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If you do a video on pranks gone wrong you have to include the youtuber that live streaming himself buying a kitchen knife then walking into the store parking lot and trying to rob someone only to get shot dead lol 😂 🤣
You just described the reasons I keep coming back to the channel in the first place. You miscalculated though. 30% of each episode is the rambling story introduction.
There was a guy during the 1973 oil crisis that couldn’t afford to heat his home out in the country side. He signed himself up for every bit of junk mail he could think of. He then had 70 pounds a day of free heating fuel for his wood stove delivered courtesy of the US postal service.
I can’t be the only one interested in a channel where Simon breaks down the original versions of fairy tales...like, seriously, that sounds awesome. Like, the serious, dark, nature of Casual Criminalist combined with the epic hilarious rants of Business Blaze...The potential for greatness lies ahead.
Does anyone else think that Simon is actually a prisoner in Danny's basement? Where he films already is in a basement and Danny seems to travel the world and has friends.
Short attention span? Can' pass judgement... keep shouting, we love it but if you lose your voice you KNOW that Danny will finally break loose and place you in that cage / "basement" when those payments in stickers stop coming his way.
Not sure (depending on country) you can name someone "Business" but you can certainly change the surname to Blaze, my newly born son Danny is a living proof of that.
Plot twist: There is no Danny. He is just the product of Simon's MPD. "Revenge is a dish best served cold" also "Revenge is sweet" Makes me wonder, "Is revenge ice-cream?"
I probably get 90% of my advertisement exposure through Simon's rambling add reads and I can't say I'd prefer it any other way. I'm just impressed and pleased that people see fit to sponsor the Blazing content so Simon keeps making it and Danny has a restrictive basement in which to reside.
@John White These are just the ones under C, there are more named differently. The Count of Monte Cristo (1961 film) The Count of Monte Cristo (1934 film) The Count of Monte Cristo (1942 film) The Count of Monte Cristo (1943 film) The Count of Monte Cristo (1954 film) The Count of Monte Cristo (1975 film) The Count of Monte Cristo (1998 miniseries) The Count of Monte Cristo (2002 film) The Count of Monte Cristo (1912 film) The Count of Monte Cristo (1913 film) The Count of Monte Cristo (1956 TV series) The Count of Monte Cristo (1964 TV series)
@@insaincaldo not sure what you're getting at, but warships engaging in shore bombardment, especially against armored/fortified targets was extremely common during the second world war
@@alisaurus4224 Easily confused - they did both end up in essentially comas where people thought they were dead. Only difference is Sleeping Beauty got awoken by a kiss, and Snow White had her coffin dropped which dislodged the apple stuck in her throat
Imagine if Simon quit all his other channels and focused all his primal British energy on this channel. The quality would probably be better. (Allegedly)
My daughter bought me a subscription to Magellan, for Christmas. It’s excellent. Between all Simons RUclips channels & MagellanTV, I’m sorted for entertainment forever! Although I did take break to watch “My Octopus Teacher”, that was awesome, it definitely deserved both the BAFTA & the OSCAR that it won. Just saying.
@@DannySalter Agree with him, you are making my life so much better by existing to the extent I'd buy you a beer! Hope wonderful things happen for you x
i love this channel because Simon is typically so serious and professional in his videos (though theres been more personality in Today I Found Out lately) so its really fun and cute to see that he’s a massive goofball
Business Blaze isn't about business. It's about the Business of Blazing! Also seventy four percent inside jokes. I hope this channel never leaves. It's the only one in the Simon Whistler RUclips Universe that I never fail to click on. I like your other content, Simon, don't get me wrong but two things: It's much more of a topics-that-interest me kind of thing It's really surreal watching you be professional after blazing for so long.
Simon, this is my favorite channel of yours. Danny and Sam work so well together, in conjunction with you. The other channels don't give you much room to be expressive, where as it feels like we're in a bar, and you're going on some drunken, coke-fueled (allegedly) rant on some obscure topic.
Yeah danny all the way...That yank Matthew who did one BB was lacking the BB OG insiders plus not funny...Simon and Sam saved that one...Keep BB British!!!
@@damianelswick8828 Cheers mate you're are a Legend!!...As a brit living in the US (30+ yrs)...I myself even more so really miss British Houmor in my every day life.. The Un-Holy Trinity as in Simon, Danny and Sam are almost the same chemistry like the original Top gear team (who is the "Captain slow" out of this Trinity?😁)...I know quite a lot of Americans will feel offended on what I said but that's why there a thing called "British humor"🙂
People often forget that servicemen have families...and they sacrifice also. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis
@@chesh1rek1tten It started off as a series by Terry Deary in the 90s? I devoured them all as a kid. They were awesome. I think it turned into a skit show and game show, and then they wrote more books. I have no time to do proper research on this though, just what I remember experiencing.
Never saw the show, it was s bit after my time, but I really enjoyed the books before I outgrew them. Even now, I'll occasionally remember one of the jokes. Very well written and clever books.
simon the reason women historacally hasnt been soldiers isnt just because of muscle, its also because if you lose 300.000 women in a few years your population is gonna drop by a lot
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Yeah but physical endurance does still matter and males have an advantage there too (but it's not as great as the strength gap). That said, I don't see any reason not to have female frontline soldiers if they meet requirements. They'll just have a harder time meeting those requirements.
It is a bit but love all of your channels anyway. I remember the Night Witches on RUclips (there is also actual wartime footage from World War II on You Tube also) from World War II who fought for the Soviet Union and went to look it up and found what initially got me to read the book; 'The Badass WWII Squadron of Female Pilots Known as the Night Witches' from Today I Found Out, Oct. 31, 2019. The 588th Regiment was initially an all-female regiment, including mechanics and drivers as well as navigators and pilots. Flying what were biplanes used for crop dusting I believe and able to carry up to six 50 kilo bombs, the weight of the pilot and the navigator was critical, hence women were the logical choice. It had to be terrifying to the German soldiers to here that whistling in the dark that meant bombs were soon on the way.
I don’t mind the long intros. Everything about the show style is great. Very refreshing and unique compared to most channels. I especially enjoy when I watch one of Simon’s billion other channels and you can see the BB personality leak through that previously he kept under wraps.
Fun fact: when US Congress first created the mint, the law said the smallest allowable division of the dollar is 0.1 cents ($.001). That law still stands.
Simon: "If you're going to be in a knife fight.." Me (a woman): *glances at all the knives she owns and knows how to use because self defense and martial weapons classes for women are a thing...*
Just always carry a gun *and* a knife with you and then you are always prepared. Also, I read that second part of the OP and my pants got a little less roomy.
Once Simon's neighbor came over to complain about the noise but just as he raised his fist to knock, he heard Simon scream DANNY WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!! His hand slowly lowered and he backed away, finally turning and hurrying away pulling his coat closed around him.
Simon is a real spice for this channel, like when Simon rumbles about freezing beard and the coloured ADHD fly-by, that is just so much to the point! Meme GOD!
Love #7! I’m absolutely honored to have ETA subscribe to my channel. Perhaps he noticed my amazing BB playlist. Sam, once again my heart, The Monkees were my hero’s growing up. Danny your writing is becoming a comfort. Simon if you shave that beard a part of me will die. The end
I remember one story of revenge that happened 1950s. A veteran of WW2 after learning a relative was badly beaten and raped he gathered a large group of veteran buddies. In the dark of night the the man who committed the horrendous crime was beaten to the point of being crippled along with the rest his gang.
I'm literally watching this vid for the first time and I was sitting here like, "This is so familiar...wasn't this an episode of Wishbone that inspired me to read a book?" I couldn't remember the title so I googled the plot and found the book, so I looked up the origins of the story. I was today years old when I learned that TCoMC is based on a real story.
Going back and watching old episodes is exactly what Im doing.... even tho ive been watching this channel from the very beginning. Also... Quiche is amazing... provided theres no mushrooms.
I find it absolutely hilarious that Simon thought the comments would be full of it. One person said Defy Media. A couple of people have said Machinima. And someone here said Maker Studios. It's hilarious :P
20:37 Danny and I. Same page. Once Simon started reading this and it went on more than 30-60 seconds I’m like oh part two, gotta recapture our collective attentions after that brief interlude aka sponsored message. Love it
I know why Business Blaze grows every month... It's hilarious to see such a professional narrator get coked out of his gourd and read the most ridiculous scripts imaginable while high quality memes are added by the most brilliant video editor on RUclips. Allegedly.
I enjoy having videos playing while working in my office, and must have made Simon so much (well deserved) money over the last few weeks. I've watched ALL the Business Blaze videos, am slamming through Megaprojects and Sideprojects, I've started XPLRD, and will move on to the others when I'm done. Send help - legends.
Glad to read below you are working with a vocal coach. Im a musician / performer and was thinking while watching you yell and remember your passed issues that it might be a good idea to see one. If you haven't do its worth it just to know how to project properly.
Hey Simon - that shirt is amazing marketing. I have it in green (the keep calm and blaze on shirt) and I can't go out in public without people commenting on it, at which point I tell them about your channel. I'm gonna have to get another one or two so I have them in dif colors. It's how I'm making new friends in the age of COVID, by wearing this particular shirt out in public because it starts conversations without fail. Oh, and it starts conversations with cool awesome people, not stuffy sticks in the mud types. I wish I would have had it years ago. Please don't ever discontinue this slogan. I need it in my life.
Thank you so much, Simon, poor dear sweet Danny boy, and Peter (who should intervene on Danny's behalf), for putting a smile on my face and laughter in my life even on the darkest days. 😸😻😻😻😽😽😽🦹♀️
1) Simon, I now dub thee Aqualung. As to why, I will now point out a lyric of the Jethro Tull classic: Do you still remember December's foggy freeze? When the ice that clings onto your beard Was screaming agony! 2) As per your earlier missive in the episode, I will now eagerly be awaiting the all new Fairy Blaze! Yes, Fairy Blaze, where the world of fairy tales is deconstructed and surely a name that will never in any way lead to any sort of creative or lurid misinterpretation!
REALLY this is awesome. It's like all his other videos, but he's drunk xD I freaking love it. All the info, but you can see he's just pissing on the script while also fulfilling it. Brillliant humour all over the edges, but all the actual facts too. Couldn't ask for more. SUBSCRIBED
listening to it I have been saying that since I heard the shoemaker was locked up next to the priest. The count of monte cristo is the best book ever, except the lord of the rings and Werthering heights. It's much better than the Le miserable though.
MCN = multi-channel network. Theoretically they gather up a number of smaller RUclipsrs and represent and promote them for a cut of their revenue. But typically they put in little to no effort and take a much bigger bite than you would think from that description.
I laugh so much...I do learn a bit of random stuff also, so thank you. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis
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Peasant Simon? Try Shampoo, greatest word ever
If you do a video on pranks gone wrong you have to include the youtuber that live streaming himself buying a kitchen knife then walking into the store parking lot and trying to rob someone only to get shot dead lol 😂 🤣
20:00 what's happening?
Brexit mate it's brexit
The Warren Buffet story seems like it was the inspiration for Kaiba taking over Kaiba Corps.
Business Blaze
Do u know maga projects r u the same people
Simon: 'Don't join an MCN. It's sh*t.'
Me: Did I just get business advice on the Blaze?
Don't get used to it, but it does happen once in a while
I know, feels weird 😅😅😅
Allegedly.
The fuck just happened?
There’s going to be a video on Top Tenz titled ‘top ten mistakes made by Simon’ and that will be number 1.
This channel is easily 20% inside jokes and 30% memes. The remaining 50% consists of cocaine comments, criminal tips, and script abuse.
Don't forget shitting on communism.
You just described the reasons I keep coming back to the channel in the first place. You miscalculated though. 30% of each episode is the rambling story introduction.
There's nothing wrong with communism "in theory" just in practice. Alegendly.
Keeps me coming back.
You forgot the 10% reminding Danny and Sam of their place in the basement and handcuffed to the radiators
Being subbed to this channel is like being in on the world’s largest collection of member’s only inside jokes.
thats right brutha brutha
O RLY? :)
Allegedly . . .
*chef's kiss*
Ba dum dun tis
There was a guy during the 1973 oil crisis that couldn’t afford to heat his home out in the country side. He signed himself up for every bit of junk mail he could think of. He then had 70 pounds a day of free heating fuel for his wood stove delivered courtesy of the US postal service.
I remember this, he started a bit of a craze. The junk-mail folks had to hire people to trawl the data to get them off their lists :D
Simon: RUclipsrs should never be part of a Multi-Channel Network!
Also Simon: Runs his own network of multiple RUclips channels
It's fine being in an MCN...
If you are the head of said MCN
Simon: Danny its your fault these episodes are so long
Also Simon: *Waffles off script for ten minutes*
🧇🧇🧇🧇
Also Simon: does 5 minute ad spot
Best part is how he complains so much, yet this episode is the same length as all the others.
@@frogchaser936 It's be around a minute shorter without the moaning lol
Ba-Da-Bum-cheeee!
Notice how that was only four beats instead five....
Simon is a brave man to ask his basement prisoner to research acts of revenge. Simon is screwed if Danny ever escapes again.
Again? Was that what happened? I thought it was just a cock up by the scp folks
Number 1
Again?! How'd Mr. Blaze catch him? Damn, he really is a super villain.
And Simon knows it. Why do you think he talks so fast?
This is why I'm not holding my breath for Danny to be asked to research the top 5 greatest prison escapes.
The ADHD banner floating across as a timer for his random tangent is perfect.
Sam is a genuine *legend*
More of this
Hey, spoilers!
I was ROLLING. lol.
That wasn’t a tangent. There wasn’t even an intersection. My senile great aunt is more coherent than that veer off course
I can’t be the only one interested in a channel where Simon breaks down the original versions of fairy tales...like, seriously, that sounds awesome. Like, the serious, dark, nature of Casual Criminalist combined with the epic hilarious rants of Business Blaze...The potential for greatness lies ahead.
I would rather have him do the bible
@@MasterCedar i mean, he DID say fairy tales right?
@@jdw221221 My point exactly
@@jdw221221The bible counts as a fairy tale.
absolutely!
Does anyone else think that Simon is actually a prisoner in Danny's basement? Where he films already is in a basement and Danny seems to travel the world and has friends.
Plot twist
😂😂😂😂
The wife and kids he talks about so endearingly are actually stuffed animals he talks to, or maybe mice in the walls that he feeds with crumbs
Remember that time when Simon said he'd stop yelling and it only lasted the length of that one video?
He has a voice coach, so atleast he hopefully doesn't destroy his voice as much
No, because it didn't even last that long.
@@xWood4000 I'm pretty sure his 'voice coach' is just him yelling at Danny in the basement
I started working with an expert, and I feel much better :)
Short attention span? Can' pass judgement... keep shouting, we love it but if you lose your voice you KNOW that Danny will finally break loose and place you in that cage / "basement" when those payments in stickers stop coming his way.
Me: "Ooh, new BB! (clicks video)
Simon: "GO TF AWAY!!!"
Me: "I know when I'm not welcome..."
Don't forget to smash that dislike button on your way out.
@@didums100 don't try to lure me back with your silver tongue and honeyed words.
@@Rustikreign yeah, much like Danny and Sam, I'm a glutton for punishment.
Allegedly
I'm naming my next kid Business Blaze.
No, if it's a boy Simon Danny
If it's a girl Samantha Danielle
@@christinebenson518 excellent
fukin do it
Legend
Not sure (depending on country) you can name someone "Business" but you can certainly change the surname to Blaze, my newly born son Danny is a living proof of that.
Plot twist: There is no Danny. He is just the product of Simon's MPD.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold" also "Revenge is sweet"
Makes me wonder, "Is revenge ice-cream?"
This has been my theory for a while.
I probably get 90% of my advertisement exposure through Simon's rambling add reads and I can't say I'd prefer it any other way. I'm just impressed and pleased that people see fit to sponsor the Blazing content so Simon keeps making it and Danny has a restrictive basement in which to reside.
"The Count of Monte Cristo" has been made into several movies already.
And an anime adaptation.
@John White These are just the ones under C, there are more named differently.
The Count of Monte Cristo (1961 film)
The Count of Monte Cristo (1934 film)
The Count of Monte Cristo (1942 film)
The Count of Monte Cristo (1943 film)
The Count of Monte Cristo (1954 film)
The Count of Monte Cristo (1975 film)
The Count of Monte Cristo (1998 miniseries)
The Count of Monte Cristo (2002 film)
The Count of Monte Cristo (1912 film)
The Count of Monte Cristo (1913 film)
The Count of Monte Cristo (1956 TV series)
The Count of Monte Cristo (1964 TV series)
@@Master_Yoda1990 with incredible textures!
and a delicious sandwich
Simon doesn't want movies.
Simon: I should make a channel breaking down f'ed up fairy tales
Jon solo: am I a joke to you
Fellow Solo Cup
Oooh, I want a Solo cup crossover episode!
Was going to mention the same thing. Simon and Jon are what RUclips should be all about
I don't know this reference, and I feel like I should.
@@Nikki-lodeon Jon solo runs a channel where it's all the messed up history of various childhood stories from fairy tales to Disney movies
Simon has enough channels to start his own streaming service
I would subscribe 😸😻😻😻🦹♀️
Facts I can’t believe how many writers he has
Dear Mister Blaze,
Please keep up the good work.
Best Regards,
Simon Whistler
Is there any better way to wake up than to a new business blaze with Simon? Makes my morning blaze worth it
Finishing work to a fresh business blaze.. :D
@@MrStejefferies ffs why
Fat dabs?
After lunch for me in Eastern Canada, but I share the general sentiment!
10 am blaze drop here in bc makes for a good morning
10:00 "... She was hit by an anti-tank shell; that's the worst shell to get hit by"
You don't say 🤣🤣🤣
i'd argue getting hit by naval artillery would be worse
@@GrockleTD Let's go whaling in a car some time.
@@insaincaldo not sure what you're getting at, but warships engaging in shore bombardment, especially against armored/fortified targets was extremely common during the second world war
@@GrockleTD Not deputing it happening, it's just daft. Not as daft as assassinating someone in their bedroom with a surface to air missile, but daft.
I have to say that getting hit with a Davy Crockett shell would be worse
"Tank parks where tank wants" i spat out my beer
Simon: "I don't know about the brothers grimm"
Also Simon: Immediately references a brothers grimm story!
He did say Snow White when i think he meant Sleeping Beauty, tho
@@alisaurus4224 Easily confused - they did both end up in essentially comas where people thought they were dead. Only difference is Sleeping Beauty got awoken by a kiss, and Snow White had her coffin dropped which dislodged the apple stuck in her throat
History classes in 3080: and this man made the most content of any man that has ever lived
Class: .... this has nothing to do with business
"I don't know anything about the Brothers Grimm but fairy tales are messed up" proceeds to talk about the Brothers Grimm's Snow White
lol. Well there we have it.
Business Blaze: Come for the facts, stay for the memes and bizarre tangents!
And cocaine:)
ALLEGEDLY.
I come for the tangents and stay for the facts. I love this channel for Simon’s tangents and yelling.
Imagine if Simon quit all his other channels and focused all his primal British energy on this channel. The quality would probably be better. (Allegedly)
He would die from the extra cocaine tho
BB is only so good cuz this is where he can be free and shake his more professional image.
I don't think we would be able to handle it 😅
@@rufousdederp why does your avatar look like me?
He'd have to clone Danny, and get a larger radiator to chain all the Danny clones to. Sounds like a hassle.
My daughter bought me a subscription to Magellan, for Christmas. It’s excellent. Between all Simons RUclips channels & MagellanTV, I’m sorted for entertainment forever! Although I did take break to watch “My Octopus Teacher”, that was awesome, it definitely deserved both the BAFTA & the OSCAR that it won. Just saying.
This is, beyond question, my favourite Simon Whistler channel.
PLEASE MAKE "ALLEGED LEGEND" T-SHIRT. YOU NEED IT. I NEED IT. PEOPLE NEED IT. THE WORLD NEEDS IT.
I approve this message
I'll buy several
Yes!
I have never agreed to anything with my entire heart and ass as this comment.
This Channel is a pure fucking meme. I love it.
Get the likes to 69 please
Wow we already hit it
Yeah more likes, cause simon doesnt already know it's true xD
I mean it with love id you're listening Mr.Blaze
damn dude, danny is a friggen insane writer. like, the good kind of insane. lad's an absolute legend.
@@TheJoemb1 allegedly.
Thank you!
@@DannySalter Oh, hi! You're welcome!
@@DannySalter Agree with him, you are making my life so much better by existing to the extent I'd buy you a beer! Hope wonderful things happen for you x
He's been eating the basement mushrooms again
i love this channel because Simon is typically so serious and professional in his videos (though theres been more personality in Today I Found Out lately) so its really fun and cute to see that he’s a massive goofball
Business Blaze isn't about business. It's about the Business of Blazing!
Also seventy four percent inside jokes.
I hope this channel never leaves. It's the only one in the Simon Whistler RUclips Universe that I never fail to click on. I like your other content, Simon, don't get me wrong but two things:
It's much more of a topics-that-interest me kind of thing
It's really surreal watching you be professional after blazing for so long.
Juicy communism...
But our Juche is even juicier
Dear leader why are you such a superfan of Simon Whistler
sun of juche will shine on us
SO JUICY!
Kim may I call you that please 🙏 from frosty top of Canada you are a legend.
Oh glorious leader!!!!
Simon, this is my favorite channel of yours. Danny and Sam work so well together, in conjunction with you. The other channels don't give you much room to be expressive, where as it feels like we're in a bar, and you're going on some drunken, coke-fueled (allegedly) rant on some obscure topic.
Yeah danny all the way...That yank Matthew who did one BB was lacking the BB OG insiders plus not funny...Simon and Sam saved that one...Keep BB British!!!
@@sidhawkwind8179 I'm an American, and completely agree.
@@damianelswick8828 Cheers mate you're are a Legend!!...As a brit living in the US (30+ yrs)...I myself even more so really miss British Houmor in my every day life.. The Un-Holy Trinity as in Simon, Danny and Sam are almost the same chemistry like the original Top gear team (who is the "Captain slow" out of this Trinity?😁)...I know quite a lot of Americans will feel offended on what I said but that's why there a thing called "British humor"🙂
"Marry a serviceman, and you serve in the Army." the original dependa
With a touch of the potamus.
"My husband is an LT! Salute me!" -Dependasaurus Rex
People often forget that servicemen have families...and they sacrifice also. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis
Thank you I was hoping someone else caught this. I didn't know the soviets also had tricare-atops
What rank are we now?
Danny's summary of Pierre's revenge is much more thrilling than reading all of Dumas's Count of Monte Cristo.
This Maria woman deserves a posthumous 'Legend' T-shirt
LOTSU (Legend of the Soviet Union)
ALegendly
I love how he still has all of those Solo cups sitting around.
You would think he would at least be aware of Jon Solo
3:53 I see Sam has been enjoying Horrible Histories as well. Awesome books that turned into a hilarious show.
Wasn't it the other way around? I have a memory of Karl (FF) saying the show was so successful they made books..
Or maybe that's the Mandela effect
@@chesh1rek1tten It started off as a series by Terry Deary in the 90s? I devoured them all as a kid. They were awesome. I think it turned into a skit show and game show, and then they wrote more books. I have no time to do proper research on this though, just what I remember experiencing.
Never saw the show, it was s bit after my time, but I really enjoyed the books before I outgrew them. Even now, I'll occasionally remember one of the jokes. Very well written and clever books.
Yes! Loved it
The first Horrible Histories was a time traveling pair of friends called Moe and Stitch not really anything like the books
That may be my favorite Danny ending so far. Brilliant! 👏 Well done, Danny
Thanks!
simon the reason women historacally hasnt been soldiers isnt just because of muscle, its also because if you lose 300.000 women in a few years your population is gonna drop by a lot
It doesn't really matter who the stronger person is when you're both using automatic rounds with high capacity magazines.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio "historically"
There are too many people. Let's have women only wars from now on
Russia still has problems with population balance due to ww2 because so many men were killed.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Yeah but physical endurance does still matter and males have an advantage there too (but it's not as great as the strength gap). That said, I don't see any reason not to have female frontline soldiers if they meet requirements. They'll just have a harder time meeting those requirements.
Simon: The past was the worst!
Magellan: Now this is a guy we can get behind!
Fortunately I recently broke my leg, so I have been able to binge watch Blaze and I now understand all the in jokes.
Allegedly.
Any fun painkillers?
Wouldn't binge too many blazes in a row, you might end up craving a Trump steak…
@@LuchadorMasque They sent me home with 120 Codeine and a bottle of Morphine.
Watching Blaze on that combination is wild 😂
@@nunyobidniz It's ok, I can wash it down with some Trump Ice 😉
I enjoy any statement that begins "fortunately, I recently broke my leg..." Yes, how fortunate... lol
3:10 - Chapter 1 - Comrade tank , hero of the soviet union
10:35 - Chapter 2 - The 200 Billions $ payback
16:35 - Mid roll ads
19:05 - Chapter 3 - Shoemaker loses his shit
27:50 - Chapter 4 - The godfather of spam
It is a bit but love all of your channels anyway. I remember the Night Witches on RUclips (there is also actual wartime footage from World War II on You Tube also) from World War II who fought for the Soviet Union and went to look it up and found what initially got me to read the book; 'The Badass WWII Squadron of Female Pilots Known as the Night Witches' from Today I Found Out, Oct. 31, 2019. The 588th Regiment was initially an all-female regiment, including mechanics and drivers as well as navigators and pilots. Flying what were biplanes used for crop dusting I believe and able to carry up to six 50 kilo bombs, the weight of the pilot and the navigator was critical, hence women were the logical choice. It had to be terrifying to the German soldiers to here that whistling in the dark that meant bombs were soon on the way.
I can't believe how much I have come to love the extended introductions.
I don’t mind the long intros. Everything about the show style is great. Very refreshing and unique compared to most channels. I especially enjoy when I watch one of Simon’s billion other channels and you can see the BB personality leak through that previously he kept under wraps.
10 outta 10 need Danny's long introductions back or we will start playing Raid: Shadow Legends!
Those shadows make me think Simon is actually keeping Danny, Sam, and ETA in Go Go Dancer cages.
Pasties: yes or no?
Im allegedly blazed, watching the blaze, staring our boy with the blaze... and its ablazing!
That's it- we've reached the singularity- BIOGRAPHICS for DANNY & SAM!
We need to know! The Blaze will be so much sweeter due to that knowledge
Fun fact: when US Congress first created the mint, the law said the smallest allowable division of the dollar is 0.1 cents ($.001). That law still stands.
You would need 5 of the smallest allowable denomination to make half a cent lol
Might as well make a 2c coin in Mexico as well lol.
Why are congress making mints?
@@brainblaze6526 😂
@@brainblaze6526 sweet tooth..))
Simon: "If you're going to be in a knife fight.."
Me (a woman): *glances at all the knives she owns and knows how to use because self defense and martial weapons classes for women are a thing...*
Lol got my training in the Army. I'd rather use a knife.
Bring a gun if your gonna be in a knife fight 😂
We all have issues to work on. The first step is kind of acknowledging it.
@@Fluffy_production Kill Bill Vol. 2: Am I a joke to you?
XD
Just always carry a gun *and* a knife with you and then you are always prepared.
Also, I read that second part of the OP and my pants got a little less roomy.
Please do a revenge series!! This one was hilarious, I didn't know that revenge could be so creative and dark.
Honestly, the excessive intros are the best part of the videos.
Oh yes, *Jesus Christ*
What a Russian surname
"Maria Jesus Christ" is an epic name.
Jesumir Christov
it says october(related)
simon, the reason your neighbors don't mess with you on the street is bc they are terrified of ending up in your basement
Once Simon's neighbor came over to complain about the noise but just as he raised his fist to knock, he heard Simon scream DANNY WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!! His hand slowly lowered and he backed away, finally turning and hurrying away pulling his coat closed around him.
That didn't stop the Infidels from trying to break in
Real life Tank Girl, minus the torn fishnets and protruding missile bra... Legend
Effing awesome movie.
She's just the girl.
The girl you want.
Pa-pa-pa-POW!
And her husband wasn't a mutant kangaroo.
Let's not assume anything. We don't know what she was wearing inside the tank.
Let's not assume anything. We don't know her husband wasnt a mutant kangaroo.
It's official, this is my favorite RUclips channel now. Thank you Mr. Blaze!
Simon is a real spice for this channel, like when Simon rumbles about freezing beard and the coloured ADHD fly-by, that is just so much to the point! Meme GOD!
Tetris is now owned by the original dev who now lives in California.
Cali is full of communists.
Love #7! I’m absolutely honored to have ETA subscribe to my channel. Perhaps he noticed my amazing BB playlist. Sam, once again my heart, The Monkees were my hero’s growing up. Danny your writing is becoming a comfort. Simon if you shave that beard a part of me will die. The end
He's subscribed to pretty much everyone who comments on BB videos I think 😅
@@stephjovi I’ve commented daily since the first Blaze, so...
I remember one story of revenge that happened 1950s. A veteran of WW2 after learning a relative was badly beaten and raped he gathered a large group of veteran buddies. In the dark of night the the man who committed the horrendous crime was beaten to the point of being crippled along with the rest his gang.
Oh my God, the epic story in the middle of the script... DANNY, YOU LEGEND!!!
The title and the intro.. you’ve taken epic legend to a whole new level.
What's the MCN he's talking about?
Commenting to hopefully find out
We need to know
Same here, also, wtaf is an MCN?! 😲 😂
@@DoctaOsiris Multi-Channel Network
@@Crystan Ah, cool 😎 Thanks 😊👍🏻
That is plot to the count of Monte Cristo, i knew i recognised the story! Didnt know it was bloody real tho!😂
I'm literally watching this vid for the first time and I was sitting here like, "This is so familiar...wasn't this an episode of Wishbone that inspired me to read a book?" I couldn't remember the title so I googled the plot and found the book, so I looked up the origins of the story. I was today years old when I learned that TCoMC is based on a real story.
Going back and watching old episodes is exactly what Im doing.... even tho ive been watching this channel from the very beginning. Also... Quiche is amazing... provided theres no mushrooms.
Which MCN???
Which one? Tell me!
Maker studios
Which is now Disney Digital Network, after being acquired by Disney in 2014 for $500m. They changed their name to DDN in 2017.
I find it absolutely hilarious that Simon thought the comments would be full of it.
One person said Defy Media. A couple of people have said Machinima. And someone here said Maker Studios. It's hilarious :P
20:37 Danny and I. Same page. Once Simon started reading this and it went on more than 30-60 seconds I’m like oh part two, gotta recapture our collective attentions after that brief interlude aka sponsored message. Love it
I know why Business Blaze grows every month... It's hilarious to see such a professional narrator get coked out of his gourd and read the most ridiculous scripts imaginable while high quality memes are added by the most brilliant video editor on RUclips.
Allegedly.
I enjoy having videos playing while working in my office, and must have made Simon so much (well deserved) money over the last few weeks. I've watched ALL the Business Blaze videos, am slamming through Megaprojects and Sideprojects, I've started XPLRD, and will move on to the others when I'm done. Send help - legends.
I actually teared up about Maria taking revenge for her man's death with a tank. That is a woman you want
Yes. I admire her courage. She’s the type of woman you’d want on the front lines, I would think.
The guy who created Tetris now owns it. But Lost out on the original money due to working for the government
Still making bank, Tetris is still popular after 40 years
@@Master_Yoda1990 agreed but sure he would have loved the original money from the Gameboy license
@@Fullfatbeard true, but that’s communism
Glad to read below you are working with a vocal coach. Im a musician / performer and was thinking while watching you yell and remember your passed issues that it might be a good idea to see one.
If you haven't do its worth it just to know how to project properly.
19:44 “Built like a Brick Shithouse” absolutely killed me 😂
Danny's friend Nick has reminded me.
You guys need to check out the story of Sheriff Buford Pusser. "Walking Tall" was a movie made from his story.
Drive by truckers also have a song about him.
Simon, could you ask Danny to write a script on the businesses that fired employees for controversial reasons?
Fun Fact: promoting nuclear engineers and technicians based on loyalty is exactly how the Chernobyl and both Lake Karachay disasters happened.
Please don't ever change, Simon.
Hey Simon - that shirt is amazing marketing. I have it in green (the keep calm and blaze on shirt) and I can't go out in public without people commenting on it, at which point I tell them about your channel. I'm gonna have to get another one or two so I have them in dif colors. It's how I'm making new friends in the age of COVID, by wearing this particular shirt out in public because it starts conversations without fail. Oh, and it starts conversations with cool awesome people, not stuffy sticks in the mud types. I wish I would have had it years ago. Please don't ever discontinue this slogan. I need it in my life.
“He-man meme”
Great memeing Sam
Thank you so much, Simon, poor dear sweet Danny boy, and Peter (who should intervene on Danny's behalf), for putting a smile on my face and laughter in my life even on the darkest days. 😸😻😻😻😽😽😽🦹♀️
Equal Rights, Equal Fights.
11:56 shadow goes past.....Simon, has Danny just escaped from the basement??
It was ETA Coming for revenge.
@@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays Ah crap, that will be some revenge too. ETA is cocaine fuelled....
Never stop Mr. Blaze. Love all your channels.
1) Simon, I now dub thee Aqualung. As to why, I will now point out a lyric of the Jethro Tull classic:
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze?
When the ice that clings onto your beard
Was screaming agony!
2) As per your earlier missive in the episode, I will now eagerly be awaiting the all new Fairy Blaze! Yes, Fairy Blaze, where the world of fairy tales is deconstructed and surely a name that will never in any way lead to any sort of creative or lurid misinterpretation!
I knew a guy in high school whose legal first name was Blaze. Ironically, he was one of the only people in my school who didn't smoke.
I read a romance novel years ago where the heroine’s name was Blaze. Don’t remember much about it except she had long red hair. Lol.
One of the heads of security at the office park we do work for is named Blaze. I doubt he smokes
I also went to school with a boy named Blaise. It's a pretty obscure saints name.
I dated a guy in high school, but his name was spelled Blaise.
.... he did smoke. Lol
The longer we blaze, the crazier Simon gets. Poor fact boy losing his damn mind
I'm surprised Danny even admits he's from Rotherham. Most people just say Sheffield, lol
REALLY this is awesome. It's like all his other videos, but he's drunk xD
I freaking love it. All the info, but you can see he's just pissing on the script while also fulfilling it.
Brillliant humour all over the edges, but all the actual facts too.
Couldn't ask for more.
SUBSCRIBED
BRAVO, excellent ending! Don't forget Danny's bonus this week.
Your Russian accent is almost perfect. Fun fact: Russians think that English-speakers have marbles (or porridge) in their mouths😂
The prison friend story reminds me of "The Count of Monte Cristo".
Well thats what happens when commenting before the story is done, great book highly recommend.
I was just reading the comments cause I felt the same thing.
listening to it I have been saying that since I heard the shoemaker was locked up next to the priest. The count of monte cristo is the best book ever, except the lord of the rings and Werthering heights. It's much better than the Le miserable though.
All I could think was "This is almost exactly the Plot of The Count of Monte Cristo... is this the real world basis for it?"
I was thinking the same thing as soon as he mentioned the rich priest. I never knew the book was based on an allegedly true story.
DAMN IT PEOPLE FOCUS!! 👏👏 What in the name of the freaking MCN!! I need to know! (Also, what's a MCN...asking for a friend 🤔)
People in the comments have said Machinima, Defy Media and Maker Studios. Take your pick :P
MCN = multi-channel network. Theoretically they gather up a number of smaller RUclipsrs and represent and promote them for a cut of their revenue. But typically they put in little to no effort and take a much bigger bite than you would think from that description.
I laugh so much...I do learn a bit of random stuff also, so thank you. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis