Markiplier Makes: Dog Toys

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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @bobbobobbinbob324
    @bobbobobbinbob324 4 года назад +4493

    Ethan: makes a furry
    Mark: makes a parasite
    Tyler: *makes a voodoo doll*

  • @plasticsaturnia6307
    @plasticsaturnia6307 5 лет назад +3848

    Mark to Ethan: "You cried!"
    Ethan: "I cried.."
    Mark to Tyler: "You _almost_ cried"
    Tyler: *_smirk_*

    • @RileyTastic
      @RileyTastic 5 лет назад +66

      What's unique about this comment is not in fact the comment itself, but the fact that when you click *Read more* it shows absolutely nothing, and it shows *Show less* exactly where the *Read more* is

    • @plasticsaturnia6307
      @plasticsaturnia6307 5 лет назад +29

      @@RileyTastic Lol I'm not even getting a *Read more* / *Show Less* option

    • @RileyTastic
      @RileyTastic 5 лет назад +10

      @@plasticsaturnia6307 I did on my laptop

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 5 лет назад +4

      R.I.P. Ethan

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 5 лет назад +6

      He never cries 😤

  • @SnoozesYaLoses
    @SnoozesYaLoses 5 лет назад +8074

    Tyler: *makes suicidal Warfstache*
    Mark: *makes an STD*
    Ethan: *makes a furry*

    • @BigBadMonkey23
      @BigBadMonkey23 5 лет назад +290

      And together, they combine their powers to create...the Fraggles!

    • @V4Short
      @V4Short 5 лет назад +141

      Well shit they're *all* messed up aren't they?

    • @milkylars
      @milkylars 5 лет назад +109

      Now we need Warfstache's fursona that has an STD

    • @vex7830
      @vex7830 5 лет назад +21

      Me: makes autism

    • @camillebigelow5649
      @camillebigelow5649 5 лет назад +14

      @@vex7830 well that's sad

  • @kdej-si4vo
    @kdej-si4vo 2 года назад +1668

    I love that Chica doesn’t wag her tail, she wags her entire back half.

    • @JolieHoene
      @JolieHoene Год назад +28

      My dog does the same thing because he just has a little nub

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад +23

      My girls do the same thing Skoll and Hati. One a black as the deepest night the other bright almost golden like the sun. Both found cold and alone but become family. I'm out of stuff to say trying to create a story because Mark can BS his way out of anything and I'm trying to be a good father. Tbh the dogs are my actual kids. I AM LOKI GOD OF TRICKERY I became a female wolf to give birth to these 2.

    • @junebunny0712
      @junebunny0712 Год назад +4

      @@loki4807 Interesting.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад +6

      @@junebunny0712 It is the truth I tell you.

    • @groundhog3051
      @groundhog3051 Год назад +4

      Wiggle wiggle

  • @Emporer-hz1dd
    @Emporer-hz1dd 4 года назад +4908

    Ethan: demonic furry
    Markiplier: nightmare fuel
    Tyler: suicidal warfstache

    • @imafuckingmesslol871
      @imafuckingmesslol871 4 года назад +95

      Markiplier: Nightmare fuel with parasites

    • @gamencraft818
      @gamencraft818 4 года назад +44

      Ethan's is my favorite not because furry, but it is just funny

    • @rixy_wolfwolfosjr9952
      @rixy_wolfwolfosjr9952 4 года назад +28

      Mark's is a knockoff Mimikyu LMAO

    • @dylanrogers2958
      @dylanrogers2958 4 года назад +20

      mark literally made a mimikyu without realizing 🤣🤣

    • @benji5897
      @benji5897 4 года назад +5

      Rixy_Wolf//WolfosJR TAHHAHAHAH HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT?!

  • @notyep_
    @notyep_ 5 лет назад +4184

    Mark: You cried
    Ethan: I cried
    Mark: You almost cried
    Tyler: *DEAD STARE*

    • @rendrinkspaint
      @rendrinkspaint 5 лет назад +47

      Wicked peyyayxx I cried more than the baby ethan slamed on the table

    • @Labrini_97
      @Labrini_97 5 лет назад +49

      They don't call him "Stoneface Tyler" for no reason!

    • @THE_JACOB
      @THE_JACOB 5 лет назад +4

      I was there...

    • @rachelwalker3017
      @rachelwalker3017 5 лет назад +16

      @@Labrini_97 and yet his motto is Smiles always

    • @nataliepotter7649
      @nataliepotter7649 5 лет назад +4

      Mark i do this all the time. Its so much fun for me . Though ontime i made a monstrocity

  • @strawberryproductions1299
    @strawberryproductions1299 4 года назад +3413

    Mark: you don't call your friends papa bear
    Also mark like a yearish later: *speaking into a walkie talkie* hey it's papa bear

  • @chaotictoast7416
    @chaotictoast7416 3 года назад +2692

    Tyler: concentrated quiet giant
    Mark: loud man with deep voice
    Ethan: "Friends, friends, friends" tiny Pinnochio boi

    • @justok3217
      @justok3217 2 года назад +23

      Dad I need to see the world

    • @yavanaprosterman3037
      @yavanaprosterman3037 2 года назад +20

      The same scale of size and noise can be used for dogs. Tyler: Newfoundland mark:husky ethan:chihuahua

    • @izzyjeffcoat3836
      @izzyjeffcoat3836 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ethan is definitely a a Pomeranian Tyler is a tiger. Mark is basically whatever Hawaiian dog there is.

  • @samryder8496
    @samryder8496 4 года назад +4123

    “Markiplier makes: dog toys”
    Barely two minutes in: *whipping each other with fabric*

    • @aspen8403
      @aspen8403 3 года назад +36

      only a minute in

    • @w9bbrs
      @w9bbrs 3 года назад +28

      And then Ethan’s laugh- it sounded like a car-

    • @luckylliam4344
      @luckylliam4344 3 года назад +2

      @@w9bbrshi

    • @luckylliam4344
      @luckylliam4344 3 года назад +2

      @@aspen8403 pp

    • @samryder8496
      @samryder8496 3 года назад +5

      @Lucid Ferret yeah exactly 😂😂

  • @bigchooch4434
    @bigchooch4434 4 года назад +2298

    Ethan: Emphasizes ears as one of the main features
    Also Ethan: Names every one of the senses except for hearing

  • @braxdenmahaffey8927
    @braxdenmahaffey8927 5 лет назад +5253

    Ethan: Makes a furry
    Tyler: makes a dog toy
    Mark: Creates the Antichrist

    • @rrrandoms4040
      @rrrandoms4040 5 лет назад +99

      Braxden Mahaffey Tyler’s actually turned out really well

    • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
      @RtsShrtFrRtthw 5 лет назад +32

      The antichrist

    • @coolfishron6668
      @coolfishron6668 5 лет назад +27

      Wade: makes a potato

    • @imweirdfiteme593
      @imweirdfiteme593 5 лет назад +16

      Lol i literally cant stop laughing

    • @samantha7737
      @samantha7737 5 лет назад +5

      TBH I only liked this because I was the 1000th. Ur welcome 😋😊

  • @theaccountantbehindtheslau3959
    @theaccountantbehindtheslau3959 3 года назад +531

    I like that Mark and Ethan are openly discussing what their plans are for their toys and then Tyler is quietly concentrating on making a Warfstache Plushie and then executing it via hanging.

  • @iamnotglenn
    @iamnotglenn 5 лет назад +2412

    Ethan: googles how to tie a noose
    Tyler: already knows

    • @Ace-dn3lw
      @Ace-dn3lw 5 лет назад +28

      How does Tyler know?!

    • @xslayerxp9237
      @xslayerxp9237 5 лет назад +18

      @@Ace-dn3lw he suffers of depression i think.

    • @HeartFlamming
      @HeartFlamming 5 лет назад +85

      @@xslayerxp9237 Or he just knows so he could actually tie stuff with a rope.

    • @scenekween
      @scenekween 5 лет назад +64

      It's an important thing to learn in life

    • @BarrelFerret
      @BarrelFerret 5 лет назад +35

      it's not even a noose

  • @shaniec6243
    @shaniec6243 3 года назад +2711

    4:25
    (The Start of Ethan's friend song)
    "Whowoaowoawo-"
    "IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY"

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 3 года назад +104

      Me and a classmate started doing the dance of Italy in class.
      Everyone else just stared like *wtf*

    • @lisakanzira6765
      @lisakanzira6765 3 года назад +59

      Mark and Ethan: **Knocks door down**

    • @lisakanzira6765
      @lisakanzira6765 3 года назад +29

      @@bluebunanimates6590 Oh now that's fucking poggers

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 3 года назад +22

      ho whoa whoa IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY!

    • @jacksonandrews8714
      @jacksonandrews8714 3 года назад +16

      Woawoawoa it’s the DANCE-of-ITALY

  • @Cpt.Str4ng3
    @Cpt.Str4ng3 4 года назад +2428

    The Friendssong was a foreshadowing to Unus Annus.

  • @muffim_tv
    @muffim_tv 3 года назад +926

    mark: it’s so cruel to throw away toys
    also mark: *cuts all the toys into pieces and stitches them back together into literal nightmares*

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 лет назад +7891

    Owner: (spends thousands of dollars on new toys)
    Dog: I gotta say, this cardboard box is pretty cool.

  • @siadubey
    @siadubey 5 лет назад +1525

    *When the first few seconds of the video actually became a 'cloth-smacking' contest...*

  • @maynoryanes
    @maynoryanes 5 лет назад +1743

    I'm impressed at how mark caught those balls of yarn flawlessly and didn't skip a beat while talking

  • @talonsandwings17
    @talonsandwings17 2 года назад +226

    One of my primary sources of serotonin is Ethan saying something, it makes a surprise direct hit on Mark’s funny bone, and Mark then spends the next minute absolutely disabled by full-body laughter.

    • @psm7990
      @psm7990 5 месяцев назад +2

      Same, it’s delightful

  • @tylerbator3168
    @tylerbator3168 3 года назад +2476

    “IM GONNA MAKE THIS BABY A FURRY”- Ethan Nestor 2019

    • @waffl3_ir0n69
      @waffl3_ir0n69 3 года назад +28

      yay! more rep for the fandom!

    • @kariannek7326
      @kariannek7326 3 года назад +13

      That was one of my favorite moments of the whole video XD XD XD

    • @Valetravelgames
      @Valetravelgames 3 года назад +9

      Babyfur

    • @El1t3_VR
      @El1t3_VR 3 года назад +3

      666 likes 😲

    • @Crowstooth-xh9xj
      @Crowstooth-xh9xj 3 года назад +5

      @@Valetravelgames Thats a difrent thing

  • @kenziebear5165
    @kenziebear5165 4 года назад +2639

    Tyler: “I feel like you have a friends song that teaches Mark about friendship.”
    Mark: “Yeah sing”
    Ethan, with no hesitation: *starts singing*

    • @beluud5870
      @beluud5870 4 года назад +71

      @@cinna7960 OOOOOH IS A KEY CHAAANGE (but actually it isn't), OOOOOH IS A KEY CHAAANGE, OOOOOH IS THE DISCLAIMER SOOOOOOOOoooooong

    • @James-ce6dc
      @James-ce6dc 4 года назад +29

      @@beluud5870 hello, unus annus buddies

    • @jacksonsears3866
      @jacksonsears3866 4 года назад +12

      Friends friends friends

    • @RidgeRunner4501
      @RidgeRunner4501 4 года назад +20

      Friends. Friends. Friends. Take a giant look at my giant peen

    • @madisonogden9593
      @madisonogden9593 4 года назад +5

      Andrew Johnston OH

  • @AlloyTB
    @AlloyTB 5 лет назад +1530

    "Were making dog toys"
    seconds later they're whipping each other

    • @chain_sol2233
      @chain_sol2233 5 лет назад +9

      *GASP* this is just like my locker room but we get hit with hard wet towels to make it hurt. I can see why we have rash? (i think its called that) SO thats why the girl were afraid of us at gym we hit hard

    • @prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185
      @prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 5 лет назад +3

      Chain_Sol 22 Now I am not saying that you should stop doing it... but wet towels can actually draw blood and cut flesh. I also now of a story (which I checked to make sure it was true) from a camp I went to. The guys were screwing around in the cabin, hitting each other with towels. One dude really wound his strike up and hit another dude square in the sack, which promptly dropped with his balls to the floor. Dude had to go to the hospital in huge pain.

    • @chain_sol2233
      @chain_sol2233 5 лет назад +2

      @@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 we were making sure to pull our whips (Since we were playing around) so no serious injuries but it did sting and yes we were crazy but thats in the past now l shoot people with my Nerf gun not as dangerous as wet towel tho l think are they?

    • @prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185
      @prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 5 лет назад +1

      Chain_Sol 22 Nerf guns are not usually strong enough to cause too much damage. Although a few here and there that are not powered and fired the traditional way (through motors and springs) can sometimes pack a decent punch. Something else that is kind of funny is that a couple off brand nerf knock-off guns are stronger and have greater range than their nerf counterpart. Although if you wanna see dangerous nerf just ridiculously then may I suggest watching "The most dangerous nerf" serious by ADHDs World.

    • @chain_sol2233
      @chain_sol2233 5 лет назад +1

      @@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 thank you also l removed my air restriction for my sniper and i think l did that for my automatic idk been a while now that packs a punch (do not try side affects are in loosing your friend starting a nerf war and having the enemy with the same gun power and all that good stuff) and this is why we have anime otkau and waifu guys

  • @ImitationAfton
    @ImitationAfton Год назад +255

    Mark being a masochist and secretly liking the towel smack

  • @doyalikejazz7253
    @doyalikejazz7253 5 лет назад +2420

    Mark arguing when literally no one is disagreeing with him is a whole 2019 mood

    • @jeffreythecow2392
      @jeffreythecow2392 5 лет назад +9

      ok no more people like this

    • @doyalikejazz7253
      @doyalikejazz7253 5 лет назад +3

      Jeffrey The Cow 😂 sorry man lol

    • @himynameismrpink
      @himynameismrpink 5 лет назад +38

      Amy was totally giving him a look off camera that got him defensive haha

    • @m0ldy137
      @m0ldy137 5 лет назад +2

      666 likes

    • @doyalikejazz7253
      @doyalikejazz7253 5 лет назад +2

      Dabonzo truuuuue lmao I wish they’d caught it on camera

  • @cjthesorceress7937
    @cjthesorceress7937 5 лет назад +1330

    "Chica's a solid."
    -Wingus, 2019

    • @plasticsaturnia6307
      @plasticsaturnia6307 5 лет назад +54

      That's Heapass to you

    • @kyreebeatty6002
      @kyreebeatty6002 5 лет назад +17

      While he's not wrong, Chica's also technically a liquid and a gas as well, with bodily fluids and oxygen in her blood...

    • @geebygeeber
      @geebygeeber 5 лет назад +7

      I thinks she's more of a liquid 😂

    • @loser1347
      @loser1347 5 лет назад +7

      AgnusTale• アグナステイル she’s an absolute unit

    • @owencole2406
      @owencole2406 5 лет назад +1

      CJ English he said slut.

  • @dominikky6891
    @dominikky6891 4 года назад +2927

    Mark: CHICA!
    Tyler:CHICA!!
    Ethan:CHICA!!!
    Henry: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

    • @yeetmanreal1st833
      @yeetmanreal1st833 4 года назад +5

      Dominique Luckystar great joke

    • @Airou7856
      @Airou7856 4 года назад +50

      Mark: “Well Chica’s a slut anyway, ...Henry!”

    • @vaehkurz2146
      @vaehkurz2146 4 года назад +4

      Omg nice one btw you should put that on tiktok

    • @vaehkurz2146
      @vaehkurz2146 4 года назад +2

      Thx for the like

    • @sammy6908
      @sammy6908 4 года назад +1

      Book Series?

  • @zekrom2359
    @zekrom2359 Год назад +180

    we gonna talk about the fact that mark just recreated mimikyu?

  • @pestylucas7406
    @pestylucas7406 3 года назад +6451

    Ethan: do you want to eat a furry?
    Mark: do you want to eat some parasites?
    Tyler: dO yOu wANt tO eAt YouR dAD?

  • @twilight3272
    @twilight3272 4 года назад +1774

    Not gonna lie, Tyler’s looked the most durable lol

    • @aimaos8888
      @aimaos8888 4 года назад +11

      What are you taaaalking about. Mark's is obviously the best

    • @anushkapandey8588
      @anushkapandey8588 4 года назад +26

      Lol I know right, it looked tough enough for the dog to bite on

    • @ang4007
      @ang4007 4 года назад +15

      it’s the mustache

    • @caffeination17
      @caffeination17 4 года назад +7

      yeah that's what i thought too

    • @lailagalgoi
      @lailagalgoi 4 года назад +8

      I was thinking as well cause the other toys looked like they would fall apart.especially those worms 😂

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 5 лет назад +4969

    Humans always have way more fun with dog toys than the dogs themselves.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 5 лет назад +72

      True story, I stole one of my dogs' duck toys for myself.

    • @Zeeratman
      @Zeeratman 5 лет назад +18

      Ikr

    • @Zeeratman
      @Zeeratman 5 лет назад +18

      @@bluelfsuma same but is stole about 5-10 toys

    • @pebblespark9812
      @pebblespark9812 5 лет назад +25

      @@bluelfsuma i read that wrong
      im sorry

    • @__rraina
      @__rraina 5 лет назад +11

      PebbleSpark - Warriors Fan (O_O) OH um

  • @Grab_N001
    @Grab_N001 3 года назад +59

    I love the entire beginning of this video was chaos but they had so much fun

  • @mothmanghost983
    @mothmanghost983 4 года назад +2046

    I love the dynamic of these three.
    Mark: ringleader with a sense of control, but always ends up distracted by his own shenanigans or Ethan's.
    Ethan: chaotic cinnamon roll.
    Tyler: actually doing the task efficiently.

  • @xxiaovex
    @xxiaovex 5 лет назад +12192

    Petition to have ethan make a full cover of his 'friends' song

  • @huh4829
    @huh4829 5 лет назад +826

    Ethan: Mine has sight
    Mark: Mine can scream in pain
    Tyler: *I MADE A WARFSTACHE EFFIGY*

    • @huh4829
      @huh4829 5 лет назад +2

      @@l3ila219 Nice job, what's yours from?

    • @evyzer
      @evyzer 5 лет назад +2

      @@huh4829 ngl I thought your profile pic was from Missio

    • @huh4829
      @huh4829 5 лет назад +2

      @@evyzer Looks similar but it is from the song Choke

    • @princxssj
      @princxssj 5 лет назад

      this comment and your profile picture are amazing. I love IDKHow

    • @huh4829
      @huh4829 5 лет назад +1

      @@princxssj Same, thanks a lot

  • @randomperson-op6fu
    @randomperson-op6fu 3 года назад +97

    Marks toy: Pikachu if he was bought of the black market
    Ethan's toy: Satan's true form
    Tyler: suicidal markimoo

  • @Ashley-nu9xs
    @Ashley-nu9xs 5 лет назад +884

    1:44
    Mark: Chica you remember this old toy
    Chica: goes to grab toy
    Mark: well it dead now. It’s gonna die. We’re gonna kill it.

  • @yoimxyler1711
    @yoimxyler1711 5 лет назад +1575

    “I’m gonna make this baby a furry”
    ~Ethan 2019

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 лет назад +21

      - Ethan Mark Nestor; March 5, 2019
      i made it sound fancier, ur welcome

    • @yoimxyler1711
      @yoimxyler1711 5 лет назад +2

      aikømei ...it’s the 5th 😂 but thank you human

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 лет назад +2

      Woah it’s Xyler Brynn! oh shit wait
      i fixed it hehhehe

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 лет назад +1

      Jonah Trujillo nah fam i *just* unliked it for the reason of s a t a n

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 5 лет назад +1

      That's probably what my parents said when I was born-

  • @galaxybeans3542
    @galaxybeans3542 5 лет назад +648

    Mark: You cried
    Ethan: I cried
    Mark: You almost cried
    Tyler: *stares into camera*

    • @jon646an
      @jon646an 5 лет назад +1

      *IT WAS TERRIBLE*

  • @brokenThinker
    @brokenThinker 10 месяцев назад +42

    ethan naming the 5 senses 12:57
    1. sight *grabs the hear*
    2. smell
    3. taste
    4. touch
    5. .....
    me dying of laughter because I can barely breath

    • @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
      @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 8 месяцев назад +4

      5. Sight?

    • @NeoMeconopsis
      @NeoMeconopsis 6 месяцев назад +3

      I mean, grabbing the ear indicates hearing, so technically he had all five??

    • @brokenThinker
      @brokenThinker 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@NeoMeconopsis i mean there are creatures the see through sound so. is ethan really wrong?

  • @francesemily6460
    @francesemily6460 3 года назад +1052

    me: Ethan's isn't that bad
    Ethan: *turns it around*
    me: o h n o

    • @DeeFightingDreamer
      @DeeFightingDreamer 3 года назад +26

      Lmao I was literally about to comment "Ethan's toy actually looks the best" but then he turned it around

  • @necroboy4572
    @necroboy4572 4 года назад +2001

    Imagine being in a waiting room and hearing
    Okay countdown from 10
    10
    *loud ass thud*

    • @Astherisblank
      @Astherisblank 4 года назад +78

      kokichi ouma I WAS EATING FUCKING RAMEN NOODLES AND I WAS DRINKING THE EXTRA JUICE I STARTED LAUGHING AND IT WENT OUT MY NOSE, I GOT A DAMN NOSE BLEED *intense wheezing and laughing whilst struggling to get a towel or paper towel to stop the nose bleed*

    • @kendalllowery1420
      @kendalllowery1420 4 года назад +18

      Necroboy the doctor could not save you today..,

    • @delsol__
      @delsol__ 4 года назад +20

      XxWolf_ShotxX XxAlphaxX| that happened to me but i was just drinking soda on his mad libs video.. yea my nose was burning for a while

    • @Umbr0
      @Umbr0 4 года назад +12

      "Oh...it happened again..."
      "Just get a helmet and sedate 'im.... *NEXT* "

    • @mellohix
      @mellohix 4 года назад +2

      XxWolf_ShotxX XxAlphaxX OH MY GOD LOLLLLLLLL

  • @insertnamehere6191
    @insertnamehere6191 5 лет назад +647

    1- Sight
    2- Smell
    3- Taste
    4- Touch
    5- *Sight*
    *THE FIVE SENSES*

    • @starling_song
      @starling_song 5 лет назад +46

      Insert Name Here What? I couldn't hear you.

    • @shannishanni5479
      @shannishanni5479 5 лет назад +2

      @@starling_song 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leelasuelane6544
      @leelasuelane6544 5 лет назад +1

      I want to correct you but I dont know if this is a joke yet

    • @insertnamehere6191
      @insertnamehere6191 5 лет назад

      @@leelasuelane6544 uh it's literally in the video? Lol

    • @leelasuelane6544
      @leelasuelane6544 5 лет назад

      @@insertnamehere6191 haven't finished yet

  • @jdands8388
    @jdands8388 3 года назад +189

    I love that they seemed to have found something Ethan seems confident doing. He was so happy and content and it was Amazing to see. The result was a little scary, but the effort and happiness is a win

  • @viqtrz
    @viqtrz 4 года назад +1220

    Mark: *Kills every person who says something bad to chica*
    Also Mark: *wElL cHiCa'S a SlUt AnYwAy!*

    • @CardStacked
      @CardStacked 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @ellascaife6198
      @ellascaife6198 4 года назад +1

      @Rae Roxx yup!

    • @drakegiacometti309
      @drakegiacometti309 4 года назад +4

      well yea and well no and well maby and well never and well penis

    • @goodnightlain
      @goodnightlain 4 года назад +6

      @@drakegiacometti309 what

    • @edenfoster-c6q
      @edenfoster-c6q 4 года назад +1

      i would fight someone on spot for saying something bad to my dog but i also bully him so much 💀

  • @tamakiamajiki1544
    @tamakiamajiki1544 5 лет назад +625

    Best quote of the year:
    "You gotta knock it out before you perform surgery" ~Ethan 2019

  • @Moodyslime400
    @Moodyslime400 5 лет назад +1114

    I love how these videos are always just Mark and Ethan talking smack to each other while Tyler works silently, and Marks creations are almost always the most horrifying

    • @HarryStikers
      @HarryStikers 5 лет назад +44

      Except for the pie. Ethan's was a freak show.

    • @netherboss8774
      @netherboss8774 5 лет назад +8

      don't forget about the pizza and cake.

    • @priscilav.7321
      @priscilav.7321 5 лет назад +12

      Ethans is the most horrifying most of the time 😂

    • @plasmetal8225
      @plasmetal8225 5 лет назад +7

      Mark essentially made Mimikyu, Ethan made some sort of bootleg Perry the Platypus, and Tyler made a Voodoo Doll

    • @quieresfrijoles7299
      @quieresfrijoles7299 5 лет назад

      And the best

  • @v2actingsus
    @v2actingsus 3 года назад +238

    All Weird Ethan Moments:
    0:41 "doy tooy-”
    1:11 (Sinister Ethan)
    1:23 “Nenenehe- Nenenehe- (Ethan Car)
    2:07 (uhhhh face’d Ethan)
    2:22 (Sinister Surgery)
    3:30 “Feels so *Right!”*
    3:33 (Cut the Pika Poo!)
    4:24 “OoOoOoOOoOOooo WooOooO, OOOOoooOoWOooOOoOoWUuUuUu, Friends friends friends-” ok no more
    4:44 “-rub a dub dubbing-“
    5:53 (Door creak) “I’m gonna make this baby a furry!”
    5:55 “-baby a furry!”
    6:24 “OOH I can use you!”
    6:29 *”EHE.”* (Throws broken Toucan)
    7:44 “Ow!- *FUUUU-“*
    9:39 (why)
    11:11 (continuing de line u kno?)
    12:49 “-love the *Hunt!”*
    12:58 “We’ve got sight. *We’ve got S I G H T.”*
    16:46 *“How to tie a noose”*
    18:42 “Markiplier *GAME.”*
    19:01 “Buh bye!”

  • @MaiaBurrell
    @MaiaBurrell 5 лет назад +837

    I almost died when they made Ethans voice into the car starter

    • @brooktrout8568
      @brooktrout8568 5 лет назад +4

      Oh no! Was it the asphyxiation from your laughing?!

    • @el_darkstar
      @el_darkstar 5 лет назад +7

      Omg sameee i had to pause the video because it was too much for me. Its at 1:22 😂

    • @hannahkittell1220
      @hannahkittell1220 5 лет назад +4

      I was hoping they would put the guy hitting his car with a tree saying "sTaRt, MoFoKeR"

  • @johnmoffat4075
    @johnmoffat4075 4 года назад +710

    This was the start of Ethan’s journey evolving into Sid

    • @banke6682
      @banke6682 3 года назад +10

      Devolving*

    • @TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube
      @TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube 3 года назад +2

      They do know that putting ears, a tail, and beak on it doesn't make it a furry, right?

    • @lakotariveras6635
      @lakotariveras6635 3 года назад +2

      i was thinking the same thing XD

    • @marialindell9874
      @marialindell9874 3 года назад

      401

    • @LowResolution_
      @LowResolution_ 3 года назад +1

      @@TheBetterBleedingBladesRUclips your username and your comment tell me alot about yourself
      This isn't ment to be offensive btw

  • @thebeandogs3136
    @thebeandogs3136 4 года назад +822

    Mark: impressively catches two yarn balls whilst talking
    Ethan: snippiy snippiy

    • @Astherisblank
      @Astherisblank 4 года назад +6

      Sora Ishido12 hes just practicing how to murder his next victim lol

    • @SilverFlagPole
      @SilverFlagPole 4 года назад +4

      Ethan Scissor hands

  • @beebabooda
    @beebabooda 2 года назад +21

    i'm crying chica seemed so happy at the end there her entire body was wagging i.. i'm. i. eugh i love her

  • @chickenchoicejudy
    @chickenchoicejudy 5 лет назад +2853

    Who else wants a full version of Ethan's song?

  • @trash5673
    @trash5673 5 лет назад +442

    Mark: "We're making dog toys"
    Ethan: *Starts singing about friends*

    • @homebrewHousehold
      @homebrewHousehold 5 лет назад +1

      Hi Man about *gay* friends.

    • @trash5673
      @trash5673 5 лет назад +1

      @@homebrewHousehold
      Lol

    • @homebrewHousehold
      @homebrewHousehold 5 лет назад +1

      Earliest reply ive ever gotten. But you had a point, just had to finish it

    • @trash5673
      @trash5673 5 лет назад +1

      @Artistic tomatolol

  • @ShinySahil
    @ShinySahil Год назад +17

    when mark mentioned the scene from toy story 3 and said "everyone cried because it was very sad"
    i immediately remembered laughing hysterically at the scene when i first saw it

  • @yoimxyler1711
    @yoimxyler1711 5 лет назад +418

    “You gotta knock it out before you preform surgery”
    ~crankgameplays 2019

    • @kylie7780
      @kylie7780 5 лет назад +3

      I didn't know Ethan was an anesthesiologist.

    • @iLinked
      @iLinked 5 лет назад

      >preform

  • @blairehr9365
    @blairehr9365 4 года назад +1273

    Ethan’s “Friends” song at 4:24 perfectly describes Unus Annus

  • @Therisingriver
    @Therisingriver 5 лет назад +365

    Ethan: you gotta knock it out before you preform surgery
    Mark: *laughing really hard*

    • @lexi_hana
      @lexi_hana 5 лет назад +5

      That's worse than Elon Musk laughing at a dead deer

    • @Sam_-qt3wd
      @Sam_-qt3wd 5 лет назад +2

      I died then

    • @r.l.e.9082
      @r.l.e.9082 5 лет назад +4

      Honestly I love Ethan's sense of humor, especially the dark and morbid stuff XD

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 года назад

      *cackling*

  • @PeachyDayItIs
    @PeachyDayItIs 2 года назад +17

    I just realized Ethan tied the noose to give to Tyler. That’s sweet in a concerning way 😂

  • @spellsdoom
    @spellsdoom 5 лет назад +1603

    Nobody:
    Ethan grabbing ear: *wEv'e GoT sIGht*

  • @coleby5976
    @coleby5976 3 года назад +2965

    Mark then: dog toys are so expensive now
    Mark today: spends almost 2,000 dollars on flashlights just for a RUclips video

    • @FluffyDragonDrawing
      @FluffyDragonDrawing 3 года назад +54

      dont forget the poptarts

    • @gloriamitchell2856
      @gloriamitchell2856 3 года назад +5

      I would like this but it has 69 likes so...

    • @GrimDaTroller
      @GrimDaTroller 3 года назад +9

      Also spends like 500 dollars in supplies for this video and wastes most of it

    • @bockboi4035
      @bockboi4035 3 года назад +6

      @@gloriamitchell2856 ah yes a man of culture

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 3 года назад +2

      I'm pretty sure this is also around the time he bought Becky
      Edit wait no he bought Becky 3 months later

  • @Kiabeta
    @Kiabeta 5 лет назад +1860

    No one:
    Ethan: HoW tO TiE a NoOsE

    • @hubtrrrr1488
      @hubtrrrr1488 5 лет назад +4

      YUP

    • @dr.penguins9953
      @dr.penguins9953 5 лет назад +7

      i actually dont know how to make a hangman noose tbh

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 5 лет назад +29

      Let's learn how to tie a noose
      It's easy if you're not obtuse

    • @droopyhai
      @droopyhai 5 лет назад +4

      @@starrypines590 I was thinking of that lol 😂

    • @redwolfproductions5165
      @redwolfproductions5165 5 лет назад +7

      what makes this better is when you realize he talks like that sometimes

  • @Kreepo420
    @Kreepo420 Год назад +108

    I feel so bad for mark because he put thought and love and a story into his and Henry and Chica completely ignored it for a furry and marks alt ego on a noose.

  • @jessmorgan4037
    @jessmorgan4037 5 лет назад +1086

    *is no one talking about how good these men can sew?*

  • @clare9697
    @clare9697 5 лет назад +322

    Ethan: HITS BABY ON TABLE
    Mark: Uhhhhh jesus christ
    Ethan: YOu GOt tO KNocK It Out bEfOre yOu pErform SuRgerY

    • @Ivan-uq8cc
      @Ivan-uq8cc 5 лет назад +10

      I don't want ethan to be my surgeon

    • @sarahmarino2786
      @sarahmarino2786 5 лет назад +12

      Clare Bear I trust that man with my fucking life

  • @sergeantbread5302
    @sergeantbread5302 5 лет назад +512

    Mark as a dad
    Child: *has dream*
    Mark: "you see this dream? It's gonna die. We're gonna kill it."
    Child: .-.

    • @tayluurr
      @tayluurr 5 лет назад +3

      \_(》_》)_/
      I dont know why I did this

  • @DopeIsotope
    @DopeIsotope Год назад +4

    I love Ethan looking up how to tie a noose. I'm sure google was like "hey, please call this suicide hotline."

  • @BrokenDocksEntertainment
    @BrokenDocksEntertainment 3 года назад +2202

    Mark: *cuts off Pikachu's head*
    Ethan: *cuts off Pikachu's ear*
    Mark: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! YOU BASTARD!!!"

    • @ticket7161
      @ticket7161 2 года назад +29

      “You killed kenn- PIKACHU.” “you bastard!”

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi 2 года назад +15

      yeah that's a good summary of their dynamic as Unus Annus

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 2 года назад +4

      My comrade has fallen

    • @nebulaticbee
      @nebulaticbee Год назад

      XD

  • @khoi2189
    @khoi2189 5 лет назад +271

    No one:
    Ethan: *smacks child’s head on table*

  • @thesaltiestspoon
    @thesaltiestspoon 5 лет назад +440

    "You cried"
    _"I cried"_
    "You almost cried" *menacing silence*

  • @MrGoose-vn1lp
    @MrGoose-vn1lp 3 года назад +16

    Mark: "Do you remember Sid from the first movie?"
    Me: "Yes, he's sitting right next to you."

  • @pesterenan
    @pesterenan 5 лет назад +697

    "We are going to make dogs toys!"
    *ONE MINUTE PASSES*
    Starts whipping each other in the room.
    *Classic Markimoo's videos... xD*

  • @WondrVideos
    @WondrVideos 5 лет назад +543

    3:46
    Mark: entirely separates Pikachu's head from the rest of its body.
    Ethan: cuts the tiny little ear off of Pikachu.
    Mark: *WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!*

  • @danielpark4942
    @danielpark4942 5 лет назад +712

    Tyler and Ethan: Actually attempting to make a dog toy
    Mark: puts pikachu head on hot dog

  • @Cerberus-Viper
    @Cerberus-Viper 3 года назад +23

    the first few minutes of the video is the definition of " child at heart "

  • @ItsAK9
    @ItsAK9 5 лет назад +492

    That Pikachu toy is actually made of nightmares.

    • @retardfilmproductionspp1044
      @retardfilmproductionspp1044 5 лет назад +3

      Pikahu use decap not on your self

    • @SamDeMonic
      @SamDeMonic 5 лет назад +3

      I want to see someone make it look more horrifying

    • @kkelpie6849
      @kkelpie6849 5 лет назад +1

      and forever more it will be the thang of my nightmares.

    • @LordOfGilneas
      @LordOfGilneas 5 лет назад

      No Disagreement here that thing is an abombination XD

    • @dogbrain000
      @dogbrain000 5 лет назад +1

      I liked the concept of it. And it also looked as if it was wearing a kimono.

  • @Gragoroth
    @Gragoroth 5 лет назад +218

    Mark: "You cried!"
    Ethan: "I cried!"
    Mark: "You almost cried!"
    Tyler: *blank stare*

    • @jordanbuanno
      @jordanbuanno 5 лет назад +6

      He's stone face Tyler 😂

    • @Gragoroth
      @Gragoroth 5 лет назад +4

      @@jordanbuanno Tyler: Smile always!

  • @mileenabelle
    @mileenabelle 5 лет назад +722

    *knocks baby's head on the table*
    Ethan: You have to knock it out before you preform surgery

  • @friendlychef5901
    @friendlychef5901 Год назад +6

    I don't know why Bob being Rest In Pieces whilst Wade Rest In Species made me laugh so hard.

  • @duaasiddiqui5844
    @duaasiddiqui5844 5 лет назад +512

    Ethan: *Smacks baby on table*
    Mark: *Horrified but still laughing*
    Ethan: *you gotta knock it out before you preform surgery.*

  • @CreativeCarrah
    @CreativeCarrah 5 лет назад +323

    I'm learning so much about friendship..

  • @swagmeister3000
    @swagmeister3000 5 лет назад +240

    ethan googling how to tie a noose is a whole ass mood

  • @thatwolfweirdo3-bq6gf
    @thatwolfweirdo3-bq6gf 11 месяцев назад +5

    Thank god for subtitles!! I’m watching this with my deaf best friend and my other friend! I love these sub titles! It helps her so much!

  • @Ghost_Sydney
    @Ghost_Sydney 5 лет назад +263

    4:13-5:05
    Friendship song
    3 types of dog toy creators
    1- I'm going to make a furry
    2-*makes Pikachu infested with worms and a hot dog*
    3- quite but makes a voodoo doll

  • @Sillymoment910
    @Sillymoment910 5 лет назад +501

    *you gotta knock it out before you perform surgery*
    When Ethan said that he broke Mark.
    That's a very Epic quote from Ethan.

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 4 года назад +2556

    Mark: "Chica, Uppus"
    "UPPUS ANNUS"

    • @RubyEmerald
      @RubyEmerald 4 года назад +63

      HERE IT IS
      I knew SOMEone else had to be in on this

    • @allinory
      @allinory 4 года назад +27

      BALDUS UPPUS

    • @beanverysmol
      @beanverysmol 4 года назад +11

      Aretha Coleman
      Wait anal?

    • @a..3657
      @a..3657 4 года назад +7

      *y e s*

    • @enbyunus
      @enbyunus 4 года назад +4

      If this doesn't happen I will stab a wall

  • @dianamu5697
    @dianamu5697 3 года назад +46

    "Here's a baby"
    "A baby" -violently smashes that kiddo against the table-
    Yes, that's a good dad

  • @sweatychicken222
    @sweatychicken222 5 лет назад +839

    Best quote here
    “You got to knock it out before surgery”
    And I also like how Ethan was googling how to tie a noose

  • @birdguy6421
    @birdguy6421 4 года назад +1607

    I just realized this was posted on my Birthday last year... Best gift i could ever get.

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 года назад +19

      Well then happy (extremely belated) birthday.

    • @lutherorluth
      @lutherorluth 4 года назад +8

      Happy......birthday 🥳😋

    • @clxrity2992
      @clxrity2992 4 года назад +8

      Twins!

    • @atlasllm
      @atlasllm 4 года назад +6

      Happy late Birthday then! I hope the next one will be a good one for you ^^

    • @imperium8711
      @imperium8711 4 года назад +6

      Happy belated birthday

  • @birdape5033
    @birdape5033 5 лет назад +600

    5:54 I can just imagine god saying “I’m gonna make this baby a furry!”

    • @justin-gq1zj
      @justin-gq1zj 5 лет назад

      Mborg152 Something lmao

    • @swansyboy8512
      @swansyboy8512 5 лет назад +11

      what do you mean "imagine"?
      You litteraly *_hear_* Him say it in the video...

    • @juzoarmor3841
      @juzoarmor3841 5 лет назад +2

      That happened to me

    • @madjamproductions
      @madjamproductions 5 лет назад +4

      As a furry I can say this comment is 110% true

    • @Crazy_Bomb
      @Crazy_Bomb 5 лет назад +1

      Pretty sure he doesn't phrase it like that. Trust me, I know my God.

  • @perthaputton1203
    @perthaputton1203 2 года назад +9

    Markiplier: WE'RE MAKING DOG TOYS!!!
    Markiplier, EEF, and Tyler: *abuses each other*

  • @angelperez4103
    @angelperez4103 5 лет назад +400

    5:54
    Ethan: I’m gonna make this baby a Furry!
    Mark on the other side: *CACKLES*

  • @ariannasomera5944
    @ariannasomera5944 5 лет назад +538

    Mark: Turns Completely Into Sid from Toy Story
    Ethan: Makes A Furry
    Tyler: Makes Warfstache Convicting Suicide

  • @creeperdude3027
    @creeperdude3027 4 года назад +331

    Ethan: you don’t know about friendship
    Markiplier: I grew up poor, we couldn’t afford friendship
    Tyler: smilealways

  • @ghostf1903
    @ghostf1903 11 месяцев назад +4

    I love how Mark and Tyler just stare at Ethan when he didn't list the senses correctly 😭

  • @maeflwr7914
    @maeflwr7914 5 лет назад +333

    Ethan: Ya gotta knock it out before you perform surgery!
    Me: *I mean...... he's not lying.......(in most cases)*

    • @Phantomsangel
      @Phantomsangel 5 лет назад

      Dying now rofl

    • @maeflwr7914
      @maeflwr7914 5 лет назад +1

      @dutch van der linde yeah in some mild dental(or other, idk) surgeries(like mine), they might let you choose to just be numbed and be allowed to stay awake
      Sorry if it kind of sounds like I'm going on a slight rant🤣

  • @AmnesiaSaucy
    @AmnesiaSaucy 5 лет назад +362

    Grown men whipping eachother with scraps of fabric for the first 2 minutes of a craft video. Yeah this is normal.

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 5 лет назад +2

      Yep totally normal, totally not demonized

    • @nicolejackson1277
      @nicolejackson1277 5 лет назад +1

      Yup thats the three of them

    • @Whitewitch_25
      @Whitewitch_25 5 лет назад +1

      Yep totally normal. 😂 Made me laugh so hard.

    • @angelabrooks4790
      @angelabrooks4790 5 лет назад

      Yep normal

    • @JuliaNightmare
      @JuliaNightmare 5 лет назад +1

      They're basically giant children (well, mostly Tyler and Mark, since Ethan is the youngest at like 21 or 22).

  • @luper_dbk3165
    @luper_dbk3165 5 лет назад +873

    1:04 ( after whip noise )
    Top O' The Mornin' To Ya Laddies My Name Is Jacksepticeye

    • @sholomomo8759
      @sholomomo8759 5 лет назад +14

      OML that's the funniest thing I've heard all day
      - Jacksepticeye fan

    • @samuneechan
      @samuneechan 5 лет назад +5

      Right 😂😂😂

    • @kuruis
      @kuruis 5 лет назад

      AND MARKIPLIER TOoK MY SOUND UNSUB HIM

    • @-Dottore-
      @-Dottore- 5 лет назад +2

      No...

    • @-Dottore-
      @-Dottore- 5 лет назад +3

      @@kuruis no..

  • @bldypwz
    @bldypwz 5 лет назад +304

    Mark: *states facts*
    Everyone: *laughing*
    Mark: WHAT?! ItS tRuE! ItS a FaCt!!

  • @superherowolf2444
    @superherowolf2444 4 года назад +777

    Mark’s “Pikachu” thing is literally a weird darker Mimikyu

    • @EmpressMononoke
      @EmpressMononoke 4 года назад +10

      Superhero Wolf 2 thank you so much. I was looking for a comment that said this

    • @Alperzz_
      @Alperzz_ 4 года назад +4

      I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT🤣🤣🤣🤣 I saw him put the "dress" on and just thought mimikyu!!!!😁🤦😜🤣

    • @bullypopful
      @bullypopful 4 года назад +2

      I was just about to post this! Thanks for doing it for me!

    • @lipstickinvalentinobag
      @lipstickinvalentinobag 4 года назад

      I was thinking that the whole video

    • @Jelly-lc2db
      @Jelly-lc2db 4 года назад

      Found the comment that said it