Markiplier Makes: Pizza
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2017
- It's time for PIZZA!! Get ready to learn from the best about this classic Italian dish!
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"Is that your Italian?" Just wait until 1 man 100 accents, Mark.
*tiny hands eminem*
I miss 1 man 100 accents 😭
@@ay-leck1369 ive never missed anything more than i miss 1 man 100 accents
I’m sad the dance of Italy has become illegal
@@cookiemonster1597 imma smooth criminal
**Italy cringes in the distance**
+Assassin Games True. I just can't even...I don't understand
Assasin Games
XD
I see we have invaded the comments lol
while we cringe at their meme
Assasin Games As a person with Italian heritage, I can confirm this comment states the truth.
“How’s your ass?”
“You’re about to die.”
The perfect sequence for those words
In the pizza
Googling your symptoms basically
Can 3 people unlike this post
I’ll take out of context for 200 alex
Tyler: actually tries
Mark: doesn’t try, somehow turns out good
Ethan: “Random bullshit, go!”
Ethan:random bullshit i choose you!!
@@bri______ no
uh, i think That its from a comic or something
here it is:
Guy 1: random bullshit, GO!!!(he throws a bunch of knives and ninja stars)
Guy 2: guy 1, random bullshit doesnt work anymore, remember?
Guy 1: oh shit, uhh, RandomER bullshit, GO!!!
@@TheCelining I thought it was from an edited moon knight comic.
@@Ian-wn5lc it is
It turns out, Heapass was the hidden 4th alter in Moon Knight
"Did it hit you right in the nuts?"
"Yes"
me: *N U T B A L L: THE MOST **_DANGEROUS_** GAME*
Memento mori
I remember that.. :( Momento Mori...
Rip
😢
You’re about 3 years too early...
2017 》 "When we make pizza~ We make love~"
2020 》 "Its the dance of Italy, woah woah woah"
😂😂
your profile picture is adorable
You don’t make love. You make pie.
GOT THE 10 HOUR LOOP READY!
I could HEAR IT IN MY SOUL
Tyler in Markiplier makes: **trying hard to win**
Ethan in Markiplier makes: **tries hard but makes a fool of himself**
Mark: *I was too poor to-*
Love you Amy hope you love me to all the ass jokes not as good 😉😉😘😘
Perfect summary
But I was too poor to understand
*"I G R E W U P P O O R"*
Mark: *I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS!*
@@kaishen4285*Are you close??*
Ethan: *trying to comprehend life*
Tyler: *actually trying*
Mark: I. WAS. POOR.
It’s a miracle none of them have gotten food poisoning yet.
ok satan i-
They should make “markiplier cooks meat with unintended consequences”
Lol, four shadowing (oof i dunno how spell)
Yep
For the last comment and original comment
Ethan’s recipe
Ingredients:
Yeast 1 packet
Flour 2 handfuls
Olive oil
Salt
Water
4 pieces of fresh pineapple
Pieces of ham with holes
Tomato sauce
Mozzarella cheese
Steps:
[Making the dough]
Put yeast in bowl
Put tiny cup of olive oil
Add some lukewarm water
Put flour next
Add a pinch of salt
Mix without making moaning sounds
Take dough out and spread a handful of flour on it
Gently tap the dough instead of kneading it for about 1 minute
Add an unreasonable amount of olive oil before the 5 minute preparation is done
Let the dough prove for about 30 minutes.
[Adding toppings to pizza]
Continue to tap on the dough while adding flour to the top of it
Roll the dough up into a ball and toss it between both your hands
Reform dough back into a circle
Get a tray and flour it up (don’t ask why)
Place your dough semi center to the tray
Glaze the surface of the dough with more olive oil for some unknown reason while talking about normal family dinners
Add 4-5 drips of tomato sauce and glaze the top of your pizza
Add 2 pinches of cheese, make sure you can still see more sauce than cheese
Add 4 pieces of fresh pineapple
Add several pieces of ham with holes
[Final steps]
Put pizza into oven and let it cook until crust is semi golden and has burned flour and cheese on the sides.
Cut into 4 slices
Congratulations you have created Ethan’s croissant topped with tomato sauce, some shreds of mozzarella, 4 pineapple and some ham. Please rate this recipe as the perfect pizza :)
the fact you typed all this out makes me happy and idk why
You fucking mad lad. You actually fucking did it
You are a true fucking mad lad I'm so proud of you
...it’s called flour???
Very nice, and a little concerning
@@robynnhoud4001 yeah, it's flour. For the longest time when I was younger I thought it was spelled like a "flower" (u know, like a flower 🌺) but then my family informed me otherwise 😅
As an overachiever with social anxiety, I really feel represented by Tyler in these Markiplier makes episodes. Him completely zoned out working meticulously on this small task that, in the grand scheme of things, isn’t that important while Mark and Ethan goof off and die laughing is such a mood
You win! Your comment isn't generic or overused and it's actually interesting! Here's your prize. A penguin!
🗡️🐧
Look out! He's got a weapon!
@@sleepykitty8918 I want a penguin :(. Is the penguin trained in knife wielding or just has a knife?
@@perseus_0884 Both :3
Here's a penguin for you!
🪓 🐧
..... Whoops
@@perseus_0884 seems like a custom weapon, so probably yeah
Im all three, I have adhd so I can get distracted easily and can relate to Ethan and Mark, but when I'm hyper focused I turn into Tyler
How to make Ethan's crusty pizza:
Yeast.
Water. Tablespoon ish?
handful of flour.
All finger pinch of sugar.
Pinch ish of salt
Another handful of flour.
Take out of bowl.
Handful of flour (again)
Kneed the dough.
Tablespoon of olive oil.
Be ashamed of your pizza, and hide it in flour
~
Make into ball.
Lay down flat
Add around a couple tablespoons of olive oil.
Small amount of pizza sauce (pat in)
Cheese.
Four pineapple (per slice)
Weird ham in between pineapple.
Eat some pineapple
~
Cook
Cut into four pieces.
Enjoy the crusty pizza
You forgot to hide the entire thing in flour can't forget that, it's a v important step lol
@@weirdo6462 oh yes, my apologies, you have to be ashamed of your pizza, and hide it in flour, adding that now.
I would love to try it
I'm legit going to save this recipe just to show how my cooking skills are so bad that I can make this even "better"
Can someone please do this to see if it turns out somewhat the same way
mark and ethan: *talking about mark's dad's ass*
me: *mesmerized by tyler's pizza dough spinning*
InkyStory 7:19
idiot i love your pfp its awesome
Me was 1000th like
Me too
Wait they were talking about something......?
I completely forgot that this was the origin of the Ass Stone ™
I watched unus annus but I can’t remember the ass stone. Can you remind me of the video that it was from
@@ryansarbello7047 Remaking marks childhood memories or something
I can’t remember what they cooked on the stone. What was it?
The Dark Arts eggs lmao
This got trademarked lol, remember when they cooked eggs on it?
Mark and Ethan = Me and my friend laughing our asses off
Tyler = My other friend just trying to eat his goddamn lunch
This was my entire lunch experience in middle and high school-
@@atomicunicorngaming its the same for me
The sheer comedy of Mark saying, "I had such tough competition with Tyler," and then turning to Ethan and falling dead silent- remarkable. XD
“P-papa? May I have some s a u s a g e ?”
“Sure son, let me heat our s t o n e .”
No.
YES
YES lol
Mark: *oiling up the stone*
Dad: *comes out from upstairs in a red robe*
Mark: Papa..the stone is ready for you
Dad: thank you my son...now..it’s time to feast
Mark: *excited face* :D
y e s
Tyler: *explains his complicated and professional pizza*
Mark: .....ok
nice profile pic ;)
nice name
nnjnn
like your photo you must like panic at the disco because i do
I like ur name and profile pic
4:45
Mark: grunting while demolishing the dough
Tyler: calmly kneading dough
Ethan: OIL
Tyler: *trying to focus*
Mark and Ethan: *Dolphin noises intensifies*
Tyler is that one friend who is scarily good at EVERYTHING
And Ethan is that one friend needs assistance for everything
And Mark is just average.
goLDEN
But of course, Mark always steals the spotlight because he's the main star.
Showbusiness is a rough mistress.
this is all so true tho
also i'm watching tyler toss the pizza dough and i'm speechless he's so good
These videos are basically:
Tyler: tries really hard and succeeds
Ethan: tries but fails
Mark: doesn't try and accidentally does well
My favorite is when Tyler doesn't succeed or do that well but comes up with any bullshit excuse to say it's good
@@brocksells197 at least he actually try unlike mark or Ethan.
It’s the dance of Italy woah woah woah woah
and all of them collectively using too much flour
Im italian and i say ethan and tyler is way better
The professionalism of tyler vs ethan and mark being adult children is hilarious
I think it's because Ethan and Mark have adhd. As someone who also has adhd, this is exactly how i act lol
"It's me, Markiplier, the sausage."
I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT EVEN AFTER MONTHS AND YEARS THIS STILL KILLS ME.
“I think we are ready to put it in” Then I got a pregnancy ad
Hundredth like
🤣
Oh- ok 😂
@@tcr671 😐
Given how accurate google's advertisement algorithm is, maybe take a test or make your partner take one?
Ethan doesnt have to feel bad about himself cuz me and a few friends got drunk toghether and decided we needed to make pizza. We put milk into the dough. We made enough dough to feed a whole ass family. We made the sauce by squeezing out tomatoes and throwing some spices in that we found in a cabinet. We ate the whole thing and miraculously survived.
This comment is underrated
@@loganm2652 thanks! one of those friends is an aspiring cook btw
this comment made me cackle, have a like
Your user makes this 10x funnier
ur local drug addict I SMELL A PARXIE
Tyler actually knowing what he's doing is somehow the best part of this
And Mark still won! 😂😭💀
Amy: it taste's like pizza!
Mark: *happy steps in the background*
Mark: tries to do it logically
Tyler: does it right
Ethan: *tries*
This is how markiplier challenges go.
Yup
Xoxo Mars did you just... agree with yourself?
Xoxo Mars
so true XD
Xoxo Mars and together they make... pizza hut pizza because allot, looks nice and apparently done right... OR IS IT??
Tyler won the whole thing for me
i love how tyler is just doin his own thing wile mark and ethan are just dying about "the stone"
I was dying about the stone too.
@@5H4TT3R3D same
Hello past MaskedGaming! Guess what? THEY ACTUALLY USED THE STONE! Nice prediction.
Mark was too poor to afford Pizza
I just said the same thing LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL "ThE StOnE"
Mark: starts talking bout the stone
Me: having Unus Annus flashbacks
ethan: looking cute
mark: looking handsome
tyler: looking dashing
They are all blessed by the story of the stone
When they started singing about Italy the only thing I could think of was, “THE DANCE OF ITALY, W O A H, WOAH, wOah”
we need tyler in an unus annus vid
@@roalthevenemous I was just thinking the same thing
roal the venemous what would he add? mark and ethan are entertaining but tyler is just boring no offense
@@zombicat8556 It's just because he's the only normal one there lmaoo-
Am I the only one that really likes the disclaimer song hahaha
2:43 I just noticed their bowls are analogous to their height
Wow... that’s great
Omg ...
What is that mean?!?!
Actually if it was then Mark would have the biggest bowl
KawaiiPotato The bowls’ height corresponds to each person’s height in the video
They’re like a little taste for everyone. Tyler is the tall, soft, down-to-earth boi. Mark is the hunk of man-candy that even straight guys thirst over. Ethans the lanky, nerdy, never-will-“grow up” boi.
It sounds to me that ur not being nice to Eef, he is funny, skinny, child-hearted boi
@@kaliemetcalf5869agreed
oh boy did this comment not age well, Ethan whooped some ass in creator clash
Fr
As a straight man, I can confirm that I do thirst over Marki...
“Markiplier Makes” has such chaotic intros
Ethan: makes a bs flakey pizza
Mark: makes a bs thick crust
Tyler: MAKES A MINI MASTERPIECE
Mark wins....
Shadow Lenahan how it usually goes
Shadow Lenahan I know that what I was thinking, it's rigged, but mark is still entertaining.
They gotta keep the multi-millionaire who pays their salaries happy
Shadow Lenahan Thicc crust.
Shadow Lenahan he's dating one of the judges it's rigged
Tyler: *takes his pizza making so seriously and takes his time*
Mark: *wins all three categories*
Tyler: Am I a joke to you?
Tyler’s presentation shoulda won😂
@@user-ir5xz nah man marks had background he wins
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe you mean bruh what the fuck
Keep in mind mark did all of this while talking about his dads ass 😂
Tyler just silently working on his pizza while Mark and Ethan die of laughter talking about the stone is pretty much me in every school group project
I love how focused Tyler is while Mark and Ethan are just there laughing their asses off talking about the stone 🤣
😅
The intro song to this video walked so “The Dance of Italy” could run.
The dance of Italy~~~~~! Baba!!!
Dance of Italy: I remember making pizza on the stone warmed by my dads ass
We Love Italy: you were built to follow in my footsteps... *and exceed them*
Wait, so are you an Unus or an Annus?
Dance of italy ououououo it's a dance of it *boom*
@@komodosworld3199 I can’t choose, thus, I combined the two powers into one
Tyler: **breathes**
Ethan: *AIR IS GREAT!*
Mark: When I was a child, we were too poor to afford air.
Ethan: *hOW dId yOu bREAthE?*
Mark: . . . we took in carbon dioxide, *LIKE PLANTS*
The World: *. . .*
Sunshine Bubble The more you know.
lol
CO2 is part of air...he grew up in a vacuum essentially
"we didn't have lungs when was a child, we where to poor."
I'm your 666th like
10:35 *Tyler, britishly:* i need sauce
Okay, so I'm from Estonia. It's really beautiful, but it's a small and unrecognized country and hearing you mention it was amazing. Thanks for making my day better!
Little did the amateurs know this would evolve into:
*ThE daNcE Of iTaLy WoAh wOAh WoaH*
let us dance toko
@@Xx_Obsidian_Tears_xX YES
DANCE OF ITALYYY
@@bogmoss2821 WOAH WOAH WOAH
@@sophiedot7550 IT'S THE DANCE O ITALY
The intro in a nutshell:
Mark: Tryin his best
Ethan: being his theater/improv self
Tyler: **confused singing**
The fact that it worked tho
It worked
JAJAHABABAJANS
15:26
"best"
7:35 Tyler's just making a pretty good looking pie while everything is happening
18:00
Don't focus on anything but Tyler's face and emotions throughout the judging
Mark: wins
Tyler: gets 2nd
Ethan: *eats chunks of pineapple in shame*
edit: my most liked comment is about a broken man eating pineapple, neat.
poor ethan :(
I’ve watched there’re of these videos in a row and every one ends the same. Mark wins, Tyler is the closest to trying, and Ethan makes some weird grey overcooked thing
@@lillyhaynes9827 that's the whole point of the show
Which I find astonishing since Tyler's was the one they went back for seconds for
I thought Eef's pizza looked best (aka. most delicious. So delicious in fact, that I started to want pizza out of nowhere-)..
I love that Ethan is “the crust” when he’s consistently terrible at making crust
Hahahaha wait I didn’t even think about about that hahahah
I know yeah
it just works.
The pancakes he did win taste, they did say the crust was good and crispy
I didn’t see it 😪
cutest: ethan
funniest: mark
smartest: tyler
Mark and Ethan: giggling like maniacs
Tyler: s u p e r concentration
Tyler's like the frustrated elder sibling who's super serious about crafting and was forced by his mom to show his sugared-up younger sibling and the sibling's giggly friend how to do it.
As the elder sibling that has done this before. I can verify
you described it perfectly
and i’m a middle sibling
As an older sibling who has done something similar to this, I can confirm and back this up real good
I'm the youngest, constantly sugared-up Sibling. I can also confirm.
And then fails to do better then them.
I feel bad for the people who missed Unus Annus that never got to witness the power of the stone...
That video traumatized me as soon as they but the food in there mouth😣,sad part is,is that that's not even there most cursed video
@@spaghet-lessbonesauce2479 no we dont speak of that
@@spaghet-lessbonesauce2479 memories
@@spaghet-lessbonesauce2479 you are a brave soul
It is powerful
Yeah, I can 100% see why Ethan joined Mark for Unus Annus.
The beginning song was the beginning of the dance of Italy…..
brain cell level
mark:0%
ethan:0%
tyler:5%
@@AnEldritchBeing *Ë*
T
@@Nathanl2543 H
A
the blood of your child is on my face!!!
Mark and Ethan: Dying of Laughter over the stone
Tyler: Focusing on making his pizza like a responsible adult
*brick
mark's life before youtube when he was poor is a joke at this point 😂
And that’s why he didn’t win
Even adults can laugh at brick ass
Secret master chef lmaooo
Today, I baked my own pizza, it it was delicious. The crust was a bit thin and flour-y, but still good. I put a little garlic spread on the crust, but I should have just left it out. I put creole seasoning and red pepper flakes in it, and that was really good. The crust wasn’t a circle, though, it looked more like Ireland than an ellipse. One of the best pizzas I’ve ever had though, partially because I made it myself. I am also legally a Lord, so that makes me Lord Rando the Pizza Maker.
I made another today. The dough was still pretty flour-y, but this time it was too thick. Still really good, though.
That’s awesome!
Although I hate pizza, I’ve always wanted to make one! It seems so fun honestly, and I got a entire household that would gladly eat the pizza for me lmao.
Hopefully I get to make one someday soon
🌹🐧
Ethan is like that dude in class who's casual about his academics and does it because he has to, mark is the guy who does the work in the most creative way possible and Tyler is the guy who's very sincere about everything and tries to be a perfectionist
I love the fact that half of the video is:
Ethan and Mark: *laughing and joking about Fishbach family's stone*
Tyler: *actually trying to make pizza*
I laughed when I read this
yup XD
Sara Riva Tyler for the fucking win!
Sara Riva Tyler is concentrated in his pizza dough than mark and ethan
They actually made the dough wrong. It needs to sit for a bit so it can expand from the yeast.
I'm a nitpicking asshole.
Jesus Christ, I swear, Tyler is planning the most elaborate murder in the history of mankind.......
Emily is a Shorty lmao I know
LOL IKR!!!!!! His resting face is a murderous death stare lol, love it
Emily is a Shorty just look at his face when Mark got all three categories
Im pretty sure that's just his face..
Emily is a Shorty my ears are confused on what their singing.
Ethan is like a good cook so idk how he failed this!
JUSTICE FOR ETHANS COOKING
Reoccurring themes in markiplier makes: Mark does great, Taylor does good, Ethan does bad.
Ethan and Taylor have cool names, Mark having an inappropriate name.
When you’re from 2019 and laughing at Mark’s lack of ovens, now he has 5. He is a man with FIVE ovens.
Memay Sockk
Mark: “IM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS!... did you hear that? I’m a man with 5 ovens”
Lmao I can’t breathe😂
Samantha Doherty IKR 😂😂😂
@@maygel LIES
@@kou182 same I cried
When your wealth is measured in the amount of ovens you have, and you are a man with five ovens, you are very proud to be a man with five ovens. It's rare to become a man with five ovens. But here he is. A man with five ovens. Does any man even need that many ovens? That doesn't matter. Because he is a man. With five ovens.
"Papa Fischbach, may I have some warm milk?"
"Sure boy, let me heat up the stone."
i cant breatheeeeeeeee lmaoooooooooooooooooo
Thank you papa this milk is very good
I just love this
@@tylercraig4707 i choked on my water omfg
Child: Thank you Papa for milk I Wuv u so much, Papa do Wuv me two!!?
Papa : Yes I do
Child: Okay nigh nigh papa
Tyler INTENSELY staring down as he wins all the awards at the end like:
I worked HARD
I tried so much
ALL for THIS??
The "Take it all!!" reference Markiplier made I think is from Hulk (2003) when his giant blob father was absorbing all his gamma radiation and Bruce yells that line defiantly before they get nuked.
How is it that in every Markiplier makes ethans food is grey
Hoppsasaurus and in a small amount
Its because some of people arent as clearly skilled as tyler. xD
Gemini Jester clearly
OwlGrif LOL exactly
Hoppsasaurus haha!
Tyler: *The professional adult.*
Mark: *The decent teen.*
Ethan: *The inexperienced child.*
Edit: Holy fuzz buckets this blew up thanks-
*THE INEXPERIENCED BABEE*
@@nousername8162 lmfao
Tyler: *Can actually make something good*
Mark: *Most enthusiasm, some skill*
Ethan: *tries his best but cant succeed*
You people are amazing. 😂😂😂
i loved the part where mark talked about the legendary stone, and Tyler was the only one not laughing. he was just looking at them like:
you fools
dozing in and out of sleep cycling through the same 12 markiplier makes videos i've concluded something:
mark's cooking: generally confident but always has that _one_ mistake
ethan's cooking: cursed food connoisseur (to some, it's appealing (me))
tyler's cooking: is just good at cooking; makes the control recipe that Amy wants
I like how Mark and Ethan are dying of laughter and Tylers over there focusing
everytime they decide to create something, I've noticed something in each person:
Tyler: Very focused, makes it look beautiful, sometimes doesn't finish on time
Mark: does a good job but will always have fun or makes it funny
Ethan: "wtf am i doing"
The most accurate thing I've ever seen!
Arely Solis except for the sand castle one
It's more like
Tyler: works really hard, 100% focused, barely makes it on time
Mark: G R U N T I N G, makes it funny, doesn't really give a shit lol
Ethan: _help_
@@emblackett_x ikr
Ikr
Marks recipe: crust, pizza
Tyler's recipe: master, pizza
Ethens recipe: sadness, flaky thing?
Isa Marston 😂😂😂true tho
XD
Isa Marston Lol. ;D
i was here like 2 years ago and im back. still reminds me of the good old days
tyler is so precious, we must protect him at all costs
Ethan's recipe:
-Be born without cooking skills
-Add prepackaged yeast to bowl
-Add oil
-Add water
-Add a lot of flour
-mix thoroughly with hand
-*grunting makes the dough*
-Make sure your dough is a nice shade of g r a y
-cover with a blizzard of flour
-*look back on childhood*
-flatten dough
-add oil
-add thin layer of sauce
-*regret all choices*
-Add chez
-add pineapple (why?)
-Add infected ham
-Cook it on the "brick"
-*contemplate everything*
-Eat... wait don't.. please
This had me actually dying of laughter lmao
I laughed pretty hard at this
Fifi_101 just about 😂
J. Sal lol same
Fifi_101 pineapple is DA bomb!!!!!!!!
The chemistry of Unus Annus started young
Memento mori
Momento mori
Memento mori
Memento Mori
Memento mori
My favorite part of these videos is how they all three start out as best friends then legit start hating each other and then by the end they’re all friends again😂 also the random very incorrect facts mark and Ethan always tell tell throughout 😂😂😂
It's fun to come back to these older videos and see what's changed and what's stayed the same. No matter what, they always bring a smile 😊
*thinks mark is just making a cute heart shaped pizza*
"Nope it's a dick"
XD it's always the dicks
Cortney Brocious my friend went y is he making a heart till he see it oh nvm 😂 it's a fucking dick
Alexi_ Gaming lol 😂😂😂
Cortney Brocious isn't it always
Heh... shoulda seen that comin
Mark: Ethan, 'the crust' Nestor
Ethan: *Fails at crust*
Guinea Girl sh don’t say that he’ll come for you
More like
Ethan "The Crusty" Nestor
😎😎😎😎
*When Heepas tries to do the crust, Heepas don't think...HE DOES.*
A lot of people I know don't like the crust :/
''Fails at crust'' Interesting...
Nothing quite like a home cooked meal
4 years later and this video still make me laugh so hard
Ethan: the crust
Tyler: the cheese
Mark: the *SaUsAgE*
*spits out hotdog*
Right when i read the sausage he said it in the video
grim gaming same
Sosig
The perfect combo 👌
ethans recipe:
broken dreams
ham
pineapple
probably blue hair
marks recipe:
winner-ness
memories
brick
a heart
tylers recipe:
ACTUAL pizza
leaf
...
there might be the blood of his enemies in there...
*clap* yep normal pizzas!
Tyler does have these evil eyes at 1:09
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love how Tyler is so focused while everyone else is chaotic
0:10 - the original dance of italy
Mark: "We didn't even have an oven."
Also mark: "I AM A MAAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIVE OVENS!"
I think he's compensating for something.
His poor childhood
The Fischbach family StOnE
btw 7 just letting you know i counted.
hmm this is an old vid tho he may not? he said that in the vid where he made creme brulee
420
Katherine: “careful, the bottom will fall out”
Ethan two years later: “my ass is gonna shoot out from the unders!!”
No soggy bottoms
@@borbleborb4586 no soggy bottoms 😔😔😔
@@borbleborb4586 No soggy bottoms here :c
@@borbleborb4586 No soggy bottoms
@@borbleborb4586 no soggy bottoms
*THE DANCE OF ITALY, WOWOWO, IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY-*
“Stoned baked pizza”
Mark…….you’re not talking about…..that stone are you? Ah, the memories my friends. Time to warm up the stone my friends
Gordon Ramsay: **sweat pouring down forehead**
MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas i love your name here lmao
how do i retweet a comment
@@WyllFyr3 thanks!
FINALLY.... some good fucking food!
MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas *Ramsay
Mark: "We didn't even have an oven, we had what we called The Brick."
And here we have the origin of the Ass Stone, a truly significant aspect of Mark's childhood.
A few years later:
*I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIVE OOOOVEEEENS*
@@Meh-nv6id i love a good rags-to-riches story
@@Eleanor__Rigby same buddy same
@@Eleanor__Rigby as opposed to Ethan’s story, which is a literal Wattpad fanfiction
lol dont you mean asspect
The dance of Italy precursor 😳
It may not be in the dot but I think I got a pretty good guess at Ethan’s recipe: 1 pack yeast
4-ish pours vegetable oil
~2-3 seconds of water
5 1/2 handfuls of flour
1/2-1 handfuls of sugar
Knead evenly
1 pour pizza sauce
1 broken up slice of fake ham
4 pineapple chunks
Heat at 425 until it looks good-ish
I find it funny how Eef was wearing a black and white skeleton shirt before Unus Annus
It's actually the cover of a band album
The lore
@@rknwhtgy7965 wtf its a band shirt
@@befe I know
He did it before it was cool
2 Americans, 1 half Korean American making Italian pizza while playing what sounds like Russian music
Mr. Worldwide
The music is Italian...
Stephaney Bolton-Benson yeah I was confused on that because I’ve heard Russian music close to it
@@steph4668 it feels like stereotypical Italian music that is really American or something
Sofia Botero 1 acne man
*W H E E Z E*
Markiplier was genuinely surprised its amazing
Tyler the whole time: *Serious baking*
Ethan and Mark the whole time: *Talking about nonsense and being hysterical*