History's Greatest Acts of Revenge

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +78

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    • @boringcanadianamv1042
      @boringcanadianamv1042 3 года назад +3

      Peasant Simon? Try Shampoo, greatest word ever

    • @michaelmayhem350
      @michaelmayhem350 3 года назад

      If you do a video on pranks gone wrong you have to include the youtuber that live streaming himself buying a kitchen knife then walking into the store parking lot and trying to rob someone only to get shot dead lol 😂 🤣

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 3 года назад

      20:00 what's happening?
      Brexit mate it's brexit

    • @aaronbasham6554
      @aaronbasham6554 3 года назад

      The Warren Buffet story seems like it was the inspiration for Kaiba taking over Kaiba Corps.

    • @canadian7723
      @canadian7723 3 года назад

      Business Blaze
      Do u know maga projects r u the same people

  • @keenanlarsen1639
    @keenanlarsen1639 3 года назад +1846

    Simon: 'Don't join an MCN. It's sh*t.'
    Me: Did I just get business advice on the Blaze?

    • @jeffhousen8968
      @jeffhousen8968 3 года назад +116

      Don't get used to it, but it does happen once in a while

    • @rufousdederp
      @rufousdederp 3 года назад +43

      I know, feels weird 😅😅😅

    • @andrewsisson6536
      @andrewsisson6536 3 года назад +84

      Allegedly.

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 3 года назад +39

      The fuck just happened?

    • @adamcroft80
      @adamcroft80 3 года назад +78

      There’s going to be a video on Top Tenz titled ‘top ten mistakes made by Simon’ and that will be number 1.

  • @jessicaevans7847
    @jessicaevans7847 3 года назад +941

    This channel is easily 20% inside jokes and 30% memes. The remaining 50% consists of cocaine comments, criminal tips, and script abuse.

    • @whyjnot420
      @whyjnot420 3 года назад +68

      Don't forget shitting on communism.

    • @ScuzzMB
      @ScuzzMB 3 года назад +54

      You just described the reasons I keep coming back to the channel in the first place. You miscalculated though. 30% of each episode is the rambling story introduction.

    • @wendya989
      @wendya989 3 года назад +31

      There's nothing wrong with communism "in theory" just in practice. Alegendly.

    • @hull_k0gan641
      @hull_k0gan641 3 года назад +9

      Keeps me coming back.

    • @adamd5849
      @adamd5849 3 года назад +23

      You forgot the 10% reminding Danny and Sam of their place in the basement and handcuffed to the radiators

  • @hull_k0gan641
    @hull_k0gan641 3 года назад +1196

    Being subbed to this channel is like being in on the world’s largest collection of member’s only inside jokes.

  • @stannmcb3
    @stannmcb3 2 года назад +40

    There was a guy during the 1973 oil crisis that couldn’t afford to heat his home out in the country side. He signed himself up for every bit of junk mail he could think of. He then had 70 pounds a day of free heating fuel for his wood stove delivered courtesy of the US postal service.

    • @bryn494
      @bryn494 7 месяцев назад

      I remember this, he started a bit of a craze. The junk-mail folks had to hire people to trawl the data to get them off their lists :D

  • @ianoxenham4219
    @ianoxenham4219 3 года назад +59

    Simon: RUclipsrs should never be part of a Multi-Channel Network!
    Also Simon: Runs his own network of multiple RUclips channels

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 года назад +12

      It's fine being in an MCN...
      If you are the head of said MCN

  • @StevenLockey
    @StevenLockey 3 года назад +728

    Simon: Danny its your fault these episodes are so long
    Also Simon: *Waffles off script for ten minutes*

    • @ivyrose5153
      @ivyrose5153 3 года назад +3

      🧇🧇🧇🧇

    • @Travenspear8
      @Travenspear8 3 года назад +17

      Also Simon: does 5 minute ad spot

    • @frogchaser936
      @frogchaser936 3 года назад +8

      Best part is how he complains so much, yet this episode is the same length as all the others.

    • @StevenLockey
      @StevenLockey 3 года назад +4

      @@frogchaser936 It's be around a minute shorter without the moaning lol

    • @DAdamTrammell
      @DAdamTrammell Год назад +3

      Ba-Da-Bum-cheeee!
      Notice how that was only four beats instead five....

  • @badluck5647
    @badluck5647 3 года назад +714

    Simon is a brave man to ask his basement prisoner to research acts of revenge. Simon is screwed if Danny ever escapes again.

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 3 года назад +22

      Again? Was that what happened? I thought it was just a cock up by the scp folks

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +90

      Number 1

    • @jessicaevans7847
      @jessicaevans7847 3 года назад +4

      Again?! How'd Mr. Blaze catch him? Damn, he really is a super villain.

    • @deltavee2
      @deltavee2 3 года назад

      And Simon knows it. Why do you think he talks so fast?

    • @RNMSC
      @RNMSC 3 года назад +7

      This is why I'm not holding my breath for Danny to be asked to research the top 5 greatest prison escapes.

  • @nothankyouYouTube420
    @nothankyouYouTube420 3 года назад +503

    The ADHD banner floating across as a timer for his random tangent is perfect.

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 3 года назад +32

      Sam is a genuine *legend*

    • @JaleDoris
      @JaleDoris 3 года назад +6

      More of this

    • @jasonritner9662
      @jasonritner9662 3 года назад +3

      Hey, spoilers!

    • @way2tired2
      @way2tired2 3 года назад +4

      I was ROLLING. lol.

    • @redram5150
      @redram5150 3 года назад +16

      That wasn’t a tangent. There wasn’t even an intersection. My senile great aunt is more coherent than that veer off course

  • @mitchellneu
    @mitchellneu 3 года назад +67

    I can’t be the only one interested in a channel where Simon breaks down the original versions of fairy tales...like, seriously, that sounds awesome. Like, the serious, dark, nature of Casual Criminalist combined with the epic hilarious rants of Business Blaze...The potential for greatness lies ahead.

    • @MasterCedar
      @MasterCedar 2 года назад +3

      I would rather have him do the bible

    • @jdw221221
      @jdw221221 2 года назад +8

      @@MasterCedar i mean, he DID say fairy tales right?

    • @MasterCedar
      @MasterCedar 2 года назад +2

      @@jdw221221 My point exactly

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 Год назад +2

      ​@@jdw221221The bible counts as a fairy tale.

    • @carolynnkelly283
      @carolynnkelly283 Год назад

      absolutely!

  • @Iris_and_or_George
    @Iris_and_or_George 3 года назад +49

    Does anyone else think that Simon is actually a prisoner in Danny's basement? Where he films already is in a basement and Danny seems to travel the world and has friends.

    • @kieronparr3403
      @kieronparr3403 3 года назад +5

      Plot twist

    • @FallenMuse81
      @FallenMuse81 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Год назад +6

      The wife and kids he talks about so endearingly are actually stuffed animals he talks to, or maybe mice in the walls that he feeds with crumbs

  • @tyler7535
    @tyler7535 3 года назад +328

    Remember that time when Simon said he'd stop yelling and it only lasted the length of that one video?

    • @xWood4000
      @xWood4000 3 года назад +7

      He has a voice coach, so atleast he hopefully doesn't destroy his voice as much

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +7

      No, because it didn't even last that long.

    • @tyler7535
      @tyler7535 3 года назад +14

      @@xWood4000 I'm pretty sure his 'voice coach' is just him yelling at Danny in the basement

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +75

      I started working with an expert, and I feel much better :)

    • @WAZZZAAA92
      @WAZZZAAA92 3 года назад +2

      Short attention span? Can' pass judgement... keep shouting, we love it but if you lose your voice you KNOW that Danny will finally break loose and place you in that cage / "basement" when those payments in stickers stop coming his way.

  • @SkunkApe407
    @SkunkApe407 3 года назад +188

    Me: "Ooh, new BB! (clicks video)
    Simon: "GO TF AWAY!!!"
    Me: "I know when I'm not welcome..."

    • @didums100
      @didums100 3 года назад +27

      Don't forget to smash that dislike button on your way out.

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 3 года назад +12

      @@didums100 don't try to lure me back with your silver tongue and honeyed words.

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 3 года назад +3

      @@Rustikreign yeah, much like Danny and Sam, I'm a glutton for punishment.

    • @Steph......
      @Steph...... 3 года назад +3

      Allegedly

  • @LizRealGirlBeauty
    @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 года назад +221

    I'm naming my next kid Business Blaze.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 3 года назад +16

      No, if it's a boy Simon Danny
      If it's a girl Samantha Danielle

    • @Noone-l6g
      @Noone-l6g 3 года назад +2

      @@christinebenson518 excellent

    • @brennan702
      @brennan702 3 года назад +2

      fukin do it

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +29

      Legend

    • @WAZZZAAA92
      @WAZZZAAA92 3 года назад +1

      Not sure (depending on country) you can name someone "Business" but you can certainly change the surname to Blaze, my newly born son Danny is a living proof of that.

  • @surferdude4487
    @surferdude4487 3 года назад +71

    Plot twist: There is no Danny. He is just the product of Simon's MPD.
    "Revenge is a dish best served cold" also "Revenge is sweet"
    Makes me wonder, "Is revenge ice-cream?"

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 3 года назад +3

      This has been my theory for a while.

  • @bklolzz
    @bklolzz 3 года назад +81

    I probably get 90% of my advertisement exposure through Simon's rambling add reads and I can't say I'd prefer it any other way. I'm just impressed and pleased that people see fit to sponsor the Blazing content so Simon keeps making it and Danny has a restrictive basement in which to reside.

  • @JohnWhite-ue7hy
    @JohnWhite-ue7hy 3 года назад +145

    "The Count of Monte Cristo" has been made into several movies already.

    • @Master_Yoda1990
      @Master_Yoda1990 3 года назад +13

      And an anime adaptation.

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 3 года назад +7

      @John White These are just the ones under C, there are more named differently.
      The Count of Monte Cristo (1961 film)
      The Count of Monte Cristo (1934 film)
      The Count of Monte Cristo (1942 film)
      The Count of Monte Cristo (1943 film)
      The Count of Monte Cristo (1954 film)
      The Count of Monte Cristo (1975 film)
      The Count of Monte Cristo (1998 miniseries)
      The Count of Monte Cristo (2002 film)
      The Count of Monte Cristo (1912 film)
      The Count of Monte Cristo (1913 film)
      The Count of Monte Cristo (1956 TV series)
      The Count of Monte Cristo (1964 TV series)

    • @gpanthony
      @gpanthony 3 года назад +2

      @@Master_Yoda1990 with incredible textures!

    • @fredocuomo5386
      @fredocuomo5386 3 года назад +3

      and a delicious sandwich

    • @mcpossum
      @mcpossum 3 года назад +1

      Simon doesn't want movies.

  • @cthulu10000
    @cthulu10000 3 года назад +137

    Simon: I should make a channel breaking down f'ed up fairy tales
    Jon solo: am I a joke to you

    • @alinaowen2635
      @alinaowen2635 3 года назад +24

      Fellow Solo Cup

    • @CathySW
      @CathySW 3 года назад +16

      Oooh, I want a Solo cup crossover episode!

    • @jix9
      @jix9 3 года назад +11

      Was going to mention the same thing. Simon and Jon are what RUclips should be all about

    • @Nikki-lodeon
      @Nikki-lodeon 3 года назад +1

      I don't know this reference, and I feel like I should.

    • @cthulu10000
      @cthulu10000 3 года назад +11

      @@Nikki-lodeon Jon solo runs a channel where it's all the messed up history of various childhood stories from fairy tales to Disney movies

  • @hemberger91
    @hemberger91 2 года назад +29

    Simon has enough channels to start his own streaming service

    • @softkitty775
      @softkitty775 Год назад +3

      I would subscribe 😸😻😻😻🦹‍♀️

    • @lilesmw
      @lilesmw Год назад

      Facts I can’t believe how many writers he has

  • @jesselynds5411
    @jesselynds5411 8 месяцев назад +1

    Dear Mister Blaze,
    Please keep up the good work.
    Best Regards,
    Simon Whistler

  • @brittanywoodman6559
    @brittanywoodman6559 3 года назад +86

    Is there any better way to wake up than to a new business blaze with Simon? Makes my morning blaze worth it

    • @MrStejefferies
      @MrStejefferies 3 года назад +3

      Finishing work to a fresh business blaze.. :D

    • @Sledgeace
      @Sledgeace 3 года назад +1

      @@MrStejefferies ffs why

    • @LuchadorMasque
      @LuchadorMasque 3 года назад

      Fat dabs?

    • @Reblaser
      @Reblaser 3 года назад +3

      After lunch for me in Eastern Canada, but I share the general sentiment!

    • @sleedog11
      @sleedog11 3 года назад +2

      10 am blaze drop here in bc makes for a good morning

  • @Rascofresco11
    @Rascofresco11 3 года назад +68

    10:00 "... She was hit by an anti-tank shell; that's the worst shell to get hit by"
    You don't say 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GrockleTD
      @GrockleTD 3 года назад +1

      i'd argue getting hit by naval artillery would be worse

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +1

      @@GrockleTD Let's go whaling in a car some time.

    • @GrockleTD
      @GrockleTD 3 года назад +1

      @@insaincaldo not sure what you're getting at, but warships engaging in shore bombardment, especially against armored/fortified targets was extremely common during the second world war

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +2

      @@GrockleTD Not deputing it happening, it's just daft. Not as daft as assassinating someone in their bedroom with a surface to air missile, but daft.

    • @TheCatzilla1
      @TheCatzilla1 3 года назад +1

      I have to say that getting hit with a Davy Crockett shell would be worse

  • @tank7737
    @tank7737 3 года назад +32

    "Tank parks where tank wants" i spat out my beer

  • @stareagle5000
    @stareagle5000 3 года назад +39

    Simon: "I don't know about the brothers grimm"
    Also Simon: Immediately references a brothers grimm story!

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Год назад

      He did say Snow White when i think he meant Sleeping Beauty, tho

    • @DavidStruveDesigns
      @DavidStruveDesigns Год назад

      @@alisaurus4224 Easily confused - they did both end up in essentially comas where people thought they were dead. Only difference is Sleeping Beauty got awoken by a kiss, and Snow White had her coffin dropped which dislodged the apple stuck in her throat

  • @chasecharron4546
    @chasecharron4546 3 года назад +28

    History classes in 3080: and this man made the most content of any man that has ever lived
    Class: .... this has nothing to do with business

  • @last-chance8476
    @last-chance8476 3 года назад +70

    "I don't know anything about the Brothers Grimm but fairy tales are messed up" proceeds to talk about the Brothers Grimm's Snow White

  • @andrewsisson6536
    @andrewsisson6536 3 года назад +171

    Business Blaze: Come for the facts, stay for the memes and bizarre tangents!

    • @ChungusTheHumongous
      @ChungusTheHumongous 3 года назад +5

      And cocaine:)

    • @melodyparker3485
      @melodyparker3485 3 года назад +5

      ALLEGEDLY.

    • @AmberS87
      @AmberS87 Год назад +1

      I come for the tangents and stay for the facts. I love this channel for Simon’s tangents and yelling.

  • @Xiuhcoatl_
    @Xiuhcoatl_ 3 года назад +157

    Imagine if Simon quit all his other channels and focused all his primal British energy on this channel. The quality would probably be better. (Allegedly)

    • @buddy3824
      @buddy3824 3 года назад +21

      He would die from the extra cocaine tho

    • @jessicaevans7847
      @jessicaevans7847 3 года назад +16

      BB is only so good cuz this is where he can be free and shake his more professional image.

    • @rufousdederp
      @rufousdederp 3 года назад +4

      I don't think we would be able to handle it 😅

    • @jessicaevans7847
      @jessicaevans7847 3 года назад +1

      @@rufousdederp why does your avatar look like me?

    • @MarkSegalis
      @MarkSegalis 3 года назад +8

      He'd have to clone Danny, and get a larger radiator to chain all the Danny clones to. Sounds like a hassle.

  • @hazmania
    @hazmania 3 года назад +3

    My daughter bought me a subscription to Magellan, for Christmas. It’s excellent. Between all Simons RUclips channels & MagellanTV, I’m sorted for entertainment forever! Although I did take break to watch “My Octopus Teacher”, that was awesome, it definitely deserved both the BAFTA & the OSCAR that it won. Just saying.

  • @geelongalbatross
    @geelongalbatross 3 года назад +2

    This is, beyond question, my favourite Simon Whistler channel.

  • @Trigg3rHippie
    @Trigg3rHippie 3 года назад +32

    PLEASE MAKE "ALLEGED LEGEND" T-SHIRT. YOU NEED IT. I NEED IT. PEOPLE NEED IT. THE WORLD NEEDS IT.

  • @WafflesYo
    @WafflesYo 3 года назад +178

    This Channel is a pure fucking meme. I love it.

    • @NickVanRegenmorter
      @NickVanRegenmorter 3 года назад +1

      Get the likes to 69 please

    • @NickVanRegenmorter
      @NickVanRegenmorter 3 года назад +1

      Wow we already hit it

    • @WafflesYo
      @WafflesYo 3 года назад +1

      Yeah more likes, cause simon doesnt already know it's true xD
      I mean it with love id you're listening Mr.Blaze

  • @amicloud_yt
    @amicloud_yt 3 года назад +137

    damn dude, danny is a friggen insane writer. like, the good kind of insane. lad's an absolute legend.

    • @amicloud_yt
      @amicloud_yt 3 года назад +3

      @@TheJoemb1 allegedly.

    • @DannySalter
      @DannySalter 3 года назад +14

      Thank you!

    • @amicloud_yt
      @amicloud_yt 3 года назад +3

      @@DannySalter Oh, hi! You're welcome!

    • @allegralikessunnydays1704
      @allegralikessunnydays1704 3 года назад +5

      @@DannySalter Agree with him, you are making my life so much better by existing to the extent I'd buy you a beer! Hope wonderful things happen for you x

    • @nellom.8771
      @nellom.8771 3 года назад +5

      He's been eating the basement mushrooms again

  • @AshKetchum442
    @AshKetchum442 3 года назад +9

    i love this channel because Simon is typically so serious and professional in his videos (though theres been more personality in Today I Found Out lately) so its really fun and cute to see that he’s a massive goofball

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 3 года назад +6

    Business Blaze isn't about business. It's about the Business of Blazing!
    Also seventy four percent inside jokes.
    I hope this channel never leaves. It's the only one in the Simon Whistler RUclips Universe that I never fail to click on. I like your other content, Simon, don't get me wrong but two things:
    It's much more of a topics-that-interest me kind of thing
    It's really surreal watching you be professional after blazing for so long.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +94

    Juicy communism...
    But our Juche is even juicier

    • @corypasner
      @corypasner 3 года назад +3

      Dear leader why are you such a superfan of Simon Whistler

    • @tsartomato
      @tsartomato 3 года назад +1

      sun of juche will shine on us

    • @grim1427
      @grim1427 3 года назад +1

      SO JUICY!

    • @jordancampbell5010
      @jordancampbell5010 3 года назад +2

      Kim may I call you that please 🙏 from frosty top of Canada you are a legend.

    • @derkaiserreicher
      @derkaiserreicher 3 года назад

      Oh glorious leader!!!!

  • @damianelswick8828
    @damianelswick8828 3 года назад +19

    Simon, this is my favorite channel of yours. Danny and Sam work so well together, in conjunction with you. The other channels don't give you much room to be expressive, where as it feels like we're in a bar, and you're going on some drunken, coke-fueled (allegedly) rant on some obscure topic.

    • @sidhawkwind8179
      @sidhawkwind8179 3 года назад +3

      Yeah danny all the way...That yank Matthew who did one BB was lacking the BB OG insiders plus not funny...Simon and Sam saved that one...Keep BB British!!!

    • @damianelswick8828
      @damianelswick8828 3 года назад +1

      @@sidhawkwind8179 I'm an American, and completely agree.

    • @sidhawkwind8179
      @sidhawkwind8179 3 года назад +1

      @@damianelswick8828 Cheers mate you're are a Legend!!...As a brit living in the US (30+ yrs)...I myself even more so really miss British Houmor in my every day life.. The Un-Holy Trinity as in Simon, Danny and Sam are almost the same chemistry like the original Top gear team (who is the "Captain slow" out of this Trinity?😁)...I know quite a lot of Americans will feel offended on what I said but that's why there a thing called "British humor"🙂

  • @LeifEriccson43
    @LeifEriccson43 3 года назад +70

    "Marry a serviceman, and you serve in the Army." the original dependa

    • @mwindanji6714
      @mwindanji6714 3 года назад +4

      With a touch of the potamus.

    • @dvspro123
      @dvspro123 3 года назад +6

      "My husband is an LT! Salute me!" -Dependasaurus Rex

    • @tammystockley-loughlin7680
      @tammystockley-loughlin7680 3 года назад

      People often forget that servicemen have families...and they sacrifice also. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis

    • @Tbilling12
      @Tbilling12 3 года назад +3

      Thank you I was hoping someone else caught this. I didn't know the soviets also had tricare-atops

    • @YorkshirePirate
      @YorkshirePirate 3 года назад +1

      What rank are we now?

  • @MysteryFaceX
    @MysteryFaceX 2 года назад +9

    Danny's summary of Pierre's revenge is much more thrilling than reading all of Dumas's Count of Monte Cristo.

  • @JeeVeeHaych
    @JeeVeeHaych 3 года назад +103

    This Maria woman deserves a posthumous 'Legend' T-shirt

  • @Tiberon098
    @Tiberon098 3 года назад +21

    I love how he still has all of those Solo cups sitting around.

    • @jix9
      @jix9 3 года назад +5

      You would think he would at least be aware of Jon Solo

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat 3 года назад +16

    3:53 I see Sam has been enjoying Horrible Histories as well. Awesome books that turned into a hilarious show.

    • @chesh1rek1tten
      @chesh1rek1tten 3 года назад

      Wasn't it the other way around? I have a memory of Karl (FF) saying the show was so successful they made books..
      Or maybe that's the Mandela effect

    • @613aristocrat
      @613aristocrat 3 года назад +4

      @@chesh1rek1tten It started off as a series by Terry Deary in the 90s? I devoured them all as a kid. They were awesome. I think it turned into a skit show and game show, and then they wrote more books. I have no time to do proper research on this though, just what I remember experiencing.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 3 года назад +1

      Never saw the show, it was s bit after my time, but I really enjoyed the books before I outgrew them. Even now, I'll occasionally remember one of the jokes. Very well written and clever books.

    • @heathervoigt5581
      @heathervoigt5581 3 года назад +1

      Yes! Loved it

    • @heathergarnham9555
      @heathergarnham9555 3 года назад

      The first Horrible Histories was a time traveling pair of friends called Moe and Stitch not really anything like the books

  • @theskintexpat-themightygreegor

    That may be my favorite Danny ending so far. Brilliant! 👏 Well done, Danny

  • @ianmoe
    @ianmoe Год назад

    Thanks!

  • @LiveErrors
    @LiveErrors 3 года назад +159

    simon the reason women historacally hasnt been soldiers isnt just because of muscle, its also because if you lose 300.000 women in a few years your population is gonna drop by a lot

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад +47

      It doesn't really matter who the stronger person is when you're both using automatic rounds with high capacity magazines.

    • @SuperBadadan
      @SuperBadadan 3 года назад +13

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio "historically"

    • @fanspastisk
      @fanspastisk 3 года назад +21

      There are too many people. Let's have women only wars from now on

    • @dreddfan01
      @dreddfan01 3 года назад +7

      Russia still has problems with population balance due to ww2 because so many men were killed.

    • @wfjhDUI
      @wfjhDUI 3 года назад +14

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio Yeah but physical endurance does still matter and males have an advantage there too (but it's not as great as the strength gap). That said, I don't see any reason not to have female frontline soldiers if they meet requirements. They'll just have a harder time meeting those requirements.

  • @Fade2GrayOG
    @Fade2GrayOG 3 года назад +14

    Simon: The past was the worst!
    Magellan: Now this is a guy we can get behind!

  • @adrianwarner8686
    @adrianwarner8686 3 года назад +27

    Fortunately I recently broke my leg, so I have been able to binge watch Blaze and I now understand all the in jokes.
    Allegedly.

    • @LuchadorMasque
      @LuchadorMasque 3 года назад +3

      Any fun painkillers?

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 3 года назад +3

      Wouldn't binge too many blazes in a row, you might end up craving a Trump steak…

    • @adrianwarner8686
      @adrianwarner8686 3 года назад +1

      @@LuchadorMasque They sent me home with 120 Codeine and a bottle of Morphine.
      Watching Blaze on that combination is wild 😂

    • @adrianwarner8686
      @adrianwarner8686 3 года назад +1

      @@nunyobidniz It's ok, I can wash it down with some Trump Ice 😉

    • @joehemmann1156
      @joehemmann1156 3 года назад +2

      I enjoy any statement that begins "fortunately, I recently broke my leg..." Yes, how fortunate... lol

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +14

    3:10 - Chapter 1 - Comrade tank , hero of the soviet union
    10:35 - Chapter 2 - The 200 Billions $ payback
    16:35 - Mid roll ads
    19:05 - Chapter 3 - Shoemaker loses his shit
    27:50 - Chapter 4 - The godfather of spam

  • @paulrouth5997
    @paulrouth5997 3 года назад +1

    It is a bit but love all of your channels anyway. I remember the Night Witches on RUclips (there is also actual wartime footage from World War II on You Tube also) from World War II who fought for the Soviet Union and went to look it up and found what initially got me to read the book; 'The Badass WWII Squadron of Female Pilots Known as the Night Witches' from Today I Found Out, Oct. 31, 2019. The 588th Regiment was initially an all-female regiment, including mechanics and drivers as well as navigators and pilots. Flying what were biplanes used for crop dusting I believe and able to carry up to six 50 kilo bombs, the weight of the pilot and the navigator was critical, hence women were the logical choice. It had to be terrifying to the German soldiers to here that whistling in the dark that meant bombs were soon on the way.

  • @TheDfarrelljr
    @TheDfarrelljr 3 года назад +9

    I can't believe how much I have come to love the extended introductions.

  • @TheSquishiRex
    @TheSquishiRex 3 года назад +7

    I don’t mind the long intros. Everything about the show style is great. Very refreshing and unique compared to most channels. I especially enjoy when I watch one of Simon’s billion other channels and you can see the BB personality leak through that previously he kept under wraps.

  • @Geomazing963
    @Geomazing963 3 года назад +30

    10 outta 10 need Danny's long introductions back or we will start playing Raid: Shadow Legends!

  • @bateman2112
    @bateman2112 3 года назад +7

    Those shadows make me think Simon is actually keeping Danny, Sam, and ETA in Go Go Dancer cages.
    Pasties: yes or no?

  • @makinwaves8147
    @makinwaves8147 3 года назад

    Im allegedly blazed, watching the blaze, staring our boy with the blaze... and its ablazing!

  • @zafarsyed6437
    @zafarsyed6437 3 года назад +10

    That's it- we've reached the singularity- BIOGRAPHICS for DANNY & SAM!
    We need to know! The Blaze will be so much sweeter due to that knowledge

  • @tippyc2
    @tippyc2 3 года назад +42

    Fun fact: when US Congress first created the mint, the law said the smallest allowable division of the dollar is 0.1 cents ($.001). That law still stands.

    • @craigcarter400
      @craigcarter400 3 года назад +1

      You would need 5 of the smallest allowable denomination to make half a cent lol

    • @craigcarter400
      @craigcarter400 3 года назад

      Might as well make a 2c coin in Mexico as well lol.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +20

      Why are congress making mints?

    • @roberttucker1527
      @roberttucker1527 3 года назад +1

      @@brainblaze6526 😂

    • @patrickjordan2233
      @patrickjordan2233 3 года назад +4

      @@brainblaze6526 sweet tooth..))

  • @jtallant1977
    @jtallant1977 3 года назад +49

    Simon: "If you're going to be in a knife fight.."
    Me (a woman): *glances at all the knives she owns and knows how to use because self defense and martial weapons classes for women are a thing...*

    • @jessicaevans7847
      @jessicaevans7847 3 года назад +6

      Lol got my training in the Army. I'd rather use a knife.

    • @Fluffy_production
      @Fluffy_production 3 года назад +10

      Bring a gun if your gonna be in a knife fight 😂

    • @metanevets91
      @metanevets91 3 года назад +5

      We all have issues to work on. The first step is kind of acknowledging it.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 3 года назад +5

      @@Fluffy_production Kill Bill Vol. 2: Am I a joke to you?
      XD

    • @lifesecho4456
      @lifesecho4456 3 года назад +3

      Just always carry a gun *and* a knife with you and then you are always prepared.
      Also, I read that second part of the OP and my pants got a little less roomy.

  • @TheWinterySummer
    @TheWinterySummer 2 года назад +6

    Please do a revenge series!! This one was hilarious, I didn't know that revenge could be so creative and dark.

  • @southpawhammer8644
    @southpawhammer8644 3 года назад +2

    Honestly, the excessive intros are the best part of the videos.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +174

    Oh yes, *Jesus Christ*
    What a Russian surname

    • @renerpho
      @renerpho 3 года назад +11

      "Maria Jesus Christ" is an epic name.

    • @brrrrrtenjoyer
      @brrrrrtenjoyer 3 года назад +12

      Jesumir Christov

    • @tsartomato
      @tsartomato 3 года назад +3

      it says october(related)

  • @helenafarkas4534
    @helenafarkas4534 3 года назад +22

    simon, the reason your neighbors don't mess with you on the street is bc they are terrified of ending up in your basement

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue 3 года назад +2

      Once Simon's neighbor came over to complain about the noise but just as he raised his fist to knock, he heard Simon scream DANNY WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!! His hand slowly lowered and he backed away, finally turning and hurrying away pulling his coat closed around him.

    • @DouglasParkinson
      @DouglasParkinson 3 года назад +2

      That didn't stop the Infidels from trying to break in

  • @boringcanadianamv1042
    @boringcanadianamv1042 3 года назад +27

    Real life Tank Girl, minus the torn fishnets and protruding missile bra... Legend

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 3 года назад +5

      Effing awesome movie.
      She's just the girl.
      The girl you want.
      Pa-pa-pa-POW!

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад +2

      And her husband wasn't a mutant kangaroo.

    • @wfjhDUI
      @wfjhDUI 3 года назад +7

      Let's not assume anything. We don't know what she was wearing inside the tank.

    • @Condorito380
      @Condorito380 3 года назад +4

      Let's not assume anything. We don't know her husband wasnt a mutant kangaroo.

  • @TheQuickSilver101
    @TheQuickSilver101 3 года назад

    It's official, this is my favorite RUclips channel now. Thank you Mr. Blaze!

  • @umbawamumbawa
    @umbawamumbawa 3 года назад +1

    Simon is a real spice for this channel, like when Simon rumbles about freezing beard and the coloured ADHD fly-by, that is just so much to the point! Meme GOD!

  • @realFoxBox
    @realFoxBox 3 года назад +18

    Tetris is now owned by the original dev who now lives in California.

    • @tomw6947
      @tomw6947 3 года назад

      Cali is full of communists.

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 3 года назад +9

    Love #7! I’m absolutely honored to have ETA subscribe to my channel. Perhaps he noticed my amazing BB playlist. Sam, once again my heart, The Monkees were my hero’s growing up. Danny your writing is becoming a comfort. Simon if you shave that beard a part of me will die. The end

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 3 года назад +1

      He's subscribed to pretty much everyone who comments on BB videos I think 😅

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 3 года назад +1

      @@stephjovi I’ve commented daily since the first Blaze, so...

  • @maniaemagna
    @maniaemagna 3 года назад +3

    I remember one story of revenge that happened 1950s. A veteran of WW2 after learning a relative was badly beaten and raped he gathered a large group of veteran buddies. In the dark of night the the man who committed the horrendous crime was beaten to the point of being crippled along with the rest his gang.

  • @turtal5406
    @turtal5406 3 года назад

    Oh my God, the epic story in the middle of the script... DANNY, YOU LEGEND!!!

  • @jamltayl
    @jamltayl 3 года назад +1

    The title and the intro.. you’ve taken epic legend to a whole new level.

  • @nebuchadne33ar
    @nebuchadne33ar 3 года назад +29

    What's the MCN he's talking about?

    • @loganricherson
      @loganricherson 3 года назад +5

      Commenting to hopefully find out

    • @mcstotti8691
      @mcstotti8691 3 года назад +2

      We need to know

    • @DoctaOsiris
      @DoctaOsiris 3 года назад +2

      Same here, also, wtaf is an MCN?! 😲 😂

    • @Crystan
      @Crystan 3 года назад +7

      @@DoctaOsiris Multi-Channel Network

    • @DoctaOsiris
      @DoctaOsiris 3 года назад +1

      @@Crystan Ah, cool 😎 Thanks 😊👍🏻

  • @therese369
    @therese369 3 года назад +16

    That is plot to the count of Monte Cristo, i knew i recognised the story! Didnt know it was bloody real tho!😂

    • @rapturesrevenge
      @rapturesrevenge 2 года назад

      I'm literally watching this vid for the first time and I was sitting here like, "This is so familiar...wasn't this an episode of Wishbone that inspired me to read a book?" I couldn't remember the title so I googled the plot and found the book, so I looked up the origins of the story. I was today years old when I learned that TCoMC is based on a real story.

  • @SeanMahoneyfitnessandart
    @SeanMahoneyfitnessandart 7 месяцев назад +1

    Going back and watching old episodes is exactly what Im doing.... even tho ive been watching this channel from the very beginning. Also... Quiche is amazing... provided theres no mushrooms.

  • @macuss87
    @macuss87 3 года назад +18

    Which MCN???
    Which one? Tell me!

    • @andrewfickel2962
      @andrewfickel2962 3 года назад +4

      Maker studios

    • @Malaphor
      @Malaphor 3 года назад +1

      Which is now Disney Digital Network, after being acquired by Disney in 2014 for $500m. They changed their name to DDN in 2017.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 года назад +2

      I find it absolutely hilarious that Simon thought the comments would be full of it.
      One person said Defy Media. A couple of people have said Machinima. And someone here said Maker Studios. It's hilarious :P

  • @nugboy420
    @nugboy420 2 года назад

    20:37 Danny and I. Same page. Once Simon started reading this and it went on more than 30-60 seconds I’m like oh part two, gotta recapture our collective attentions after that brief interlude aka sponsored message. Love it

  • @andrewolson5471
    @andrewolson5471 3 года назад

    I know why Business Blaze grows every month... It's hilarious to see such a professional narrator get coked out of his gourd and read the most ridiculous scripts imaginable while high quality memes are added by the most brilliant video editor on RUclips.
    Allegedly.

  • @JosMyOpinion
    @JosMyOpinion 3 года назад +5

    I enjoy having videos playing while working in my office, and must have made Simon so much (well deserved) money over the last few weeks. I've watched ALL the Business Blaze videos, am slamming through Megaprojects and Sideprojects, I've started XPLRD, and will move on to the others when I'm done. Send help - legends.

  • @trayenorton6790
    @trayenorton6790 3 года назад +31

    I actually teared up about Maria taking revenge for her man's death with a tank. That is a woman you want

    • @ardenalexa94
      @ardenalexa94 Год назад +1

      Yes. I admire her courage. She’s the type of woman you’d want on the front lines, I would think.

  • @Fullfatbeard
    @Fullfatbeard 3 года назад +17

    The guy who created Tetris now owns it. But Lost out on the original money due to working for the government

    • @Master_Yoda1990
      @Master_Yoda1990 3 года назад +3

      Still making bank, Tetris is still popular after 40 years

    • @Fullfatbeard
      @Fullfatbeard 3 года назад +2

      @@Master_Yoda1990 agreed but sure he would have loved the original money from the Gameboy license

    • @Master_Yoda1990
      @Master_Yoda1990 3 года назад +3

      @@Fullfatbeard true, but that’s communism

  • @andrewb8698
    @andrewb8698 3 года назад

    Glad to read below you are working with a vocal coach. Im a musician / performer and was thinking while watching you yell and remember your passed issues that it might be a good idea to see one.
    If you haven't do its worth it just to know how to project properly.

  • @501ststudios7
    @501ststudios7 3 года назад

    19:44 “Built like a Brick Shithouse” absolutely killed me 😂

  • @shookings
    @shookings 3 года назад +9

    Danny's friend Nick has reminded me.
    You guys need to check out the story of Sheriff Buford Pusser. "Walking Tall" was a movie made from his story.

    • @blitz07734
      @blitz07734 3 года назад

      Drive by truckers also have a song about him.

  • @DeadPool-pc6zg
    @DeadPool-pc6zg 3 года назад +11

    Simon, could you ask Danny to write a script on the businesses that fired employees for controversial reasons?

  • @steel8231
    @steel8231 3 года назад +7

    Fun Fact: promoting nuclear engineers and technicians based on loyalty is exactly how the Chernobyl and both Lake Karachay disasters happened.

  • @elnombre91
    @elnombre91 3 года назад

    Please don't ever change, Simon.

  • @michaelwilde545
    @michaelwilde545 3 года назад

    Hey Simon - that shirt is amazing marketing. I have it in green (the keep calm and blaze on shirt) and I can't go out in public without people commenting on it, at which point I tell them about your channel. I'm gonna have to get another one or two so I have them in dif colors. It's how I'm making new friends in the age of COVID, by wearing this particular shirt out in public because it starts conversations without fail. Oh, and it starts conversations with cool awesome people, not stuffy sticks in the mud types. I wish I would have had it years ago. Please don't ever discontinue this slogan. I need it in my life.

  • @lifeofthebat22
    @lifeofthebat22 3 года назад +4

    “He-man meme”
    Great memeing Sam

  • @softkitty775
    @softkitty775 Год назад

    Thank you so much, Simon, poor dear sweet Danny boy, and Peter (who should intervene on Danny's behalf), for putting a smile on my face and laughter in my life even on the darkest days. 😸😻😻😻😽😽😽🦹‍♀️

  • @DatBoiUKno
    @DatBoiUKno 3 года назад +6

    Equal Rights, Equal Fights.

  • @50factsabout
    @50factsabout 3 года назад +11

    11:56 shadow goes past.....Simon, has Danny just escaped from the basement??

    • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
      @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 3 года назад +6

      It was ETA Coming for revenge.

    • @50factsabout
      @50factsabout 3 года назад +3

      @@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays Ah crap, that will be some revenge too. ETA is cocaine fuelled....

  • @McClane4Ever.
    @McClane4Ever. 3 года назад

    Never stop Mr. Blaze. Love all your channels.

  • @stone1andonly
    @stone1andonly 2 года назад

    1) Simon, I now dub thee Aqualung. As to why, I will now point out a lyric of the Jethro Tull classic:
    Do you still remember
    December's foggy freeze?
    When the ice that clings onto your beard
    Was screaming agony!
    2) As per your earlier missive in the episode, I will now eagerly be awaiting the all new Fairy Blaze! Yes, Fairy Blaze, where the world of fairy tales is deconstructed and surely a name that will never in any way lead to any sort of creative or lurid misinterpretation!

  • @MrTitanicfanatic2
    @MrTitanicfanatic2 3 года назад +8

    I knew a guy in high school whose legal first name was Blaze. Ironically, he was one of the only people in my school who didn't smoke.

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 3 года назад

      I read a romance novel years ago where the heroine’s name was Blaze. Don’t remember much about it except she had long red hair. Lol.

    • @SegwayBossk
      @SegwayBossk 3 года назад

      One of the heads of security at the office park we do work for is named Blaze. I doubt he smokes

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 3 года назад

      I also went to school with a boy named Blaise. It's a pretty obscure saints name.

    • @RavenFilms
      @RavenFilms 3 года назад

      I dated a guy in high school, but his name was spelled Blaise.
      .... he did smoke. Lol

  • @metri0n
    @metri0n 3 года назад +7

    The longer we blaze, the crazier Simon gets. Poor fact boy losing his damn mind

  • @LucyM-
    @LucyM- 3 года назад +8

    I'm surprised Danny even admits he's from Rotherham. Most people just say Sheffield, lol

  • @ajgunn3277
    @ajgunn3277 Год назад

    REALLY this is awesome. It's like all his other videos, but he's drunk xD
    I freaking love it. All the info, but you can see he's just pissing on the script while also fulfilling it.
    Brillliant humour all over the edges, but all the actual facts too.
    Couldn't ask for more.
    SUBSCRIBED

  • @lyleslaton3086
    @lyleslaton3086 3 года назад

    BRAVO, excellent ending! Don't forget Danny's bonus this week.

  • @Revontuletband
    @Revontuletband 3 года назад +14

    Your Russian accent is almost perfect. Fun fact: Russians think that English-speakers have marbles (or porridge) in their mouths😂

  • @jaydunbar7538
    @jaydunbar7538 3 года назад +38

    The prison friend story reminds me of "The Count of Monte Cristo".

    • @jaydunbar7538
      @jaydunbar7538 3 года назад +16

      Well thats what happens when commenting before the story is done, great book highly recommend.

    • @AKSHAYRapps
      @AKSHAYRapps 3 года назад +8

      I was just reading the comments cause I felt the same thing.

    • @wargeek4577
      @wargeek4577 3 года назад +1

      listening to it I have been saying that since I heard the shoemaker was locked up next to the priest. The count of monte cristo is the best book ever, except the lord of the rings and Werthering heights. It's much better than the Le miserable though.

    • @chaosreaver3597
      @chaosreaver3597 3 года назад

      All I could think was "This is almost exactly the Plot of The Count of Monte Cristo... is this the real world basis for it?"

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing as soon as he mentioned the rich priest. I never knew the book was based on an allegedly true story.

  • @lauriejones4507
    @lauriejones4507 3 года назад +10

    DAMN IT PEOPLE FOCUS!! 👏👏 What in the name of the freaking MCN!! I need to know! (Also, what's a MCN...asking for a friend 🤔)

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 года назад +4

      People in the comments have said Machinima, Defy Media and Maker Studios. Take your pick :P

    • @EmeraldCityVideo
      @EmeraldCityVideo 3 года назад

      MCN = multi-channel network. Theoretically they gather up a number of smaller RUclipsrs and represent and promote them for a cut of their revenue. But typically they put in little to no effort and take a much bigger bite than you would think from that description.

  • @tammystockley-loughlin7680
    @tammystockley-loughlin7680 3 года назад +1

    I laugh so much...I do learn a bit of random stuff also, so thank you. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis