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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +164

    Get onto the Casual Criminalist:
    Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-casual-criminalist/id1545318164
    Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/47GOTAdcNOCEmtH2CuiJqD?si=4Q1EiWKFQCKKSxftmbXFAg
    Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/show/the-casual-criminalist
    RUclips: ruclips.net/channel/UCp1tsmksyf6TgKFMdt8-05Q

    • @SAVAGE-oe3fg
      @SAVAGE-oe3fg 3 года назад +8

      Please make a video on worst millitery mistakes like Bronkorspruit

    • @Zalor666
      @Zalor666 3 года назад +7

      there is in fact a comunist monopoly and its hillarious

    • @snakesaliva
      @snakesaliva 3 года назад +4

      @@Zalor666 please elaborate

    • @Zeon01
      @Zeon01 3 года назад +1

      Congrats on joining those of us with the Quest 2. Hope you enjoy it.

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 3 года назад +3

      Anti-Monopoly is a board game made by San Francisco State University Professor Ralph Anspach in response to Monopoly. The idea of an anti-monopoly board game dates to 1903 and the original Monopoly created by Lizzie Magie.

  • @Fadeddeath
    @Fadeddeath 3 года назад +1142

    Simon is a terrible negotiator... He started at 10k, forgot where he started and went up form 1k to 5k...

    • @JoshStLouis314
      @JoshStLouis314 3 года назад +139

      It's the Patrick Star negotiation technique.

    • @AM-st6ey
      @AM-st6ey 3 года назад +26

      SHHHHH!!!!!! don’t blow it

    • @michaelimbesi2314
      @michaelimbesi2314 3 года назад +84

      And we’re already above 9k likes. I can’t wait to see him play Raid Shadow Legends and roast the everloving shit out of it

    • @nurgle11
      @nurgle11 3 года назад +10

      @@michaelimbesi2314 9.4K Nearly there :D

    • @mandrewmanderson6282
      @mandrewmanderson6282 3 года назад +13

      Oh we're there

  • @MaxSMoke777
    @MaxSMoke777 3 года назад +98

    I pay RUclips $10 a month just to never interrupt a second of this sort of riveting video content. WORTH IT.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +31

      legend

    • @davidpevnick7270
      @davidpevnick7270 3 года назад +6

      Seems worth it... I listen to aloto f music and I really hate getting all into it and being violently ripped back to reality with some absurd, annoying advert....
      Makes me miss CDs lol

    • @davidpevnick7270
      @davidpevnick7270 3 года назад +3

      Then I remember how horrible it was when the music was loud and jamming out... then it skips like crazy town and it's a bummer 😕

    • @Notkalas
      @Notkalas 3 года назад +5

      I wouldn't advertise that I gave Google $10/month to do what adblock browser does for free, always. You should be using it by default anyway because loading malicious ads is by far the most common way malware infections happen.

    • @svancina
      @svancina 3 года назад

      I just fast forward through all the ads, then rewind to the beginning and watch in peace.

  • @piperjaycie
    @piperjaycie 3 года назад +438

    Danny’s just sat in the basement crying. Rubbing beard oil onto the slightly warm radiator he is chained to. Trying to remember if this is what the outside world really smells like. 😭😭😭

    • @TheJOA96
      @TheJOA96 3 года назад +38

      So.. bacillary everyone during quarantine? 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 3 года назад +8

      Awww :(

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +83

      Aren't we all.

    • @ericstamps4717
      @ericstamps4717 3 года назад +16

      Outside smells like covid. Unless you have it and lost your sense of smell :(

    • @HeyYoVio
      @HeyYoVio 3 года назад +8

      So that’s what happened to ETA. He’s in the basement with Danny. 😥

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +28

    4:05 - Chapter 1 - Raid shadow legends
    15:10 - Chapter 2 - Burger king
    15:50 - Chapter 2.1 - Whopper sacrifice
    19:40 - Chapter 2.2 - Ok Google
    20:40 - Chapter 2.3 - Twitch king
    24:45 - Chapter 3 - Production placement hell

  • @matthewwhite2155
    @matthewwhite2155 3 года назад +12

    I am convinced that Danny is actually Sam Beckett leaping from person to person, putting right what once went wrong, and that's why he has had so many varied experiences and professions, lol.

  • @jelmerbrandsma
    @jelmerbrandsma 3 года назад +293

    "I am inside a soldiers body" great out of context quote.

    • @ktlemongrass5129
      @ktlemongrass5129 3 года назад +2

      7:33 lol

    • @TheIndulged1
      @TheIndulged1 3 года назад +4

      Sound's like a old Navy game...

    • @7-ten
      @7-ten 3 года назад +2

      @@ktlemongrass5129 absolutely epic!
      Legend.

    • @felixsanders1691
      @felixsanders1691 3 года назад +2

      Hi there cabin boy

    • @micmac274
      @micmac274 3 года назад +1

      My sister-in-law and her husband have both been in the Army...

  • @stephen8406
    @stephen8406 3 года назад +186

    My absolute favorite part of Business Blaze is when Simon realizes he is only discussing the opener, usually 15 minutes in.

    • @gocybigt1
      @gocybigt1 3 года назад +1

      Right!!! Lol

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 3 года назад

      which was almost entirely just him shitting on a certain game.

    • @alyssabaerne9508
      @alyssabaerne9508 3 года назад

      Yeah then it kinda goes downhill, still a fun watch, but you've had the good stuff already

  • @davebee9651
    @davebee9651 3 года назад +233

    Entirely amused by the fact the first advert during this video was for Raid: Shadow Legends.

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 3 года назад +5

      I think those who shill for Raid Shadow Legends!!! must immediately afterwards feel they have sold their soul and their life is empty .... probably take up drinking, get a divorce and end up on a bridge without any shoes!

    • @chesh1rek1tten
      @chesh1rek1tten 3 года назад +5

      I've NEVER seen a raid shadow legends advert. Never.

    • @nate.2.2
      @nate.2.2 3 года назад +2

      Lol. Mine was Reddit🤣🤣🤣

    • @grapetoad6595
      @grapetoad6595 3 года назад +6

      Great ad for raid
      15 solid minutes ripping the shit out of it

    • @ShawnPJohnson
      @ShawnPJohnson 3 года назад +4

      Same
      Had to check it wasn't part of Simon's skit

  • @Shard113
    @Shard113 3 года назад +1

    I was about to complain about the amount of ads in this video, but the fact that one of the ads came in mid-fart, made me reconsider. That requires dedication.

  • @RobbbbC
    @RobbbbC 3 года назад +320

    I caught my son watching this garbage. Now all he does is read Marx, play Raid shadow legends, and seek investors in his pyramid sceme. Thanks, Danny.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +326

    "There should be a communist version of Monopoly"
    Actually there is, legit made by Hasbro! It's called Monopoly Socialism: Winning is for Capitalists

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 года назад +27

      Sounds like a socialist version more than a Communist version.

    • @anthonynieto5997
      @anthonynieto5997 3 года назад +7

      @@mentalpopcorn2304 wow you really need a drink my friend you took that way to seriously

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 года назад +19

      That’s what the original version of monopoly was supposed to be

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 года назад +10

      @@mentalpopcorn2304 Yo mate, I’m a socialist myself but you need to calm the fuck down man. These are J O K E S.

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 года назад +3

      @@anthonynieto5997 For real

  • @jacksone5856
    @jacksone5856 3 года назад +163

    Simon: I can't scream, it hurts my voice.
    ....
    Simon moments later: "Maximum Volume."
    And this is why I blaze.

    • @glennjamessephton7593
      @glennjamessephton7593 3 года назад +1

      he blaze to hide the pain

    • @simplyhuman3982
      @simplyhuman3982 Год назад

      I was trying to turn up my headphones when he did that. Got it fixed just in time. 😂

  • @aycockac
    @aycockac 3 года назад +94

    This video should have been ironically sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.

    • @MichaelP833
      @MichaelP833 3 года назад +1

      my question, how many people gave it a go after this video? or because of business blaze in general

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 3 года назад +1

      Plot twist, the first five minutes were a five figure pricetag raid commercial.

    • @computernaut
      @computernaut 3 года назад

      I was really hoping it would be.

    • @alyssabaerne9508
      @alyssabaerne9508 3 года назад

      Does an adread where the channel forgets to get the sponsorship FIRST still cound as sponsorship, maybe add some quotationmarks to it.... seen spiff do it more than enough,you gotta love your great yorkshire tea gold... oh and the queen ofcourse.... btw, dafuq am i saying, i'm not even brittish, oh well, must've been the wind, definitely not some sneaky advertising. 😝

  • @SpyralHax
    @SpyralHax 3 года назад +8

    I'd love a channel in the style of this one but focused on like celebrity gossip, conspiracy theories and stuff and just gotta call it "Allegedly". Simon you are an absolute legend my man.

  • @jerrywood4508
    @jerrywood4508 3 года назад +15

    You're right about live-streaming. You have to be absolutely fascinated by someone to be willing to watch them fumbling around for an hour. And seeing how Sam subtly subverts you in the edit is a big part of the pleasure of these. (This is when Sam would add a quick shot of that blond cartoon hero with his head thrown back in ecstasy.)

  • @jaybeemhardscrote7466
    @jaybeemhardscrote7466 3 года назад +150

    This video is brought to you by: Blaze: Absolute Legends!

  • @Laura-S196
    @Laura-S196 3 года назад +367

    Simon: “If this video gets ten thousand likes I will install RAID: Shadow Legends”. This video has 10k likes Simon, now you need to follow through and do that livestream.

    • @MistahBryan
      @MistahBryan 3 года назад +31

      Allegedly
      :)

    • @someoneelse9469
      @someoneelse9469 3 года назад +8

      it's at 17k now and it's not even been up for a week! 🤣

    • @joeywatch1145
      @joeywatch1145 3 года назад +6

      The game is about becoming a legend, allegedly.
      So he installed it, named his character Simon Whistler, and won the game.

    • @ctmackenn
      @ctmackenn 3 года назад +8

      At 18k likes and climbing. nearly double the original requirement. obviously people want to watch you smash your head in streaming this.

    • @randacnam7321
      @randacnam7321 3 года назад +1

      Technically, that means he no longer needs to install it once the video gets over 10,000 likes. Simon didn't say "if this video gets *over* 10,000 likes."

  • @ColaKitty9595
    @ColaKitty9595 3 года назад +11

    I've been here over a year and at this point I come for the introduction and stay because I dont truly believe the intro is ever over.

    • @gunkyzip
      @gunkyzip 3 года назад +1

      Introduction Wars: Eternal Shadow Warriors

    • @alyssabaerne9508
      @alyssabaerne9508 3 года назад

      Business blaze, where the intro... IS the show, and the rest... is just random yt adds 😆

  • @amywarfield8913
    @amywarfield8913 3 года назад

    Not long after I splurged on the $9.99 a month for RUclips Prime, or whatever, so I wouldn't have to watch those blasted ads, I discovered "Top Tenz".
    Now I watch all 2700 of his channels and STILL have to hear ads!!!
    Well played Simon, well played ....

  • @TinkersTales
    @TinkersTales 3 года назад +8

    "I don't need any more lawsuits" great quote

  • @sashaburrow6186
    @sashaburrow6186 3 года назад +78

    Where was the HE-MAN meme when Simon said "I AM INSIDE a soldier's body!" ;)

    • @christophbenkoe512
      @christophbenkoe512 3 года назад +3

      Thank you Sasha for triggering a meme-lapse by mentioning the HE-MAN meme 🤪

    • @sambecker23
      @sambecker23 3 года назад

      Dammit, Sam. Missed opportunity.

  • @justsomeperson5110
    @justsomeperson5110 3 года назад +7

    And now a word from our sponsor, *PAID! Shallow Legends!*

  • @jili4214
    @jili4214 3 года назад +104

    "Danny I know this, I feel like we've covered this before"
    Of course you've covered this before Simon, you have like 50 channels!

    • @jonnyohiggins6969
      @jonnyohiggins6969 3 года назад +8

      One day RUclips will just be called "Simon's".

    • @rodh1404
      @rodh1404 3 года назад +6

      That was 2 days ago. He's probably doubled the number of channels by now.

  • @resid3nt3v1l
    @resid3nt3v1l 3 года назад

    I love casual criminalist and it got me to watch all your other channels and now watch them all the time

  • @fishinatube9028
    @fishinatube9028 3 года назад +22

    Holy sh*t Danny's outdone himself again: the intro is HALF the video.

  • @jonhughes4079
    @jonhughes4079 3 года назад +375

    First he said "if this video gets 10,000 likes" then he said "a thousand likes is far too little on a business blaze video, it needs 5,000 likes"
    HOW MANY IS IT FACT BOY?!?!

    • @sylvaindecrom
      @sylvaindecrom 3 года назад +34

      Last statement overrides right, so 5k. Since it's at 8.5k. Looks like we get a raid play

    • @lauraodonoghue1348
      @lauraodonoghue1348 3 года назад +16

      I know so excited to watch him in pain

    • @nomadcrows
      @nomadcrows 3 года назад +12

      Hah I thought he said that. Master negotiation right there

    • @Digitalhunny
      @Digitalhunny 3 года назад +11

      "Chill Daddy!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Joe_Potts
      @Joe_Potts 3 года назад +5

      currently at 8.9K we're gonna get that stream soon no matter what lmao

  • @sportscardprofessor
    @sportscardprofessor 3 года назад +39

    Man, 10K likes in the first day. You haven't seen this much love since ETA was on camera.

    • @computernaut
      @computernaut 3 года назад +2

      ETA can co-star in the R:SL stream.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 3 года назад

      It's because we all want to see Simon pounding the ass off the Dark Lord Sirroth in RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!

    • @jeremymiller4280
      @jeremymiller4280 3 года назад +1

      He came through this morning

  • @jonhughes4079
    @jonhughes4079 3 года назад +79

    4.4k likes in 2 hours... Looks like Simon will be playing his favorite game RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +44

      I am very excited about this opportunity.

    • @fossillife8372
      @fossillife8372 3 года назад +7

      A cocaine enraged shadow raid session will be had... allegedly.

    • @TheYondreck
      @TheYondreck 3 года назад +2

      @@brainblaze6526 Yeah, sure you are :) What is sure, we are excited to see you actually playing the damn thing :P

  • @lukeboyuk83
    @lukeboyuk83 3 года назад +1

    Respect for honouring your promise Simon. I didnt think you'd follow thru, but well played Sir.

  • @scifiaddict
    @scifiaddict 3 года назад

    Simon: I've got to yell less
    Also Simon: LOUDER!!!!!

  • @rwberger6
    @rwberger6 3 года назад +113

    "The only fastfood mascot creepier than Ronald Mcdonald is Jerid from subway"
    Clearly you have never seen the Burger King commercials where the king in his creepy plastic mask stalks people and watches them sleep. No really, those were actual ads.

    • @kingnekogon
      @kingnekogon 3 года назад +18

      Still not as creepy as Jerid.

    • @Amethyst_Dragon_
      @Amethyst_Dragon_ 3 года назад +7

      True it is creepy but so is Jerid from Subway

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +20

      true

    • @micmac274
      @micmac274 3 года назад +5

      In the UK our advert with that mascot implied Burger King's burgers were as addictive as heroin.

    • @willissudweeks1050
      @willissudweeks1050 3 года назад

      Yeah they are I remember lol

  • @glennjamessephton7593
    @glennjamessephton7593 3 года назад +108

    You should get a mug that says
    "Blaze, Business Legends" in the style of Raids title

    • @honda6353
      @honda6353 3 года назад +4

      That is actually a really good marketing idea.

  • @Aligirl77
    @Aligirl77 3 года назад +66

    Simon- "IF THIS VIDEO GETS TEN THOUSAND LIKES..."
    Me- INSTANTLY LIKES
    You know I wanna see that livestream.

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 года назад +5

      @@2lefThumbs Target achieved.

    • @juliahaynie2910
      @juliahaynie2910 3 года назад +3

      Yep, I’m definitely showing up for that!

    • @mfhberg
      @mfhberg 3 года назад +1

      Same here.

    • @willowscottling
      @willowscottling 3 года назад +1

      I didn't even have to like (though I did...) it was up to 6.5K by the time that I watched it

    • @alyssabaerne9508
      @alyssabaerne9508 3 года назад

      I by default hate rsl for being a lzy 'game', buti would watch that stream... just to watch simon SUFFER...i might be a bit sadistic... ah he won't habe any physical harm from that stream... might not be the case for his pc,that will forever feel defiled

  • @shermf2986
    @shermf2986 3 года назад +1

    Omg! I love this channel SO much! I’m going to perch the mercy as soon as I can (after making sure the bills and groceries are paid). Much love! ❤️

  • @better.better
    @better.better 3 года назад +1

    a *broiler* is a tray UNDER the oven elements, cooking the food from the TOP down... a grill is what the food sits on, OVER the heat source, cooking from below... gravity presses the food against the hot grill, creating the classic grill striping

  • @pottsniffgrond8488
    @pottsniffgrond8488 3 года назад +81

    Most of the O.g. Blaze legends are already Casual Criminalists, depending on State/country. 🔥🌳❄

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 3 года назад +3

      Obviously! I just watched the latest a little before Business Blaze started

    • @JaleDoris
      @JaleDoris 3 года назад +5

      Wait do you mean that we are casual criminals? That's probably true too.

    • @pottsniffgrond8488
      @pottsniffgrond8488 3 года назад +2

      I mean what I mean, fellow humans. Its all about perspective 👌

    • @JoelMMcKinney
      @JoelMMcKinney 3 года назад

      Only when the libs are in charge

    • @codfan2057
      @codfan2057 3 года назад +2

      I've been watching Simon since before he even had a beard. 😂

  • @bilindalaw-morley161
    @bilindalaw-morley161 3 года назад +40

    You know, I'm kind of in awe of Danny's passive aggressive skills. Simon thinks he wins because he tells. Meanwhile, Danny sneaky slides all sorts of comments past Simon.

  • @aaronmoots2797
    @aaronmoots2797 3 года назад +5

    “Forward 10 seconds 6 times and if they’re still going on do it more. DO IT MORE!!!”
    - Simon Whistler very accurately describing the way I skip through his ads to get back to his lovely content 😞

  • @dernvader6876
    @dernvader6876 3 года назад +1

    It's finally time for a top tenz of Simon channels!

  • @citizenblue
    @citizenblue 3 года назад +2

    Simon is a RAID SHADOW LEGEND!!

  • @Joe_Potts
    @Joe_Potts 3 года назад +114

    "I saw a glass of water today. Reminded me of drowning" ~A. Snowflake

    • @kevinkor2009
      @kevinkor2009 3 года назад +11

      "I saw a glass if water today. Reminded me of melting." - - A. Snowflake

    • @willardhunghimself
      @willardhunghimself 3 года назад +1

      That sucks man how you stay hydrated?

    • @danieljob3184
      @danieljob3184 3 года назад +1

      Glasses of water don't remind me of drowning! That movie Signs on the other hand...
      That reminds me of drowning!

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 3 года назад

      "I saw a snowflake today. Reminded me of Snowflakes" - - Anti Snowflake.

    • @willardhunghimself
      @willardhunghimself 3 года назад

      "Saw a Dumb Ass today reminded me how many of you exist" -- Anti-Kook.

  • @Relgar47
    @Relgar47 3 года назад +30

    Simon: "I'm yelling too much and my throat hurts."
    Also Simon: 19:30

    • @SomaShiori
      @SomaShiori 3 года назад

      I knew if I looked I would find this & not have to make it just like the one that's already been made!

    • @gethroenteralastname2210
      @gethroenteralastname2210 3 года назад +1

      I thought Simon was going to sing in the style of Yoko Ono

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +68

    Raid Shadow Legends: breathes
    The internet: *Everyone disliked that*

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 года назад +1

      Except the creators getting paid to claim it's their favorite game.

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 3 года назад +3

      Button smashed

    • @computernaut
      @computernaut 3 года назад

      69 likes... Obligatory "Nice".

    • @alyssabaerne9508
      @alyssabaerne9508 3 года назад +1

      Yeah i did remove my like,felt i hadto maintain the 69 likes since i hit like and then realized what i'd ruined

  • @JeeVeeHaych
    @JeeVeeHaych 3 года назад

    BUSINESS BLAZE, Simon Whistler Legend!!!
    Amazing graphics ==> the glorious beard
    Awesome gameplay ==> "What were we talking about again?"

  • @dwarfbunni
    @dwarfbunni 3 года назад

    I don't remember how long ago it was but I know for a fact that you were the person to convince me to get RUclips premium and I've had it for at least a year now, I have no regrets.

  • @aalhard
    @aalhard 3 года назад +39

    Simon says "introduction"
    Danny says "foreplay"

    • @savejeff15
      @savejeff15 3 года назад +2

      Considering the duration of the "introduction" danny must be a woman

    • @computernaut
      @computernaut 3 года назад

      @@savejeff15 Ooh, real talk!

  • @Trumanlol86
    @Trumanlol86 3 года назад +48

    I would watch a live stream of Simon playing Raid: Shadow Legends with absolutely no hesitation. Over 5k likes, halfway there!

    • @trioofsixes
      @trioofsixes 3 года назад +2

      8.7k just 4 hours later...
      BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS

  • @tfeagle123
    @tfeagle123 3 года назад +21

    4:39 sam's quality meming in the picture frame

  • @Matt-v7k
    @Matt-v7k 10 месяцев назад +1

    Broiling is like cooking the piss out of it. Gotta keep an eye on it. Serves it's purpose... Good for getting your char on!

  • @wittebolletony
    @wittebolletony 3 года назад +2

    09:40 Simon, no offense but you do know we all are already subscribed to The Casual Criminalist, right?
    We live for you channels and podcasts. Stream it already 😂

  • @quasinfinity
    @quasinfinity 3 года назад +11

    Respect for aggressively skipping ad-reads like the rest of us; that was a strangely comforting gag.

  • @jasonbryant6914
    @jasonbryant6914 3 года назад +12

    Plot twist... Simon actually agreed an ad read with Raid Shadow Legends from the start and roasting them the whole time is the advertising 🤔

  • @motherofchaos5519
    @motherofchaos5519 3 года назад +22

    The actor who brings the Mac and Me clip is Paul Rudd, and the talk show is Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

    • @benjaminolson7206
      @benjaminolson7206 3 года назад +5

      And for context, the original appearance was in 2004 promoting the Friends series finale, which he was not actually allowed to show a clip from, but he did a bit about how he was leaking exclusive footage and then... showed a clip form Mac and Me. But then he just kept doing the same joke for a decade and a half, doubtlessly in the hope that Simon Whistler would certify him as a legend.

  • @geoffreyentwistle8176
    @geoffreyentwistle8176 3 года назад +1

    Oh, Time Crisis was AWESOME. No question. I feel like the props helped that feeling - the fact that the light guns had a slide that gave them recoil gave them a level of haptic feedback that you couldn't get otherwise.

  • @fonze5664
    @fonze5664 2 года назад

    Omg i think this is the funniest blaze I've seen to date, multiple times I just broke down laughing in public. Like no I'm not losing it, just listening to the boi with the blaze 😂😂❤

  • @KristophM
    @KristophM 3 года назад +67

    Simon, there is indeed a Socialist version of Monopoly called "Monopoly Socialism." China Uncensored recently played it in a live stream on their China Unscripted channel and it was hilarious. Legends.

    • @TheZachary86
      @TheZachary86 3 года назад +2

      That socialist edition was invented by Hasbro. It has nothing to do with China other than the person using it for his content
      edition.cnn.com/2019/08/23/us/monopoly-socialism-board-game-trnd/index.html

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 3 года назад +2

      @@TheZachary86 um, idk about hasbro, but the original monopoly was anti capitalist.

    • @tpinkfloyd
      @tpinkfloyd 3 года назад

      @@TheZachary86 nobody cares. China is china you either hate what they do or you are stupid.
      "Smash that dislike button" - Simon

    • @TheZachary86
      @TheZachary86 3 года назад

      @@tpinkfloyd
      A false dichotomy there. I’m glad Simon has many blind and smooth brained supporters like you. Shows the type of crowd he’s preaching to.

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 3 года назад

      @@TheZachary86 As opposed to the generalizing idiot you're being right now? Who is also, I might add, commenting on a Simon Whistler video. Check in the mirror, pal, you're insulting yourself.

  • @WolvenSpectre
    @WolvenSpectre 3 года назад +11

    The part that you are missing with the Burger King/Stream Labs thing is they captured the video of the streamers and their reactions and made an advertising campaign that was both online and on TV and did not clear and reimburse the streamers and didn't even promote their channels by name.

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 года назад +2

      That sounds pretty illegal

    • @WolvenSpectre
      @WolvenSpectre 3 года назад +4

      @@GeorgiaOverdrive Last I read was some of the creators were taking them to court. I think Virual Legality or Lenard French did a video on it I forgot to go back and watch.

    • @kevinpope5934
      @kevinpope5934 3 года назад +1

      Not only that but at least in america if a video has an advertisement in it they by law have to say in the beginning in some way that there is an add in it usually on youtube videos in america the bottom left will have a small box that says paid promotion

    • @WolvenSpectre
      @WolvenSpectre 3 года назад +1

      @@kevinpope5934 Yeah... that needs to be fixed. All we have is the Ad Standards Guidelines for 'best practices' and almost half professional influencers haven't heard of it, just that there is no law on it, until they get stung by not getting a deal because they find out they don't follow guidelines they don't even exist and won't get the deal for a long time of following them. Meanwhile joe and jane viewer thinks that some person is just talking about "this great thing I just found".

  • @TheBlueB0mber
    @TheBlueB0mber 3 года назад +5

    16:05 A broiler cooks from above, a grill cooks from underneath. I've also heard of a specific type of broiler called a "salamander" by the chef.

    • @brianargo4595
      @brianargo4595 3 года назад +1

      The salamander term apparently comes from the mythical fire beast, and before gas and electric stoves was a flat piece of iron or steel that would be heated in the fire and then held over whatever food you wanted to brown the top of.

    • @davidparsons97
      @davidparsons97 3 года назад

      You're talking about what Americans call it. In Britain, the grill cooks from above and a griddle cooks from below, unless it's like a barbecue. It's complicated because English is a broken language.

  • @cookingonthecheapcheap6921
    @cookingonthecheapcheap6921 3 года назад +1

    If this video is sponsored; it wasn't by a company handling camera focusing that's for damn sure.
    Is this Dannys last cry for help from the basement? By keeping the focus on the wall behind Simon is he illustrating his brick prison in Simons shadow?
    The broiler is also known as a salamander as well Simon in commercial kitchens.
    Love the channel.

  • @wolfwoodphreak
    @wolfwoodphreak 2 года назад

    I've seen about 6 of your channels now I think but this is my favorite lol you're the best

  • @mariasato2884
    @mariasato2884 3 года назад +29

    “my throat hurts”.... “SIRI MAXIMUM VOLUME”

  • @Iris_and_or_George
    @Iris_and_or_George 3 года назад +63

    Love the fact he actually under bids himself when announcing how many likes are needed for him to play SRL. Starting with 10,000 to 1,000 to 5,000. 5,000 it is then(-:

    • @IAmARealHumanPerson
      @IAmARealHumanPerson 3 года назад +5

      Over halfway there 😈🤣

    • @kgirl1992
      @kgirl1992 3 года назад +5

      Less then an hour after this was posted and the counter is at 3.5k

    • @goosebump801
      @goosebump801 3 года назад +1

      5.4K at the 3hr mark 👍

  • @suedenim
    @suedenim 3 года назад +43

    I hate it when a RUclipsr I like has a Raid: Shadow Legends ad. I'm like "Oh, sweetie, no..."

    • @lloydster9000
      @lloydster9000 3 года назад

      I can think of two who do and it makes me cringe out of my skin.

    • @zwerko
      @zwerko 3 года назад +4

      Same goes for Ray's Con overpriced chinesium ear-pods. Sadly, Simon did those, IIRC :(

    • @lloydster9000
      @lloydster9000 3 года назад

      @@zwerko are they that bad? I thought about buying a pair.

    • @zwerko
      @zwerko 3 года назад +3

      @@lloydster9000 There are several people on YT that did a fair comparison and all people who weren't sponsored by them said that they are more or less hot garbage (for the price). Check their ratings on pretty much any consumer electronics website or search on Reddit for actual user reviews, you'll be in for a ride. You can find similar earbuds (probably from the same factories) on AliExpress for 1/3 or less of the outrageous price, or something much, much better in that price range (e.g. Soundcore Liberty Air 2 Pro are an order of magnitude better than Raycon E55 and you can get them for cheaper if you find a good deal). They are spending an insane amount of money on marketing which is why they have to charge such a margin on the OEMs they contract in China, but it's mostly just a hype. There is a reason why 'rayconned' definition exists in the the Urban Dictionary and they are often referred as _the "Raid: Shadow legends" of ear buds._

    • @ThisisCitrus
      @ThisisCitrus 3 года назад +3

      That's when you stop watching those RUclipsrs.

  • @RetTheEditor
    @RetTheEditor 3 года назад

    lol 10:01
    i had to check to make sure that wasn't simon with that doll
    good job sam 🤣

  • @hugewangsan3060
    @hugewangsan3060 3 года назад +2

    If you announce an AMA I bet a bunch of people would sign up. I would.

    • @annastevens1526
      @annastevens1526 3 года назад

      Only if all 3 of the Blaze boys were online! 😁 Judging by the comments, I'm definitely not the only one with big unanswered questions about Danny's epic adventures... (Raid: Shady Business Legends??)

  • @badluck5647
    @badluck5647 3 года назад +72

    Simon, "I have to shout less".
    [Simons spends the rest of episode shouting.]

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 3 года назад +4

      ... once again.

    • @mercuryvincent6796
      @mercuryvincent6796 3 года назад +3

      19:48 SHOUTS AT FULL VOLUME!!

    • @AndrewMitchell123
      @AndrewMitchell123 3 года назад +1

      ah yes the meta memes, that's why we are here, his glorious ramblings and contradictions, and the fact he doesn't read the script beforehand 😂😂😂😂

  • @theenzoferrari458
    @theenzoferrari458 3 года назад +11

    Simon is my favorite BBW. *Bussiness Blaze Whistler*

  • @bigstve61345
    @bigstve61345 3 года назад +28

    Danny can't be fired. He's forced to write these scripts in Simon's basement!😂😂

  • @deanokelley7085
    @deanokelley7085 3 года назад

    Simon, I laughed out a lung [it's okay . . . it was my right one which was in the way] while listening to Business Blaze!! I can't believe what I've been missing while watching your 12 other channels! Uh-Oh, I just coughed up the left lung, so . . . .

  • @joshuacamacho9755
    @joshuacamacho9755 3 года назад

    I love that you just made your new podcast and it's already in my suggested content (top 5)

  • @garcemac
    @garcemac 3 года назад +6

    Simon had a mug. It reminded me of coffee. I made some coffee. TRIGGERED!

  • @kultur-vultur
    @kultur-vultur 3 года назад +7

    New BB tag line "Why are we talking about this?" Its said more often than you would think. :)

  • @marcusjay8103
    @marcusjay8103 3 года назад +8

    To be fair, I've seen a fair few big creators explaining how 'Raid' helped keep the lights on throughout the past year.
    Especially for more 'edgy' content creators, they are one of the only brands willing to put their name to their channel.
    They pay really well and seem to allow creators freedom to make interesting adverts. Their marketing budget must be absolutely HUUUUGE 🤔

    • @oliviawilliams6204
      @oliviawilliams6204 3 года назад

      From what I heard, and it’s kinda confirmed by all the sponsorship I heard, they don’t allow much freedom at all. They all have the same script to use.

  • @clairesilverspar
    @clairesilverspar 3 года назад

    The intros are getting better and better.
    UK person here, we grill and don't broil. Also took me a long time to figure out what broil meant in English.

  • @andreihd5015
    @andreihd5015 3 года назад +7

    WE demand that live stream ! 13K likes ! you got more than we bargained for ! TIME TO PAY UP FACTBOI!
    much love :D

  • @harryobriensmith40
    @harryobriensmith40 3 года назад +13

    I see you've reached 10 thousand likes Simon, a deal's a deal

  • @dontcallmelil8619
    @dontcallmelil8619 3 года назад +12

    Simon "I need to stop shouting, my throat hurts."
    Also Simon SHOUTS FOR A CHEAP LAUGH

  • @Nicolae_Marius
    @Nicolae_Marius 3 года назад +20

    15 min in "welcome to business blaze, this was just the introduction" WTF Danny

  • @GottaGeek
    @GottaGeek Месяц назад

    24,000 likes so hope you haven't wasted your time. And I am subbed to all your channels. Love the content and delivery

  • @DUTCHESSMD
    @DUTCHESSMD 3 года назад

    I love the double entendre with Brain Blaze both in conception and in reality.
    Brain Blaze: Simultaneously blowing and melting minds since 2019…😊😉😂

  • @shrryph
    @shrryph 3 года назад +6

    Good ol’ trigger warnings. I remember watching a RUclips video from a veterinarian practice because I wanted to learn more about a dangerous condition my cat had been diagnosed with having. More than one person in the comments complained there should have been a trigger warning at the beginning of the video. An educational video from a clinic literally titled “Autopsy of a male feline, died from urinary blockage” or something similar. I’m like, “You saw the title, what the fuck did you think you were going to see?”

    • @jacquelynsmith2351
      @jacquelynsmith2351 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, there are certain times when I can see trigger warnings being necessary. But on Blaze, you just gotta expect whatever comes up. And on autopsy videos...

  • @newman977
    @newman977 3 года назад +4

    "I need to have a fart" Classic Simon.

  • @RainbowTyrant
    @RainbowTyrant 3 года назад +14

    MAYBE PUT YOUR SUBREDDIT IN THE DESCRIPTION SIMON

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 года назад +4

      We all know he won’t. Or it’ll be a Rick-Roll

    • @simonkimberly6956
      @simonkimberly6956 3 года назад +1

      r/simonwhistler and u/simonwhistler is his account

  • @cpljimmyneutron
    @cpljimmyneutron 3 года назад

    On a side note... back in the 80's live theater adopted mini-disc for audio playback, they are fast, can be edited on the fly, are robust, feature higher quality audio than CD's with higher capacity... and while they have been replace by simply using digital files to day. We still have the mini-discs, and they still sound amazing.

    • @DerFoerderator
      @DerFoerderator Год назад

      Last time a saw them in Detective Conan.

  • @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115
    @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115 3 года назад +1

    "Steady on, Danny!" 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @cedricfranzen8558
    @cedricfranzen8558 3 года назад +12

    it should be: "Whopper Burgers give you Covid.", get out your tin-foil hats ladies and gents

    • @onandonitgoes5957
      @onandonitgoes5957 3 года назад

      Be careful. Some of that tinfoil may have come off a whopper, and then what are you going to do?

    • @onandonitgoes5957
      @onandonitgoes5957 3 года назад

      @Eddie Hitler pff "greaseproof", that's just sectioning papers for a stale burger perm

  • @timothyneiswander3151
    @timothyneiswander3151 3 года назад +23

    Ever since I saw the comments about Simon activating peoples Siri, I say, "Siri play tentacle porn" whenever I see people with their phone out at work.

    • @chesh1rek1tten
      @chesh1rek1tten 3 года назад +8

      As someone having their phone on the desk at work every time, who also works as a phone operator with a way too sensitive headset microphone..
      ah, never mind, I use Android and disabled google. But you just gave me an idea for my colleagues 😉

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 3 года назад +1

      @@chesh1rek1tten and this is why I have my phone set to quiet time when I'm at work, also Siri is turned off.

  • @DIOsNotDead
    @DIOsNotDead 3 года назад +67

    "If this video gets ten thousand likes, i will install RRRRaid: Shadow Legends,"
    Me: *finds that this video alrady has 10K likes*
    c'mon, do the thing

  • @PaulDeanFilm
    @PaulDeanFilm 3 года назад

    Don't know why I'm addicted to watching this channel. But it's got me through quaranting in Prague

  • @Govthos
    @Govthos 3 года назад +2

    Simon Whistler requests Business Blaze graphics in the style of Enron and immediately begins cooking the books.

  • @kphizzle9569
    @kphizzle9569 3 года назад +8

    "If this video gets 10 000 likes... "
    "Actually 1000 isn't enough we need 5000"
    Business Blaze driving hard bargains as always. Corporate savages.

  • @Pete.Franco
    @Pete.Franco 3 года назад +10

    15 Minute introduction... I mean 15 Minute paid promotion from RAID: Shadow Legends!

    • @3xavior17
      @3xavior17 3 года назад +2

      Actually 15 minutes of unpaid RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS. Simon is missing out on money even though he always talks about the game in almost every video

    • @ktlemongrass5129
      @ktlemongrass5129 3 года назад

      People will play it now to see how shite it is & undoubtedly a few will then pay-to-play. Reverse psychology advertising lol

  • @fatguybob2778
    @fatguybob2778 3 года назад +12

    Simon needs to livestream himself flogging Danny in the basement. Get ETA to film it

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 года назад +1

      Then Sam can add some fine, vintage memes.

  • @pzuliomaccavellion9711
    @pzuliomaccavellion9711 3 года назад

    It's all gold so far this year, Simon. Too funny!

  • @RaisonLychi
    @RaisonLychi 3 года назад

    Space invaders graphics are absolutely top tier Simon.

  • @wilberator9608
    @wilberator9608 3 года назад +33

    Tshirt Suggestion:
    "History is Awesome
    The Past was The Worst"

    • @nickdaveNDM
      @nickdaveNDM 3 года назад +3

      Doesn't he have one for "The past is the worst"?

  • @Emira_75
    @Emira_75 3 года назад +9

    ITS A TOTALLY FREE RPG PVP DVD FOR PEOPLE WITH ADHD

  • @michaelblaszkiewicz7283
    @michaelblaszkiewicz7283 3 года назад +39

    I subscribed to the "Casual Criminalist", I am a casual legend.

    • @AB-rv2lj
      @AB-rv2lj 3 года назад +3

      Causual

    • @michaelblaszkiewicz7283
      @michaelblaszkiewicz7283 3 года назад +2

      @@AB-rv2lj i gotta stop day drinking ; )

    • @AB-rv2lj
      @AB-rv2lj 3 года назад +2

      @@michaelblaszkiewicz7283 yeah stop day drinking and start night drinking , so you can have the worst hangover the next day , and then do it all over again , again , again , forever .

    • @michaelblaszkiewicz7283
      @michaelblaszkiewicz7283 3 года назад

      @@AB-rv2lj sound advice

    • @AB-rv2lj
      @AB-rv2lj 3 года назад

      @@michaelblaszkiewicz7283 drinking is bad for your health brother , i'd say snorting the white line is better

  • @MehraDelrosi
    @MehraDelrosi 3 года назад

    Personally, We use "realm" in fantasy because referring to "the world" refers to a giant rock in space, but there is so much more to this setting than what is physically present. So to include the whole universe in naming, "Realm". And We just explained personal fantasy terms to someone who loathes fantasy with mald passion.