This Angry Tech Scammer Can't Calm Down

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @skittlestothefullest
    @skittlestothefullest 5 лет назад +5907

    I wish you had a call center that called scammers all day just to waste their time.

    • @Danku
      @Danku 5 лет назад +571

      Counter call center

    • @KingLamar-s8s
      @KingLamar-s8s 5 лет назад +265

      THAT SOUNDS GENIUS!!!

    • @elirick09
      @elirick09 5 лет назад +31

      Yess..

    • @leroyjenkins1568
      @leroyjenkins1568 5 лет назад +268

      Make a call center with a RUclips channel and twitch and have different scambaiters go live to get funds to pay for the call center

    • @asjmpickle
      @asjmpickle 5 лет назад +180

      @@leroyjenkins1568 yeah issue would be paying for it.
      But imagine a building of kitboga clones.

  • @denissepadilla8999
    @denissepadilla8999 5 лет назад +4544

    I am addicted to these videos. This guy is a legend.

    • @kyleenrush4326
      @kyleenrush4326 5 лет назад +37

      You can watch him do it live on twitch too lol

    • @denissepadilla8999
      @denissepadilla8999 5 лет назад +37

      @@kyleenrush4326 I noticed. I am hooked. He is too good. Lol

    • @Malvear1825
      @Malvear1825 5 лет назад +75

      What’s great is people are actually donating their money due to the enjoyment of watching him pretend to let other people take his money.
      He’s better off, we’re entertained, the world is a brighter place, and the scammers are taken advantage of.
      What’s not to love about this arrangement? 🤣

    • @weemansgurl
      @weemansgurl 5 лет назад +7

      I love it!!!!

    • @jasonwyatt299
      @jasonwyatt299 5 лет назад +10

      I am too! I cant stop laughing about this one.

  • @welshyukmods
    @welshyukmods 5 лет назад +2146

    "I have never come across a customer that doesn't listen to the technician" Clearly has never worked in I.T...

    • @tjyoyo3
      @tjyoyo3 5 лет назад +104

      sad thing is all these scammers have that now on their scripts, its literally the same copy and pasted phrase each time they get fustrated now:
      "you're really eating my brain, i've never had a customer talk to me like yourself"
      the brain eating thing is usually translated to english from Hindi which means headache

    • @DudleyaSetchellii
      @DudleyaSetchellii 5 лет назад +2

      eyes glaze over ha ha

    • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
      @matthewtalbot-paine7977 5 лет назад +26

      Yeah I have worse than this every single day and I work in software development so I'm not even dealing with the actual customer.

    • @AnneGoggansQHHT
      @AnneGoggansQHHT 5 лет назад +9

      Adam Drake I need you to take a couple deep breaths 😂😂😂

    • @JoseRodriguez-jf2kc
      @JoseRodriguez-jf2kc 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂fr

  • @Ac3rino
    @Ac3rino 4 года назад +449

    "I am angry because it's not easy to steal money from this person." - Scammer

    • @D0ntTickleMe
      @D0ntTickleMe 3 года назад +1

      Wow! How did you get an interview?

    • @curliefro
      @curliefro 3 года назад +6

      IKR? Like why is the victim making it so hard to be scammed?? 😂

    • @melissaj6982
      @melissaj6982 3 года назад

      😂🤣

    • @johnl5350
      @johnl5350 3 года назад +1

      Im sure theyd like to leave a voicemail saying, you owe me money, send it to me in a book in a box to this address. Then a few wait a moments just for good measure. And a deck stop.

  • @Drakeblood97
    @Drakeblood97 5 лет назад +2633

    This man has been scamming so long he's convinced himself he has an actual master's degree.

    • @CubeCyclone
      @CubeCyclone 5 лет назад +133

      He does have a masters degree.... it's bought from the internet for $20 but it's still a masters degree. 😆

    • @Matt-md6cp
      @Matt-md6cp 5 лет назад +75

      PHDickhead

    • @Matt-md6cp
      @Matt-md6cp 5 лет назад +8

      wrapper crapper if legit the truth he must be quite old then eh? Or maybe he is Master level Scammer doing research for his scamming phd? So many questions.

    • @misterwonderful8628
      @misterwonderful8628 5 лет назад +10

      Maybe he has a Deep State Diploma.

    • @dirkmcgurk3173
      @dirkmcgurk3173 5 лет назад +30

      There's an area of the human brain that actually expands/grows from constant lying where it becomes a condition......scary stuff man

  • @willk7184
    @willk7184 4 года назад +1333

    It's surreal how the scammers actually get impatient and insulted that their victims are taking up too much of their time.

    • @thedarkness97
      @thedarkness97 4 года назад +101

      Because they feel superior, and we are mere uneducated morons.....Apparently..

    • @Cabbby
      @Cabbby 4 года назад +57

      It’s pretty stupid of them. Because if they’re trying to look like technical support, they wouldn’t say they’re taking too much of their time.

    • @Lola_Santoro
      @Lola_Santoro 4 года назад +15

      Lol. I've had a couple actually ask why I wasted their time after I've let them know I've been jerking them around.

    • @LuigiTheItalian
      @LuigiTheItalian 4 года назад +45

      They're criminals. Criminals are bad people and their true colours come out when they're patience gets tested. Being patient is part of the act. None of these scammers are actually patient, their job is to make quick money.

    • @avidlearner799
      @avidlearner799 4 года назад +9

      Why do I feel like they feel, they deserve the stolen money like they legitimately earned it. Like how tf do you show this amount of authority over a person whom you are stealing from? It's terrifying.

  • @markusbezek286
    @markusbezek286 4 года назад +816

    "Why are you yelling?"
    "Madam, I am a professional"

    • @KeLLStaRoxx
      @KeLLStaRoxx 4 года назад +41

      A Professional Yeller? 😏

    • @n000d13s
      @n000d13s 4 года назад +3

      Cracked me up

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS 4 года назад +9

      KeLL*StaR a yodeler?

    • @jackieristic8816
      @jackieristic8816 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @thetechziguy
      @thetechziguy 4 года назад +5

      He ain't professional. He's a fricking scammer

  • @gordonbarnes7005
    @gordonbarnes7005 4 года назад +321

    "I will tell you _each and every thing."_
    -Every scammer who has ever lived.

    • @norma9237
      @norma9237 4 года назад +33

      LOL I hate this phrase so much

    • @Rrod810
      @Rrod810 4 года назад +4

      Lmaooo I’m weak

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 4 года назад +7

      Yeah I want to stab them when they say this

    • @indigobaby0305
      @indigobaby0305 4 года назад +1

      Lmaao

    • @isskull7272
      @isskull7272 3 года назад +28

      "I will put you behind the bar."

  • @superbaddctv
    @superbaddctv 4 года назад +2036

    "There was this band called 123 megabytes. They havent got a Gig yet" 😂

    • @TroubleMakery
      @TroubleMakery 4 года назад +85

      Pretty sure he meant to say 1023 lol

    • @deesenuts8730
      @deesenuts8730 4 года назад +30

      My fave tech joke

    • @anastasiatep7935
      @anastasiatep7935 4 года назад +8

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @sideshowmo653
      @sideshowmo653 4 года назад +8

      Aww, man, this band needs to exist :D

    • @chomo54andbabyaisha97
      @chomo54andbabyaisha97 4 года назад +22

      @@TroubleMakery Oh, that makes much more sense then. So he screwed up the joke. Still a funny joke, though.

  • @m.stewart5338
    @m.stewart5338 5 лет назад +822

    I love how Kitboga gets the scammers worked up and irritated then tells them to “take few breathes,” and they actually do it! 😭

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport 5 лет назад +1501

    Scammer: *"OMFG STOP MAKING IT SO HARD FOR ME TO STEAL MONEY FROM YOU GOD!!!"*

    • @diamandis07
      @diamandis07 5 лет назад +60

      INSALTING THE TEKNISHIN!!!! GODD!!!!!

    • @LadyHeathen82
      @LadyHeathen82 5 лет назад +5

      Exactly.

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 5 лет назад +28

      But he's using his most charming voice, how could one resist such a delicious criminal scumbag scammer. Seems impoooossssible

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 5 лет назад +8

      We are going to actually do something by actually doing stuff actually.

    • @grantramsay1486
      @grantramsay1486 5 лет назад +8

      @@diamandis07 YOU GOT A WHY-RIS!!!

  • @zarinahgrant4634
    @zarinahgrant4634 3 года назад +71

    I can’t believe my life has come to binge watching scam videos on RUclips… and I’m loving it 😂

    • @Valentina-Steinway
      @Valentina-Steinway 2 года назад +2

      Me too…!
      Losing sleep over these videos lol 😂!!!

  • @brandonbothur2720
    @brandonbothur2720 5 лет назад +468

    "I'm sorry, you wanna cry about it?"
    Best line

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 5 лет назад +9

      gigabyte is a internal hardware lol I love the stupidity of this scammer saying a gigabyte is hardware I just love that shit

    • @pthesmith
      @pthesmith 4 года назад +5

      *What if they use the wrong filter?*

    • @ZoeyAleey
      @ZoeyAleey 4 года назад +2

      Very sassy. Perfect reply to that snake asking for trust.

  • @wohlhabendermanager
    @wohlhabendermanager 5 лет назад +931

    5:57 "The band was called 1023MB. They didn't even have a gig yet". That joke went right over the "technicians" head, lol.

    • @asherdevin
      @asherdevin 5 лет назад +45

      I just got it. I thought it was 123 MB, not 1023.

    • @ChiragRajputS
      @ChiragRajputS 5 лет назад +5

      @@asherdevin me too😂

    • @MachoWrestling101
      @MachoWrestling101 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah but still you should know GIG is related to it.
      Anyway there’s lots of jokes that take me awhile so I’m not going to judge lol

    • @wohlhabendermanager
      @wohlhabendermanager 5 лет назад +5

      @A Mercer You are right. I somehow misinterpreted "a hundred and twenty-three" for "1023". However that could happen, lol.

    • @rumiinwonderland
      @rumiinwonderland 5 лет назад +1

      I don´t get it 😅 could you pls explain it to me?

  • @777YR
    @777YR 5 лет назад +181

    Each time they say "I'm gonna run a scan" all I hear is "I'm gonna run a scam"

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS 4 года назад

      777YR it's the same lol

  • @gladfam8967
    @gladfam8967 4 года назад +43

    “NO CUSTOMER INTERRUPTS ME! IM A TECHNICIAN!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he’s getting SOOOOOO pissed! Love it.

  • @nabils9837
    @nabils9837 4 года назад +467

    It's funny how these scammers get mad when the victims don't cooperate easily

    • @PaladinMika
      @PaladinMika 4 года назад +25

      because that's not on their script

    • @unknownassassin2212
      @unknownassassin2212 3 года назад +2

      @Kelly Smuntz wow the mysterious Trozan we must learn it's ways

    • @judgecat9284
      @judgecat9284 2 года назад

      "I JUST WANT YOU TO SHUT UP AND DO THIS CONVOLUTED SHIT AND LET ME ROB YOU QUICKLY!"
      -The Scammers probably

  • @Bisqwit
    @Bisqwit 5 лет назад +389

    “We don’t use floppy-dix. We use flash-drive.” Well that clears it up.

    • @jaykknight2248
      @jaykknight2248 4 года назад +24

      they only use hard dix I guess

    • @uniqelancer
      @uniqelancer 3 года назад +9

      I heard it "floppy diks" 😂

    • @SkankbumJerry
      @SkankbumJerry 3 года назад +2

      @@uniqelancer 14 mins ago, u replied to a comment made 1 year ago, on a video uploaded 1 year ago.

    • @uniqelancer
      @uniqelancer 3 года назад +9

      @@SkankbumJerry internet explorer

    • @E8oL4
      @E8oL4 3 года назад +5

      @@SkankbumJerry keep the thread alive

  • @jaybariya9
    @jaybariya9 5 лет назад +673

    "Listen to you me ma'am"
    -Dave David Morgan 2019

    • @thiebault
      @thiebault 5 лет назад +7

      that cracked me up so bad

    • @jeffreytorres2539
      @jeffreytorres2539 5 лет назад +4

      Also
      I'm trying to protect that but if you allow me to protec I won't be able to protec.

    • @markgs6941
      @markgs6941 5 лет назад

      That is good.

    • @tuffstuff2U
      @tuffstuff2U 5 лет назад

      🤣

    • @noladarling1597
      @noladarling1597 4 года назад

      My god this is funny 😭🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @trailerparkchief
    @trailerparkchief 4 года назад +288

    "Let me finish... LET ME FINISH. LETTTT MEEEEE FINISHHHHHHHH!!! LLLLLEEETTTTTTTT MMMMEEEEEE FFFIIIIINNNNNNISSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!" - Indian Guy

  • @Trollface848
    @Trollface848 5 лет назад +636

    “MAAM. MAAAM. MAAAM. LISTUUUN TO ME. HELLLOOOWWWW. I AM A TeChNiCiAn”

  • @shazarkhan3288
    @shazarkhan3288 5 лет назад +181

    This scammer talks as if he has 57 pages of script to read

    • @U_Hit_Like_A_Girl
      @U_Hit_Like_A_Girl 5 лет назад +1

      And the non-english speaker wrote the script. All 57 pages.

    • @NinjaJoanie
      @NinjaJoanie 5 лет назад +2

      SHAZAR KHAN each and everything of it. 🤪

  • @Cooperma426
    @Cooperma426 5 лет назад +151

    Every time a scammer says "oh my goodness" an angel gets its wings.

  • @jeremyroastscoffee2495
    @jeremyroastscoffee2495 4 года назад +45

    These are hilarious and addictive to watch. I love how narcissistic they are and how easy it is to make them irrationally angry. So weirdly satisfying

  • @meritawi
    @meritawi 5 лет назад +231

    I like when Kitboga says "just breathe" to scammers in his videos and they actually do it each time

    • @sassykat2000
      @sassykat2000 4 года назад +20

      Each and every time.

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 4 года назад

      @@sassykat2000
      Hey, do some deep breaths.

    • @monikaedmonds7741
      @monikaedmonds7741 4 года назад

      Each and every time🤣

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 4 года назад

      @Idk Help
      _you accidentally breathe?_

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 4 года назад

      @Idk Help
      It's ok, I accidentally breath too sometimes

  • @PeterTvonK
    @PeterTvonK 4 года назад +450

    I wish actual support would be this dedicated to their job. :D

    • @David.lovesU
      @David.lovesU 4 года назад +1

      Sooo true

    • @japizii6556
      @japizii6556 4 года назад +4

      On god bro😂😭

    • @GorillaGround
      @GorillaGround 4 года назад +6

      Oaaaaf. Thats a truth like I've never seen.

    • @LabMatt
      @LabMatt 4 года назад +13

      It's not their fault. Even if they want to help, they are being timed and the boss doesn't want them spending too much time on just one person.

    • @ginamartinez1654
      @ginamartinez1654 3 года назад +1

      Its very much their fault for scamming people

  • @alexkennedy1820
    @alexkennedy1820 4 года назад +269

    "Please let me finish. Please let me finish." I don't know how this guy manages to stay on the telephone for hours with these scammers. I'm glad that he does because this means that other people will not have their time wasted.

    • @RickSanchez-nx2ph
      @RickSanchez-nx2ph 4 года назад +16

      Please let me finish (x3). Sounds like this guy has been visiting a few of those pornographic vebsites he was talking about

    • @elhopper3735
      @elhopper3735 3 года назад +4

      @@RickSanchez-nx2ph LMAO I was thinking the same thing

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 4 года назад +56

    I like how these scammers verbally insult their callers and then somehow expect them to stay on the line at any point afterward.
    They seriously think they're in the right. The delusion is real.

  • @Theianguy
    @Theianguy 4 года назад +237

    This guy is in a “people person” scam, and he is not a “people person.”

    • @SoCalMinion
      @SoCalMinion 4 года назад +28

      Astoundingly, virtually none of them seem to be

    • @johnbarron383
      @johnbarron383 4 года назад +3

      I found him to be delightful.

    • @awdwadawda352
      @awdwadawda352 4 года назад

      I have come to think it's actually part of their ploy. They see an out in getting angry and locking your computer and making the "problem" worse than it was. Leaving you with problems and without help, leaving people feel more helpless.

  • @UhYeahNoThanks
    @UhYeahNoThanks 5 лет назад +217

    they get *so* frustrated when the caller is doing literally anything but giving them money

    • @lifewithlaura7586
      @lifewithlaura7586 4 года назад +5

      they get more mad when when they do it to an 87 year old them moan when they dont understand what to do

  • @Not_Soundwave
    @Not_Soundwave 5 лет назад +607

    "You are insulting me and not even responding me!"
    "I'm sorry, you wanna cry about it?"
    LMAO

    • @AHappyBunny
      @AHappyBunny 5 лет назад +4

      Lol. Scammer totally missed that one.

    • @hannah5552
      @hannah5552 5 лет назад +5

      SAVAGE 🤣🤣🤣

    • @filipv2167
      @filipv2167 5 лет назад +8

      hey hey, have a faith on me, have a faith on me. I'm the tegniziaaaan

    • @snickerszn8459
      @snickerszn8459 5 лет назад +4

      It had a trozan attack

  • @LAKEVILLEMA
    @LAKEVILLEMA 3 года назад +30

    Just wait a moment.
    Just wait a moment.
    Just wait a moment.
    Just wait a moment..sir.
    Yah, just.
    Yah, just wait a moment.
    Just wait a moment.
    Just wait a moment.
    Just leave your monitor.
    Leave your monitor.

  • @dbrammall66
    @dbrammall66 5 лет назад +337

    I think the scammer actually thinks he’s a technician! He’s so angry 😡

    • @keventy6114
      @keventy6114 5 лет назад +42

      Haha he really does. He Scammed his own mind in order to be able to scam.

    • @justintime41776
      @justintime41776 5 лет назад +30

      He knows exactly what he's doing. These people are evil.

    • @ichmag11
      @ichmag11 5 лет назад +14

      Hes actually a techkneecian

    • @daveogarf
      @daveogarf 5 лет назад +4

      @Frank Stein - In LYING, CHEATING, THEFT, SCAMMING, Being a TOTAL SCUMBAG...

    • @mastervaderm16
      @mastervaderm16 5 лет назад +6

      It's unfortunate because a lot of these people are actually competent

  • @efroggys
    @efroggys 4 года назад +283

    I died when he called her “dear” after she made her password “ithinkiaminlovenow” lmao

    • @hibasuleman1475
      @hibasuleman1475 4 года назад +10

      And then continued to call her a b*tch

  • @Chipchase780
    @Chipchase780 4 года назад +343

    This guy should have his own tv show . His talent deserves to be appreciated by a much bigger audience !

    • @faisalal6
      @faisalal6 4 года назад +6

      fosho

    • @faisalal6
      @faisalal6 4 года назад +16

      even better than most TV shows lol

    • @BEAUTYnIQ
      @BEAUTYnIQ 4 года назад +4

      Sorry I love what he/kit does but this is not tv material .. I listen all the time but don't always watch the vids .. this would make radio as listening is a passive activity .. but RUclips is perfect vehicle for this ..

    • @faisalal6
      @faisalal6 4 года назад +3

      @@BEAUTYnIQ maybe if they did it with cartoon characters or puppets like crank yankers... it could work

    • @DTrainsWife01
      @DTrainsWife01 4 года назад +2

      I agree. He an excellent actor!!!

  • @svarthol768
    @svarthol768 4 года назад +21

    I feel so educated on computer science now. Learned a lot about gigs, and servers, RAM, and floppy disks. Very informative.

  • @joycec8852
    @joycec8852 4 года назад +409

    “You’re insulting my experience!!” He really believes he’s a master tekneeesiaaannn 😂😂 This guy’s voice is so irritating!!

    • @rytovanatoly1409
      @rytovanatoly1409 4 года назад +24

      Honestly I feel like every scammer has exactly the same robotic voice. It's like they are a special breed of human.

    • @louwop1549
      @louwop1549 4 года назад +10

      Every single fuckin one of them has the same tone and all, I hate that shit so bad lol. No slang or differences in speech and the sentence structure is terrible. So cringe‼️

    • @Flokoli1
      @Flokoli1 4 года назад +1

      @@louwop1549 I guess y'all would sound as s tupid to indian natives if you'd try to speak their language

    • @GoldenBigBob
      @GoldenBigBob 4 года назад +6

      @@Flokoli1 english is 1 of the main languages in india. Every single one of them know and learn it, yet they sound like shit when speaking it, its not a second language its literally as important as ther motherlanguage

    • @Flokoli1
      @Flokoli1 4 года назад

      @@GoldenBigBob Even if it's one of the main languages there, it's definitely not THE main one which is hindi itself. So of course their English would be heavily marked with Hindu accent.

  • @RissaFaith94
    @RissaFaith94 4 года назад +252

    Kit: **interrupts for like two seconds and then stops talking**
    Scammer for the next thirty seconds: "MAM, WILL YOU *PLEASE* STOP INTERRUPTING ME? WILL YOU LET ME FINISH? WILL YOU LET ME SPEAK?"

  • @HaveanOreshnik
    @HaveanOreshnik 5 лет назад +388

    A scammer getting angry is a smile to me

    • @zxyxxyz
      @zxyxxyz 5 лет назад +8

      Very much so

  • @MarieReederPianist
    @MarieReederPianist 4 года назад +17

    “I’m sorry, do you wanna cry about it?”

  • @ilikedags
    @ilikedags 5 лет назад +493

    Granny is great... but this character is just awesome. Those scammers just hate women in general.

    • @coolkid7151
      @coolkid7151 4 года назад +11

      Yeah not like he’s trying to annoy them

    • @mrfootball4663
      @mrfootball4663 4 года назад +46

      They do live in india

    • @sachin1825
      @sachin1825 4 года назад +3

      Not actually, they love if there is a woman other side, it's easy for them

    • @mariococuzza6856
      @mariococuzza6856 4 года назад

      @Matt man I was about too say that

    • @JohnSmith-jz4pk
      @JohnSmith-jz4pk 4 года назад +19

      Cool Kid I’ve watched dozens of scammer vids and they are totally ruder and more threatening and violent verbally towards woman.

  • @GrellxSebby1012
    @GrellxSebby1012 5 лет назад +378

    MY COMPUTER HAS A TROZAN ATTACK, DO YOU THINK IM JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND DO NOTHING? hahhaa I died at that part

    • @Mopsie
      @Mopsie 4 года назад

      mister palacios me to lol

    • @FrankieCallahan-nv3sy
      @FrankieCallahan-nv3sy 4 года назад

      LMFAO

    • @Sarah.Riedel
      @Sarah.Riedel 4 года назад +4

      I was really hoping he would go off on a tangent about Trojan condoms hahaha

    • @vanyastaleva415
      @vanyastaleva415 4 года назад +1

      11:42 - I laughed at that a lot too! :D

  • @JerseyWolf
    @JerseyWolf 5 лет назад +108

    I love how these scammers actually do take deep breaths when asked to.

  • @GabrielPoliglota
    @GabrielPoliglota 3 года назад +80

    I would not "have a trust" on this scammer!!!

  • @manuelreyes2795
    @manuelreyes2795 4 года назад +1668

    Those guys sure hate it when women talk over them. Doesn't happen when you do the male characters

    • @simonfairey2339
      @simonfairey2339 4 года назад +143

      Mite have something to do with the fact a woman in there world come last in life not first they not hold a door open for a woman let alone have one talk over them FFS 😂

    • @shareeclifton2265
      @shareeclifton2265 4 года назад +231

      my mum worked in a call center for the dept of justice in our country adn the male indian callers used to treat her horribly

    • @theswissmiss69
      @theswissmiss69 4 года назад +55

      Sharee Clifton oh god. That‘s horrible.
      I hope she has a better job now.🤭

    • @emmkatt
      @emmkatt 4 года назад +173

      @@theswissmiss69 sounds like a good job already, the way males are viewed & treated in India is the problem. Thats why they have such huge egos & 4yr old tantrums

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 4 года назад +24

      why do women put up with it?

  • @janetinglis1493
    @janetinglis1493 4 года назад +566

    I love all the Scamsplaining.
    It's excellent.
    "I'm a technician!"

    • @leftynef8609
      @leftynef8609 4 года назад +30

      Lol scamsplaining 😂😂

    • @linhza501
      @linhza501 4 года назад +21

      *techneeshun

    • @kuyuke
      @kuyuke 4 года назад +15

      "Your email things, your banking things"

    • @Alex-ve6ey
      @Alex-ve6ey 4 года назад +13

      Guys I may be wrong but I think he’s a technician

    • @Tim_the_Enchanter
      @Tim_the_Enchanter 4 года назад +7

      To be precise, he is being a technician.

  • @EddieMan117
    @EddieMan117 5 лет назад +187

    I think the scammer actually convinced himself that he's a technician.

    • @damian02161986
      @damian02161986 5 лет назад +1

      Eddie's Videos lol

    • @AHappyBunny
      @AHappyBunny 5 лет назад +6

      And that he has a masters in computer applications 🥴

  • @EmendioBrahmen
    @EmendioBrahmen 3 года назад +14

    "LET ME FINISH" - I'm sure he's cried about that before

  • @BRIXandSTRINGS
    @BRIXandSTRINGS 4 года назад +211

    “Nowadays we don’t use floppy *d* *i* *c* *k* *s* “
    You cannot convince me he did not say that.

  • @KR-lp4st
    @KR-lp4st 5 лет назад +289

    Kit: Hey I have a-
    Scammer: MADAMADAMADAMADAMADAM!

    • @dinosaurtreesflowers
      @dinosaurtreesflowers 5 лет назад +25

      “Please let me finish”
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @crimsonhawk52
      @crimsonhawk52 5 лет назад +20

      ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

    • @retrobob3802
      @retrobob3802 5 лет назад +2

      @@dinosaurtreesflowers ok, I'm finished.

    • @tjyoyo3
      @tjyoyo3 5 лет назад +1

      MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM IM A TECHNICIAN MOM

    • @kyuubi-9364
      @kyuubi-9364 5 лет назад +3

      @@crimsonhawk52 Oh?You're Approaching Me?

  • @Angelrulesss
    @Angelrulesss 5 лет назад +422

    Nobody is gonna mention the MB band not getting a gig joke?!
    That was gold!

    • @aurorasurrealis1032
      @aurorasurrealis1032 4 года назад +6

      It was gold I'm just past that and I laughed my ass off.😂😭

    • @melissabuddy7284
      @melissabuddy7284 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 i was wondering if anyone caught that too.

    • @soulreaver6546
      @soulreaver6546 4 года назад +5

      No, because its an old dad joke

    • @leonardobissani
      @leonardobissani 4 года назад +4

      Amazing joke hahaha this dude is a genious

    • @BrianUpward
      @BrianUpward 4 года назад +3

      Such a good nerd joke, hahaha

  • @KevinCanessaJr
    @KevinCanessaJr 2 года назад +6

    Your improv tops anyone I've ever seen, whether on TV, the stage, anywhere. Nevaeh is simply brilliant. Some of the laughter I've experienced lately from you has literally caused me to nearly pass out, see stars and gasp for air. Thank you for all the good times, especially in this pandemic era ...

  • @AngelsandDragonfliesAIVideos
    @AngelsandDragonfliesAIVideos 5 лет назад +319

    Holy shit this channel is hilarious. This dude is doing god's work.

  • @RealEyesRealiseRealLies
    @RealEyesRealiseRealLies 5 лет назад +150

    He scammed his own mind into thinking he is a real technician that's the sad part

    • @1398go
      @1398go 5 лет назад +12

      Well put! How can someone spend 10+ and more to come years sitting in front of a computer ruining someone else's life. You have nothing else that's worth your time and life? Sad.

  • @MPSpecial
    @MPSpecial 5 лет назад +715

    I like how he says “wirus” but also “vebsite”

  • @mrvader24
    @mrvader24 4 года назад +133

    I like how Kitboga gets in character, even though he’s not going to be on camera he still wears the blonde wig! That’s dedication.

    • @johnholland9371
      @johnholland9371 3 года назад +17

      But... he IS on camera... 🤔

    • @mrvader24
      @mrvader24 3 года назад +6

      @@johnholland9371 For us.

    • @hmmmtietmetmosterd
      @hmmmtietmetmosterd 3 года назад +6

      @@johnholland9371 there is a video where the scammer wants to video chat with him..this is where the wig was introduced.. gues thats his point lol

  • @AnneGoggansQHHT
    @AnneGoggansQHHT 5 лет назад +181

    Types “IthinkIminlovenow” and all of a sudden his voice softens up and calls “her” dear 😂

    • @Kiranchalla75
      @Kiranchalla75 5 лет назад +1

      is it clean

    • @Harry_Ballz
      @Harry_Ballz 5 лет назад +2

      @@Kiranchalla75 it's never been washed

    • @Chaos7xPlays
      @Chaos7xPlays 5 лет назад +17

      Well all Indians act that way so it's super funny but not surprising. (send bobs and vagene)

  • @platty9237
    @platty9237 5 лет назад +349

    “IP infection” sounds like a urinary tract infection.

    • @cooledry
      @cooledry 5 лет назад +3

      Or someone who has the super power of infecting things through his pee

    • @dagaff2365
      @dagaff2365 5 лет назад +1

      You sir are a legend

    • @Sleepyjackable
      @Sleepyjackable 5 лет назад +12

      "It burns when I google search!"

    • @oscarmdakane9305
      @oscarmdakane9305 5 лет назад +2

      When an Indian says listen to me carefully now. You know he's a scammer.

    • @ewqdsacxz765
      @ewqdsacxz765 5 лет назад +1

      IP worms are a thing, though, or at least used to be.

  • @georgia19801
    @georgia19801 5 лет назад +74

    At the beginning he sounded so excited to have a potential victim, then he lost all hope 😂

  • @mcmoneyleswag
    @mcmoneyleswag 4 года назад +23

    I’m 8 minutes into this and he’s already yelling at her.

  • @souperdouper7828
    @souperdouper7828 5 лет назад +302

    Nevaeh: Why are you yelling at me?
    Tech support scammer: I'M A TECHNICIAN

    • @fusionmasterable
      @fusionmasterable 5 лет назад +15

      i'm sorry i'm a little def did u say ''i'm a scammer '' i have selective hearing

    • @dinosaurtreesflowers
      @dinosaurtreesflowers 5 лет назад +22

      They don't like women very much. So arrogant.

    • @hazeykayy
      @hazeykayy 5 лет назад +2

      Nevaeh*, sorry

    • @elirick09
      @elirick09 5 лет назад

      Dead bro 😂😂😂😂

    • @daveogarf
      @daveogarf 5 лет назад +3

      Nevaeh: Yeah? And? So? What's a Tech-NEEEEE-shun? You're not the boss of me.

  • @DJEylisium
    @DJEylisium 5 лет назад +427

    "Have a faith on me"
    - David 2019 -

  • @shazarkhan3288
    @shazarkhan3288 5 лет назад +235

    Scammer: Could you pay me in advance?
    Kitboga: laughs 😂

  • @annasloan2349
    @annasloan2349 4 года назад +6

    I learned an important lesson here today...no customer interrupts the technician EVER.
    ..and this scammer must think the word actually means something that it does not.

  • @lucytaymusic
    @lucytaymusic 4 года назад +158

    "Do you wanna cry about it?" HAS to be on a t shirt

  • @ritamcb
    @ritamcb 4 года назад +484

    He was so condescending! I feel bad for any woman in a relationship with him, she will not get out without being abused.

    • @trex8656
      @trex8656 4 года назад +31

      I doubt he’ll find anyone

    • @disgusting2208
      @disgusting2208 4 года назад +46

      T reX he’s probably married already

    • @qwerty3a
      @qwerty3a 4 года назад +52

      @@DarahaasYajamanyam i doubt so, rate of arranged marriage in India is 90%

    • @FrairBear
      @FrairBear 4 года назад +48

      @@disgusting2208 He probably tells her he's a technician as well

    • @tallandhandsome29
      @tallandhandsome29 4 года назад +17

      I believe it is something of a problem in that part of the world.

  • @bryanbuff
    @bryanbuff 4 года назад +115

    15:52 The hair playing is next level dedication to the character.

  • @rswfire
    @rswfire 3 года назад +8

    It's amazing how many of these guys are so angry and condescending right from the start. They clearly don't like their jobs. I feel bad not only for those they scam but those who have to live with them. They're abusers.

  • @0WLeYe
    @0WLeYe 4 года назад +173

    These guys are going to need psychiatric help after dealing with you

    • @adalineproulx9773
      @adalineproulx9773 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣too true!!

    • @elvenleaf5589
      @elvenleaf5589 4 года назад +4

      they not need help because they are a bunch of scumbag losers

    • @k.c4178
      @k.c4178 3 года назад +1

      “Ohhhh secure sugar” 😂😂😂😂

    • @kristhomas5000
      @kristhomas5000 3 года назад

      U so rite

    • @Genpinkcat
      @Genpinkcat 3 года назад +1

      They already needed before

  • @starkravingmad31
    @starkravingmad31 4 года назад +183

    "Their name is 1023 MB. They haven't gotten a gig yet." Oh, you card.

  • @khadelsnerdo
    @khadelsnerdo 5 лет назад +395

    So when someone is not listening to me, I should scream my profession
    Baby: *cry*
    Me: I AM A LANDSCAPER!!

    • @alexdavies7112
      @alexdavies7112 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @Jadedbackup123
      @Jadedbackup123 5 лет назад +1

      Khadels Nerdo Gaming 😂😂

    • @tjyoyo3
      @tjyoyo3 5 лет назад +24

      Disgruntled Customer: I want to return this vacuum
      Me: I AM A VACUUM SALESMAN!!

    • @RCT3Crashes100
      @RCT3Crashes100 5 лет назад +12

      [Kids playing]
      Me: “I AM A WIKI ADMINISTRATOR!”

    • @Mystninja
      @Mystninja 5 лет назад +3

      PROFESSIONAL SCAMMER!

  • @Richualistik
    @Richualistik 4 года назад +2

    You not only provide a great service, but also your content is so entertaining. Its strange how there is only one nationality doing these scams though. You are amazing at what you do man. You can be considered an on-line superhero we can all root for. THANK YOU!

  • @lorinajar2450
    @lorinajar2450 5 лет назад +130

    "You gonna cry about it?" 😂😂😂

  • @MrFabsli
    @MrFabsli 4 года назад +343

    "Wait a moment, just wait a moment, just wait a moment, just wait a moment sir!"
    I sing along when I'm on my bike 😁

    • @charnedee721
      @charnedee721 4 года назад +3

      I was singing it just a moment ago😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PumaLyn
      @PumaLyn 4 года назад +5

      Download the ringtone! I use it as my alarm tone and What You Think I'm Fool Here Bro is my WhatsApp notifications tone! I just love it! I let it ring on and on before reading my message!

    • @sonofmyheart
      @sonofmyheart 4 года назад

      Like Queen song "I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike, bicycle, bicycle, I want to ride my bike..."

    • @Eireann.
      @Eireann. 2 года назад +1

      @@PumaLyn where?

    • @PumaLyn
      @PumaLyn 2 года назад

      @@Eireann. by AnsonX10 Search for it. I don't have the link anymore. I'm sorry!

  • @defiledcorpse
    @defiledcorpse 5 лет назад +81

    scammer: *stops talking*
    kit: *starts asking questions*
    scammer: LET ME FINISH!!

  • @telsonater
    @telsonater 4 года назад

    I’m so glad you were talking with this POS, and not some poor victim. Aside from his aggressiveness and emotional manipulation, he’s well-spoken and well-versed with tech. Dangerous.

  • @centrus88
    @centrus88 5 лет назад +549

    I mean, in fairness, you were just so rude, not letting him get through his scam script in peace.

    • @andrewp8284
      @andrewp8284 5 лет назад +28

      Truly a breech of common decency

    • @jonimariecase762
      @jonimariecase762 5 лет назад +4

      😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

    • @biofreeze5232
      @biofreeze5232 5 лет назад +2

      Dude when it comes to these guys there is no fairness to them

    • @mikal2338
      @mikal2338 5 лет назад +1

      LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @skygh
      @skygh 5 лет назад +1

      There ought to be a law.

  • @madeinbrazil4565
    @madeinbrazil4565 5 лет назад +60

    The infamous "TROZAN", truly a cancer to every pc.

  • @afiqfikridaud9417
    @afiqfikridaud9417 5 лет назад +300

    Scammer : “I am a technician”
    Also scammer : “open source is when computer is not secure”

    • @misterwonderful8628
      @misterwonderful8628 5 лет назад +18

      I don't have any open sores at all...LOL!

    • @Jannes2015
      @Jannes2015 5 лет назад +1

      he didn't say he's a good one lol

    • @eR3alist
      @eR3alist 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly this is about no par with all tech support from India.

  • @halomasterthrasher3331
    @halomasterthrasher3331 4 года назад +50

    Bruh they couldn't even spell Trojan virus correctly im done 😂

    • @ravenmusic932
      @ravenmusic932 4 года назад +1

      Y und Z can be switched depending on where you got your keyboard from, the guy has to type in the text blindly during the "scan"

  • @dbrammall66
    @dbrammall66 5 лет назад +158

    The Mb joke went straight over his head 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mjdxp5688
      @mjdxp5688 5 лет назад +9

      I laughed so hard at that lmao

    • @moirasmith
      @moirasmith 5 лет назад +19

      "Haven't got a gig yet" LOL ... Yeah he didn't get it, too busy rehearsing next line of hi script.

    • @IWasCaptainPanda
      @IWasCaptainPanda 5 лет назад +5

      In fairness, it went over mine, too until I read some of the comments here. But now that I get it it is the real funny, lemme tell you.

    • @supersamsquared8055
      @supersamsquared8055 5 лет назад +2

      Despite having a Master's in Computer Studies or whatever he claimed. HAHA!!!

  • @rosred1918
    @rosred1918 5 лет назад +201

    His multiple personalities make me laugh. (: love this.

  • @BB-ux9px
    @BB-ux9px 5 лет назад +49

    this technician need to learn how respect a beautiful voice lady😡😡😡

  • @bgliveshow
    @bgliveshow Год назад +1

    Have “a faith” on him, Kit! He is an expert technician and he can resolve all your Anti-Walrus problems!!🤣🤣

  • @fave525
    @fave525 4 года назад +141

    "I've never met a customer that wouldn't listen to the technician HIMSELF!" omg does he have a god complex or something? lmao

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS 4 года назад +5

      Fave! It's just a dumbass complex

    • @TheRiviaWitcher
      @TheRiviaWitcher 4 года назад +6

      Its poor grammar I hear that kind of mistake a lot from them. For exapmle when asked where they are located they often something like "We are in California itself" or they would refer to their colleagues as "The John" or "The David" and so on

    • @zombie_queen9336
      @zombie_queen9336 4 года назад +3

      Lol That should clue you in on the fact that he's not a real technician because if he was legit, he would know that lots of customers don't listen! Lol I used to work at the call center for AT&T. At this particular center, we had billing in one room and tech support in the other. I was in billing and my cousin was in tech support (and by the way, legit tech support does none of the stuff scammers do to computers) and you wouldn't believe the stories we would swap about customers not listening! Lol

    • @Naz-by4tx
      @Naz-by4tx 4 года назад

      @@TheRiviaWitcher Correct. They also sometimes call women “he” which I don’t understand why since the native language (Hindi) is gendered ...

  • @ImranKhan1976
    @ImranKhan1976 5 лет назад +88

    "I'm talking to your dad"
    That's kind of a grievous insult in that part of the world.

    • @christopherr6284
      @christopherr6284 5 лет назад +19

      Well, they call our "part of the world" and act as thought they live and work here. So, they don't have my sympathy. (I mean, in any other scenario, I'd have compassion for them... but they literally say they live in New York City - "Brokeland." Anyway, they're going to have to realize that they're going to deal with each and everything.)

    • @barste08
      @barste08 5 лет назад +15

      Christopher R it drives me crazy when they say “each and everything “😂

    • @ImranKhan1976
      @ImranKhan1976 5 лет назад +7

      @@christopherr6284 well I wasn't sympathising with the scammer just that Kitboga was trying to waste the scammer's time a bit more but pushed him over the edge a little bit earlier than anticipated.
      It's a dumb thing to be offended about anyway.

    • @mrdimitroff
      @mrdimitroff 5 лет назад +1

      I imagine his dad is dead IRL or something

    • @SvobodovaEva
      @SvobodovaEva 5 лет назад +13

      @@mrdimitroff Good for him, that way he doesn't have to witness what a disgrace his son is.

  • @timbas9939
    @timbas9939 5 лет назад +105

    Why does it bring me so much joy when they get mad😂

    • @112fail
      @112fail 5 лет назад +5

      i too get that feeling

    • @Sercil00
      @Sercil00 5 лет назад +7

      It's called Schadenfreude. Best kind of Freude.

    • @furyofgungnir
      @furyofgungnir 5 лет назад +15

      Because you know they're the scum of this earth, and deserve frustration set to maximum for causing harm that manifest in monetary, physical, and emotional means.

    • @natas12rm
      @natas12rm 5 лет назад +1

      I got called by the social security scam yesterday. I changed my voice 3 times. He never noticed. I even started the call like i was handicapped. Then i thought naw this is kinda cringy and went to a southern accent. He knew my name phone number and address. He said i had a warrent and everything will be recorded and used against me. He asked my name again and middle name he knew. I said he had it wrong, it is shea, i said it was sharia.He said do you still live $@%@%@% my street. I said no i live at 232 fukque drive. He got really pissed and said he fd my sister and put it in her mouth

    • @natas12rm
      @natas12rm 5 лет назад +2

      @Harold Jenkins im not a barn yard animalor your cousin, sorry dont think you'd like it

  • @613Stuart
    @613Stuart 4 года назад +61

    He actually explains a lot of legacy tech really well. He’s probably an old school
    Compaq tech who got laid off.

    • @gregbeard1744
      @gregbeard1744 4 года назад +10

      I know, there were actually moments that it seemed like he was legit

    • @Blue_Ark
      @Blue_Ark 4 года назад +21

      prob reading script

    • @lgstandish
      @lgstandish 3 года назад +10

      Except he got the meaning of "open source" completely wrong.

    • @retrogamer4058
      @retrogamer4058 3 года назад +1

      He is probably Bachelor in computer applications (BCA) without a job.

    • @johnl5350
      @johnl5350 3 года назад +6

      He is reading a script. Im sure the deviation from the script and the questions that the script cant possibly cover is what made him piss his pants angry. The customer knew more than him and he couldnt retake authority without yelling and belittling, its that simple.

  • @diamandis07
    @diamandis07 5 лет назад +66

    That band joke was hilarious. Shame it flew over the Scammer's head.

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 лет назад +5

      He didn't have the bandwidth to get it!😄

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it.

    • @joske7804
      @joske7804 5 лет назад

      Time?

    • @MathIguess
      @MathIguess 5 лет назад

      I was gonna say the same thing xD

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 лет назад +1

      @@joske7804 starts around 5:40

  • @yooperlite
    @yooperlite 4 года назад +107

    The delusions they have. He says “I am a technician” as to say he knows something. You can tell they really think they are technicians. I think that’s why they get so mad when they learn they have been baited. They lose their stature.

  • @drosera88
    @drosera88 5 лет назад +111

    "Trozan?" The 'z' and 'j' keys aren't even close to each other.

    • @dilawersoomro
      @dilawersoomro 5 лет назад +11

      In the Hindi language, the "Z" sound doesn't exist. It's replaced with the J sound for some reason. So, some Hindi speakers can't say Z.

    • @chimpmoment130
      @chimpmoment130 5 лет назад +2

      @@dilawersoomro so why wouldn't they type it properly then?

    • @dilawersoomro
      @dilawersoomro 5 лет назад +4

      @@chimpmoment130 I'm not sure. But, I assume it's because they go with the sound, maybe. They keep saying it with a Z, so they end up writing with a Z too.

    • @anoopkl4u
      @anoopkl4u 5 лет назад +3

      That’s how most Hindi speaking north people say it
      So stupid

    • @AnikaAh87
      @AnikaAh87 5 лет назад +2

      @@dilawersoomro but if the z sound doesnt exist, why do indians pronounce the j as z in the first place? Why not just use the j sound since they know that sound?

  • @cjstewart1583
    @cjstewart1583 4 года назад +4

    Way to frustrate a scammer, you're great at it!

  • @missymarie7133
    @missymarie7133 4 года назад +21

    I was going insane being in home imprisonment, lock down house arrest due to charges of you are a risk to yourself and others in the case of covid-19 . Kitboga has made my home stay so much better. Love how he gets into his roles and really plays it out .

  • @EnerJohn94
    @EnerJohn94 5 лет назад +125

    Scammer: "I'm telling you the possibilities."
    Kit:
    Scammer: Let me finish, ma'am."

  • @YoStabbaStabba
    @YoStabbaStabba 5 лет назад +161

    "What if they put the wrong filter on it??"
    I'm dead.

    • @danfg7215
      @danfg7215 5 лет назад +1

      Yo Stabba Stabba lmao I’m listening to that part right now, hilarious 🤣

  • @matteocossi6428
    @matteocossi6428 4 года назад +6

    "I'm sorry. Do you wanna cry about it?" 😂 That was amazing!

    • @phntasy333
      @phntasy333 3 года назад

      " I don't have open sore!"..he is Killin it!

  • @rebootnut
    @rebootnut 4 года назад +123

    "I have never come across any customer who don't listen to the technician".
    Anyone who's done tech support should have died laughing at this line.

  • @brinegonz
    @brinegonz 5 лет назад +471

    Someone needs to animate these conversations. They are hilarious

    • @Ottue66
      @Ottue66 5 лет назад +3

      Really Wet Brain facts

    • @thezillah4644
      @thezillah4644 5 лет назад

      🤣👍🏻

    • @Dan-n-Butters
      @Dan-n-Butters 5 лет назад +6

      Yes. Like crank yankers!!

    • @GothBae
      @GothBae 5 лет назад +6

      yess like the ownage prank videos 😂😂😂

    • @munchonmyausen
      @munchonmyausen 4 года назад

      kitboga x crank yankers

  • @shazarkhan3288
    @shazarkhan3288 5 лет назад +135

    “Email things, banking things” something a “legitimate “ technician would say

    • @TheJackalsLairProductions
      @TheJackalsLairProductions 5 лет назад +4

      Lmfao

    • @asjmpickle
      @asjmpickle 5 лет назад +11

      Their script isn't even that good how do they scam anyone?

    • @ichmag11
      @ichmag11 5 лет назад +2

      @@asjmpickle older people

    • @asjmpickle
      @asjmpickle 5 лет назад +4

      @@ichmag11 that's the sad part.

    • @SvobodovaEva
      @SvobodovaEva 5 лет назад +2

      @@asjmpickle They use the same technique as Trump. They speak super simple language for dumb people.

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako 3 года назад +11

    Tech Scammer when Kitboga asks legitimate questions:
    “YOU DON’T DISRESPECT THE TECHNICIAN!!!”
    Tech Scammer when Kitboga tells him to shut up:
    “So what card are you using for that?”