Your father has been distant lately.
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You remember how one day your dad got up and said he was "gonna abandon your entire family by taking a several year long vacation on a Jamaican booze cruise and not to contact him," but then only an hour after he walk out the door, he came back from the store with milk and cigarettes. Yeah... me neither.
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#Wizards #Comedy #SketchComedy
So what type of cruise did YOUR dad abandon you on?
Not exactly a cruise but he got a free stay in southern San Rafael in Cali for a few years, got some sick tattoos while he was there and really bulked up.
I remember the fateful day my father departed me on the SS Eversteady. He was given tickets to the fateful cruise after as a holiday bonus for the successfully executed lap dance at his Boss's office birthday party. The boat was to set sail for Jamaica where he planned to enjoy the beaches and visit the sight where cool runnings had allegedly filmed the scene where john candy broke the radio with the pool que (he had a lot of anger issues).
However en route the captain of the ship had to alter course to avoid a category 4 hurricane and sail through none other than the Bermuda hexagon ( the triangle was part of the original route it's actually quite overhyped on it's danger factor). He had a great time he just left me alone at home while he bumped uglies with a lot people on and off board and last I heard he started a new family and is doing pretty well as a tour guide. Just wish he taught me how to make grilled cheese sandwiches before he left.
A wizards gun auction cruise. You bastards.
@@huntermiller2412 more of a prison booze vaca! That sweet sweet toilet wine
The Qanoncohvid cruise. Apparently, I'm not doomsday enough to be a part of the family.
Lmao i love how it evolved from an awful dad to a distressed dementia patient to an awful AND guilty father, fucking brilliant
Or the end scene is just what his demented mind thinks is happening. He always was a distressed dementia patient. Bill is the only one he remembers because he was a childhood friend (they go way back) and dementia sufferers remember their childhood better than present day.
@@DeathnoteBBhe's just having a nightmare of his son
@DeathnoteBB or Bill is secretly his lover because he " would never forget the love of his life's name" lol.
I love that of the two main actors here, one of them has a natural mustache, but you still chose to put a fake one on, and have the real mustachioed man be the child
That’s what I’m SAYING
this was too meta. made me feel out of place
Agreed
Berd has arrived! All hail berd
where is place, never have been to place. want to go to place.
Woah berd woahh
Just realized he had the name right the first time. His son's name was indeed Fredandrewjamin
Yeah I mean it was a nightmare so he thought it was right since… well since he should know the name of his son. But it wasn’t in his dream because he felt guilty of leaving his wife and son behind while he’s on a cruise
still wrong..he forgot the jr
Or maybe he didn't know his name when he gave the cruise his name and so he guessed that
@@brandonwithnell612 junior is a title not a name
That’s the whole joke
love watching Michael and Frank try to be athletic in the bloopers
Somebody was REAL distant with their dads? amirite?
As a person who has problems remembering things, this genuinely disturbed me. 10/10 good job. I'm going to rethink my life now.
there's a friend i still talked too from time to time since we keep going to the same place constantly, but.... i forgot his name we've been talking to each other for a few weeks now and the worst part is
he remembers my name.....
Maybe you are in a booze cruise, and im just trying to reach yo to talk about your car's extended warranty
@@deanxile
Just act like you have a brain fart and forgot his name for the moment and he will almost certainly tell you it without even thinking.
…or just say you forgot his name like a regular adult. Whichever works for you.
@@chinsaw2727 For real, people need to be honest if they forget something. I am super forgetful when it comes to names, and I always tell people this if I don't know them very well. I've never had someone be offended over me forgetting their name! Besides, I know sometimes people forget MY name, and I can tell when they try to avoid saying it and it makes me SO MAD! Like PLEASE just tell me you forgot so I can correct you! 😭
And yes, sometimes the brainfart one works too, but only if you're really smooth with it
@@nomoretwitterhandles I'm too much of a scared little byitch to admit I forgot someone's name, especially if I've known them for years.
I feel like the dad is in one of those hells where they fulfill all your carnal desires until you hate it, except he still seems to be enjoying it
His hatred of his life comes out in his angsty dreams of the family he abandoned.
I'm really glad your guys' channel is finally growing. Apparently a clips channel was the right move.
indeed it was!
Clips are a great move. Just like the move my dad made by going on that cruise 3 years ago.
Actually just subscribed after seeing a short from them yesterday. Have watched almost every single video since then. Such great content, been missing skits like this on RUclips.. nobody really does them anymore and executes them that well:)
Wait they have what?
There's a clips channel?
0:56 i like how all he forgot was the Jr.
Nice to see the Frdandrewjamin's getting the recognition they deserve in todays day in age. Not a very popular name outside of Greenland.
But seriously, this one is next level. You guys surprise me in every single video. Unexpected jokes and nuances everywhere. I love your content!
For real. That camera perspective change at 2:05 to make the son look way bigger than the dad was a really good use of camera work, some high tier shit
He can’t be THAT bad. He’s got a photo of the family!
And some serial killers keep photos of their victims
Your point is
@@kentucky1519 he’s not a serial killer
@@kentucky1519 what is *your* point??
@@kentucky1519That took a turn.
naming my son Fredandrewjimin
Hated Mitchel couldn’t make it to this one. Thank goodness they got that hot mom to sub in.
I love Jamaican Booze cruises who cares about my son.
Oh hey dad!
I can’t believe they make Jamaican booze cruises that care about your children now
Clearly Dad still has trauma over the Bike incident
You kiddos really knocked this one out of the park, good work slugger!
Thanks pop-pop
Is that…a Furby face…?
@@hounokiyes
And it wants us “little bitches” to “fight it”
Who doesn't know their dad's name?
It's Dad!
Odd how a lot of people's dad's name is Dad. Must've been pretty popular.
To prevent myself from forgetting my old children's names, I'm just going to name them Offspring #1, Offspring #2, etc.
Just name them @@TheOceanBearer, you wouldn’t forget your own name
You guys are seriously underrated. Like criminally. You deserve wayyyy more views and subscribers.
I just discovered yall a day or so ago and I'm absolutely loving getting caught up on all your videos. Almost every single one is gold.
You guys should seriously consider writing to Netflix and/or Comedy Central and trying to get your own comedy skit show on it.
I love how you set the mood. Just wow. The change from accusatory to pitiful is just calming and scary at the same time.
After watching a backlog of your guys's stuff, I can't help but notice the similarities to Brian David Gilbert, both in humor and looks. Like come on, he between the mustaches and semi long hair trend he would be indistinguishable lmao
How have I never noticed that this reminds me of bdg
I love the reggae music that's playing in the background at the start. The attention to detail you guys put in your videos is second to none.
I've liked and commented, please don't send Mageius to steal my kidneys - I only have one left.
- Fredandrewjamin (no relation)
This is the creepiest skit ever made in the channel imo
It's really sad when your loved one reaches this stage of Dementia. It won't be long before you feel bad for not visiting him enough at the nursing home. But, his condition will deteriorate to the point where it's difficult to see him that way. Once it starts, there's really no stopping it.
i just realized the music playing in the beginning is typical cruise music.
That game of catch looked like a fun scene
Omg the ending with the name was the best part soo good OOHH BABY
To be fair I fell like most dads would pretend to not remember their kid's name if said kid started being all "what's my name?"
Sometimes ya'll make skits that deserve to be full length movies. Loved it. Keep business justing.
0:25 Breaking bad reference
The movie?
the book @@CatSurfer
Just recently found this channel and now I'm stuck watching all of these videos in a row
Dont watch this while peeing lmao 🤣
I was so prepared for him to be Dad Jr.
middle of the video feels like a dissociative episode
I love getting those
Wow the video was so great I subscribed twice
“You seem on edge, dad”
After seeing the clips and finding this channel, im now subbed to both channels and im gonna binge watch all of these, keep up the AMAZING work!
What a terrible father. My dad would never forget my name! I mean, who could forget a name as simple as... uh... y'know... oh crap.
The lightening was a great touch
This one was brilliantly done. The dream-like sequence of the dad forgetting his own name and then the booze cruise ending was top shelf.
Found you because of your yt shorts on your 2 channel and love the content
THE SKA WAS FORESHADOWING
Ahh, I'm so satisfied clicking the 999 turning it to 1K, no one else gets to know that joy. Sick skit btw, got the dad vibes flavour.
I love how the dad gives the worst advice in the first few seconds - you should never throw with your wrist
That felt like regular show episode
I had a friend who lived down the street from me and he happened to be from Africa. As many African names are, it was hard to pronounce.
I went 3 years without knowing his name before we lost contact
The dementia too real
When Dad finally returns from the store with the milk.
At least he ain't called *BOI* all the time.
HUGE fan that the bloopers were catching ball.
Damn it Bill... I mean Daniel!!!
I promise you this page will hit a million subs, this is good content
This is felt like an otherworld Jigsaw trap and I'm all for it
You guys never fail to amaze me with this shit
I can't shake the feeling that one of them looks exactly like Kurtis Connor
That’s cause it IS Curtis Konner
Love how he doesn't even change his voice while playing the kid
This is like one of my nightmares
I love wholesome endings.
I get happy whenever this a new video
I found your channel with JCS skit. It's been a long time since I found a good skit channel. Glad you're sharing your talent.
I feel like I've had this nightmare before...
Watched your entire channels an rewatched it several times,
You guys Rock!
Fuck RUclips algo, go to local tv station/whatever
Have great time folks!
It wasn’t until the end of the video that I realized how strange it was that the son had a mustache.
Dad's are just like Boomerangs..... I hope....
:(
I really loved this one boys thanks for doing what you do. I honestly look forward to every video!
Just found this channel and daaaaang, Super impressed. Y'all need more subs
Ah, the one's with dads are my favorite.
all of your videos are like little fever dreams and i am here for all of it
Great use of lighting (and lightning) to set the mood!
It would be really unnatural to say someone's name every time you refer to them.
Kind of like reading the captioned stuff on a tellaprompter but in RL.
(applause break)
" applause break"!😂
Love the skits, keep it up!
The plot twist that this was awful for the dad, and not the son halfway through was amazing.
I like that the thumbnail seems to imply a completely different premise
I thought this was gonna be a john jingleheimer schmidt joke for a hot second.
My dad always calls me, Herman. This isn't a lie. This is the truth. He refuses to acknowledge my name, which is Mike. WHICH IS HIS OWN NAME!
I thought the twist was gonna be the kid’s name is dad jr
Slugger was great in this sketch
I found your channel last night and have been binging your videos since then. Amazing channel!
I just found you from shorts and this is beautiful
I've been watching since the bomb salesman video - you guys are fuckin talented. I think that you should rebrand to WWG though... I don't think youtube's corpo algo will ever put a channel with "guns" in the name on the front page of someone who browses comedy in general.
Oh great algorithm, bless this one.
the fact that the dad has a fake mustache while the son has a real mustache is wild
The quality of this content is excellent as always. Keep it up.
Gotta love good ol' dandrewjamin!
that was terrifying
I like to imagine all the dads in the different sketches meet up weekly for fantasy football or some other dad shit
Gonna name my firstborn Fredandrewjamin.
Even if it's a girl.
This and Door Monster are my favorite skit channels, and they're both so underrated
The beginning of realizing he is in a Twilight Zone loop.
Me trying to remember anyone's name or anything important about someone at all
2:00 me when i read the first question of the quiz
how do channels like this stay under the radar? this was a comedy sketch fever dream that made sense
You boys have done it again.
Fredandrewjamin is a genius name. Everyone should be named that.
Reminds me of that SpongeBob waiter episode.
Breathing and fine dining.
I love how you shot this one, had some creative angles :D
(I know I'm not adding much to the discussion... *whispers* RUclips - Algor - Rhythm)
My dad always called me Buzz
You know my dad left on a cruise
It was called the titanic…he still isn’t back😔
Love the content
Love the comments!