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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2019
  • After this tech support scammer goes through his script, he says the solution is to purchase a firewall. He claims he's the only one who can provide it, but we take a trip to amazon and buy one right in front of him. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
    Full Call........ / 479320426
    Twitter.......... / kitboga
    Instagram.... / kitbogashow
    Twitch.......... / kitboga
    Merch........... shop.spreadshirt.com/kitboga
    Edited By...... Lemondrop
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  • @PureLiquidJade
    @PureLiquidJade 4 года назад +1747

    I hate when they get weirdly intimate. "honey" "i love you" "i could live with you forever" it just runs a chill up my spine

    • @--..__
      @--..__ 4 года назад +231

      They aren't completely fluent in English so it's more difficult to say such things in a way that doesn't sound inappropriately intimate.

    • @ch-tc4ct
      @ch-tc4ct 4 года назад +32

      it's so derpy when that happens

    • @craigwatts9692
      @craigwatts9692 4 года назад +168

      Still disgusting how they try to ingratiate themselves with their victims

    • @chalronbjork4766
      @chalronbjork4766 4 года назад +4

      Or vomit

    • @bryanleigh6497
      @bryanleigh6497 4 года назад +3

      @Pixies Ostrich Duster
      Wtf is a coding club?

  • @misanthropic-mi
    @misanthropic-mi 4 года назад +3705

    Some people do Netflix binges.... I now do Kitboga ones. These are hilarious!

    • @DelliaWyn
      @DelliaWyn 4 года назад +14

      Meeses Pieces right!!!

    • @DjDobleU809
      @DjDobleU809 4 года назад +39

      Vait a moment.. ☝️🤔🤔

    • @trishaaustin
      @trishaaustin 4 года назад +31

      I'm addicted now

    • @thatcattycat
      @thatcattycat 4 года назад +8

      Meeses Pieces same

    • @solleon4568
      @solleon4568 4 года назад +11

      DJ Doble U i sing this as soon as his videos begin 😂 and subconsciously when I’m alone too!!

  • @moeinial
    @moeinial 3 года назад +189

    "25 is 52 backwards"
    "I live alone with my goldfish.. And the mailman.. he comes in sometimes"
    "Do you want these hackers to use your information? Hmm sure." Looool

  • @GarrettStelly
    @GarrettStelly 3 года назад +123

    My favorite part of Kitboga anti-scams is when he just outright says something like:
    "Oh no thank you I don't want any documents" or "Thank you for fixing my computer"
    It's so honest yet so malicious and they just have to sit there and try to justify their lies.

  • @shazarkhan3288
    @shazarkhan3288 4 года назад +3023

    Kitboga: “There are 52 weeks in a year”
    Scammer: “Immediately looks it up”

    • @squiddler7731
      @squiddler7731 4 года назад +155

      _Checkmate atheists_

    • @electricsoup7481
      @electricsoup7481 4 года назад +66

      I'm your 52nd like.

    • @shazarkhan3288
      @shazarkhan3288 4 года назад +16

      Electric Soup thanks!!!!!

    • @Michael-dj6pd
      @Michael-dj6pd 4 года назад +78

      goes to show what vigorous education they have to go through to become an elite in technology

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer 4 года назад +18

      [Immediately looks it up]*

  • @asia.b
    @asia.b 4 года назад +1505

    "What's your name?"
    "James"
    "Ok Flames..." 😄

    • @AndLOLGG
      @AndLOLGG 4 года назад +14

      "SLAAAAYMES!"

    • @societalreject4
      @societalreject4 4 года назад +7

      Ok Barbie doll

    • @leaconnor3719
      @leaconnor3719 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣

    • @sheevpalpatine6626
      @sheevpalpatine6626 4 года назад +15

      I answer phones for my job. And I’m legit like “this is Jeff how may I help” person on the other line “hey Justin”

    • @FeeLtheHertZ
      @FeeLtheHertZ 3 года назад

      Cold FLAAMEZZ!

  • @mariapalladino2473
    @mariapalladino2473 4 года назад +465

    When you “yelled at the kids” I spit my drink out. I almost peed myself. 🤣

    • @ubetchaslots
      @ubetchaslots 3 года назад +10

      @maria p, i dieddd first time i heard the screams of the children lmaooo N, still lol!when he does it..n this is about my 50th vid i watched of Kit's in last few weeks. so serioulsy addicted to his vids haaaaa xojodia, G's mom, NE Boston, Massachusetts

    • @mariapalladino2473
      @mariapalladino2473 3 года назад +8

      Jay Amen he’s hysterical. I know he has a hard time keeping it together but I wouldn’t be able to. I’d be hysterically laughing if I tried this.

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 3 года назад +1

      Good thing you are having trouble peeing

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 3 года назад +2

      I did (but thnkfully, I was watching this video in the right place)

    • @kathysahagian7478
      @kathysahagian7478 2 года назад +11

      That's just your IP address saying hello ma'am

  • @yoyohayli
    @yoyohayli 3 года назад +64

    3:50
    My god, the children screaming nearly killed me! Literally. I was eating salad and it went in my lungs.

    • @czhaok
      @czhaok 2 года назад +3

      Really? Right Infront of my salad?

    • @Playboysmurf1
      @Playboysmurf1 2 года назад

      I was eating candy and it went into my nose 👃

    • @drestarman
      @drestarman Год назад

      it was a nice touch

  • @luvleeana
    @luvleeana 4 года назад +2758

    I love how you ramble on like an old lady.. u got that down pat. U need an Oscar...

    • @annab8189
      @annab8189 4 года назад +70

      After this he could have a career on radio. He is extremely talented!

    • @amyill9280
      @amyill9280 4 года назад +8

      LOL This is my favorite video by far

    • @blancaw6280
      @blancaw6280 4 года назад +41

      He must have a lot of experience talking with his grandparents! LOL

    • @luvleeana
      @luvleeana 4 года назад +2

      Katie Giles nope. Single

    • @AlanCanon2222
      @AlanCanon2222 4 года назад +4

      @Katie Giles Geography much?

  • @davidgustavsson4000
    @davidgustavsson4000 4 года назад +1414

    Idea: "My grandson normally helps me with this, but he just shipped to India for the secret invasion."

    • @evelynrodriguez8652
      @evelynrodriguez8652 4 года назад +23

      David Gustavsson good one, or secret mission

    • @davidgustavsson4000
      @davidgustavsson4000 4 года назад +160

      @@evelynrodriguez8652 "they call it an operation, but the way he explained it, sounded like an old-fashioned CIA backed coup to me"

    • @BlackPantherFTW
      @BlackPantherFTW 4 года назад +29

      *Pakistan has entered the chat*

    • @Gvstave
      @Gvstave 4 года назад +2

      PLEASEEEEEE DO THIS

    • @matty6146
      @matty6146 4 года назад +6

      You sir are a fucking genius

  • @coolunusual
    @coolunusual Год назад +41

    One of the benefits of being the tech guy in a family of mainly tech illiterate folks is that they'll more than often contact you first before they fall for any scam like this

    • @vit7890
      @vit7890 Год назад +2

      lol I totally get you. I'm not a tech expert (yet) but I know my way around the pc, and they often ask me how to do tech stuff, and I will admit that sometimes it's annoying (if they ask me stuff I've already explained), but I'm happy to help them so they don't get scammed

  • @beanacomputer
    @beanacomputer 4 года назад +324

    Oh my God he actually didn't know how many weeks there are in a year.

    • @glennhefel
      @glennhefel 3 года назад +34

      Maybe that's why he doesnt have a real job

    • @drewhempwood2113
      @drewhempwood2113 3 года назад +17

      @@glennhefel I mean yea thats a good indicator that hes stupid but ive had a few jobs and im not sure theres a whole lot of jobs that arent available to u if you cant tell them how many weeks are in a year

    • @puddang2379
      @puddang2379 3 года назад +73

      I'm sorry but when would you even have to know this

    • @angelomihailovic2889
      @angelomihailovic2889 3 года назад +38

      He probably pretended not to know to just to let the victim feel smarter. Like when you ask a kid "who was the first president?" It's obvious but you can pretend to be enlightened when they answer correctly to boost their ego.

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 года назад +7

      Because indian

  • @TravisEaly
    @TravisEaly 4 года назад +1717

    "your last name is Doll?"
    "No, it's Kendall."
    Hahaha such an underappreciated improv artist.

    • @ForumCat
      @ForumCat 4 года назад +45

      Ah! Like Barbie and Ken? I missed that! Brilliant!

    • @donkylefernandez4680
      @donkylefernandez4680 4 года назад +63

      "Your name is Barbie Doll"
      "Barbie Ken Doll"
      "okay"

    • @purpleturkey6633
      @purpleturkey6633 4 года назад +21

      He is a true genius! It doesn't surprise me that he came up with that so fast.

    • @RBG9000
      @RBG9000 4 года назад +9

      Ive seen him use that name elsewhere too though. But still he has the art of baiting perfected wont deny that!

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 4 года назад +7

      Embarrassed to say I missed that...good catch...but yes, he is VASTLY quicker thinking on his feet than most all comedians, at least most of the ones I've seen in situations where nothing is written for them and they have to make normal interchange funny. One thing that kills me with this guy is he goes off on tangents that are SOOO freakin' random, and usually very funny. His one word quips are often the best.

  • @L1ntaur
    @L1ntaur 4 года назад +1739

    "Do you want these hackers to use your information?"
    "Sure."
    LOL

    • @roflBeck
      @roflBeck 4 года назад +38

      We already accept tons of other EULAs and shit, why not?

    • @jdmnissan
      @jdmnissan 4 года назад +2

      Not laughing

    • @pee-bot
      @pee-bot 4 года назад +7

      @@jdmnissan not funny didnt laugh

    • @jdmnissan
      @jdmnissan 4 года назад +15

      @@pee-bot not laugh, didn't funny

    • @hewhoeatsall
      @hewhoeatsall 4 года назад +6

      @@jdmnissan not laughing, did not funny

  • @ProdLvrry
    @ProdLvrry 3 года назад +67

    Yo his ability to ramble on and on like exactly like an old person would is unrivaled even by old people themselves

  • @golfpro5502
    @golfpro5502 4 года назад +128

    “Actiwaited” is my new favorite indian scammer word..

    • @AlfaGiuliaQV
      @AlfaGiuliaQV 3 года назад +11

      And "Competer"

    • @marylaysico4090
      @marylaysico4090 3 года назад +5

      And compromise...in a very distinguish indian accent..lol

    • @marionettehone
      @marionettehone 3 года назад +8

      And “Apolocheese”

    • @reda1570
      @reda1570 3 года назад +9

      Wirus

    • @nicbbb2723
      @nicbbb2723 3 года назад +5

      Wait a moment is mine🤣😜😂😆😅

  • @deborahwhatford9831
    @deborahwhatford9831 4 года назад +1995

    I want a t-shirt with a pic of Edna saying "On God's green flat earth."

    • @kelleyl2279
      @kelleyl2279 4 года назад +47

      I'd buy that😂

    • @digginaustin
      @digginaustin 4 года назад +31

      He knows it's flat, just as he knows these guys are scammers

    • @Rebelgirl-kv6bd
      @Rebelgirl-kv6bd 4 года назад +18

      I would definitely buy that

    • @dianalovescolors
      @dianalovescolors 4 года назад +11

      Hahaha, me too!!

    • @kelleyl2279
      @kelleyl2279 4 года назад +28

      Have to start with WHAT tho😂😂😂😂
      "What on God's green flat earth"😂😂😂😂

  • @Jamesmartens55
    @Jamesmartens55 4 года назад +482

    “You sound like a minor”.... HONEY, I AM 83 YEARS OLD! 😂

    • @ScorpioHR
      @ScorpioHR 3 года назад +6

      No, he sounds like a miner.

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 3 года назад +1

      No, he sounds like a migrant

    • @psychopathkat
      @psychopathkat 3 года назад

      Smooth smooth hitting up on the grannies XD

  • @kyriacarica5862
    @kyriacarica5862 Год назад +10

    This guy seems charming and fluent. You’d think he’d use these skills to go and find an actual legit job where he didnt have to scam 83-year-old ladies out of their life savings.

    • @alexm566
      @alexm566 Год назад

      they're greedy and have no morals, they don't think of western people as equal as them

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo Год назад +3

      Right?!?

  • @marekfoolforchrist
    @marekfoolforchrist 4 года назад +75

    "and the Holy Spirit"
    You're the best.

  • @karenpato1
    @karenpato1 4 года назад +630

    My mom is 78 and thinks these phone calls are hilarious.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 4 года назад +20

      HELLLLOOOO

    • @joshuabardon9992
      @joshuabardon9992 4 года назад +35

      John Miller that’s awesome you’re showing her them

    • @karenpato1
      @karenpato1 4 года назад +72

      @@joshuabardon9992 she's very sharp mentally...she thinks it's funny when they're like "you want me to lose my job"?...she's like "yeah, I do...if you worked for me and by accidentally gave someone a couple thousand bucks...you'd lose your job!" She's funny.

    • @ericsbuds
      @ericsbuds 4 года назад +22

      i need to show these to my Grandma and Grandpa! i bet they are gonna love them!

    • @Dm3qXY
      @Dm3qXY 4 года назад +11

      must be nice to be able to share stuff like this with parents.. mine never bothered to learn English, although my father watches all the time cheap Sci-Fi movies, and others...

  • @irlrosie
    @irlrosie 4 года назад +2032

    The kids screaming Has killed me 💀💀💀

  • @nah515
    @nah515 4 года назад +63

    When Edna's is photoshopped into different settings 🤣 I would love if an animator created a cartoon to go with this audio

  • @KeenKong52
    @KeenKong52 3 года назад +58

    Im 48 hours into a binge, ill never stop being surprised how pushy these people are when they are knowingly scamming

    • @dee_gee
      @dee_gee 3 года назад +5

      Take proper rest, eat well and stay safe.

    • @KeenKong52
      @KeenKong52 3 года назад +4

      @@dee_gee Thank you, I've taken precautions

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 2 года назад +1

      @@dee_gee Take a glass of water 😂

  • @wudenbachs
    @wudenbachs 4 года назад +634

    "Who Lives with you?"
    "Oh, it's just me, and my goldfish ... and the Holy Spirit! Oh, and sometimes the mailman. He comes in sometimes."
    You are a diamond in the rough, my friend. I can't get enough of your improvisation

    • @BombaclaatGatofish
      @BombaclaatGatofish 4 года назад +8

      I thought you would be having a cat

    • @Blackdawn98
      @Blackdawn98 4 года назад +14

      5:55....and sometimes the mailman, he comes in sometimes....
      Scammer: hmmm
      I died!

    • @hotcookiesnana
      @hotcookiesnana 4 года назад +7

      The mailman always knocks twice

    • @Living_a_spoonie_life
      @Living_a_spoonie_life 4 года назад

      @@hotcookiesnana Postman

    • @sawyerthestarling
      @sawyerthestarling 4 года назад

      @@Blackdawn98 yes! That's what I came here for. I went back over that a couple of times. Hmm...lol

  • @danspiteri4350
    @danspiteri4350 4 года назад +704

    It’s messed up that when the scam fails they always resort to petty revenge by trying to break your computer.

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 года назад +76

      Because indian

    • @Floppy_Bacon
      @Floppy_Bacon 3 года назад +53

      Or they threaten you or your family

    • @Venomousnack
      @Venomousnack 3 года назад +87

      @@KL005 not all Indians are bad

    • @Rchristbaum
      @Rchristbaum 3 года назад +51

      @@Venomousnack but these ones sure are lol

    • @rileymccoy8154
      @rileymccoy8154 3 года назад +90

      @@KL005 holy shit man do you just have that permanently copied to your clipboard, you comment that on so many comments lol jesus you're more dedicated than some of these scammers

  • @Kevin-uc3ir
    @Kevin-uc3ir 3 года назад +104

    "Just wait a moment" is my all time favorite song...

    • @AlfaGiuliaQV
      @AlfaGiuliaQV 3 года назад +5

      Someoe with mixing software and skills should make a full remix song out of that. Hell, i would pay money for that!

  • @everevelyn1094
    @everevelyn1094 3 года назад +78

    😂🤣😂 The people asking “where’s the scam?”, are either new or the same people that get scammed.

    • @Aprilann871
      @Aprilann871 3 года назад +2

      Right

    • @czhaok
      @czhaok 2 года назад +5

      To be fair most of his content is IRS and refund scams, so his chat meant in the context of that

  • @cyndikonopka2734
    @cyndikonopka2734 4 года назад +1773

    My record is 52 minutes on the line with one of these guys... you are my hero.. my mother’s been scammed too, so I’m on a mission, every minute I keep them on the line is a minute some old lady isn’t getting scammed.
    Keep on keeping on!

    • @TheWitchofWhiteTailHollow
      @TheWitchofWhiteTailHollow 4 года назад +34

      I never get these calls!

    • @Sammysam44
      @Sammysam44 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 4 года назад +21

      I once got one to hang up on me by offering him a blank check and any number he wanted on it, I'll buy everything your selling!

    • @cpmffeilberg4970
      @cpmffeilberg4970 4 года назад +36

      Have you seen his longer time wastes with these guys? 36 hours. Roflmao.

    • @yrlic
      @yrlic 4 года назад +98

      52 minutes ... same as number of weeks in a year...
      same as number of letters in the alphabet, lower case and upper case ...
      coincidence? I think, ... not!

  • @christopherr6284
    @christopherr6284 4 года назад +687

    "Oh that's Grandma Edna. She sits around calling Indian scammers for fun."

    • @brandonrutkowski6775
      @brandonrutkowski6775 4 года назад +89

      Why on God's green flat Earth would she do that!?!?

    • @cjjohnson1821
      @cjjohnson1821 4 года назад +12

      @@brandonrutkowski6775 Her daughter said she read it in Us Weekly Magazine!

    • @brandonrutkowski6775
      @brandonrutkowski6775 4 года назад +14

      @@cjjohnson1821 Yeah, I think I read that one. It's where they had the IP's and the stool samples.

    • @bluesun1943
      @bluesun1943 4 года назад +4

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @auntiemame
      @auntiemame 4 года назад

      @stricltyz Euros you ruined it

  • @joeterp5615
    @joeterp5615 3 года назад +51

    “Can we make some kind of treaty with them?” This man is one of the funniest alive! (in addition to a hero to humanity). How does he think of all this stuff?

  • @lennart_glimpsel
    @lennart_glimpsel 4 года назад +56

    "Why on gods green flat earth" caught me off guard xD

    • @spiritwarrior2942
      @spiritwarrior2942 2 года назад

      Shockingly to many,that statement is true. Earth is Gods,and its flat.

    • @chrisvennbowman3784
      @chrisvennbowman3784 2 года назад

      I know, right?!
      I can’t believe some people actually believe the Earth is green nowadays.

  • @rushyrulz
    @rushyrulz 4 года назад +599

    "This guy is actually really good.."
    Finally, a real level 7 technician.

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 года назад +32

      TEK NEE SHUN

    • @futurereflections4097
      @futurereflections4097 3 года назад +18

      This guy is good. He would have a lot of actual old ladies trusting him for sure

    • @wolfsongrising
      @wolfsongrising 3 года назад +9

      "Our battle will be legendary!"

    • @ceciledelaney5174
      @ceciledelaney5174 2 года назад +3

      Release the Kraken!!!!!

  • @possemagnet
    @possemagnet 4 года назад +210

    one of the things i admire about you is how you don't make fun of their accents/grammar, even more so despite the fact they're scammers. your humor and pranks revolve around actually funny material instead of "haha their first language isn't english"

    • @112dirtbags
      @112dirtbags Год назад +28

      no exactly. too many people focus on their ethnicity

    • @stevefromsaskatoon830
      @stevefromsaskatoon830 Год назад

      Put a shut on your mouth

    • @G.of.J.
      @G.of.J. 7 месяцев назад +11

      Im glad someone said it cuz this has nothing to do with indians in general. There are scammers everywhere anyway.

    • @chevelle1
      @chevelle1 12 дней назад +2

      He makes fun of their grammar all the time, and it’s hilarious.

    • @Currie01
      @Currie01 6 дней назад +1

      28:12 - Apart from this moment

  • @deadassbee3259
    @deadassbee3259 3 года назад +48

    I’m scared for old people who really fall victim to these scams.

  • @victoriya4487
    @victoriya4487 3 года назад +153

    "What was your name again?"
    "James"
    "Oh, Flames, do you ever feel like you lack critical information?"
    Omg I can't 😂😂

    • @hanashable95
      @hanashable95 3 года назад +4

      I started to read this as it got to this and when I looked back at the video he was smirking lol

    • @absoluteasmr8591
      @absoluteasmr8591 3 года назад +3

      Dude I was listening while reading comments and it was in sync here xD

    • @dancampbell5068
      @dancampbell5068 3 года назад +1

      He doesn't know

  • @nightshadexo
    @nightshadexo 4 года назад +489

    "...sometimes the Mailman comes over..."
    "Emmm"
    dude, you are the funniest.

    • @nightshadexo
      @nightshadexo 3 года назад +7

      @Joe A. 25 is 52 backwards! I swear this gets funnier and funnier every time!

  • @jwsuicides8095
    @jwsuicides8095 4 года назад +400

    Imagining her household: a goldfish and a kidnapped mailman.

    • @adulthumanfemale8666
      @adulthumanfemale8666 4 года назад +47

      And the Holy Spirit.

    • @andrewschwanke4743
      @andrewschwanke4743 4 года назад +12

      It's like a sitcom

    • @KermitFrazierdotcom
      @KermitFrazierdotcom 4 года назад +8

      JW Suicides ☆ A Fish named "Dog"

    • @silvias7319
      @silvias7319 4 года назад

      paradigm respawn what are you talking about?

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 4 года назад +5

      @@silvias7319 The olds lady had a fish named dog and when she fed dog the food just fell on its heads xD

  • @jas-kt9rg
    @jas-kt9rg 3 года назад +74

    Hacker- “Oh Barbie, I love you”
    Kitboga-“wat” lmaoooo. Quality content right here!

  • @joeterp5615
    @joeterp5615 3 года назад +33

    “I’ve beeen having touble peeing.” You are a master.

  • @NinjaJoanie
    @NinjaJoanie 4 года назад +455

    Glad to hear you don’t live alone - you’ve got a goldfish, the Holy Spirit, and sometimes the mailman 😂😂😂

  • @VHSvsBETA
    @VHSvsBETA 4 года назад +401

    Scammer: this is a VPN
    Kitboga: a weepy what?

  • @evmanbutts
    @evmanbutts 4 года назад +47

    It makes me borderline piss myself laughing when he starts mumbling like Edna is having a stroke lmfao

  • @twoking10
    @twoking10 Год назад +13

    The possibilities here to frustrate him, I thought at 5:30 (video) where the scammer says, "25 attackers on your computer, do you see that?" ... at that point, you might have said, "Oh my gosh, let me count them, 1...2....3... " counting very slowly. Each time the scammer interrupts, tell him you lost your place and have to start counting from the top all over again.

  • @blancaw6280
    @blancaw6280 4 года назад +250

    " I was just talking to my daughter ...she was reading in US Weekly an article that stated 37% of statics are made up but the other 17% are accurate" LMFAO!!!

    • @teletubeentt.t.e5635
      @teletubeentt.t.e5635 3 года назад +21

      37 + 17 - 2 = 52 😮

    • @CeraphineLuna
      @CeraphineLuna 3 года назад +5

      The other % doesn't exist

    • @joshnabours9102
      @joshnabours9102 2 года назад +2

      And 9001% of statistics can be used to try and manipulate you into thinking in a specific direction.

  • @KingNurseOR
    @KingNurseOR 3 года назад +28

    “James... (yes ma’am) 25 is 52 backwards!”
    - I’m dead! 😵

  • @belle2238
    @belle2238 4 года назад +61

    "GET OFF MY LAWN"...........the memometer should've been blazing! XD

  • @gus051
    @gus051 4 года назад +384

    That dude sounded like he was about to cry cause you didn’t want to give him your email. Also imagine trying to scam a person you think is 80years old, failing and then trying to ruin her computer cause you’re butthut, what a pos.

    • @dandelion12522
      @dandelion12522 4 года назад +8

      Why is it a big deal he didn’t get the email address? I’ve been watching these videos for 2 days and I’ve seen the other scammers ask for an email but skip right over it when one isn’t provided. This guy went eye twitch unhinged. Why does it matter? Don’t they usually just say go to your online banking and that’s the real scam?

    • @NovaMarx
      @NovaMarx 4 года назад +15

      @@dandelion12522 Scammers usually also make a side profit by selling your information on to third parties - like email addresses and other more personal information. So maybe he didn't want to lose that extra cash. Or he was a newbie, and was trying to follow the script to the letter.

    • @JosephDalrymple
      @JosephDalrymple 4 года назад +15

      @@dandelion12522 If you ever go to a dealership, or meet with other professional salesmen, you'll find yourself signing estimates and all kinds of other pieces of paper. Doing so is _seemingly_ benign, but it's a sales tactic. It gets you used to signing things, so that when the big one comes out, it's not so difficult to sign. The same goes here... If they know they're going to have trouble with you giving more personal information, they'll start with simple things to get you comfortable with giving them info.

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits 4 года назад +4

      @@JosephDalrymple That kind of manipulative behavior makes me very uncomfortable. I don't know how those people (car sales or scammers) live with themselves. Thanks, Edward Bernays.

    • @joedoe1096
      @joedoe1096 3 года назад +2

      Targeting. He's not going to try to deal with her one time and move on. They want to target her in multiple scams and get as much information on her as possible for identify fraud. Getting her email is the next obvious step.
      Finding an old lady struggling with dementia, they are sharks that smell blood in the water.

  • @buttersstotch2014
    @buttersstotch2014 4 года назад +959

    He sounds just like an old woman the way he trails off talking about nothing

    • @mirkwoodsnipe
      @mirkwoodsnipe 4 года назад +38

      That's the point 😂

    • @FIREBREATHER1012
      @FIREBREATHER1012 4 года назад +66

      And the mumbling when reading things "on screen"

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 4 года назад +7

      @888 777 Whose ass we talkin' bout now??

    • @benfrankog6111
      @benfrankog6111 4 года назад +19

      Yeah, kit is quick on his feet. Solid improv.

    • @buttersstotch2014
      @buttersstotch2014 4 года назад +1

      jadereptiles no shit, it was an observation

  • @musicgeek70
    @musicgeek70 3 года назад +12

    "Oh, and sometimes the mailman. He comes in sometimes." damn... grandma has a lover ;)

  • @palladium607
    @palladium607 3 года назад +17

    I listen to one of his videos every single day during my hour long walk and it never fails to make me laugh

  • @semiprime
    @semiprime 4 года назад +470

    If they say "Don't touch the computer", type something on the keyboard. When they complain: "I didn't touch the computer, I touched the keyboard".

    • @chloeflores8683
      @chloeflores8683 4 года назад +22

      Joel A that’s the move of a genius. I honestly think to myself when they say don’t! Touch! The Computer!, they truly mean to say don’t touch the computer so that way I can mess it up and do whatever I want.

    • @blowc1612
      @blowc1612 4 года назад +11

      Chloe Flores I want to do is act like a hacker is on my computer and start typing in that I just hacked into your computer and I’m in full control now I have changed your password and you need to get me gift cards. I can see you talking on the phone hang up now.

    • @mayomenace2636
      @mayomenace2636 3 года назад

      @@chloeflores8683 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups 3 года назад +3

      Are you trying to get oversmart?

    • @tifforo1
      @tifforo1 2 года назад +2

      "I didn't reach inside, remove the CPU cooler, and stroke the processor chip"

  • @AmberlinaSpoon
    @AmberlinaSpoon 4 года назад +494

    "I might be 83 years old and I can't manage to get a stool, but I'm not blind!" 🙌

    • @TheRohnjackson
      @TheRohnjackson 4 года назад +3

      Same issues with you 🤔

    • @jasmincalifornia1
      @jasmincalifornia1 4 года назад +2

      @@TheRohnjackson ...

    • @solarnaut
      @solarnaut 4 года назад +12

      at 83, she "kept it up" for 1:53:00 ! … so if you take the one hour and subtract it from 53, that give you 52 ! also how many cards in a deck... Edna is a PLAYaaaah !

    • @patriciariddle880
      @patriciariddle880 4 года назад +1

      @@ibrahimbaghdadi4995 no

    • @agentsd3428
      @agentsd3428 3 года назад

      @@TheRohnjackson dude, what did you say, again??

  • @jrm8899
    @jrm8899 3 года назад +37

    Kit's elderly lady is spot on with the pop culture references, reminiscing about the old days..... and yelling at the kids is priceless

    • @Generik_
      @Generik_ Год назад

      “New phone who dis?” Gets me every time

  • @ioncamin5
    @ioncamin5 3 года назад +41

    i genuinely cried laughing at this one "i dont want no commies in my computer"

  • @Steliphonos
    @Steliphonos 4 года назад +325

    15:38
    '' Sorry new phone, who dis ''
    I absolutely love it.

    • @jordanphoenix8037
      @jordanphoenix8037 4 года назад +7

      Thank you for time stamping that. Was so fucking funny.

    • @ella-bt8hp
      @ella-bt8hp 4 года назад +1

      That part made me spit my food out it was so fucking funny!! I'd read the comment first but it was so much funnier in person hearing it from her was hilarious these videos are the funniest thing ever.

    • @verchettawells6893
      @verchettawells6893 4 года назад +1

      This is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @suchasweety138
      @suchasweety138 3 года назад +1

      Yay for timestamps! I thought I was the only one that used them 😂❤️

    • @laurac86
      @laurac86 3 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard at that! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jefferygreenlee9969
    @jefferygreenlee9969 4 года назад +447

    "Hey you kids! Get outta here!!" *Kids screaming* LOL

    • @LadyHeathen82
      @LadyHeathen82 4 года назад +10

      She mooned them

    • @xslite300
      @xslite300 4 года назад +11

      @@LadyHeathen82 wish my grandma moons me :'(

    • @ChristianDeHadleigh
      @ChristianDeHadleigh 4 года назад +7

      @@xslite300 that's hot

    • @taxiuniversum
      @taxiuniversum 4 года назад

      IKR hilarious! 😆

    • @taxiuniversum
      @taxiuniversum 4 года назад +1

      Lady Heathen MyHeartBurnsThereToo No, she brought the shotgun. Again.

  • @Mehwhatevr
    @Mehwhatevr 3 года назад +49

    this is funny, but the patience this guy has to be on the phone with "her" for an 1:23 (at 15:39) and having accomplished very little so far tells me how much experience he and others have talking to people like her. which is really sad and despicable.

  • @nateworthy530
    @nateworthy530 3 года назад +10

    I died when she switched it up to thinking James was from the doctors office. That IP address line was amazing.

  • @mattbrown580
    @mattbrown580 4 года назад +745

    “I sent a urine sample to the wrong address”

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 4 года назад +33

      Did you notice that he talked the ears off of "kevin" so bad that he gave up right away and had to find "James" again lol!
      "Ohhhh your from my doctor" he litterally didnt get another word in after that lol

    • @veryclaro
      @veryclaro 4 года назад +12

      iPee Address :)))

    • @KermitFrazierdotcom
      @KermitFrazierdotcom 4 года назад +1

      Matt Brown ☆ Thank God & Little Green Bananas it wasn't a Stool Sample!

    • @chrissy93x
      @chrissy93x 4 года назад +6

      LMFAO the way he rambles on incoherent stories is the funniest thing and the scammer is like getting a headache from it

    • @PrayerWarriorAnii
      @PrayerWarriorAnii 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahhahahah

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 4 года назад +361

    Edna’s “wHaT” and “hUh” are amazing.

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 3 года назад +5

      Don't forget her BYE!

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 3 года назад

      New phon who dis

    • @n8style
      @n8style 3 года назад +1

      *HHwwwaaattt?!

    • @lmnop3023
      @lmnop3023 3 года назад +1

      And her “honey”

  • @DaveDepilot-KFRG
    @DaveDepilot-KFRG 2 года назад +8

    16:17 when he types his employee id, he realizes that he has too many digits and deletes one to make it look like the other fake employee id.
    And Kitboga says "Did you just make that up????" I almost spilled my drink.

  • @xxninjaspawnxx
    @xxninjaspawnxx 3 года назад +28

    Every time i watch these I feel like it’s inception he’s not only wasting hackers and scammers time but he’s preventing me from getting scammed and hacked by making me binge these back to back until I fall asleep instead of looking for ROMs and other fishy things lol Kits a LEGEND.

  • @alecschumann5490
    @alecschumann5490 4 года назад +199

    "I invoke parlay."
    "Not getting you."
    "You know, THE PIRATE CODE."

    • @MegaKat
      @MegaKat 2 года назад

      I am having a horrible horrible day and "parley" make me crack a laugh that surprised the hell out of me. Gold/beef bouillon/buillon gave me a followup chuckle.

  • @lindseymercuria3971
    @lindseymercuria3971 4 года назад +126

    It's taken me over 50 years to finally know what I want to do when I grow up - piss off scammers!

  • @matthewhall9692
    @matthewhall9692 4 года назад +30

    "My grandson plays that FortNite game so its gotta be perfect!" U tell 'em Edna

  • @shcottam
    @shcottam 3 года назад +7

    "Why on gods green flat earth would I pay you a dime? "🤣

  • @strangeandwonderful247
    @strangeandwonderful247 4 года назад +369

    At about 17:45 a voice says "what the hell is wrong with this crazy woman, she is stupid" roughly translated. Lol

    • @macssimpson183
      @macssimpson183 4 года назад +52

      nice one for the translation bud, have a good day.

    • @jdmnissan
      @jdmnissan 4 года назад +1

      He is

    • @SvobodovaEva
      @SvobodovaEva 4 года назад +3

      @@macssimpson183 I doubt this person translated anything, I bet they guessed it 😂 you can't properly hear what he's saying

    • @strangeandwonderful247
      @strangeandwonderful247 4 года назад +100

      @@SvobodovaEva well since my mother is Hindi and my father is American, I grew up for 14 years in India. Little province outside of Bangladesh called Fatulla. It is just Southeast of Dhaka region. But you're right. I grew up speaking the language even learned Tamil decent enough. I had to learn American English as ESL. So yes I know not the language I was taught from birth. How did you ever guess?? You caught me.
      मैं मूल रूप से भारत से हूं और कुछ तमिल भी बोलता हूं .
      जो आप नहीं समझते उससे नफरत मत करो। टूटी हुई घडी भी दिन में दो बार सही समय पर होती है।
      But yes, I do t know the language or speak or write it. I just guess with amazing accurately

    • @SvobodovaEva
      @SvobodovaEva 4 года назад +25

      @@strangeandwonderful247 In that case, sorry, it's super common that people translate what the scammers say and you get 20 different translations from 20 different people, because they're all bluffing.

  • @goose7378
    @goose7378 4 года назад +156

    The mailman line absolutely killed me. "And oh, the mailman! He comes in sometimes!" I bet he does Barbie...I bet he does...

  • @desiredb
    @desiredb 3 года назад +30

    “new phone who dis” omg i love when he says that

  • @ladya3302
    @ladya3302 3 года назад +11

    The kids screaming and the "new phone...who dis" has me DEAD! 🤣

  • @typhoon320i
    @typhoon320i 4 года назад +172

    29:44 "Why are you disabling all of my services?"
    "I'm not disabling anything ma'am"
    "I just watched you hit the 'disable all' button, and it says: date disabled, literally right now."

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 года назад +18

      Because indian

    • @tyufve746
      @tyufve746 3 года назад +22

      @@KL005 you sir are interesting.... racist, but interesting

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 2 года назад +3

      Tyufve ...what?

    • @LAM_G80085
      @LAM_G80085 2 года назад +11

      @@KL005 you have 1k plus comments on this channel and all you do is make racist remarks
      I hope you go to therapy someday and i hope you get better and get a direction in your life

    • @brittneyyyann
      @brittneyyyann 2 года назад +5

      @@LAM_G80085 jfc, you’re right. What a sad, ignorant existence they must live.

  • @CatLady999
    @CatLady999 4 года назад +98

    "Hey you kids, get outta here!" (Sounds of kids screaming as they run away).
    Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @katet4554
    @katet4554 3 года назад +20

    “I thought you would be having a cat”😂😂😂

  • @piwex69
    @piwex69 3 года назад +6

    "Who can make firewall - not Crisco" - I rotld'ed

  • @jessicapurdy6715
    @jessicapurdy6715 4 года назад +158

    I'm just here with my goldfish..... And..... The holy spirit... 😂😂😂

  • @roror8323
    @roror8323 4 года назад +461

    When that grey wig lands on his head, IT’S ON!!!! 👵🏼

    • @SonyaJeanette
      @SonyaJeanette 4 года назад +1

      Lol right

    • @SnobbyLion
      @SnobbyLion 4 года назад +3

      Edna is a sweetheart ♥

    • @roror8323
      @roror8323 4 года назад +1

      SnobbyLion team Edna for life! 👵🏼🥃

    • @Norweeg
      @Norweeg 4 года назад +7

      Edna is apparently an epic gamer as well. I caught one of his streams playing Apex Legends as her. 🤣

    • @roror8323
      @roror8323 4 года назад

      norweeg that’s awesome!!!!

  • @samboujaiteh3331
    @samboujaiteh3331 3 года назад +10

    “25 is 52 backwards!”
    Instant death mechanic.

  • @yeong5haeng
    @yeong5haeng 3 года назад +26

    Wow this scammer is actually quite convincing & seems like one of the more patient ones too
    Thanks for keeping us informed & entertained!

  • @JPMJPM
    @JPMJPM 4 года назад +396

    When a scammer says, “I love you,” and sounds like he means it.

    • @Arigator2
      @Arigator2 4 года назад +8

      Fixation doesn't mean what he thinks it means.

    • @calebsherman886
      @calebsherman886 4 года назад +40

      I love you, please think I'm your friend so I can exploit you for your money.

    • @Khritter
      @Khritter 4 года назад +22

      the most affection i've gotten in years

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 4 года назад +3

      Omg I know you from Amberverse

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 года назад +2

      Sara Forney Hey, gorl! 😘😘😘

  • @bethanyscobbie1037
    @bethanyscobbie1037 4 года назад +231

    Edna what's your name
    Scammer.. James
    Edna.. flames.. 😂😂

    • @SuperCarcher
      @SuperCarcher 4 года назад +1

      Bethany Scobbie that was funny.

    • @bethanyscobbie1037
      @bethanyscobbie1037 4 года назад +1

      @@SuperCarcher it certainly made me smile .. especially with how smooth he did it .. if on the other end of that call ; you would have thought there was a mature lady making a lil mistake lol so cool

    • @bobby_greene
      @bobby_greene 4 года назад

      This is Kevin, a senior technition

  • @sunnyday6400
    @sunnyday6400 3 года назад +5

    "I did'nt know that you are from my doctor's office...I had been having trouble with peeing - and the 'I pee' address or whatever you call it - I accidently sent the urine to the wrong address ...I had no idea that it's gonna cause problems on my computer ..I had been having trouble with my stool samples too..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OctopusPrime138
    @OctopusPrime138 3 года назад +62

    Have you considered messing with the group policies to prevent them from syskeying hiding icons disabling things etc? Might be fun to watch them struggle against that when they get angry.

    • @theenzoferrari458
      @theenzoferrari458 2 года назад

      *WHAT IS THAT PLEASE EXPLAIN*

    • @marcin_szerawski
      @marcin_szerawski 2 года назад

      @@theenzoferrari458 are you talking about syakeying or group policies or what do you wanna know?

    • @anthonybf2
      @anthonybf2 Год назад +2

      you can just go to the system32 folder and rename syskey.exe to anything else and when they look for syskey they won't find it and they will be too dumb to go to that system32 folder

    • @im2yys4u81
      @im2yys4u81 Год назад +2

      @@anthonybf2 Exactly. I love renaming files. I'd give my seat in hell to see the look on their face when they type syskey into the cmd window and it comes back "syskey is not recognized."

  • @ebony_owo534
    @ebony_owo534 4 года назад +276

    “WHAT GOOD HEAVENS”. “Wow there are 52 weeks in a year” wow it is nice talking to u

    • @Art7220
      @Art7220 4 года назад +5

      Kitboga was on CBC Marketplace. I'm surprised he's not plugging that here. Busting Tech Support Scammers.

    • @MrItzduke
      @MrItzduke 4 года назад

      Art7220 what video was he in??

    • @marcoantoniomirandar
      @marcoantoniomirandar 4 года назад

      PRIME TIME TELEVISION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

  • @SupremeSweat
    @SupremeSweat 4 года назад +233

    Edna is hilarious 😂 she cries,she rants,she frustrates,she makes me smile lol

    • @souradeepsengupta4269
      @souradeepsengupta4269 4 года назад +5

      Edna is ❤

    • @514lili
      @514lili 4 года назад +5

      She makes me miss my grandma 😭😂

    • @SungPraise
      @SungPraise 4 года назад +16

      She protecc, she attacc, she provide anti-hacc

    • @Sagir32
      @Sagir32 4 года назад +2

      I love her ramblings, 😂

    • @AcousticGString
      @AcousticGString 3 года назад +2

      Lol, didn't Kit name this one Barbara "Barbie" Kendall though? The scammer called her Barbie Doll all creepy like too.

  • @ThePianiolist
    @ThePianiolist 3 года назад +28

    2:30 “I don’t look a day over 17... HĖ HÊ HË HĒ” 😂😂😂

  • @persona2grata
    @persona2grata 3 года назад +1

    Lol I like the sound effect he plays after "yelling" at the kids of them screaming and running away. What does grandma look like to elicit that reaction? Cracks me up.

  • @MerMelaBeauty
    @MerMelaBeauty 4 года назад +262

    I love when he just starts going off on his tangents and telling stories 🤣🤣🤣

    • @anniewarbucks9697
      @anniewarbucks9697 4 года назад +7

      Jocelyn Williams awwwwww you mean "she" . Maybe. No. Yes. I don't know????! Xx

    • @Zlove73shorts
      @Zlove73shorts 4 года назад +5

      Right! He does it so well, it sounds legit like a grandma and her stories hab

    • @lindaboreham3633
      @lindaboreham3633 4 года назад

      Grandpa Simpson style

  • @shazarkhan3288
    @shazarkhan3288 4 года назад +190

    Scammer: “Ma’am I have studied computer science”
    Edna: “Go on”

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr 3 года назад +2

    24:52 I love how the window that says it's not responding is also not responding

  • @ptsd73
    @ptsd73 4 года назад +12

    Aaah, that rant about sending his urine to the doctor! 😂😂😂

  • @KitbogaShow
    @KitbogaShow  4 года назад +253

    Do you think these guys are playing 52 pickup after this? (Bad joke, but I wanted to connect it to the 52 conspiracy brewing...)

    • @preshnii-chan7368
      @preshnii-chan7368 4 года назад +4

      Has *52 goldfish*

    • @MrJtappin
      @MrJtappin 4 года назад +6

      Acting skills second to none. And 52 years ago Che gavara was captured (almost to the day) . Granny doesn't like communists

    • @shockthetoast
      @shockthetoast 4 года назад +8

      I don't think they are playing 52 pickup, because I don't think they are playing with a full deck...

    • @ctwomey
      @ctwomey 4 года назад +8

      Kit, I'm probably one of your oldest....and biggest.....fans! Your growth as an entertainer is off the charts, friend. I also love how you keep things wholesome. On your side of the convo, at least.
      Keep on fighting the good fight. The world needs ya!

    • @carlosedwardos
      @carlosedwardos 4 года назад +4

      ummmm, could you do me a favor and ♫ just wait a moment! ♫

  • @eventhorizon
    @eventhorizon 4 года назад +362

    "New phone, who dis?"
    LMAO

    • @ThatGuyWhoHides
      @ThatGuyWhoHides 4 года назад +5

      Love when he does that to them

    • @Cjaiceman
      @Cjaiceman 4 года назад +6

      I lost it when he said that, lol

    • @aminthemar
      @aminthemar 4 года назад +6

      15:35

    • @kbs1212
      @kbs1212 4 года назад +2

      aminthemar Thanks for the time stamp, so much easier.

    • @souradeepsengupta4269
      @souradeepsengupta4269 4 года назад +3

      That's my favourite line. I'm sending the cops to your address right now.
      BTW, do you care to share your address please.

  • @brittanyschmalfeldt6761
    @brittanyschmalfeldt6761 3 года назад +15

    I love how easily he can talk over the scammers 😂

  • @everevelyn1094
    @everevelyn1094 3 года назад +1

    That makes zero sense, why would they need money to buy the “tools and softwares”? Shouldn’t they already have all that stuff, since it’s what they do and they’re supposed to be Microsoft? I can’t believe they couldn’t think of a better reason for the money. I also can’t believe anyone actually falls for this crap! It’s crazy.

  • @xxDrain
    @xxDrain 4 года назад +161

    "I just watched you do it"
    "No, mam"
    "Oh. I guess reality is whatever you say it is".

  • @logirl1975
    @logirl1975 4 года назад +40

    Do they even listen to themselves?
    "You can buy a new computer. That will also be compromised."

  • @Dededevastating
    @Dededevastating 2 года назад +3

    "Your last name is Doll?"
    LMAO I'm dying of laughter

  • @cringeproof100
    @cringeproof100 3 года назад +2

    Already the first 10 seconds are amazing.... "what??! GOOD HEAVENS!!!!!"

  • @lupash
    @lupash 4 года назад +338

    I lost it at the "get outtaa here" like a hag