Will Scammers Notice Windows "Really Good" Edition?

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  • Are tech support scammers smart enough to notice a fake flash version of windows? Would they hang up right away or keep trying to scam me even though their script won't work?
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    Will these tech support scammers notice windows really good edition?
    I installed some serious nostalgia flash animation to see what scammers would do!

Комментарии • 4,8 тыс.

  • @INeedYouToBreathe
    @INeedYouToBreathe 3 года назад +8596

    He did updog successfully. I'm so proud

  • @jamesweb
    @jamesweb 3 года назад +23132

    Hey, I made Windows RG! Love to see my creation from 20 years ago is still doing the rounds and being put to such good use :D

    • @LucasVinicius-db6sd
      @LucasVinicius-db6sd 3 года назад +1527

      Wow, really? I used to play with it when I was 10.

    • @edifyguy
      @edifyguy 3 года назад +1141

      Thank you so much for doing it! It is so funny. It is also great fodder for additional laughs when used for messing with heads, as seen here. :) It would be interesting to make a version that looks more current, with jokes about current foibles. However, with Flash going away, I'm not sure how one would build such a joke. It might have to be a real program, or even a real OS to run in a VM. Surely it wouldn't be hard to customize a Linux build with a similar-to-Windows-looking shell into something ridiculous that could actually be booted or even installed, right?

    • @squidboii
      @squidboii 3 года назад +172

      Prove it

    • @jamesweb
      @jamesweb 3 года назад +1027

      @@edifyguy That actually sounds massively complicated! But I'm sure someone's up to the task... personally I'd like to make a new 20th anniversary edition, but that would be in Flash. There's an impressive Flash emulator now and you can always export as an exe so it can be run as a program in Windows, so still plenty of options even with the death of Flash

    • @jamesweb
      @jamesweb 3 года назад +1576

      @@squidboii Alright if it's that important to you, I've left you a shout-out on the original Newgrounds submission!

  • @theonelincoln
    @theonelincoln 3 года назад +8885

    I can’t believe he actually got him with Updog, legendary.

    • @LyraPyxisVT
      @LyraPyxisVT 3 года назад +250

      i cant believe he got him this this fake windows

    • @AnEnemySpy456
      @AnEnemySpy456 3 года назад +139

      It might not be something people say in India so it makes no sense to the guy.

    • @lauramicheling5474
      @lauramicheling5474 3 года назад +21

      I really enjoyed it haha

    • @Miztickow
      @Miztickow 3 года назад +161

      What's updog?

    • @Trash_Enthusiast
      @Trash_Enthusiast 3 года назад +142

      @@Miztickow nothing much, how 'bout you

  • @jonnyblade3234
    @jonnyblade3234 3 года назад +847

    Imagine a programmer having absolutely no idea how to fix something that causes the computer to crash. So they just rename the thing to "crash"

    • @Palmtop_User
      @Palmtop_User 2 года назад +1

      I would do that

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Год назад +146

      One of the Wing Commander games crashed when you exit the game. So they edited the crash message to say "thanks for playing"!

    • @CErra310
      @CErra310 Год назад +21

      ​@@EdKolissmart move

    • @Linkman8912
      @Linkman8912 5 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah sounds like a programmer, as a programmer.

  • @KitbogaShow
    @KitbogaShow  3 года назад +4561

    I'm working on making my own custom version of windows, what kind of surprises would you like to see included?

    • @defaultchannelname1391
      @defaultchannelname1391 3 года назад +836

      Custom Linux, with no close buttons on windows, and everything is encrypted with blatant giveaways that it is running on a vm

    • @adi_baa
      @adi_baa 3 года назад +695

      Add a random dancing-like feature into it. Randomly, the computer will blast techno music and make the mouse dance.

    • @starry4471
      @starry4471 3 года назад +620

      Built-in Microsoft branded online banking (so you can't edit the HTML)

    • @LouieJay
      @LouieJay 3 года назад +288

      Printers and scammers folder

    • @dustyfox6511
      @dustyfox6511 3 года назад +275

      Three words; Animated Gif Backgrounds.
      Take them back to the old MySpace days.

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 года назад +5846

    Aw, now I'm a bit sad that every start button doesn't have the option to "Order Food".

    • @micahrogers7536
      @micahrogers7536 3 года назад +107

      Kit Boga should release the image file for this “operating system”

    • @kuzmavolkov
      @kuzmavolkov 3 года назад +37

      just like mmos not keeping the trend to have an order food button. :(

    • @battlebrother4128
      @battlebrother4128 3 года назад +10

      @@nefarious8720 you know it was possible to order food before 3rd party delivery apps & smartphones, right?

    • @0x2A_
      @0x2A_ 3 года назад +17

      @@battlebrother4128 Thee good old days of paper menus and a phone number you had to actually ring, from a landline!

    • @the_player_2
      @the_player_2 3 года назад +5

      @@micahrogers7536 it’s adobe flash!!!!!!

  • @undancing2129
    @undancing2129 3 года назад +3159

    Kit: Oh, you're talking about Updog.
    Kit: What's Updog?
    Scammer: I don't know, sir.
    KIt: ...Clearly

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 года назад +86

      "Who informed you of Operation Upward Canine?!"

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 Год назад +7

      Not much, how bout you?

    • @redwolfleader17
      @redwolfleader17 Год назад +2

      OMG I read this as it happened

    • @zoiuduu
      @zoiuduu Год назад

      can you explain the joke?

    • @swagmuffin9000
      @swagmuffin9000 Год назад +7

      @@zoiuduu "what's updog", sounds like "what's up dawg?"

  • @TheCoroboCorner
    @TheCoroboCorner 3 года назад +1904

    In all my days, I have never seen Kitboga break down laughing IN FRONT of a scammer

    • @JakeInaitor5000
      @JakeInaitor5000 2 года назад +127

      Dude really rofl'd on the phone and they didn't say a word.

    • @paille-boy
      @paille-boy 2 года назад +48

      @@JakeInaitor5000 I think he thought it was whining wich is even funnier xD

    • @PureLovable
      @PureLovable 2 года назад +30

      I'm pretty sure he muted himself.. lmao

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson Год назад +41

      He always mutes, but that one caught him so off guard he didn't get the chance!

    • @Alkatross
      @Alkatross 10 месяцев назад

      The internet is broken

  • @yittmashups
    @yittmashups 3 года назад +3302

    "You are receiving a popups."
    Oh thank God, an expert.

    • @swappy999
      @swappy999 3 года назад +21

      IM DEAD XD

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules 3 года назад +136

      "These wirus are having nature" clearly we're dealing with next level techneeshuns.

    • @Glovesman54
      @Glovesman54 3 года назад +41

      " You have to tell me now exactly what the problem you are facing''😊

    • @Optiplexations
      @Optiplexations 3 года назад +2

      666 likes, interesting

    • @giancarlo418
      @giancarlo418 3 года назад +26

      "Your komputer is a corrupted" 😳

  • @TheSaiyanPrincess89
    @TheSaiyanPrincess89 3 года назад +5798

    I like that the Start menu has "Crash" as an action you can purposefully activate at will. That's both amazing and hilarious.

    • @TheCalcaholic
      @TheCalcaholic 3 года назад +77

      Chrome actually, legitimately has that feature :D
      Type chrome://crash in the address bar
      Or chrome://kill for even more fun 😉

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 года назад +67

      @@TheCalcaholic have a shortcut disguised as a normal chrome shortcut

    • @lorimorinho
      @lorimorinho 3 года назад +3

      It ez

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 3 года назад +87

      Basically no different from my real windows computer just not as subtle.

    • @Acheron666
      @Acheron666 3 года назад +131

      Windows 10 doesn’t need a crash button.
      It’s so advanced, that it does that automatically now 🤣

  • @lior_haddad
    @lior_haddad 3 года назад +2426

    The updog joke was way funnier than it had any right to be.

    • @xz3693
      @xz3693 3 года назад +87

      This is the first time I ever laughed at an updog joke.

    • @lilsaam
      @lilsaam 3 года назад +13

      It's a Kitboga classic 👌

    • @jamesm2304
      @jamesm2304 3 года назад +5

      It’s ‘up doc’ though anyway, isn’t it..?
      Like what bugs bunny said... 🤨

    • @Ryan.G.
      @Ryan.G. 3 года назад +31

      @@jamesm2304 no

    • @JLF201
      @JLF201 3 года назад +3

      I'm a little disappointed that the scammer didn't get it.

  • @lookingglass3626
    @lookingglass3626 3 года назад +473

    At this point, I think you could just show them a PowerPoint version of Windows with a "virus" and you could still waste their time.

  • @Le0pwn
    @Le0pwn 3 года назад +3454

    That updog bit is 20/10. The fact someone fell so hard for it brings me great joy.

    • @Niyucuatro
      @Niyucuatro 2 года назад +55

      yeah. that scammer is foreign and he doesn't understand that slang.

    • @Popinazo
      @Popinazo 2 года назад +40

      @LEO&LAMB well... as an English speaker you're suposed to understand that, I mean "what's up dog" is not like the most difficult riddle (I am a Spanish speaker and yet got it)

    • @IceBlueLugia
      @IceBlueLugia 2 года назад +46

      @@Popinazo bro, “what’s up dog” is a pretty complex slang for someone who probably just took a few English classes in school and learned the rest through friends and some stuff on Internet. Just because you understand it doesn’t mean he has to lmao

    • @ellielhessan
      @ellielhessan 2 года назад +27

      @@IceBlueLugia it's not really complex tho. the first time in my mind was Bug Bunny famous word "What's up doc?". I'm not native English speaker either, doc and dog sound familiar to me. also, in many movies, what's up dog or what's up dawg are used many times. I never heard the joke before, so when he first said updog I was confused too. but when the scammer said "what is updog?", I get the joke instantly...

    • @siritio3553
      @siritio3553 2 года назад +15

      @@IceBlueLugia No, it's not complex. It's one of the first things you hear when you learn any language - different ways to say "hi" and "how are you". IF he learned it through the internet, the fact he doesn't understand it is even more baffling. Stop trying to somehow make this out to be "oh but they don't say it". That rationale doesn't make any sense.

  • @honk4fatties724
    @honk4fatties724 3 года назад +685

    lol that ear-piercing silence after he asks "not much how about you" 🤣🤣

  • @Xophistos
    @Xophistos 3 года назад +1944

    kitboga should add more and more minor things to see if they notice anything. like a clock that counts backwards or an error message that says it really doesnt feel like opening the program.

    • @__Alo__
      @__Alo__ 3 года назад +111

      Lol these are good, you should add them to the comment kit posted here about a custom version of Windows.

    • @TeeMarie36
      @TeeMarie36 3 года назад +10

      That would be awesome

    • @ian-c.01
      @ian-c.01 3 года назад +64

      The clock already shows random times every few seconds

    • @dadjake
      @dadjake 3 года назад +83

      "Error: I don't really feel like doing that right now. Try again later."

    • @joleenphillips2415
      @joleenphillips2415 3 года назад +15

      And suddenly different songs start playing in the background and no one can figure out where it's coming from. I think the error message: Windows does not feel like working now should be accompanied with the song "On No... oh no no no no no.."

  • @joaopires1761
    @joaopires1761 3 года назад +394

    The manager on the first call knew exactly what was going on. The first thing he did was cast doubt on whether that was your actual computer as opposed to a virtual window, but you were so quick to say you'd pay that he just went along and hoped he'd get lucky.

    • @theiris1002
      @theiris1002 2 года назад +53

      Still wasted at least 30 minutes of that guys time!

  • @FlaneerBeer
    @FlaneerBeer 3 года назад +663

    That was the best execution / play-out of the updog joke I have ever seen

    • @mohanselvaraj9913
      @mohanselvaraj9913 3 года назад +4

      What's updog ?

    • @SaintXero
      @SaintXero 3 года назад +9

      @@mohanselvaraj9913 I dont know sir.

    • @skilletfan932
      @skilletfan932 3 года назад +3

      @@mohanselvaraj9913 not much, how about you bud?

    • @silas537
      @silas537 3 года назад +11

      @@SaintXero clearly.

    • @elena6516
      @elena6516 3 года назад +2

      @@SaintXero lmao

  • @Dragonballzdeep1455
    @Dragonballzdeep1455 3 года назад +628

    That fake ass paperclip had me dying, "Add sponges, I like sponges!" 🤣🤣

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 года назад +57

      It's clippys cousin choppy

    • @RxePlaysMsp
      @RxePlaysMsp 2 года назад +17

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ choppy 😂💀

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 года назад +16

      @@RxePlaysMsp yes he likes sponges and scissors

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 2 года назад +6

      im laughing so hard

    • @majermike
      @majermike Год назад

      I can't believe how hard I laugh at these videos

  • @hamhmahrb
    @hamhmahrb 3 года назад +646

    "windows.dll was found. So Windows has deleted it"
    this the the funniest thing I've read in 2021 Lol XD

    • @Kris_Aalst
      @Kris_Aalst 3 года назад +20

      Indeed. Especially because above that it says "Required dll" :D

    • @MackerelSkyLtd
      @MackerelSkyLtd 3 года назад +4

      I want to "like" this, but it's at 486 likes and I don't want to overclock.

    • @siennaq5553
      @siennaq5553 3 года назад +2

      @@MackerelSkyLtd no no no no no no boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo see Dee

    • @tFighterPilot
      @tFighterPilot 3 года назад +1

      *in 2001

    • @dj-murlock
      @dj-murlock 3 года назад

      If that's the funniest thing you've seen in 2021, maybe you should rethink your life decisions.

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 2 года назад +125

    You gotta remember about scammers like this, they don't *want* to help you. They don't *need* to help you, they just need to sound confusing enough that you trust them and take your money.

    • @estelle3005
      @estelle3005 11 месяцев назад +5

      Hopefully most people know they aren’t really doing anything. But that’s the problem. Very few people are computer savvy. And the older ones are even in more trouble 🥹

  • @GodBlessHipHop
    @GodBlessHipHop 3 года назад +727

    i will run a quick scam, i mean scan on your computer sir.

    • @jjwang7597
      @jjwang7597 3 года назад +31

      Oopsies Freudian slip

    • @lukeedwards-sparsholtt1587
      @lukeedwards-sparsholtt1587 3 года назад +7

      @@jjwang7597 ahhhh the good ol' reliable Freudian slip

    • @KTibow
      @KTibow 3 года назад +1

      wait did this happen in vid, if so timestamp

    • @wolftooth6678
      @wolftooth6678 2 года назад +1

      @@KTibow Not exactly but it almost did. Sounds like he started to say it and then realized what he was saying and caught himself

  • @GDColon
    @GDColon 3 года назад +2054

    I'm impressed by how that second scammer improvised almost as well as Kit can

  • @Zach4332
    @Zach4332 3 года назад +588

    Next time they make you type your name in a cmd prompt, make your name an actual command

    • @phibit
      @phibit 3 года назад +48

      like sfc/scannow lol

    • @michaelulloa12
      @michaelulloa12 3 года назад +22

      Holy shit that's funny

    • @dumbbass8867
      @dumbbass8867 3 года назад +38

      "my first name is 'delete' and my last name is 'c:users/%username%'"

    • @DaedalusYoung
      @DaedalusYoung 3 года назад +37

      @@dumbbass8867 Well my full name is Robert'); DROP TABLE students;-- but my parents just call me Little Bobby Tables.

    • @dancincoolkid
      @dancincoolkid 2 года назад

      fantastic idea, I love it

  • @radicalfishstickstm8563
    @radicalfishstickstm8563 2 года назад +191

    Wow, a female scammer. That’s like the first one I’ve ever seen. A big step forwards for equal opportunities in being horrible humans! A shame that she’s probably going to be fired after this though

    • @Aaron-xq6hv
      @Aaron-xq6hv Год назад +14

      The surprising thing was that she didn't appear to have a fake name, or at least her fake name seemed to be an Indian name

    • @gbresaleking
      @gbresaleking 11 месяцев назад +2

      They are getting more and more common

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin 11 месяцев назад

      Being a shit person knows no gender

    • @VijoPlays
      @VijoPlays 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Aaron-xq6hvthere's nothing in the script for that!

    • @mred8002
      @mred8002 7 месяцев назад +3

      When the Brit scam buster had access to a scam center surveillance camera and read the woman’s name to her was outstanding.

  • @tomrogers9467
    @tomrogers9467 3 года назад +384

    “A number of drivers are not responding”. Well no wonder my bus was so late today!

    • @Glovesman54
      @Glovesman54 3 года назад +12

      Another reason might be because " These wiruses are having nature'' and the drivers were slow! 😊

  • @carolynp8118
    @carolynp8118 3 года назад +1032

    There is no greater joy than listening to Kit trying to explain the “what’s up dog” joke to a completely distracted, one track mind scammer. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BrianaCunningham
      @BrianaCunningham 3 года назад +21

      He has so much self control I would have lost it myself ahahaha

    • @carolynp8118
      @carolynp8118 3 года назад +25

      @@BrianaCunningham although the part where he literally laughed loud enough for the scammers to hear him and they just keep on going... pure gold!!!

    • @roumezitsune8043
      @roumezitsune8043 3 года назад +2

      Hahaha👏👏👏

    • @rat_king2801
      @rat_king2801 3 года назад +4

      that was more beautiful than a summer sunrise

    • @livfreeali4958
      @livfreeali4958 3 года назад +5

      They are dumb creepos chutiya thieves

  • @Mayhem_Inc
    @Mayhem_Inc 3 года назад +840

    I love how he’s connected to your computer and convinced that your computer cant access the Internet, also I want “order food” under my start menu.

    • @liarwithagun
      @liarwithagun 3 года назад +12

      I didn't even think about that! Absolutely hilarious!

    • @alysdexia
      @alysdexia 3 года назад +3

      could be port- or address/net-dependent

    • @lukeedwards-sparsholtt1587
      @lukeedwards-sparsholtt1587 3 года назад +1

      Y same

    • @tvthecat
      @tvthecat 2 года назад

      @@alysdexia no shit sherlock

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 2 года назад +2

      pro: you have a order free food button
      con: it is Cubicle Chow served in a bowl with "Binky" written on it

  • @starsapphire2013
    @starsapphire2013 3 года назад +539

    I was like "No matter how stupid someone is, no one's gonna fall for that!" but then the guy goes "What is Updog?" and I died! 😂😂😂😂

    • @jbdbibbaerman8071
      @jbdbibbaerman8071 3 года назад +53

      Don't get me wrong, it was funny, but it probably has less to do with being stupid and more to do with Not being a native English speaker. And yeah, I am assuming that from accent, hopefully that's accurate.

    • @phntasy333
      @phntasy333 2 года назад +8

      I know . Kinda like when his password is " I C. . U. P....😂

    • @MeganAllen1738
      @MeganAllen1738 2 года назад +21

      He's not stupid. English isn't his first language, therefore he didn't get the joke. The fact that he can speak multiple languages fluently is a sign of a form of intelligence.

    • @Auso572
      @Auso572 2 года назад +10

      @@MeganAllen1738 That's not the reason he didn't get it. A fluent speaker can easily understand something as simple as Updog, especially after Kit explained it. It's more the fact that scammers turn off 80% of their brain and only focus on making their scams work.

    • @MeganAllen1738
      @MeganAllen1738 2 года назад +14

      @@Auso572 it's a joke that might take a native speaker's familiarity with the language to grasp. Even if I learn Chinese I will not be able to get every Chinese pun. To understand the joke he has to know that "What's up?" is asking someone how/what they're doing & "dog" is how we refer to a friend in slang. How is he supposed to understand the context, implication & inflection automatically just because he knows what the words mean literally?

  • @DannyFox06
    @DannyFox06 3 года назад +2538

    Windows RG had an "Order Food Online" feature.
    It was a joke feature, but just think... The guy that made it had a multi-million dollar idea and he fuckin wasted it on a joke lmao

    • @MortusSweet
      @MortusSweet 3 года назад +141

      Tell the first comment above! That’s the guy who made it!

    • @desainisme
      @desainisme 3 года назад +49

      Actually here in Indonesia and many country in southeast Asia was doing that. There are Gojek and Grab

    • @LuciusC
      @LuciusC 3 года назад +245

      Jokes are cheaper and easier than entrepreneurship lol
      The idea wasn't really new anyway. It's just hard to put into practice. Really, really hard.

    • @Turplemaple6318
      @Turplemaple6318 3 года назад +5

      @@nikkiofthevalley and have become really successful

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 2 года назад +4

      I know at least one or two people are kicking themselves

  • @Ray-dr8nu
    @Ray-dr8nu 3 года назад +869

    The whats up dog joke thrown in there just to play with him was cruel but im here for it lmao 🤣

    • @livfreeali4958
      @livfreeali4958 3 года назад +7

      I like when kit put in clearly when the bakrichaw crim says I don't understand oh my killed it

    • @espositolne
      @espositolne 3 года назад +1

      Beyond genius

    • @travisreich1399
      @travisreich1399 3 года назад +6

      That was hilarious 😂 it made me literally lol

    • @Attalla
      @Attalla 3 года назад

      Was sure someone else commented about it 🤣

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 3 года назад +12

      You know that they are fucking SCAMMERS right?? Not just bad tech people. Lol

  • @LeeTheSecond
    @LeeTheSecond 3 года назад +443

    "What's up dawg?"
    "I don't know sir."
    "Clearly"

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 года назад +1

      Because indians

  • @cherbenmoussa314
    @cherbenmoussa314 2 года назад +182

    Love when Kit can’t control his laughter from idiotic scammers!! 💜

    • @NoenD_io
      @NoenD_io 10 месяцев назад +2

      🎉

  • @hamzs_hm
    @hamzs_hm 3 года назад +2269

    Idea: You should have a purposely long name and force the scammer to say your full name every time they address you as its part of your "culture"

    • @touchstone1682
      @touchstone1682 3 года назад +96

      That'd actually be funny 😂

    • @kiddhkane
      @kiddhkane 3 года назад +223

      the great sultan of secretarian duties and changer of coffee filters at the secondary office location, john smith.

    • @EpicBoss-
      @EpicBoss- 3 года назад +9

      obviviviiviiviadfga

    • @256Bits
      @256Bits 3 года назад +10

      DO THAT PLZ

    • @JumboShot33
      @JumboShot33 3 года назад +8

      Do it, you won’t.

  • @DanielTheBigD
    @DanielTheBigD 3 года назад +772

    I like how Kit forgot to mute himself when he ROFL and the scammer continued talking

    • @PajamaManor
      @PajamaManor 3 года назад +47

      Because they're idiots.

    • @watchmeimflying
      @watchmeimflying 3 года назад +49

      Usually they notice that, this guy was just... -__-

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 года назад +23

      Because indians

    • @the-oncomingstorm
      @the-oncomingstorm 3 года назад +120

      @@KL005 you comment this everywhere. It's not even funny anymore it's just racist.

    • @snicksandstones
      @snicksandstones 3 года назад +22

      @@the-oncomingstorm ok, indian 🙄

  • @GodBlessHipHop
    @GodBlessHipHop 3 года назад +2007

    Wow i cant believe you laughed about that updog joke for 10 hours lol 2:38 (5pm-12am-3am: look at the time behind his chair lol)

    • @birdy4life32
      @birdy4life32 3 года назад +26

      Lol

    • @Aurablocky
      @Aurablocky 3 года назад +49

      it was very funny

    • @itsjmoney7612
      @itsjmoney7612 3 года назад +10

      Hmmmmmmm interesting

    • @arposkraft3616
      @arposkraft3616 3 года назад +95

      I hope this is a joke and you are aware windows RG randomly changes the time every so often

    • @BIoxby
      @BIoxby 3 года назад +141

      @@arposkraft3616 yes it was a joke

  • @MultiLimpet
    @MultiLimpet Год назад +43

    I remember 20 years ago phone scammers were a plague. Then phone companies were made responsible for the damages caused. And despite much whining and crying from the phone companies how it was impossible to do anything about these scammers the next day they were gone.

    • @akbdawgo6396
      @akbdawgo6396 10 месяцев назад +7

      I wish this was still a thing

    • @frankline9717
      @frankline9717 Месяц назад

      I still get calls from some pre-recorded Indian woman telling me she's calling from a police department in Florida. I live in the Middle row of states lmao. It's still around a little bit

  • @Bmacthesage
    @Bmacthesage 3 года назад +377

    I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the poorly drawn Clippy. Also Kit giggling like a school girl when seeing stuff come up give me life

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 2 года назад

      It's absolutely hilarious how most of the "OS" looks like it was made by a 5 year old

    • @Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret
      @Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret 2 года назад +3

      @@cameronspence4977 Even funnier to see a scammer faking to "fix" win RG, it must be a hard task, and as hard as turning a flash program to a fully working OS 😂😂

  • @alyb958
    @alyb958 3 года назад +812

    Kitboga, the new Mr. Rogers. He reminds us we are loved, makes us laugh, and teaches important lessons.

    • @squirrelcoom
      @squirrelcoom 3 года назад +11

      Fr

    • @KitbogaShow
      @KitbogaShow  3 года назад +394

      That is one of the nicest comments I've ever received.

    • @TeeMarie36
      @TeeMarie36 3 года назад +21

      I definitely agree.. i love watching his videos and warning family and friends

    • @maxsinventions8913
      @maxsinventions8913 3 года назад +14

      Except for scammers, but even sometimes he's nice to them.

    • @Janinec52
      @Janinec52 3 года назад +11

      Absolutely love this comment, so true. for me you win comment of the year

  • @ChrisPhillipsMusic510
    @ChrisPhillipsMusic510 3 года назад +270

    That "up dog" joke went over his head so fast I'm surprised the gust didn't knock him out of his chair

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 3 года назад +1

      It went over his head at 37,000 feet

  • @hilhaswheels
    @hilhaswheels 11 месяцев назад +16

    Love how you are lecturing him on basic phone etiquette, right after being on the floor laughing without muting yourself! 😂🤣

  • @faithparker3085
    @faithparker3085 3 года назад +219

    They breathe so heavily.
    “There is a virus. HHHHHHHH in your computerHHHHHHHH.”

    • @Genericusername1004
      @Genericusername1004 3 года назад +6

      Due to Covid face masks, microphones need to sit right under their nose so you hear anything for the nasal asmr

    • @EternalDensity
      @EternalDensity 3 года назад +14

      A wirus.

    • @Cuddleshock
      @Cuddleshock 3 года назад +2

      This guy in particular sounds like he's overweight, in which case, the heavy breathing makes sense.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 3 года назад

      GenericUsername You actually think these criminals care about wearing masks? And they sound the same as two years ago

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 3 года назад +2

      Cuddleshock Arts How do you sound overweight? Unfit i can understand, but overweight?

  • @PhilippeCarphin
    @PhilippeCarphin 3 года назад +1791

    He tricks scammers into singing christmas carols but I love that he still gets excited about getting the scammer to fall for the "What's updog?" thing.
    (I wrote "carrols" and someone corrected me)

    • @Minirexs
      @Minirexs 2 года назад +28

      It’s the little things in life 😊

    • @theretronick3380
      @theretronick3380 2 года назад +7

      When it didn't work he should have told the scammer, "I was trying to scam ya!"

    • @THEREDHOTWRECK
      @THEREDHOTWRECK 2 года назад +2

      Wait when did THAT happen?! The singing Christmas Carols I have to see

    • @PhilippeCarphin
      @PhilippeCarphin 2 года назад +1

      @@THEREDHOTWRECK I’m re-reading past Phil’s comment. The way he said it, I think the Christmas carol thing could be from another video.
      I can’t remember when he did it.

    • @PhilippeCarphin
      @PhilippeCarphin 2 года назад

      @@THEREDHOTWRECK I think it’s one where he pits two scammers against each other but there’s more than one of those.

  • @criptin4075
    @criptin4075 3 года назад +707

    A virus really could make a fake windows version but the fact that he's connected to the device while it says their is no internet is comedy gold haha.

    • @Morrodin182
      @Morrodin182 3 года назад +10

      well he assumed it was a wireless connection most likely :PPPPPPPPPPPP

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 2 года назад +21

      @@Morrodin182 wouldn't, a wireless connection still need internet.. just wirelessly?

    • @Morrodin182
      @Morrodin182 2 года назад +11

      @@emrahalien2972 Yes it would ... I just assumed the ':PPPPPPPPP' made it clear I was trying to be funny, not trying to be correct ;)

    • @yanasosnovskaya864
      @yanasosnovskaya864 2 года назад +2

      @@emrahalien2972 it doesn't require internet for wireless connection. You can have local network inside of your house for example without Internet.

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 2 года назад +7

      @@yanasosnovskaya864 yeah i know. But he needs internet to do what he's doing, and you still need internet for wireless connection for that.

  • @bearlyhardley
    @bearlyhardley 2 года назад +56

    This is genuinely one of my favorite kitboga videos, he HAS to do more strange OS pranks

    • @AdminHouse
      @AdminHouse 6 месяцев назад

      Oh my god. He HAS to do Windows 93 or Windows 96

  • @linus1703
    @linus1703 3 года назад +359

    KitBoga: I need to go to the supermarket I'm out of mayonnaise
    Scammer: Madame that is due to the hackers installing virus on your computer

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 года назад +3

      Because indian

    • @tezcanaslan2877
      @tezcanaslan2877 3 года назад +9

      Hackers stole her mayonnaise through screen

    • @aeixo2533
      @aeixo2533 3 года назад +7

      *wirus

    • @shouryashah7243
      @shouryashah7243 3 года назад +10

      @@KL005 wow racism so funny haha

    • @shabblepony
      @shabblepony 3 года назад +12

      ugh, don't you just hate it when hackers install a virus on your computer and take all your mayonnaise

  • @LacedBacon
    @LacedBacon 3 года назад +162

    Sadly enough older people like my parents who are in their 70's, never had computers growing up and barely know anything about them now except how to turn them on and check facebook so they will believe anything a scammer says that sounds remotely sophisticated. Thanks to the good work of Kit people are now aware of these scams.

    • @lunamoon4880
      @lunamoon4880 3 года назад

      No older people check fb on phone :) but when they buy stuff they can get scam

    • @LacedBacon
      @LacedBacon 3 года назад +5

      @@lunamoon4880 NO you are wrong! My dad never had a cell phone his entire life lol

    • @taco9797998907907
      @taco9797998907907 3 года назад +3

      "some" older people....

  • @smeg4brainsukaya
    @smeg4brainsukaya 3 года назад +305

    "Unable to connect. There could be several reasons: 2. The internet is broken"
    How he read that and did not just hang up there and then I do not know, brilliant!

    • @alexm566
      @alexm566 2 года назад

      this proves they're computer illiterate millennials without any legitimate computer experience

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 2 года назад

      I don't think they actually read that.

  • @omeglebaiter5551
    @omeglebaiter5551 2 года назад +14

    “You are receiving popups.”
    Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.

  • @ElfyBeastmage
    @ElfyBeastmage 3 года назад +1103

    "what is updog"
    "i don't know what that is"
    "clearly"
    STOP
    STOP IT
    HE'S ALREADY DEAD

    • @exemida
      @exemida 3 года назад +4

      No he has to make sure he has to make sure he doesn't return as a zombie.

  • @hairyfrankfurt
    @hairyfrankfurt 3 года назад +388

    He's clearly not a technician. He didn't even know updog. Tsk tsk.

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD 3 года назад

      @@beerleaguebrodeur7724 >:D

    • @Limbbiscuit
      @Limbbiscuit 3 года назад

      @@beerleaguebrodeur7724 :V

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 года назад +1

      TEK NEE SHUN
      indian

    • @JFKjr-gp7lf
      @JFKjr-gp7lf 3 года назад

      It was in the The office still don't know what there talking about

    • @Diembee
      @Diembee 3 года назад

      @@beerleaguebrodeur7724 Nothin much man, what’s up with you?

  • @thedarkside13
    @thedarkside13 3 года назад +611

    An indian scammer with heavy accent:
    *"Hi, my name John Smith, how can I help you?"*

    • @CapysGardenShop
      @CapysGardenShop 3 года назад +9

      i’d have to change my name! 😂

    • @thedarkside13
      @thedarkside13 3 года назад +4

      @@CapysGardenShop lol.😅😅

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 3 года назад +10

      You do know we have a John Abraham, right? And a Jennifer Winget?

    • @fatimazz
      @fatimazz 3 года назад +4

      @@dOVERanalyst wait really?

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 3 года назад +5

      @@fatimazz Yes, just Google. They're legitimate Indian movie & TV stars.
      John Abraham was even Mr. India.

  • @dragonfly8877
    @dragonfly8877 2 года назад +10

    The Updog had me cackling!!. Thank you Kit for all your hard work to keep us entertained.

  • @FatherAxeKeeper
    @FatherAxeKeeper 3 года назад +95

    Back in like 2007 I had a co worker who kept jumping around the updog question for like an hour before she finally snapped at me, and yelled "what the f*** is updog!?" when I replied "not muuuuuuch!" her face got beet red and we both cracked up so hard.

    • @ProdWakaw
      @ProdWakaw 2 года назад +14

      its been 13 years and you still remember that moment 😂 it must have been very funny

  • @UthersonL
    @UthersonL 3 года назад +62

    Something's fishy. Windows 95-2000 did not have a Crash option in the Start menu, that function operated on a randomized timer. I work in IT, I'd know.

    • @Palmtop_User
      @Palmtop_User 2 года назад +8

      Thats why winrg is a more reliable product

  • @SignsForSustenance
    @SignsForSustenance 3 года назад +547

    That laugh disguised as a cough is expert pro level.

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 3 года назад +29

      Facts. I would have crumbled right there.

  • @karamei
    @karamei 3 года назад +28

    Idk how I haven't watched this before, but oh my god... hearing Kit absolutely lose his shit cracking up over the ridiculous things on this made it all the better, and made me laugh even harder.
    Major props to JamesWeb for making this. Microsoft should hire him.

  • @MrEDK1985
    @MrEDK1985 3 года назад +287

    That awkward moment when you realize that Windows RG is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year.

    • @rookmaster7502
      @rookmaster7502 3 года назад +29

      The best OS ever! Simple layout and void of bloatware.

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 3 года назад +4

      The creator of it actually mentioned that in another comment on this video, and that they were surprised it was still kicking around lol.

  • @ProMilkshake
    @ProMilkshake 3 года назад +194

    The what's up dog joke killed me 😂😂😂😂

    • @Ray25689
      @Ray25689 3 года назад +1

      Same 😂😂😂
      I legit thought he wanted to act like an old person who doesnt know the correct word "update"
      He really got me off guard

    • @ItzOzyyy
      @ItzOzyyy 3 года назад +3

      What is updog?

    • @christinehunter609
      @christinehunter609 3 года назад +4

      We all know scammers have no sense of humor. Jokes go right over their brainless heads

    • @pieterdsmit
      @pieterdsmit 3 года назад

      I’m done. 😂

  • @WolfQueenLydia
    @WolfQueenLydia 3 года назад +636

    "There's viruses are having nature."
    Sir David Attenbrough of India xD

    • @Hashazer
      @Hashazer 3 года назад +15

      That's how they multiply 😂😂

    • @snowshoes5942
      @snowshoes5942 3 года назад +19

      Don't you mean wirus?

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 года назад +1

      Because indians

    • @Glovesman54
      @Glovesman54 3 года назад +10

      Well if his computer ''wiruses are having nature'' wouldn't that be the best wirus to have, a nature wirus!😊

    • @sahb8091
      @sahb8091 3 года назад +10

      and we have blacked your screen, so that the children cannot see the wiruses having nature.

  • @caffeinated24x7
    @caffeinated24x7 2 года назад +10

    This one was my personal favorite! I love the fake Windows. Especially when you cracked up and couldn’t stop laughing. Made my day.

  • @cogs11
    @cogs11 3 года назад +224

    He said "acorrupted", its bcrupted's brother.

    • @manwithnoname3024
      @manwithnoname3024 3 года назад

      OK Chip...good one. 😅😅

    • @blissfullyhated
      @blissfullyhated 3 года назад +9

      Acorrupted is a tier above bcoruppted

    • @cogs11
      @cogs11 3 года назад +5

      @@blissfullyhated He's the senior "crupted" officer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WdnUlik2no
      @WdnUlik2no 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @giantswingallday7001
    @giantswingallday7001 3 года назад +592

    “Order Food” hahaha I wish real Windows would add that in their system hahaha

    • @BrianaCunningham
      @BrianaCunningham 3 года назад +8

      I saw that too and laughed hahaha

    • @scose
      @scose 3 года назад +27

      It's funny how this was a silly joke in 2002 but now we have grubhub, postmates, etc.

    • @squirrelcoom
      @squirrelcoom 3 года назад +9

      That could've saved windows phone OS

    • @stigmaoftherose
      @stigmaoftherose 3 года назад +7

      I wanted to see them click on crash tbh.

    • @manwithnoname3024
      @manwithnoname3024 3 года назад +3

      That’d be awesome actually.

  • @asteroidrules
    @asteroidrules 3 года назад +80

    The fact that these scammers seriously played along with the "error messages" RG was displaying makes me want to see what would happen if you gave them a fake BSOD that would randomly pop up and say "FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR. Computer Over. Virus = very yes." They probably wouldn't even realize that's not proper english.

  • @Acheron666
    @Acheron666 3 года назад +19

    “Up dog”
    Scammer….”what’s up dog?”
    “Nothing much, how about you,” 😂😂😂😂

  • @AnotherOrdinaryGamer
    @AnotherOrdinaryGamer 3 года назад +68

    This scammer is SO confused but he keeps going 😂😂
    "Windows is...broken."

  • @garyberger9257
    @garyberger9257 3 года назад +996

    "What is updog?"
    "Not much. How about you?"
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆 in tears laughing

    • @tiffanyh1274
      @tiffanyh1274 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 me too

    • @Geno2733
      @Geno2733 3 года назад +23

      He didn't get the joke even after Kitboga explained him one ting.

    • @sgeraldop
      @sgeraldop 3 года назад +8

      I don’t remember the last time I laughed so bad like this... literally cried 😂 😂

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 3 года назад +2

      That incredibly long and awkward pause afterwards lol

    • @prometheus6474
      @prometheus6474 3 года назад

      supahotfire.wmv

  • @sciencelad1
    @sciencelad1 3 года назад +201

    The 'Order Food' button seems like a throwback to being able to order actual Pizza Hut in Everquest 😂

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 3 года назад +8

      /pizza

    • @Tracor3k99
      @Tracor3k99 3 года назад +8

      I remember that! Actually used it once. Think it was for pizzahut

    • @ZionSairin
      @ZionSairin 3 года назад +6

      Oh my god somebody referenced it, one of us is still alive!

    • @16xthedetail76
      @16xthedetail76 3 года назад

      Holy shit really? That's fucking awesome lmao

    • @abadgurl2010
      @abadgurl2010 3 года назад +1

      Wtf is Everquest?

  • @user-gc1cp1xp5i
    @user-gc1cp1xp5i 25 дней назад +1

    OMG I’ve watched Kitboga try the ‘updog’ at least 20+ different times… with 20+ different scammers. They NEVER say “ What’s up dog?” I’m so happy he got this!!!👏👏👏
    He got the updog! THIS in itself, is a win!

  • @AlanMedina314
    @AlanMedina314 3 года назад +263

    This episode was gold- I died inside when I read the menu.
    "Order Food"

  • @Shit_I_Missed.
    @Shit_I_Missed. 3 года назад +132

    omfg that silence after Kit says "not much, how about you?" is HILARIOUS!

  • @TheNewsInASL
    @TheNewsInASL 3 года назад +203

    I will bet he is still trying to figure out what "up dog" is.

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 3 года назад

      He starts to suspect that it could involving animals and worries about the village finding out.

  • @HowieRaps
    @HowieRaps 2 года назад +4

    10:13 "wait I don't smell... my house is yellow and I'm most certainly not trying to be naughty!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessicabellandy5687
    @jessicabellandy5687 3 года назад +426

    Another one: have it do an update but it loops forever. Like updating eventually turns into downloading after reaching 100 percent and then it changes to installing, then into processing, then into applying updates, then into reconfiguring... Etc.

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 3 года назад +83

      make the progress bar exceed 100% too without finishin, I've seen it happen randomly lol

    • @edifyguy
      @edifyguy 3 года назад +28

      @@stevejohnson6593 I'm pretty sure the installer for Windows 95 could exceed 100% on some of its steps. Maybe it wasn't 95 but I really feel like one of the Windows installers back in the day did that.

    • @whtwolf100
      @whtwolf100 2 года назад +11

      Make it so the progressbar goes up to 5% and immediately falls to -5%

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 2 года назад +11

      And at the final 3 steps, it pauses at 98% or 99%, and at the end, it just tells you that it couldn't install the update, so it uninstalls the update, taking the same amount of time, and then you try installing it again, taking the same amount of time (including the uninstall part), and it just keeps going forever and ever until finally the update gets installed. Just one problem.
      *The computer shuts down and/or presumably crashes immediately after.*

  • @felicewillilms4875
    @felicewillilms4875 3 года назад +151

    Something using that “verify you are not a robot” with those picture choices with no way to get out of it.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 3 года назад +14

      Yeah something like pictures of a street with no trees and you have to click on trees, etc.

    • @s0lastsummer7
      @s0lastsummer7 3 года назад +3

      It happens by accident sometimes, it'll say click all the cats and sometimes there just aren't any left! But he designs the program so that it doesn't matter which ones you click, it still goes through after a certain number of clicks. They didn't seem to notice when he ran out of correct ones lol. They get really mad when nevaeh starts calling animals the wrong names though! 😂

    • @s0lastsummer7
      @s0lastsummer7 3 года назад

      Although reading your comment again one more time, I see how you might mean that a different way! I get ya!

    • @Geno2733
      @Geno2733 3 года назад +2

      The real captcha pulls this shit already. I click the right images, and it keeps looping.

  • @kabbaage
    @kabbaage 3 года назад +83

    God, I would love a compilation of every time he's tried the updog joke and how the scammer reacted

  • @terranceparsons5185
    @terranceparsons5185 2 года назад +2

    This flavour of scammer has absolutely no sense of humour, they have no clue about pop culture and they can say English words but have no real understanding of the language, they all wear blinkers and they can't deviate from their script.

  • @asteroidrules
    @asteroidrules 3 года назад +817

    I would be interested to see scammers try to interact with other obsolete or unusual operating systems, perhaps Linux distros disguised to look like Windows, or if you're really feeling sadistic fling OS/2 or Windows ME at them.

    • @Menace0
      @Menace0 2 года назад +6

      Wussup ponybro

    • @maukschilol
      @maukschilol 2 года назад +127

      Windows ME? If I remember right torture is forbidden under the geneva convention. You sadist

    • @Gigachad-mc5qz
      @Gigachad-mc5qz 2 года назад +18

      gentoo linux

    • @maukschilol
      @maukschilol 2 года назад +74

      @@Gigachad-mc5qz "you need to install TeamViewer" "oh that might take an hour or two to find all the optimization flags and compile. You better get a coffee my son" ^^

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 2 года назад +45

      Oh man I would pay to see a scammer desperately trying to figure out OS/2. That would be amazing.

  • @lovestein92
    @lovestein92 3 года назад +62

    11:47 “you are going to a site” IM DYING

    • @AnalyticalMenace
      @AnalyticalMenace 3 года назад +5

      I love how the dude doesn't even notice he is being laughed at!🤣

  • @theperfectidio1
    @theperfectidio1 3 года назад +196

    "explorer.exe performed an *illegal operation* and will now be closed"

    • @global8198
      @global8198 3 года назад +25

      "Windows could not delete
      explorer.exe
      The file is in use by Windows"

    • @ananttiwari1337
      @ananttiwari1337 3 года назад +5

      That does happen

  • @robonator2945
    @robonator2945 2 года назад +7

    6:10 I like the really small details, that are missing, like how clippy's yellow text box doesnt actually include the arrow at the bottom of it to show that he is talking, it's a yellow box and a white arrow. I honestly don't know if that's intentional or not, but I love it

  • @LocalSinkPisser
    @LocalSinkPisser 3 года назад +166

    This man is such a madlad he speedruns trolling scammers

    • @sumlem
      @sumlem 3 года назад +3

      Omg lemon demon ♥️✨🥰😍🤩🤩🤩😍😍😏😍😌

    • @Giyga
      @Giyga 3 года назад +33

      Complete opposite actually, he tries to waste as much time as he can.

    • @mskadwa
      @mskadwa 3 года назад +16

      @@Giyga slowrun?

    • @hesshelwalkin2977
      @hesshelwalkin2977 2 года назад +5

      @@mskadwa slowwalk

    • @cowabanger
      @cowabanger 2 года назад +4

      @@mskadwa leisurelysaunter?

  • @Hannah-gm7ez
    @Hannah-gm7ez 3 года назад +142

    Kitboga dying of laughter just makes this video even better!

  • @dasdoesthings5320
    @dasdoesthings5320 3 года назад +194

    Imagine a Windows version with a "Call Microsoft Tech Support" button on the start menu.

  • @MountainRaven1960
    @MountainRaven1960 Год назад +9

    Watching this while recovering from Covid. It was so funny and I laughed so hard, I was able to shift the muck in my lungs!

  • @torryabadeer1245
    @torryabadeer1245 3 года назад +155

    They probably have a sample of all your voice characters with a note on everyone’s desk that says “do not try to scam this person, it’s a waste of time. They’re scamming you”

    • @anname7373
      @anname7373 2 года назад

      Nah they probably have artificial intelligence that stores his voice in a bank

  • @addicted2anger53
    @addicted2anger53 3 года назад +84

    almost got a spit take from me when he said “what is up dog?” 😂

  • @leebuse9424
    @leebuse9424 3 года назад +316

    The best part was seeing Kitboga enjoy this as much as he did.More of these.

    • @DisasterxUs
      @DisasterxUs 3 года назад +8

      Seriously his laughing is so contagious 😭

  • @CaptainTrips
    @CaptainTrips 3 года назад +9

    This is some next level trolling! Great job as always Mr. Boga x)

  • @abetts123
    @abetts123 3 года назад +32

    I think this hit a new high for amount of laughter a scammer hears and still continues in script

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 3 года назад

      I don’t think the laughing was audible to the scammer.

    • @medallo143
      @medallo143 3 года назад +4

      @@Sashazur it was. Whatever we hear in the lady's voice the scammer also hears

  • @PineappleFin
    @PineappleFin 3 года назад +157

    KitBoga:Whats up dog?
    Scammer:I dont know.

    • @ItzOzyyy
      @ItzOzyyy 3 года назад +3

      What is updog?

    • @Marverick1998
      @Marverick1998 3 года назад +2

      It heard updog ran outta business and was taken over by Sugma.

    • @michaelr1225
      @michaelr1225 3 года назад +3

      clearly.

    • @kolgax2064
      @kolgax2064 3 года назад

      @eggs gamer Not much how about you?

    • @elirave4027
      @elirave4027 3 года назад +1

      @@Marverick1998 that's what she said

  • @edwin3928ohd
    @edwin3928ohd 3 года назад +141

    Windows RG!!! In 2005 i put this on my grandmas computer and fullscreened it. She went to use it but after a minute of silence i heard her yell "what the hell is this!!!"

    • @SonOvaSon
      @SonOvaSon 3 года назад

      What does the RG stand for?

    • @popandlochnessie
      @popandlochnessie 3 года назад +24

      @@SonOvaSon not much, whats up with you

    • @DusttheRegulus
      @DusttheRegulus 3 года назад +11

      @@popandlochnessie Not how that joke works.

    • @DusttheRegulus
      @DusttheRegulus 3 года назад +3

      @@SonOvaSon "Really Good"

    • @TopHat-wd2yv
      @TopHat-wd2yv 3 года назад +9

      @@DusttheRegulus that’s how the joke works

  • @CarolineWolterHall
    @CarolineWolterHall 2 года назад +9

    I’m a senior. I lost it too when Kit laughed falling off his chair. _Windows is broken. Order food instead._ 😂 😆

  • @0037dakota
    @0037dakota 3 года назад +496

    I wouldn't be able to do this without dying laughing.

  • @G94Nick
    @G94Nick 3 года назад +133

    "check for update" [Windows doesn't get any better than this]
    I'd lose my shit if I got a popup window like that

    • @anno5936
      @anno5936 3 года назад +9

      back in the day a mate of mine was running XP with a lovely message like: " windows help could not be found, please refer to windows help for a solution"

    • @thechanglongwang
      @thechanglongwang 3 года назад +11

      @@anno5936 when i was a kid and had no internet, i did the check for problems related to network and windows told me search for help online

  • @geoffelder2236
    @geoffelder2236 3 года назад +45

    Spit-take at 5:09: "Probably because you smell."
    I also can't stop laughing at the way "RG" is drawn in green MS Paint!

  • @Maverik772
    @Maverik772 2 года назад +9

    This is one the the funniest calls ever made. Watching that dude helplessly lose to a paper clip was priceless

  • @c.m.7489
    @c.m.7489 3 года назад +142

    since someone pointed out how active kit's eyebrows are i cant unsee it

    • @ryanloescher6234
      @ryanloescher6234 3 года назад

      He's the Michael Keaton of youtubers and I'm here for it

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 3 года назад +3

      Isn't everyone's eyebrows that active?

    • @lindaedvardsson4218
      @lindaedvardsson4218 3 года назад

      Same..😯.. ofc the sunglasses boost that sight..😌.. You just like..”wait for it...”...😬

    • @ptpalex
      @ptpalex 3 года назад +3

      Me reading this while Kit’s eyebrows were simulating a swimming routine

    • @YouMfsWeird
      @YouMfsWeird 3 года назад

      @@dOVERanalyst no some people are more expressive

  • @3dprintinglibrary335
    @3dprintinglibrary335 3 года назад +39

    You got to love how clueless and dumb these scammers really are.
    I love that you can purposely CRASH your computer too

  • @TheNewsInASL
    @TheNewsInASL 3 года назад +40

    10:36 - "Windows is broken."
    If he does not get that, this is a scammer who should be nowhere near a computer. He probably does more damage to the computers he uses in the call center than he does to his victims' computers.

    • @CraigRodmellMusic
      @CraigRodmellMusic 3 года назад +3

      Fingers crossed!!

    • @adaptorperish1322
      @adaptorperish1322 3 года назад +4

      That’s a good thing, let them damage PCs, instead of scamming elderly people.

  • @roboticbaboon3125
    @roboticbaboon3125 2 года назад +2

    UpDog really made me LMAO! :D :D That's brilliant! And the poor dude keeps trying. This scammer reminds me of me when I got clearly rejected by a girl but somehow, I still kept trying and it only got really awkward and humiliating from that point on.