ULTIMATE US MILITARY TRAINING FAILS AND FUNNY MOMENTS
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The guy at 1:04 wasn’t sleeping he’s was just changing his sensitivity
Best comment I have seen
Now that is a boomer meme
@@ChubiceOfChunckle20 you are a literal child then
Big Smoke how, boomer is so overused and used in the most dumbest situation. smh
@@ChubiceOfChunckle20 says the guy with big smoke as his pfp
Everybody gansta in till a tank shows up at the drift show
Just imagine a tank drifting over all the cars and blowing sh!t up
What if another tank shows up?
tokyo drift
That is nissan gtankr
I N T I L L
"Believe it or not, you were swimming" Its actually really fascinating how the instructors know when to criticize and when to give a compliment.
This capacity is achieved by going through said training himself. He knows.
It wasn't a compliment it was a lie!
He was drowning lmfao
Believe it or not… not. Dude was like a brick.
“Believe it or not, you were swimmin!” God I love drill instructors. They know when to give a critique or a compliment. Even though their compliments usually sound like a critique. Love it
*The new U.S. ARMY moto:*
"It's amazing what McDonalds can do."
That was marine training haha
You meant "it's amazing what Mcdonald trump can do"
1000 like
1K sub? huh??
Marines. . .
That guy was flying that helicopter like he was playing battlefield 😂😂😂
Saucy Flossy I’m curious if he was okay from that crash
Wordd 😂
@@codyfargo1861 if he died, yes, if he survived...FUCK and NO
I would think he died
cody fargo surprisingly he walked away from it unhurt. That guys got an almost unbelievable story that’s 100% true with video footage, lucky bastard!
16:10 “Drill sergeant I dropped my grenade somewhere over there” best part in 17 and a half minutes
That guy jumping into the pool wasn't a fail. That was a man facing his fears with great support from his trainers.
stipid nig couldn't swim lol
Same with the girl doing 6 gs in the jet. Dude just made fun of her when she managed to ace the exercise
"ITS A MACHINE GUN"
german soldier: *hehehe*
He he
Hehehe
He forgot hitler
*He he*
German go brrrrrr
3:33
German: saves ammo
American: *laughs in unlimited military budget*
Lol
FOR DEUTSCHLAND I WILL SAVE AMMO FOR ZE FATHERLAND
He isn’t saving ammo the Germans use a different type of Lmg so they’re used to warming up the gun first before they use it
Lol
Confused Koala nope
Some of these are funny, but some are pretty damn inspiring. The strength and grit of some of those soldiers to fight through their chants while breathing tear gas, and the comradery and support afterwards was awesome.
Why does it have to be something where people feel discomfort? Is there in any other sector such rituals? Imagine you get a promotion on the job and the first day with the new salary you had to inhale some poison gas. Would that be acceptable that your bosses requires it? Is just stupid and uncivil.
@@Strade8 you need to get kidnapped by a foreign government to appreciate your security provided by the military. I recommend you go to China
@@Strade8 it’s literally the military the fuck do you think they are going to do a surprise tickle fight
@@johnathans3306 Well as long as they don't require exposure for too long cuz u don't want to promote someone just for them to get permanent damage before even being deployed
@@Strade8 its not a fucking ritual its part of there training you knob to deal with extreme discomfert and pain plus they will be tear gassed, beat up, shot at ,taserd in combat so it prepares them you clearly dont know much about the militery
the sergeants baiting the one guy with imaginary cheeseburgers was brutal but hilarious
Welcome to the “it’s time for bed” side of RUclips.
Fr tho its 05:32
too right
Hahahaha yes,it's 2:35 a.m. here
@@dr.yolo3343 dude wtf same here creepy
@@dr.yolo3343 how was ur day
“Drill sergeant i dropped grenade somewhere over there” 😂😂
Enigma Encrypted the way he said it had me dying
He sounded like squidward
I like how he was looking around for it like he just lost his keys
Sherlock Holmes 15:36 watch the whole clip 😂
That’s gotta be the funniest shit ever 😂😂 Steve urkel ass
15:21 even the instructor couldn’t contain his laughter
Lool
"You shot all your rounds private"
The audacity when he says "HOW?"
3:45 "it's a machine gun" *smiles* "O K"
The Germans face looks like : if it's a macchine gun I am a princess
*tapes on hitlerstache*
@David Jones LOL
I have to Yell at people and tell them a machine gun is not a 50 Cal it is fully automatic
@David Jones I took it as a joke , anyway I still think that communism and fascism has a lot in "common"
( communism joke )
Usually Nazist and fascist want to say that they are different from communism and apparently it is true , but at the bottom they are the same shit with different names .
Impo
To find the right route you have to THINK with your mind .
Because at the least we know what it's right even when we try to lie to us .
That's why there is a think called commonsense
15:16 “You have no more ammo”
...
“How did this happen Drill Sergeant?”
“You shot it all, Private”
Kid never played Call of Duty
When the drill sergeant is so shocked and confused by the guys lack of awareness he is chuckling and not yelling
"Oh"
The private thought the Drill Sergeant was doing some kind of magic trick.
Now you know how stupid Hollywood is. The shooters on tv shows, each of their guns have more bullets than an army squad carries.
3:34 cracks me up. “It’s a machine gun!” Let that freedom ring dude! 🦅 🇺🇸
I've gotten tazed, oc sprayed, cs gas, and all sorts of other painful experiences with my time in the marine corps, and I can tell you without a doubt that oc spray is the most pain I've ever experienced
I was cutting some habaneros recently and I was foolish and rubbed my eyes.... the rest is history
Are you like forced to get taxed as like part of training or whatever or is it just cause ya want to
Also any other things that you d9 in the military that might make someone think twice about joining?
8:55 "Believe it or not, you were swimming." Those words were probably actually really constructive for him.
In the world of lifeguarding, we call that "active drowning."
@@TraceMalin meh close enough
But for a moment he actually was swimming
They build each other up and pus each other harder in the military, one day that man will be able to swim because of moments like that
@@terricampbell3179 The military specializes in creating a gung-ho mindset which is important that you believe that you or your team can do anything when facing the enemy, but there are few skills the military can do that civilians don't do better (other than some things that are very job specific). Most world-record holders in scuba diving, skydiving, swimming, obstacle course racing, shooting etc., are civilians who never served. So, in reality civilians get push harder with results. The one thing that I truly think the military does better than anyone else is teach. Friends of mine who could barely pass a math class became trig experts thanks to artillery school. One worked for Space-X and solved a problem the Ph.D. engineers couldn't figure out based on what he learned about shell trajectory. Public schools need to adopt whatever the military does to turn idiots into geniuses.
“Drill Sergeant, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there.” God bless the Army.
I started laughing so hard and when the sergeant turns the camera around I lost it
16:06
legend
😂😂😂😂😂
americas finest
_"Thats not a Machine Gun! (whips out an MG3) THIS is a Machine Gun!!"_
- The German Soldier, later that day (probably)
Except it lost the only war it’s ever been in 😂
the rear of that helicopter at 7:15 missed a guys head by literal inches. that's absolutely insane. that pilot probably got all the charges
Pretty sure the pilot died
@@ASB117 Quite possible. But given where he finally crash landed. He landed belly down with loadsss of reduced speed from his final turn. He also landed in 3 or more meters of powder snow which would have given him enough cushion for the pilots body weight itself. Though he was in the helicopter so that would add a lot of weight :l
I'm sure there's plenty of reports on the incident that you could look up...
Edit: Quote from Brian Wimmer~
"I was on this deployment and only an hour away from this accident. I knew some of the pilots involved. The front seater was absolutely injured. The ground force requested a low pass which is not uncommon. The pilot was showing off a bit and failed to take density altitude into consideration. The aircraft experienced an effect known as “mushing” and could not recover due to the low altitude. The pilots in the flight were disciplined by their leadership and all pilots of all aircraft in Afghanistan were required to attend a “lessons learned” class so that this would never happen again."
Salute to the boy who gave his speech in the confidence chamber
What’s polluting it?
Calum TMP a form of CS gas , non lethal obviously but burns every part of you like hell. It’s pretty impressive he was able to do it.
Fr how was that a fail that’s a dub
insnt it tear gas?
@@UsEr242afjberguy Pretty much
Is nobody going to talk about how this sergeant motivated his boy with: "let's go, let's go, big Mac right heya! ITS AMAZIN WAT MCDONALD'S CAN DO"
Army ain't for pussies ig haha
All Time Goldies Definitely not. My uncle told me that in his army training it’s like they’re goal to break you down. They’re hella tough, that’s why u can’t do it cuz i’m sensitive as hell
@@mellloyd6291 yeah, i hate when bitches lile izaac complain, i wonder what training the army like little snowflakes would do for the country in an eventual war
Literally everybody is talking about it
Yall realize that’s the marine corps training right? Lmao
14:56 I love how even the instructor cant help but laugh.. 7:01 "Oh, that's an impressive pilot" 7:16 "OH... That wasn't on purpose".
“I got a hamburger” bro turned into n Olympic jumper. 😂🤣😭
"it's amazing what McDonald's can do!" 😂😂😂
My favorite part
Josh46731 fucking marines 😂
Josh46731 that was hilarious😂😂
That shit killed me 😂
I died laughing at that part 😂😂😂
Soldier - “Looking around” Soldier - 👁👄👁 Soldier - “Drill Sergeant I dropped my grenade somewhere over there”
Yh thAt was funny shit
😂🤣
I had a stroke reading this
@@saatananaasi2015 then you need to go back go school
@@ryanfrederick3671 I didn't know they taught you how to avoid a stroke in school?
@@ryanfrederick3671 I suppose you're still in school since you can't even write.
"Your gun won't shoot because you shot all your bullets."
"How did this happen Drill Sgt."
Instructor: son, do you know how to fly a helicopter?
Idiot: yep.
“Drill sergeant, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there 👉” 🤦🏻♂️
Well, at least it wasn’t next to him or it would be much more fun! 🤦♂️
Drill sergeant: Well go find it then!
Me: Yo Timmy, you found it?
Timmy’s foot:
I saw this clip and was like 🤔where’d it go hmmm 🧐 I wonder I just see ur battle buddies foot in front of u and just go like welp SHEIT not again obi-wans gonna kill me 😒
so much wrong in that clip lol.
@@khanglo6326 These two don't qualify to carry da green boom-boom rocks.
You can’t tell me the girl in the beginning didn’t know what she was doing
Taser tho
You could see her vibe...and the hands...she was priming her self to grab
she didn’t know
She went down... on the right dude, just sayin.
The girl in the beginning didn’t know what she was doing.
I love when they give the boots water for the pepper spray. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
These aren't fails. These are heroes in training.
“It’s a machine gun!”
Dude: *This is where the fun begins*
Edit: arguing in the comments or whatever
it brought back the german inscinct
He Had flashbacks
Its stupid to just fire 100 rounds and not hit anything. The german soldier obviously knows, that its more effective to fire slowly but precisely.
@@mati338 Suppressing fire? What's that?
@@mati338 Have you never heard of 'suppressing fire' before?
"drill sarent I drop my grenade somewhere ova there" *looks in sheer terror and confusion*
16:08
he’s such a nerd too lmao it’s hilarious
Poor guy
Honey Bun Kid • 10 years ago stupid and a nerd is a very unlucky combination
He almost cry
I felt bad for the guy he almost cried
3:45 bro that smirk says it all
He got some flashbacks
“So amazing what McDonald’s can do”
That’s straight motivation 😂
“Believe it or not, you were swimmin’” 😂💪🏾
More like drowning 😂
Hahhahahaha
for like 2 seconds. Baby steps
SubK for Life cause he was black lol
4 Your Eyes Only not funny didn’t laugh
7:10 me in GTA trying to convince other players that I am good at flying.
Yeah
How did that didnt explode lmao
@@adielrum2721 snow took the impact
When i let my friend fly for the heist...
Me trying to even fly
Empties magazine “how did this happen drill sergeant” lmao
The thumbnail shows a Blank Firing Adapter. It is an Adapter used to Fire Blanks. That's the perfect thumbnail for a LOLS video if you don't know what you're looking at.
Let’s be honest, we didn’t searched for this but we enjoyed it
I did, I searched for it because i wanna be in the army or Marines
yessir
On bro
I search for it
Black First what that supposed to mean I live in a very wealthy place, and I been wanting to join the army sense I was little and it’s my dream to join and Ik it’s not impossible to join, your join someone that wants to bring someone down and tell them they can’t do it, I want to help my country while your lazy ass sets on your couch and criticize people do something better with your life then to mess with people
6:17 they were encouraging him by promising food on the other side 😂😂😂
“BigMac”
Frahs
Hey soldier big Mac behind enemy lines
Soldier:theres hundreds of you AND one of me you have no chance
IM DEAD ASF. thank u for this comment my dumbass didn’t realize that’s what they were doing
“Its amazing what mcdonalds can do” BRUH 😂
the drills yelling out food items will always be the funniest one
I didnt see any "failures" only people doing their best. THANK YOU.
(well maybe the helicopter..🤣)
Soldier: it’s a machine gun!
Guy: okay (starts shooting every one he sees)
Minute
@@aataa322 3:33
It was us soldiers and German soldiers. German on the mg
Yeah, that used to happen quote a lot at mutual training exercises. German doctrine was to conserve ammo with short precise bursts...american doctrine was to let 'er rip because we sure as hell aint humping it back to base. :-)
He went full auto German.
"I dropped my nade somewhere over there"
BRUH
Veer Singh 👁👄👁
@Veer Singh you have the wha-
@@sandypits Welcome to the Gulag
"How did this happen drill sergeant"
Drill sergeant: Because (laughs) you shot all the
God bless all these people, I hope they are doing amazing in their military career and are making their country proud.
Americans: „It‘s a machine gun!“ German: -smirks- „Ok“
MG42 intensifies
NoobSlayer beat me to it
Germans on Normandy Beach during WW2
“Das Machine Gun!”
Rece Markou „Das Maschinen Gun“
"Machinegewher" not machinin gun
“Believe it or not you were swimming” 8:30 to 8:58 -
Update: - damn I didn’t expect all these likes 😂
Cody Overland underrated
@Amon KC *Believe it or not*
I can't swim ~
I don’t understand that test. Was it just because he couldn’t swim and had heavy equipment? Why was it so hard for him?
@@fridaymorning139 I think the test was to practice jumping into the water with his equipment on but he was scared of going doing it because he has troubles swimming. That's why the instructor said, "Believe it or not you was swimming."
Guy falls
Drill Sergeant: "YEEEAAAAAAAA"
german soldier is firing 50 cal. American soldier patronizingly says "thats a machine gun." probably doesnt know that Germany created the first assault rifle, and made arguably the best LMG in the world. So good that countries still use a nearly identical version to this day.
The Apache flying in the winter is a perfect representation of BF4 Pilots 6:54
Me: *Nervous laughing*
Yep
Yes
Fractured Frame that tail whip was performed too low and since it endangered many civilians in the process the pilot got arrested.
@@anonymoushunter9808 damn that's really rough ngl
RIP ti the pilot's job and oop to the endangered civis
When that single lad took his mask off and recited his chant i got chills
where
@@nc5460 5:19
What was making him choke?
@@craigoakleygomme8492 it's the tear gas I guess
@@craigoakleygomme8492 CS Gas sucks. I'd do basic all over if they left that part out.
1:00 That tank drifts better than mein racing games💀
a lot of these are neither funny or fails but HUGE wins!
Everbody gangsta till the guy showing off crashes the heli
That looked so fake though
Off to the gulag
That’s like me in Warzone
@@edwardlinbeck8923 lol
Reminds me of Kobe’s helicopter...
11:52 this man has never smiled in his life
I chuckled at this comment
My grandfather XD
The chicken har me crying laughing! Lolol😂
7:20 hmmmm that college kid, not flying anymore. Hope the Govt charges him for the repairs lol
“Wow that heli came really close.... huh he’s coming back around..... that’s uh... that’s a bit of a steep angle there........ coming in fast, too.....ok this can’t end well.”
"Oh man that's so cool it's just like how we all fly in video games"
2 seconds later crashes
"yep... Just like how we all fly in video games"
not so much of a steep angle. more of thin air due to higher altitude. maneuver would be fine if he did it at sea level, which is probably what he practised at.
Any idea where/when this was at?
@@micahwhitsel3847 Yeah that was definitely the most serious of the 'funny' montage, I'm curious too that couldn't have ended well.
he almost hit one guy... dude hit the deck just in time..
6:39 “it’s amazing what McDonald’s can do”😂
He's lovin' it.
*big Mac big Mac*
He reminds me of Gomer Pyle
“Sargent I dropped my grenade over there sir”😂😂😂
week is strong and strong is week 😂😂❤❤
2:39 this guy died became a zombie started dancing then came back to life as a human amazing
can someone say me what they tested or what happend? please
@@justclass9394 I'm really bad at explaining so here you go. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-G_training
@@Angel-pw7el ok thanks short said: The blood goes away from the Brain for a moment that causes the Body to breakdown and when the blood comes again the brain restarts (I cant explain it better xD)
Do the zombie! Do the zombie!
They won’t tell you ( unless you dig ) how many “kids” trying to “fight for their country “ died with this kind of training. Gotta be a better way than making it happen - this will kill someone who goes into high altitude yes so I see why it needs to be training for it but actually making it happen is horribly risky and as I said many have died. It looks funny to you but to me it looks sad. He doesn’t even know what they are doing to his brain and what risk he is in: they don’t tell you either. Just man up and fight for your country right. Who cares about you needing blood to the brain all the time./: so what if your only half dead a minute or so..: we will train you yet. Or kill you: one of the two:
Girls when getting tased: "OW! OW! OW!"
guys when getting tased: *singing*
Miock painfull singing
More like screaming
@@bluemicrobe7744 I'm talking about the one dude that was actually singing when he got tased
More often reverse, that why it's in funny
Miock oh okay still funny though
3:33 *fires accurately* "and i took that personaly"
During my conscription service in Finnish army I wen't through also a tear gas training like this in 5:22. Inside the container was our LT sipping coffee and laughing his ass off when was the time to remove our masks 😄
I love how we’re all sitting on our butts laughing at people training their hardest
I am loving it.
I read this comment while watching them have a chicken squeezed next to their ear
Lol we really don’t
Oh, lose a granade is to train hard? Hahahahahahaha
Adalberto Jorge Ribeiro Coutinho bruh moment
The U.S militaries worst enemy: the rubber chicken
Mine too... At camp they made us do it, and well... I almost died.
Quantum_Chezburger 227 boyyy why would a kid be in a military?. So that’s a capppp‼️😂🤣. Don’t try to lie son.
Can you not go through if you fail?
@@aizan4391 not boot camp, as a joke in a summer camp. We all failed.
@@aizan4391 I wouldn't attempt stolen valor.
big mac big mac big mac cookies
- recruit struggling to climb- mmm the end is near!!!
That guy who spoke through the tear gas is a different breed
Facts lol
@Sumeyo Hassan bro he was 🤣🤣
there was next to no gas in there
CS gas, and it isn't that bad.
I no n
16:10 protect this man at all costs
because he probably couldn't protect himself lmao
Josuke part8 AHHHHHHH
@@petrsvoboda3207 It was tactical explosion device placement mimimi :P
He damn sure ain’t protecting himself😂
I made that my ringtone LMAO
I love how the last clip is of the tank trying to run over the car like in the movies. I'm pretty sure the tank operator was like "why not".
💁🏼♀️ and then there is me with my fresh set of acrylics on this screen tap tap tap 😂
Everyone gangster till the chicken comes out
truxzzy I swear😂😂
i loved how they smashed the chickens balls on the ground like when ksi beated up
bearus lmao
Yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ya the chicken toys are to see if they can have a straight and serious face
“You’ll be amazed what McDonalds can do.”
Fav moments
What can they do
You copy
Big mac big mac
SCP 5000 everything
*case of a helicopter pilot dying in a horrific stalling accident*
"OMG FUNNY FAIL, SUCH A FUNNY FAIL MOMENT!! HAHA!"
Sargents using food as motivation never fails to crack me up
“It amazes me what McDonald’s could do”
*falls flat on his back*
Lmfaooo
Didn't understand this at first. Lol
But the one thing they cant do is have a hecin working ice cream lachinr
Lol
German soldier:
'ratatat'
'ratatat'
'ratatat'
American soldier: "hey! It's a machine gun!"
German soldier: "hehe, okay!"
*RATATATATATATATATA-*
He awakened what is in his blood inherited from his ancestors
*insert MG42 firing unlimited ammo here*
Top 3 things not to say to a German fella... just saying man... last time Germany got too excited with machine guns the world had a rough patch
JustaGamer the new German ar is just a semi auto, in future they don’t know how to use a full auto gun
@Deutsche Comrade the Zweihander is the og "German big gun"
14:40 My grandpa told me of this one guy when he was training to be a part of the Marine core who didn't keep his head down when crawling like they were supposed to. The trainee ended up getting hit by a live round when they trained under live machine gun fire. My grandpa went on to serve in the Marines and was honorably discharged as a corporal at the end of WW2. He then went to the same school as Trump and his kids before managing a Honeywell for decades before he retired and spent the rest of his life in retirement before dying on the first day of Spring in 2015. Interestingly I started my college senate service right after that. I now work in environmental services and plan to lead the field, run a museum and have a family.
11:52 i like how the guy holding the rubber chicken is so happy that he gets to torture other soldiers with a rubber chicken
"BIG MAC!!"
"I GOT A BURGER FOR U!!"
"COOKIE!!"
... "ITS AMAZING WHAT MCDONALD'S CAN DO!" killed me 😂💀😂
Had me weak asf
**APPLE PIE**
LARGE COKE! LARGE COKE!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
8:48 did anyone else noticed how easily that dude took the other out from the water with all the equipment and stuff like he weighted nothing??
"Its amazing what McDonald's can do"
He's a Sarge for a reason, dudes probably very tough.
Not to underrate the guy's strength but it's easier to lift someone when they're suspended in water.
you don't weight as much when your floating in the water, and he dragged him out sliding on the rail, it's not as bad as it looks
Believe it or not he was swimming
Failure: * exists *
Funny fail RUclipsrs: is this for me?
When someone asks what you do," Oh I just drift tanks for a living."
The 2 grenade guys are definitely going to be bullet stoppers
Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!
Those are what we call POGS. They’ll never see the enemy.
@@franksmith8210 or REMFs xD
Na, more than likely a computer guy or admin.
Tank: *drifts*
Engine: *ima bout to end dis mans whole career*
what
What
Dafuk
Makes no sense
wasn't it cardboard?
Pepper spray is the worst pain of the life. Oh boy I feel him. I wouldn’t recommend that experience to no one. 😭
Buddy: what ya doing?
Me: just drifting my tank 😆
German soldier: *uses the machine-gun in a precise manner*
American soldier: YO, it's a machine-gun
German soldier: haha, oke. *MACHINE-GUN GO BRRRRRRR*
Then the American remembers Omaha beach and now regrets telling the German that. .
Machinegun goes: murica fuck yeah
MACHINE GUN GO DO DO DO DO DO
The only thing is that he is aiming by tracers, not using sights. You can't shoot accurately unless you have a long burst to walk rounds on target since only like every 5 rounds have the trace. If you fire 2 round bursts, you are firing most of your rounds blindly. Plus the 50 cal needs volume of fire in order to be effective.
"Precise manner" with a heavy machine gun, ok...
3:45 “its a machine gun”. *smiles* “Oke” *WEHRMACHT INTENSIFIES*
Ok
Had to dislike to leave at 69 😏
Big Boi copied comment
Lazor Wulf theres like 30 of those same comments lol. Chill the fuck out
15:19
- how did this happened sir?
- you've shot it all private.
- ooh
the best laugh i've ever had.🤣 maybe his unlimited ammo cheat code didn't work. 🤣🤣🤣
Most impressive part of this video is the BMW right at the end. Car so safe a driver could have survived with little to no injury after the first collision with a freaking tank! Amazing!
“ITS A MACHINE GUN” “ok” so you have chosen death