Markiplier Makes: Pizza

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 32 тыс.

  • @livingcalamity
    @livingcalamity 4 года назад +5510

    "Is that your Italian?" Just wait until 1 man 100 accents, Mark.

    • @lumenjoslin4301
      @lumenjoslin4301 4 года назад +138

      *tiny hands eminem*

    • @ay-leck1369
      @ay-leck1369 3 года назад +60

      I miss 1 man 100 accents 😭

    • @kingarkay
      @kingarkay 3 года назад +50

      @@ay-leck1369 ive never missed anything more than i miss 1 man 100 accents

    • @cookiemonster1597
      @cookiemonster1597 3 года назад +39

      I’m sad the dance of Italy has become illegal

    • @LokiTheWeirdo
      @LokiTheWeirdo 3 года назад +15

      @@cookiemonster1597 imma smooth criminal

  • @goldminer1275
    @goldminer1275 4 года назад +3868

    Ethan’s recipe
    Ingredients:
    Yeast 1 packet
    Flour 2 handfuls
    Olive oil
    Salt
    Water
    4 pieces of fresh pineapple
    Pieces of ham with holes
    Tomato sauce
    Mozzarella cheese
    Steps:
    [Making the dough]
    Put yeast in bowl
    Put tiny cup of olive oil
    Add some lukewarm water
    Put flour next
    Add a pinch of salt
    Mix without making moaning sounds
    Take dough out and spread a handful of flour on it
    Gently tap the dough instead of kneading it for about 1 minute
    Add an unreasonable amount of olive oil before the 5 minute preparation is done
    Let the dough prove for about 30 minutes.
    [Adding toppings to pizza]
    Continue to tap on the dough while adding flour to the top of it
    Roll the dough up into a ball and toss it between both your hands
    Reform dough back into a circle
    Get a tray and flour it up (don’t ask why)
    Place your dough semi center to the tray
    Glaze the surface of the dough with more olive oil for some unknown reason while talking about normal family dinners
    Add 4-5 drips of tomato sauce and glaze the top of your pizza
    Add 2 pinches of cheese, make sure you can still see more sauce than cheese
    Add 4 pieces of fresh pineapple
    Add several pieces of ham with holes
    [Final steps]
    Put pizza into oven and let it cook until crust is semi golden and has burned flour and cheese on the sides.
    Cut into 4 slices
    Congratulations you have created Ethan’s croissant topped with tomato sauce, some shreds of mozzarella, 4 pineapple and some ham. Please rate this recipe as the perfect pizza :)

    • @therealfoxnews8227
      @therealfoxnews8227 4 года назад +324

      the fact you typed all this out makes me happy and idk why

    • @lobster6944
      @lobster6944 4 года назад +265

      You fucking mad lad. You actually fucking did it
      You are a true fucking mad lad I'm so proud of you

    • @robynnhoud
      @robynnhoud 4 года назад +43

      ...it’s called flour???

    • @PeterSmith-xe6lp
      @PeterSmith-xe6lp 4 года назад +39

      Very nice, and a little concerning

    • @somebody2809
      @somebody2809 4 года назад +53

      @@robynnhoud yeah, it's flour. For the longest time when I was younger I thought it was spelled like a "flower" (u know, like a flower 🌺) but then my family informed me otherwise 😅

  • @duckydominic
    @duckydominic 4 года назад +2204

    Mark and Ethan: Dying of Laughter over the stone
    Tyler: Focusing on making his pizza like a responsible adult

  • @KenKen-f9z
    @KenKen-f9z 2 года назад +2563

    Tyler in Markiplier makes: **trying hard to win**
    Ethan in Markiplier makes: **tries hard but makes a fool of himself**
    Mark: *I was too poor to-*

    • @chrissmith3992
      @chrissmith3992 2 года назад

      Love you Amy hope you love me to all the ass jokes not as good 😉😉😘😘

    • @InnocentBiscuitBoy
      @InnocentBiscuitBoy 2 года назад +91

      Perfect summary
      But I was too poor to understand

    • @elnonymous
      @elnonymous Год назад +56

      *"I G R E W U P P O O R"*

    • @kaishen4285
      @kaishen4285 10 месяцев назад +18

      Mark: *I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS!*

    • @kelslynn944
      @kelslynn944 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@kaishen4285*Are you close??*

  • @idiot6218
    @idiot6218 4 года назад +3720

    mark and ethan: *talking about mark's dad's ass*
    me: *mesmerized by tyler's pizza dough spinning*

  • @pixie7093
    @pixie7093 3 года назад +11687

    These videos are basically:
    Tyler: tries really hard and succeeds
    Ethan: tries but fails
    Mark: doesn't try and accidentally does well

    • @brocksells197
      @brocksells197 3 года назад +330

      My favorite is when Tyler doesn't succeed or do that well but comes up with any bullshit excuse to say it's good

    • @johnleeka3282
      @johnleeka3282 3 года назад +73

      @@brocksells197 at least he actually try unlike mark or Ethan.

    • @rager2179
      @rager2179 3 года назад +76

      It’s the dance of Italy woah woah woah woah

    • @zoeymalone3138
      @zoeymalone3138 3 года назад +56

      and all of them collectively using too much flour

    • @dammbenderisgreat
      @dammbenderisgreat 3 года назад +9

      Im italian and i say ethan and tyler is way better

  • @lindaraab4626
    @lindaraab4626 4 года назад +2220

    Ethan doesnt have to feel bad about himself cuz me and a few friends got drunk toghether and decided we needed to make pizza. We put milk into the dough. We made enough dough to feed a whole ass family. We made the sauce by squeezing out tomatoes and throwing some spices in that we found in a cabinet. We ate the whole thing and miraculously survived.

    • @loganm2652
      @loganm2652 4 года назад +82

      This comment is underrated

    • @lindaraab4626
      @lindaraab4626 4 года назад +91

      @@loganm2652 thanks! one of those friends is an aspiring cook btw

    • @feef1699
      @feef1699 4 года назад +50

      this comment made me cackle, have a like

    • @wannabesnaps519
      @wannabesnaps519 4 года назад +35

      Your user makes this 10x funnier

    • @zozoparx
      @zozoparx 4 года назад +8

      ur local drug addict I SMELL A PARXIE

  • @vincentcampbell8314
    @vincentcampbell8314 3 года назад +4382

    Tyler: actually tries
    Mark: doesn’t try, somehow turns out good
    Ethan: “Random bullshit, go!”

    • @bri______
      @bri______ 3 года назад +76

      Ethan:random bullshit i choose you!!

    • @TheCelining
      @TheCelining 3 года назад +29

      @@bri______ no
      uh, i think That its from a comic or something
      here it is:
      Guy 1: random bullshit, GO!!!(he throws a bunch of knives and ninja stars)
      Guy 2: guy 1, random bullshit doesnt work anymore, remember?
      Guy 1: oh shit, uhh, RandomER bullshit, GO!!!

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc 2 года назад +19

      @@TheCelining I thought it was from an edited moon knight comic.

    • @tristanbuckner1170
      @tristanbuckner1170 2 года назад +5

      @@Ian-wn5lc it is

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 2 года назад +9

      It turns out, Heapass was the hidden 4th alter in Moon Knight

  • @pigeoncry
    @pigeoncry 4 года назад +3098

    The intro in a nutshell:
    Mark: Tryin his best
    Ethan: being his theater/improv self
    Tyler: **confused singing**

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 3 года назад +4676

    Tyler's like the frustrated elder sibling who's super serious about crafting and was forced by his mom to show his sugared-up younger sibling and the sibling's giggly friend how to do it.

    • @reapertango1999
      @reapertango1999 2 года назад +100

      As the elder sibling that has done this before. I can verify

    • @marthmallow7420
      @marthmallow7420 2 года назад +33

      you described it perfectly
      and i’m a middle sibling

    • @Astrickiva
      @Astrickiva 2 года назад +23

      As an older sibling who has done something similar to this, I can confirm and back this up real good

    • @elix-hi2742
      @elix-hi2742 2 года назад +13

      I'm the youngest, constantly sugared-up Sibling. I can also confirm.

    • @devilsadvocate.
      @devilsadvocate. 2 года назад +6

      And then fails to do better then them.

  • @tylerrose3633
    @tylerrose3633 2 года назад +751

    Ethan: *trying to comprehend life*
    Tyler: *actually trying*
    Mark: I. WAS. POOR.

  • @sodaPOP_1986
    @sodaPOP_1986 3 года назад +1681

    Ethan and Mark laughing their asses off at “The Stone” and Tyler just in the corner feverishly working on his pizza is one of my favorite things

  • @user-FYgXBx9WqbvpIH3zNQ2Z
    @user-FYgXBx9WqbvpIH3zNQ2Z 4 года назад +9338

    i love how tyler is just doin his own thing wile mark and ethan are just dying about "the stone"

    • @5H4TT3R3D
      @5H4TT3R3D 4 года назад +167

      I was dying about the stone too.

    • @BlessedBread
      @BlessedBread 4 года назад +31

      @@5H4TT3R3D same

    • @palontryys
      @palontryys 4 года назад +53

      Hello past MaskedGaming! Guess what? THEY ACTUALLY USED THE STONE! Nice prediction.

    • @dannyhipolito817
      @dannyhipolito817 4 года назад +12

      Mark was too poor to afford Pizza

    • @kingifinlayson8110
      @kingifinlayson8110 4 года назад +7

      I just said the same thing LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL "ThE StOnE"

  • @frogostar
    @frogostar 5 лет назад +1827

    Mark: Ethan, 'the crust' Nestor
    Ethan: *Fails at crust*

    • @bustinlol1987
      @bustinlol1987 5 лет назад +9

      Guinea Girl sh don’t say that he’ll come for you

    • @catsammich482
      @catsammich482 5 лет назад +7

      More like
      Ethan "The Crusty" Nestor
      😎😎😎😎

    • @igorigorpourlamerepatrie8396
      @igorigorpourlamerepatrie8396 5 лет назад +5

      *When Heepas tries to do the crust, Heepas don't think...HE DOES.*

    • @fuckoff5436
      @fuckoff5436 5 лет назад

      A lot of people I know don't like the crust :/

    • @Sploogster
      @Sploogster 5 лет назад +1

      ''Fails at crust'' Interesting...

  • @elizacarrie7433
    @elizacarrie7433 2 года назад +969

    As an overachiever with social anxiety, I really feel represented by Tyler in these Markiplier makes episodes. Him completely zoned out working meticulously on this small task that, in the grand scheme of things, isn’t that important while Mark and Ethan goof off and die laughing is such a mood

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Год назад +66

      You win! Your comment isn't generic or overused and it's actually interesting! Here's your prize. A penguin!
      🗡️🐧
      Look out! He's got a weapon!

    • @perseus_0884
      @perseus_0884 Год назад +30

      @@sleepykitty8918 I want a penguin :(. Is the penguin trained in knife wielding or just has a knife?

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Год назад

      @@perseus_0884 Both :3
      Here's a penguin for you!
      🪓 🐧
      ..... Whoops

    • @donkeynodonkeyno
      @donkeynodonkeyno Год назад

      ​@@perseus_0884 seems like a custom weapon, so probably yeah

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 Год назад +21

      Im all three, I have adhd so I can get distracted easily and can relate to Ethan and Mark, but when I'm hyper focused I turn into Tyler

  • @wrenwhite8402
    @wrenwhite8402 4 года назад +3558

    It’s a miracle none of them have gotten food poisoning yet.

  • @caffeinemilk
    @caffeinemilk 4 года назад +6524

    When they started singing about Italy the only thing I could think of was, “THE DANCE OF ITALY, W O A H, WOAH, wOah”

    • @roalthevenemous
      @roalthevenemous 4 года назад +369

      we need tyler in an unus annus vid

    • @bluedovegacha7815
      @bluedovegacha7815 4 года назад +51

      @@roalthevenemous I was just thinking the same thing

    • @zombicat8556
      @zombicat8556 4 года назад +40

      roal the venemous what would he add? mark and ethan are entertaining but tyler is just boring no offense

    • @mildagaidamaviciute7976
      @mildagaidamaviciute7976 4 года назад +74

      @@zombicat8556 It's just because he's the only normal one there lmaoo-

    • @dynakinn8315
      @dynakinn8315 4 года назад +50

      Am I the only one that really likes the disclaimer song hahaha

  • @duckswithabanana9907
    @duckswithabanana9907 5 лет назад +1489

    Ethan: eating everything he sees
    Mark: laughing at everything
    Tyler:stoping at only perfection

    • @ourladyofsrrws127
      @ourladyofsrrws127 5 лет назад +10

      Truth.

    • @linkfanx
      @linkfanx 5 лет назад +1

      You are at 666 likes at this moment. Wow.

    • @gappystan4life376
      @gappystan4life376 5 лет назад

      That’s the friendship

    • @Parsilokita
      @Parsilokita 5 лет назад

      You have 993 likes...make dis have 999.9999999 likes

    • @drbens549
      @drbens549 4 года назад +2

      And Tyler still didn't win
      (yes ik this comment was made over a year ago but I just wanted to point out the irony of it)

  • @Inky_Kuro
    @Inky_Kuro 2 года назад +262

    The sheer comedy of Mark saying, "I had such tough competition with Tyler," and then turning to Ethan and falling dead silent- remarkable. XD

  • @0nebulae0
    @0nebulae0 4 года назад +7481

    "Did it hit you right in the nuts?"
    "Yes"
    me: *N U T B A L L: THE MOST **_DANGEROUS_** GAME*

  • @magpiehours
    @magpiehours 4 года назад +2483

    I completely forgot that this was the origin of the Ass Stone ™

    • @ryansarbello7047
      @ryansarbello7047 3 года назад +32

      I watched unus annus but I can’t remember the ass stone. Can you remind me of the video that it was from

    • @Axcia
      @Axcia 3 года назад +28

      @@ryansarbello7047 Remaking marks childhood memories or something

    • @thedarkarts881
      @thedarkarts881 3 года назад +7

      I can’t remember what they cooked on the stone. What was it?

    • @magpiehours
      @magpiehours 3 года назад +7

      The Dark Arts eggs lmao

    • @Anxmaly666
      @Anxmaly666 3 года назад +1

      This got trademarked lol, remember when they cooked eggs on it?

  • @xoxomars6832
    @xoxomars6832 7 лет назад +10895

    Mark: tries to do it logically
    Tyler: does it right
    Ethan: *tries*
    This is how markiplier challenges go.

    • @xoxomars6832
      @xoxomars6832 7 лет назад +84

      Yup

    • @Brooke_Corbyn
      @Brooke_Corbyn 7 лет назад +308

      Xoxo Mars did you just... agree with yourself?

    • @noone-vm4sm
      @noone-vm4sm 7 лет назад +25

      Xoxo Mars
      so true XD

    • @volblu4321
      @volblu4321 7 лет назад +16

      Xoxo Mars and together they make... pizza hut pizza because allot, looks nice and apparently done right... OR IS IT??

    • @balintgyuri6555
      @balintgyuri6555 7 лет назад +39

      Tyler won the whole thing for me

  • @altfreya
    @altfreya Год назад +421

    How to make Ethan's crusty pizza:
    Yeast.
    Water. Tablespoon ish?
    handful of flour.
    All finger pinch of sugar.
    Pinch ish of salt
    Another handful of flour.
    Take out of bowl.
    Handful of flour (again)
    Kneed the dough.
    Tablespoon of olive oil.
    Be ashamed of your pizza, and hide it in flour
    ~
    Make into ball.
    Lay down flat
    Add around a couple tablespoons of olive oil.
    Small amount of pizza sauce (pat in)
    Cheese.
    Four pineapple (per slice)
    Weird ham in between pineapple.
    Eat some pineapple
    ~
    Cook
    Cut into four pieces.
    Enjoy the crusty pizza

    • @weirdo6462
      @weirdo6462 Год назад +22

      You forgot to hide the entire thing in flour can't forget that, it's a v important step lol

    • @altfreya
      @altfreya Год назад +31

      @@weirdo6462 oh yes, my apologies, you have to be ashamed of your pizza, and hide it in flour, adding that now.

    • @rogerbroadhurst1939
      @rogerbroadhurst1939 Год назад +2

      I would love to try it

    • @potatoboi0114
      @potatoboi0114 Год назад +5

      I'm legit going to save this recipe just to show how my cooking skills are so bad that I can make this even "better"

    • @kaliemetcalf5869
      @kaliemetcalf5869 Год назад +2

      Can someone please do this to see if it turns out somewhat the same way

  • @_Chaotix
    @_Chaotix 5 лет назад +1840

    "Papa Fischbach, may I have some warm milk?"
    "Sure boy, let me heat up the stone."

    • @saturn9717
      @saturn9717 5 лет назад +21

      i cant breatheeeeeeeee lmaoooooooooooooooooo

    • @Wadecraig4707
      @Wadecraig4707 5 лет назад +39

      Thank you papa this milk is very good

    • @abiezerencarnacion2580
      @abiezerencarnacion2580 5 лет назад +4

      I just love this

    • @ShuubinOwO
      @ShuubinOwO 5 лет назад +7

      @@Wadecraig4707 i choked on my water omfg

    • @lunarwolf8435
      @lunarwolf8435 5 лет назад +6

      Child: Thank you Papa for milk I Wuv u so much, Papa do Wuv me two!!?
      Papa : Yes I do
      Child: Okay nigh nigh papa

  • @sarariva3037
    @sarariva3037 7 лет назад +1789

    I love the fact that half of the video is:
    Ethan and Mark: *laughing and joking about Fishbach family's stone*
    Tyler: *actually trying to make pizza*

    • @pikachumayhem6007
      @pikachumayhem6007 7 лет назад +3

      I laughed when I read this

    • @szutyksosisback
      @szutyksosisback 7 лет назад +2

      yup XD

    • @averyyoungemblem2179
      @averyyoungemblem2179 7 лет назад +3

      Sara Riva Tyler for the fucking win!

    • @tedbear1931
      @tedbear1931 7 лет назад +5

      Sara Riva Tyler is concentrated in his pizza dough than mark and ethan

    • @Nicreator
      @Nicreator 7 лет назад +4

      They actually made the dough wrong. It needs to sit for a bit so it can expand from the yeast.
      I'm a nitpicking asshole.

  • @birdthenerd2163
    @birdthenerd2163 3 года назад +5484

    I love that Ethan is “the crust” when he’s consistently terrible at making crust

  • @juliametcalfe9955
    @juliametcalfe9955 2 года назад +218

    4:45
    Mark: grunting while demolishing the dough
    Tyler: calmly kneading dough
    Ethan: OIL

  • @rev1720
    @rev1720 5 лет назад +1776

    2:43 I just noticed their bowls are analogous to their height

  • @hamburburzz
    @hamburburzz 6 лет назад +1542

    everytime they decide to create something, I've noticed something in each person:
    Tyler: Very focused, makes it look beautiful, sometimes doesn't finish on time
    Mark: does a good job but will always have fun or makes it funny
    Ethan: "wtf am i doing"

    • @emblackett_x
      @emblackett_x 6 лет назад +13

      The most accurate thing I've ever seen!

    • @labber7772
      @labber7772 6 лет назад +4

      Arely Solis except for the sand castle one

    • @bessie0899
      @bessie0899 6 лет назад +34

      It's more like
      Tyler: works really hard, 100% focused, barely makes it on time
      Mark: G R U N T I N G, makes it funny, doesn't really give a shit lol
      Ethan: _help_

    • @denice2724
      @denice2724 6 лет назад

      @@emblackett_x ikr

    • @darpythingsxd192
      @darpythingsxd192 6 лет назад

      Ikr

  • @uniquecheshire
    @uniquecheshire 3 года назад +1197

    Mark: "We didn't even have an oven, we had what we called The Brick."
    And here we have the origin of the Ass Stone, a truly significant aspect of Mark's childhood.

    • @Meh-nv6id
      @Meh-nv6id 3 года назад +45

      A few years later:
      *I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIVE OOOOVEEEENS*

    • @katamari_of_luv
      @katamari_of_luv 3 года назад +14

      @@Meh-nv6id i love a good rags-to-riches story

    • @Meh-nv6id
      @Meh-nv6id 3 года назад +3

      @@katamari_of_luv same buddy same

    • @deviantsemicolon618
      @deviantsemicolon618 3 года назад +11

      @@katamari_of_luv as opposed to Ethan’s story, which is a literal Wattpad fanfiction

    • @futuristicfriends98
      @futuristicfriends98 2 года назад

      lol dont you mean asspect

  • @jollymon7975
    @jollymon7975 3 года назад +401

    Mark and Ethan = Me and my friend laughing our asses off
    Tyler = My other friend just trying to eat his goddamn lunch

  • @weeblewooblewop
    @weeblewooblewop 5 лет назад +3524

    “P-papa? May I have some s a u s a g e ?”
    “Sure son, let me heat our s t o n e .”

    • @dvdjhp
      @dvdjhp 4 года назад +45

      No.

    • @seanlegge1504
      @seanlegge1504 4 года назад +48

      YES

    • @pikachugirl1586
      @pikachugirl1586 4 года назад +27

      YES lol

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 4 года назад +114

      Mark: *oiling up the stone*
      Dad: *comes out from upstairs in a red robe*
      Mark: Papa..the stone is ready for you
      Dad: thank you my son...now..it’s time to feast
      Mark: *excited face* :D

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 4 года назад +6

      y e s

  • @iraroze
    @iraroze 7 лет назад +8869

    Tyler is that one friend who is scarily good at EVERYTHING

    • @iraroze
      @iraroze 7 лет назад +671

      And Ethan is that one friend needs assistance for everything

    • @iraroze
      @iraroze 7 лет назад +541

      And Mark is just average.

    • @purple3402
      @purple3402 7 лет назад +45

      goLDEN

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 7 лет назад +301

      But of course, Mark always steals the spotlight because he's the main star.
      Showbusiness is a rough mistress.

    • @incensive5020
      @incensive5020 7 лет назад +178

      this is all so true tho
      also i'm watching tyler toss the pizza dough and i'm speechless he's so good

  • @saturnwhale
    @saturnwhale 4 года назад +8288

    The intro song to this video walked so “The Dance of Italy” could run.

    • @delilahkreitz822
      @delilahkreitz822 3 года назад +141

      The dance of Italy~~~~~! Baba!!!

    • @domg.1011
      @domg.1011 3 года назад +245

      Dance of Italy: I remember making pizza on the stone warmed by my dads ass
      We Love Italy: you were built to follow in my footsteps... *and exceed them*

    • @shism28
      @shism28 3 года назад +57

      Wait, so are you an Unus or an Annus?

    • @hydra331
      @hydra331 3 года назад +49

      Dance of italy ououououo it's a dance of it *boom*

    • @saturnwhale
      @saturnwhale 3 года назад +57

      @@shism28 I can’t choose, thus, I combined the two powers into one

  • @VaswTs
    @VaswTs 2 года назад +127

    "It's me, Markiplier, the sausage."
    I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT EVEN AFTER MONTHS AND YEARS THIS STILL KILLS ME.

    • @daviddimitrov3696
      @daviddimitrov3696 3 месяца назад +1

      For me it's been years and it's still good

  • @The_Chris14
    @The_Chris14 4 года назад +1422

    Mark in this vid: “We had the “stone” !”
    Mark in Markiplier makes: Creme Brule “I AM A MAN, WHO HAS *_FIVE_* OVENS!!!!”

    • @malficuimkj6669
      @malficuimkj6669 4 года назад +13

      In that video he also said IT TASTES

    • @crazyrandy5770
      @crazyrandy5770 4 года назад +33

      He now owns 5 ovens to comfort his ptsd of the stone

    • @Trashhhboaatt
      @Trashhhboaatt 4 года назад +3

      crazy randy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Daddy-ue1du
      @Daddy-ue1du 4 года назад +6

      He used to cook using the stone, now that he’s rich he owns 5 ovens.

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 4 года назад +4

      When he said we had the stone I thought of the Unus Annus video where they recreating what he said

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn 6 лет назад +221

    I love how Ethan is so dramatic, playing along with Mark in the beginning, and Tyler just doesn't give a shit

  • @Lix_2724
    @Lix_2724 5 лет назад +813

    Ethan: the crust
    Tyler: the cheese
    Mark: the *SaUsAgE*

  • @CaretakerNick
    @CaretakerNick 2 года назад +82

    Tyler: *trying to focus*
    Mark and Ethan: *Dolphin noises intensifies*

  • @barelyeri
    @barelyeri 7 лет назад +659

    ethans recipe:
    broken dreams
    ham
    pineapple
    probably blue hair
    marks recipe:
    winner-ness
    memories
    brick
    a heart
    tylers recipe:
    ACTUAL pizza
    leaf
    ...
    there might be the blood of his enemies in there...
    *clap* yep normal pizzas!

  • @sunshinebubble3925
    @sunshinebubble3925 5 лет назад +2791

    Tyler: **breathes**
    Ethan: *AIR IS GREAT!*
    Mark: When I was a child, we were too poor to afford air.
    Ethan: *hOW dId yOu bREAthE?*
    Mark: . . . we took in carbon dioxide, *LIKE PLANTS*
    The World: *. . .*

    • @drded8098
      @drded8098 4 года назад +21

      Sunshine Bubble The more you know.

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 4 года назад +4

      lol

    • @litemitan7244
      @litemitan7244 4 года назад +23

      CO2 is part of air...he grew up in a vacuum essentially

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 4 года назад +30

      "we didn't have lungs when was a child, we where to poor."

    • @margheritapizza7237
      @margheritapizza7237 4 года назад +2

      I'm your 666th like

  • @amyelizabeth4248
    @amyelizabeth4248 5 лет назад +7159

    When you’re from 2019 and laughing at Mark’s lack of ovens, now he has 5. He is a man with FIVE ovens.

    • @kou182
      @kou182 5 лет назад +211

      Memay Sockk
      Mark: “IM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS!... did you hear that? I’m a man with 5 ovens”
      Lmao I can’t breathe😂

    • @amyelizabeth4248
      @amyelizabeth4248 5 лет назад +17

      Samantha Doherty IKR 😂😂😂

    • @aryanaj3349
      @aryanaj3349 5 лет назад +5

      @@maygel LIES

    • @megamine1566
      @megamine1566 5 лет назад +4

      @@kou182 same I cried

    • @kitkattkandybarz7312
      @kitkattkandybarz7312 5 лет назад +46

      When your wealth is measured in the amount of ovens you have, and you are a man with five ovens, you are very proud to be a man with five ovens. It's rare to become a man with five ovens. But here he is. A man with five ovens. Does any man even need that many ovens? That doesn't matter. Because he is a man. With five ovens.

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 3 года назад +41

    Tyler just silently working on his pizza while Mark and Ethan die of laughter talking about the stone is pretty much me in every school group project

  • @shqrtcake
    @shqrtcake 6 лет назад +5686

    Tyler: Professional pizza maker
    Mark: Likes to have fun while making pizza
    Ethan: Lmao what's a pizza?

    • @wendyherz1659
      @wendyherz1659 6 лет назад +46

      Peace but mark won shouldn't Tyler be the most serious or determined

    • @jessikel9109
      @jessikel9109 6 лет назад +60

      That's why Ethan's my favorite. lol

    • @voltzen1213
      @voltzen1213 6 лет назад +27

      His face is a pizza

    • @hummingbee_
      @hummingbee_ 6 лет назад +6

      Peace lol

    • @rnobody3451
      @rnobody3451 6 лет назад +28

      Mark likes to have "fun" with the pizza, if you know wut i mean 👌👈

  • @isabellamarston6903
    @isabellamarston6903 7 лет назад +910

    Marks recipe: crust, pizza
    Tyler's recipe: master, pizza
    Ethens recipe: sadness, flaky thing?

  • @tino1tony228
    @tino1tony228 5 лет назад +541

    The pantheon:
    Tyler: god of cheese
    Ethan: god of crust
    Mark, the returned: god of sausage

    • @arbsallaku6478
      @arbsallaku6478 4 года назад

      Where is the sauce

    • @michaelborges9809
      @michaelborges9809 4 года назад +4

      Mark produces the sauce as a sausage god

    • @drugget
      @drugget 4 года назад +2

      Ethans the god of disappointment

    • @cellva1682
      @cellva1682 4 года назад

      Their partners must be so pleased

  • @ccdraws2759
    @ccdraws2759 2 года назад +39

    I love how focused Tyler is while Mark and Ethan are just there laughing their asses off talking about the stone 🤣

  • @sabrinasteele6958
    @sabrinasteele6958 7 лет назад +4582

    Tyler: *explains his complicated and professional pizza*
    Mark: .....ok

  • @lizlenihan3445
    @lizlenihan3445 4 года назад +3636

    2017 》 "When we make pizza~ We make love~"
    2020 》 "Its the dance of Italy, woah woah woah"

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 3 года назад +3583

    “How’s your ass?”
    “You’re about to die.”

  • @kartulimardikas
    @kartulimardikas 2 года назад +25

    Okay, so I'm from Estonia. It's really beautiful, but it's a small and unrecognized country and hearing you mention it was amazing. Thanks for making my day better!

  • @bigchungus2422
    @bigchungus2422 5 лет назад +413

    15:30 judges: it tastes like pizza
    Mark: *complete joy courses through body*

  • @redangelofpreventingharm
    @redangelofpreventingharm 4 года назад +618

    Mark and Ethan: laughing to death
    Tyler: happily twirling his dough in the corner

    • @maia7436
      @maia7436 4 года назад +12

      this is the summary of Markiplier Makes

  • @verliezero
    @verliezero 4 года назад +582

    "is that your Italian?"
    "uNFoRtuNAtelY"
    mood

    • @CoDMcamper03
      @CoDMcamper03 3 года назад

      I am Italian and I don't appreciate the fact that there's pineapple on pizza...

    • @SethiKinsGaming
      @SethiKinsGaming Месяц назад

      @@CoDMcamper03 blame the Canadians for Hawaiian pizza lol.
      (as an added P.S, I love Hawaiian pizza, and I _will_ die on that hill.)

  • @Vili.K
    @Vili.K 2 года назад +28

    7:35 Tyler's just making a pretty good looking pie while everything is happening

  • @peridotshewolf148
    @peridotshewolf148 6 лет назад +559

    I like how inmost of these it goes like this.
    Tyler: Actually tries
    Mark: half ass tries
    Ethan: Fails completely

  • @topi3609
    @topi3609 5 лет назад +903

    2 Americans, 1 half Korean American making Italian pizza while playing what sounds like Russian music
    Mr. Worldwide

    • @steph4668
      @steph4668 5 лет назад +24

      The music is Italian...

    • @topi3609
      @topi3609 5 лет назад +15

      Stephaney Bolton-Benson yeah I was confused on that because I’ve heard Russian music close to it

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 5 лет назад +7

      @@steph4668 it feels like stereotypical Italian music that is really American or something

    • @morgan77
      @morgan77 5 лет назад +5

      Sofia Botero 1 acne man

    • @ashiyyn
      @ashiyyn 5 лет назад

      *W H E E Z E*

  • @gencarlozo8018
    @gencarlozo8018 6 лет назад +324

    It's been a full goddamn year and I'm STILL not over "the Stone" bit

    • @tobiassassin5608
      @tobiassassin5608 6 лет назад +3

      Gen C same here

    • @jacobpeacy4003
      @jacobpeacy4003 6 лет назад +13

      the comforting flavor of his dad's ass

    • @wabalwab1126
      @wabalwab1126 6 лет назад +7

      have you noticed that mark called it the brick first then the stone? lol

    • @ryswyk5894
      @ryswyk5894 6 лет назад +2

      I still come back to this video to rewatch the stone bit when I’m sad, I can’t get over it lmao

    • @hummingbee_
      @hummingbee_ 6 лет назад

      Same

  • @WelcomeVisitors
    @WelcomeVisitors 3 года назад +101

    Mark: starts talking bout the stone
    Me: having Unus Annus flashbacks

  • @laylatucker2098
    @laylatucker2098 4 года назад +832

    Ethan and Mark: *Talking about Mark’s dads ass and dying of laughter*
    Tyler: *ignoring what they’re saying and focusing really hard to win*

    • @juliamuresan3058
      @juliamuresan3058 4 года назад +3

      Ur Shrexy but loses

    • @kavansamant6871
      @kavansamant6871 4 года назад

      @@juliamuresan3058 He didnt just lose he got swept

    • @blink3812
      @blink3812 4 года назад +2

      Mark:Wins all 3 categories
      Tyler:Smiles while slowly dying inside

    • @elleanorfoxe4144
      @elleanorfoxe4144 4 года назад

      And then not even winning one category 😭😭

  • @8-byteturtle669
    @8-byteturtle669 4 года назад +2115

    Mark: wins
    Tyler: gets 2nd
    Ethan: *eats chunks of pineapple in shame*
    edit: my most liked comment is about a broken man eating pineapple, neat.

    • @iwasneverhere5899
      @iwasneverhere5899 4 года назад +17

      poor ethan :(

    • @lillyhaynes9827
      @lillyhaynes9827 4 года назад +69

      I’ve watched there’re of these videos in a row and every one ends the same. Mark wins, Tyler is the closest to trying, and Ethan makes some weird grey overcooked thing

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 4 года назад +4

      @@lillyhaynes9827 that's the whole point of the show

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 года назад +24

      Which I find astonishing since Tyler's was the one they went back for seconds for

    • @XemiEmi
      @XemiEmi 4 года назад +4

      I thought Eef's pizza looked best (aka. most delicious. So delicious in fact, that I started to want pizza out of nowhere-)..

  • @RogueGhoulSenpai
    @RogueGhoulSenpai 4 года назад +1290

    I like to think that Mark's dad would so go along with Mark's stories.

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 3 года назад +93

      I imagine his going along with the bit and trying so hard not to burst out laughing.

    • @mirstrikesback
      @mirstrikesback 3 года назад +18

      What happened to Mark’s dad? Did he die?

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 3 года назад +64

      @@mirstrikesback yes, he unfortunately passed away when Mark was 18 I believe. It was cancer.

    • @mirstrikesback
      @mirstrikesback 3 года назад +55

      @@whateverworksmate.721 oh, that’s really unfortunate, he was a great man judging from Mark’s stories. Thank you for telling me

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 3 года назад +19

      @@mirstrikesback You're welcome. I got all of that from Mark's Draw my Life video btw.

  • @at0minic
    @at0minic 2 года назад +13

    18:00
    Don't focus on anything but Tyler's face and emotions throughout the judging

  • @dehpandaking9381
    @dehpandaking9381 6 лет назад +715

    Is it just me, or is it really cute how much Tyler has changed? Like when we first saw him, he seemed to be so shy, and unwilling to act strange. But now, he stares into marks eyes and they share grunts.

    • @xlordx4960
      @xlordx4960 6 лет назад +18

      And when he lost look at his face it looks like Satan was waiting for them to stop recording

    • @somerandomguy167
      @somerandomguy167 6 лет назад +19

      Was it just me, or was Tyler a twig when he joined and now he's a fucking goliath

    • @chaos383
      @chaos383 6 лет назад +1

      So true

    • @cinnybass7234
      @cinnybass7234 6 лет назад +1

      that last sentence sounded really gay.

    • @_allthelonelynights_9148
      @_allthelonelynights_9148 6 лет назад +3

      4:20

  • @miriammm1476
    @miriammm1476 5 лет назад +1955

    Gordon Ramsay: **sweat pouring down forehead**

    • @WyllFyr3
      @WyllFyr3 5 лет назад +9

      MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas i love your name here lmao

    • @syddieb
      @syddieb 5 лет назад +7

      how do i retweet a comment

    • @miriammm1476
      @miriammm1476 5 лет назад +3

      @@WyllFyr3 thanks!

    • @Irisfantasies
      @Irisfantasies 5 лет назад +10

      FINALLY.... some good fucking food!

    • @eeveecash4276
      @eeveecash4276 5 лет назад +1

      MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas *Ramsay

  • @finnfromadventuretime1245
    @finnfromadventuretime1245 5 лет назад +866

    Mark:Anyone know what movie that’s from?
    Ethan:Uh uh Beauty And The Beast
    Mark:No
    Mark: *looks at Tyler*
    Tyler: *doesnt answer*
    Mark:wrong..

    • @ashleyomg1360
      @ashleyomg1360 5 лет назад

      Me

    • @ashleyomg1360
      @ashleyomg1360 5 лет назад

      K bye

    • @dreams7452
      @dreams7452 5 лет назад +8

      Dude, Tyler was so focused 😆
      Ethan and Mark were over there have fits of laughter and Tyler was just like "Must. Keep. Working"

    • @alonlychicken6703
      @alonlychicken6703 5 лет назад +2

      I’m really curious what movie that’s from though

    • @thaddeusthiccthighs1224
      @thaddeusthiccthighs1224 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you for pointing out things that happen

  • @FatherNjord6060
    @FatherNjord6060 2 года назад +32

    Amy: it taste's like pizza!
    Mark: *happy steps in the background*

  • @ShadowLenahan
    @ShadowLenahan 7 лет назад +2253

    Ethan: makes a bs flakey pizza
    Mark: makes a bs thick crust
    Tyler: MAKES A MINI MASTERPIECE
    Mark wins....

    • @Morganlh99
      @Morganlh99 7 лет назад +49

      Shadow Lenahan how it usually goes

    • @azraeltarquin7946
      @azraeltarquin7946 7 лет назад +40

      Shadow Lenahan I know that what I was thinking, it's rigged, but mark is still entertaining.

    • @laretus
      @laretus 7 лет назад +92

      They gotta keep the multi-millionaire who pays their salaries happy

    • @donnaboyd5960
      @donnaboyd5960 7 лет назад +10

      Shadow Lenahan Thicc crust.

    • @tamarabowles5431
      @tamarabowles5431 7 лет назад +124

      Shadow Lenahan he's dating one of the judges it's rigged

  • @slugg8378
    @slugg8378 5 лет назад +842

    Tyler: *works super hard on pizza*
    Mark: *wins*

    • @harleystired
      @harleystired 5 лет назад +34

      Every Markiplier Makes Video Ever😑😑😂😂

    • @telability2104
      @telability2104 5 лет назад +9

      THANKS FOR SPOILING IT

    • @adawithoutnose
      @adawithoutnose 5 лет назад +21

      @@telability2104 that is why i read comments only after video maaan

    • @fffernsw4dl539
      @fffernsw4dl539 5 лет назад +28

      I respect Tyler for that because Im also competitive as shit, even if its not something Im good at😂😂😂.

    • @slugg8378
      @slugg8378 5 лет назад +3

      @@telability2104 no problem m8

  • @cubaku
    @cubaku 5 лет назад +179

    7:46
    Perfectly describes all the Markiplier Makes.
    Ethan: "I can't do that with mine..."
    Mark: "I don't wanna do that with mine."
    Tyler: *I must do that with mine*

  • @strangepineapples3375
    @strangepineapples3375 3 года назад +25

    10:35 *Tyler, britishly:* i need sauce

  • @septiccomics0968
    @septiccomics0968 5 лет назад +463

    8:10
    Ethan: LMAO
    Mark: **slowly caressing pizza dough**
    Tyler: **perfecting pizza dough like a professional pizza maker**

  • @katakatsuki3466
    @katakatsuki3466 5 лет назад +591

    I love how Mark and Ethan are just goofing off and crying laughing about the stone and Tyler is just diligently making his pizza

  • @blake3967
    @blake3967 3 года назад +953

    "Mark: The Sausage-"
    Ethan's face for the next ten minutes: 🔴

  • @kireo8842
    @kireo8842 3 года назад +142

    ethan: looking cute
    mark: looking handsome
    tyler: looking dashing

    • @kaliemetcalf5869
      @kaliemetcalf5869 Год назад +1

      They are all blessed by the story of the stone

  • @kaileywilson4220
    @kaileywilson4220 7 лет назад +673

    Literally every time they do something good involved Ethan and Mark become memes and Tyler stays silent making masterpieces 😂😂

  • @imslothed
    @imslothed 3 года назад +4780

    “I think we are ready to put it in” Then I got a pregnancy ad

    • @tcr671
      @tcr671 3 года назад +21

      Hundredth like

    • @thebestcartoonistever
      @thebestcartoonistever 3 года назад +10

      🤣

    • @pan_crow_317
      @pan_crow_317 3 года назад +18

      Oh- ok 😂

    • @TheStig_TG
      @TheStig_TG 3 года назад +10

      @@tcr671 😐

    • @raajanand2
      @raajanand2 3 года назад +61

      Given how accurate google's advertisement algorithm is, maybe take a test or make your partner take one?

  • @hoppsasaurus9219
    @hoppsasaurus9219 4 года назад +2460

    How is it that in every Markiplier makes ethans food is grey

  • @truedude
    @truedude Год назад +8

    Mark and Ethan: giggling like maniacs
    Tyler: s u p e r concentration

  • @katelyn9492
    @katelyn9492 7 лет назад +3251

    8:00
    I love how Mark and Ethan are dying of laughter while Tyler is super focused on the pizza 😂

    • @kiroakimada2775
      @kiroakimada2775 7 лет назад +16

      Katelyn Krewson
      lol true dat.

    • @professortaco2382
      @professortaco2382 7 лет назад +15

      Katelyn Krewson that was the whole video

    • @mintymaster6498
      @mintymaster6498 7 лет назад +12

      Katelyn Krewson meanwhile I'm dying of laughter from them laughing 😂

    • @ditto5068
      @ditto5068 7 лет назад +6

      Katelyn Krewson that's every video

    • @zacharycoy395
      @zacharycoy395 7 лет назад

      Katelyn Krewson i

  • @jencheese9994
    @jencheese9994 4 года назад +233

    Amy and Kathryn : compliments Tyler’s pizza
    Mark and Ethan : I see you have betrayed us

  • @turkeybiskit647
    @turkeybiskit647 6 лет назад +550

    Ethan Recipe:
    1700 Cups of Flour
    2 Ounces of anything else needed for a pizza
    Bake at 32 degrees Fahrenheit for a solid 8 years
    Add toppings
    Bake again
    Done!

  • @theimmortalelmo8151
    @theimmortalelmo8151 Год назад +10

    The beginning song was the beginning of the dance of Italy…..

  • @somerandomgirlwholikeswrit9236
    @somerandomgirlwholikeswrit9236 4 года назад +5067

    Tyler: *The professional adult.*
    Mark: *The decent teen.*
    Ethan: *The inexperienced child.*
    Edit: Holy fuzz buckets this blew up thanks-

    • @zackiechan2601
      @zackiechan2601 4 года назад +88

      *THE INEXPERIENCED BABEE*

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 4 года назад +6

      @@nousername8162 lmfao

    • @ekremslayer3389
      @ekremslayer3389 4 года назад +55

      Tyler: *Can actually make something good*
      Mark: *Most enthusiasm, some skill*
      Ethan: *tries his best but cant succeed*

    • @somerandomgirlwholikeswrit9236
      @somerandomgirlwholikeswrit9236 4 года назад +7

      You people are amazing. 😂😂😂

    • @fluffysatyr23
      @fluffysatyr23 4 года назад +27

      i loved the part where mark talked about the legendary stone, and Tyler was the only one not laughing. he was just looking at them like:
      you fools

  • @biddleeewho4181
    @biddleeewho4181 4 года назад +231

    Ethan: Tries and dies
    Tyler: Tries and does great but still loses
    Mark: messes around and wins

  • @xpixiewolfx
    @xpixiewolfx 5 лет назад +1196

    Ethan's recipe for disas-I mean pizza.
    Empty packet of yeast into bowl (after flicking packet to wake up the yeast)
    Add 1-2 capfulls of oil to the yeast
    Add roughly 2 scoops (with small childlike hands) of all purpose enriched flower to mix.
    Add a pinch of sugar and an amount of salt (according to hair colour) to the bowl.
    Mix thoroughly with fingers whilst contimplating your mistakes in life.
    Add another handful of flour (bringing the total to three small child sized hands of flour)
    Resume mixing whilst grunting and making eye contact with fellow pizza artisans.
    Caress "dough"(?) In the palms untill it forms a small ball before coating in flour.
    Continue caressing the "dough" and cover in oil (in preparation to give it a sensual massage)
    Place abomination upon worktop and look upon it in shame before burring it in flower.
    Flatten it between palms before patting it down gently on the worktop, repeat 2 to 3 times.
    Place base upon a cooking tray and rub down with oil.
    More patting .
    Poor a small amount of sauce into the centre of the base and smooth out with fingertips.
    Patpatpat and eat some pepperoni
    Add the smallest amount of cheese, be sure not to add more then a thimbles worth.
    Take the largest cubes of pineapple available and add to pizza.
    Take the most unappetising and disgusting ham available and tear into pieces before adding around available space.
    Cook until done.
    Eat, regret.
    Bon appetit.

    • @linkfanx
      @linkfanx 5 лет назад +45

      So fucking accurate.

    • @annm6490
      @annm6490 5 лет назад +31

      I’m making this pizza and watch it taste better

    • @xpixiewolfx
      @xpixiewolfx 5 лет назад +13

      @@annm6490 let us know how it turns out!

    • @linkfanx
      @linkfanx 5 лет назад +8

      @@annm6490 Yeah let us know.

    • @linkfanx
      @linkfanx 5 лет назад +16

      @@xpixiewolfx (He might be dead.)

  • @Ethan-io4ku
    @Ethan-io4ku 2 года назад +10

    Ethan is like a good cook so idk how he failed this!
    JUSTICE FOR ETHANS COOKING

  • @weirdroadkill
    @weirdroadkill 3 года назад +3780

    Katherine: “careful, the bottom will fall out”
    Ethan two years later: “my ass is gonna shoot out from the unders!!”

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 3 года назад +144

      No soggy bottoms

    • @weirdroadkill
      @weirdroadkill 3 года назад +87

      @@borbleborb4586 no soggy bottoms 😔😔😔

    • @sadxtimez
      @sadxtimez 3 года назад +39

      @@borbleborb4586 No soggy bottoms here :c

    • @pastry_moss3137
      @pastry_moss3137 3 года назад +24

      @@borbleborb4586 No soggy bottoms

    • @Trashhhboaatt
      @Trashhhboaatt 3 года назад +21

      @@borbleborb4586 no soggy bottoms

  • @dermin5840
    @dermin5840 5 лет назад +341

    I can feel Tyler's jealousy when the "judges" said that Mark wins lol 😂

    • @mewudon
      @mewudon 5 лет назад +36

      I almost feel bad for him lmao

    • @starkiller6238
      @starkiller6238 5 лет назад +15

      You can see it in his face

  • @gardenpartymassacre209
    @gardenpartymassacre209 4 года назад +1089

    Ngl, felt a little hurt in my heart when I watched Tyler win no categories after putting in so much well-thought effort into his pizza, like I’m not one for eating pizza a lot but I could tell that Tyler’s one was great

    • @vybrr5
      @vybrr5 4 года назад +11

      Julian Calzo i agree

    • @stephendonovan9084
      @stephendonovan9084 4 года назад +35

      Well if it helps, just keep in mind that just as Mark swept the first-place votes, Tyler definitely swept the second-place votes.

    • @X3na0nPaw2
      @X3na0nPaw2 4 года назад +2

      @JulianCalzo Same bro same
      *edit* I wanted to see if it would work if I put in on my own but it did not :'c

    • @plexy5154
      @plexy5154 4 года назад

      @@X3na0nPaw2 lmAo

    • @X3na0nPaw2
      @X3na0nPaw2 4 года назад +3

      @@plexy5154 wHy ThAnK yOu
      and yes i do check on something when i get a notification for it U_U i was in the mid of watching a vid and yet i saw dis pop up and i was like: I GOT A REPLY :D IM SO LONELY BUT I FINNALY HAVE A PERSON THAT NOTICES MEH

  • @randoiguess
    @randoiguess 3 года назад +36

    Today, I baked my own pizza, it it was delicious. The crust was a bit thin and flour-y, but still good. I put a little garlic spread on the crust, but I should have just left it out. I put creole seasoning and red pepper flakes in it, and that was really good. The crust wasn’t a circle, though, it looked more like Ireland than an ellipse. One of the best pizzas I’ve ever had though, partially because I made it myself. I am also legally a Lord, so that makes me Lord Rando the Pizza Maker.
    I made another today. The dough was still pretty flour-y, but this time it was too thick. Still really good, though.

    • @seanrahmoeller6325
      @seanrahmoeller6325 3 года назад +1

      That’s awesome!

    • @bashfulwolfo6499
      @bashfulwolfo6499 3 года назад +1

      Although I hate pizza, I’ve always wanted to make one! It seems so fun honestly, and I got a entire household that would gladly eat the pizza for me lmao.
      Hopefully I get to make one someday soon

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Год назад

      🌹🐧

  • @NicheNobody
    @NicheNobody 4 года назад +2030

    Little did the amateurs know this would evolve into:
    *ThE daNcE Of iTaLy WoAh wOAh WoaH*

  • @marinettedupain-cheng3384
    @marinettedupain-cheng3384 3 года назад +839

    It's crazy to look back and realize how much closer Mark and Ethan became. They went from complete strangers, to handshakes, to hugging, to crying with each other. A beautiful friendship I couldn't dream of losing.

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 2 года назад +66

      Don't forget literally running around naked around one another.

    • @mikebakster2540
      @mikebakster2540 2 года назад +45

      And pee sauna

    • @Ava_key_
      @Ava_key_ Год назад +9

      What about the backflip

    • @jiffey4086
      @jiffey4086 Год назад +13

      [REDACTED] was really markiplier makes but no tyler and a LOT more nudity

    • @kaliemetcalf5869
      @kaliemetcalf5869 Год назад +1

      @@mikebakster2540 and the drinking of pee

  • @amandawinter9066
    @amandawinter9066 7 лет назад +307

    Tyler: Professional Showoff
    Mark: Experienced fischbachian
    Ethan: That...

  • @Liv_themushroom
    @Liv_themushroom 2 года назад +4

    It's fun to come back to these older videos and see what's changed and what's stayed the same. No matter what, they always bring a smile 😊

  • @aftontuber9500
    @aftontuber9500 3 года назад +2776

    brain cell level
    mark:0%
    ethan:0%
    tyler:5%

  • @sekoquin9935
    @sekoquin9935 5 лет назад +1106

    Tyler: Puts his blood, sweat, and tears into his delicious double layered, stuffed crust pizza. Doesn't joke or laugh this video. Just concentrates HARD. Seeks much needed attention. Still ends up losing.
    Amazing try Tyler!
    Mark: Puts little to no effort into his work. Still takes pride in what he's made. Jokes are constantly flowing out of his mouth. Still ends up winning against Tyler's double layered, stuffed crust pizza that's beautiful just because he had a heart shaped pizza. Well done Mark!
    Ethan: Always adds too much of something. Jokes even more (if possible) then Mark. Good try Ethan.

  • @bush_kit
    @bush_kit 3 года назад +759

    Ethan and mark: **singing joyously**
    Tyler: *w t f a m i d o i n g h e r e i d k i m b e i n g h e l d c a p t i v e p l e a s e s e n d h e l p*

    • @LoveYou-rt6bx
      @LoveYou-rt6bx Год назад +3

      400 likes and no replies? let me help with that a year later lol

    • @l.j.8161
      @l.j.8161 Год назад +2

      459 likes and only one reply let me fix that

    • @bush_kit
      @bush_kit Год назад +2

      lol I forgot this comment existed

  • @ona512
    @ona512 2 года назад +2

    dozing in and out of sleep cycling through the same 12 markiplier makes videos i've concluded something:
    mark's cooking: generally confident but always has that _one_ mistake
    ethan's cooking: cursed food connoisseur (to some, it's appealing (me))
    tyler's cooking: is just good at cooking; makes the control recipe that Amy wants

  • @ryanlowe5681
    @ryanlowe5681 4 года назад +473

    You wanna make the best butt impression on the stone
    *you call heapass*

    • @averagecrusader5509
      @averagecrusader5509 4 года назад +7

      NOT HEAPASS, NOT AGAIN!

    • @christhatdude4083
      @christhatdude4083 4 года назад +11

      Do not mess with Heapass

    • @drbens549
      @drbens549 4 года назад

      Imprint*
      Sry for being grammar police, but I just had to

    • @MattieBear
      @MattieBear 4 года назад

      @@drbens549 impression and imprint are 2 different things, no need to apologize because their sentence literally just wouldn't make sense if you didn't know what they were talking about. You are in the right 👍👍👍