D&D Story: He fell and hit the ground so hard he became a Swordmage

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  • Опубликовано: 21 фев 2018
  • This story comes from a Dungeons and Dragons game that had a lot of shenanigans including: a player who became a Swordmage by falling in a hole, a dragon we couldn't hit, my cleric punching a wall, and leaving another player in a hole for 3 days. Thanks for watching!
    Thanks Eric Johnsen for voicing your character from the game- Zod! / thecodfysh
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  • @Eagles4theewin
    @Eagles4theewin 6 лет назад +5165

    I once hit the ground really hard. Like really hard. Got a concussion instead of a magical sword. I feel cheated.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 6 лет назад +217

      With the amount of concussions I got as a child I should be at least a level 12 wizard

    • @nextdoorneighbour
      @nextdoorneighbour 6 лет назад +131

      blame the ground, that asshole owes me a magical sword as well.

    • @StormTheSquid
      @StormTheSquid 6 лет назад +73

      I never hit the ground, but I hit a lot of other things. Like walls. And tables. And doors. And chairs. And a couch. And a stove. And several vehicles. I should be at least a 20th level barbarian with the amount of HP I must've had as a kid.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 6 лет назад +25

      ヘイローキャラ I once hit a glass door in full sprint. Didnt see it... cause its glass. I think the place put stickers on the door after that.

    • @SushiElemental
      @SushiElemental 6 лет назад +16

      Always carry a cookie-cutter form of a sword with you and hold it in front of you when you fall. It just might work.

  • @Mr.Monacle
    @Mr.Monacle 6 лет назад +2341

    "10 FEET! THE HOLE WAS 10 FEET DEEP! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LOOK DOWN AND PULL ME OUT!"
    Glorious.

    • @IAmAlgolei
      @IAmAlgolei 6 лет назад +97

      In 1st edition, my players used to bury the unconscious people because they didn't bother to check if they were dead yet. (In 3rd edition terms, think of them as -1 hp and stabilised.)

    • @Mr.Monacle
      @Mr.Monacle 6 лет назад +4

      Nice.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 6 лет назад +37

      Algolei I see, that's the kind of shit that gets you haunted.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +1

      DynamicWorlds only if you die from it lol

    • @super_7710
      @super_7710 6 лет назад +12

      They couldn't see him since he was matte and dark-skinned lol. (Trying to say this in a way that doesn't get people shouting racist even though I'm describing a physical attribute of a fictional character.)

  • @TheAstyanii
    @TheAstyanii 6 лет назад +1282

    "Hey, a treasure room!"
    "Hey, a dragon!"
    "They probably have no relation whatsoever."

    • @adamcorfman573
      @adamcorfman573 6 лет назад +15

      None whatsoever! And we were still pretty much nubes at the time.

    • @spyette1028
      @spyette1028 4 года назад +6

      Yeah probably not his horde ya know

    • @CrazyLurker
      @CrazyLurker 4 года назад +22

      TheAstyanii the fight did took 2 hours so it’s understandable they forgot about the treasure room by the time they finished

    • @Nguyeningallday
      @Nguyeningallday 3 года назад

      Yeah no that was probably the dragon’s treasure hoard

    • @Otgel
      @Otgel 3 года назад +1

      @@spyette1028 yap, they go down they get fucked, they go up they get blinded, its hella convenient

  • @ThePianoKing64
    @ThePianoKing64 6 лет назад +557

    Nothing says D&D like punching a wall for 2 hours. I did the same but I punched that air so make it look like I was doing some martial arts to scare away the enemies but my charisma was too low.

  • @lordruxlinhogie5912
    @lordruxlinhogie5912 6 лет назад +2442

    Yep dragon hoard. You see a treasure but no dragon, that's obviously a trap. You see a dragon but no treasure, you damn well better find it.

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 5 лет назад +115

      Lord Ruxlin Hogie
      Ikr seems kinda dumb they forgot to get the treasure after beating the dragon.

    • @Lunar_Inferno
      @Lunar_Inferno 5 лет назад +42

      @@madhatten00 they could have just jumped back in the hole they fell in, or go back through the exit they came out of.

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 5 лет назад +34

      Cindy Ho ikr. Im one of those that reach the final room of the quest and then i will run back through every tunnel again just to make sure.

    • @jonathanhamilton6190
      @jonathanhamilton6190 5 лет назад +26

      madhatten00 2hr fight they where probably done at that point PCs and people wise

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 5 лет назад +10

      Jonathan Hamilton dm, a bit of a d... i wud fudge numbers if i know the party gonna win anyways just to not waste so much time.

  • @MrWhite5150Duke
    @MrWhite5150Duke 6 лет назад +2519

    I would have had a swordmage rip out of the old character's chest like an alien. If you're gonna go silly, don't skimp.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +37

      Duke5150 Chrona's Black Blood suggests that the Warlock would be in no condition for a Dragon Fight after that, unless the Cleric landed first and uses Hitting the Ground to Grant Resistance

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 5 лет назад +36

      yet somehow that makes more sense than "he hit the ground so hard he changed classes"

    • @jacksonayres6326
      @jacksonayres6326 4 года назад +19

      I introduced Delta Green agents like that in Call of Cthulhu. When my group failed the scenario, the players who's characters had died would return to the scene with pre-made Delta Green agents who had very low sanity, random phobias and compulsions, and were just ridiculous and heavily armed. Each agent would arrive on the scene in a ridiculous way, and every time one died another would immediately take their place, popping out of nowhere.
      In one module, a Delta Green agent kayaked out of the corpse of a Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath while wielding a rocket launcher.

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 4 года назад +3

      Da Kat ‘don’t skimp out’ not ‘don’t not make sense’

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 3 года назад +3

      Or maybe have him disturb a tomb and get possessed by the ghost of a swordmage?

  • @vigilantsycamore8750
    @vigilantsycamore8750 5 лет назад +385

    Well, it could have been worse: "I hit the ground so hard, I became Abserd"

    • @lisabriggs9064
      @lisabriggs9064 3 года назад +19

      I bet that fall was ABSERD-ly long.

    • @Aesculathehyena
      @Aesculathehyena 3 года назад +6

      It is great plan!

    • @fyrewolf7805
      @fyrewolf7805 3 года назад +3

      not really i mean hitting the ground so hard you develop a personality is more possible than hitting the ground so hard you acquire a new skill set.

    • @NiteArtorias
      @NiteArtorias 3 года назад +2

      @@fyrewolf7805 Abserd has every skillset at level 1 so i would still that's pretty ABSERD

    • @fyrewolf7805
      @fyrewolf7805 3 года назад +1

      @@NiteArtorias ok yeah i guess i was only thinking about the personality part of abserd

  • @DaGamerNurd
    @DaGamerNurd 5 лет назад +411

    More logical way to have him switch: When he hit the ground, he forgot all of his magic and saw a magic sword on the ground, with no warlock knowledge left in his head, he decides to pick up the sword and become a swordmage.

    • @glitterboy2098
      @glitterboy2098 4 года назад +40

      come across an ancient shrine. only Teifling can enter. the sword is stuck inside something.when he pulls it out, *boom* the shrine rewrites reality to make the Teifling a sword mage. bright light, when it dims the shrine is gone.

    • @RFDN0
      @RFDN0 4 года назад +14

      @@glitterboy2098 when the tyfling pulls it out a blinding light happens. When the light dies the tyfling looks different older. They were pulled to an alternate dimension and taught the way of the sword and the basics of channeling magic into it. They were away for a year in their prespective.

    • @firrigagamer8281
      @firrigagamer8281 4 года назад +7

      Or... that he hit his head so hard, he got concusses and suffered neural damage that makes it so that he can’t use spells unless it’s with a sword.

    • @RFDN0
      @RFDN0 4 года назад +3

      @@firrigagamer8281 Then how did he learn to use a sword and also learn special skills only usable when using magic through a sword?

    • @firrigagamer8281
      @firrigagamer8281 4 года назад +5

      RFDN0 He didn’t. He’s just really good at swinging things to hit stuff.

  • @ethansanborn3026
    @ethansanborn3026 6 лет назад +368

    That is a pretty darn cute black dragon

    • @haydenfrost2692
      @haydenfrost2692 5 лет назад +13

      That's puffin for you. Cute dragons and treasure hordes

    • @SoJoever
      @SoJoever 4 года назад +3

      Ethan Sanborn yea ok bard

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 года назад +2

      (in puffin's voice): Rar! Gonna get ya! Cause I'm...I'm a scary black dragon you guys!

    • @JamesM1994
      @JamesM1994 3 года назад

      @@WildBluntHickok Hey there, Mr. Black Dragon! Are you a friend of Whimsy's, by any chance?

  • @eyrie675
    @eyrie675 6 лет назад +319

    Wherever there's a dragon, there's a treasure hoard.

    • @Charmlethehedgehog
      @Charmlethehedgehog 6 лет назад +14

      and visa versa ;)

    • @milesedgeworth3667
      @milesedgeworth3667 6 лет назад +8

      Charmle not necessarily,there can be a treasure hoard without a dragon,but its usually a trap in those instances

    • @mildsatyr3731
      @mildsatyr3731 6 лет назад +23

      “Nobody leaves a treasure hoard just Lyin’ around” ... except dragons.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +4

      One does not simply find a few thousand GP plus Gems, without a Dragon.

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 5 лет назад +5

      The main thing is they beat the dragon and forgot to turn back for the gold

  • @justseffstuff3308
    @justseffstuff3308 6 лет назад +47

    5:06 *when you realize everyone forgot the treasures/single treasure you had been questing for*

  • @DustyTheKitty
    @DustyTheKitty 6 лет назад +83

    And I face palmed so hard I became a berserker.

  • @ShinyGreninja14
    @ShinyGreninja14 6 лет назад +865

    Maybe if someone had cast darkness, it would have cancelled out the spell that prevented you from seeing the dragon, flawless plan I know.

    • @seb24789
      @seb24789 6 лет назад +51

      Maybe he couldn´t because he was on a 20 ft train?

    • @giin97
      @giin97 6 лет назад +17

      Hehe, I get these references, I'm one of the cool kids now! *pushes up glasses*

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +17

      Shiny Greninja maybe it would have worked, except for the one crucial ingredient: they were out of Death Sticks

    • @MF-Spiffylad
      @MF-Spiffylad 6 лет назад +14

      Blue 64 That or we needed uh... to piss in a bucket.
      And throw it at the darkness.
      A mahogany table bucket!
      THIS IS THE FUTURE PEOPLE! TABLE BUCKETS!

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +2

      Spindan best comment ever

  • @dennisdeal3323
    @dennisdeal3323 6 лет назад +387

    I have pulled that on players. Ramp up their paranoia. Then hand them exactly what they were after.. On a silver and sometime gold platter. Then watch them as the group turns themselves inside out debating about whether it was trapped/cursed/or just a cheap copy..
    All I had to do was smile and occasionally roll the dice for no apparent reason..
    Ahh those were the times being a DM. It was well worth all the rest of the agonies...lol

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 6 лет назад +31

      Dennis Deal that makes it two of us, muahaha
      I once made a player fret so bad over a nearly harmless fungi that he pushed a lit torch on his own face

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 6 лет назад +17

      I'm going to start DM'ing for the first time soon. You guys are giving me so much inspiration.

    • @dennisdeal3323
      @dennisdeal3323 6 лет назад +33

      Just remember that it is never you against the players. You are there to provide the environment/world for them to play in. That world and environment is one where things will happen. Especially if the players make decisions that will have unintended consequences to their actions.
      When the DM smiles, it is already far too late.
      So smile all the time...... And have fun.

    • @Morshu_DarkSouls
      @Morshu_DarkSouls 6 лет назад +4

      Hugo Fontes Why would he push a lit torch in his face?

    • @giin97
      @giin97 6 лет назад +7

      Leevi Piittala maybe he thought he was hallucinating and the pain would shock him out of it?

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited
    @LibraGamesUnlimited 6 лет назад +37

    When I first started running Mutants & Masterminds on Roll20 (coming on a year ago) I had a lot of players coming and going (probably due to my being new and not being so good with the rules) so I had to come up with explinations for where characters were going and why new ones were showing up, often in the middle of the same story. So, I decided to just ignore it and act like the characters who vanished were never there and the new ones always were (which lead to a humorous retcon when a character with the ablility to become intangable and invisible, who was spying on a potiential criminal in her office, had to be switched out for a character with shrinking ability so he could be the one spying on her).
    Then recently, during a time travel story I reveilded to the players that this was, in fact, happening in the game world (people vanishing and new ones taking their place) because someone was messing with their history and reality but they were so close to it they didn't remember it happening.
    So, I managed to make it part of the story. :)

  • @CaptainShack
    @CaptainShack 6 лет назад +308

    Love this channel :D

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 6 лет назад +1549

    If concussions gave power at this point i would be a level 20 multiclass fighter-wizard with every single spell in my book, every ability would be at least 14+ and i would have 5 or 6 feats.
    I wasn't a smart kid.

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 6 лет назад +21

      Francesco pats your head*dont worry...none of us were or still are

    • @scrublordkoish2373
      @scrublordkoish2373 6 лет назад +19

      Long ago when I was first introduced to D&D 5e I was playing the average chaotic evil edgy necromancer because I loved being one and it was something I could easily fall back on. One thing about that guy though was that he had a habit of falling, a lot, and always flat on his face regardless of situation. (It even became a running joke since my characters always seemed to have the same problem)
      So if concussions gave powers that guy would have basically killed the main antagonist with his newly found unlimited power and murder-death-kill anyone who would even try and disturb his research afterwards.

    • @name-du9ty
      @name-du9ty 6 лет назад

      Francesco WELP

    • @Atheismo9760
      @Atheismo9760 6 лет назад +7

      Wouldn't the concussions change your known abilities and spells all the time? One moment you're trying to cast fireball, the next you remember that you're a ranger now.

    • @Mathignihilcehk
      @Mathignihilcehk 6 лет назад +6

      Don't pat his head! Why would you do that, your heartless, horrible creature! You'll give him flashbacks!

  • @JusticeKazzy
    @JusticeKazzy 6 лет назад +1978

    You mean a SWORDcerer? Hehehe

    • @lamcb.9476
      @lamcb.9476 6 лет назад +11

      Hesakii Hesakii lmao, ahhh my poor lungs

    • @JusticeKazzy
      @JusticeKazzy 6 лет назад +4

      Lamc B. Thanks

    • @godofzombi
      @godofzombi 6 лет назад +5

      Ok thats a good one.

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 6 лет назад +7

      I can't come up with a better pun without resorting to vulgarities... well done.

    • @pechum7361
      @pechum7361 6 лет назад +11

      Hesakii Hesakii Or a Wizsword? Eh? Eh?

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 4 года назад +55

    ...Why didn't he just, like, have the tiefling find a magic artifact that changed his class? Like an actual magic sword that turns you into a sword mage if you pick it up? That would have made more sense and been a lot cooler.

    • @kismethappel7811
      @kismethappel7811 2 года назад +5

      He doesnt seem like the most creative guy in the world.

  • @WakkasLove
    @WakkasLove 5 лет назад +220

    I laughed until I cried. "He fell so hard he became a swordmage." LOL Also, that dragon was way too cute to kill.

    • @811brian
      @811brian 3 года назад +5

      That’s how he animates his dragons

  • @Tracer_Krieg
    @Tracer_Krieg 6 лет назад +862

    Why not just have the guy fall into one of these portals, and come out warped and changed due to some dimensional shenanigans? And when he climbs out, the portal closes behind him.

    • @lelandmartin3970
      @lelandmartin3970 6 лет назад +136

      Could even just be a portal to a alternate reality where the two switched places.
      Now the other group has a warlock and this one has a swordmage.

    • @lukasz1kier
      @lukasz1kier 6 лет назад +27

      Just switch to alternative dimension where everything worked exactly the same but tiefling was diffrent class

    • @godofzombi
      @godofzombi 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah like chief O'Brien in DS9.

    • @matheustran8009
      @matheustran8009 6 лет назад +36

      Jacob Sailer he fell into a portal, hit his head so hard he became a sword mage and fell back through the same portal back into our world

    • @Mr.Monacle
      @Mr.Monacle 6 лет назад +30

      My character once died, and the dm let me come back as a different class. The different class was a homebrew I needed to playtest and the reason I got to play the same character was because my character was super stubborn and literally just refused to die. The DM made this explanation before I picked the character back up. He was going to have us kill her because she willed herself into a state of undeath.

  • @Gingerbred_Hed
    @Gingerbred_Hed 6 лет назад +121

    "IT WAS 10 FEET DEEP!!!"

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 6 лет назад +11

      At least he was still conscious. There is a tendency in games I play for my characters to be carried around unconscious for days without any attempt by my party to actually heal them. In fact just a few days ago I was playing in a campaign that saw my character get drugged and put into a cocoon by a spider demon. After reluctantly saving me and slaying the creature some of the party members elected to just drag him along for hours on a dirt path through the woods while he was sleeping. I was checked into the inn of the next town we visited as luggage. Eventually the innkeeper discovered that there was something alive in the sack and cut me out. I hadn't eaten in days but I managed to barter a meal out of him in exchange for all the money I had on me. It becomes even better when you realize that my character is a monk who is considered an ambassador from Heaven to the Realm of Man. (The system is a brand-new one based in medieval Japan that I've helped alpha test and beta test the last two years so I've been playing this for as long as it has existed.)

    • @Novumic
      @Novumic 6 лет назад +4

      At least you have material to condemn them all to hell.

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 6 лет назад +2

      I'm the only human in our group which consists of an Oni (Hell Ogre), Bakeneko(Twin-tailed Cat), and Youma (Soul Vampire). Putting them into hell wouldn't work.

    • @IAmAlgolei
      @IAmAlgolei 6 лет назад +2

      My party once carried my character around for 3 hours because I was too tired to do math. I had 21 hit points and took 17 damage, and thought I was at -4 (because, y'know...17-21 = -4, right?). Three hours later, my DM caught my mistake when I recounted how I'd fallen in the fight, and he realised his monster did 17 damage against my 21 hp, not the other way around. So my character suddenly woke up and thanked the others for the pleasant nap!

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 6 лет назад +1

      If I throw them to the void then they tend to come back as horrible monsters bent on revenge. At least that's what happened the last time a party member was tied up and shoved through a void portal.

  • @lapraspurple6427
    @lapraspurple6427 6 лет назад +124

    Wait, the dragon cast darkness? That's the tiefling's job.

    • @haselni
      @haselni 6 лет назад +7

      Blind the whole party on turn one? You must be thinking of Drow.

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 Год назад +1

      ​@@haselniits a refference to an old video

  • @Mernom
    @Mernom 4 года назад +43

    I mean, if makes sense. He hit the so hard, he broke into an alternative reality where he was a sword mage. Meanwhile, same same swordmage also fell, and hit the ground so hard he broke into an alternative reality where he was a warlock.

  • @dorkyface
    @dorkyface 6 лет назад +2507

    In all honestly, having a player fall so hard he splatters into something else seems hilarious. My game's not at all serious (on the roleplaying side, at least. We more or less stick to the rules), so something like this would be fine if I gave a funny enough explanation
    (Ex: The PC's souls pissed off G-d so much, G-d threw him back in frustration, where he slammed back into the earth, reincarnated. A potted plant fell and landed on top of him, and thought to itself, *oh no, not AGAIN*.)
    Maybe this is how I'll introduce my next NPC. Hmmm.....

    • @Atheismo9760
      @Atheismo9760 6 лет назад +29

      Kinda like a goldfish turning into a corpse?

    • @daltonlove706
      @daltonlove706 6 лет назад +35

      Hitchhiker's Guide reference?

    • @Atheismo9760
      @Atheismo9760 6 лет назад +15

      If you're asking me, no. It's a critical role reference.
      ruclips.net/video/prJcs6WcnDo/видео.html

    • @ILuvKonata
      @ILuvKonata 6 лет назад +25

      Hah..... Hitchhikers Guide reference. That was great.

    • @carriekennedy9103
      @carriekennedy9103 6 лет назад

      dork yface I

  • @metalbag8874
    @metalbag8874 6 лет назад +207

    Wall punching sounds like something a barbarian would do. But okay, I'll buy it.

    • @bobchipman4473
      @bobchipman4473 6 лет назад +11

      Matthew Bishop actually of all the class changes via head trauma. That seems like the one that could happen by just giving the character brain damage or something

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 6 лет назад +9

      Technically, a 5e Barbarian can maintain their Rage by attacking the air or punching himself. Maintaining it just requires attacking or being attacked each round. Enemy out of your attack ranges? Stab the ground.

    • @Evinthal84
      @Evinthal84 6 лет назад +3

      Things like that is why in 4th edition they (WotC) had to come up with an FAQ ruling that something had to pose a credible threat to you (and your party) in order for attacks like the clerics healing at-will to work. This is also know as "Bag of Rats"

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 3 года назад

      Bryan Woods so barbarian is basically tank from Left 4 Dead then

  • @laffinggas8068
    @laffinggas8068 4 года назад +19

    -Players hit the ground so hard that one of them spats into a full new class.
    -No fall damage
    *- N O F A L L D A M A G E .*

  • @qwer58j
    @qwer58j 3 года назад +6

    2:09 You get to a point after playing video games for a while where you can predict most boss fights just by the shape/size of the room.

  • @shillinhite3911
    @shillinhite3911 6 лет назад +18

    That dragon is the most adorable thing ever ^_^

  • @Confused_Master
    @Confused_Master 6 лет назад +178

    An easier explanation... Warlock had training in swords all along, when they fell they broke their staff or something, and grabbed a nearby sword which coincidentally was enchanted!
    Boom, done :/

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 6 лет назад +53

      "Actually I broke my pact last night because I got a better offer. The whole fight was in my soul... I think? I'm not super privy to the details, regardless I'm now no longer beholden to my old patron AND I got this sword out of it!"
      "But where did you get the spells from?"
      "It's called reading something that isn't the same religious text all the time, try it."

    • @adamcorfman573
      @adamcorfman573 6 лет назад +3

      I like that a lot better than what you're probably going to see Ben explain in the next video of how I got the sword and the consequences of it.

  • @trevorp8124
    @trevorp8124 5 лет назад +15

    Me, a pleb: My setting allows class changing because the plane is insular and recycles souls rather than sends them to an afterlife, so it's them experiencing past lives
    Puffin, an intellectual:

  • @TheInstinctWithinV2
    @TheInstinctWithinV2 5 лет назад +121

    "Tyfling"??? I always thought it was pronounced "Tea-fling" like "Tier" or something. Not gonna stop saying Tea fling

    • @Naquiira
      @Naquiira 4 года назад +25

      Tyfling is wrong pronunciation, it's actually teafling or teefling or something of the sorts. It's something a lot of people get wrong apparently.

    • @ritymeez
      @ritymeez 3 года назад +8

      It's spelled Teifling, and it's pronounced TEEF-lings

    • @SchwhatNow
      @SchwhatNow 3 года назад +20

      You are correct. The name "Tiefling" is German as the word breaks down into two parts. "Tief" means "Deep" and "ling" means "offspring" in reference to the fact that devils come from the lower planes and that the Tieflings are descended from them in some capacity.

    • @ZamersYT
      @ZamersYT 3 года назад +11

      @@SchwhatNow can we start a petition to have all tieflings that are pronounced tyfling be drawn wearing ties? neck ties, bow ties, bolo ties?

    • @st.zahren5683
      @st.zahren5683 3 года назад +2

      it's pronounced Fee-flung

  • @Rathkryn
    @Rathkryn 6 лет назад +74

    This reminds me of a session from last night. I was in a cave with goblins sniping us and hiding. The last round I had taken the dodge action. So of course nothing attacked me. So this round the only enemy I know of is the one that's been knocked unconscious, is 35 feet away and ten feet up on a ledge. My barbarian throws a javelin at him. The other players "calmly" ask why I'm attacking the one that's already down. IC: It was to make sure he's dead. OOC: It was so my rage wouldn't fall off.
    The answer is usually going to be _Because mechanics._

    • @kingcole5977
      @kingcole5977 6 лет назад +10

      Outrageous actions prevent you being out of rage.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +3

      Unarmed Strike yourself in the face Bonus Action, then Dodge Primary Action lol Edit: that probably wouldn't work lol

    • @clawzdayz980
      @clawzdayz980 6 лет назад +1

      yeah as soon as i see one of my players treating it as ''mechanics'' and not a world i homebrew those shit mechanics.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +5

      Clawz Dayz specifically his Rage which grants non-magical Bludgeoning + Piercing + Slashing Resistance required him to use his Action to attack an enemy, otherwise, it wears off, and he'd be forced to expend one of his limited Rage Slots (which is not unlimited until Lv 20) as a Bonus Action on his next Turn, meanwhile, he's Open Season because his Rage wears off at the end of his turn, so between Turns, he's a bigger bullseye than a Shield of Missile Attraction Curse on a Naked Bard
      If I'm not mistaken, he'd be under a Frenzied Rage specifically for this additional restriction, it's because he's getting a very hefty boost (1 extra Attack per Turn) in addition to his Rage Bonuses, so he'd mutilate a Corpse it allowed him one extra Turn of it lol

  • @manyvoices7112
    @manyvoices7112 6 лет назад +164

    Just go back to the cave and get the treasure man. Bring carts. If it's a true dragon hoard, it's probably hundreds of pounds of coinage and other random stuff. Mules are really cheap, hook 2 of them to a cart!

    • @TheBrothergreen
      @TheBrothergreen 6 лет назад +21

      You go back and someone else has already cleaned it out.

    • @IAmAlgolei
      @IAmAlgolei 6 лет назад +16

      This explains that unguarded treasure hoard my party and I found that one time!

    • @adamcorfman573
      @adamcorfman573 6 лет назад +5

      We couldn't go back. The hoard was sealed off by (you guessed it: magic) and the only way into that cave was through a DARK portal that got us there in the first place and was gone forever after we exited after fighting the dragon.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад

      Worse: you can go back for the Treasure, but the Sword Mage will switch back! Plus, all of the crazy Illusions will be back

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart 5 лет назад +1

      @@adamcorfman573 Couldn't just jump back down the hole?

  • @solar2696
    @solar2696 5 лет назад +32

    Cool, I want to be a swordmage too!
    *smacks head*
    *get's permanent brain damage*

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 4 года назад +3

      "Im sorry Mr and Misses Solar, but the damage is... terminal..."
      *Sobbing) Did they at least get their magic sword?
      ". . . Thats not how . . . medicine.... how do you think"
      Doctor.exe has crashed

    • @mrcrowdonotsteal
      @mrcrowdonotsteal 4 года назад +1

      Joseph: OH NO!

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 года назад +3

      Permanent brain damage? "I said Swordmage not Barbarian!"

  • @xRussianbishop
    @xRussianbishop 3 года назад +4

    Ben. “ I want to change classes “
    DM And Party “ Nooooo”
    Tiefling “ I want to change classes”
    Dm. ”.Ok so i drop you on your head”

  • @deanreaver3268
    @deanreaver3268 6 лет назад +47

    How I would have done the class swap is have the character fall through a magic gate that was set as a trap. Because that asks if he's alright, turns out he is until they figure out he's a different class. He says he was always this class. Eventually the party figures out through the contradictions in memory between hem and the party that he's actually another version of hem from a parallel universe and they just swapped places with each other through the trap.

  • @eantropix
    @eantropix 6 лет назад +61

    He hit the ground so hard he broke the matrix and managed to change his class

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 6 лет назад +4

    That dragon is absurdly adorable

  • @troodon1096
    @troodon1096 5 лет назад +4

    "Where should I put all this valuable treasure?" "Eh, just fling it in the treasure hole. I'm tired of always tripping over it."

  • @Nohoth
    @Nohoth 6 лет назад +84

    god I love these stories.

  • @NEJersey
    @NEJersey 6 лет назад +11

    I just noticed you made 100k. Congrats. I've been with you since you had around 10k. You are still my favorite storytelling animator. DnD Forever!

  • @inanwlf1841
    @inanwlf1841 6 лет назад +7

    “The mage cast his dark magic straight at him, while he was distracted.. stealing his powers.”
    Suddenly he decided to have a quick training montage, boom.

  • @spikkle2627
    @spikkle2627 6 лет назад +1

    This one was incredible, and well told too! Loving these videos :)

  • @TheBigFattyDoink
    @TheBigFattyDoink 6 лет назад +38

    You did a really great job with the drawing, the quality is definitely going up (: keep up the great videos.

  • @Matt-jn6qv
    @Matt-jn6qv 6 лет назад +41

    If only one of you were a *WARLOCK*

  • @elinelson7822
    @elinelson7822 4 года назад +8

    The dragon: I cast dArkness

    • @Icabobify
      @Icabobify 4 года назад +1

      I CAST MY MACE! HA HA, EAT COLD STEEL YOU SCALEY CRETIN!

  • @TheBerchie
    @TheBerchie 6 лет назад +3

    I was playing in a Castles and Crusades game a couple of years back. My group ran into a black dragon in his lair and we fought him. After we killed the black dragon, Kevin (the barbarian of the group), drops a dagger right next to the corpse of the black dragon and saids, "He was coming at us with a knife, we had to defend ourselves."

  • @Eagles4theewin
    @Eagles4theewin 6 лет назад +310

    Pretty gross that you fisted a wall for two hours

    • @Equinox2149
      @Equinox2149 6 лет назад +9

      Sam Kasura it can take it

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 6 лет назад +8

      i commend you both on your stamina.

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 6 лет назад +9

      Walls love being fisted.... makes them hard.

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 6 лет назад +3

      Aeroldoth3
      yeah but it takes a really big fist for them to notice something going through their passages.

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 6 лет назад +4

      Blue 64
      congratulations, you have won

  • @chaddixon9764
    @chaddixon9764 6 лет назад +464

    This is why you do *not* fix out of game problems with in game solutions. Player changes class? He was always that class, problem solved.

    • @Rathkryn
      @Rathkryn 6 лет назад +151

      I think it would be better to just have him find the sword, pick it up and voila, *magic!* He's now a new class.

    • @Humble197
      @Humble197 6 лет назад +24

      You could always just have a monster do it. Homebrew one and easy.

    • @KC-zc8ic
      @KC-zc8ic 6 лет назад +46

      Lucas Akame as he’s falling in the hole, he sees a sword. Reaches out to it, misses, but it glows, rockets from the side of the hole, and slowly glides them down to safety.

    • @malcomchase9777
      @malcomchase9777 6 лет назад +69

      I mean, malfuctioning magic item/magic place is a good way to add magic to someone AND it can be a cool piece of lore. "The ruby you found had the spirit of a sorcerer inside, and now it's trying to control you. You got magic, but you need to get rid of the spirit soon. Hide it for now while we finish the main quest."

    • @Humble197
      @Humble197 6 лет назад +2

      he already had magic though so a little weirder to pull.

  • @xxenogear
    @xxenogear 6 лет назад

    Brilliant, absolutely BRILLIANT!!!. I love these bits

  • @LuminousLead
    @LuminousLead 6 лет назад

    I love these stories. The images are getting better too! I appreciate the derpy expression the dragon had.

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 6 лет назад +35

    well, too late now. the dragon's horde was probably divided up among leprechauns and is now lying at the end of multiple rainbows.

  • @zrty6512
    @zrty6512 6 лет назад +23

    Should of thrown a rock at the treasure to see if it was fake, if it flys through its fake

    • @Dorian_sapiens
      @Dorian_sapiens 6 лет назад +9

      Something tells me it was a trap either way.

    • @georgesears934
      @georgesears934 6 лет назад +7

      What if the moment you throw the rock an illusion of the rock is placed over the real rock, and at the moment the real rock comes in contact with the gold the illusion rock bounces off while the real one passes through leaving you none the wiser?

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад

      Matthew Bishop Anti-Magic Shield

    • @mishmash7466
      @mishmash7466 6 лет назад

      Zachary Rivera p

    • @somebody3639
      @somebody3639 5 лет назад

      @@georgesears934 Damn, the DM'd have to be some time of *DEVIL* to do that!

  • @cadabanban5382
    @cadabanban5382 5 лет назад

    Really like ur style so true about everything. I played a lot and started GM because some of my friend were literally killing me with laugh because of their stories (hand written) or interventions, programing,etc etc

  • @erutryszed2301
    @erutryszed2301 6 лет назад

    Friggin love all of your videos man, keep up the amazing content!

  • @necrosylum.l3013
    @necrosylum.l3013 6 лет назад +3

    I really like these little stories, but i also would like to hear more of those longer stories.

  • @Platonis-The-Warlock
    @Platonis-The-Warlock 6 лет назад +523

    I think if i ever again will play any D&D game, after any character death or gm idiotic idea. My reaction would be - "screw you guys i'm going -home- to tavern/brothel."

  • @GamingforGrace
    @GamingforGrace 5 лет назад

    Your videos are sooo good man. Very entertaining. Love it

  • @Gu5A2
    @Gu5A2 5 лет назад +3

    Your dragons are just too adorable

  • @cathalhughes5996
    @cathalhughes5996 6 лет назад +103

    So did the dragon cast darkness?

    • @adamcorfman573
      @adamcorfman573 6 лет назад +9

      The dragon was smart yes. I was not so much in that 5th ed. campaign. When I cast darkness on the dragon, and then learned that it was bad for us, good for the dragon: that was the moment I knew ... I f*cked up.

    • @retro5293
      @retro5293 5 лет назад +1

      Stonersloth Hughes only 90s kids remember

    • @aniallater33
      @aniallater33 4 года назад

      Yup, but unfortunatly the players had Truesight.

  • @shanemacmillan5732
    @shanemacmillan5732 5 лет назад +16

    Here's my 30 second attempt at how I'd GM it.
    "While walking along the path a strange feeling comes over you and beckons you off the path. Following this feeling out of morbid curiosity you find a chalice filled with a dark, foul smelling liquid atop a pedestal. Your hand seems to command itself in grabbing the ornate object. What do you do?"
    Drinks: "You feel as though your head has been split open by a battleaxe as your previous abilities are stripped from your mind. The new information flooding in only serves to make this pain worse. As you regain your composure you revel in your new abilities as a swordmage."
    Doesn't drink: Something along the lines of, "The pedestal and chalice dispensary."
    Modify as necessary.

    • @lizzie5608
      @lizzie5608 4 года назад +2

      Shane MacMillan
      The way you wrote that, its brilliant!

  • @jandorcaptain4103
    @jandorcaptain4103 3 года назад

    i binged your videos in the last few days this wall punching really made me laught

  • @lhm6649
    @lhm6649 6 лет назад

    this was wonderful story telling and humorous too!-well done!

  • @lauravturner
    @lauravturner 6 лет назад +550

    I laughed so much. This was beautiful. Your DM and Teifling seem pretty shit, but luckily charismatic.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 6 лет назад +3

      Mamamew TheRani Diplomancy!!!

    • @adamcorfman573
      @adamcorfman573 6 лет назад +5

      I was hesitant to change at first. I liked my Warlock, but the GM said there needed to be another defender class in the group since someone else, Paladin in the group, left the party as he moved to another state.

    • @ivaldi13
      @ivaldi13 6 лет назад +36

      That's dumb. Mandating a certain party dynamic like that is just indicative of his own inability to adjust encounters.

    • @Doctor_Hazard
      @Doctor_Hazard 6 лет назад +14

      yeah that sucks. My players consist of a rogue, a ranger, and a sorcerer. Super squishy, hard to make encounters for. A good DM knows how to adjust things to make a game fun.

    • @theDMLair
      @theDMLair 6 лет назад +17

      And good players learn how to take on encounters that aren't hand-crafted just for them.

  • @gnarthdarkanen7464
    @gnarthdarkanen7464 6 лет назад +378

    Okay, so I'm a bit warped...
    On the one hand, you've got a hilarious story full of quippy moments because the GM's creativity isn't flowing quite as liberally as he'd like. Happens to the best of us... Usually there's some sleep-dep' going on behind the scenes, but it still happens.
    On the other hand, I can't help noticing a kind of disturbing trend when I start thinking about any of this... Is this possibly what happens when you post for Players or GM's on Craigslist... and then take whoever shows up?
    Love the humor, Puffin, no matter how you get there... AND your art steadily improves. :o)

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +18

      gnarth d'arkanen nah, he goes a step further and actually goes to Adventure League

    • @idavisband
      @idavisband 6 лет назад +2

      gnarth d'arkanen lol

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +7

      Nathan Holstrom only if they are below Lv 6, after that, he's stuck with it, and according to the dialogue, they're pretty deep in the campaign, so, likely Lv 7, as that's when the Spells start getting worth a damn. (I play a Lv 1 Shadow Sorceress, I should know when the Spells start becoming amazing)

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +5

      Nathan Holstrom it's a rule in Adventure League, once you get past Lv 5, no more changes to the Character, if you don't like the fact that you are playing a character with the behavioral capacity of Luna Lovegood with none of the intelligence, but you just hit Lv 6, you have 2 options, find a way to lose a Level (I suggest Wish Spell), or Death (I suggest making love to an Ooze), option 3 is to suck it up because you are stuck with whatever Race, Class, & Background is on your Sheet. It's a rule, and it's set by Wizards of the Coast, Copyright Holders of D&D.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +6

      Nathan Holstrom you would be forced to start the different Character over at Lv 1. Any RATIONAL person would simply deal with the consequences, which is the entire interesting point that drives any worthy campaign, if you really want to change that badly, I suggest Wish Spell, because it would work, and doesn't entirely derail everything, hell, it might even be fun to go hunting for the stuff required to Cast it, including someone or something that is capable. If you have such a problem with the company that owns the content, then I suggest you stop using their products and simply move on with your life, complaining to Random people on the internet about the company is simply providing them with free Advertising, they're not even paying you and you already did 2 posts mentioning them directly, clearly you don't have such a bad hatred for them as you claim, otherwise you wouldn't be ranting about them, you'd simply be doing better things with your time.

  • @zerdius2008
    @zerdius2008 6 лет назад

    Your stories are always so much fun to hear.

  • @lucastvms
    @lucastvms 6 лет назад

    Man!! I literally love your videos * - *

  • @haloreaper1018
    @haloreaper1018 6 лет назад +10

    It would have made more sense if he forgot how to use all of his magic and decided to fight with his fists like a monk, or if he did learn the new skills maybe the magic sword could have been at the bottom of the hole and touching it gave him those new abilities

  • @twinodoom
    @twinodoom 5 лет назад +4

    He hit the ground so hard, he ruptured reality and got replaced with a different version of himself.

  • @Xcalaber15
    @Xcalaber15 6 лет назад

    as someone who is going to play dnd for the first time in like a week, its so cool to hear these funny stories. Its getting me excited to play with my own friends and forge my own experiences. I seriously can't wait to play now. Also these stories are really interesting and animation really brings it together. I just stumbled upon this channel, but I'm glad i did

  • @levijohansen1482
    @levijohansen1482 3 года назад +1

    This is about to come up in EVERYONES recommended 3 years later.

  • @dopeg815
    @dopeg815 5 лет назад +3

    I live for your d and d stories

  • @johnogrady3999
    @johnogrady3999 6 лет назад +6

    In Soviet Russia the dragon casts darkness on you

  • @Row2501
    @Row2501 6 лет назад

    Dude, this channel is awesome!

  • @svennoren9047
    @svennoren9047 3 года назад +2

    "I want to use a sword in addition to magic!"
    DnD: We must come up with a complicated way for you to change your class!
    Mythras: OK. Go buy a sword and find someone to train you.
    (Edit: removed snark).

  • @mrcomp1971
    @mrcomp1971 6 лет назад +63

    I don't even play tabletop games but these videos are really enjoyable nonetheless.

    • @somebody3639
      @somebody3639 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr, They actually got me into them!
      P.S. it's called Tabletop RPG's, not games. A game would be like, Monopoly, or Uno.

  • @rasmusnielsen6014
    @rasmusnielsen6014 5 лет назад +16

    Punching a wall to fight the enemy... Hmmm, i'm getting a Jojo's vibe.

  • @danielnierenberg7806
    @danielnierenberg7806 6 лет назад

    I can't tell if your campaigns are hilariously frustrating or frustratingly hilarious. Thank you!

  • @ArataKokonoexNinex
    @ArataKokonoexNinex 6 лет назад

    Oh man I love your videos Ben! They are so funny and entertaining.

  • @kara0keit308
    @kara0keit308 6 лет назад +10

    I had a party of comrades in a 3.5 D&D campagin that kill a lvl15CR dragon in 1 turn of group's initiative. Because the Dm's xoxoBFF friend was a Red Wizard of Thay with spells from Faerun dropping a spell that had no Saving throw and no magic resistance, that made the dragon go prone and some other shit. We were playing a "vanilla D&D campagin with only PHB1 and DM's manual + monster manuals", I was the rogue to which from lvl 10 onwards everything was getting immune to crits or Sneak attacks (so yeah, I was already pretty annoyed since day1). So when fighting a dragon, my rogue "smartly" ditched off the party a couple of turns before the fight and went around to get into the dragon's treasure cave to pick up the item I thought we needed to kill the beast. Well, by the time I got there the dragon was dead. And surprise, the rogue got no exp for that encounter, even thou on the next play I remember debunking the Red wizard's OP spell, stating that it had a saving throw. All in all, things like your vid or my experience sucks hard balls, but the Dm is usually trying to make a playground for everybody, so we can't ask him/her to burn in hell whenever they drop the ball ^^

    • @Riftweaver1981
      @Riftweaver1981 6 лет назад +1

      ok... so what was the spell? and how did the dragon die so quick? you spent a lot of time explaining how cool you thought you were, but nothing explaining what actually happened

    • @kara0keit308
      @kara0keit308 6 лет назад

      Don't remember the spell, it's been like 6 years since that campaign. Nontheless, I did a little research and I belive he had spells from PgtF (cuz' I remember him casting Nybor this Nybor that).
      On the second question: The party was big, so having a prone enemy would pay huge dividends. I belive we were a Hammer of Moradin, a Bard/dragon plate(or something dragon like), a druid, x2 hunters, an assassin/ww, a Priest Hierophant/Mystic theurge and the Red Wizard (with his empowered spells from his cult, not sure if he was already an Archmage by that time, he was one at the end of that campaign thou). Edit: a Barbarian also, same character from a previous campaign of the Dm that started playing in this new campaign with all of what he had won/got: so this guy was particular ahead on the magic item curve, compared to all the other newly crafted pgs of this campaing
      As for your last part of your comment, I tried to make my experience brief, trying to get to the point. Otherwise nobody got time to read the story of ones life from a random dude. Cheers
      I guess I should also add, that the Gm was not expecting the Dragon to get steamrolled that bad. He was pretty shocked and sad for what that happended (not even sure if some of the heavy melee hitters on the party rolled a 20 for free dmg on that fight, it's been to long: can't remember all the details).

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад

      Kara0ke IT I believe that there's a few videos on this channel about Power Gamers and pointing out the rules they're abusing to the GM

  • @Blakeo32
    @Blakeo32 6 лет назад +17

    About the cleric hitting the wall: In 4e there is a rule called legitimate targets; which states that the attack has to have a legitimate target in order to work. Now, I imagine that being three character the DM ignored this rule so the party could get on with the combat.
    The rule is there to prevent someone from carrying a bag of a hundred rats and doing breaking the system.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +3

      Blakeo32 the Wall is a legit Target, he was trying to trigger a Cave in with his Fist… he wasn't very good at it.

    • @JeremyMacDonald1973
      @JeremyMacDonald1973 6 лет назад +2

      The bag of rats rule can't be circumvented by lame excuses the player comes up with. A legitimate target must be a legitimate target. Almost surely one of the monsters in the room.

    • @szarekhthesilent2047
      @szarekhthesilent2047 3 года назад

      @@JeremyMacDonald1973 define, "attack" then...."I try to attack the legitimate monster in the rooms with shockwaves by punching the nearest wall"

    • @JeremyMacDonald1973
      @JeremyMacDonald1973 3 года назад

      @@szarekhthesilent2047 It is not attack we need to define but legitimate target - which the wall is not. I mean this so obviously falls under the Bag of Rats rule.

    • @szarekhthesilent2047
      @szarekhthesilent2047 3 года назад

      @@JeremyMacDonald1973 But the wall isn't the target. the dragon is. The Char just punches the wall to create the shockwaves, that are meant to "attack" the dragon.

  • @BlueNEXUSGaming
    @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад +1

    I love hearing about your (mis) adventures, looking forward to seeing your next upload. If you want a tip for saving time on the animation, Storyboard first, then do the Mouth, you do beautiful cinematic shots, it's low key stuff, sure, but you always put that attention to detail in that makes us rewind and pause for a good laugh (case in point: "Why was I given a Parachute? I'm a Bird!" LMAO)

  • @Raynor1052000
    @Raynor1052000 6 лет назад +2

    I recently played a 4th edition D&D game with me as the DM. My brother, the cleric, had a very bad relationship with the Dragonborn Swordmage we had, one of my good friends. Anyways, my brother decides he wants to retrain as a paladin, but didn't want to go through all the time required to retrain and level up. We devised a way that would be a little more flavorful than dropping down onto his head. Basically his cleric character went to sleep one night, and woke up with the mind and experience of another version of himself as a paladin. His soul would travel the astral plane while dreaming, but it wouldn't return to the correct body when he woke up. Since there are multiple dimensions in D&D, I thought it would be cool to include this idea in this story.

  • @jerric1228
    @jerric1228 6 лет назад +2

    Literally just began looking into how to make a sword mage because my daughter wanted to play a game as Nahiri, this video is a sign from the gods.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад

      Hexblade Pact Warlock in 5e, I suggest the Wikia & Wiki, just Google "5e Warlock Hexblade" and look for "wiki" in the URL, can't miss it, very thorough.

  • @tomon5598
    @tomon5598 6 лет назад +21

    Now you're on the ground because you.... fell

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 6 лет назад +4

      what a surprising plot twist

  • @mattterway6487
    @mattterway6487 6 лет назад

    Your drawings are getting better, keep it up!

  • @maglev957
    @maglev957 3 года назад

    I’ve never been in a tabletop RPG session in my life and I barely have a vague understanding of how they work but I still love these videos

  • @rabidseabee7229
    @rabidseabee7229 6 лет назад +19

    Puffin Forrest Underground treasure hoard = dragon lair 90% of the time, and Duerogar 10% of the time.

    • @GonnaDieNever
      @GonnaDieNever 6 лет назад +1

      [RG] Mad_Dog_Seabee sometimes it's that ooze that looks like gold coins though.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 6 лет назад

      Tancread of Galilee AU Elemental!

  • @jdorffer
    @jdorffer 6 лет назад +368

    Your saying tiefling wrong,

    • @sharpweasel2
      @sharpweasel2 6 лет назад +247

      You're saying "you're" wrong.

    • @thegreatbutterfly
      @thegreatbutterfly 6 лет назад +84

      John Flandorffer & sharpweasel2 You're using "wrong" incorrectly.

    • @sharpweasel2
      @sharpweasel2 6 лет назад +37

      thegreatbutterfly Good point

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 6 лет назад +93

      ^ this is why i do not allow english majors at my table.

    • @clauseclauseandclause1698
      @clauseclauseandclause1698 6 лет назад +9

      Your punctuation is wrong. (I wanted to hop on the train.)

  • @atomykebonpyre
    @atomykebonpyre 4 года назад +1

    I hit my head so hard i learned all the secrets to magic itself and that's how I became a wizard

  • @KenjisGamingDen
    @KenjisGamingDen 6 лет назад

    Man you sound like an amazing guy to play any tabletop game with , Your characters and stories are hilarious

  • @Sara-nz5wt
    @Sara-nz5wt 6 лет назад +33

    I have a Tiefling Warlock that is a pyromantic sniper.. I love her so much.

    • @zygardegodslayer4750
      @zygardegodslayer4750 6 лет назад +1

      Sara Raksnis "pyromantic"?
      That a new archetype oooorrr?

    • @Atheismo9760
      @Atheismo9760 6 лет назад +2

      It'd be a shame... if they fell and hit the ground REALLY hard.

    • @Sara-nz5wt
      @Sara-nz5wt 6 лет назад +3

      zygardegodslayer no, it just the DM kept giving me fire staffs and a fire glyph wand.. I blew up 6 people and killed them.. my deity was very happy.

    • @Sara-nz5wt
      @Sara-nz5wt 6 лет назад +2

      zygardegodslayer also, I'm immune to fire, but I'm not sneaky.. I rolled a 1 for my very first sneak attack..

    • @Matt-jn6qv
      @Matt-jn6qv 6 лет назад

      Not as much as I love my halfelf charlatan warlock

  • @markky3050
    @markky3050 5 лет назад +7

    My reaction to the gold pile was immediately "Dragon!". The boss fight only confirmed it was real in my eyes.

  • @calmarac
    @calmarac 6 лет назад

    I literally only found this channel yesterday I have now watched all the videos! XD WHOOPS

  • @-Meatlorf
    @-Meatlorf 5 лет назад

    This is genuinely one of your greatest animations.

  • @kevintheradioguy131
    @kevintheradioguy131 6 лет назад +61

    THAIFLING!
    *THAIFLING!*
    *_THAIFLING!_*
    fuck~

    • @Dorian_sapiens
      @Dorian_sapiens 6 лет назад +1

      And now he has me doing it, too, half the time. >:/

    • @kevintheradioguy131
      @kevintheradioguy131 6 лет назад +1

      The horror!

    • @Dijeouni
      @Dijeouni 6 лет назад +10

      He hit the ground so hard he messed up how to properly say TEEFling. >:U

    • @adamcorfman573
      @adamcorfman573 6 лет назад +1

      I always pronounced it Tie-fling as well. Just didn't sit right for me for some reason to say Tiefling as Tee-fling.

    • @SlyBlu7
      @SlyBlu7 6 лет назад +7

      Too many years of German language taught me that "when I and E go walking, E does all the talking." (and vise versa)
      And German actually follows this rule, unlike the "I before E, except after C" lie from English.
      So it is, and will always be, Teef-ling"

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 4 года назад +3

    "Oh did he now?"
    *takes a glance at all the past Ben stories
    . . . yea, he did. Did you expect him to warp to the moon and be stuck there, or something?

  • @AlexRedStar
    @AlexRedStar 5 лет назад

    Love your d and d stories and how you tell them i am still lauhing about the nelfishnae one aka the pig deamon😂😂

  • @gettogirl105
    @gettogirl105 4 года назад

    I love the way he draws dragons!