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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +105

    Mmmmmmm Magic Spoon: magicspoon.thld.co/blazeapr

    • @slayingroosters4355
      @slayingroosters4355 3 года назад +11

      How did you write this comment two weeks ago on a video uploaded today? 🤣

    • @wut274
      @wut274 3 года назад +7

      @@slayingroosters4355 He has Bernard's Watch...

    • @mikryan5846
      @mikryan5846 3 года назад +1

      He's clearly good at bisness

    • @mikryan5846
      @mikryan5846 3 года назад +1

      Ba da rum Dum dum

    • @ethertonm
      @ethertonm 3 года назад +2

      Can you link your reddit?

  • @Steamer173
    @Steamer173 3 года назад +440

    Simon: put the images in the script, Danny!
    Danny puts images in the script.
    Simon: why are all these images in my script, Danny?

  • @wut274
    @wut274 3 года назад +141

    "Hi, I'm Simon Whistler and welcome back to [Insert practically any channel on YT], this episode is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEG-piss oooooff!" 😂

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 3 года назад +15

      I am eagerly awaiting the launch of his new tik thot reaction channel. The working title is Chill Daddy.

    • @wut274
      @wut274 3 года назад +13

      @@timothyneiswander3151 'Whistlers_Weactions'? 😅😂 'FactBoi_AfterMidnight'?
      'Simon_Says_Simp' 🤣🤣

    • @mitchellpatterson1829
      @mitchellpatterson1829 3 года назад +11

      "Hi, I'm Simon Whistler. You may remember me from such channels as Biographics, or Today I Found Out. Today I am here to talk to you about the dangers of insensitive advertising."

    • @wut274
      @wut274 3 года назад +11

      @@mitchellpatterson1829 🤔🤔🤔 Are we..... Are we writing him a script in the comments? 😅🤣

    • @mitchellpatterson1829
      @mitchellpatterson1829 3 года назад +7

      @@wut274
      It's a reference to Troy McClure, from the Simpsons.

  • @sizwemashao8654
    @sizwemashao8654 3 года назад +84

    “Am I right Peter?!!!”, I think Simon’s fell into an new catchphrase

    • @BJ-dq5rv
      @BJ-dq5rv 3 года назад +9

      I am stunned at how much I enjoy this community. Not a lot of women though, small brains... Am I right, Peter? (note, this is just an in joke and women are equal to men Peter.)

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog 3 года назад +4

      @@BJ-dq5rv AM I RIGHT PETER!?! Them ladies just aren't big brained enough,am I right peter!

    • @ericbosken3114
      @ericbosken3114 3 года назад +2

      Prescient comment!

    • @wolfwoodphreak
      @wolfwoodphreak 2 года назад +2

      easily one of my favorite lines. my son has started saying allegedly lol

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki Год назад

      I was trying to recall the origin of that catchphrase, only remembering that it had something to do with an old ad. Found it on the first try!

  • @rae17
    @rae17 3 года назад +278

    this is a 24 minute long ad for “the past was the worst” t shirts

    • @mrw9291
      @mrw9291 3 года назад +10

      Or the upcoming "AM I RIGHT, PETER??" range

    • @arghjayem
      @arghjayem 3 года назад +1

      Nope. It was a 20 minute ad for “the past was the worst” t shorts with a 4 minute ad for Money Spoon at the start...

    • @michaelcox5946
      @michaelcox5946 3 года назад

      You beat me to it

    • @matwyder4187
      @matwyder4187 3 года назад +1

      @@arghjayem That's quite offensive towards those poor dudes who have to wear t shorts.

    • @walkingcontradiction223
      @walkingcontradiction223 3 года назад

      @@matwyder4187 Aka the banana hammock.

  • @Binkophile
    @Binkophile 3 года назад +82

    As someone born in the early '70's, I'd just like to thank you for driving home the point that the grim reapers relentless footfalls are coming ever closer. Cheers

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog 3 года назад +2

      The only guaranteed future is death...For everyone...You're welcome :)

    • @fr2ncm9
      @fr2ncm9 3 года назад +8

      Hey! I was born in 1963. I've already got one foot in the grave. Don't ask me where I have the other one though ;)

    • @daffyduck6496
      @daffyduck6496 3 года назад +1

      Guy 1975 here I have the solution it's called rum your welcome 😎

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 3 года назад +3

      @@fr2ncm9 born before you. Not worrying about dying.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +15

      you're welcome

  • @regmatshiya1437
    @regmatshiya1437 3 года назад +27

    Im just wondering what the neighbours are thinking
    hearing a man continously scream " Am I right Peter " 😂

  • @ChalyntheRed
    @ChalyntheRed 3 года назад +129

    I think Simon keeps taking on Magic Spoon ads so that they’ll keep sending him free cereal. I think the money is secondary 😆

    • @cristinesplinis5815
      @cristinesplinis5815 3 года назад +12

      Sounds like a legit reason. 😉

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 3 года назад +14

      Well... It does make him the only man in Europe with Magic Spoon cereals...

    • @WadeyWWilson
      @WadeyWWilson 3 года назад +13

      Hey he needs something to feed Danny.

    • @dhruvsapra
      @dhruvsapra 3 года назад +1

      i can confirm that :D

    • @wolfwoodphreak
      @wolfwoodphreak 2 года назад

      that's the play. I'd use my celebrity to get EVERYTHING I wanted in life for free as much as possible. if they pay extra to cover a bill or too that's a plus but if you can get stuff like food or entertainment or transport free that's one less worry

  • @phomo561
    @phomo561 3 года назад +146

    I love how Danny is on the verge of driving Simon to insanity. He's slowly getting there. Steady on Danny Boi

    • @notajetplane
      @notajetplane 3 года назад +16

      Starting to believe danny is just one of simons split personality.

    • @Sledgeace
      @Sledgeace 3 года назад +6

      @@notajetplane Sam probably is as well

    • @nicholaslewis8594
      @nicholaslewis8594 3 года назад +6

      Pretty sure they’ve driven each other insane, allegedly.

    • @johnlewington5841
      @johnlewington5841 3 года назад +5

      It's the grand plan of ETA, Danny and Sam to get Simon sectioned, so they can take over the channel

    • @StormTalara
      @StormTalara 3 года назад +3

      @@notajetplane lol. Same. 🤣

  • @almitrahopkins1873
    @almitrahopkins1873 3 года назад +107

    As someone born in the '70s, I would like to thank you for reminding me that I'm old.

    • @scottrussell6873
      @scottrussell6873 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, assomeone born in the '40s, me too.

    • @Bluebb8
      @Bluebb8 3 года назад +5

      You're not old...you're just young challenged.👍

    • @EvolvementEras
      @EvolvementEras 3 года назад +4

      Born in 75 feel the pain

    • @ridcom
      @ridcom 3 года назад

      I laughed way harder at that than I thought I would. Sprayed soda all over my screen🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog 3 года назад +4

      The only thing that makes a person old is their ideologies.If you're able to progress with society and change with the world,you're never old...

  • @ryanroberts1104
    @ryanroberts1104 3 года назад +378

    I always start my day with a big bowl. It's not cereal, but I do use the "code" blaze.

  • @lmpeters
    @lmpeters 3 года назад +119

    Now I'm morbidly curious how much Magic Spoon had to pay to ship their products to Simon.

    • @1IGG
      @1IGG 3 года назад +8

      Can't be too expensive. I can order stuff from the US for 8 EUR shipping costs.

    • @cristinesplinis5815
      @cristinesplinis5815 3 года назад +2

      A lot

    • @andreahughes1155
      @andreahughes1155 3 года назад +1

      They probably used Amazon. Lol.

    • @debshaw680
      @debshaw680 3 года назад +4

      @@1IGG I sent my sister a small painting, no frame, to the UK. It cost $15. It was in a paper envelope between two pieces of shirt board to keep it from getting bent. It couldn’t have weighed 3 oz- less than 1 kg.

    • @dhruvsapra
      @dhruvsapra 3 года назад +7

      It is not about the money, he just loves the cereal :)

  • @aprilkurtz1589
    @aprilkurtz1589 3 года назад +25

    Simon, I am so old that when mom took me to the doctor when I was a child, he would smoke in his office. You could smoke in the grocery store. My mom did. Everybody did. Ahhhh, the glorious '60's.
    Roxy Music has a song called "The Strand."

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog 3 года назад +3

      Uhhh...I clearly remember people smoking every where when I was a child,and I was born in the 90's.Sure it didn't last long,but it was exactly the same up until laws stopped people...But I remember saying hi to the cooks at our local diner and they'd all be in the back smoking over their frying pans with butts all over the floor lol

    • @df9969
      @df9969 3 года назад +1

      Remember smoking in high school?

    • @HadleySlater
      @HadleySlater 3 года назад +2

      Oh my god! I also remember my doctor smoking too! And yes, it was everywhere. I clearly remember people smoking in grocery stores, movie theaters, shopping malls, etc. I'm only 42 so it's not like it was the fifties either.

    • @foxkenji
      @foxkenji 3 года назад

      @@HadleySlater wow I’m 42 also but I have a hard time thinking of instances when I saw ppl smoking in casual every day places. I do have a memory of ashtrays at airports.

    • @aprilkurtz1589
      @aprilkurtz1589 3 года назад

      @@df9969 My high school had an actual smoking lounge.

  • @shylowing
    @shylowing 3 года назад +50

    These make me wonder if the people in the 1950s were making fun of the people in the 1900s, like we're making fun of the those in the 1950s. It's a vicious cycle.

    • @pablocardona9804
      @pablocardona9804 3 года назад +6

      But good vicious cycle

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 3 года назад +10

      They'll talk about how backwards we are in 2077

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +20

      It's not a vicious cycle. It's just us remembering that we have it better than before.

    • @catherinehaven7015
      @catherinehaven7015 3 года назад +4

      The past was the worst. I’ll be in the kitchen.

  • @zeusathena26
    @zeusathena26 3 года назад +50

    I used to have a book from my great grandparents about child care, & housework for wives. It recommended that if your young child frequently ran off while you are doing housework, then tie them to a tree. It then said you should check on them every 2 to 3 hours. It recommended learning knots from a sailor, to ensure the child didn't run away. Try explaining this to a judge, when explaining why you should be allowed to keep your kids. 🤣🤣

    • @riotson
      @riotson 3 года назад +5

      Ah, the past

    • @1IGG
      @1IGG 3 года назад +8

      The past was the worst.

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 3 года назад +6

      Try being raised by Asian parents. Their response to everything is usually a smacking. Or humiliation in front of your siblings. That works too in destroying your child's self esteem.

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog 3 года назад +4

      One thing humans are good at is making more of themselves lol even if themselves suck...

    • @mrw9291
      @mrw9291 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like a perfectly legit parenting technique to me.
      I mean, the new ways clearing are not working based on the sheer amount of young, absolute dickheads or total wet blankets currently infesting the modern world.

  • @PahzWatchesYouTube
    @PahzWatchesYouTube 3 года назад +24

    I was born in 1969 and when my mom gave birth to me (in an Army hospital), they couldn't smoke in the delivery rooms, but they could in their room after the birth. A room with eight to ten beds in it, with other women and babies.
    That was also the era of no husbands in the delivery room. My oldest daughter had her first baby two months ago and not only was her husband in the delivery room, he got to stay in the hospital with her the whole time (he had his own bed in what looked like a suite!).
    So yes... the past was the worst!

    • @BeerElf66
      @BeerElf66 3 года назад +3

      '60s baby here as well. I remember all the adults smoked when I was little, it was all completely normal, even when my brothers, cousins and I were all scampering about at family parties.
      I remember a massive holiday complex we went to as kids that was sponsored commercially, the two teams at Kids Club were named Embassy and Castella. Embassy cigarettes and Castella cigars, we were all of 5-8 years old. Its true about the past.

  • @odog1999
    @odog1999 3 года назад +61

    I guess it's a question of technicalities whether Simon throwing boxes
    of Magic Spoon from the top of the basement stairs to Danny in the dark counts as having met him.

    • @s4bombshell
      @s4bombshell 3 года назад +2

      You think he feeds the basement slaves Magic Spoon?!? That ish is exPENsive!!!

    • @odog1999
      @odog1999 3 года назад +2

      @@s4bombshell Simon feeds them the sample flavors he doesn't like

  • @nicolenichol3820
    @nicolenichol3820 3 года назад +15

    Danny's writing is fantastic, Simon reading it is hilarious. Then sam on the other hand is just killing it. I've been brought to tears from laughing so much 🤣😂🥲🏆. Thank you for the constant entertainment while learning something.

  • @redram5150
    @redram5150 3 года назад +103

    Magic Spoon had my business at “capitalism-fest”

    • @billykann7725
      @billykann7725 3 года назад +5

      It's not good cereal, but it does work as a trail mix or snack. It just doesn't mix with milk well.

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 3 года назад +7

      Simon going on and on about the peanut butter and cinnamon flavors makes me want it to try it so much. I looove peanut butter and cinnamon.
      But Magic spoon doesn't ship outside of north America.
      SORT. THIS. OUT. MAGIC SPOON

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 года назад +2

      I just wish people would stop taking calories outta stuff. I have an extremely fast metabolism and zero food products cater to me anymore... Its been a slow decline of two decades to even "original" is "lite" now... Can never find regular ground beef. Medium is even rare...(badoompsh)... But lean and extra lean everything. Almost all steaks no marbleing... Wtf world. No wonder Gordon Ramsey is always angry...

    • @billykann7725
      @billykann7725 3 года назад +3

      @@bayoubilly5176 The trick is to go to a small town shop. Especially Amish or similar. Trust me, calories galore, delicious food, and no shortage of beef fat, even in the "vegetables".

    • @petenielsen6683
      @petenielsen6683 3 года назад

      @@billykann7725 It does not contain any actual cereals which is why it does not mix with milk. The label even says it contains no wheat or anything else that qualifies as a grain. Not worth 10 dollars per box.

  • @LU-nc6oy
    @LU-nc6oy 3 года назад +97

    Honestly I'll deal with the 3-minute cereal adverts cuz this dude is hella entertaining

    • @thepagnaet6361
      @thepagnaet6361 3 года назад +11

      At least it's not RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS. Though a $10 box of cereal is asking a lot.

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 3 года назад +4

      My local grocery store bought some and then threw out half of their magic spoon inventory for some reason...
      FREE AMBROSIA WOOOOOO

    • @petenielsen6683
      @petenielsen6683 3 года назад +4

      @@thepagnaet6361 And the label says it contains no grains, which means it may as well say "contains no cereal!"

    • @ericstamps4717
      @ericstamps4717 3 года назад

      @@runed0s86 for real?

    • @keffkeff160
      @keffkeff160 3 года назад +2

      @@petenielsen6683 really - no sugar, no grain. So wtf this stuff is made of?

  • @phoenixsixxrising
    @phoenixsixxrising 3 года назад +29

    Sam, you gotta sample the show wonder showzen, there's a little boy screaming "that's rasist!" In one episode that would have been :chefkiss: perfect here! Also, I noticed the RAM Ram, that was gold!

    • @sandstalker254
      @sandstalker254 3 года назад +4

      I agree. Wholeheartedly. Also , the " kidz beat, beat kidz!!" Clip would be awesome!

  • @computernaut
    @computernaut 3 года назад +9

    Accidentally started watching this at 2x speed, I almost thought Simon was going crazy for real.

  • @jeremyborder6794
    @jeremyborder6794 3 года назад +21

    I bought your “The Past Was the Worst” shirt for exactly this reason

  • @jakewillsuffice6938
    @jakewillsuffice6938 3 года назад +20

    Simon: "Danny, you can't make food with your thoughts"
    Danny screaming back from the basement: "How do you think Im still alive"

  • @robertnunley9398
    @robertnunley9398 3 года назад +2

    Me and the wife constantly keep saying "Am I right Peter" whenever someone mentions a woman accomplishing something 😂😂 I seriously need a gif of this to send to people who are fellow blazers

  • @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115
    @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115 3 года назад +9

    If Danny ever offers you his special "Basement Brew," just say NO and run like the wind! 🍺🐁😂🤣

  • @jessicahenry7228
    @jessicahenry7228 3 года назад +4

    So what happens here is Danny writes the script, I read the script, and sam adds some fine vintage memes. Oh and magic spoon takes the first 4 minutes of the video for adverts, and NOBODY even questions it.

  • @elle_rose_xx
    @elle_rose_xx 3 года назад +113

    Petition to set Simon and Danny up on a date

    • @SkyraHope
      @SkyraHope 3 года назад +16

      Who pays the bill at the end? Magic Spoon? ♥️💋

    • @K_HUGGY
      @K_HUGGY 3 года назад +8

      @@SkyraHope it's a breakfast date, with a "magic" spoon.

    • @timtheconjurer
      @timtheconjurer 3 года назад +11

      I'm sure the spooning would be magical. But Simon would never agree to spend that much time beside a basement radiator. even if he is the big spoon.

    • @elle_rose_xx
      @elle_rose_xx 3 года назад +2

      @@timtheconjurer Simon would defo be little spoon lmaoooo pretends to be in charge but has a soft spot for Danny

    • @timtheconjurer
      @timtheconjurer 3 года назад +5

      @@elle_rose_xx I disagree, Danny has been chained, Simon walks freely. This tells us the dom sub dichotomy.

  • @jformaldehydem
    @jformaldehydem Год назад +1

    It's not just you, Danny. I've had jars with vacuum seals that were so tight and low pressure that when I finally did get them to turn, the force of the air pressure pushing down on the lid stripped the thread, so that the lid just spun around, trapping my delicious salsa inside until I rescued it with the stab of a steak knife. Of course, now I was left with a salsa jar that couldn't be closed, so I was forced to eat it all in one sitting. The tragedy of it all.
    And yes, that sentence started with "jars" and ended as a singular, because the exact thing happened more than once. The third time I figured out how to use one of those old fashioned can openers that were tiny levers to get some leverage under the lid and let some air in.

  • @IsaMariaUu
    @IsaMariaUu 3 года назад +28

    My "Allegedly" and "Alegendly" T-shirts came in! I am officially blazing.

  • @DayZeroChannel
    @DayZeroChannel 3 года назад +80

    This video is currently monetized. Let's see how long that lasts

    • @coreyperdue37
      @coreyperdue37 3 года назад +3

      How can you tell? Or you just making a joke

    • @coreyperdue37
      @coreyperdue37 3 года назад +3

      Watched the video, get the joke.

    • @DayZeroChannel
      @DayZeroChannel 3 года назад +2

      @@coreyperdue37 usually how it goes with bb lol

  • @katajha831
    @katajha831 3 года назад +16

    All three of you are so incredibly talented. I want to thank all of you, Simon, Danny, and Sam for making this horrendous year at least entertaining.

  • @TheMdduran
    @TheMdduran 3 года назад +7

    I love that they have to tell Simon to read a specific part verbatim. "For legal reasons". Allegedly

  • @piedpiper1172
    @piedpiper1172 3 года назад +7

    Fun fact: Winston’s factory in their home city (Winston-Salem) burned down when a worker threw another brand’s cigarette on the ground and it ignited a fuel line.

  • @CrudzMcKenzie
    @CrudzMcKenzie 2 года назад +1

    This one just popped up on random for me. This was the birth of "Am I right, Peter???" wasn't it? Man, I miss this bonkers format. 😂

  • @memeju1ce
    @memeju1ce 3 года назад +3

    “take that sterling keeper tape of ice”
    subtitles are nuts when simon yells lmao

  • @SpencerGD
    @SpencerGD 3 года назад +10

    Simon: "I'm like, 'Danny have you met me?' No he hasn't actually."
    Then how do you feed him in the basement?! The plot thickens. I think there must be co-conspirators!

    • @glarynth
      @glarynth 3 года назад +2

      Anyone could be working for Simon Whistler. You never knew. That was his power.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +12

      We have a system of slots and levers.

    • @SpencerGD
      @SpencerGD 3 года назад +2

      @@brainblaze6526 ah, sounds like the basement is set-up like an operant conditioning chamber. Smart man. (Big brain.) That should ensure Danny keeps producing only the finest scripts.

    • @kneau
      @kneau 3 года назад +1

      @@SpencerGD then... what is the looming punishment spurring motivational fear?

  • @MAashChick
    @MAashChick 3 года назад +13

    I'm so unreasonably excited that Rotting Badger is to be a fragrance for women!

  • @stephaniek8922
    @stephaniek8922 3 года назад +2

    Ya, for some reason this advertisement for Magic Spoons convinced me that I have to buy it now. Although your past advertisements for them got me curious, you have finally done it Simon, you have become a master salesman!! 👏🥣🥄💫

  • @rachelpie1621
    @rachelpie1621 3 года назад +9

    You finally talked me into it: I bought the stupid, expensive cereal.

  • @charleyedwards2121
    @charleyedwards2121 3 года назад +5

    oh this was great XD AM I RIGHT PETER!!!!!!!! memes on point my friend lol

  • @cheshiremalkavian
    @cheshiremalkavian 3 года назад +6

    @0:16 did anyone else hear Simon say "Sam and Danny" and instantly think he was queuing up for a chained up in the basement joke about Simon making them fight over who could lick the inside of the magic spoon bag after he ate all the cereal? No, just me... I'll be quiet now

  • @pandorasbox4238
    @pandorasbox4238 3 года назад +2

    Simon, you should try the 90 and 100 proof were have in America. We used to see ads for cigarettes everywhere. Offering someone a cigarette was just polite. But then, people smoked in hospitals, grocery stores, gas stations, restaurants, bars, and everywhere else.

  • @pablocardona9804
    @pablocardona9804 3 года назад +5

    Simon was extra insane on this one, I love it

  • @bobingabout
    @bobingabout 3 года назад +2

    Simon, I often skip ad reads, especially if I know I'm not going to buy the product.
    I always watch your business blaze ad reads, because they're as entertaining as the rest of the episode.
    And I live in England, which is almost Europe, Thanks Brexit, so, I know I can't but it.
    WATCHING ANYWAY!

  • @whalt
    @whalt 3 года назад +4

    "Should I have heard of that?" Yes, Simon, as usual, yes.

  • @kishen6070
    @kishen6070 3 года назад +5

    "Something incredibly sexist"
    Simon: AM I RIGHT PETER!

  • @walkingcontradiction223
    @walkingcontradiction223 3 года назад +7

    "Working girl" Means something entirely different in the US now.

  • @fificrazyzebra7375
    @fificrazyzebra7375 3 года назад +4

    I love how business blaze is the only channel I stop things to watch and gets me through a bad pain day. Legends.........I’m off to take my drugs allegedly

  • @jasonburt7160
    @jasonburt7160 3 года назад +4

    Magic Spoon must be paying him TONS!!! You see that GOLD spoon Simon is now using? Hey Simon, may I borrow a spoon for my tea?

  • @strangenrare8663
    @strangenrare8663 3 года назад +2

    We lived in Shanghai from 2012-2016, and let me just say that if Pears' Soap ran those ads for their products today in the Asian market, they would make a killing. I didn't know until we moved there, but the Chinese spend Billions (with a B) every year on 'skin bleaching' treatments designed to give them a 'whiter' tint. I would never have believed it if someone had told me, but they have the most expensive assortments of both 'lightening skin cremes' and plastic surgery (for removing the 'hood' from their eyes, to look rounder and more 'open') I've ever heard of outside of maybe L.A.
    I think that ad would drive demand in China today, and they'd likely sue for false advertising if it didn't bleach them as well as the baby in the ad.

    • @ChanaRo613
      @ChanaRo613 3 года назад +1

      That is so sad. ☹ People should love themselves more.

    • @strangenrare8663
      @strangenrare8663 3 года назад +1

      @@ChanaRo613 I think it's kind of like "the grass is always greener" (the 'skin is always lighter'?) like girls with straight hair wanting curly hair, girls with big b00bs wanting no b00bs, etc. The idea that having the opposite of whatever we we've got will be the key to 'success' somehow.
      I think of it as 'personalisation'--like changing your hair colour or getting tattoos, identifying yourself to others to kinda 'find your tribe.' Humans are amazing :)

  • @amaccama3267
    @amaccama3267 3 года назад +3

    Well it was a nice little channel we had here. Then we all watched Simon get cancelled.
    😅😅😅😂😂😂😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣❤ Love your work big guy.

  • @petefinch7516
    @petefinch7516 3 года назад +2

    When Simon says ‘Peter’ it just makes me feel part of it!

  • @CM-qe3vp
    @CM-qe3vp 3 года назад +8

    Not being a fan of cereal and therefore had never heard of this brand before, I was very interested in what was and how they made a “magic” spoon. Got to say, I was very disappointed it was not the spoon that was magic.

  • @stevenlouton6381
    @stevenlouton6381 3 года назад +2

    Oh man, what a freaking great spot at the beginning for Magic Spoon, Simon! The whole video was fantastic and I’d feel like less of a person if I hadn’t watched it, but that beginning spot was something else entirely special and one of the best sponsorship promotions I’ve seen. I know I won’t forget about Magic Spoon now if there was any chance I would have.
    Thanks guys, for another pee dribbling funny and mind numbingly awesome episode of Business Blaze!

  • @TheSlizzer348
    @TheSlizzer348 3 года назад +7

    Magic spoon needs to make a simon flavour with little bearded men in the box.
    Open the box like 'wow, I didn't know so many little people could fit into a box this small.
    This is an abomination... I'm going to be sick.'

  • @stevewebber5966
    @stevewebber5966 3 года назад +1

    I have suffered with chronic depression and borderline personality disorder for the past 38 years, i cannot shake it regardless of seeing lots of different shrinks through the years. I am a naturally miserable bastard. Simon is the only person that genuinely takes my mind off my shit and makes me smile. You really do Simon, so thank you so much for helping me get some respite.

  • @aguaarch
    @aguaarch 3 года назад +4

    Business blaze idea: 30 mins of advertisement and Simon's personal experience of the products. 😂🤣😂🤣.
    (This is a service to Danny as he doesn't need to write a script for a day)

    • @smarte1111
      @smarte1111 3 года назад +1

      Then he wont get payed that day.

  • @christianjohannes8529
    @christianjohannes8529 3 года назад +5

    Sam working real hard today😁

  • @alexandrabrown2439
    @alexandrabrown2439 3 года назад +20

    Feel like I’m being indirected by Simon because I tweeted him a few weeks ago telling him how much I need magic spoon but live in the U.K. AT ME NEXT TIME SIMON!

    • @1IGG
      @1IGG 3 года назад +1

      I also can sell you cereal for 40 EUR per kg...

  • @garanggarang4678
    @garanggarang4678 3 года назад +1

    “Am I right Peter!!” Simon should say that from now on in every video

  • @joosts6535
    @joosts6535 3 года назад +4

    Godly work on the memes Sam! It's always good, but damn this one is superb

  • @Digitalhunny
    @Digitalhunny 3 года назад +1

    This was fun. Simon stopped his jokes right before they started to get old. You're timing... perfection!

  • @ecmorgan69
    @ecmorgan69 3 года назад +8

    Okay Simon, I give up. I bought 5 boxes of Magic Spoon. Now do the right thing. Send some Magic Spoon down to the basement so Danny and Sam don’t have to subsist on the sawdust from the walls as they try to dig their way out when you’re not looking. Allegedly.

    • @zone_braker
      @zone_braker 3 года назад +2

      You should not have said that... now they shall be punished.

    • @ecmorgan69
      @ecmorgan69 3 года назад +1

      @@zone_braker Shit, fuck, didn’t think of that... sorry Danny and Sam!!

  • @the40yogamer3
    @the40yogamer3 3 года назад +2

    Need Sams magic spoon ad from the last sponsor run it was the funniest ad I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

  • @AverageJillM
    @AverageJillM 3 года назад +3

    "The early seventies was 50 years ago." A few weeks ago you wondered who watched sitcoms in the seventies. Are you trying to make your viewers who are over 50 feel ancient? (A couple of tips about growing older: arthritis sucks, but you can forget about it by looking up all of your old toys on the Internet.)

  • @gatordragon8824
    @gatordragon8824 3 года назад +1

    Well, "The White Man's Burden" is a poem by Rudyard Kipling published in 1899. I once had to explain it to a student i was tutoring via dramatic reading and it is incredibly racist.

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 3 года назад +3

    “Grain-free cereal” is literally a contradiction in terms.

  • @onegrumpyboi2914
    @onegrumpyboi2914 3 года назад +1

    i'm australian and i'm listening to you bellend is the best word ever created and you're my favourite one

  • @Fenris420
    @Fenris420 3 года назад +6

    And just last month Burger King UK tweeted "Women belong in the kitchen" on International Women’s Day. They were trying to get women to pursue a culinary career. But who came up with that, then who approved it thinking that was a good idea or would go over well? lol

    • @chaosreaver3597
      @chaosreaver3597 3 года назад +2

      Hmm, given Burger King's track history with unusual advertising, that could of been a planned idea. I mean, it definitely would of got talked about and the context is actually funny once you learn what the tweet is about. Generally, most people these days completely switch off for adverts because you can only hear a variation of "We're the best, so buy our stuff" so many times before it just becomes white noise, so it's a better advertising strategy to say something outrageous to hook people then make your real point know.

  • @jbarthol
    @jbarthol 3 года назад +2

    That last one just makes me want to listen to The Prodigy now, as well as Beetlejuice the Cartoon Show. I really don't have a problem with out of context humor.

  • @christagronbech
    @christagronbech 3 года назад +34

    Sam really goes all out for the Magic Spoon ads and I love it!!

  • @Fight4Faulkner
    @Fight4Faulkner 3 года назад +1

    Sam. SAM. SAM! You are on FIRE sir!

  • @the_algorithm
    @the_algorithm 3 года назад +5

    Come for Sam's memes, and stay for Danny's script!

  • @migga86
    @migga86 3 года назад

    Again those adverts on RUclips make a great story even better!
    Austin Powers scene runs "It tastes like shit! - It is shit."
    RUclips Ad follows: "And that's the new iPhone from Swappie."
    Well played Sir.

  • @TeamLegacyFTW
    @TeamLegacyFTW 3 года назад +3

    9:19 Sam's favorite meme😂

  • @johnrobinson5156
    @johnrobinson5156 3 года назад

    Learned to fast forward every Blaze vod to 6 minutes. Don't miss any of Danny's content. Simon speaks so quickly, like a British chipmunk on speed. Slowdown, like an Irishman.

    • @paspax
      @paspax 3 года назад

      Try to keep up.

  • @DAndyLord
    @DAndyLord 3 года назад +4

    In fairness I remember when I was a kid hearing my black friends moms threatening to slap the black off of them. I'm not sure if that's a Canadian thing, but it was more than one mom.
    Normally the threat came after we'd done something stupid.

    • @ChanaRo613
      @ChanaRo613 3 года назад

      @andy lord
      Not just a Canadian thing...I'm in the US and several Black friends tell me their moms said that to them when they were kids!

    • @DAndyLord
      @DAndyLord 3 года назад

      @@ChanaRo613 Ok. lol
      This was years ago, and I was a child, so I don't know. But I don't think any of them were of American ancestry.
      Now I'm wondering where the phrase came from.
      Maybe TV? Anglo-Canadians watch a lot of American TV.

  • @n0username0n
    @n0username0n 3 месяца назад

    I love the fact that Simon stuffed up saying efficient and had to say it twice. Therefore making it quiet inefficient or as simon would say " inethicient" 😂

  • @kimhohlmayer7018
    @kimhohlmayer7018 3 года назад +6

    I will be ordering from Magic Spoon. I’m type 2 diabetic and this would be so much better for me than almost any other breakfast I could eat. It would provide a healthy bedtime snack too!

  • @Miss_Claire
    @Miss_Claire 3 года назад +1

    I swear these just get better and better. My god, what an ad read.

  • @LucasOliveira-tt2ll
    @LucasOliveira-tt2ll 3 года назад +40

    gotta thank magic spoon a lot because this video was demonetized from moment 0 after ad read

    • @foxkenji
      @foxkenji 3 года назад

      @@Amlaeuxrai I think Europe (EU) has managed to establish the best balance between work and life of any place in the world.

  • @samazing8658
    @samazing8658 3 года назад +1

    Happy Magic Spoon is now in CANADA! Also hello from Canada! 🇨🇦

    • @samazing8658
      @samazing8658 3 года назад +1

      Also we have toilet paper!

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 3 года назад

      @@samazing8658 are you in 2020? 😂Everyone has toilet paper in 2021. Many still have the paper they bought 13 months ago 😜

  • @Fortzon
    @Fortzon 3 года назад +3

    Simon, as a Brit you should say to Magic Spoon that you won't take another sponsor deal before they ship to Europe 😂

  • @justinlim1256
    @justinlim1256 3 года назад +2

    My mother remembers that when her father was in the hospital for lung cancer -from smoking- he'd send her out to buy cigarettes. . .from the vending machine in the hall 😓

  • @MarissaBookiebabe89072
    @MarissaBookiebabe89072 3 года назад +4

    Simon and Danny have never met?! Why did I just assume they were old school chums?!?!

  • @tamarinde
    @tamarinde 3 года назад +1

    Business Blaze, the only channel where the intro of a 353248+ minute video is 50% of the entire video

  • @christopherconard2831
    @christopherconard2831 3 года назад +27

    What does birthday cake taste like?
    Disappointment, sadness and awkward silence because no one showed up for your party, again.

  • @K_HUGGY
    @K_HUGGY 3 года назад +2

    Simon, you're a magic spoon. The only channel where the paid promotions are nearly as good as the content.

  • @starcrashr
    @starcrashr 3 года назад +5

    Simon sought a Magic Spoon sponsorship just to trick them into shipping to him in Europe.

  • @namaking3993
    @namaking3993 3 года назад +1

    Even though kids did start watching the Flintstones it was considered as bad as letting your kids watch Southpark or family guy today. Which also yes there are plenty of kids who can quote cartman and Peter, but they are by no means appropriate for children. So it would be akin to comparing the Flintstones advertising cigarettes as targeting kids as Peter griffin advertising beer as targeting kids. They really aren't supposed to be watching it.

  • @thnktank1
    @thnktank1 3 года назад +3

    That was Epic!!!!
    Yank Danny's leash for me.

  • @dragons_advocate
    @dragons_advocate 3 года назад +1

    That sausage ad still works 100 years later - I am hungry now

  • @TheRealMrPresBear
    @TheRealMrPresBear 3 года назад +17

    I feel like Sam goes so hard on the Magic Spoon ads because it's the only decent food Simon provides in the basement.

    • @otakuman706
      @otakuman706 3 года назад +5

      The only magic spoon they see are the occasional loose ones that fall and roll into the right spot.
      Though a while back we did find out Danny had trained a rat to steal things for him Instead of the wrong it as we expected.
      Simon put and end to that though.

    • @nellom.8771
      @nellom.8771 3 года назад

      @@otakuman706 he puts an end to everything:(

    • @melodyparker3485
      @melodyparker3485 3 года назад +2

      ALLEGEDLY

    • @Kiefsti
      @Kiefsti 3 года назад +3

      The itty bitty crumbs that fall from Simon's beard...

    • @otakuman706
      @otakuman706 3 года назад

      @@nellom.8771 well we do have access to a ...'creation engine' too.
      *Shudders*
      Sometimes I think THAT is the truly evil device out of the many...'toys' stored around here.

  • @CaptHollister
    @CaptHollister 3 года назад +1

    Yes, Magic Spoon ships to Canada, but at a price. With shipping it works out to $15 per box. That's a ridiculous amount for cereal which isn't going to make me smarter or more handsome or popular.

  • @KarmaPlayr
    @KarmaPlayr 3 года назад +5

    I like to facepalm when I hear "GMO free".

    • @dvsdav3733
      @dvsdav3733 3 года назад +1

      I was gonna say the same thing GMO food is no worse than any other

  • @missmusica82
    @missmusica82 3 года назад

    Thank you Gentlemen!!! Sam , Simon and Danny, brilliant job! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @controlledchaos1717
    @controlledchaos1717 3 года назад +5

    I have the original pair soap ad framed. It was in a lot of things given to me by my grandmother. She dident even know it was racist.

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog 3 года назад +2

      Bro...C'mon...She knew,and she herself was racist lol Open your eyes.

  • @toddnolastname4485
    @toddnolastname4485 3 года назад

    I felt old the other day when I heard my coworker say that her mother was born in the 70s. The early 70s was *barely* half a century ago; we're just *barely* into the early 20s. But most of the RUclips audience, and Simon, didn't exist then.

    • @toddnolastname4485
      @toddnolastname4485 3 года назад

      Huh. I would have preferred the asterisks to the * barely * noticeable bold.

    • @bsadewitz
      @bsadewitz 3 года назад

      I'm old, and I didn't exist until 1980.

  • @audrab.589
    @audrab.589 3 года назад +4

    yes the past was the worst...as I sew my reproduction 1850's skirt. Fun to dress up like back then but glad I live now.