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  • Опубликовано: 18 фев 2020
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +36216

    If you like a comment that says "only X can like this" you have small PP

  • @natanbergers8610
    @natanbergers8610 4 года назад +5700

    Jack: "Now I can stick my face in him"
    Kisses cat
    "And kiss him"
    Sticks face in cat

    • @uniquelymade3852
      @uniquelymade3852 4 года назад +43

      I was at that part in the video when I read this. xD

    • @CheleBadoo
      @CheleBadoo 4 года назад +43

      Just watching Jack stick his face in cat fur makes me feel like I'm suffocating.

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes 4 года назад +14

      I loved that so much 😭

    • @phinnofevans4587
      @phinnofevans4587 4 года назад +3

      gets strep throat

    • @Moortee
      @Moortee 4 года назад +5

      Change cat to something else and that is comedy

  • @bry4829
    @bry4829 3 года назад +9553

    Jack: Favorite color is red, channel color is green.
    Jack: also red-green colorblind

    • @crashdummee3923
      @crashdummee3923 3 года назад +363

      Why hello there i am desperate for human socialization

    • @MANTISNIXON
      @MANTISNIXON 3 года назад +180

      @@crashdummee3923 mood

    • @zander7745
      @zander7745 3 года назад +300

      We have been lied to backstabbed and possibly bamboozled

    • @pumpkinbumpkin767
      @pumpkinbumpkin767 3 года назад +74

      Christmas colours

    • @mac1n1cheese
      @mac1n1cheese 3 года назад +22

      @@zander7745 I get chu

  • @maggielozada1451
    @maggielozada1451 3 года назад +2194

    Jack: *isn't able to see surprised pikachu*
    Me: *laughs with sadness*
    Jack: *see's surprised pikachu*
    Me: *surprised Pikachu*

    • @caffeinegremlin4110
      @caffeinegremlin4110 3 года назад +31

      so it is the surprised pika
      I have strong deutan
      I can't see that XD

    • @benhaag3929
      @benhaag3929 3 года назад +9

      see is

    • @lillie3029
      @lillie3029 3 года назад +14

      Also him
      *i h a v e e v o l v e d*

    • @Alex-xc8bi
      @Alex-xc8bi 2 года назад +13

      Don't woosh me but, he can still see the colours he's colourblind to, they just don't look how they're supposed to.

    • @benhaag3929
      @benhaag3929 2 года назад

      @@Alex-xc8bi but what does that have to do with it

  • @dermotcallinan2149
    @dermotcallinan2149 3 года назад +587

    Jack: exited for 2020
    2020: “I’m about to end this mans whole career”

  • @Yes-me4pk
    @Yes-me4pk 4 года назад +2320

    Jack's Channel theme: *green*
    his actual favorite color: *red*
    Jack: *_red-green colorblind_*

    • @pierregikh
      @pierregikh 4 года назад +175

      Mark's channel theme: red
      his actual favorite color: green

    • @sleepyinnuendo
      @sleepyinnuendo 4 года назад +51

      Pierre Habimana favorite sour patch kid: _blue_

    • @genji5675
      @genji5675 4 года назад +8

      Big brain

    • @viqtrz
      @viqtrz 4 года назад +17

      Now that, that is some BIG BRAIN shit!

    • @acewatson784
      @acewatson784 4 года назад +5

      SHIP IT AGAIN
      Septiplier

  • @emma_de_dilemma
    @emma_de_dilemma 4 года назад +3606

    Meme Time has become Jack ranting, going on tangents about random shit, and is basically a bit of a therapy session for us all and I am so here for it

  • @aussiep5670
    @aussiep5670 3 года назад +40

    The fact that the creators of Subnautica have a quote from Jack on the game box proves that he is the true king of Subnautica

    • @papyrus6947
      @papyrus6947 2 года назад +1

      i have on of those
      Edit: I spelt one wrong

  • @stilesisnotneurotypical
    @stilesisnotneurotypical 3 года назад +156

    Seán: "2020: what's gonna happen?"
    COVID: "let me introduce myself."

  • @evandavis5223
    @evandavis5223 4 года назад +2286

    I hope I can meet Ryan Reynolds some day so I can say
    "Hey, you're that guy that knows Jacksepticeye!"

    • @zienelgar7751
      @zienelgar7751 4 года назад +31

      I want to like, but, u have the holy number so nah.. Lol

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 года назад +15

      @@zienelgar7751 u can like now

    • @meganhind1010
      @meganhind1010 4 года назад +73

      gridsleep the way you spelled youtubers just gave me eye cancer

    • @jpeg..
      @jpeg.. 4 года назад +3

      Satan ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @keiracopeland4721
      @keiracopeland4721 4 года назад +33

      @gridsleep it took me a good 10 seconds of dumbfounded staring to know what the f**k you meant by U2brs

  • @code_koriel
    @code_koriel 4 года назад +14751

    Jack's hair makes him look like he's about to wear a toga and explain what "memes" are to Caesar's court.

  • @atlas.was.taken.6296
    @atlas.was.taken.6296 3 года назад +57

    “The algorithm either hates me or loves me, I don’t know, I’m just happy to be here” - Jacksepticeye 2020 I love this quote

  • @randomuser0941
    @randomuser0941 3 года назад +395

    "I hAve a loT of pLAns, It's goIng To bE a rEAlly goOd year" Yeah Jack

    • @squish223
      @squish223 2 года назад +4

      ahh yes before 2020

    • @Galactica_One
      @Galactica_One 2 года назад +6

      Show a bit of respect, it's okay to have a tough time

    • @coutyandco.
      @coutyandco. 2 года назад

      Ah, an intellectual

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 2 года назад +1

      @@coutyandco. Eh.. Kind of a whiner.
      (They might've just been kidding lol)

    • @notbrody6113
      @notbrody6113 2 года назад +1

      @@theflowerhead are you kidding 2020 was awful it wreaked so many lives

  • @l.e.o7251
    @l.e.o7251 4 года назад +2846

    “He doesn’t pay rent” reminds me of Jenna marbles saying “she owes me money” about peach

  • @batandcat0508
    @batandcat0508 4 года назад +1108

    "The reason we have epic sadness is because we had epic joy."
    Holy--How am I supposed to move on with my life knowing this sentence now exists? Like...DAMN. I'm gonna quote that and people are going to say "omg you're so deep. where did you hear that from?" and i'm going to have to admit it came from Meme Time.

    • @alliefiscus9222
      @alliefiscus9222 4 года назад +7

      That really hurt :'))

    • @Shawdo_
      @Shawdo_ 4 года назад +3

      Yo thats so deep... where did you hear that from?>??}???

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 года назад +2

      Thomas Lewis Good thing I already knew that amirite

    • @wolfbad512
      @wolfbad512 4 года назад

      Not all true of a sentence in some ways it's good
      But still a good sentence tho

    • @NovahShark
      @NovahShark 4 года назад

      Bro you can join me in being infinitely happy by watching jacks videos and knowing people like me just leave positive comments and say bepis in public until I make everyone smile 😃

  • @xgnmetric4800
    @xgnmetric4800 2 года назад +47

    12:57 This meme helped me figure out that I have severe red green colorblindness. Thanks Jack!

    • @tessa4493
      @tessa4493 2 года назад +2

      oh my god same. IM LOSING MY MIND

    • @zachykunn
      @zachykunn Год назад +2

      Bro 💀

    • @rajath1331
      @rajath1331 Год назад

      Bruh sAmE😭😭😭

  • @igegrill8599
    @igegrill8599 2 года назад +30

    "I'm excited about this year"
    Oh, Sean... You sweet, little, naive child...

  • @advancedrepair_
    @advancedrepair_ 4 года назад +3619

    Jack: is able to find surprised pikachu face even though he has colourbliness
    Me: surprised pikachu face

    • @le_nukeman8863
      @le_nukeman8863 4 года назад +23

      Awww cmon, im also red green colour blind

    • @treemuger1
      @treemuger1 4 года назад +13

      and yet I still couldn't see it :(

    • @takamoron.
      @takamoron. 4 года назад +17

      It took me a while and my older sis had to outline it but I did end up finding it (red green colorblind)

    • @aniahliepard
      @aniahliepard 4 года назад +24

      @@gloriousfire1013 People with red green colorblindness can't see it because the red and green blend together for them instead of looking like two different colors, or something like that -someone can correct me if I'm wrong of course-

    • @bambitch83
      @bambitch83 4 года назад +1

      :0

  • @jayashp3855
    @jayashp3855 4 года назад +944

    Redditor : Makes a Meme which troubles Colour Blind people
    Jack : "I'm gonna do what's called a Pro Gamer Move"

    • @SyncSeiryuu
      @SyncSeiryuu 4 года назад +19

      If you wanna see the image in a red/green color blind test, look through the red side of a pair of old 3D glasses.

    • @tlkfanrwbyfan8716
      @tlkfanrwbyfan8716 4 года назад +4

      Can someone tell me what it says though?

    • @ianmitchell750
      @ianmitchell750 4 года назад +4

      Jack is right, it’s surprised pikachu

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +144

      Pro Boomer Move! Just move further away from meme until you can see it

    • @Lots17
      @Lots17 4 года назад +2

      @@jacksepticeye only works with glasses though :D

  • @leonmayne797
    @leonmayne797 3 года назад +155

    Little do you know, the whole time you had red hair and everyone said it was green cause we were all in on the joke.

    • @seasonsarecool
      @seasonsarecool 3 года назад +13

      don't tell him! he must not know the truth

  • @goldgalaxy2308
    @goldgalaxy2308 3 года назад +52

    "The only reason epic sadness exists is because we had epic joy to begin with." - Jacksepticeye, February 2020.

  • @piepiii
    @piepiii 3 года назад +3582

    Jack: I'm really excited about this year though.
    Me with the year almost over: 👁👄👁

    • @harukag8937
      @harukag8937 3 года назад +42

      Me hoping it ends fast because I’m having so much anxiety

    • @TrinitySoundss
      @TrinitySoundss 3 года назад +9

      @@harukag8937 same tbh

    • @margiecoleman1334
      @margiecoleman1334 3 года назад +11

      I'm actually excited. New years eve is the only night of the year I feel free

    • @eef1748
      @eef1748 3 года назад +8

      I don’t have any expectations for 2021

    • @lone_stick
      @lone_stick 3 года назад +1

      Hey have you heard about that meteor that's gonna hit the Earth a day before the election

  • @peeposux9476
    @peeposux9476 4 года назад +605

    *removing glasses*
    “One of these days i wont need my glasses!”
    “..but thats not today i still need my glasses”
    tHAT SO MEEE

    • @peeposux9476
      @peeposux9476 4 года назад +7

      HOLY COW JACK HEARTED MY COMMENT IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK IS THIS HAPPENING WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAXOKDDKC

    • @peeposux9476
      @peeposux9476 4 года назад +5

      dID JACK JUST HEART MY COMMENT
      IM HAAVINF A HEART ATTACK WTF THIS IS THE BEST THING THATS HAPPENED TO ME IN YEARS

    • @jiroconcepcion9382
      @jiroconcepcion9382 4 года назад +3

      Big pp

    • @azuregriffin1116
      @azuregriffin1116 4 года назад

      Read that as he said it c:

  • @_bananamelon_2417
    @_bananamelon_2417 2 года назад +14

    Jack: *Has Red-Green colourblindness*
    Also Jack: *Makes RUclips Avatar GREEN*

    • @bloxymonke847
      @bloxymonke847 2 года назад

      It's green so he sees red I guess

  • @robjohnsonmusicandgaming
    @robjohnsonmusicandgaming 3 года назад +14

    Cats on camera:
    *looks literally everywhere but the lens*

  • @confusedcrying986
    @confusedcrying986 4 года назад +2461

    Jack: "this is gonna be a great year "
    Pandemic
    Australian fire
    Quarantine
    Almost a WW3
    Riots
    Murder hornets
    Kobe
    Kim-Jong-Un
    George Floyd
    Beirut

  • @Bonzothegreat24
    @Bonzothegreat24 4 года назад +3217

    I’ve just realised, Jacks outro is quieter than him...

    • @kodi2329
      @kodi2329 4 года назад +11

      Thas lovely

    • @Jonathan-eh3nz
      @Jonathan-eh3nz 4 года назад +38

      jack is a eardrum executor

    • @sanctifiedsuccubus2562
      @sanctifiedsuccubus2562 4 года назад +9

      Of course, nothing is louder than the *boss.*

    • @chickenfart6783
      @chickenfart6783 4 года назад +10

      Bonzothegreat24 Was taking a turd when I saw this comment and I want every one to know my turd was a foot long

    • @plant8348
      @plant8348 4 года назад +10

      @@chickenfart6783 UNNESSECARY INFORMATION

  • @mrpro1842
    @mrpro1842 3 года назад +26

    Jack: I’m not going to get in to it...
    One sec later: jack:gets in to it

  • @nooblion2468
    @nooblion2468 3 года назад +24

    Sean: I’m not aloud to complain about anything ever again.
    When he plays subnatica below zeros full release: why did they change everything

  • @archerwarren4984
    @archerwarren4984 4 года назад +1449

    Jack: *starts talking about how he's creating a series with his egos*
    Me, a Fander: Jack's Septic Sides

  • @heresy_unfolding
    @heresy_unfolding 4 года назад +1073

    Jack: _i am red and green colorblind_
    Christmas: _am i a joke to you?_

    • @dumbkid_do8508
      @dumbkid_do8508 4 года назад +3

      Christmas is red and white...

    • @HydratedOats
      @HydratedOats 4 года назад +19

      AstroToast no

    • @Ohokk0
      @Ohokk0 4 года назад +15

      AstroToast no

    • @potatogem11
      @potatogem11 4 года назад +2

      septiplier*

    • @coolkieyt
      @coolkieyt 4 года назад +8

      Well Christmas is red,white,green and a few more-- wait--
      Nvm those are just the basic Christmas Colours so-

  • @Atomic_Toxic_Tonic
    @Atomic_Toxic_Tonic 2 года назад +4

    His “I’m so happy to see a cat” face is perfect, and it’s exactly what I look like whenever I see my cats

  • @charliepecht4653
    @charliepecht4653 3 года назад +21

    Just realized that Jack has better colorblindness than I do.

  • @notkylu2605
    @notkylu2605 4 года назад +419

    don't lie, all of us red, green colour blind people all took a step back to see if it was true

  • @kaseymathew1893
    @kaseymathew1893 4 года назад +752

    Jack: STOP MAKING THIS TYPE OF MEME!
    Me: Seán Mc-STOP-Lin

  • @berickson7826
    @berickson7826 3 года назад +6

    "I'm really excited for this year, I have a lot of plans"
    Famous last words

  • @bettinadeljanin4903
    @bettinadeljanin4903 3 года назад +19

    Jack: “This year’s gonna be so good!”
    Me: if only he knew 🥲

  • @echolynn13
    @echolynn13 4 года назад +600

    Jack: *is able to find surprised pikachu face despite his colorblindness*
    It was the power of the memes

    • @thebirdnerd
      @thebirdnerd 4 года назад +13

      he has deviated
      Im sorry im still obsessed after a year and a half forgiveness pls

    • @Bulldogs0986
      @Bulldogs0986 4 года назад

      I'm colorblind to the same color

    • @asnmelon7994
      @asnmelon7994 4 года назад

      Thank you, me too. 🥰

    • @williamhiegel2756
      @williamhiegel2756 4 года назад +2

      CassContent oh wow I saw it but I did not realize it was Pikachu

    • @dismockpixr131
      @dismockpixr131 4 года назад

      "Oh my god..."

  • @gamingbrother1699
    @gamingbrother1699 4 года назад +742

    When Jack disguises his split personalities as egos
    *SNEAK 100*

    • @lunacelestia77
      @lunacelestia77 4 года назад +8

      @Ba its not tho lmao
      -a person with DID

    • @babzm.1666
      @babzm.1666 4 года назад +8

      Ba It’s not tho
      -Another person with DID

    • @P_64P
      @P_64P 4 года назад +2

      So I’m not the only one who thinks so, yes

    • @pufflesfox
      @pufflesfox 4 года назад

      @Ba no

    • @joshuang9341
      @joshuang9341 4 года назад +1

      Then he starts a italian gang and sells drugs to kids

  • @zatterz5412
    @zatterz5412 3 года назад +8

    "I'm really exited about this year, I have a lot of plans."
    Well that aged poorly

  • @thegilsonguy8811
    @thegilsonguy8811 3 года назад +12

    jack: can’t wait to see what 2020 brings us.
    2020: u in for a fukin ride

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 4 года назад +420

    Jack posting twice a day is like that kid who only gets an hour of sleep a day and still has the energy to do school

    • @Wasattsi
      @Wasattsi 4 года назад +15

      I’ve seen you around for literal years at this point Helena. It genuinely feels nice to see another old fan.

    • @spazzmania5798
      @spazzmania5798 4 года назад +2

      AKA me

    • @cameliamartin7724
      @cameliamartin7724 4 года назад +1

      Me

    • @rafayyaqub6511
      @rafayyaqub6511 4 года назад +3

      Holy shite. Haven't seen your comments in a while!

    • @helenarosno
      @helenarosno 4 года назад +2

      Cobalt that’s awesome! Yeah I’ve been here since the end of 2017. This channel had grown a lot since then but I’m sure that there are older veterans than me :)

  • @dov3356
    @dov3356 4 года назад +1560

    Jack: *Can't see the picture bc hes red & green colorblind*
    Also Jack: _Im gonna do what's called a pro gamer move_
    Edit: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

    • @melvinmcfly4498
      @melvinmcfly4498 4 года назад +5

      blep wait what’s the picture?

    • @windtalker6519
      @windtalker6519 4 года назад +4

      I'm also Red Green Colorblind and I didn't see it

    • @Altair676
      @Altair676 4 года назад +8

      @@windtalker6519 I recently found out I'm red/green blind. I had to take the image, go into an editor, and change the hue so I could actually see what it was. It's surprised pikachu

    • @fox4dayz278
      @fox4dayz278 4 года назад +3

      Sorry, but this comment would have been so much better if you left out the word "Edit".

    • @emiliaschmidt9678
      @emiliaschmidt9678 4 года назад

      don't forget Kobe Bryant

  • @DangerDude4
    @DangerDude4 2 года назад +6

    Jack: “I’m really excited about this year”
    Next Month: Pandemic, Quarantined, Covid-19

  • @flamingace0672
    @flamingace0672 3 года назад +9

    “2020 is gonna be a good year”
    Me watching this in 2021: *“are u sure about that”*

  • @itzmevero
    @itzmevero 3 года назад +1317

    "say goodbye to toilet paper" oh the irony

  • @mioatoneko2506
    @mioatoneko2506 4 года назад +772

    Jack: "I want my man bun back!"
    Also jack: *cuts his hair*

    • @thecuriousbean4674
      @thecuriousbean4674 4 года назад +17

      @Valensups don't beg for subs. If you want subs then you need to earn it by making videos and content

    • @jgibson4325
      @jgibson4325 4 года назад

      i stopped watching when jack got a man bun

    • @itdobeawren
      @itdobeawren 4 года назад

      He didn't cut it lol, he took a shower 🤗

    • @urinetrouble0543
      @urinetrouble0543 4 года назад

      Obi-Wan Kenobi same

    • @loadingruby9569
      @loadingruby9569 4 года назад +3

      This haircut is horrid - I love Sean but that looks like someone put a bowl over his head and cut his hair. :(

  • @huntclark8800
    @huntclark8800 3 года назад +8

    “I have a lot of plans...” Well that aged well

  • @stabbycat748
    @stabbycat748 2 года назад +2

    “Say goodbye to toilet paper”
    That-
    That hit hard-

  • @henrygrace3643
    @henrygrace3643 3 года назад +1432

    Jack: “Life is really damn good”
    2020: *laughter in the background*

    • @cautixon
      @cautixon 3 года назад +8

      wow your comment is so far down for having 150 likes, looks like ill just bring this up a bit by adding replies

    • @henrygrace3643
      @henrygrace3643 3 года назад +4

      👏

    • @tetsuroukuroo4555
      @tetsuroukuroo4555 3 года назад +4

      @@henrygrace3643 love the pfp

    • @lily-gz9lu
      @lily-gz9lu 3 года назад +4

      Love the pro pic bro

    • @daking7799
      @daking7799 3 года назад +4

      2020: *Laughs in Corona*

  • @lukeh89
    @lukeh89 4 года назад +11596

    “I’m really excited about this year” Jacksepticeye, pre-corona

    • @plagueful
      @plagueful 3 года назад +226

      Jacksepticeye post-corona: “this year sucks”

    • @tinycrash5467
      @tinycrash5467 3 года назад +261

      Say goodbye to toilet paper...
      Whoever said that knew...

    • @ModestyG
      @ModestyG 3 года назад +45

      tinycrash wait a minute...

    • @arsn-jv4tt
      @arsn-jv4tt 3 года назад +44

      ignorance was bliss

    • @ollieverr17
      @ollieverr17 3 года назад +11

      Yes!!! A sharks fan on a non hockey video!!! Go sharks!!!

  • @theeguy9022
    @theeguy9022 2 года назад +6

    jack: "this year is gonna be great"
    us in 2021:.............*heavy breathing*

  • @violadrone4285
    @violadrone4285 2 года назад +2

    "When is the simulation going to turn off?"
    Me, looking back at this video from October 2021... *laughs nervously*

  • @hannatheswede5591
    @hannatheswede5591 4 года назад +929

    I blame Jack for me saying “hjönk” at my cat whenever she meows at me

    • @agentdon1760
      @agentdon1760 4 года назад +26

      Hjönk Hjönk not ghoose

    • @ItsKingFionn
      @ItsKingFionn 4 года назад +31

      Most people: pspspsps
      This guy: Hjönk

    • @regretevatorr
      @regretevatorr 4 года назад +3

      @Anna! I love SЕХ! Тар on my photo report this bot so its bannee

    • @redpheonix4418
      @redpheonix4418 4 года назад +5

      hjönk hjönk, peace was never an option

    • @LillyTheDollMaker
      @LillyTheDollMaker 4 года назад +3

      Hey! Same but at my baby cousins

  • @kristinehopejones4709
    @kristinehopejones4709 3 года назад +736

    Fun Fact: People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to a protein in the cat's saliva and so when they clean themselves, it gets on their fur and dander and that's what causes the reaction. That being said, some cats produce more of the protein than others thereby making some cat hypothetically hypoallergenic (alternatively you can wash a cat regularly so they don't have to lick themselves but that is not always good for the cat). Certain breeds such as Siberian is among these which looks like the breed of his cat or at least in part. This may be why he doesn't have a problem.

    • @andyo3637
      @andyo3637 3 года назад +48

      @@thawhitecletis4569 being educated and learning a really cool new fact alert?

    • @TheElkMaidenn
      @TheElkMaidenn 3 года назад +16

      That's really cool! I didn't know that and now I feel slightly smarter for reading this. Thank you :)

    • @hannahmolyneux1073
      @hannahmolyneux1073 3 года назад +12

      I was going to say that BB looks like a Siberian, it makes sense if this is the case as to why he's not allergic

    • @Sign_E
      @Sign_E 3 года назад +8

      Wow-
      You really know a lot about cats, don’t you?
      All I know anything about is dragons ;-;

    • @b3thy_j0y
      @b3thy_j0y 3 года назад +4

      I’m allergic to the dust and pollen in their fur, we thought it was the fur just in general but I got a blood test and it’s the dust and pollen

  • @TOFCBLEND
    @TOFCBLEND 3 года назад +6

    2021 resolution:
    *Don't get covid.*
    New year, new me

  • @Angel_Kittichik
    @Angel_Kittichik 2 года назад +1

    Jack's videos are the only videos I know that are consistently louder than the adverts.

  • @kalenplant2675
    @kalenplant2675 3 года назад +1371

    "I'm so excited for this year, I have so many plans"
    I'm sorry Jack

    • @sleepydevilz
      @sleepydevilz 3 года назад +8

      So better luck next time

    • @ConnonBallk7
      @ConnonBallk7 3 года назад +9

      2020 is literally
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      V

    • @callumfootitt5366
      @callumfootitt5366 3 года назад

      crona comments are so unfunny and lazy and no one wants to see them

    • @kalenplant2675
      @kalenplant2675 3 года назад +4

      @@callumfootitt5366 Comments that call other people's jokes unfunny for no reason other than you don't like it are boring and tired and no one wants to see them

    • @callumfootitt5366
      @callumfootitt5366 3 года назад +1

      @@kalenplant2675your comment calling my comment about your comment being boring and lazy, boring and lazy is boring and lazy

  • @viviawaag863
    @viviawaag863 3 года назад +1565

    Jack: "Maybe I don't have cat allergy"
    Also Jack: shows us hypoallergenic cat
    Me: "Uhmmmm.... should I tell him?"

    • @icringeatmyself2222
      @icringeatmyself2222 3 года назад +14

      wait, wut

    • @IntelligentSwag
      @IntelligentSwag 3 года назад +117

      @@icringeatmyself2222 there's some animals that cant affect your allergies so yeah

    • @phoenixflamegames1
      @phoenixflamegames1 3 года назад +36

      Can you tell me what the cat species is called? I want a cat too but im probably allergic

    • @bobbychen8652
      @bobbychen8652 3 года назад +49

      Jack: when is the simulation going to end?
      Me: 'checks release date' Um, about a month

    • @Kasuminasai
      @Kasuminasai 3 года назад +79

      @@phoenixflamegames1 The breed is either Siberia or maybe Norwegian Forest cat. They have less of the protein people are most likely allergic to in their saliva.

  • @ghostiease
    @ghostiease 3 года назад +6

    Anybody else watching this 1 year into the pandemic and just crying when he's like "I feel good about this year!" ... :(

  • @justajoltik
    @justajoltik 3 года назад +1

    "im really excited about this year"
    poor naive little jack

  • @suzannahrogers5778
    @suzannahrogers5778 4 года назад +812

    Jack, you should see my cat.
    He's black with only three legs but he can get from one side of the house to the other in a split second.

    • @TCHNOGAMRGaming
      @TCHNOGAMRGaming 4 года назад +17

      Post a vid?? I wanaaa seeee

    • @denkikaminiari2846
      @denkikaminiari2846 4 года назад +8

      My cat also has only three legs

    • @matthewsmith5169
      @matthewsmith5169 4 года назад +12

      I'd be more impressed if you could show me your cat physically spitting a second.

    • @FlumeryVODs
      @FlumeryVODs 4 года назад +3

      Aww

    • @ShyBug42
      @ShyBug42 4 года назад +3

      Suzannah Rogers
      Please record a video of it

  • @eef1748
    @eef1748 3 года назад +2173

    Jack: 2020 is going to be so cool
    2020: Laughs in Corona virus, fires, riots, mental breakdowns and probably zombies before the year ends

    • @EBPeridot
      @EBPeridot 3 года назад +26

      If there are zombies I kill myself.
      I HATE ZOMBIES. Scary ;^;

    • @kirapipi__kirapika
      @kirapipi__kirapika 3 года назад +33

      @@EBPeridot i would try to survive but either die of starvation or toaster in bath after giving up

    • @ilikecukiesp5665
      @ilikecukiesp5665 3 года назад +18

      If zombies come I'm not gonna have fake friends, I'm gonna have dead "friends"😐

    • @kirapipi__kirapika
      @kirapipi__kirapika 3 года назад +10

      @@ilikecukiesp5665 dam that was kinda deeeep

    • @tommy6therockstarhogan244
      @tommy6therockstarhogan244 3 года назад +8

      *2020 will never end*

  • @insert_rad_username_here
    @insert_rad_username_here 3 года назад +15

    Jack: "I'm really excited about this year!"
    *you have no idea.*

  • @berryalisonplays9472
    @berryalisonplays9472 2 года назад +1

    When he said “daddy youtube” LMAOO

  • @66Xeno
    @66Xeno 4 года назад +386

    "The reason that epic sadness exists is because we had epic joy to begin with." I don't know why, but that's weirdly inspiring.

  • @RedKnightBuh
    @RedKnightBuh 4 года назад +955

    When you tell your 9yo brother that jack’s real name isn’t jack
    9yo: lies, deception.

  • @jonesy0101
    @jonesy0101 3 года назад +1

    "I'm very exited about this year, I think a lot of cool stuff is happening, new decade, I turned 30, I have a lot of plans, I have some stuff that I'm really exited to show you guys"
    -Jack 2020-

  • @Ryra7X
    @Ryra7X 2 года назад

    as soon as you sneeze, that furball gonna pay rent

  • @DanSher
    @DanSher 4 года назад +417

    If BB is Siberian (at least he looks like he is), you can still be allergic to cats and not really have any reactions to him, because Siberian cats are hypoallergenic

    • @lukekopesz9635
      @lukekopesz9635 4 года назад +77

      That's very polite of them.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +149

      What a good boy!

    • @MrAnonymus1994
      @MrAnonymus1994 4 года назад +13

      me and my wife are thinking about getting a siberian cat, she is very allergic to them, but not to hypo-allergy cats. plus she loves how maine coon's look. and since a siberian is basically part maine coon part norwegian(?) forest cat. it all works out

    • @SyrNikoliTheBastardous
      @SyrNikoliTheBastardous 4 года назад +1

      For a moment I thought you were talking about balloon boy XD

    • @DanSher
      @DanSher 4 года назад +2

      @@SyrNikoliTheBastardous Siberian Balloon Boy, it takes not only your batteries, but food and water too

  • @demomase4957
    @demomase4957 4 года назад +651

    Jack: "i don't know what im saying anymore"
    Me: "you used to know what you were saying?!"

  • @jacobthebluelobster1116
    @jacobthebluelobster1116 3 года назад +2

    Jack "oh this will be a great year"
    Me "wait a few months"

  • @ZoompiVR
    @ZoompiVR 3 года назад +1

    Me: **Confused Red-Green Colour Blind Screeches**

  • @realsuperdark
    @realsuperdark 4 года назад +275

    Shawn: hey I'm kinda tired *yawns*
    Seán: yeah me too *yeáns*

    • @Someone-gn4st
      @Someone-gn4st 4 года назад +12

      Shon: *yons in farther distance*

    • @ViaKai
      @ViaKai 4 года назад +10

      Shwarn: Warns in subnautica

    • @mightbesleepgod
      @mightbesleepgod 4 года назад +4

      Shaun : yauns in enchantment table

    • @dogeater7320
      @dogeater7320 4 года назад

      123 likes

    • @elegy4theend
      @elegy4theend 4 года назад +2

      My classmate, Sean, who is always full of energy: **confused Sean noises**

  • @owenborg2535
    @owenborg2535 4 года назад +1441

    me: doesnt watch for a while
    jack: has earrings, glasses and a brown bowl cut

  • @jackthelocaldumbass
    @jackthelocaldumbass 3 года назад

    "I think it's gonna be a good year"
    It's so sad the lad didnt get his wish lol

  • @leekingsley5594
    @leekingsley5594 Год назад

    I have a female version of BB named B, I did not name her. Found her in a shelter while waiting for paperwork to get processed on an abandoned dog I had grown to love and fought to go get when I learned he’d been dropped off at the shelter. They’re both pretty old and had low chances of adoption. B sat in my lap for what turned out to be an hour and a half. Beautiful cat who chose my family and then immediately fell in love with my grandmother.

  • @migeeto
    @migeeto 4 года назад +577

    Redditor: Makes a meme colorblind people can't see
    Jack: Sees it anyways
    Redditor: *Shocked Pikachu Face*

    • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
      @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 4 года назад +1

      dont blame me, my content at my channel is crazy

    • @gustavopauli4591
      @gustavopauli4591 4 года назад +3

      i´m sad because i can't see shit in that meme even if i go really far away from my pc

    • @noahcarlton4625
      @noahcarlton4625 4 года назад

      @@gustavopauli4591 the thumbnail was a supprised pikachu face

    • @Vesperx_
      @Vesperx_ 4 года назад +3

      the biggest reverse uno card ever

    • @Khunark
      @Khunark 4 года назад +2

      @@gustavopauli4591 mm. guess there are different sorts of it. i know that some people just kind of have to work really hard to differentiate the colors, their minds kind of want to merge them.
      a friend of mine is colorblind and was sleep deprived once, and while almost falling asleep at work suddenly his brain kind of stopped that process, and the colors separated. and he could spend almost half an hour just running around looking at things before things went back to normal.
      he didnt have a lot of customers at seven eleven at night.
      he remembers that he also had to ask if the buns that people brought him were pistachio buns or not since he couldn't tell since they had a slight green hint.
      and he was like looking at them all amazed like "oh man, they are super different from the normal ones! what is this!"

  • @booperdooper5543
    @booperdooper5543 4 года назад +682

    Fan: *making a meme about him being red green colorblind*
    Seán: _Not this time_

    • @greenbeets0
      @greenbeets0 4 года назад +7

      You spelled it right

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 4 года назад +1

      someone please listen to my sounds, I just need a chance 🙏🏽

    • @josephashley5925
      @josephashley5925 4 года назад +1

      Pp small

    • @sexypotato7619
      @sexypotato7619 4 года назад +3

      im also green and red colored blind

    • @josephashley5925
      @josephashley5925 4 года назад +2

      It has been my honor but my carriage awaits me, I must go, goodbye my fellow soldiers.

  • @FaeroraRave
    @FaeroraRave 3 года назад

    the color blind thing being surprised pikachu lmao and him figuring it out is freaking crazy lmao

  • @ericnickell3800
    @ericnickell3800 2 года назад

    this video aged like telling a teenager "you'll have to pay taxes too one day" as a joke.

  • @DJacob1301
    @DJacob1301 4 года назад +411

    Jacksepticeye: *Talks about alter ego’s being important*
    MatPat: *Theory Intensifies*

  • @rileydownie708
    @rileydownie708 3 года назад +398

    If Sean didn't tell us his age, I would've genuinely believed he was only like 23/24

    • @photon3566
      @photon3566 3 года назад +11

      Wait he isnt?

    • @clip3844
      @clip3844 3 года назад +9

      WAIT HE ISNT?!

    • @Luc_o03
      @Luc_o03 3 года назад +20

      He's 30

    • @chopper7844
      @chopper7844 3 года назад +6

      That’s around when i started watching him... and I’m 14

    • @daveleak1
      @daveleak1 3 года назад +5

      I started watching him 6 years ago

  • @lucabjanckerson8805
    @lucabjanckerson8805 3 года назад

    My favorite part of the video is when he said 2020 is gonna be a good year, like say goodbye to your plans

  • @georgealexmoisant2601
    @georgealexmoisant2601 3 года назад +3

    This sad seeing Sean so hopeful about 2020 while I’m in 2021

  • @angelusnielson7135
    @angelusnielson7135 4 года назад +298

    "I'm a cat dad now."
    Gibble gobble we accept you. one of us, one of us.

  • @crazylizard9261
    @crazylizard9261 4 года назад +621

    Jack: I would never resort to physical violence. It's just an imaginary hypothetical amout of physical violence to try and coerce you into doing the things that I want you to do.
    Me: that's called threatening

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +169

      Naaaahhhhhhh

    • @anilapapa7593
      @anilapapa7593 4 года назад +6

      Wow i just came here and seems like Jack replied to this 3 minutes ago....Nice!

    • @Rose-vs9ke
      @Rose-vs9ke 4 года назад +2

      @@anilapapa7593 F

    • @crazylizard9261
      @crazylizard9261 4 года назад +2

      @@jacksepticeye OMG SEÁN HI

    • @meerkat_4660
      @meerkat_4660 4 года назад +3

      jacksepticeye It’s not a threat. It’s a promise... hypothetically

  • @randomunknowntacochild
    @randomunknowntacochild 2 года назад

    Literally just about cried when the video was over but then I realized I could watch it over again and got happy

  • @WLily68
    @WLily68 2 года назад

    You don’t find Subnautica… Subnautica finds you

  • @rjpb3530
    @rjpb3530 4 года назад +249

    *Everytime I see jacksepticeye’s subnatica below zero*
    Me: “Im gonna pretend I did not see that and actually wait for the full game to release”

  • @MandDmommy
    @MandDmommy 4 года назад +741

    Jack: being red green colorblind
    Also jack: let’s make my channel logo a color I don’t know if I’m seeing right

    • @PenPenguin-io1ky
      @PenPenguin-io1ky 4 года назад +58

      It doesn’t help that his country adores the color that he struggles seeing as well......😅

    • @aidenbrevans6045
      @aidenbrevans6045 4 года назад +3

      Yea... sad 😔

    • @UrPPhard
      @UrPPhard 4 года назад +5

      Oh boy, isn't that truth

    • @fnafsisters2720
      @fnafsisters2720 4 года назад +5

      And his favorite color is red... maybe that's why he made it green

  • @Bumble_bee.tl3
    @Bumble_bee.tl3 2 года назад +1

    A bit late to the party but to the cat allergy thing: It is possible that your allergy only reacts to some cats. I just had a doctor's appointment because I thought I had a cat allergy but it turned out that I'm only allergic to my cat. Cat's seem to have many different triggers and you can be allergic to some while others don't bother you at all. I hope that was understandable, English is not my first language

  • @thischannelhasbeenabandone1688
    @thischannelhasbeenabandone1688 2 года назад

    i love how happy he is from being free from a cat allergy

  • @trashrat2493
    @trashrat2493 3 года назад +650

    Jack: * questions his cat allergy bc he doesnt have allergies around bb*
    Also Jack: * holds up a cat who is fairly hypoallergenic*

    • @seigwardofcatarina5776
      @seigwardofcatarina5776 3 года назад +10

      If I’m correct, the only cats that are more hypoallergenic are Sphinx Cats. Because they don’t have hair

    • @orbitalchaos8049
      @orbitalchaos8049 3 года назад +7

      My Step mom has an animal allergy, furry animals specifically, but she did have a cat for a long time that didnt affect her at all, so I guess some cats are just soulmates for some people.

    • @albionnova3825
      @albionnova3825 3 года назад +21

      @@seigwardofcatarina5776 Actually allergic people are not allergic to the hair but to some protein that's in cats' saliva urine and dander (which then gets on their hair when they clean themselves, around the house etc.). Sphinx cats are one of the hypoallergenic cat breeds but there's also the Russian blues, Bengals, Siberian and more but I only remember those 3 for sure ! It's not 100% of course depending on how severe the allergy is I guess.
      You're welcome world, I'm done with sharing my limited knowledge for today haha

    • @ItsTia312
      @ItsTia312 3 года назад +2

      @@seigwardofcatarina5776 actually that looked like a ragdoll cat which is hypoallergenic

    • @mercifulsnake226
      @mercifulsnake226 3 года назад +2

      @@ItsTia312 ragdoll cats are not hypoallergenic

  • @alextagg4872
    @alextagg4872 3 года назад

    watching this in 2021 and hearing jack say he's excited for 2020 hits different

  • @oibruv9958
    @oibruv9958 2 года назад

    Jack and Dan have gone through many hair transformations

  • @rizeyz5646
    @rizeyz5646 4 года назад +362

    Jack's hair cut makes him look like he's gonna get mad at a toddler for looking at him

  • @kaiseakneale4092
    @kaiseakneale4092 4 года назад +100

    Fun fact, Siberian cats are generally bred to be hypoallergenic, possibly why you aren't allergic to bb 👍😁

    • @Lycans026
      @Lycans026 3 года назад +1

      What did u say

  • @blaineshipey227
    @blaineshipey227 3 года назад +1

    When you turn 31 you can celebrate your 1,000,000,000 second I’m pretty sure

  • @rowbo_7749
    @rowbo_7749 2 года назад

    "I'm really excited about this year" and "I have lots of plans" aged like wine