 Gramma Frank is the only one who doesn't find the death of all those other old people hilarious, apparently 😂

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 Год назад +12

      thats because she has lost her humor with on going dementia

  • @brandoncoday2393
    @brandoncoday2393 2 года назад +25

    That make-up is on point, guys!

  • @apollofell3925
    @apollofell3925 2 года назад +20

    Love the foley work in this one

  • @B_atur
    @B_atur 2 года назад +49

    this was not the right notification to get while showing my grandma something on my phone

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 2 года назад +3

      Especially bad when you were showing her that the life insurance policy was finalized

    • @bobbobson6290
      @bobbobson6290 7 месяцев назад +1

      I hope she didn't break herself in half.

  • @Phreemunny
    @Phreemunny 2 года назад +6

    The popping joints every time one of them moved was the chefs kiss!

  • @DerrisDerrison
    @DerrisDerrison 2 года назад +17

    I love that you keep in when you break character, it just makes the video that much better,
    You guys are great xx

  • @christopherbuckley11
    @christopherbuckley11 2 года назад +4

    00:51
    Yeah, she thought a glue stick was chap stick and now she’s with Jesus

    Shit

  • @razechaos3489
    @razechaos3489 2 года назад +7

    She thought a glue stick was chapstick.
    Shit.

  • @sw33tmachine
    @sw33tmachine 8 месяцев назад +2

    Mitch smiling at 1:49 always kills me😂

  • @mrahzzz
    @mrahzzz 2 года назад +2

    Ah, the Shyamalan twist.
    Definitely got a bidet ad after this video. RUclips what are you trying to communicate to me...?!
    D:

  • @2percentright
    @2percentright 2 года назад +16

    Pushed a pull door and broke in half. Holy shit I laughed hard

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt Месяц назад

    1:45 this jelly donut bit but also the cut to mitch trying not to break is killing by me

  • @akhileshponna2900
    @akhileshponna2900 2 года назад +18

    You guys are beyond funny. I am befuddled why you don’t have more subscribers

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  2 года назад +6

      No sweat, we’re just grateful for the following he have!

    • @grammar_shark
      @grammar_shark 9 месяцев назад

      @@Wizards_with_Guns *we

  • @dexterthekitteh
    @dexterthekitteh 3 месяца назад +2

    1:07 “we'll send a casserole”

  • @erikreber3695
    @erikreber3695 3 месяца назад +2

    I love that you kept the character breaking out takes in. That's the true magic of Mad TV, who's line, Saturday night live, and sketching in general... 🎉

  • @praetorjaeger
    @praetorjaeger 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for the tips, the inheritance money will be mine now

  • @NathanGrosse
    @NathanGrosse 2 года назад +9

    Makeup is on point, my dudes! This is one of my favorite sketches in a while.

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  2 года назад +3

      Thanks man!

    • @mrahzzz
      @mrahzzz 2 года назад

      Seriously. Simultaneously horrifying and impressively on point.
      Waiting on Grandma Frank to drop her daily makeup routine...

  • @K4g4m1
    @K4g4m1 Год назад +2

    I love that you are breaking character so much in this one.

  • @DavidADII
    @DavidADII 2 года назад +3

    That OH FUCK at the end LOL

  • @chandlermcglothin483
    @chandlermcglothin483 2 года назад +7

    The make up artist did solid af

  • @sweetgherkinz
    @sweetgherkinz 2 года назад +2

    1:36 LOL

  • @ChromePyramid
    @ChromePyramid Год назад +2

    The random character breaks and the "oh fuck" really made this one

  • @GetRkt948
    @GetRkt948 2 года назад +3

    They jelly donut death was my favorite

  • @userrasputin5883
    @userrasputin5883 2 года назад +2

    Love the view at the beginning of the video!

  • @padfoot6615
    @padfoot6615 Год назад +3

    Pushed a pull door and snapped himself in half 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Scarfy101
    @Scarfy101 6 месяцев назад +1

    i felt that "oh fuck" at a resonating level

  • @cornpopwasabaddude4188
    @cornpopwasabaddude4188 2 года назад +4

    Neat little twist there

  • @LemonLimeSkull
    @LemonLimeSkull Год назад +2

    ITS ALWAYS THE ENDINGS

  • @TheLonelyGamer_17
    @TheLonelyGamer_17 4 месяца назад +2

    Old people seeing the title and thumbnail: 👁️👄👁️

  • @4hourslater460
    @4hourslater460 2 года назад +2

    “Are a jelly donut and fucking drown” got me

  • @CLC_
    @CLC_ Год назад +2

    WHY ARE YALLS MAKEUP SKILLS SO GOOD

  • @sanic0718
    @sanic0718 2 года назад +3

    When herb says oh fuck in that old man voice I die

  • @justanothertrucker7856
    @justanothertrucker7856 2 года назад +4

    Whoever did the makeup did great!

  • @dwiski
    @dwiski Год назад +2

    That makeup looking like that king crimson album

  • @al_sprays_paint8669
    @al_sprays_paint8669 2 года назад +2

    The makeup is on point

  • @Solid_Hank
    @Solid_Hank 2 года назад +1

    Y'all are legit good actors

  • @Achw3l
    @Achw3l 2 года назад +5

    I'm once again stunned by your creativity and ability to fuck up my funnybone to oblivion. Great work as always

  • @justsomegoosewithinterneta4199
    @justsomegoosewithinterneta4199 2 года назад +3

    THATS EXACTLY WHAT A TIME TRAVELLING WIZARD WOULD SAY

  • @Hesh_Mast
    @Hesh_Mast 3 месяца назад

    “He tried to push a pull cart” had me screaming😂

  • @shoestringVA
    @shoestringVA 2 года назад +2

    This was taken directly from the Wizards walking around the state asking people about their grandparents

  • @Dumdumsoup
    @Dumdumsoup 2 года назад +3

    never thought i would red that scentance before

  • @mrflamram9966
    @mrflamram9966 2 года назад +2

    This whole video was hilarious but my favorite was the first one he pushed a pull door and split himself in half

  • @meshavillar
    @meshavillar Год назад +5

    Looks like you guys had a lot of fun with this one.
    I love it 😂💕

  • @emeros8631
    @emeros8631 2 года назад +1

    I initially only knew about the highlights channel and I was so confused but still liked the content

  • @gumbythicc
    @gumbythicc 2 года назад +2

    That "Oh F@CK!!" At the end got me

  • @MrWhoDare
    @MrWhoDare 2 месяца назад

    I love how they gave no care about breaking in this vid.

  • @MrWebbeth
    @MrWebbeth 2 года назад +7

    I laughed at nearly every line in this one great stuff

  • @Flakester
    @Flakester 2 года назад +2

    Lol the laugh that almost escaped when talking about the bidet.

  • @lazycat7552
    @lazycat7552 2 года назад +2

    I like how we can see the camera sometime

  • @sturgisCFB
    @sturgisCFB 2 года назад +5

    Old Angus took ill and passed on after eating a bad piece of beef. Ironic, really.

  • @THATGuy5654
    @THATGuy5654 2 года назад +2

    This put me in actual fear of death. I thought I was going to have a stroke, I was laughing so hard.

  • @ahrifangirl
    @ahrifangirl Год назад +2

    thought the middle guy had actually died with the cause of death "said the word 'tomato' while having a frail old body"

  • @oldmanonyoutube
    @oldmanonyoutube 2 года назад +6

    I will tell you how my own dear family would react to a loved one about to pass away. "Can I have your stuff?" It even makes me shed a tear to this day.

  • @zcoop2808
    @zcoop2808 Месяц назад +1

    The "Oh Fuck"! At the end got me

  • @pwnmeisterage
    @pwnmeisterage Год назад +1

    Are they all wearing engineering rings?
    That explains the D&D, morbid comedy, bizarre skits, and 7.314 / 10 nerdiness.

  • @MrA6060
    @MrA6060 Год назад +2

    i think i'm on some sort of government list again

  • @littlecreature5182
    @littlecreature5182 2 года назад +3

    Another banger from these heavily armed magically inclined comedians

  • @MooMyLawn
    @MooMyLawn 2 года назад +4

    When I get to be that old I'll have to watch out for murderous tomatoes

  • @Fiyaball101
    @Fiyaball101 2 года назад +6

    Kill and Old them? That’s crazzzzzzy

  • @yobaugst3369
    @yobaugst3369 2 года назад +2

    Now that is what you call a Twist Ending.

  • @pallukun
    @pallukun 4 месяца назад +2

    i thought ronald died because he said tomato too loud

  • @germanc97-o6i
    @germanc97-o6i 2 года назад +1

    I cant wait for you guys to explode. I am a huge fan of your videos, love your humor!

  • @ben-d
    @ben-d 2 года назад +4

    Now we need a geriatric crime unit to solve the case of Herb's murder...

  • @noahsnation2433
    @noahsnation2433 2 года назад +7

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

  • @sevendax5745
    @sevendax5745 11 месяцев назад +2

    Cynthia is if Norma Bates was put someplace

  • @willpayne1698
    @willpayne1698 2 года назад +1

    The editiong and timing was spot on

  • @WyattfightsBear
    @WyattfightsBear 2 года назад +2

    I truly just went to my great grandfathers funeral

  • @The3rdFist
    @The3rdFist 2 года назад +1

    You guys have the best last second twists XD

  • @DASBIGUN
    @DASBIGUN 7 месяцев назад +1

    you guys cracking is hilarious

  • @NearlyInfinity
    @NearlyInfinity Год назад +1

    I want a sequal titled "It's surprisingly EASY to Kill an Baby Person"

  • @randomsimpson
    @randomsimpson 2 года назад +3

    I keep having to rewind because I'm laughing too hard to hear how the next person died. This is going to take forever, and I'm probably going to grow old and die watching this video.

  • @marving3149
    @marving3149 2 года назад +3

    The tomato got to him

  • @availableusername9101
    @availableusername9101 2 года назад +3

    Kudos to the makeup artist!

  • @Azzaroth
    @Azzaroth 2 года назад +2

    Am I dead?
    No.
    Damn.
    Damn if that isn't relatable.

  • @lanededominicis6068
    @lanededominicis6068 2 года назад +1

    Everything you make is gold!

  • @PHONEyah
    @PHONEyah 2 года назад +1

    UNIRONICALLY A REALLY REALLY GREAT ENDING LOL

  • @Elizahteb
    @Elizahteb 2 года назад +4

    First
    Edit: your old voices and outfits are definitely on point!

  • @bingusbongus9807
    @bingusbongus9807 11 месяцев назад

    i love him fading out saying oh fuck so much

  • @DoctorSparta
    @DoctorSparta Год назад +1

    Amazing work. One of my favorites

  • @bennettaukerman6802
    @bennettaukerman6802 2 года назад +1

    I guess ol' Herb got what he wanted.
    Be careful what you wish for..

  • @DoctorSparta
    @DoctorSparta Год назад +1

    I watch this when i need some cheering up. Thanks boys