Markiplier Makes: Cake

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @avanomura1342
    @avanomura1342 3 года назад +10523

    Tyler: did bad for once
    Ethan: did good for once
    Mark: made a donut

    • @bruh5924
      @bruh5924 3 года назад +244

      A patriotic glory hole*

    • @Chu_Nyanning
      @Chu_Nyanning 3 года назад +93

      @@bruh5924 sounds like a song that a Garage Band would make

    • @eyedontevenknow6000
      @eyedontevenknow6000 3 года назад +238

      Tyler: Did bad for once
      Ethan: did good for once (because eggs were barely involved)
      Mark: strayed from the recipe and made a patriotic glory hole

    • @addison3505
      @addison3505 3 года назад +16

      donut🤤

    • @ilijacavic9049
      @ilijacavic9049 3 года назад +11

      Mark made another dick, he makes one on every one of these

  • @nyotamwuaji6484
    @nyotamwuaji6484 4 года назад +6044

    "Why does that smell toxic"
    Things you don't want to hear in the kitchen

    • @ellascaife6198
      @ellascaife6198 4 года назад +36

      I READ THAT JUST AS HE SAID IT

    • @kennyford3168
      @kennyford3168 4 года назад +18

      This is raw

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 4 года назад +48

      “why’s there rat poison on the counter?”

    • @lockra0932
      @lockra0932 4 года назад +4

      **cue Britney Spears** lol and yeah if I heard that I would be so concerned

    • @egoplayer4600
      @egoplayer4600 4 года назад +2

      Anyone else read that in Steve Harvey's voice

  • @ericswinson3719
    @ericswinson3719 5 лет назад +6041

    Tyler's cake: I am the most terrifying thing ever
    Ethan's pie: hold my beer

    • @broken_clay5013
      @broken_clay5013 5 лет назад +62

      Deswan D top 10 anime betrayals

    • @hisokamorow2009
      @hisokamorow2009 5 лет назад +18

      This is so true

    • @bostolm5513
      @bostolm5513 5 лет назад +39

      Ethan making fun of it sure aged well

    • @about21orphans65
      @about21orphans65 5 лет назад +13

      Beautiful and accurate representation on how Ethans pie came into existence

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks 5 лет назад +21

      ethan's dog toy: no, hold MY beer.

  • @blah703
    @blah703 3 года назад +5043

    "PANDERING"
    "?"
    "YOU KNOW AMY LOVES AMERICA"

    • @goblincheeks_yt
      @goblincheeks_yt 3 года назад +149

      That joke was so underrated 🤣

    • @froggerfrog422
      @froggerfrog422 3 года назад +85

      It lives rent-free in my head

    • @taylorsmith8606
      @taylorsmith8606 3 года назад +39

      10:34

    • @Its_M1zn
      @Its_M1zn 3 года назад +10

      I don't get it, can somebody explain to me ;-;

    • @taylorsmith8606
      @taylorsmith8606 3 года назад +77

      @@Its_M1zn Since Amy was judging, they were accusing each other of pandering to her so she would judge that persons cake easier. Ethan's joke was that Mark was pandering to Amy by using American colours (which i think was a coincidence) and i don't think Amy loves America enough to be persuaded by the colours

  • @jjgasp3186
    @jjgasp3186 4 года назад +3712

    "I dIdNt TrY tO dO iT. iT hApPeNeD sOmEhOw AnD i DoNt KnOw HoW i DiD iT"
    me when i do something right *once* and immediately gets called on to do it every time

  • @Peculiar_Sky
    @Peculiar_Sky 4 года назад +5219

    I feel like every time I watch one of these he’s in a different kitchen

    • @mendysherwood3162
      @mendysherwood3162 4 года назад +52

      I think it's just a different table?

    • @jk-zo5oi
      @jk-zo5oi 4 года назад +130

      Sameeee, it was this house and the big white cabinets (creme brulee)

    • @milliewarner8911
      @milliewarner8911 3 года назад +229

      It's because he has five ovens.

    • @bakudoge6276
      @bakudoge6276 3 года назад +166

      Every video he has a new oven

    • @Asterion5560
      @Asterion5560 3 года назад +17

      @@milliewarner8911 he had five ovens not anymore

  • @user-ep2te9wx8f
    @user-ep2te9wx8f 5 лет назад +3332

    everytime they use the ovens i immediately think of “I AM A MANNN WITH FIIIVVVEEE OVENS”

  • @oogabooga8567
    @oogabooga8567 3 года назад +9646

    i love how ethan looks like a 16 year old boy hanging with his older friends

    • @morganbostick1533
      @morganbostick1533 3 года назад +379

      Like their younger brother

    • @fin5657
      @fin5657 3 года назад +95

      PLEASEEE- 😭😭💀

    • @jamesyoung8870
      @jamesyoung8870 3 года назад +172

      Do u have video games on ur phone 👈👉🥺🥺

    • @clarissaharrin2443
      @clarissaharrin2443 3 года назад +70

      Tbh he looks like he’s 18 years old to me

    • @Jin_Ya
      @Jin_Ya 3 года назад +53

      That's EXACTLY LIKE Tommy init

  • @tantavie8852
    @tantavie8852 7 лет назад +7120

    "And together...they make Tythan..."
    *"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"*

  • @exbirdsandwich
    @exbirdsandwich 7 лет назад +3481

    "...whisk the eggs into a nice fluffy batt- "(flashback to times with Rosanna Pansino) (Nerdy Nummy Mark initiate) "i don't neED THE YOKE"

    • @lilianarose6081
      @lilianarose6081 7 лет назад +48

      Nae C I think I just died...

    • @-writer-7289
      @-writer-7289 7 лет назад +136

      I actually remembered that when I saw it and he's like "How do I know this" and I felt like I was watching an amnesiac try and remember their life.

    • @eclipsewmd2129
      @eclipsewmd2129 7 лет назад +25

      Im glad I watched one of those videos beforehand so I get the joke XD

    • @bippersquipper5878
      @bippersquipper5878 7 лет назад +52

      *yolk

    • @declan6596
      @declan6596 7 лет назад +8

      That's what I was thinking lol

  • @heino5711
    @heino5711 5 лет назад +2370

    *YOUNG STUD SQUIRTS ALL OVER CHEF THROUGH PATRIOTIC GLORYHOLE*

    • @localphantom999
      @localphantom999 5 лет назад +81

      that... that's amazing

    • @insertusername5193
      @insertusername5193 5 лет назад +25

      The Masked Musician how did you think about that

    • @heino5711
      @heino5711 5 лет назад +39

      @@insertusername5193 I have no idea... Like, seriously. I mean, one time my mates forced me to watch porn and I noticed that all the videos had similar titles, so I just went with a similar title and turned it into a comment about this video. I guess.😂

    • @insertusername5193
      @insertusername5193 5 лет назад +3

      The Masked Musician why did I expect that 😅lol

    • @heino5711
      @heino5711 5 лет назад +1

      @@insertusername5193 Haha.😂

  • @leogauthier1377
    @leogauthier1377 3 года назад +2386

    After Tyler gleeked
    Mark: shocked and confused
    Tyler: lying on the floor explaining himself
    Ethan: slowly turning into a tomato

    • @zoebrookhammer6516
      @zoebrookhammer6516 2 года назад +58

      no fr i've gleeked in front of my teacher before (didn't know there was a real word for it until now) and it is the most embarrassing thing ever. i actually wanted to crawl into a hole and die

    • @avesabt
      @avesabt 2 года назад +53

      tyler didn't gleek
      tyler mouth-jaculated

    • @bridget2484
      @bridget2484 Год назад +10

      @@avesabt That's what I'm calling gleeking from now on lol

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 Год назад +3

      A tomato eating sprinkles

    • @masterboa6321
      @masterboa6321 Год назад +5

      imagine reading this before watching the video

  • @marzipanmenthol
    @marzipanmenthol 5 лет назад +5125

    Mark: "Together, they make,, T Y T H A N"
    Ethan and Tyler: *cringing out of the material plane*
    "nOOOOO"

    • @67worms43
      @67worms43 4 года назад +28

      montivagant r Immediately looking this up

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 4 года назад +39

      I don’t even ship it anymore but it was still funny XD

    • @zeddiehtooswe3768
      @zeddiehtooswe3768 4 года назад +66

      Fan base: let us introduce ourselves

    • @melissagregory4271
      @melissagregory4271 4 года назад +38

      who ships Tythan?

    • @makennapatton3680
      @makennapatton3680 4 года назад +30

      Melissa Gregory I feel like they would be the WORST couple they are total opposites in personality😂😂

  • @rega2391
    @rega2391 4 года назад +2244

    “Does the cake taste like cake?”
    “Yes”
    “ *damm* ...”

    • @KarmicComedy
      @KarmicComedy 4 года назад +15

      @Ryan Boswell *just as the floor is made out of floor*

    • @egg5387
      @egg5387 4 года назад +4

      But does the taste cake like taste?🤔

    • @Dana-cg5fo
      @Dana-cg5fo 4 года назад +1

      i read this as soon as they said it lmao

    • @keraunos4603
      @keraunos4603 4 года назад

      Yes, that is good wisdom

    • @hooodini3322
      @hooodini3322 4 года назад +1

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

  • @mikhoang4632
    @mikhoang4632 7 лет назад +2435

    Mark:TOO MUCH SUGAR!!
    Me: *flashback to Ethan's pancakes*

  • @NonEmployee
    @NonEmployee 3 года назад +981

    11:00
    Mark: "Go on about your gaping holes and coming through."
    Kathryn: "Yeah fuckboi."
    God I love Kathryn xD

    • @juicebox4932
      @juicebox4932 3 года назад +9

      Who is Katherine like I know what girl she is but who is she to them?

    • @ryleemacdonald863
      @ryleemacdonald863 3 года назад +36

      @@juicebox4932 just a friend. They met through Ethan. Once "Teamiplier" "broke up" Kathryn continued and worked for/with Ethan

    • @notsaying7015
      @notsaying7015 2 года назад +3

      11:04
      The best line

  • @theflamedapplesuace
    @theflamedapplesuace 5 лет назад +2070

    10:35 "pandering, you know Amy loves America."
    I'm dying

  • @lindamehnert9154
    @lindamehnert9154 5 лет назад +4483

    I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS

    • @KwabenaL.
      @KwabenaL. 5 лет назад +77

      Uh huh... But
      Do you have 5 toaster like me. Only the cool kids have 5 toasters.

    • @Magnimius
      @Magnimius 5 лет назад +49

      Band Scores Galore but only real men have 5 ovens.

    • @ash_studios3374
      @ash_studios3374 5 лет назад +24

      THTR backup I have 5 sinks..

    • @lon1097
      @lon1097 5 лет назад +16

      f i v e

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai 5 лет назад +15

      I've got a toaster oven, top that.

  • @notpopular4607
    @notpopular4607 6 лет назад +1415

    tyler... the ethan scheid
    and ethan... the tyler... scheid
    together they make tythan

  • @mistyniko3021
    @mistyniko3021 3 года назад +1515

    Mark: *Making the weirdest noises possible*
    Ethan and Tyler: *Not even phased*
    Also, 11:25 pause immediately,
    Mark: *Happiest person alive*
    Tyler: *The new spider man*
    Ethan: *Scarred for life*

    • @foxycinnamonkitten997
      @foxycinnamonkitten997 3 года назад +18

      I would suggest around 11:18 if you really want to see

    • @thatonestrangeweeb8167
      @thatonestrangeweeb8167 2 года назад +2

      I thought it was 11:27

    • @mistyniko3021
      @mistyniko3021 2 года назад +5

      All of the above work

    • @HugeDog
      @HugeDog Год назад +2

      8:40 is the weirdest sound😂😂😂

    • @nightmare_d_cat6228
      @nightmare_d_cat6228 Год назад +1

      It actually seems like Mark’s confused, Ethan’s s*** his pants and embarrassed, and Tyler looks to be sneaking around away from the worst stench in history.😅😅😂😂

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +1677

    Mark “The One Who Makes Things Uncomfortable For Others” Fischbach
    Ethan “The Blueberry” Nestor
    Tyler “Why Am I Even Here” Scheid

  • @weird_ghostix3889
    @weird_ghostix3889 4 года назад +3769

    Tyler’s gleek is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 4 года назад +77

      I f*cking HATE gleeking...I don't know how to keep from doing it XD

    • @ajj2392
      @ajj2392 3 года назад +9

      I dont see it

    • @jamiecairns1085
      @jamiecairns1085 3 года назад +8

      ...what’s gleek?

    • @weird_ghostix3889
      @weird_ghostix3889 3 года назад +73

      @@jamiecairns1085 it’s like when you shoot saliva out of your mouth using the back of your throat or something. I don’t really know it’s definition, but people sometimes do it unintentionally while others can do it on command

    • @jazcat9696
      @jazcat9696 3 года назад +12

      @@jamiecairns1085 it can happen a lot when you get braces as well, but weird ghostix has the better explanation

  • @user-td7db9vv6q
    @user-td7db9vv6q 5 лет назад +2747

    TOGETHER THEY MAKE
    *T Y T H A N*

  • @lowheadvarney158
    @lowheadvarney158 Год назад +220

    Tyler's cake after it was baked was the same result as Ethan with his pie: F A C E

  • @maryilama6774
    @maryilama6774 5 лет назад +1598

    Person: what kind of stuff do you watch?
    Me: *its complicated*

    • @miaz4975
      @miaz4975 5 лет назад +4

      MegaĐööĐöö ._.
      This has happened to me more times than I’d like to admit...

    • @lindz208
      @lindz208 5 лет назад +4

      three grown men who love video games trying to cook without recipes

    • @thatcrystalpie
      @thatcrystalpie 5 лет назад

      coo-
      king
      shoooows...

    • @phoenix-lc6zv
      @phoenix-lc6zv 4 года назад

      I I was the 1k likeeee

    • @jac506
      @jac506 4 года назад

      8:40 explain it pretty well

  • @sassykitten22
    @sassykitten22 7 лет назад +633

    Tyler: "There was chocolate this whole time....fuck!"
    Why is that me 😂

    • @chinchillasarefat7957
      @chinchillasarefat7957 7 лет назад +7

      Liz Kovach me when I'm sad and i had to eat vanilla ice cream

    • @Mc1ovin420
      @Mc1ovin420 7 лет назад +6

      Liz Kovach Tyler: they played us like a dam fiddle!

    • @SubtoxicZer0
      @SubtoxicZer0 7 лет назад

      Liz Kovach you know what's funny my real name is Tyler

  • @therealunslimshady471
    @therealunslimshady471 5 лет назад +2732

    When Mark said Tythan you could HEAR the fangirls in the distance

    • @Kitsune-gx7km
      @Kitsune-gx7km 4 года назад +138

      **Apocalypse sirens**

    • @A.J.Torres
      @A.J.Torres 4 года назад +28

      MtGF0Xiplier 14
      Oh I get it, Apocolypto_12

    • @gnfpandas863
      @gnfpandas863 4 года назад +77

      we don’t ship that. we don’t ship that. WE DONT SHIP THATT

    • @accountdeactivated5546
      @accountdeactivated5546 4 года назад +16

      @@gnfpandas863 We boat that B)

    • @SpookyAngelEddie
      @SpookyAngelEddie 4 года назад +25

      @@gnfpandas863 yup, we do NOT ship any of that!!!

  • @chaosbringr
    @chaosbringr 4 года назад +188

    14:28
    Ethan tasting his own cake and immediately regretting it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a while lol

  • @lillibellehanes5836
    @lillibellehanes5836 6 лет назад +1277

    Mark: (gasps) I DON'T NEED THE YOLKS
    *stares into the abyss*
    *dramatic music plays in the background*

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 5 лет назад +17

      Lillibelle Hanes Hello egg whites my old friiiieeeend...

    • @inkling457
      @inkling457 5 лет назад +4

      @@stingerjohnny9951 PFFT-

    • @ashydiamond6093
      @ashydiamond6093 5 лет назад +1

      XD I always die at that part

    • @lucasritter1252
      @lucasritter1252 5 лет назад +2

      Anime plot twist

    • @slazulo
      @slazulo 5 лет назад +3

      well the thing is he only needed the yolk

  • @ermguitar2052
    @ermguitar2052 4 года назад +3207

    Who else loves that Amy is wearing Markiplier pants?

  • @datoneweebx3x771
    @datoneweebx3x771 4 года назад +3588

    Who else thinks mark should go on that Netflix show Nailed it?

  • @skykrasher4475
    @skykrasher4475 3 года назад +212

    “I DONT NEED THE YOLKS”
    This is why Marks cake fell apart. The yolks help keep the batter together.

    • @orysmorey
      @orysmorey 2 года назад +2

      some cakes don’t need yolks actually! tho it’s some xD

    • @kaejamieson1458
      @kaejamieson1458 2 года назад +16

      @@orysmorey the cake they made was a basic vanilla and while you don't need the yolks they keep the batter from crumbling apart

    • @orysmorey
      @orysmorey 2 года назад

      @@kaejamieson1458 ah ok!

  • @MDreamerIsBi
    @MDreamerIsBi 5 лет назад +828

    3:00
    * Mark mentions that he watches Chopped *
    * Chopped's net worth goes up by 2% *

  • @AR-pc8rf
    @AR-pc8rf 5 лет назад +464

    My new favorite line is:
    “Pandering! You know Amy loves Americuh!”

    • @grisannetr1146
      @grisannetr1146 5 лет назад

      Lmao XD

    • @Kiabeta
      @Kiabeta 5 лет назад +11

      Mine will always be
      Ethan: "I didnt pay taxes in 2016, that's alright"

    • @grisannetr1146
      @grisannetr1146 5 лет назад

      @@Kiabeta XD YAS

    • @grisannetr1146
      @grisannetr1146 5 лет назад

      @@hush3956 I'M CRYING XD

    • @cinnclair5068
      @cinnclair5068 5 лет назад +1

      My personal favorite is Ethan's "Why are you over-minding your business, bitch?!"

  • @joshuakaminski6010
    @joshuakaminski6010 7 лет назад +4055

    Can we have a Markiplier Makes: Clay Sculptures PLEASE like up for mark to see

  • @skelly1004
    @skelly1004 3 года назад +1665

    Amy: "5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
    Everyone that watched Unus Annus: *PTSD Attacks*

  • @erusdearest
    @erusdearest 5 лет назад +2389

    Mark: Together they are Tythan!
    Tyler and Ethan: *NOoOoOO*
    I left, and came back, and you people are shipping like crazy

    • @trinityvos1189
      @trinityvos1189 5 лет назад +14

      One SexyPine yas

    • @cheez4233
      @cheez4233 5 лет назад +13

      69 likes yas

    • @asurashinryu959
      @asurashinryu959 5 лет назад +35

      It's mark. His word drives the lifeforce of his loyal retainers and followers the moment he said TYTHAN they knew what was gonna happen XD

    • @fatfeline7164
      @fatfeline7164 5 лет назад +17

      Mark had no idea what he’d started

    • @theslashpotato2321
      @theslashpotato2321 5 лет назад +10

      Wait what about an alternative already existing name? Ether

  • @jeanthebean9391
    @jeanthebean9391 5 лет назад +448

    10:35
    Ethan: Pandering. *pause* You know Amy loves America.
    Mark: *looses it*

    • @Eva-mp4se
      @Eva-mp4se 4 года назад

      I really need an explanation of this joke like------

    • @callumross6290
      @callumross6290 4 года назад +15

      E. va Its funny because the dominant feature of the cake is clearly the penis and its respective ejaculation, therefore when ethan suggests that mark is pandering to the judges, it infers that the judges would enjoy this aspect of the cake. The funniest part is the next line, where he ironically contradicts the sexuality of the previous accusation, saying it is the american colours featured on the cake that were what he was referring to. His tone of voice and innocent ignorance are what allows mark and tyler, aswell as us as viewers, to experience humour.

    • @wonderouswumbo4353
      @wonderouswumbo4353 4 года назад

      .25 speed is hilarious

  • @SkillSMB
    @SkillSMB 4 года назад +1699

    1:07 "And then me, amongst these titans of cake"
    don't you mean tythans?

  • @McMannigan
    @McMannigan 3 года назад +777

    Closest thing to Unus Annus we'll have is Markiplier Makes.

  • @layniestuggs2010
    @layniestuggs2010 5 лет назад +1735

    Markiplier makes:
    Brownies
    Crepes
    Cookies
    Dumplings
    Macarons
    Cake Pops
    Popsicles
    BACON BACON BACON BACON

    • @adrianramsey6932
      @adrianramsey6932 5 лет назад +16

      CHOCOLATE BACON FUDGE

    • @chriswhite4408
      @chriswhite4408 5 лет назад +4

      They already made bacon

    • @kitkat5420
      @kitkat5420 5 лет назад +6

      @@chriswhite4408 wtf when?

    • @anaceassistant9336
      @anaceassistant9336 5 лет назад +20

      @@kitkat5420 during a donation livestream that was matched up to 200,000 dollars by an anonymous donor. do I remember what the vid is called? no but im pretty sure if you look up like markiplier makes breakfast it'll appear

    • @strawbz63
      @strawbz63 5 лет назад +1

      Money

  • @cecilofthesea
    @cecilofthesea 7 лет назад +228

    Mark- "I've been a part of a RUclips ship now its your turn" -iplier

    • @iristhorne3897
      @iristhorne3897 7 лет назад

      Melina Chirumblo I was just about to say thatXD

    • @AcousticMiguel
      @AcousticMiguel 7 лет назад

      Melina Chirumblo
      when does mark say that?

  • @alove1812
    @alove1812 7 лет назад +462

    Mark: "Together they make Tythan"
    Ethan and Tyler: NOOOOOOO

  • @thatoneartist8145
    @thatoneartist8145 3 года назад +138

    Kathryn and Amy: *Judging*
    Tyler: *Trying to figure out how a napkin works*

  • @ali_cut4516
    @ali_cut4516 5 лет назад +779

    Mark: *mixing the butter while making noises*
    My mom: wHaT ArE yOu WaTcHiNg

    • @GtheCatLady
      @GtheCatLady 5 лет назад +16

      Gacha _Alondra And that is why I don’t watch these anywhere near my parents.

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 5 лет назад +18

      Be glad it was at the butter part and not when Mark was moaning while decorating his cake

    • @alexanderwhite9649
      @alexanderwhite9649 4 года назад

      @@demonprincess9680 Best part. :')

    • @taarryynnn
      @taarryynnn 4 года назад

      @@demonprincess9680 0.0

    • @Astherisblank
      @Astherisblank 4 года назад

      My mom thought I was watching porn lmao
      When she saw I just cried from laughter lmao

  • @fw_uchiha2179
    @fw_uchiha2179 5 лет назад +466

    Mark: *Finishes an important speech about cake*
    Tyler: *Burps*
    Mark: *TRIGGERED*

    • @somethingsedona6923
      @somethingsedona6923 5 лет назад

      more like disappointed lol

    • @maskeddivisions
      @maskeddivisions 4 года назад

      Yeah, that's not what being triggered is at all. He was disappointed, not legitimately triggered from a fucking burp lmao

  • @yaboiviz7029
    @yaboiviz7029 7 лет назад +2725

    Can we have a mark makes cookies? Vote up if you agree.

    • @4belzzz
      @4belzzz 7 лет назад +8

      TheMangledGamer i would love to see them failing at making actual cookies xD

    • @katsudonsilver8281
      @katsudonsilver8281 7 лет назад +8

      Dick shaped cookies with white chocolate chips

    • @wolflover4564
      @wolflover4564 7 лет назад +1

      I agree he should make cookies

    • @daphneedwards484
      @daphneedwards484 7 лет назад +3

      YES OMG I suggested this and even tho I posted earlier and u got more likes im just glad it's getting attention lol

    • @ashtheangel2207
      @ashtheangel2207 7 лет назад +1

      TheMangledGamer SENPAI NEEDS TO MAKE COOKIES~NYA

  • @a-3502
    @a-3502 3 года назад +160

    tyler’s “gleek” had me rolling 😭 and his reaction where you could see his legs rolling around in the corner- its like 2 am i’m trying not to wake my parents up from laughing

  • @carysgriffiths9132
    @carysgriffiths9132 7 лет назад +350

    "The Markiplier makes" series should be on Netflix

  • @cyber2729
    @cyber2729 6 лет назад +462

    They deadass using sand castle buckets to make a cake
    *g o a l s*

  • @kindagay7664
    @kindagay7664 4 года назад +1053

    mark- “M E L T! MELT WITH THE POWER OF MY hEAt! M E L T!”
    ethan- *giggles intensify* m y h e a t.”

    • @goblincheeks_yt
      @goblincheeks_yt 3 года назад +7

      Mark became the God of the Sun that day 😂

  • @kaiden_409
    @kaiden_409 3 года назад +94

    Ethan and Tyler: quietly scooping batter into pan
    Mark: oh yeah that’s a good consonstancy

  • @connorcoyle9145
    @connorcoyle9145 5 лет назад +387

    “Butter wouldn’t melt” they say as they had a microwave behind them

  • @yeehawgaylord7655
    @yeehawgaylord7655 7 лет назад +98

    Three grown men making cake in beach pails and shovels. They don't have any utensils or recipes, they are just doing this for fun.
    I never knew I needed this in life

  • @slay1468
    @slay1468 4 года назад +7041

    no one:
    me: *comes back to rewatch markiplier makes because i'm sad about ethan being all grown up and unus annus is ending and i MISS TYLERRRRR*

    • @mikemimu6767
      @mikemimu6767 4 года назад +102

      THANK YOU, now i'm sad:')

    • @starsong9711
      @starsong9711 4 года назад +91

      Did something happen to Tyler?

    • @luanafranovic6455
      @luanafranovic6455 4 года назад +102

      Yeah, where is Tyler now

    • @themaninyourcabinet8438
      @themaninyourcabinet8438 4 года назад +383

      Tyler's mother passed away, so he's taking a break for a while, I believe. Correct me if I'm wrong, just heard it from other comments.

    • @slay1468
      @slay1468 4 года назад +96

      @@themaninyourcabinet8438 oh no :( i had no idea. that is so sad :(

  • @Idontknowwhattowrite150
    @Idontknowwhattowrite150 2 года назад +54

    I love how Mark replaces 75% of his cake with various colorings, frostings etc. while Ethan and Tyler just cover their cakes into those decorations

  • @Snippe475
    @Snippe475 6 лет назад +421

    Markimoo: Ethan, the manly man
    Ethan:
    *laughs like a little school girl*
    Me: The Manliest of Men
    😂😂😂

  • @lightningboss057
    @lightningboss057 4 года назад +885

    Mark: Makes cake.
    Tyler: Mouthjackulation.
    Me: Confused because I’m blind.

    • @fart648
      @fart648 4 года назад +6

      Hey read my comment

    • @ghost_b3loved
      @ghost_b3loved 3 года назад +5

      How did you write this then?

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 3 года назад +23

      @@ghost_b3loved Braille, obviously 🙄 /s

    • @katsuyafeather1309
      @katsuyafeather1309 3 года назад +54

      @@ghost_b3loved Blind people can use smart phones too. There is a function you can set your phone to for the blind that says everything you put your finger on out loud and there is also voice to text as another alternative to physically typing letters out. Look up on RUclips how blind people use smart phones if you want to find out for yourself.

    • @ghost_b3loved
      @ghost_b3loved 3 года назад +5

      @@katsuyafeather1309 Thanks for the information, but my phone didn't have that fuction 😄

  • @malinamwah
    @malinamwah 4 года назад +498

    11:25

    • @lissalixi7319
      @lissalixi7319 4 года назад +12

      Bless you, lol

    • @meep1475
      @meep1475 4 года назад +4

      Ayyy 69th like

    • @enbyunus
      @enbyunus 4 года назад +4

      wHY DID YOU TIMESTAMP THI-

    • @frost598
      @frost598 3 года назад +1

      LMFAO Oh god that's perfect

    • @ajj2392
      @ajj2392 3 года назад +3

      I dont actually see the gleek

  • @ImChexx
    @ImChexx 3 года назад +61

    "Partriotic glory" -Tyler
    "You know amy loves america-" -Eef
    *I love these quotes more than anything in my whole life*

  • @alejandratellez411
    @alejandratellez411 7 лет назад +371

    Mark: Together they make Tythan."
    Ethan & Tyler: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
    😂😂

    • @angrynoodletwentyfive6463
      @angrynoodletwentyfive6463 7 лет назад +20

      hey atleast they're aren't sexual drawing of it on Deviant Art like there are of... some other shippings... *cough* Septiplier *cough*

    • @bad_ass_destroyer9171
      @bad_ass_destroyer9171 7 лет назад

      Celina T 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LordBoneSplitter
      @LordBoneSplitter 7 лет назад +4

      Angrynoodle Twenty Five I think you forgot the keyword of Yet

    • @kayliepeng
      @kayliepeng 7 лет назад +1

      annddd here comes the fanfictions

    • @bunnie3988
      @bunnie3988 7 лет назад

      Celina T LMAOOOO

  • @juniejunebug
    @juniejunebug 5 лет назад +728

    "Does the cake taste like cake?"
    "Yes."
    "D a m n ."
    14:06

  • @argentcapta
    @argentcapta 4 года назад +183

    “Tyler, the fukboi”
    “And Ethan... *disappointed silence* “

  • @niko5008
    @niko5008 3 года назад +84

    "Together they make Thythan"
    THAT WAS SO PERFECT

  • @argentcapta
    @argentcapta 5 лет назад +714

    0:50
    Even Mark ships it
    Maybe it’s payback on Ethan for shipping septiplier

    • @lee-ew1cj
      @lee-ew1cj 4 года назад +20

      But poor Tyler

    • @argentcapta
      @argentcapta 4 года назад +22

      Ollie Rose Marks jealous that he’s tall

    • @lov3ly08
      @lov3ly08 4 года назад +18

      Definitely
      HAHA ETHAN THATS WHAT YOU GET

    • @_spacket
      @_spacket 4 года назад +10

      Everyone ships septiplier

    • @apoof4528
      @apoof4528 4 года назад +22

      @@_spacket not me lmao

  • @laenaeverwood7453
    @laenaeverwood7453 5 лет назад +422

    Everyone: “The butter not gonna melt!”
    Me;”...there’s a microwave behind you.”

  • @labrynthe5972
    @labrynthe5972 5 лет назад +523

    tyler: wins the cake part
    ethan: wins the least lethal part
    mark: wins the PATRIOTIC!!!!!!!!!!! part.

  • @casuallyburr8428
    @casuallyburr8428 3 года назад +131

    6:10
    Look. At. Mark's. Hands.
    Yes I'm rewatching Markiplier Makes because I'm sad about Unus Annus

  • @y.tothejno5778
    @y.tothejno5778 7 лет назад +261

    I DIED when mark said
    " And together....they make TYTHAN"
    Tyler & Ethan:" NOOOOOO"

    • @approximately30thousandbee48
      @approximately30thousandbee48 7 лет назад

      Lurilov.e 080 I died at that part

    • @Indee___
      @Indee___ 7 лет назад +2

      Lurilov.e 080 i ship it now

    • @pawsomegirl12
      @pawsomegirl12 7 лет назад +1

      Lurilov.e 080 same tho I ship it lol😂❤️

    • @JyujinPlus
      @JyujinPlus 7 лет назад +1

      My favorite part was that Mark was going to keep talking before their reaction made him burst out in laughter

    • @ameliasburrito1834
      @ameliasburrito1834 7 лет назад

      OTP

  • @hockeyroads9749
    @hockeyroads9749 6 лет назад +287

    Ethan really stepped it up with “pandering” “you know Amy loves America”

  • @sdmn_dols3028
    @sdmn_dols3028 6 лет назад +454

    Rosanna pansino is shook

  • @chicoravelli5703
    @chicoravelli5703 3 года назад +36

    When he said that he didn’t need the yolks, he was thinking of meringue. When you make meringue, you only use the egg whites.

  • @Joyful_StaR
    @Joyful_StaR 6 лет назад +306

    Tyler is soooo embarrassed about gleaking on Mark's cake. 😂

    • @craftedbykittens
      @craftedbykittens 6 лет назад +1

      at the food osceres ethen won lest likly to kill you with a cake

    • @schmepisthe3rd779
      @schmepisthe3rd779 6 лет назад

      I have found out how to control the gleak lick the top of the thing that holds your toung top to bottom

    • @shells890
      @shells890 6 лет назад

      Ember Star omg lol

    • @kittykat6616
      @kittykat6616 6 лет назад

      Ember Star when

    • @leonardodicapriosbabymama111
      @leonardodicapriosbabymama111 6 лет назад

      Ember Star haha it squirted like marks dic...cake

  • @dresha8026
    @dresha8026 5 лет назад +373

    "Pandering."
    "Panda ring. YoU kNoW aMy lOvEs amERiCa."
    10:33😂😂😂😂

  • @starbles5875
    @starbles5875 5 лет назад +206

    Tyler: *makes a cake with a face*
    Ethan: *makes a pie with a face*

    • @Kitsune-gx7km
      @Kitsune-gx7km 4 года назад

      Me: **imagines some huge overarching storyline for them where they fall in love**
      Also me: Laughs uncontrollably

  • @Liviosaur.
    @Liviosaur. 3 года назад +59

    Re-watching markiplier makes for the millionth time, and I’m JUST NOW realizing they filmed the pizza and cake video on the same day 😂😂😂

  • @altar-lamb
    @altar-lamb 7 лет назад +294

    0:47 slight noooooo from Ethan
    0:53 *intense no from Ethan*

    • @lanakinsman7334
      @lanakinsman7334 7 лет назад +3

      Jeffmine Melton lol

    • @spencbur
      @spencbur 7 лет назад +14

      Tythan I ship it I'm sorry ethen and Tyler I ship it so does markimoo

    • @1tz3l.v
      @1tz3l.v 7 лет назад

      you know he did that as a joke right?

  • @Ren-jv9ou
    @Ren-jv9ou 5 лет назад +312

    Tyler being emberassed about the gleeking is such a mood

  • @jynxedelectro5104
    @jynxedelectro5104 5 лет назад +441

    When they were waiting I just expected it to say:
    *"The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test-"*

    • @mysticknight1494
      @mysticknight1494 4 года назад +6

      I didn't know that Deku watched Markiplier

    • @carolinepenguin8977
      @carolinepenguin8977 4 года назад +15

      The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

    • @keithhohl4542
      @keithhohl4542 4 года назад +4

      WHY CAN I HEAR THAT WHILE READING THAT X’D

    • @blurple8398
      @blurple8398 4 года назад +1

      My god this hurts to read

  • @ragalyiakos
    @ragalyiakos 2 года назад +22

    "If I were to keep eating one, I feel like yours is the least likely to kill me."
    Yeah, that should be the only category to judge for every food they make on this show.

  • @asrieldreemurr3082
    @asrieldreemurr3082 6 лет назад +296

    Mark: That's why I like these videos. It's very no pressure.
    *Two seconds later*
    Mark: UHHH OOOH

  • @pamsciance8036
    @pamsciance8036 6 лет назад +487

    YOU MOUTHJACULATED ON MY CAKE!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lalunasubliminals1911
      @lalunasubliminals1911 6 лет назад +2

      omg yess!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sophie-xu9ji
      @Sophie-xu9ji 6 лет назад +15

      He said dick not cake

    • @v0idw0lf23
      @v0idw0lf23 5 лет назад +2

      Go back to where it sayed that put it on subtidles an it says dick not cake

  • @a.r.mgames9414
    @a.r.mgames9414 7 лет назад +648

    Murk:what's the meaning of BC.
    Me:Before Cake,
    I'm the best student in Marikimoo's class

  • @imagaybanana2004
    @imagaybanana2004 3 года назад +88

    Rosanna watches this video: i’m not angry… I’m just disappointed.

  • @ScarfeeEdits
    @ScarfeeEdits 7 лет назад +521

    I love how Mark just breaks out in a chain of grunts and seductive body movements, while there were absolutely no fucks given about it by anyone in the room.
    They're already used to this happening on a reg, I guess.

  • @SonicDashie759
    @SonicDashie759 4 года назад +456

    *Tyler gleeks on Mark's cake*
    Amy: Thank God we got that in 4K!

  • @jellybeanjustin82
    @jellybeanjustin82 6 лет назад +93

    "Together they make tythan"
    "NOOOOO"
    "noOOOO"
    *mark laughing loudly in the distance*

  • @lilithsucky2245
    @lilithsucky2245 3 года назад +26

    Tyler: ‘burps’
    Mark: solemnly sighs

  • @ghostlyhonks
    @ghostlyhonks 7 лет назад +237

    "Together they make Tythan-!"
    "Nooooooo!"
    I love this.

  • @abdullahnoorkhan9244
    @abdullahnoorkhan9244 4 года назад +355

    Mark: now we wait.
    Tyler: "looks at time on empty wrist.

  • @geminigaming139
    @geminigaming139 4 года назад +416

    “You know Amy loves America”

    • @jasb2917
      @jasb2917 3 года назад +7

      I think this is the funniest thing eef has ever said

    • @jazcat9696
      @jazcat9696 3 года назад +5

      *ahmarika*

    • @jazcat9696
      @jazcat9696 3 года назад +3

      10:37 timestamp for anybody

  • @tancewaslost5196
    @tancewaslost5196 3 года назад +23

    11:19
    Tyler: Did something that he didn't want to do
    Ethan: Almost gonna wheeze
    Mark: *Pogging*

  • @brylieh3064
    @brylieh3064 4 года назад +648

    B.C -
    everyone else: before christ
    an intellectual: before cake

    • @orangelake2268
      @orangelake2268 4 года назад +1

      Even when its after BC, there is still no cake, cake was invented in the 1800's. It is considered to be for royals and richmen at that time. By now, cake is used by everyone

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 4 года назад +2

      @@orangelake2268 more like anyone can buy it if they've money

    • @nekrouni8497
      @nekrouni8497 4 года назад

      OrangeLake 55488 used?

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 4 года назад

      OrangeLake 55488 uhh I’m pretty sure it as a joke?

    • @ohoh8454
      @ohoh8454 3 года назад

      Me, an intellectual²: Before Comedy

  • @sofiarose1154
    @sofiarose1154 7 лет назад +187

    "...into a nice fluffy consis..."
    Mark's Rosanna Pansino skills kick in
    "I don't need the yolk!"

    • @pewdiejack9378
      @pewdiejack9378 6 лет назад +12

      i immediately thought of that when he said that even if he forgot where he knew it from
      somewhere in the back of his brain he remembered lol

  • @sydneyharmon3031
    @sydneyharmon3031 6 лет назад +305

    "Ethan- the Manly Man"
    Ethan makes pubescent giggle

    • @katiepks8928
      @katiepks8928 6 лет назад +8

      Sydney Harmon Our Blue Boi is still in Boi stage not in the Man stage yet. Bois often find a Man to follow, and can become deeply attached. (T Y T H A N)

    • @serixskylark
      @serixskylark 6 лет назад +1

      He follows his manly friends

    • @fionaturner8417
      @fionaturner8417 6 лет назад +1

      Oh the irony

  • @nexofury4979
    @nexofury4979 3 года назад +55

    I came back to mark makes because unus annus is gone :( so sad but it was bound to happen, i will always remember unus annus
    memento mori
    UNUS ANNUS

    • @Mr-Moop
      @Mr-Moop 3 года назад +1

      It’s kinda weird how Ethans shirt looks like it could be a piece of merch

    • @Jackie-hi7zg
      @Jackie-hi7zg 3 года назад +1

      Ethan has a video where they both try peanut butter alternatives (you should totally go watch it if you haven't) and if you have go watch it again ;))

  • @notpopular4607
    @notpopular4607 7 лет назад +358

    New favorite word "mouthjaculated"

    • @bagle02
      @bagle02 6 лет назад +1

      Ya I can “mouthjaculate” on purpose and by accident.i don’t try to do it most the time but it just happens randomly

    • @thehmrshow4869
      @thehmrshow4869 6 лет назад +1

      NOT POPULAR it's also called "gleaking" or "breaking"

  • @jshadow1515
    @jshadow1515 7 лет назад +387

    "Here we have cake ingredients"
    **First thing I see is a pizza**

    • @akbarbayu2031
      @akbarbayu2031 7 лет назад +2

      Łõşęř

    • @luciferow_
      @luciferow_ 7 лет назад +1

      SAMMEMEEEEEE

    • @krismindscape
      @krismindscape 7 лет назад +7

      Vampfire **flashback from Markiplier Makes: Pizza**

    • @mistymays2401
      @mistymays2401 7 лет назад +1

      Vampfire I all ways think of the pizza video

  • @andrewroberts9292
    @andrewroberts9292 7 лет назад +313

    Mark: (puts in a lot of sugar)
    Me: (flashback to Ethan in Markiplier makes pancakes)

  • @cp606
    @cp606 3 года назад +37

    4:26 I legitimately thought Ethan pulled out a plastic knife with a block of butter on it