Markiplier Makes: Breakfast

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @astupidalias7932
    @astupidalias7932 5 лет назад +5521

    Ethan: *uses Mark's butt to scratch his butt*
    Mark: YOU'RE JUST USING ME
    Relationship issues.

  • @thepumpkinking7569
    @thepumpkinking7569 7 лет назад +2408

    Tyler: "This is hard to open"
    Ethan: *drowning*
    Mark: *Watching Ethan drowned*

  • @andreasfrost-blade4689
    @andreasfrost-blade4689 5 лет назад +3888

    “Andrew we love you!” Is very odd to hear three grown men chant when you are named Andrew.

    • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
      @RtsShrtFrRtthw 5 лет назад +117

      Their videos with team edge freak me out because my name is Matthew. Sometimes Matt is in those videos, and that scares me. My mother bugs me by affectionately calling me "oh dear Mathias" and There's a Matthias as well

    • @roseemilk8599
      @roseemilk8599 5 лет назад +110

      I’m surprised no ones talking about this part. Like Mark just took off his shirt and Ethan wrote some mans name on his chest

    • @medicgaming6620
      @medicgaming6620 4 года назад +10

      @@auillm9417 also no one that that was over extreme to chidrin care or was it a small price to pay for salvation

    • @candykirby428
      @candykirby428 4 года назад +6

      Facts

    • @blukodychristensen8159
      @blukodychristensen8159 4 года назад +19

      I hear that, I chose my name based on the color blue, so every time this man scream about the color blue in UNO, I feel very odd.

  • @justcause651
    @justcause651 6 лет назад +777

    Mark: complaining that Tyler didn’t plate intime
    Meanwhile
    Ethan: just starts plating his food

    • @nixisurdad
      @nixisurdad 4 года назад +13

      I don’t think he realised he had to plate and was just zoning out or atleast htats what it looked like to me lol then he realised he had to plate it and just stared rushing

    • @pokesonav
      @pokesonav 3 года назад +1

      What do you mean by "plating"?

    • @panlover8734
      @panlover8734 3 года назад +7

      @@pokesonav plating would mean to put the whole food on the plate.

    • @pokesonav
      @pokesonav 3 года назад +2

      @Panlover Thanks

    • @dabestgamer5582
      @dabestgamer5582 Год назад

      **Balls**

  • @vividjblaze
    @vividjblaze 5 лет назад +826

    "I call this 'We decided on 15 minutes the previous night then it was changed the last minute and then I was duct-taped to a person" has the same energy as "started making it, had a breakdown, bon appetite"

    • @rhetorical1107
      @rhetorical1107 3 года назад +10

      Also known as, The Excuse.

    • @xx_epicgamergirl_xx6718
      @xx_epicgamergirl_xx6718 Год назад +6

      Also similar to "neutral feelings on a rainy day" from markiplier makes art.

    • @Evilpickle37
      @Evilpickle37 11 месяцев назад +2

      I know this is four years after you commented it but I rewatched the great British bake off clip with this just to see the accuracy of this response and it was magnificent.

  • @leaheber611
    @leaheber611 6 лет назад +1990

    "sunrise on a war-torn evening"
    sunrise...
    on an
    evening...????

    • @andrewcurtin7003
      @andrewcurtin7003 5 лет назад +215

      That's how bad the war was
      *time means nothing*

    • @b.d_j163
      @b.d_j163 5 лет назад +40

      Sunrise after a war-torn evening

    • @Eevee860
      @Eevee860 4 года назад +7

      That happens some places

    • @cassie4516
      @cassie4516 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, what am I missing? (I’m being a smart as btw)

    • @dynosaurrrr
      @dynosaurrrr 2 года назад +2

      Lol how did I not catch that

  • @CeceSamara
    @CeceSamara 4 года назад +4275

    skrittle, skittle, skirtle, sssssskri.... SKITTLE! no that’s not it, SKILLET

  • @lillianjacobs251
    @lillianjacobs251 7 лет назад +3450

    Mark is the irresponsible big brother, Tyler is the father, and Ethan is the scared little brother XD

    • @bossitroskits3007
      @bossitroskits3007 7 лет назад +9

      Lillian Jacobs xD

    • @ilikepotatos1627
      @ilikepotatos1627 7 лет назад +7

      Yep xD

    • @jellyrose8479
      @jellyrose8479 6 лет назад +59

      no, Mark is the fun stepdad, Tyler is the jerky big brother AND Ethan is the scared younger brother. XD and I'm the chic that just hangs from the rafters laughing and how stupid they all are

    • @avoo190
      @avoo190 6 лет назад +34

      Lilly Flame either way, Ethan is the little brother XD

    • @jellyrose8479
      @jellyrose8479 6 лет назад +5

      Ava XD yup

  • @rapidbalance609
    @rapidbalance609 4 года назад +3576

    markiplier makes walked so unus annus could run

  • @hunterthewrestler367
    @hunterthewrestler367 4 года назад +3285

    Little did mark and Ethan know, 3 years later they’d be making pancakes with $€+ toys for a year long Chanel’s starter vid

  • @LyricaSilvan
    @LyricaSilvan 6 лет назад +2870

    Watching Mark and Ethan drag each other around while duct taped together....XD Oh lord...Made my whole day.

    • @blackberrybriars
      @blackberrybriars 5 лет назад +5

      Same but I low-key wish Mark had gotten that one XD

    • @erikakerboom2101
      @erikakerboom2101 5 лет назад +4

      It Wade my whole day

    • @thedreadeddollmaker186
      @thedreadeddollmaker186 4 года назад +3

      Same. Also it makes their ship sail through high currents. (Makes it more romantic.)

    • @henry6136
      @henry6136 4 года назад +1

      They co-operated quite well tho

    • @thedreadeddollmaker186
      @thedreadeddollmaker186 4 года назад +2

      @Bunbunfam oh i never knew that sorry thx for say that to me

  • @heyitz_delaney3451
    @heyitz_delaney3451 5 лет назад +2564

    Mark: Does beautiful one handed crack with his eggs
    Ethan: Literally cracks the egg one handed.
    Oh Ethan, you innocent soul😂

    • @nothingfordarkness
      @nothingfordarkness 4 года назад +54

      Heyitz_Delaney 3 nah ethan exploded it

    • @J.2702
      @J.2702 4 года назад +12

      That is legit me when in the kitchen

    • @elaichi_wtf
      @elaichi_wtf 4 года назад +54

      @@nothingfordarkness I think you meant to say egg-sploded.

    • @Urlocalbadomen
      @Urlocalbadomen 3 года назад +1

      @Elaichi wtf! Why...???

    • @GemGirl2009
      @GemGirl2009 3 года назад +2

      @@elaichi_wtf LOL

  • @eminebaert2568
    @eminebaert2568 6 лет назад +1445

    "I CALL THIS THE LAST NIGHT WE DECIDED ON 15 MINUTES AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED LAST MINUTE AND THEN I GOT DUCKTAPED TO A PERSON" 😂😂😂😂

  • @joewalter8158
    @joewalter8158 4 года назад +787

    this really checks every box of unus annus foreshadowing:
    -cooking breakfast that's only moderately edible
    -too short of a time limit
    -Mark telling Ethan to stop touching him
    -bobbing for apples
    -waxing
    -improper use of medical devices
    -punishment

  • @audrey6624
    @audrey6624 5 лет назад +889

    When Ethan said “Bjorn, DUDE” he sounded like Peter Parker. Change my mind 46:51

  • @cait8296
    @cait8296 7 лет назад +3683

    why does ethan look like the next peter parker

    • @faithg_ne
      @faithg_ne 6 лет назад +104

      Caitlin Chen Because he's cute af

    • @1emonboyy19
      @1emonboyy19 6 лет назад +69

      Because he is duN DuN DUNN

    • @DeltaDaGuardian
      @DeltaDaGuardian 5 лет назад +38

      Omigod YES!
      Ethan = Peter Parker

    • @misscanadarain
      @misscanadarain 5 лет назад +30

      Becouse He looks young and skinny

    • @ryanheightenburg8999
      @ryanheightenburg8999 5 лет назад +30

      i literally just came to the comments to say that he reminds me of tom holland

  • @forevervideoplay1649
    @forevervideoplay1649 4 года назад +762

    Mark and Ethan: Tied together
    24:06 Mark: Here's my lesser half (Ethan)
    Me: Hmmmm...
    56:10 Ethan: He will delete his channel at the end of the day.
    Me: ....
    Me: ........
    Me: Foreshadowing?

    • @kanaemon7300
      @kanaemon7300 4 года назад +29

      Oh shoot hahahaha unus annus was predicted back then hahahaha

    • @saturnwhale
      @saturnwhale 4 года назад +31

      The prophecy foretold

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 4 года назад +14

      I'm so sad right now, lol

    • @connoriguess3098
      @connoriguess3098 4 года назад +7

      heart been broke so many times

    • @forevervideoplay1649
      @forevervideoplay1649 4 года назад +8

      I came back to this comment that I completely forgot about writing and I am now sad again, goddamn it

  • @Mason_kit173
    @Mason_kit173 4 года назад +133

    Ethan and Mark being taped together is possibly one of the most hilarious and bromantic thing ever

  • @juliawhite5123
    @juliawhite5123 6 лет назад +611

    Ethan and mark laughing and goofing off while Tyler is actually trying

    • @lingozmangoz7599
      @lingozmangoz7599 4 года назад +9

      i feel like tyler is left out i feel bad

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 4 года назад +11

      @@lingozmangoz7599 I wish they'd bring him back for like a season 2 of markimoo makes

    • @theandy4667
      @theandy4667 4 года назад +4

      every single mark makes

    • @Lizzifer7
      @Lizzifer7 4 года назад +1

      @@theandy4667 this is accurate =)

  • @thefamoffive3617
    @thefamoffive3617 6 лет назад +413

    Ethan: "Why am i still wearing my galsses?"
    Mark: " idk to see?!"
    Where are yours then mark?

  • @justchillin2060
    @justchillin2060 4 года назад +1728

    When mark and ethan got "i ship it" that was the true beginning of unus annus
    Edit: Thank you guys for 300 likes!

  • @aliceboal5868
    @aliceboal5868 7 лет назад +180

    when mark starts to walk away and ethan's just like Nooo Whyyyy while forlornly holding bacon in defeat

  • @bigbeeforoni
    @bigbeeforoni 7 лет назад +104

    I leave the room with Ethan trying to get an apple, come back five minutes later and he's still trying. My god man.

  • @henry6136
    @henry6136 4 года назад +195

    Ethan: “I’ve mastered the one-handed egg crack too!”
    Also Ethan: *crushes egg and instantly scrambles it*

  • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist
    @Complexicon_of_a_Startist 6 лет назад +909

    Ethan's Clothing Colour: Red Brick
    Mark's Clothing Colour: Floral
    Tyler's Clothing Colour: Denim + Cumulo Nimbus
    Chica's Fur Colour: Heaven's Honey!!!!

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 5 лет назад +49

      "Floral"
      a h , m y f a v o r i t e c o l o r .

    • @monke5198
      @monke5198 5 лет назад +33

      “Denim”
      a h, m y f a v o u r i t e c o l o u r .

    • @monke5198
      @monke5198 5 лет назад +31

      “Cumulo Nimbus”
      a h, m y f a v o u r i t e c o l o u r .

    • @cherry_blooms
      @cherry_blooms 5 лет назад +29

      "Brick"
      a h , m y f a v o u r i t e c o l o r

    • @alexaurum913
      @alexaurum913 4 года назад +25

      "Heaven's Honey"
      a h , m y f a v o u r i t e c o l o u r .

  • @comfortingcactus4889
    @comfortingcactus4889 7 лет назад +185

    Tyler is such a Dad! He keeps Mark and Ethan from killing one another. Especially with a muscle stimulater.

  • @Yoatel
    @Yoatel 4 года назад +116

    The smirk and middle finger from Ethan at 21:15 makes me laugh everytime and I don’t know why

  • @jaywolf4824
    @jaywolf4824 6 лет назад +822

    Well Ethan couldn’t plate cause mark decided he needed cranberry relish

    • @screenname782
      @screenname782 6 лет назад +17

      Hazel-lee Luna cranberry relish is a must

    • @jxu7775
      @jxu7775 6 лет назад +10

      It was actually a cranberry chutney used as a garnish.

    • @kayladanforth9201
      @kayladanforth9201 6 лет назад +13

      Ethans pancake wasn't even done anyway tho...

  • @Max-pp1jm
    @Max-pp1jm 6 лет назад +796

    They should’ve given Ethan a safe word for his muscles stimulants

    • @bunniebabyidol08
      @bunniebabyidol08 5 лет назад +58

      Uhmmm... sounds a lot kinkier than you intended it to be hon.

    • @levileblanc9583
      @levileblanc9583 4 года назад +29

      @@bunniebabyidol08 Part of me thinks they're just weird and intended it to be kinky.
      Or they just don't know that safewords are a kink-related thing

    • @azi1936
      @azi1936 4 года назад +24

      Baby Doll the safe word should’ve been “please”

    • @karentrejo244
      @karentrejo244 4 года назад +6

      @@azi1936 StOoooOooop

    • @azi1936
      @azi1936 4 года назад +18

      karen trejo it’s a reference to an Unus Annus video lol

  • @-lostsong-
    @-lostsong- 5 лет назад +242

    I love how Ethan calls Mark "papa bear"
    ( i'm bringing this up because he did it in Markiplier Makes: dog toys but he also does at 55:26)

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 5 лет назад +27

      Okay but WHY does Ethan make so many daddy jokes about Mark

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 4 года назад

      @Autumn vlogs Mark has a gf

    • @l27v44
      @l27v44 4 года назад +5

      @Autumn vlogs infidelity and adultery
      they're close friends not boyfriends

    • @Hi_Im_Jeremy_Fishcer
      @Hi_Im_Jeremy_Fishcer 4 года назад +1

      @Autumn vlogs no.

  • @winnieschmidt2984
    @winnieschmidt2984 7 лет назад +356

    Tyler: You got a big mouth, use it!
    Me: *dies*

    • @keith.8964
      @keith.8964 5 лет назад +6

      Me- **lenny face**

    • @1emonboyy19
      @1emonboyy19 5 лет назад +5

      @@keith.8964
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Mark-fb3lv
    @Mark-fb3lv 7 лет назад +764

    Here we see a wild Markipilier gathering food for the winter

  • @devinjes9285
    @devinjes9285 5 лет назад +369

    I live in Minnesota
    This is important, because there's a law that's trying to be in acted.
    The reason this law is trying to be brought into this state, is because a brother of mine I never met was killed while being watched over someone.
    I don't know if this will reveal my identity, but I don't really care if I can get the story out.
    Very few people may have heard this story, but my younger brother named Dante was killed at about 1 am while being watched by a man my biological mother didn't know very well.
    His father, was in a high position in the police force (?) I believe.
    So all the police took it on a personal level.
    And the judge, who was judging my brother's killer had a daughter a similar age to my brother. So he managed to get him about 40 years in prison I think.
    I'm sorry if I get details wrong, as much as I've asked about this story with my adopted mother, (who's my grandma, and raised my mom)all the details have been vague.
    The law that's trying to be brought to Minnesota is called Dante's law. It's trying to be brought to prevent child killers from getting away with crimes, like my brothers killer did.
    I never met my brother, or even knew about him until a few months ago, but I believe this story is important for this live stream.
    I hope you guys can help in act laws like Dante's law, because no child deserves to die like my brother did.
    If you read all of this, thank you.
    My story isn't related to you, but you still read this. Please protect children from harm and starvation.
    Edit: Thank you all for the love and support, and I'm glad my story has reached out to a lot of you. All that I ask from all of you is to protect children, they have lives ahead of them and could change the world.

    • @screachtree3557
      @screachtree3557 5 лет назад +31

      I'm sorry to hear for your loss and I know it's hard but whoever did it will suffer the consequences and it's a good thing you said that cause it can help release stress I wish the best of luck to you and your family

    • @nothingfordarkness
      @nothingfordarkness 4 года назад +21

      I wish I could help but this comment was a while ago. i’m sorry to hear about but hopefully you are doing better now.

    • @thedreadeddollmaker186
      @thedreadeddollmaker186 4 года назад +9

      I hope you are doing ok. I am so sorry to hear it.

    • @tinykat4850
      @tinykat4850 4 года назад +4

      Thank you for trying to get this story out there. It's brave and touching ❤

    • @Hatchimatchii
      @Hatchimatchii 4 года назад +5

      I wish I had seen this sooner, sending hugs to all of you ,:)

  • @bopadodolo
    @bopadodolo 7 лет назад +881

    i call this we agreed on 15 minutes then it was changed last minute and then i got taped to a person: by fall out boy

    • @victoriacousins3290
      @victoriacousins3290 5 лет назад +10

      It's the best thing ever said in a video!

    • @WhiteRaven9
      @WhiteRaven9 5 лет назад +8

      this comment. i swear to god this is amazing

    • @epicureanbard
      @epicureanbard 5 лет назад +4

      24:14 for anyone interested

    • @lindamarx4035
      @lindamarx4035 5 лет назад +5

      More like:
      We Agreed On 15 Minutes Then It Was Changed Last Minute And Then I Got Taped To A Person by: Fall Out Boy

    • @rattmatazz9874
      @rattmatazz9874 5 лет назад +10

      yikes I call this we agreed on 15 minutes then it was changed last minute then I got taped to a person by Fall Out Boy: by Panic! At The Disco

  • @BadgerBeans004
    @BadgerBeans004 7 лет назад +149

    I honestly think that markiplier is one of if not the nicest person on this good green earth. I met him at a comicon once and nearly shit myself when I saw him

  • @wulfishh
    @wulfishh 4 года назад +69

    “Did you just butter the ceiling?!” Is my new favorite quote lmao

  • @yinyang3681
    @yinyang3681 7 лет назад +273

    Just when I thought Mark couldn't get any weirder and more dedicated to his fans he starts singing as they write a fan's name on his bare chest.

    • @avinhhuynh5198
      @avinhhuynh5198 6 лет назад +1

      That was actually a ritual to summon satan

  • @xxgoldenpinapplexxp7946
    @xxgoldenpinapplexxp7946 7 лет назад +497

    Eathan: And chica!
    Mark:Whatever...
    Chica:Hello darkness my old friend....I'm come to talk to u again....

  • @hannahnoland7515
    @hannahnoland7515 6 лет назад +159

    “Do you trust me?”
    “Noooo not at all.”
    “Great here we go!”’

  • @ribavrx4131
    @ribavrx4131 6 лет назад +375

    “How hard can it be to be bad at cooking bacon?”
    *I melted bacon...*

  • @fufu7019
    @fufu7019 7 лет назад +95

    THAT WAS NOT ON THE PLATE.- Mark (While ethan is sneaking everything onto his plate meanwhile)

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 4 года назад +89

    The fact that Mark and Ethan were immediately able to function almost normally when duct-taped together was a sign that he was the right dynamic for Unus Annus and everything else.

  • @sophiemisener199
    @sophiemisener199 7 лет назад +133

    2 of them were arguing the whole time while Tyler was looking all professional. This was so funny

    • @lizardspittmiku2097
      @lizardspittmiku2097 6 лет назад +1

      sophiestar 8 Tyler always look so serious when cooking food in a video

    • @jellyrose8479
      @jellyrose8479 6 лет назад

      then again, Tyler did lose and Mark plated before him

    • @richardr6664
      @richardr6664 6 лет назад +1

      Isn't that what happens in every cooking video though? xD

  • @musicisbae7441
    @musicisbae7441 5 лет назад +56

    Dose anyone else love how Tyler was so sweet when he was putting the nerve stimulation on ethan

  • @oxymoron847
    @oxymoron847 4 года назад +170

    Mark: "I just said ten-"
    Tyler, on the edge of sanity at this point: "I'M GONNA HARM YOU-"

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 года назад +2

      He said argue, not harm you

    • @xxlemonkiaxx610
      @xxlemonkiaxx610 3 года назад +2

      “What do you go there?!”
      “A Knife!”
      “No!”
      Was going through m head the entire time

  • @littleloopyleia8316
    @littleloopyleia8316 7 лет назад +37

    When Ethan and Mark get tapped together and just pull each other everywhere is my favorite part. 😂

  • @e_famdomss4807
    @e_famdomss4807 4 года назад +36

    The way Ethan did a “one handed egg crack” killed me- he’s so precious

  • @MarkToast99
    @MarkToast99 5 лет назад +66

    "Save the children" is exactly what I think while watching Mark and Ethan struggle together

  • @jordynsons2945
    @jordynsons2945 7 лет назад +276

    when Ethan said i got an itch in a cute voice i died he is so cute

    • @icedblackteabear1434
      @icedblackteabear1434 6 лет назад +2

      jordyn sons what time??

    • @Clammychow
      @Clammychow 4 года назад +2

      W h a t t i m e

    • @therustynickle4772
      @therustynickle4772 4 года назад +1

      14:56 Hopefully this is what they meant XD

    • @dexteritvy
      @dexteritvy 4 года назад +4

      Dude, ya’ll are probably like 11-12 and then Ethan is 22, this is hilarious

    • @spookssx
      @spookssx 4 года назад

      @@dexteritvy lmao, whoopss

  • @marsoupie2119
    @marsoupie2119 7 лет назад +247

    "I've mastered the one-handed egg crack."
    Mark has Rosanna Pansino to thank for that.

  • @itsmefisher2012
    @itsmefisher2012 4 года назад +64

    Mark: "that includes egg, bacon, *and pancakes* ."
    Me: *Flashbacks to Ethan's pancakes in Markiplier Makes: Pancake*

  • @CrystalGraceffa
    @CrystalGraceffa 7 лет назад +171

    Did anyone else hear Tyler say “ Ethan you have a big mouth use it.” dEaD

  • @eepersjeepers
    @eepersjeepers 7 лет назад +234

    Ethan is so cute with glasses. HOLY SHIT

  • @spider_leooo
    @spider_leooo 4 года назад +191

    Ethan: Where would you like to put the second stash?
    Tyler: I’ve got his-
    Mark: BALLS!
    Ethan: You can’t do that. That’s not-
    Mark: One each ball!
    Tyler: We can do leg! We can do leg!
    Mark: BALLS!
    Ethan: no!
    Mark: I’M SCREAMING FOR BALLS!
    49:32

  • @cassondrarodriguez6880
    @cassondrarodriguez6880 7 лет назад +312

    Chica
    A wild card that could blow the whole stream lol

  • @AL_CANNOT_COMPUTE
    @AL_CANNOT_COMPUTE 7 лет назад +179

    Mark looked like he just came back from Hawaii 😅😂

    • @nyasha3081
      @nyasha3081 7 лет назад +8

      Alicia Holloway i mean he was born in hawaii so

    • @notroll15
      @notroll15 7 лет назад +1

      Alicia Holloway He does

    • @loganpalmer7132
      @loganpalmer7132 7 лет назад +2

      Nah he looks like one of those typical dads who wears socks with sandals

  • @ikea_bear1791
    @ikea_bear1791 5 лет назад +27

    Watching Ethan see his hand twitch at 54:28 and then smile at what was happening was so cute and pure oml

  • @DistressedCrow
    @DistressedCrow 7 лет назад +172

    Hey Mark! Just a suggestion, but it would be super cool if you did some sort of charity around adoption and foster care kids. It's a huge part of my life, as I and my six siblings have all been adopted from foster care, and I feel like you would be a great voice to raise awareness to it, as many people don't understand all of the foster kids dealing with struggles. Just an idea, but if you did I could probably find information for you! Thank you so much for all you do!!

    • @nu_row_sigh
      @nu_row_sigh 7 лет назад +6

      Gabriela Elise Gonzalez I agree! There are so many good causes to support, and I definitely think that a charity around adoption and/or the foster care system would be fantastic to support!! (It’s also been a big part of my life, so I can vouch for the fact that it would definitely help and mean so much to so many people!)

    • @amandavargics1399
      @amandavargics1399 6 лет назад +2

      honestly, this is a great idea. I believe that every youtuber should do things like this. It would be so amazing!!!!

    • @avoo190
      @avoo190 6 лет назад +2

      Gabriela Elise Gonzalez Ugh! MARKIPLIER LOOK AT THIS!!!! This needs to happen

  • @saraemily326
    @saraemily326 6 лет назад +625

    Sometimes I lose my breath because Ethan is so stunning

  • @CherryPawCreations
    @CherryPawCreations 5 лет назад +27

    16:57 I like how mark and ethan are struggling and tyler is just chill and casually adding spices to his food XD

  • @Sean_Last1995
    @Sean_Last1995 6 лет назад +53

    Ethan: "I need one more egg"
    Mark: "I need to flip"
    I love that XD

  • @techi9818
    @techi9818 7 лет назад +119

    ETHAN LOOKS SO ADORABLE WITH HIS HAIR BROWN

  • @itskayla9735
    @itskayla9735 6 лет назад +56

    When he said "Betty's ready for your spaghetti" I died he's an adorable boi

  • @shaebetances
    @shaebetances 7 лет назад +306

    Damn I wish that anonymous person would come forward!! To donate $200,000... it’s just so amazing. It’s hard for me because I can’t even afford to donate at all, my mom doesn’t have a job and I’m a student, so we’re just counting pennies at this point, but it’s people like this guy that make me have faith in this world! Dude, if you’re reading this, know that you are an amazing person!

    • @lunaarn6572
      @lunaarn6572 7 лет назад +10

      it might be a company. my dad works for a gas company, and whatever he donates to anything, they'll match it

    • @adambrighton277
      @adambrighton277 7 лет назад +5

      Thank you :)

    • @danecorl6893
      @danecorl6893 6 лет назад +11

      Shae Mango man I been in this situation and I want you to know that things will turn around and if I could give you 1000$ I would

    • @martyphillips1470
      @martyphillips1470 6 лет назад +9

      Random Playz ummm my family is pretty broke to... we still have internet... you know some internet is cheap right?

    • @ellissabrown4918
      @ellissabrown4918 6 лет назад +7

      im broke and i have internet, and where is it your place to talk about flaws?

  • @destinitra
    @destinitra 7 лет назад +13

    I can't express how happy I am that you are raising for Save The Children this time around. I am a patron of Save The Children myself. And I am so incredibly passionate about it and i'm so so proud of you for doing this! Thankyou!

  • @AllieKitaguchi
    @AllieKitaguchi 4 года назад +16

    ethan's lil "this isn't that bad, i feel close to you..." at 19:30 is very pure

  • @VenomQuill
    @VenomQuill 7 лет назад +551

    Mark somehow made chanting "ANDREW! WE LOVE YOU!" feel like a Satanic chant. ._. Actually, that happens to a lot of his chants...

    • @LyricaSilvan
      @LyricaSilvan 5 лет назад +27

      "Chant the names of the new members as we write their names upon our bodies~"

    • @aurorabarnwell1108
      @aurorabarnwell1108 5 лет назад +6

      Wilford Warfstach voice - Darkiplier is still in there

    • @ericesquivel5951
      @ericesquivel5951 5 лет назад +4

      I was starting to think I was the only one who thought the chanting was horrific

    • @jq1522
      @jq1522 5 лет назад +3

      Most Broken Game Ever Made: “COLA AND MEAL PLEASE NO BREAD” approx. 3:00 in.

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 5 лет назад +1

      All yes, My favorite part of being a Markiplier fan: The Cult Of Babcock.

  • @coricognitions
    @coricognitions 7 лет назад +33

    Seeing that apple in the bucket with Bob's face... it filled Ethan with determination.

  • @thatannoyingperson5324
    @thatannoyingperson5324 4 года назад +45

    Mark: ANDREWWWW.....is no one else going to sing with me?
    Everyone: A N D R E W

  • @meg_0210
    @meg_0210 7 лет назад +815

    ethan with *_glasses_*

    • @strawberri3522
      @strawberri3522 7 лет назад

      meg ikr it’s kind of strange

    • @caskatchu
      @caskatchu 7 лет назад +35

      its so freakin adorable :3

    • @imjustalex1623
      @imjustalex1623 7 лет назад +2

      meg AHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @btsdrinkmytears7061
      @btsdrinkmytears7061 7 лет назад +8

      He reminds me of my brother, who’s name is also Ethan.

    • @kimt80
      @kimt80 7 лет назад +2

      meg Is always a reason to nut (it sounded funnier in my head I'm sorry)

  • @grimreaper-qq9nw
    @grimreaper-qq9nw 6 лет назад +62

    38:05 “I like symmetry” that reminds me of soul eater. By Death the kid symmetry is his most favourite thing in the world.

    • @alivingperson9738
      @alivingperson9738 4 года назад +1

      YASSSSS!!! SOUL EATER!
      And Death The Kid's asymmetrical hair stripes

    • @Blondie4404
      @Blondie4404 4 года назад

      I’m not really crazy about symmetry, but something that is really close to it bothers me.

  • @victoriazaragoza1118
    @victoriazaragoza1118 4 года назад +385

    So we all are watching markiplier makes to fill the void of unus annus huh?

    • @pgal9876
      @pgal9876 4 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @morethanaveragejoe5701
      @morethanaveragejoe5701 4 года назад +2

      yes

    • @metroiton
      @metroiton 4 года назад +1

      ye

    • @leighs.6133
      @leighs.6133 4 года назад +2

      Dont call me out.

    • @thatrecord5313
      @thatrecord5313 4 года назад

      The only people not here are the people who downloaded the entire channel's videos. Sooner or later, after they finish "catching up" to what they might have missed, they will come

  • @matthewmcdermoth7892
    @matthewmcdermoth7892 7 лет назад +170

    It turn into a some strange ass ritual when they started singing

    • @toxictwo7794
      @toxictwo7794 6 лет назад +1

      I left it playing and I walked away because it was so cringey

    • @kingferret
      @kingferret 6 лет назад +2

      Katharine Allport it's amazing

    • @suned3128
      @suned3128 6 лет назад +3

      Katharine Allport Sorry, are you new?

  • @azasmodeus
    @azasmodeus 6 лет назад +770

    Tyler and Ethan? Don’t you mean Wings and Dingus? Lol

    • @jaegc1824
      @jaegc1824 5 лет назад +67

      Ace of Hearts don’t you mean Heapass

    • @Parsilokita
      @Parsilokita 5 лет назад +37

      U mean *wingus* AND dingus

    • @boop5636
      @boop5636 5 лет назад +34

      Don’t u mean Tyler the Ethan scheid and Ethan the Tyler scheid, together they make TYTHAN

    • @cherry_blooms
      @cherry_blooms 5 лет назад +5

      Heapass-

    • @alexaurum913
      @alexaurum913 4 года назад +8

      Don't you mean Ethan *The Backflip Guy* Nestor?

  • @cheesecores
    @cheesecores 4 года назад +523

    I don't know who these “ethan” and “tyler” people are but I miss Dingus and wingus

  • @thecanadianwildermess1358
    @thecanadianwildermess1358 7 лет назад +47

    Mark: "I have to go get eggs, I'm sorry." XD
    Mark and Ethan taped together whilst making breakfast has to be one of the best things i've ever seen. I love you guys 😂

  • @irl8799
    @irl8799 7 лет назад +455

    Mark: "Is that maple bacon? Thar's the good stuff"
    All Canadians: "Your welcome!"

  • @henry6136
    @henry6136 4 года назад +21

    I don’t see why people think Mark is an asshole. He raises a lot of money for charity, but when he’s an asshole it’s usually just a persona or acting.
    Keep doing awesome things Mark.

  • @noahgraglia8025
    @noahgraglia8025 7 лет назад +262

    “Ow my sternum”

  • @AnhMinh-tf7xu
    @AnhMinh-tf7xu 7 лет назад +15

    So fun watching Ethan and Mark pulling off each other.....
    ...AND THERE'S A PUNISHMENT SAYING *CHICA "TORTURE"*

  • @uhi1482
    @uhi1482 6 лет назад +152

    " Oh I got brain freeze hold on "
    FREEEZEE YOUUUR BRAAAAAAAIIIIN

  • @iib.mp3
    @iib.mp3 6 лет назад +1069

    Who else thinks that Tyler would be a great dad?

    • @jasmyne_x
      @jasmyne_x 6 лет назад +23

      Toy Bonnie yes to my child 😂

    • @susygonzalez4597
      @susygonzalez4597 6 лет назад +2

      I'm not sure about that,but I guess I'll agree with you.

    • @bethmoore8580
      @bethmoore8580 6 лет назад +2

      🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋

    • @Dracokitten2
      @Dracokitten2 6 лет назад +27

      I feel like he'd make a better big brother 🤔 or maybe that's just me wanting him as a big brother

    • @jayz0nx
      @jayz0nx 5 лет назад +3

      comment had 420 likes and i made it 421 im so sorry brother

  • @1sam234
    @1sam234 6 лет назад +322

    Who needs "Iron Chef" when we have this?

  • @aloraglenn732
    @aloraglenn732 5 лет назад +14

    I like how no matter how painful it'll be, Tyler helps make the waxing more convenient for Ethan

  • @duaasiddiqui5844
    @duaasiddiqui5844 7 лет назад +12

    i like how Tyler was super concentrated while Ethan and Mark were just at chaos!

  • @renamoth9396
    @renamoth9396 7 лет назад +101

    Mark: can you get the muscle stimulators?
    Mark: oh wait ders some right here.
    You have those just casualy lying around your house mark?

    • @GtheCatLady
      @GtheCatLady 5 лет назад +2

      logan He had stuff set up, so they were probably out.

  • @kaitlynwoods376
    @kaitlynwoods376 4 года назад +24

    0:13 i think that’s the most emotive Tyler has ever been in a Markiplier Makes

  • @PeachieP1e
    @PeachieP1e 7 лет назад +60

    that singing sounded like a sacrifice XD

  • @AirellSkye
    @AirellSkye 7 лет назад +2150

    Am I the only person amused that Bob's picture is on the bob for apples tub? XD

    • @ale.jate.
      @ale.jate. 7 лет назад +13

      Irony level:expert haha yeah Mark called Bob in one of these live streams

    • @AirellSkye
      @AirellSkye 7 лет назад +2

      Bored XIII yea, I watched that one later on. It was definitely appropriate, lol.

    • @takeruhomura
      @takeruhomura 7 лет назад +1

      Irony level:expert nope 😂

    • @XxDemon23xX
      @XxDemon23xX 7 лет назад

      humor level:mediocre

    • @aimeepompei5677
      @aimeepompei5677 7 лет назад

      Irony level:expert so true😂👌

  • @moonjellymusic
    @moonjellymusic 4 года назад +11

    I love the karmic retribution / poetic justice of Ethan and Mark ganging up to make Tyler get the first punishment and then the punishment Tyler gets is the only one that targets the OTHER people. 😆

  • @claremorningstar537
    @claremorningstar537 7 лет назад +77

    Poor Chica, Mark how dare you!? I love you Chica

    • @meowww.3
      @meowww.3 7 лет назад

      “Whatever”

  • @bethvoyle9289
    @bethvoyle9289 6 лет назад +29

    Mark: do you trust me?
    Ethan: no, not at all!!
    Mark: okay here we go!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amandakaschaksvlogs8216
    @amandakaschaksvlogs8216 4 года назад +16

    “For for like my own ego yeah I would love a winner.” I’ve said this exact sentence before and I’m losing it😂😂

  • @blank5768
    @blank5768 7 лет назад +72

    Words can't even describe how good of a thing that you did

  • @lordvortex3203
    @lordvortex3203 7 лет назад +78

    Ethan’s Breakfast should be called “Excuses”

  • @lexiparks6013
    @lexiparks6013 4 года назад +13

    i love how ethan flipped off amy when she said "ethans still plating" and then his hands when immediately up because he got caught

  • @josephmaestas1892
    @josephmaestas1892 7 лет назад +20

    I just want to take a second and thank you guys and everyone on the team for the videos y'all put on here. My Unit and I are currently deployed in Afghanistan and your videos keep a good portion of us sane in such a hectic place!! The humor in every single video makes me eagerly await every upload y'all do! Laughing is some of the best things we can get over here and y'all supply that daily. Thank you again for all the funny stuff! Y'all are bomb! Airborne

    • @Aylaj3an
      @Aylaj3an 7 лет назад

      Currently in Iraq, same goes here!

    • @josephmaestas1892
      @josephmaestas1892 7 лет назад

      Good luck to y'all there!! And I'm praying for a safe return for you and your unit!

  • @Gpmoonius
    @Gpmoonius 7 лет назад +595

    *ETHAN WEAR GLASSES MORE OFTEN* ^3^

  • @notyep_
    @notyep_ 5 лет назад +193

    *oW mY sTuRnUm*
    Me: *DONT HURT THE SMOL BEAN’S STURNUM*

    • @nothingfordarkness
      @nothingfordarkness 4 года назад +1

      the official meme shop you talking about smol blue boi?

  • @maxxyisgaming
    @maxxyisgaming 7 лет назад +9

    I love how they made sure ethan wasn't in any horrible pain like omg they are such friends.