When Scammers Pretend To Be Doctors

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  • @KitbogaShow
    @KitbogaShow  3 года назад +584

    Does your doctor say the Hippocratic oath to you each time you visit?
    Full 5hr call: ruclips.net/video/rphH6ZKFbpo/видео.html

    • @szzaxx1604
      @szzaxx1604 3 года назад +21

      Why, of course!! It’s only the most important step every doctor’s appointment.
      I just want to thank you- your videos are not only extremely entertaining, but also easy to follow along with and have been able to help me sleep at night…. Which has been impossible for the last few weeks. What you do is great, thanks for helping bring awareness to people like this and wasting their time!! Been subscribed for years at this point, and never regret subbing.

    • @Casey3-P-O
      @Casey3-P-O 3 года назад +31

      Is that the oath where all the hippos gather in a circle and you gotta press their butts to make them eat little balls? If so, then yes, my doctors do that at every single appointment. I thought I was the only one dealing with this.

    • @danreyes3293
      @danreyes3293 3 года назад +11

      The same way he cast amogus suspecoccus on someone

    • @silverserpent420
      @silverserpent420 3 года назад +4

      No. Now I wonder if he should. 🤔 Keeping me waiting 45 min every dang visit. That'll teach him.

    • @rynoX88
      @rynoX88 3 года назад +3

      54:35 should've said it's really hard I know and takes a IQ of 79 but....
      To indicate they are dumb. Obviously. Lol

  • @EvilLordCanas
    @EvilLordCanas 3 года назад +3688

    The next time they try to "lock" your computer you should tell them that you'll simply buy a new one with the money they gave you, that should really piss them off.

    • @anisagarcia7687
      @anisagarcia7687 3 года назад +168

      Omg that's a good one😂

    • @midn8588
      @midn8588 3 года назад +239

      The problem is that it ends the call too fast sadly

    • @CrityCrit
      @CrityCrit 3 года назад +13

      Perfect.

    • @laraantipova389
      @laraantipova389 3 года назад +4

      😂❤️😂

    • @Kylemsguy
      @Kylemsguy 3 года назад +88

      They’ll just say “I took all of your money” and start swearing at you before ending the call

  • @Frenzalo
    @Frenzalo 3 года назад +2199

    I'm always amazed that regardless of situation they always want to continue with getting their cards. You could be on fire and they would ask you to please stop burning for a moment and type.

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 3 года назад +176

      just do one thing... just do one thing only...

    • @dococ3272
      @dococ3272 2 года назад +212

      “Please ma’am I need you to stop being on fire if you are on fire the target manager will stop you buying cards and I will lose my job”

    • @ProfessorMM
      @ProfessorMM 2 года назад +77

      Ma'am please I will do each and everything just do one this here please ma'am can you tell me the number on the card

    • @calexxelac2457
      @calexxelac2457 2 года назад +15

      MA’AM IF YOU NOT STOP BURNING TO DEATH YOU ARE GOING GO TO PRISON FOR REST YO LIFE AND I WILL LOSE MY JOB!

    • @nufsaid80
      @nufsaid80 2 года назад +40

      It's their version of:
      ABC
      Always Be Closing.

  • @jonmeltzer1361
    @jonmeltzer1361 3 года назад +2443

    The scammer ACTUALLY CALLED the "patients" instead of just making up fake survey answers?
    Wow.

    • @mandero88NAFO
      @mandero88NAFO 3 года назад +186

      Yeah I was expecting them to just fake that too...

    • @mandero88NAFO
      @mandero88NAFO 3 года назад +225

      @A M they didn't have a a system in place with a script prepared for randomly scamming people from a Dr's office list. Alot of work unfortunately goes into preparing these scams so they seem genuine as possible, they can't just be like "Hi I'm ringing from doctors Zoidbergs office can you got and get me some Google play cards ma'am?' 😂

    • @ssss-df5qz
      @ssss-df5qz 3 года назад +107

      @A M I bet those numbers went on their list.

    • @mandero88NAFO
      @mandero88NAFO 3 года назад +18

      @@ssss-df5qz Oh 100%!! Almost a shame they were all Kits numbers anyway 😂😂😂

    • @mariahsmom9457
      @mariahsmom9457 3 года назад +7

      This was surreal.

  • @Pihan-
    @Pihan- 2 года назад +496

    Your ability to get out of character and calmly explain the situation to viewers, while only partially listening to these fools and then jump back into character at the right moment is hilarious. Your content is awesome!

    • @azazello1784
      @azazello1784 Год назад +6

      I think that's one of the negatives of the video... It takes out of immersion.

    • @MossyDawn
      @MossyDawn Год назад +40

      @@azazello1784 You realise that he streams these and needs to talk to his audience right?

    • @J3rr3LL
      @J3rr3LL Год назад +4

      Seamless.

    • @DodgyDaveGTX
      @DodgyDaveGTX 4 месяца назад +4

      I like to think he has to do this, to mitigate the possibility of the persona taking over his own, Keanu Reeves/Cyberpunk style 😂

    • @UniverseBeauty-ff4eo
      @UniverseBeauty-ff4eo 2 месяца назад

      😂

  • @mightymouse1005
    @mightymouse1005 11 месяцев назад +375

    My husband used to love scammers calls. He would spend hours with them. He would try to sell them things....trucks, motorcycle, boats etc. He would go into graphic detail on items and tell them stories about his youth and just waste time. If they got mad and yelled, he yelled right back. If they threatened to call police hed say "GOOD, i miss prison and this working life sucks" i miss him, he passed away 2017

    • @CocoWantsACracker
      @CocoWantsACracker 4 месяца назад +1

      Your husband sounds like an amateur scam-baiter who took pleasure in joking around with malicious people, while probably saving quite a few would-be victims in the process.
      I am sorry to hear about your loss, no matter how long ago, and I hope you have lots of happy memories to cherish forever. And although I am not religious, I do hope I am wrong and that when the day eventually comes, you will be reunited with him to forever enjoy your mutual love.

    • @EmeraldSky33
      @EmeraldSky33 4 месяца назад +46

      I'm sorry for your loss. Your husband sounds like he was a bright light in the world!

    • @deborahminter6231
      @deborahminter6231 3 месяца назад +20

      😅 He sounded like a great guy.

    • @clintog
      @clintog 3 месяца назад +20

      Sounds like my kind of people. May he rest in peace. I hope and pray you stay strong and still enjoy life. You'll see him again some day! 🙏

    • @santoyoarmando81
      @santoyoarmando81 3 месяца назад +10

      My condolences, thanks for sharing with us. 🙏🏼

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 3 года назад +877

    Scammers: "IF YOU DON'T DO AS I SAY I'LL LOSE MY JOB!"
    Also Scammers: "you lost your job because of me? Sucks to be you!"

    • @Megadeth7811
      @Megadeth7811 3 года назад +34

      Me: "I missed the part where that's MY problem."

    • @megabulwark442
      @megabulwark442 2 года назад +10

      they're so so so so so so so selfish. Even more than my friend (believe me he is SELFISH)

    • @daigonmocs0785
      @daigonmocs0785 2 года назад +18

      @@megabulwark442 Doesnt sound like a good friend my dude

    • @jordanwilkins3732
      @jordanwilkins3732 Год назад +2

      They are hypocrites.

    • @bubs83
      @bubs83 Год назад +3

      Baffles my mind this logic 😂

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 года назад +1012

    Sometimes Kit gets so into the role he got me getting invested, like "Oh no this poor girls gonna lose her job I can't believe this" and then I'm like wait a minute

    • @Bella.Parabellum
      @Bella.Parabellum 3 года назад +93

      I know! I often find myself feeling sorry for the grandma 😄

    • @TheKenab
      @TheKenab 3 года назад +32

      Just wait a minute!.....🤣🤣

    • @shanestewart24
      @shanestewart24 2 года назад +1

      Lmao like that meme ong

    • @susankingsley2409
      @susankingsley2409 2 года назад +3

      I do the same thing!!

    • @ungarischfsikurs743
      @ungarischfsikurs743 2 года назад +11

      @@TheKenab Omg, now I have the old intro in my head ... wait a minute ju-ju-just wait a minute wait a minute ... I heard the original video and the guy was saying it a hundred times at least

  • @vrabo3026
    @vrabo3026 3 года назад +688

    Customer: "I'll lose my job!"
    Scammer's amazing threat: "No you'll lose your job FOREVER."

    • @KingLarbear
      @KingLarbear 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @peterkim3370
      @peterkim3370 Год назад +2

      Sounds like Joe’s pizza from Spiderman 2

    • @mightymouse1005
      @mightymouse1005 11 месяцев назад +1

      I thought I could only lose my job for a day or two. Temporarily 😢fired

  • @shirleymatlabo267
    @shirleymatlabo267 2 года назад +57

    This scam makes no sense. Their system can’t send amounts below $3500?? That would be a serious problem for the business to solve.

  • @stephanielynn2339
    @stephanielynn2339 3 года назад +208

    "How long did you have to wait to be seen by the doctor?"
    A- I'm still waiting.
    That made me spit out my water!! 🤣

  • @herbthompson9530
    @herbthompson9530 3 года назад +1458

    You're a hero Kitboga. I'm convinced that those who dislike these scam baiting videos are actually are the scammers themselves. Rock on and keep up the good fight.

    • @spencer4164
      @spencer4164 3 года назад +52

      For real. Who could ever dislike this 🤣

    • @gregblack3860
      @gregblack3860 3 года назад +64

      Or could be jealous folks. When you are the master of your craft jealousy abounds.

    • @Nalu001.
      @Nalu001. 3 года назад +47

      I actually disliked this video because it had 68 dislikes and I couldn’t help but make it 69 XD

    • @kimmoxie2160
      @kimmoxie2160 3 года назад +11

      @@Nalu001. O dang that is pretty funny, I gotta admit

    • @kimmoxie2160
      @kimmoxie2160 3 года назад +4

      @@ledfloyd9035 I love your username that’s damn clever.

  • @N0ahFence
    @N0ahFence 3 года назад +454

    amogus suspecocus has me in tears. The way he says it sounds like a spell out of Harry Potter

    • @mandero88NAFO
      @mandero88NAFO 3 года назад +13

      Oooohhh I couldn't figure out what the joke was there! Was racking my brain to get the reference, but then again I've never seen or read any Harry potter. Genius as always 😂

    • @DudleyaSetchellii
      @DudleyaSetchellii 3 года назад +17

      The trolling of the scammer was maximum here. Well done, Kitboga. Am I the only one that got the Dr. Z. Oidberg reference? He shot the moon on that one.

    • @N0ahFence
      @N0ahFence 3 года назад +13

      @@mandero88NAFO Dunno how to tell you this bud... it's not a harry potter reference. It's to do with Wendy and her issues with Sugma

    • @shrekshrek4755
      @shrekshrek4755 3 года назад +1

      @@N0ahFence naughty naughty

    • @edwinreyes7786
      @edwinreyes7786 3 года назад +20

      Isn’t that a play off of Among Us, suspicious?

  • @BlackLung911
    @BlackLung911 3 года назад +393

    I love it when scammers say it will only take a few minutes to refund your money, they just don't know who they are talking to. :)

    • @Ashbaiku
      @Ashbaiku 3 года назад +22

      Like his 36hour call 🤣🤣 bet the didn't expect that

    • @SvobodovaEva
      @SvobodovaEva 3 года назад +10

      It never takes a few minutes regardless. Takes them forever to read their script.

    • @mikehuff9793
      @mikehuff9793 2 года назад +6

      My absolute favorite was “I could talk to you all day!”
      Mama always said “be careful what you ask for.”

  • @lillywang6333
    @lillywang6333 3 года назад +385

    Hey Kit, can you do a series on romance scams? My mom was recently contacted by one of them and fortunately I found out early enough and put a stop to it. I’d love to see you talk to those guys.

    • @luvlols4462
      @luvlols4462 3 года назад +29

      I tried online dating but was WAY too suspicious of absolutely everyone. Good on your mom for putting herself out there, though! Maybe I'll use my accounts to bait scammers because I'm way too cynical to use them as intended lol

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 3 года назад +29

      Romance scams are done in a totally seperate way. Kit uses his computer and improv skills to do the online money scams.

    • @rhythmandblues_alibi
      @rhythmandblues_alibi 3 года назад +18

      He did a few videos on Silver Singles, from memory.

    • @ungarischfsikurs743
      @ungarischfsikurs743 2 года назад

      Romance scams are build up over weeks and months, sometimes even years. Kit had to scam himself a LOT of love seeking and innocent men (or women) in order to run into a romance scammer.

    • @mikehuff9793
      @mikehuff9793 2 года назад +22

      Those are long-ball scams that could take months to really play out. Each style of scam requires a specific set of skills to combat . Each scam is then dealt with accordingly by those who carry the respective specific tool set required for each niche situation.
      The romance scams just take a lot longer to get to the payoff/reveal, and takes a million times the editing to make something like that palatable. Each episode would essentially be like making a documentary.
      These refund scammers are wanting this asap. Rarely do they call/answer after a week. Romance scams can last as long as you want them too because those folks are playing the game of patience. With these we can actually watch the entire thing in real time and get a payoff before we get bored with the plot, all with minimal editing. The less editing Kit does the more content he can publish. There’s a strategy to this whole content creation gig, and my assumption is that this is the case. I could be wrong, just my guess

  • @coffeewithbleu5001
    @coffeewithbleu5001 2 года назад +51

    It pisses me off so bad how they think they have the right to get mad.

  • @jess-rw2zo
    @jess-rw2zo 3 года назад +371

    i think nevaeh is my favorite character. of course im obsessed with edna like everyone else, but there's something about the way nevaeh gets scammers wrapped around her (kit's) finger so easily and the way scammers respond to her as if shes their long lost dream girl.

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 3 года назад +42

      Lol yeah they act like shes a genuine potential partner.
      I like tony talks a lot.

    • @ungarischfsikurs743
      @ungarischfsikurs743 2 года назад

      I'm almost disturbed by Nevaeh for this reason. I don't get it at all. For me she doesn't sound female and she is so dumb and ridiculous. Why do they fall for her? That's sooo crazy. I can totally believe grandma Edna or Ethel though ;) They feel "real".

    • @drrush3421
      @drrush3421 11 месяцев назад

      They see white women as totally gullible blame your media

  • @pamm2017
    @pamm2017 3 года назад +539

    It's gross to see that the people scamming don't care if the person that's being scammed loses their job. But then the scammers go on and on about losing their own "jobs".

    • @hiswayservicesblog9288
      @hiswayservicesblog9288 3 года назад +31

      Yeah. They pull that stunt a lot. I wish someone would call them up, began quoting the script to them, and then in a babyish voice interrupt them and say, "I know, I know. If I don't give you these cards, 'I'm going to lose my job. Ohhh, woe is me! Have I missed anything yet'?"

    • @scottlarson1548
      @scottlarson1548 3 года назад +55

      What always confuses me about this scam is that the scammers are rude, they scream and threaten the victim and act completely unprofessional, then they expect the victim to help them keep their job. Why would anyone want to help them?

    • @johnnytx45
      @johnnytx45 3 года назад +28

      @@scottlarson1548 The idea is to scare the victim. Most of the victims have never heard this kind of language over the phone, so this vitriol scares them into doing what they want.

    • @scottlarson1548
      @scottlarson1548 3 года назад +29

      @@johnnytx45 Not all of them use scare tactics. Several have begged the victim to help them keep their jobs by talking about their children and acting like they're sobbing uncontrollably.

    • @michellementh9651
      @michellementh9651 3 года назад +4

      @@hiswayservicesblog9288 memorize the most common script, call them and just start mimicking them 😂😂

  • @Navygrl58
    @Navygrl58 3 года назад +525

    Kit: “You’ll have to speak up because I don’t know what you’re saying “.
    Scammer: “Neither do I “.
    This is hysterical! As a nurse I’m cracking up listening to the scammer trying to pronounce the medical terms!

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 года назад +15

      because indians

    • @neryn-2924
      @neryn-2924 3 года назад +58

      @@KL005 Get a job my dude

    • @judyfooks3334
      @judyfooks3334 3 года назад +40

      That "Hypocrite Oath " is comedic genius!!!

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +19

      @@checounplug there are scammers of every ethnicity

    • @pennclick
      @pennclick 3 года назад +45

      Do you often get cases of Counter Strike Syndrome and Amogus Suspeceous?

  • @pennywisethedancingclown4024
    @pennywisethedancingclown4024 3 года назад +153

    Kit’s smile and him laughing silently to himself are my favorite parts of his videos

    • @PippiPippi98765
      @PippiPippi98765 Год назад +2

      Yes, that's awesome - also makes me smile😄

    • @dannesys
      @dannesys 5 месяцев назад +3

      Kit trying not to laugh is so infectious and joyous. Makes all troubles melt away & your stomach ache😂😂😂

  • @carleenmessina5022
    @carleenmessina5022 2 года назад +24

    I’m a doc and my pt was scammed trying to score narcotics on a web site. They took his money and I was suspicious when they faxed me with an official looking request for his private info with CVS letterhead. I called it and it was an obvious loud call center with several people with Indian accents He started by saying just “hello” when I called. I reported it and hopefully they were investigated. They must’ve promised him oxycodone but needed his bank info. Thanks for doing what you do.

  • @GoldenApplezYT
    @GoldenApplezYT 3 года назад +882

    No one:
    Scammers last words on the death bed: “just wait a moment”

    • @beejereeno2
      @beejereeno2 3 года назад +33

      LEAVE YOUR MOUSE

    • @natashanichole1027
      @natashanichole1027 3 года назад +53

      WHY YOU REDEEM?!

    • @XxBreachGamingxX
      @XxBreachGamingxX 3 года назад +29

      I will show you each and everything

    • @rickbelden2319
      @rickbelden2319 3 года назад +46

      Scammer to their savior: WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING!!!!

    • @katthatter669
      @katthatter669 3 года назад +7

      I'm in love with this young guy. My son if all people in this day and age was a victim.
      Now at risk of being a dumb old lady how can one donate to this channel or kitboga himself.
      Also can someone tell me where the name kitboga cane from?

  • @Andarthiel
    @Andarthiel 3 года назад +121

    I love how Abby completely figures out the scammer's trick in minutes and just adds 800 million into her account 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sundaywhiterabbit7679
    @sundaywhiterabbit7679 3 года назад +244

    I had an IRS scam call the other day. I wasted about 45 minutes of their time. I was Kitty Boga. They didn't catch on. 🤣🤣🤣
    I was super nice to them until.
    ...I SNAPPED on them. I think the whole call center was listening in.

    • @duzehalo
      @duzehalo 3 года назад +38

      Kitty Boga 🤣 Good one!

    • @Fiona-68
      @Fiona-68 3 года назад +49

      It's time to play KITBOGA the home game. Win fabulous prizes of hours of fun times. Great for young and old. Torture loser, scummy, scammers at their own game.

    • @bryanhayes9728
      @bryanhayes9728 3 года назад +20

      Way to go Kitty Boga!!🥳😂👍

    • @sundaywhiterabbit7679
      @sundaywhiterabbit7679 3 года назад +20

      @@bryanhayes9728 haha! When I flipped on them, I could hear a guy in the background saying "what happened?"
      I mean I came out of nowhere and dropped the verbal hammer down on them.

    • @nicolascueto7735
      @nicolascueto7735 3 года назад +20

      Plot twist, it was the real IRS

  • @ladyreverie7027
    @ladyreverie7027 2 года назад +47

    This was the first one that made me really see the scammer as a nuanced human being. A real person not a character.
    He used to work in a survey call centre. And he didn't want his victim to lose her job on top of stealing her money.
    I almost wish that he could go get a survey job. He'd be fine at that and it wouldn't be unethical.

    • @Euloriaable
      @Euloriaable 6 месяцев назад +8

      I know…the irony that he had enough humanity to cover for her at her job but not enough to still choose scamming as a job

  • @raine6813
    @raine6813 3 года назад +99

    idea: try hinting at the fact that that youre a woman whos cheating on her husband (maybe have your affair partner also talk to the scammer at one point) and later talk to the scammer as the "husband" and see if the scammer will blow the whistle on his wifes infidelity

  • @magpie1862
    @magpie1862 3 года назад +191

    As a long time Counter Strike Syndrome sufferer, I’m glad I was able to watch this video and forget about my terrible ailment for a while. Thanks Kitboga!

    • @mamachungus
      @mamachungus 2 года назад +45

      its nice to see that others feel this way too :,) - i was diagnosed with amogus suspecocus a few years back and i’m so glad to see my disease get some awareness and representation 😇
      now all we need is kitboga to start a charity to fund research on counter strike syndrome and amogus suspecocus.

    • @phrozenwun
      @phrozenwun 2 года назад +17

      I think I am affected by amongus suspicuous

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 Год назад +17

      ​@@phrozenwun Did you catch it from an improperly cleaned ventilation shaft?

    • @trevorhensley3185
      @trevorhensley3185 Год назад +10

      I have contracted ligma, comrades.

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony Год назад +2

      Tell me why i thought this was an actual thing

  • @LorraineVirginie
    @LorraineVirginie 3 года назад +540

    That Hippocratic oath pledge parody was incredible. The fact he knows the pledge of allegiance to parody off of is surprising.

    • @Big5mokE719
      @Big5mokE719 3 года назад +21

      Why is it surprising?

    • @Big5mokE719
      @Big5mokE719 3 года назад +2

      It was funny as hell though

    • @equestrianrosie
      @equestrianrosie 3 года назад +47

      @@Big5mokE719 he's my age and they said the Pledge of Allegiance everyday in elementary school (so definitely not surprising he knows it)

    • @AlexysB
      @AlexysB 3 года назад +2

      I couldn't stop laughing at that!!!

    • @Baka_Oppai
      @Baka_Oppai 3 года назад +20

      @@equestrianrosie I think she thinks the scammer made it up

  • @TriPawrus
    @TriPawrus 3 года назад +669

    Just spent several hours fully engrossed in the Dollhouse, and if that wasn't enough of a Kitboga fix, there's a new upload. How am I ever supposed to get on with my life? Kit, you are an absolute hero. x

    • @juliaalvarez537
      @juliaalvarez537 3 года назад +2

      No

    • @veryberry39
      @veryberry39 3 года назад +3

      Oh shoot, I forgot all about that happening! D:

    • @definitelynotnick2454
      @definitelynotnick2454 3 года назад +6

      I read "engorged" whats wrong with me Sadge

    • @vaibhavchawla262
      @vaibhavchawla262 3 года назад +9

      Dollhouse?

    • @jaskajokunen3716
      @jaskajokunen3716 3 года назад +32

      @@vaibhavchawla262 Dollhouse is a real life sims thing that jerma985 is doing. Kit is one of the guests there.

  • @angeliacbcb5621
    @angeliacbcb5621 2 года назад +15

    These scammers really suck at building rapport and they almost NEVER let the customer finish. Everybody should remember those two big red flags.

  • @JOverton1992
    @JOverton1992 3 года назад +389

    Living for the bizarre jump cuts where we see kitboga cropped into a google searched kitchen at a distance.

  • @bigdoubleu117
    @bigdoubleu117 3 года назад +89

    2:06
    Scammer: "What operating system do you have?"
    Kitboga: "I have a Dell."
    I used to work for Verizon tech support and I wonder if he knows how accurate that is when customers have do idea what an operating system is.
    Also if refering to phones, asking what type or brand of phone they have, I'd sometimes get the answer, a Verizon phone...

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic 3 года назад +398

    I've missed Nevaeh like so much. Super jeli she's working for a doctor! Kit, your a superhero!

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 3 года назад +14

      Oh my gosh I'm like super lost. Where had our gorgeous friend whose dad said she's going places, had gone exactly?

    • @ephraimboateng5239
      @ephraimboateng5239 3 года назад +13

      omg she like my favorite! im so jelly of her!

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin 3 года назад +7

      I still hate that Neveah is actually a pretty name lol.

    • @ewigerschuler3982
      @ewigerschuler3982 3 года назад +1

      It's jelly, get it right ffs.

    • @katthefantastic
      @katthefantastic 3 года назад +1

      Sound a bit Saltie lol

  • @lambs5258
    @lambs5258 2 года назад +12

    25:40 the scammer trying to read those names killed me. "Counter Strike Syndrome" LMAO

  • @sheepart1078
    @sheepart1078 2 года назад +29

    love the facial expressions to help get into character. a true professional

  • @TheNewsInASL
    @TheNewsInASL 3 года назад +90

    0:49 - "Now look onto your keyboard where you type all the letters from."
    I am so glad that he told you what a keyboard is for. I had always wondered.

    • @ellextric
      @ellextric 3 года назад +5

      wait what thats how it works

    • @ellextric
      @ellextric 3 года назад +6

      honestly im shocked all this time ive been using it as decoration

    • @trose_49
      @trose_49 3 года назад +1

      What is stopping them from just doing an actual transfer since they have access to your accounts?

    • @ellextric
      @ellextric 3 года назад +2

      @@trose_49 honestly i thought of that and im not sure i think that they have to do the gift cards so banks cant get involved? idk but if u find out lmk bc im super curious

    • @marinataylor5999
      @marinataylor5999 3 года назад +1

      @@trose_49 I’m just as curious

  • @---H_M
    @---H_M 3 года назад +250

    Yo, kit is crazy 🤣
    Every phone call went to another kitboga character 💀
    This is the funniest shit on RUclips

    • @tyshastx
      @tyshastx 3 года назад +20

      You should check him live on twitch. The live chat is lit lol

    • @angiekidd6152
      @angiekidd6152 3 года назад +6

      Hands down

  • @Satoascorpion
    @Satoascorpion 3 года назад +331

    Is Matthilda saying 'Oh hi, Mark' the way she did a very clever 'The Room' reference? God I hope so! Top tier content as always!

    • @bencheshire
      @bencheshire 3 года назад +83

      Oh Hi Mark is ALWAYS a The Room reference, even when it isn't.

    • @captainLoknar
      @captainLoknar 3 года назад +19

      Yes and one time a female scammer was called Lisa you can guess kit used which line on her :D

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini 3 года назад +7

      @@sonicnarcotic. Hi doggy, keep the change, IM FED UP WITH THIS WIIRLD

    • @charlesjames1464
      @charlesjames1464 3 года назад +6

      ....."The customer's word on the fund amount is good enough for me, no one would lie about those things"..

    • @charlesjames1464
      @charlesjames1464 3 года назад +2

      Kit, you must respond to their questions more spontaneously.
      Those long pauses, give them time to question, whether you are baiting them.

  • @JohnHoworth
    @JohnHoworth 3 года назад +37

    Two things I learned about scammers from this video:
    1) They are not Futurama fans
    2) They really need some customer relations training

  • @LunaBobbi
    @LunaBobbi 2 года назад +16

    I watch these videos every-night. It takes away every bit of anxiety away from me. Thank you! “You calm down yourself!”

  • @_Tori10
    @_Tori10 3 года назад +356

    I love the part when Kit makes the scammers look like idiots!

    • @vladimpaler9274
      @vladimpaler9274 3 года назад +71

      Isn't that the whole video 😂👍

    • @_Tori10
      @_Tori10 3 года назад +27

      That's the joke

    • @christiangonzales7429
      @christiangonzales7429 3 года назад +20

      That's each and every video!

    • @AnnWahlquist
      @AnnWahlquist 3 года назад +9

      Like the whole call....

    • @joyciejd9673
      @joyciejd9673 3 года назад +13

      Always. Plus I love when they get soooo frustrated it sounds like their eyes will explode

  • @LasEnchiladas
    @LasEnchiladas 3 года назад +190

    "I pledge allegiance to the oath of the hippocratis of america, and the insurance company for which we bill, one patient under god, with privacy and justice for all" ------ That's rich!! ***As a Nursing student, never heard of pancreatic arrhythmias either!! LOL --- Another great episode, Kit!!! :D

    • @shahrukh877
      @shahrukh877 3 года назад +11

      aren't you a painter?

    • @sayosweeti5757
      @sayosweeti5757 2 года назад +7

      Isn't arrhythmia something related to heartbeat?

    • @MClara-ep4sf
      @MClara-ep4sf 2 года назад +9

      After hypertension everything is bogus lol

    • @SeekerGoldstone
      @SeekerGoldstone 2 года назад +5

      @@sayosweeti5757 a-rhythm-ia. Literally "out of rhythm".
      It CAN be cardiac arrhythmia but that guy that always claps off the beat has manual arrythmia.

    • @sayosweeti5757
      @sayosweeti5757 2 года назад

      @@SeekerGoldstone huh intresting! though im not sure the pancreaus beats like your heart does but im not a docter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @dropagear3138
    @dropagear3138 3 года назад +149

    Kits form : do you or your family have a history of the following:
    [] Hypertension
    [] Pancreatic arrhythmia
    [] Myopic Astigmatism
    [] Counter Strike Syndrome 😆😂
    [] Amongus Suspecocus 😆😂
    That form was well thought out lolz 😂.

    • @giantswingallday7001
      @giantswingallday7001 3 года назад +43

      The second illness is also a good one since there’s no such thing as abnormal beating in the pancreas

    • @TheOneWhoHasABadName
      @TheOneWhoHasABadName 3 года назад +30

      @@giantswingallday7001 I mean, there is, but if your pancreas is beating it is always abnormal and you should see a doctor

    • @lyneetadoss860
      @lyneetadoss860 3 года назад +6

      Absolutely HYSTERICAL!!!!💓

    • @StarXsu90
      @StarXsu90 3 года назад +6

      There's no way He didn't notice the amogus LMAO

  • @dearcole123
    @dearcole123 3 года назад +7

    As a medical provider, I fully appreciate this video. One of the best. The Hippopotamuses Oath is very important.

  • @triplez7313
    @triplez7313 3 года назад +12

    It was 59 minutes before I noticed the porcupine in the back yard. I about died laughing! Ty kit for all the laughs man.

  • @mockfanatik
    @mockfanatik 3 года назад +143

    This is kind of funny because my husband does this for a living. He's a nurse that calls patients to make sure they are taking the right meds and if they understand the doctor's instructions and if they have any issues with their care. He's a nurse advocate. LOL

    • @Alkis05
      @Alkis05 3 года назад +45

      Yeah, but did he swear the oath of hipparcus of america?

  • @lisao7600
    @lisao7600 3 года назад +285

    This one was so funny for me. The way he was questioning them about taking all his(her) money, but not being able to just take only what was supposedly owed to them. I always wish they would bring that up.
    It makes no sense that they try to make people believe they can steal all of their money but can't just take what they are supposedly owed.
    They don't know how to explain the reasoning, and it is so funny.
    Him changing his account balance to 800 million in the end. Freaking hilarious. 😂😂

    • @dr.downvote
      @dr.downvote 3 года назад +2

      Ikr!

    • @johnnyvanderheide2298
      @johnnyvanderheide2298 3 года назад

      Yes so funny!!!

    • @stevenr8606
      @stevenr8606 3 года назад +4

      🤔 thats gotta be a lot of gift cards!

    • @trapwolfbeatz1895
      @trapwolfbeatz1895 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @UndyingZombie
      @UndyingZombie 3 года назад +8

      The majority of them probably could not pass first grade.. You expect them to notice the flaws in the logic they try to use?

  • @jdawg119
    @jdawg119 3 года назад +189

    I cannot describe my happiness when I see a new Kitboga video is up.

    • @juliaalvarez537
      @juliaalvarez537 3 года назад +1

      Ew

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 3 года назад +10

      @@juliaalvarez537 What on God's green flat Earth is a hater doing on such a wholesome channel?

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 3 года назад +2

      @J Dawg, Even better: a 1h plus Kitboga video! What else could we possibly want in life? 😃

    • @Ashbaiku
      @Ashbaiku 3 года назад +1

      1hour video and two in the same week

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 3 года назад

      @@Ashbaiku Hell yeah

  • @AMadd3RHatt3R
    @AMadd3RHatt3R 2 года назад +5

    Oh man!!! I am so glad my son showed me these videos!! I had a very serious surgery a few days ago, I thought I would lay up for weeks in recovery in depression. Now... I know I will be recovering with laughter and education in my heart for the next 6 weeks instead!! Thank you for these!!! They are so funny and amazing!!

  • @dyer308
    @dyer308 3 года назад +47

    Damm these scammers are everything. priests, lawyers, doctors, officers,etc

  • @pepita1116
    @pepita1116 3 года назад +160

    Kitboga is absolutely brilliant. He plays with the scammers like a cat with its prey....until he decides to kill it.

  • @loisgilbert1932
    @loisgilbert1932 3 года назад +115

    I 'm still waiting to see the Doctor about my Counter Strike Syndrome, it's acting up again. I like the updates to the "Hippocratis Oath," it makes more sense. Are hotdogs technically sandwiches? Good question. The scammer did a great job with this even though he had no idea what he was talking about. Ha ha ha ha ha!

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 3 года назад +9

      Counter strike syndrome plagued me

    • @loisgilbert1932
      @loisgilbert1932 3 года назад +1

      @@lordkiza8838 Too funny!!

    • @charlesjames1464
      @charlesjames1464 3 года назад +2

      The scammers only know about 'hypocritical' oath.

  • @GruntyHerder
    @GruntyHerder 2 года назад +11

    24:47 "How often are your bowel movements? Daily? Twice daily?"
    I don't know, I'm wearing Depends.
    "So I should mark 'depends'?" 😂😂😂 Yeah, buddy, you got it 👍

  • @catnun9892
    @catnun9892 Год назад +3

    Doctor Z Oidburg cracked me up!! Your skills are legendary and your humor in these situations brightens up my days. Thank you for doing what you do and the way you do it.

  • @annasueburgendorf2479
    @annasueburgendorf2479 3 года назад +32

    So I got the scammer call and I managed to get them to the target gift card to stop the DEA arrest. Took 35 min. So proud of me. Thank you for teaching😅😂😅😂

  • @jasonsmith2759
    @jasonsmith2759 3 года назад +52

    I like how creative Kitboga can be when it comes to messing with scammers. It also exposes how scummy they are.

    • @pyromcr
      @pyromcr Год назад

      It shows how stupid these people really are as well. Pretty sad that these morons actually manage to fool people.

  • @colincraigo5793
    @colincraigo5793 3 года назад +44

    Should have added “abnormally high midichlorian count” the list of things he is supposed to ask.

  • @Terryterryterryterryterry
    @Terryterryterryterryterry 2 года назад +3

    That transfer be BUSSIN 🤣

  • @LaylaVaughan
    @LaylaVaughan 2 года назад +8

    I pledge allegiance to the oath of the hippocratis of America, and to the insurance company for which we bill, one patient under god, with privacy and justice for all.

  • @BenjaminSow
    @BenjaminSow 3 года назад +102

    This just popped into my head. What if you implement a modified font where the letters and numbers are all mixed up (ie. "afyt" shows up as "1700") so when the scammer tries to change the transaction value with inspect it'll just show up as jumbled letters?

    • @MClara-ep4sf
      @MClara-ep4sf 2 года назад +8

      Ohh, I really like this, you should try commenting it on recent videos to see if it gets voted up

    • @allenanalla2549
      @allenanalla2549 2 года назад +4

      Or the word sCaM when they typed in 1700

  • @1SpicyMeataball
    @1SpicyMeataball 3 года назад +45

    He was threatening to lock the computer a few minutes in. Sounded like got salty that there are people out there, who actually do an *honest* days work.

  • @bumbaclot813
    @bumbaclot813 3 года назад +84

    An hour long video after this horrible day?!.... SO HAPPY

    • @poppy6635
      @poppy6635 3 года назад +11

      Hope tomorrow is better bro ❤️

    • @Lady-Moosh
      @Lady-Moosh 3 года назад +9

      Have a good day tomorrow!!!!

    • @Ashbaiku
      @Ashbaiku 3 года назад +5

      I know right and two in the same week 😇 heaven have a great week!!

    • @brookem659
      @brookem659 3 года назад

      I hope today was better !

  • @heybri
    @heybri 3 года назад +13

    Its funny, this guy actually proved he can do a real job.. you should have told him once he was done calling the list "see you can do real work.. now quit your scammer job and get a real one."

  • @commiedog425
    @commiedog425 2 года назад +3

    "What's bussin?" it's moments like this that are the cherry on the top of the hours of their time wasted

    • @Nick-jr9pc
      @Nick-jr9pc 7 месяцев назад

      WHO WROTE BUSSIN TRANSFER? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DaReaperZ
    @DaReaperZ 3 года назад +51

    30:32 I love how he just skips the ones that are hard to pronounce. Then goes back and considers trying again.

  • @ChiliHorse27
    @ChiliHorse27 3 года назад +73

    I love that you used Zoidberg for the doctor's name lol! At first I didn't get it, but that's hilarious xD
    OMFG that 'Hippocratic Oath' had me dying!!

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 3 года назад +2

      Wow, I didn't even catch that! "Dr. Z. Oidberg" xD.

    • @ChiliHorse27
      @ChiliHorse27 3 года назад +2

      @@VelkanAngels I didn't either for the longest time! Kit is a comedy genius xD

  • @ProjectEnglishII
    @ProjectEnglishII 3 года назад +23

    Making a scammer do fake calls. Holy heck, you are brilliant! I can't believe he did it!

  • @JP-dv7rf
    @JP-dv7rf 3 года назад +6

    I'm genuinely in awe at how good Kit is at this.

  • @kln4863
    @kln4863 2 года назад +3

    Thank you for the understanding of how scamming works. Because I almost got scammed by somebody who claimed they were from tellus on the phone so I fully get what you are talking about.

  • @giantswingallday7001
    @giantswingallday7001 3 года назад +45

    When Kit typed "toaster" in his bank balance, I lost it lmao!! This scammer is such as jerk!

  • @mcuembedded
    @mcuembedded 3 года назад +87

    The oath failed. They didn't just wait a moment.

  • @cocokolah8567
    @cocokolah8567 3 года назад +32

    "But you are a scammer too, ma'am."
    His mind broke

  • @goldenrule3261
    @goldenrule3261 3 года назад +5

    OMG, they're willing to do your job for you so they can have some $$$!!! That's dedication right there, lol.

  • @patricks_music
    @patricks_music Год назад +5

    Scammer: “The refund will only take one or two minutes”
    Kitboga: *mischievous smile*

  • @leemennell3778
    @leemennell3778 3 года назад +53

    You really do deserve some sort of award for these performances. You have me crying with laughter

  • @freakishuproar1168
    @freakishuproar1168 3 года назад +68

    I love how the scammer just announces "Counter Strike Syndrome" and seemingly doesn't bat an eyelid... x3
    27:05 _if you wake up in the morning you feel an extra bone what you called that_
    x'D I almost didn't see that bit!

    • @mrwalkingblind99
      @mrwalkingblind99 2 года назад +1

      @@oaktadopbok665 im dying here mann hahaahahahaahahah

  • @Guido125
    @Guido125 3 года назад +55

    Watching these videos is like watching a Boss Ross painting coming to life. Your creativity knows no bounds! It's a pleasure watching you wreck these clowns.

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 3 года назад +10

      I think you mean Bob, Boss Ross sounds like a rapper parody of Bob Ross

  • @snailmailmagic1133
    @snailmailmagic1133 2 года назад +7

    I love how kitboga gives scammers additional work to do and they are generally very happy to do any other job ... hahahhaah .. This is so hilarious.

  • @edwardkang7361
    @edwardkang7361 2 года назад +3

    This is actually one of the most underrated episodes from kit

  • @asotforever5983
    @asotforever5983 3 года назад +14

    That question about medical conditions was just perfect

  • @འབྲུག-ན2ཅ
    @འབྲུག-ན2ཅ 3 года назад +23

    I get the miss doubt fire vibe from this guy a lot haha. its quite comforting to see him destroying these thieving scumbags

  • @evil_dave
    @evil_dave 3 года назад +24

    kit, kit, he’s our man.. if he cant trick em nobody can

  • @sxd9573
    @sxd9573 Год назад +5

    Counter strike syndrome and Amogus suspecocus killed me, lmao.

  • @AparnaKhanolkar
    @AparnaKhanolkar Год назад +3

    Omg Abby is so authentic! And this call had me cackling! Just too good. The Hippocratic oath was over the top! 😂

  • @gladfam8967
    @gladfam8967 3 года назад +40

    The shit you can get these guys to do is epic. You need to win some kind of award for this work you do!

  • @ascended8824
    @ascended8824 3 года назад +39

    As a remote employee I can relate. This is like arguing with my kids that I need to make calls and they just annoy the crap out of me while I need to make calls 🤣

  • @viajandoando362
    @viajandoando362 3 года назад +85

    Thank you so much for your videos dude...they help me with my mental health, specialy on the rough days. ❤

    • @Veterantimepiece
      @Veterantimepiece 3 года назад +11

      Stay in the fight bro👍🏼

    • @poppy6635
      @poppy6635 3 года назад +10

      Keeping fighting bro, it’ll be ok ❤️

    • @hannagibson9970
      @hannagibson9970 3 года назад +9

      you are not alone...it always gets better :)

    • @Wtfmon
      @Wtfmon 3 года назад +6

      Good luck Bruno!

    • @lynettebranch4463
      @lynettebranch4463 2 года назад +1

      Me too Bruno. This helps me to remember that there are still good people in the world.

  • @lpronovost84
    @lpronovost84 2 года назад +2

    That pledge is so clever. And not too far from the truth

  • @UniverseBeauty-ff4eo
    @UniverseBeauty-ff4eo 2 месяца назад +2

    "Without hiding my screen"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pharmit24
    @pharmit24 3 года назад +483

    You were amazing on Jerma's stream!

    • @juliaalvarez537
      @juliaalvarez537 3 года назад +1

      Jerma

    • @juliaalvarez537
      @juliaalvarez537 3 года назад +1

      Danggg some of your videos have millions of views

    • @EdinburghAndy
      @EdinburghAndy 3 года назад +19

      Edna's walk was hilarious.

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri 3 года назад +1

      jerma? what did i miss?

    • @razoredge8284
      @razoredge8284 3 года назад +12

      what did kit do on Jerma's stream? Fill me in someone

  • @somerandominternetuser5730
    @somerandominternetuser5730 3 года назад +23

    This is possibly the most elaborate thing kit has ever done

  • @krns1695
    @krns1695 3 года назад +90

    If I ever see Kitboga in public the first thing Im gonna say is " Sir can you please be in front of your computer for a moment? "

  • @janiejones6789
    @janiejones6789 2 года назад +3

    OMGosh...... I was taking a drink of water and it came flying out of my mouth because I started laughing. My computer screen saw the worst of it. You are a very creative, funny guy!

  • @lisalolaviola988
    @lisalolaviola988 2 года назад +4

    Thank you for hours of entertainment in the morning while I drink my coffee. Always start my day off with an awesome feeling knowing there are people like you getting to these horrible people who take advantage of people. I know they may not have it easy where they live & I pray for them but this is never the way to go. God bless you! ❤️🙏❤️

  • @NovusDundus
    @NovusDundus 3 года назад +19

    If banks just had a page that had an auto 1 min refresh/update for accounts. It'd stop like 90% of these scams

  • @Tiffani_AnnA
    @Tiffani_AnnA 3 года назад +54

    I've noticed that a lot of their names happen to be Alex's.
    Great job btw! You are very fun to listen to at night.

    • @DudleyaSetchellii
      @DudleyaSetchellii 3 года назад +2

      Kitboga should ask for Alex he spoke to earlier. See what they do.

    • @Tiffani_AnnA
      @Tiffani_AnnA 3 года назад +2

      @@DudleyaSetchellii I am watching one of his videos right now from 4 months ago and he is talking to 2 Alex's at the same time 😆

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 3 года назад +3

      Most scammers are named Alex and David I feel like.

    • @Tiffani_AnnA
      @Tiffani_AnnA 3 года назад +1

      @@nootnewt9323 oh gosh..absolutely!

    • @Bella.Parabellum
      @Bella.Parabellum 3 года назад

      And Mark 😄

  • @nishitshah4019
    @nishitshah4019 3 года назад +34

    Kit's eyebrows deserves their own channel

  • @TheChillyCucumber
    @TheChillyCucumber 3 года назад +3

    This one was amazing. Please make more like this. Absolute GOLD.

  • @Velo1010
    @Velo1010 3 года назад +5

    The reason I watch your channel is because sometimes I need a good laugh. Thanks for uploading these great videos.

  • @frozenlicks
    @frozenlicks 3 года назад +39

    Kitboga never fails to make me laugh whenever he sarcastically complements how good the scammers website is. Lol