The Worst Products Ever Seen on Shark Tank/Dragons Den

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @drfunkburger3895
    @drfunkburger3895 3 года назад +388

    This was awful and annoying

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +697

      Smash that dislike button.

    • @kyleslater5245
      @kyleslater5245 3 года назад +84

      That’s the point... this is why so many of us watch this channel. To see Simon being awful

    • @rockhound3.14
      @rockhound3.14 3 года назад +7

      Clickbait

    • @MistahBryan
      @MistahBryan 3 года назад +23

      You're welcome, please come again :)

    • @eamesaerospace2805
      @eamesaerospace2805 3 года назад +55

      Allegedly

  • @McChes
    @McChes 3 года назад +2191

    Simon, have you ever considered that you may be addicted to setting up new RUclips channels?

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet 3 года назад +204

      I tried an intervention a few channels ago, but he never even got on the wagon...

    • @ReaganRuinedEverything
      @ReaganRuinedEverything 3 года назад +97

      I actually think him having so many channels is a good thing, because of the differences between the channels and the information provided, the method that he provides the information, I think by having these different channels he's actually increasing his viewer base, because just because somebody likes top tens, does not mean they're going to like Mega projects. Some of us subscribe to all of his channels, but not everybody likes information 24/7 so I actually think him having multiple channels like this is incredibly smart, so he can get his Niche viewers as well as us hardcore geeks who watch 100% of what he puts out lol.

    • @dlshocker
      @dlshocker 3 года назад +19

      Why did you think he started a podcast

    • @dustinwolfe9591
      @dustinwolfe9591 3 года назад +38

      The first step is admitting you have a problem, or that's what they keep saying...

    • @Pysslis
      @Pysslis 3 года назад +29

      @@mikesmrtka8218 are you thinking of mr peanut or the monopoly man? Because the monopoly man never had a monocle! 🤯

  • @tirecs04
    @tirecs04 3 года назад +736

    Fun fact: Lions' Den is an adult video store chain in the midwest US

    • @Paldasan
      @Paldasan 3 года назад +85

      Is that true or are you lion?

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 года назад +15

      That's what I was going to say

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 3 года назад +25

      That gives way more weight to the verse "Welcome to the Lions den" from the "Madness" song "House of Fun".

    • @CavemanWithAStringStick
      @CavemanWithAStringStick 3 года назад +13

      This should be a pinned comment.

    • @greendaysilenthill
      @greendaysilenthill 3 года назад +11

      This is true!

  • @robertgoff6479
    @robertgoff6479 3 года назад +588

    "It's a show about business, it's not a show about being ethical." Now I know Simon's really an American with a fake British accent.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +196

      I just have the accent to make me sound smart.

    • @zeusathena26
      @zeusathena26 3 года назад +8

      It's a business that's all about show!

    • @AtheistIII
      @AtheistIII 3 года назад +38

      *laughs in East India Trading Company*

    • @becausereasons8507
      @becausereasons8507 3 года назад +2

      @@brainblaze6526 I think you meant SMRT.

    • @jhsrt985
      @jhsrt985 3 года назад +1

      @@brainblaze6526 🤣

  • @Vanilla-Gorilla69
    @Vanilla-Gorilla69 3 года назад +164

    I believe it's called "Dragons Den" because in lore dragons sit on their gold and seek to add to their collection. I think it's more clever than most people give it credit for.

    • @MinecraftGod69420
      @MinecraftGod69420 2 года назад +16

      Shark tank refers to loan sharks which is kinda weird when you think about it lol they are supposed to be investors not a loan shark 😂

    • @cva1122
      @cva1122 Год назад +1

      My theory for Shark Tank in the USA, is that a Grand Dragon is a rank in the Ku Klux Klan. Not cool. Thus Shark Tank.

    • @jonatanrullman
      @jonatanrullman 6 месяцев назад

      If you think that is clever just wait until you hear about Top Gear.

  • @ChronicGamer420
    @ChronicGamer420 3 года назад +125

    Simon climbing on his desk to demonstrate how to poop is the reason i watch every episode 100%

  • @RAS_Squints
    @RAS_Squints 3 года назад +548

    Business Blaze: Cocaine version of Simon
    The Casual Criminalist: Hash brownies version of Simion

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂 spot on, love it!

    • @pieter-bashoogsteen2283
      @pieter-bashoogsteen2283 3 года назад +8

      Xplrd: cafeïne version of Simon.

    • @terabiman
      @terabiman 3 года назад +4

      I couldn't have said it better!

    • @nhughesify
      @nhughesify 3 года назад +14

      Biographics : Simons telephone voice
      Business blaze : Simon let loose

    • @hhs_leviathan
      @hhs_leviathan 3 года назад +8

      Hash _Brownies_ ...
      Yes, I also like my pan fried potato snacks to be extra *chocolatey* .

  • @seansopata5121
    @seansopata5121 3 года назад +207

    Great start to 2021. Simon demonstrating taking a dump on his desk.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 года назад +3

      Well it is kind of apropos with the start we have had.......

    • @ieatiron
      @ieatiron 3 года назад +5

      Very informative, I'm hoping in a 20% rise in dump efficiency the coming weeks.

    • @Sarah_Grant
      @Sarah_Grant 3 года назад

      About time...really...

    • @warwickeng5491
      @warwickeng5491 3 года назад +1

      It was very informative, it seems I was doing it the wrong way, hopefully this new way of doing a nr 2 will bear better results

    • @ristopaasivirta9770
      @ristopaasivirta9770 3 года назад +1

      No other channel can provide this level of infotainment.

  • @girththeogre
    @girththeogre 3 года назад +257

    As an American I can verify; No dragons. All we have is Florida. We've asked about dragons, even offering reasonable trades; but no dragons yet. Just Florida.

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 3 года назад +19

      @Brice Manthei Wait are you trying to tell me the swamp dragons aren't actual dragons????

    • @myapya8377
      @myapya8377 3 года назад +12

      As a Floridian, all I have to say is that you guys were scammed 🤧😬

    • @garethniles6152
      @garethniles6152 3 года назад +5

      As a person pretending to be British on the internet, we don’t have sharks in Britain.

    • @Sciguy95
      @Sciguy95 2 года назад +5

      No dragons , just Gators

    • @AzhreiVep
      @AzhreiVep 2 года назад +2

      My brother in Arkansas has a dragon! It's a wee little thing, and he keeps lying about it having a beard. I've seen it, the little bastard doesn't have a single hair anywhere on it, definitely not on its chin. He keeps insisting I'm missing the point, but I know a beard when I see one, and that little fucker is as beardless as a ten-year-old girl.

  • @becausereasons8507
    @becausereasons8507 3 года назад +57

    I'd love to see some more Dragon's Den products covered. Maybe stuff that was laughed out of the room, but was actually mildly successful?

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +44

    9:55 - Chapter 1 - The mirror that never lies
    13:40 - Chapter 2 - Handing glove
    16:40 - Chapter 3 - Wake n bacon
    21:20 - Chapter 4 - Super knees
    23:50 - Chapter 5 - Bluetooth headset

    • @flygirl4983
      @flygirl4983 2 года назад +5

      Those of us with short attention spans...
      🌟🌟🌟ALL HAIL YOU!!🌟🌟🌟
      THANKS!

    • @alexrusso6503
      @alexrusso6503 2 года назад +2

      Thank you this needs more likes

    • @themischief420
      @themischief420 2 года назад +8

      he takes 10 minutes to start talking about any product??? Jesus.

    • @TalkBack17
      @TalkBack17 2 года назад

      That first time stamp isn’t even accurate, he takes an extra minute to start talking about that mirror. Jesus fucking Christ.

    • @Hermititis
      @Hermititis 2 года назад +1

      ​@@themischief420, it's closer to 10:40 than 9:55

  • @easternlights3155
    @easternlights3155 3 года назад +149

    "I guess they don't have dragons in the US"
    Well you're not wrong

    • @PoeRacing
      @PoeRacing 3 года назад +4

      SpaceX has their Dragon spacecraft...

    • @sf-1_raptor
      @sf-1_raptor 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, that’s actually true. Even looking at Native American legends, the closest one that I can think of is the Thunderbird. Calling a someone good at business a “shark” is also common in the US, so it makes more sense to us at least.

    • @serpentmaster1323
      @serpentmaster1323 3 года назад +3

      @@sf-1_raptor you’re forgetting quetzalcoatl. Also. I feel like the bad rep dragons got in medieval Europe completely wore off by the time America was founded. There no snakey slitherdevils trying to ruin your life in the new world. Just Sharks who are already at the top of the food chain and constantly on the hunt for the smaller fish in the business world.

    • @sf-1_raptor
      @sf-1_raptor 3 года назад +4

      @@serpentmaster1323 Ya got me there. Quetzalcoatl would probably be the most dragon-like.

  • @Lona818
    @Lona818 3 года назад +176

    An episode of Bussiness Blaze, that actually talks about business??
    The madness....

    • @slayingroosters4355
      @slayingroosters4355 3 года назад +1

      I honestly thought this was another new channel for a minute called blazing business

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 3 года назад +1

      Smash that dislike button!

    • @derrickfoster644
      @derrickfoster644 3 года назад +2

      I was assured there would be no business on business blaze.

  • @robertgale2779
    @robertgale2779 3 года назад +306

    This is why we watch the blaze, simon a grown man with a child, climbing onto his desk to show us how to shit.

    • @getaleneagnew9750
      @getaleneagnew9750 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @kazeryu4834
      @kazeryu4834 3 года назад +25

      Personally I’m just glad someone finally showed me, this will make cleaning my bathroom so much easier

    • @heathermedling1313
      @heathermedling1313 3 года назад +19

      And what makes that event even more legendary is that it seemed a completely natural thing and not bizarre at all. Thank you Simon for the tutorial. Tutorials...next channel maybe?

    • @savejeff15
      @savejeff15 3 года назад +3

      This is what business is all about

    • @XDarkGreyX
      @XDarkGreyX 3 года назад +4

      I couldn't figure this comment out till I saw it for myself...

  • @BinkyBorky
    @BinkyBorky 3 года назад +37

    There are no dragons in the northern USA. We're still building the castles that they need for their environment.

  • @adamruff7013
    @adamruff7013 2 года назад +19

    It's unfortunate for the skinny mirror ( fortunately for anyone shopping for clothes) but if someone had thought about this at any point between the 50s and 70s I think department stores everywhere would have had them installed.

  • @tedneill6870
    @tedneill6870 3 года назад +75

    6:40 Simon Says: "You're on TV so you don't want to come across like a complete dickhead."
    Clearly that doesn't apply to RUclips.

  • @85set05
    @85set05 3 года назад +92

    In Germany we call it lions den and the contestants sometimes get beaten(with oversized foam bats) if they have a crap proposal this is called shandenpruegel(beating of shame).

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 года назад +18

      I would definitely watch that

    • @tanglewife
      @tanglewife 3 года назад +10

      I really hope you're serious?!?

    • @watchoutforwhoyoupissoff3046
      @watchoutforwhoyoupissoff3046 3 года назад +8

      Can you give some sort of link to a clip of them using the foam bats?

    • @JakkHorwikk
      @JakkHorwikk 3 года назад +2

      Now -that- is quality television.

    • @9r0t0typ3
      @9r0t0typ3 3 года назад +7

      Fire band name.
      Shandenpruegel

  • @Tob1Kadach1
    @Tob1Kadach1 3 года назад +45

    Simon's channels are always there for me, even when I'm not feeling that great I can always rely on great content.

  • @kevenguimaraes
    @kevenguimaraes 3 года назад +36

    Oh man I wish you had included Mark Cuban absolutely demolishing the quack who tried to pitch them some sort of "negative ion balance bracelet". It was absolutely hilarious. Definitely worth a watch if you haven't seen it yet.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 года назад +7

      I showed my dad that video to FINALLY get him to stop wearing that stupid thing.
      He might not respect me, but he sure respects Mark Cuban 😂😭😂😭

  • @cpuffins
    @cpuffins 3 года назад +43

    Hello the Japanese "panty vending machine" was just one of a kind from three decades ago. It's really not some big popular thing over there and that myth needs to die, it's tired 😩

    • @kaitlynrauch3454
      @kaitlynrauch3454 3 года назад +14

      It was a really niche thing it wasnt popular and is illegal these days.

    • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
      @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat 3 месяца назад

      What about the anti r@pe dress where the user flips the dress up to look like a vending machine? I live in Ishikawa and by the train station have seen some funky stuff in the vending machines.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +178

    Unicorns are way better than both dragons and sharks combined
    We are proud of our glorious unicorns and the fact they are native to our country

    • @paulroberts7620
      @paulroberts7620 3 года назад +8

      You found a cave once 🙄😂

    • @Cain__m
      @Cain__m 3 года назад +33

      Is that right mate? Cos they are Scotlands national animal.

    • @greaseman01
      @greaseman01 3 года назад +16

      Supreme leader, glad to see you are a fan of the blaze, you and your glorious people are legends for watching.

    • @how_about_naw
      @how_about_naw 3 года назад +2

      @@Cain__m Hauners?

    • @savejeff15
      @savejeff15 3 года назад +4

      I bet they also don't shit. Like there dear leader

  • @garethbaus5471
    @garethbaus5471 3 года назад +85

    On that lady who abused diplomatic immunity after killing a boy there definitely are people in the US who think that she should be extradited and tried under UK law.

    • @stormisuedonym4599
      @stormisuedonym4599 3 года назад +33

      Yeah, you shouldn't get away with taking someone's life through your own fuckery because of diplomatic immunity. Diplomatic immunity is for shit like victimless crimes, not getting away with manslaughter.

    • @littlejourneyseverywhere
      @littlejourneyseverywhere 3 года назад +7

      As a US citizen, Yeah they can lock her up for life in the UK. Fuck that shite.

    • @jordanpowell2242
      @jordanpowell2242 3 года назад +3

      As a Yugoslavian I’m and others in the former Yugoslavia still waiting for the payments for the US-NATO bombing of Yugoslavia

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 3 года назад +9

      @@jordanpowell2242 that was a moderately effective act of war and not particularly simmilar to the case I referenced and although I wasn't aware of this action prior to your comment given the context I think the bombing was justified.

    • @stormisuedonym4599
      @stormisuedonym4599 3 года назад +8

      @@jordanpowell2242 You don't generally get repaid unless you win the war.

  • @Gappasaurus
    @Gappasaurus 3 года назад +43

    Simon: “I know i’m just going to have a bowl of cereal”
    Me: CUE THE MAGIC SPOON ADVERT READ!
    [silence...]

  • @lukecash3500
    @lukecash3500 3 года назад +22

    Sees Winnie the Pooh worshiping Satan: "I didn't know about you before, but you're alright, man. You're alright."

  • @hansihintersoos7581
    @hansihintersoos7581 3 года назад +6

    The Lion version is the German one, it's called "Höhle der Löwen" which translates to "Cave of the Lions"

  • @kensims8214
    @kensims8214 3 года назад +58

    I swear Simon never seem to miss...
    Btw Casually Criminal is *chef kiss* great...

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +7

      :) thank you

    • @saltymcginger2027
      @saltymcginger2027 3 года назад +2

      @@brainblaze6526 you ever think about just making a streaming service down the line that just hosts your shows, channels, and podcasts? Because I feel like this is where this all is heading lmao

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +36

    6:30 Seeing something fro DragonTales made me so nostalgic
    *I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart*

    • @kindoflame
      @kindoflame 3 года назад +1

      Do you have any idea what the context from that image is?

    • @ArtisticlyAlexis
      @ArtisticlyAlexis 3 года назад +1

      @@kindoflame It looks really inappropriate as a still image!

    • @kindoflame
      @kindoflame 3 года назад +2

      @@ArtisticlyAlexis That's why I want to know what on Earth is happening.

  • @dominicgutierrez3568
    @dominicgutierrez3568 3 года назад +43

    Me: oooo a new business blaze episode... allegedly.

  • @spookayitsme
    @spookayitsme 3 года назад +14

    The screwed thing is that some department stores have already been caught using deceptive mirrors in their changing rooms.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +7

      ffs this is capitalism while being a dick.

  • @jaycooper2812
    @jaycooper2812 3 года назад +12

    The super knees have actually made it to market under another name. My brother installs laminate and tile floors and he has a set of wheeled knee pads very similar to what you've shown here. They are expensive though at over $100 for a pair. He says they are the best knee pads he has ever used.

  • @frankpalmer5085
    @frankpalmer5085 3 года назад +40

    Oh. My. Goodness. Bacon guy straight up stole that idea from an episode of "The Office" (US version) So much for originality.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +6

      He was probably baked out of his mind forgetting he saw it, then thinking they stole his idea.

    • @macarenacabral4258
      @macarenacabral4258 3 года назад +3

      OMG! I knew I had seen it somewhere already!

    • @mlee6050
      @mlee6050 3 года назад

      Can you come pick me up? I hurt myself on my george foreman grill ;)

    • @smooshiebear80
      @smooshiebear80 6 месяцев назад

      “It’s delicious. It’s good for me…” “I burned my foot!”

  • @natam5fot
    @natam5fot 3 года назад +45

    0:48 Simon you say that as if this channel is really about business, we all know business blaze is 80% random shit, 15% cocaine and barely 5% business

    • @danieluchwal3515
      @danieluchwal3515 3 года назад +4

      I feel you are being generous with the 5% tbh more like .5% to 1%

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 3 года назад +2

      What percentage is Magic Spoon cereal? Or Raid: Shadow Legends

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +9

      legit

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 года назад +3

      @@danieluchwal3515 He must have rounded up.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 3 года назад +1

      @@sandybarnes887 those are both lumped into the random shit category but you could probably try to quantify it.

  • @Kadeo-ms6qw
    @Kadeo-ms6qw 3 года назад +85

    Alternate title: Simon teaches you how to use the toilet

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 года назад +2

      Probably Simon's next channel...

    • @JS-wc4xs
      @JS-wc4xs 3 года назад +2

      Allegedly

  • @lucasmatiasdelaguilamacdon7798
    @lucasmatiasdelaguilamacdon7798 3 года назад +8

    "Don't smoke in bed kids"
    *Me smoking in bed in the dark while deathcounsciousness plays in the background during a sweaty depression binge* uhhh yeah..

  • @sevrono
    @sevrono 2 года назад +5

    the squaty potty monitor stand thing reminded me of a youtuber ordering a "router cage" for filtering bad "radiation" (specifically to debunk it) and it was literally one of those aluminum mesh document boxes for your desk lol

  • @BernicePanders
    @BernicePanders 3 года назад +42

    BTW, I saw a real ad for those (in America) knee skates, they're a real product now! They're for people who work every day on cars or putting down floors & stuff. Looked legit to me 🤷

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +4

      Do they have pads, or do you buy those separately? Without them you are worse of then just kneeling raw, besides you should get up once in a while. I feel bad for anyone who fell for that.

    • @BernicePanders
      @BernicePanders 3 года назад +3

      @@insaincaldo I believe it has similar protective knee pads as skaters wear & they can be snapped or velcro in & out of the wheeled base. Try Google I can't recall the name but they exist...

    • @jharrylelyse6823
      @jharrylelyse6823 3 года назад +4

      Borrowed some from a friend. They were awesome when I installed my hardwood floors.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад

      @@jharrylelyse6823 Well good then, but would you actually buy them?

    • @jharrylelyse6823
      @jharrylelyse6823 3 года назад +5

      @@insaincaldo If I installed any type of flooring as part of my job then yes.

  • @barrybarnes9898
    @barrybarnes9898 3 года назад +35

    The super knees would be nice for a couple jobs in construction such as installing baseboard and some types of flooring

    • @zeusathena26
      @zeusathena26 3 года назад +5

      Haven't knee pads been around for many years? I remember my father using them in the 80's doing roof repairs.

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 года назад +7

      Would be great for prostitution too.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад +5

      @@zeusathena26 yes, but regular kneepads don't roll :P

    • @NoApologyForTruth
      @NoApologyForTruth 3 года назад +4

      I have a pair of roller knees and I am a commercial flooring installer.

    • @ROLLR09
      @ROLLR09 3 года назад +2

      It would actually be very handy for an amputee friend of mine

  • @jandrews8365
    @jandrews8365 3 года назад +49

    Give your memeologist a raise for this one.

    • @tenzhitihsien888
      @tenzhitihsien888 3 года назад +6

      The application of that Mr. Krabs smelly-smell bit alone merits the raise.

    • @AmateurContendr
      @AmateurContendr 3 года назад +1

      "memeologist"... I hate that.

  • @elpresidente7485
    @elpresidente7485 3 года назад +10

    "I looked at my channels." What? All 25,000 of them? :p

  • @mountainmangames3613
    @mountainmangames3613 3 года назад +13

    “Or wherever Michael Jackson buys shit”
    Who...who’s going to tell him?

  • @m_yna_st
    @m_yna_st 3 года назад +95

    Can we, please, take a moment to appreciate how well Sam did on this video? A fish in the water type of memology. Top shit👌

    • @soccrstar4
      @soccrstar4 3 года назад

      I’ve been bingeing some of his shows on other episodes from a few months back. He looked like he was reading 5 scripts a day, with his captors keeping the film rolling. To see him loosen up has me cracking up! 😆

    • @slayingroosters4355
      @slayingroosters4355 3 года назад

      While I would have completely agreed if I hadn’t just tried taking a shit, fallen off the back of my toilet tank and split my head open on my sink 🤣

    • @chance4237
      @chance4237 3 года назад

      The memes were great this video

  • @Not-Great-at-Gaming
    @Not-Great-at-Gaming 3 года назад +22

    No Simon, I've never seen any fantasy stories with Dragons that take place in the US. Apparently they are only native to Europe and Asia.

  • @Joe_Potts
    @Joe_Potts 3 года назад +28

    So the search term "dragons den pyramid scheme" is really popping up atm. Literally typed in "dragons d" and it was up. Good job, Simon, you distracted everyone from your video lol

  • @jsl151850b
    @jsl151850b 2 года назад +1

    The *Wake and Bake* merely needs an additional, refrigerated chamber above the grill.
    A Peiter device as seen in 12v powered coolers keeps the uncooked bacon frozen then turns off,
    defrosts, and rotates 180 degrees to dump the bacon into the cooking area.
    A spring and electromagnetic latch eliminates the need of a motor.

  • @o0o-jd-o0o95
    @o0o-jd-o0o95 2 года назад +1

    having to listen to someone speak french for more than 5 secs should be categorized as a hate crime

  • @kab8466
    @kab8466 3 года назад +35

    Got a raid shadow legends ad before this vid 👀

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +9

      Classic

    • @ristopaasivirta9770
      @ristopaasivirta9770 3 года назад +3

      Raid: We'd like to advertise on your videos.
      Simon: No thanks I'm good.
      Raid: This wasn't a question.

    • @Yahriel
      @Yahriel 3 года назад +2

      Tbf, they probably owe Simon money for the amount of times he's mentioned them on his channel(s) already

    • @tomfoolery5680
      @tomfoolery5680 3 года назад +1

      Raid Shadow Legends: "I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

    • @jordanpowell2242
      @jordanpowell2242 3 года назад

      Raid is a fucking joke dude 😂😂 download it once never again

  • @Big_Slapz
    @Big_Slapz 3 года назад +24

    "ITS A PYRAMID SCHEME!"

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 года назад +4

      Pyramid schemes are great investments as long as your the one starting the Pyramid scheme. It is why Trump alledgley took part in founding of three "multi level marketing" companies.

    • @Big_Slapz
      @Big_Slapz 3 года назад

      @@badluck5647 and Communism is a well thought out government system that never fails economically.

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 года назад +2

      @@Big_Slapz Communism works out really well for the dictator in charge

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад

      @@badluck5647 Including a school that purported to teach real estate investment but really was just a pyramid scheme that taught pyramid schemes.
      _A L L E D G E D L Y_

  • @rodchallis8031
    @rodchallis8031 3 года назад +19

    Kevin O'Leary is easily the worst product ever on Dragon's Den.

  • @SqueaksUofA
    @SqueaksUofA 9 месяцев назад +2

    Wake and Bacon had to come from The Office when Michael burns himself cooking bacon while sleeping.

  • @itsjustmargarita
    @itsjustmargarita 3 года назад +8

    Since you have so much time for all your channels and podcasts please make a series on how you have time and make plans for all this content. I am in awe of your creative team and energy. This episode was amazing btw

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +22

    It’s also called Dragons’ Den in Canada
    Dragons’ Den is a much cooler name because dragons are cooler creatures than sharks. Of course you know that, that’s why you named your band the Imagine Dragons

    • @williamknox6648
      @williamknox6648 3 года назад +2

      Idk if Dragons are cooler than sharks. I mean do they have a whole week dedicated to them? Sharks do

    • @CatHerderCam
      @CatHerderCam 3 года назад +5

      @@williamknox6648 counter point, its called Dungeons & Dragons not Dungeons & Sharks

  • @Woods1228
    @Woods1228 3 года назад +22

    In Canada we actually have a separate show called Dragon Den, with a whole different cast. You can also watch the American Shark tank

    • @sonjapersch6074
      @sonjapersch6074 3 года назад

      He literally said that.

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 3 года назад +3

      @@sonjapersch6074 no they meant Canada has their Own Dragons Den.
      There is a UK version and a Canadian version if I recall correctly, both titled Dragons Den.
      Simon never said that.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 3 года назад

      @@sonjapersch6074 Ya what Dillion said ☝️.... Learn what punctuation marks are and how you can use them yourself 👍

    • @sonjapersch6074
      @sonjapersch6074 3 года назад

      @@dillongage7628 he said there's 19 different versions, in Canada and UK it's called dragons den. That pretty much implies that they're different. But I can see how it wouldn't sound like that if you interpret it differently.

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 3 года назад +1

      @@sonjapersch6074 maybe Im hard of hearing, but I never heard him say Canada at all.
      He pointed a bunch of versions, the overwhelming majority with unique names, which would not imply theres a Canadian version with the same name.
      Besides the orignal was a Japanese show called Tiger something or other, so knowing that I have no reason to suspect there is multiple Dragons Dens.
      A copycat of a copycat is not my first thought. I would personally assume Canada gets the UK version
      Like I said though I might have simply not heard him say Canada.

  • @WhiteMageTali
    @WhiteMageTali 3 года назад +32

    Soo there's an adult sex shop here called "The Lion's Den".
    Made me giggle when Simon suggested it.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад +1

      It's a franchise chain, if that helps make it funnier.

    • @jimurrata6785
      @jimurrata6785 3 года назад

      As opposed to a child's sex shop????

  • @justac-fatchick
    @justac-fatchick 3 года назад +3

    9:48 - Simon: "Oh my god, is this the first entry?"
    With BB's track record one could almost consider that early lol

  • @scottrobinson4611
    @scottrobinson4611 3 года назад +1

    Not sure if this has been missed, but it's called Dragon's Den because in mythology, Dragons love hoarding gold (Remember Smaug from the Hobbit?)
    The dragons sit on their pile of money, while budding entrepeneurs try to encourage the dragons to share a little bit of it.
    It's a smart name for the show. Lions and Tigers and Sharks sound cool, but "Dragon's Den" is the most fitting name.of the lot.

  • @JF-xj3cu
    @JF-xj3cu 3 года назад +10

    Funfact: in Germany the series is called "The Lions' cave"

  • @ajd2393
    @ajd2393 3 года назад +21

    I believe in the science of the squatty potty. I use my toddlers step stool when I poop and it really is easier.

    • @KryssLaBryn
      @KryssLaBryn 3 года назад +4

      The science of? Absolutely. The price of? Yeah, nope. XD Like Simon says, grab a folding stoll from the dollar store and you're done, lol.

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows 3 года назад +1

      I've done the exact same thing 😂😂

    • @morganstarchild5359
      @morganstarchild5359 3 года назад

      It's actually how we should do it anyway it lines up everything for a easier go!

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 3 года назад

      That's why I own one. It's allegedly for my niece when she comes over... But I use it all the time.

  • @nikosoukkala2648
    @nikosoukkala2648 3 года назад +33

    Goddammit Simon! You missed thee perfect opportunity in the intro to say "You'll just have to go through very short certification process... by filling in your bank card information on the website"
    Oh yeah the finnish version of the dragon's den is called Leijonan Luola aka Lion's cave btw

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +12

      damn.
      Still, do you want t try my pyramid scheme?

    • @Truex007
      @Truex007 3 года назад

      Why wasn't it dragons cave and lions den? That would make to much sense?

  • @augsdoggs
    @augsdoggs 3 года назад +4

    Yes please! More “worst pitch” blazes from Shark Tank, et al. Thank you.

  • @js66613
    @js66613 3 года назад +1

    Simon: "Dragons, they're not even real, are they?"
    Komodo, bearded and sea dragons: *indignant expression* How dare you question my existence, mortal?

  • @MashMonster69
    @MashMonster69 3 года назад +8

    "I guess because they don't have dragons." Well, saint George went there first.

  • @stevejester5658
    @stevejester5658 3 года назад +4

    "Ask a favor though" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Simon, you're a gift from the blaze Gods!

  • @joniroxanne96
    @joniroxanne96 3 года назад +13

    The "driving on the wrong side" always remind me of how...
    Matthew Broderick did the same thing, and killed a person. 😐

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse 3 года назад +3

      Part of me doesn't get understand how this happens. You're supposed to drive on whichever side of the road that puts you the driver closest to the center of the road. That's literally all it is. Wouldn't it feel immediately more wrong to be so close to the outside edge of the road? Did no one else's driver's ed teacher tell them to keep that center yellow line (or whatever kind of line they've got in the country you're in) at the nearest bottom corner of their windshield?

    • @KarenTodd23
      @KarenTodd23 3 года назад +6

      @@erraticonteuse that gets problematic if you drive your left handed car in right hand driving country...

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +3

      Damn, didn't know that.

    • @azuregriffin1116
      @azuregriffin1116 3 года назад +2

      @@erraticonteuse I believe the recent switch in Burma leads to the opposite. I don't know if it's still the case, but it was on Top Gear.

    • @mlee6050
      @mlee6050 3 года назад +2

      @@erraticonteuse left sided country I hate as people say outside which means middle of the road, I like saying it for where pavement is, also I live in UK but from what I done, I find driving a car with steering wheel on left nicer to drive but can’t seem to get them here

  • @simonandriessen8761
    @simonandriessen8761 Год назад +1

    Oooh that last one sounds like an ear infection waiting to happen...

  • @mattiemathis9549
    @mattiemathis9549 Год назад +1

    I realize this is two years old, but Simon you will be proud to know that when I paused your video to follow directions, I typed “drago” and YT immediately popped up that episode! Your influence or the algorithm, YT seems to know what I was looking for. 😂😂

  • @homoinspirus
    @homoinspirus 3 года назад +4

    I have a feeling this demonstration on the table is going to come back at Simon in memes...A LOT :)

  • @DoctorProph3t
    @DoctorProph3t 3 года назад +4

    “I think (sic) cigarettes put themselves out now.”
    Nah bruz, they’re treated with benzene-derived additives that smoulder instead of burn, way back when the cowboy and child-miner days were supreme, you practically had to relight them between puffs, the additives mean they stay charcoaled for longer and hotter.

  • @1986krazy
    @1986krazy 3 года назад +5

    The US version of The Office had a bit about Michael liking to wake up to the smell of bacon, and burns his foot on the grill when he got out of bed. Classic

    • @smooshiebear80
      @smooshiebear80 6 месяцев назад

      How is it they managed to include Michael and the pyramid scheme and not his quote about “It’s delicious, it’s good for me…” when he burned his foot?

  • @CharliMorganMusic
    @CharliMorganMusic 3 года назад

    You're correct. We don't have dragons in America...but we do have Shark Tornados, so there's that.

  • @gabrielkay6866
    @gabrielkay6866 3 года назад +1

    That feel when the out of context clip at the beginning of the video is more iconic than the (admittedly awesome) 2 note opening theme song

  • @skyvenrazgriz8226
    @skyvenrazgriz8226 3 года назад +12

    Ah a new Wistler channel, must be tuesday... wait a minute!

  • @RedHeadForester
    @RedHeadForester 3 года назад +23

    Concave skinny self-image mirrors:
    Live fat and die young!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +8

      BA DA BUM BUM TSHSHSSHHSHSHSHSHS

    • @fatrabbitphoto
      @fatrabbitphoto 3 года назад +3

      When an idea is so ethically questionable even Kevin O'Leary won't touch it...

    • @mamanoneyall51
      @mamanoneyall51 3 года назад

      Lol, they already kinda did that. Stores got in trouble for it. Skinny mirror🤦

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 года назад +5

    Hey Simon. Love you bud. I really appreciate you turned on the radiator we're all chained to. It was getting a bit cold down here with Danny and Sam.

  • @o_foxxyfoxxy_o
    @o_foxxyfoxxy_o 3 года назад +1

    This was a great belated birthday gift. I'm addicted to shark tank/dragon's den and Simon is one of my favorite RUclipsrs. Finally together

  • @andreihd5015
    @andreihd5015 3 года назад

    And I am sitting here wondering why this channel did not break the 1 m subscribers yet. Pure gold. Much love to Simon

  • @NG-fk6wc
    @NG-fk6wc 3 года назад +16

    Ahhhh, i wish I was a damn dragon

  • @furyrage2011
    @furyrage2011 3 года назад +19

    "Dont smoke in bed"
    And here I am, smoking weed... in bed.

  • @Dani-ln6sp
    @Dani-ln6sp 3 года назад +6

    Simon: Don't smoke in bed kids
    Me: Such a role model 👏👏👏

  • @cristian-ionutapostol8018
    @cristian-ionutapostol8018 3 года назад +4

    In Romania it's called "Lions' Empire".

  • @stephunnie_EXO
    @stephunnie_EXO 3 года назад

    The 'Mr Crabs smelly smell' bit had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, I totally want SuperKnees LMAO

  • @SangaPommike
    @SangaPommike 3 года назад +9

    Simon goes: "I go to the UK; or I'm in Europe"
    That's right, Simon. The UK is not in Europe.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +4

      They seem to be working on it. Slowly but surely.

    • @onebritishboi9892
      @onebritishboi9892 3 года назад +1

      If we attach powerful enough engines along the south coast i reckon we could do it

    • @mangot589
      @mangot589 3 года назад

      @@callumwright7459 Well, if you do, let me hop on before you start your return trip?🙏. I don’t take up too much room.

    • @mlee6050
      @mlee6050 3 года назад

      People argue with me when I say I am in europe as live in UK and it is part of europe, just not mainland europe

    • @Foolish188
      @Foolish188 3 года назад

      @@mlee6050 I remember when I was a kid and noticed that Europe wasn't actually a Continent.

  • @Schadowofmorning
    @Schadowofmorning 3 года назад +9

    The german version is called "the lions den" - "Die Höhle der Löwen"

    • @clockwork605
      @clockwork605 3 года назад

      The hole of the lion xD I love it

    • @AlfaJones
      @AlfaJones 3 года назад

      As well as the Finnish one

  • @erice6416
    @erice6416 3 года назад +5

    You bastard! I JUST got into both these shows 2 weeks ago
    Now YOU make video!
    You LEGEND!’

  • @danelisslow3269
    @danelisslow3269 2 года назад +1

    Simon climbing on his desk to demonstrate taking a crap.... that was legendary.

  • @informitas0117
    @informitas0117 3 года назад +1

    Shark tank dude: "I want to implant a speaker in you ear"
    "Haha what an idiot!"
    Musk: "I want to put an inplant in your brain."
    "THE MESSIAH, THE MESSIAH!"

  • @piethagorus7439
    @piethagorus7439 3 года назад +42

    Instead of watching this while I eat lunch I watch this while I snort cocaine and blackout on pain killers

    • @raitchison
      @raitchison 3 года назад +5

      You sir are an absolute legend!

    • @RGC-gn2nm
      @RGC-gn2nm 3 года назад +5

      Allegedly

    • @thatfakedrussiankid5534
      @thatfakedrussiankid5534 3 года назад +1

      Ah thats the simon way

    • @94felitf
      @94felitf 3 года назад +2

      @@thatfakedrussiankid5534 The Simon way is snorting cocaine and torturing his prisoners, allegedly

    • @mitchellneu
      @mitchellneu 3 года назад +1

      Allegedly

  • @Malaphor
    @Malaphor 3 года назад +21

    "Dont smoke in bed."
    > Me, as I am smoking. In bed. ರ_ರ

    • @banjojohn1489
      @banjojohn1489 3 года назад

      Word.. 😂

    • @savejeff15
      @savejeff15 3 года назад +1

      Depends? Are you smoking 420 or lung Cancer?

    • @EvanRustMakes
      @EvanRustMakes 3 года назад +2

      @@savejeff15 Inhaling any kind of smoke isn't good for you. Your lungs are made for air not particles of ash.

    • @Malaphor
      @Malaphor 3 года назад +3

      @@savejeff15 Vaping 420 tbh.

    • @Malaphor
      @Malaphor 3 года назад +2

      @@EvanRustMakes Be careful where you place your judgement. In this case I was smoking medical Marijuana for chronic anxiety. My alternative is taking highly addictive benzodiazepines which will fuck your life up a lot quicker than cancer will.

  • @Hedgy-94
    @Hedgy-94 3 года назад +12

    I'm a simple man I see Simon I click , it's a roulette wheel of what I get and today was the blaze ... today is a good day

    • @annettepenwell6220
      @annettepenwell6220 3 года назад +1

      totally agree, and got a toptenz too....i was a good girl today LOL Allegedly

    • @Hedgy-94
      @Hedgy-94 3 года назад +1

      Some say Simon Whistler is like a box of chocolates..

  • @syndrome5372
    @syndrome5372 3 года назад +1

    simon: "dont smoke in bed"
    me: puts joint in ash tray and pulls blanket over my head, feeling guilty

  • @todddougherty9492
    @todddougherty9492 3 года назад +1

    Simon, do you realize you take up enough time in my day to count as a tv show? With longer commercials if I happen to be listening in the shower....

  • @UltraBrot
    @UltraBrot 3 года назад +6

    Simon is on a holy mission to maximize the sweet youtube cash

  • @justinlast2lastharder749
    @justinlast2lastharder749 3 года назад +3

    "Nobody likes not having a face"
    *Dollmacher has entered the chat*

  • @mattbass4807
    @mattbass4807 3 года назад +11

    7:33 easily one of the greatest moments in business blaze history

    • @bevoss7573
      @bevoss7573 3 года назад +2

      This the content we subscribe for

    • @mattbass4807
      @mattbass4807 3 года назад +1

      @@bevoss7573 we need Simon squatting on a shirt at perchthemerch.co

  • @lindseyripley7597
    @lindseyripley7597 3 года назад +1

    Hey, Simon... I know the"squatty potty" ads well... I love your visual description of it! 😂 But another good way to describe it, is... "It's a "pooping stool". A little stool to put your feet on while you poop! Lol! Love the blaze!!

  • @james8449100
    @james8449100 3 года назад +1

    My favourite one was a man who developed a spill prevention device for gerry cans because his mate died. He spent his life savings and 5 years. The little Australian dragon showed him how to use them properly

  • @rozeuly
    @rozeuly 3 года назад +31

    The “Murder Chanel” is good
    You get some real Simon but he doesn’t go nearly as crazy on it.

    • @martinkadlec6070
      @martinkadlec6070 3 года назад +3

      More blaze is always welcome, even Casual criminalist ™ would benefit.

    • @rozeuly
      @rozeuly 3 года назад

      @@sumdewd he mentions Danny being in the Basement in the first episode, and makes a Yoko Ono reference

  • @tttm99
    @tttm99 3 года назад +3

    Danny's first-hand experience in crime: kidnap/being chained to Simon's radiator.
    #FreeDanny

  • @donnerschlag41
    @donnerschlag41 3 года назад +3

    "Casual Criminal, it doesn't have anything to do with business." - Simon
    "And this channel has something to do with business?" - Me

  • @joshroberts5540
    @joshroberts5540 3 года назад +1

    Internet users of the future watching 'SimonTube' will be absolutely gobsmacked that we used to have a variety of content creators.