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  • @failarmy
    @failarmy  4 месяца назад +311

    Which state fails the best?

    • @DuhKodaa
      @DuhKodaa 4 месяца назад

      shut up

    • @Mr.Myrdok
      @Mr.Myrdok 4 месяца назад +108

      All 54...

    • @Ishicoatl
      @Ishicoatl 4 месяца назад +30

      yes

    • @767_Aviation
      @767_Aviation 4 месяца назад +27

      For Alaska, that flight did not happen in Alaska. It was in Oregon.

    • @Mr.Myrdok
      @Mr.Myrdok 4 месяца назад +9

      @@767_Aviation alaska airlines.
      It didnt get far off the ground before the door blew out.

  • @paradoxical33
    @paradoxical33 4 месяца назад +1380

    ***EVERYONE WAS HARMED***

    • @xxdesertstorm
      @xxdesertstorm 4 месяца назад +14

      the harm is Failarmy's reputation with video making the location are not all correct and yet here it is thanks to greedy Indian ran RUclips

    • @chrismaguire3667
      @chrismaguire3667 4 месяца назад +3

      Wouldn't be fuuunnnnyyyy otherwise. We all like schadenfreude, don't we?

    • @CelestialStar-Animations
      @CelestialStar-Animations 4 месяца назад +2

      @@chrismaguire3667 Yes, the daily dose of *Non Seqitor*

    • @hekakain4108
      @hekakain4108 4 месяца назад +6

      **No one had arms**

    • @CotneAbramishvili72
      @CotneAbramishvili72 4 месяца назад

      2:55 I can't stop laughing

  • @Stormy1962
    @Stormy1962 4 месяца назад +116

    EVERY time I think I have done something stupid I come and watch videos like these....BOY do I feel so much better...

    • @tasierico364
      @tasierico364 4 месяца назад +3

      Every time I watch these videos, I realize how much my clumsy ass belongs on them.

    • @maikutsukino4743
      @maikutsukino4743 3 месяца назад +3

      With you all the way on this one!

  • @CoyoteFeral
    @CoyoteFeral 2 месяца назад +52

    I love how the dogs always check to make sure you're alright.

    • @mm2downy
      @mm2downy 2 месяца назад

      Yeah they js go over an sniff u😝😝

    • @skylark.kraken
      @skylark.kraken 4 дня назад

      Although they’re blissfully unaware of if they caused the situation

  • @The_Nightsong
    @The_Nightsong 4 месяца назад +182

    "Say Colorado!"
    "I'm a giraffe!"
    😂😂😂

    • @onearmedtrex5344
      @onearmedtrex5344 4 месяца назад +10

      zooooooI'MAGIRAFFE!!!oooooom

    • @StillYHWHs
      @StillYHWHs 3 месяца назад

      Spoiled Karen got taught a lesson. Giraffe style!☝️😊👌

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 Месяц назад +3

      Giraffe guy was awesome!

    • @JulesDragon29
      @JulesDragon29 Месяц назад +3

      "I CAN'T SLOW DOWN!! EARL!!"

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 18 дней назад +1

      Iconic frickin vine XD
      So glad it was included

  • @nathanjones6638
    @nathanjones6638 4 месяца назад +481

    The guy coming up right underneath an oncoming boat was some serious stress. He narrowly dodged the prop.

    • @deanstanley2125
      @deanstanley2125 4 месяца назад +21

      I went to school with a kid who fell out the back of his dad's boat and a good chunk of his thigh got eaten by the propeller

    • @nonyabusiness2703
      @nonyabusiness2703 4 месяца назад +43

      As a diver, he should have had a 'diver down' flag to keep boaters 100' away

    • @nathanjones6638
      @nathanjones6638 4 месяца назад +19

      @@nonyabusiness2703 fair point. Doesn't change the fact that seeing the prop so close to him was distressing.

    • @nonyabusiness2703
      @nonyabusiness2703 4 месяца назад +27

      @@nathanjones6638 I've had boats drive right up to flag to see what it was. Lol. Yup, stressful as can be

    • @nathanjones6638
      @nathanjones6638 4 месяца назад +15

      @@nonyabusiness2703 sorry if it gets weird, but I hope every dive you enjoy goes well, and you get home safe.

  • @arnaskarpovas2058
    @arnaskarpovas2058 20 дней назад +6

    Everytime I think I have done something stupid I come and watch videos like these....MAN, I DO feel so much better... LOL 😁🤣

  • @TheIronwil
    @TheIronwil 4 месяца назад +238

    “Sir, no paws on the truck please” => Best video.

    • @tabaxikhajit4541
      @tabaxikhajit4541 4 месяца назад +14

      So polite.

    • @accidentalgenius364
      @accidentalgenius364 4 месяца назад +14

      The way his ears go up

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum 4 месяца назад +2

      AGREE!! That was PEAK cuteness!

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 4 месяца назад +13

      *Almost* always, a black bear will flee when confronted. Exceptions are when they think they can't flee, or if they're a mother that thinks their cubs are being threatened. So cute, so friend shaped, but remember: not friend.

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum 4 месяца назад

      @@KanuckStreams if humans would just leave nature the hell alone, the whole issue would never arise. People should be penned inside cities so nature has at least SOME chance to thrive.

  • @Rigel_Chiokis
    @Rigel_Chiokis 4 месяца назад +310

    There are so many people who don't pause for a moment and wonder "is this thing strong enough to hold my weight?".

    • @felicitybywater8012
      @felicitybywater8012 4 месяца назад +11

      Yep. Perhaps they shouldn't be allowed off-leash.

    • @unamusedarchitect1646
      @unamusedarchitect1646 4 месяца назад +5

      Are you talking about those assholes breaking all of the trees at 8:23?

    • @Rigel_Chiokis
      @Rigel_Chiokis 4 месяца назад +6

      @@unamusedarchitect1646 yep; and the chairs, tables etc.

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 4 месяца назад +5

      Or the guy at 0:10 who loads up a flimsy plastic whatever-that-thing-is and then decides to haul it down flights of stairs. Anybody with the IQ of a brick knows that isn't going to hold. It kinda sucks to haul an entire dinner downstairs a dish or two at a time but it sure beats having your entire dinner hit the floor.

    • @indioloco6600
      @indioloco6600 4 месяца назад +5

      Right? You don't have to be a structural engineer.

  • @YamiKisara
    @YamiKisara Месяц назад +7

    Oh man, the kid causing his mum to fall down while carrying paint is a true menace!

    • @judyvalencia3257
      @judyvalencia3257 19 часов назад +1

      I bet he caught hell! If I was her, it would take me an awfully long time to forgive him.

  • @RS250Squid
    @RS250Squid 4 месяца назад +215

    I'm sure "Americans slipping on porches" could be its own genre.

    • @k1ll4nj0y
      @k1ll4nj0y 4 месяца назад +2

      and who stumble

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  4 месяца назад +20

      Enjoy!
      Hilarious Porch Slips and CCTV Fails 💀 | FailArmy May Rewind
      ruclips.net/video/NYMR6NmHmXY/видео.html

    • @RS250Squid
      @RS250Squid 4 месяца назад +17

      Oh damn, it IS it's own genre!

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 месяца назад +2

      Genre? Is this art to you?

    • @RS250Squid
      @RS250Squid 4 месяца назад +12

      Absolutely. Variations on a theme of the folly of humankind.

  • @dogs-and-destruction-channel
    @dogs-and-destruction-channel 4 месяца назад +226

    In Australia we have Crocodiles, snakes and spiders.
    In the USA, we have these guys.

    • @lisapan9387
      @lisapan9387 4 месяца назад +7

      😂😂😂😂 u forgot to mention 🦘🦘🦘🦘

    • @Coyotes254
      @Coyotes254 4 месяца назад +13

      As an Australian you're probably safer with those critters.

    • @robt2151
      @robt2151 4 месяца назад +12

      And every one has the right to vote!

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 месяца назад

      @@Coyotes254 How about your government? Man, they pounded you like a dictatorship more than any Western Culture nation during covid. That is because you guys have more American spirit, than we actually do today. Which I applaud.

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 4 месяца назад +13

      @@robt2151
      Also drive,breed and own a gun. What could possibly go wrong?😂😂😂😂

  • @kt420ish
    @kt420ish 2 месяца назад +6

    "What is that? Is that bigfoot" 😂😂😂😂 that clip had me rolling

  • @juliehubbard9752
    @juliehubbard9752 4 месяца назад +131

    The mom who fell on the couch with the white paint…….I bet that kid is still running!

    • @gordondafoe3516
      @gordondafoe3516 3 месяца назад +6

      That's a tough one to reconcile. The best approach would be to hug mum, and cry you're sorry. Instant forgiveness.

    • @juliehubbard9752
      @juliehubbard9752 3 месяца назад +8

      @@gordondafoe3516
      If that were my mom….I’d still be running too!! 😆

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 3 месяца назад +7

      The paint going in her EYES - that kid is gonna be disowned!

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 2 месяца назад +6

      Kid knew he fucked up too cuz he took off squealing

    • @Modulo71
      @Modulo71 2 месяца назад

      Nan, you can see she lol 😄

  • @jessq7051
    @jessq7051 4 месяца назад +174

    That girl got F’D up by that bull!!! 😂

    • @JoshyJosh
      @JoshyJosh 4 месяца назад +39

      I felt bad for a second before realizing they were stupid enough to do something like that 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @scorpleeon
      @scorpleeon 4 месяца назад +15

      I enjoyed every minute and watched at least 20 times 😈 CRAMMMM!

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 4 месяца назад +3

      haha

    • @lioneljohnpilcher204
      @lioneljohnpilcher204 4 месяца назад +2

      Yes😅

    • @lioneljohnpilcher204
      @lioneljohnpilcher204 4 месяца назад +6

      Hi from New Zealand 😊. I'm not sure, picked on, maybe 😅

  • @SKTTotalIdiotsAtWork
    @SKTTotalIdiotsAtWork 2 месяца назад +2

    1:01 Fun fact about hammer heads, they are one of the most friendly types of sharks towards humans, the hammerhead was aiming for a fish that you can sea run under the legs of the man. The hammer head was simply trying to get a snack.

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 4 месяца назад +147

    "No one was harmed."
    Me: Everyone was harmed. Got it.

    • @AussiePom
      @AussiePom 4 месяца назад

      They do it so they don't lose money payment which shows what's really important. People get seriously harmed who cares as long as we get paid for them being harmed

    • @crystalewers1149
      @crystalewers1149 4 месяца назад +3

      There is a certain set of survival skills required for all 51 states. Some are common, some unique, but understand you are going to have to switch on the fly if you travel America.

    • @rwtx7781
      @rwtx7781 4 месяца назад +2

      @@crystalewers1149 50 states

  • @JewelryNurse
    @JewelryNurse 4 месяца назад +254

    hint when your barbecue catches on fire, close the freaking lid

    • @jonahingram3496
      @jonahingram3496 4 месяца назад +12

      “The fire adds flavor” says gollum

    • @Brauiz90
      @Brauiz90 4 месяца назад +2

      Flame grilled... BK was yesterday....

    • @kelcritcarroll
      @kelcritcarroll 4 месяца назад

      Hey!thanks! 😂I more than likely would have been the man in the video….unsure where the nearest faucet and hose was!😅😂🤣😆

    • @kelcritcarroll
      @kelcritcarroll 4 месяца назад

      11:20 was definitely the worst personal fail….! Poor guy hoped noone saw it….😅😂🤣😆

    • @kelcritcarroll
      @kelcritcarroll 4 месяца назад

      9:10 that I felt…..damn! 😮

  • @alexissummers89
    @alexissummers89 Месяц назад +8

    That cop was just a lil too into that song 😂 👮🏼‍♂️ 💃🏼

  • @LOL-IdiotsAtWork
    @LOL-IdiotsAtWork 4 месяца назад +15

    Thanks to FailArmy, I've finally mastered the 50 states of America, all thanks to this incredible video

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 4 месяца назад +85

    If this doesn't unify USA, nothing will. All equal in failure. Heartwarming to see.

    • @chrismaguire3667
      @chrismaguire3667 4 месяца назад +2

      Is that why the US voted the Dems in last time out, *and* repeated it in 2022??

    • @LunaDelTuna
      @LunaDelTuna 4 месяца назад

      @@chrismaguire3667 Scram russian bot scram

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 месяца назад +1

      Yea, well, how is your life going? Success?

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 месяца назад

      @@chrismaguire3667 Rigged elections alone, define a dictatorship.

    • @evanstewartryker3505
      @evanstewartryker3505 4 месяца назад

      @@chrismaguire3667 Not everyone's a masochist like you dude XD

  • @GrMsLvGR
    @GrMsLvGR 2 месяца назад +15

    Car being completely demolished by 18 wheeler - "No one was hurt"

    • @marilynhoste3961
      @marilynhoste3961 26 дней назад

      I don't believe that, an 18 wheeler hits a vehicle ? Someone went to the hospital!!!!!

    • @taykeir1682
      @taykeir1682 4 дня назад

      @@marilynhoste3961 lucky not to the morgue

  • @everymoviehero9248
    @everymoviehero9248 4 месяца назад +70

    At least the one bear was polite like "oh, apologies, it appears this tree is occupied, ill see myself down"

  • @joshjosh1386
    @joshjosh1386 4 месяца назад +18

    America is a big country. Everything is on a whole different scale.

    • @rachellee2515
      @rachellee2515 4 месяца назад +4

      Na man, they are on a different planet

    • @katerinagiannioudi401
      @katerinagiannioudi401 4 месяца назад

      There are other bigger countries with much less stupidity

    • @aaronorr5586
      @aaronorr5586 4 месяца назад

      @@rachellee2515 We can easily search the net and find 50 clips from smartphones from each country across the world and create compilations of fails.
      I just think that we as Americans have been exposed to America's Funniest Home Videos for so long that we don't have a sense of shame about showing the times we fall flat on our face.

    • @LadyAxe13
      @LadyAxe13 Месяц назад +1

      United States. America has a LOT more countries in it.

    • @roberthowkins3097
      @roberthowkins3097 Месяц назад

      Yup they have waaaay bigger idiots xxx

  • @JeramyWuchner
    @JeramyWuchner 2 месяца назад +1

    The editing skills in this funny compilation are off the charts. Props to the creators!

  • @ckdd8891
    @ckdd8891 4 месяца назад +94

    I like the way that dad blamed the broken window on the girl because he wasn’t able to do a proper assessment of risk.

    • @leonardodalongisland
      @leonardodalongisland 4 месяца назад

      HE was 1,000 percent wrong for suggesting that she hit balls in the garage. DUMB dad/human.

    • @jimmynovak7913
      @jimmynovak7913 4 месяца назад +1

      You’re one of those huh? 😂

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 3 месяца назад +9

      And only an abusive dad would be that angry over a little $2 window pane.

    • @dr.albantross1686
      @dr.albantross1686 3 месяца назад +7

      @@MrWolfSnackyeah it’s only a short clip so it’s difficult to judge, but if he was genuinely upset he’s an asshole. 100% he set this thing up in the garage to begin with which is a dodgy idea at best.

  • @Chara_Murdererr
    @Chara_Murdererr 4 месяца назад +89

    3:47 come on, father. You can’t blame it on her. Don’t give her with that look.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 4 месяца назад +17

      You're right. I'm sure he put it right there.

    • @Sakrosankt-Bierstube
      @Sakrosankt-Bierstube 4 месяца назад +19

      Ngl, i was pissed for a second when i saw his look...

    • @vakama9053
      @vakama9053 4 месяца назад +14

      @@billolsen4360 Exactly! I really, really doubt that setup was the daughter's idea

    • @annshelton3503
      @annshelton3503 4 месяца назад +9

      sooo much hateful disgust.... Sheesh!

    • @HANKTHEDANKEST
      @HANKTHEDANKEST 4 месяца назад +1

      Very LDE on the part of dad, there. Facepalm at yourself for being stupid enough to set it up that way.

  • @bforster2237
    @bforster2237 3 месяца назад +9

    Maryland
    Lady: Hey that way sir!
    Sir: Absolutely not😂

  • @rodnyg7952
    @rodnyg7952 4 месяца назад +27

    like how they occasionally write "no one was harmed", but actually have no idea

  • @crackdog3523
    @crackdog3523 4 месяца назад +159

    Thinking you can un-repo your vehicle like "swiper, no swiping" is always hilarious

    • @StormyJBlake
      @StormyJBlake 4 месяца назад +2

      The visual of that....😅😅😅😅

    • @killingtimeitself
      @killingtimeitself 4 месяца назад

      technically if you're in the car, they aren't legally able to tow your car, so it is a strategy. Trying to drive it off is fucking stupid though.

    • @aerynventress7702
      @aerynventress7702 4 месяца назад +1

      Such a Florida thing to do, too.

    • @Big_B_007
      @Big_B_007 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, as if the damage they're causing to their own vehicle isn't going to be more expensive that the impound charge. Also, no clue how it works in the US, but in my country, you'd be on the hook for damages to the towtruck as well.

    • @Dratchev241
      @Dratchev241 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Big_B_007 actually its a repo. meaning they didn't make the payments and the note holder is taking it back. dude will be responsible for all damage he caused to the note holders truck and the tow truck. TL;DR if you have to make payments on it you don't own it.

  • @asmaatv1842
    @asmaatv1842 Месяц назад +2

    These instant regret fails are the best thing I've seen all week

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 4 месяца назад +412

    "I'm not gonna pay your $100 towing fee, I'm gonna total my truck! That'l teach you!"

    • @castirondude
      @castirondude 4 месяца назад +35

      That one has been around for a while - it was a repo, the guy didn't make payments on the truck so they were going to take it from him permanently

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 4 месяца назад +1

      Americans are like that. They are the embodiment of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face; they'll eat a shit sandwich if it means you have to smell their breath.

    • @therandomchannel-_-
      @therandomchannel-_- 4 месяца назад +29

      now he has a totaled car and a lawsuit from the towing company prob 😂🤦‍♂

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 4 месяца назад +1

      yes

    • @Matt-wf7ry
      @Matt-wf7ry 4 месяца назад +13

      ​@@therandomchannel-_- It is illegal in pretty much any state to try and repo a vehicle with the owner/former owner inside of it. That includes if the person jumps into the car as you are trying to drive away with it. The reason is obvious as you saw what was taking taking place in the video. If the owner shows up and gets in the car, try your luck another time tow truck guy. If you repo a car with anybody inside of it and they haven't agreed to you towing them, you have now taken somebody hostage which as we all know is illegal.

  • @arklinmike
    @arklinmike 4 месяца назад +317

    Most of these folks vote as well...

    • @dogedave3188
      @dogedave3188 4 месяца назад +32

      That explains where we are now, thanks.

    • @mariaharrison7228
      @mariaharrison7228 4 месяца назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they sure do!!

    • @starmartin6096
      @starmartin6096 4 месяца назад +3

      🤣 💯🇺🇸🙏

    • @ss33988
      @ss33988 4 месяца назад +1

      And 100% breed and have dumb offspring. What's your point?

    • @Outdoorshuntingshooting
      @Outdoorshuntingshooting 4 месяца назад +36

      How do you think Biden got in?

  • @92Blackjeep
    @92Blackjeep 4 месяца назад +15

    Nice to see that as a species we are all idiots, no matter where we come from. Thanks FailArmy for bringing us the unity we so desperately need in this country right now!

    • @ma3stro681
      @ma3stro681 Месяц назад +3

      You mean where you all come from in America, right … 😂

    • @patstokes7040
      @patstokes7040 Месяц назад

      And 95% are over weight, why over weight.

  • @dariusweisz7440
    @dariusweisz7440 4 месяца назад +78

    6:35 I bet it was the last shot fired from this nerf gun xD

    • @treborschafer3945
      @treborschafer3945 3 месяца назад +9

      I imagine his proctologist still cannot retrieve every last piece of it.

    • @GetzGoth
      @GetzGoth 3 месяца назад +12

      He’s probably still running today.

    • @RobertOgilvie-w4y
      @RobertOgilvie-w4y 2 месяца назад +4

      Was my favourite dude..still llf.. peace and respect from Glasgow Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @Psychx_
      @Psychx_ 2 месяца назад +5

      The scream though. Like an animal.

    • @haazsstarship7530
      @haazsstarship7530 2 месяца назад +4

      little dude may be buried in the back yard by now.

  • @fatkart7641
    @fatkart7641 4 месяца назад +39

    That gremlin laugh at 4:58 is what I needed!

  • @tyborg1
    @tyborg1 24 дня назад +1

    The ducks coming out, and the ducks going back in after less than a minute, made my evening, thank you gentlemen, and or ladies

  • @Raiders_Prodz-18
    @Raiders_Prodz-18 4 месяца назад +66

    “There’s a snake in my boot” literally 😂😂😂 47:30

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 4 месяца назад +2

      haha

    • @christianruffin1342
      @christianruffin1342 4 месяца назад +1

      Damn I was too late

    • @Raiders_Prodz-18
      @Raiders_Prodz-18 4 месяца назад +1

      @@christianruffin1342 haha

    • @rwtx7781
      @rwtx7781 4 месяца назад +1

      I know a guy who was bitten by a poisonous snake putting on his boot…word of warning: don’t leave your boots outside.

    • @Raiders_Prodz-18
      @Raiders_Prodz-18 4 месяца назад

      @@rwtx7781 dang. I’ll take your word for it. 😂

  • @PokeWalker-rc8hg
    @PokeWalker-rc8hg 4 месяца назад +68

    As an American I can confirm we do this everyday

    • @americanpatriot7247
      @americanpatriot7247 4 месяца назад +6

      PokeW - speak for yourself!!! I have it down to once a month now!!!

    • @rachellee2515
      @rachellee2515 4 месяца назад +3

      We know, you do not have to keep reminding the world

    • @katerinagiannioudi401
      @katerinagiannioudi401 4 месяца назад +3

      Lots of honesty here!

    • @bobrussell3602
      @bobrussell3602 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm British. We all make silly mistakes/errors of judgement. Don't be so hard on yourselves !

  • @vividvault9285
    @vividvault9285 2 месяца назад +6

    Guy dies in video, write on screen *no one was harmed* 'it's ok guys, I wrote that no one was harmed'

  • @Sithhy
    @Sithhy 4 месяца назад +161

    In words of Jeremy Clarkson: "they're the funniest creatures on earth, aren't they"

    • @samteks125
      @samteks125 4 месяца назад +5

      _i n t h e w o r l d_

    • @Phoenix-kn8uk
      @Phoenix-kn8uk 3 месяца назад

      We humans have absolutely zero self-preservation instinct.

    • @wareskevin
      @wareskevin 4 дня назад

      Bwahahahaha +1

  • @Psychodermia
    @Psychodermia 4 месяца назад +255

    0:39 - It's Fatsquatch! 🤣🤣

  • @BeastNationXIV
    @BeastNationXIV 28 дней назад +1

    1:27 - The way I ducked as if I was dodging a jab 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aaroncampos3798
    @aaroncampos3798 4 месяца назад +34

    5:49 definitely Boeing Approved ✅

    • @jimbarnard12345
      @jimbarnard12345 4 месяца назад +6

      Boeing sent out a press release talking about how they are providing at no additional charge great views of the night sky. Here we saw the constellation Taurus including a excellent view of the Pleiades star cluster. This is one of two options they are providing on all of their 737(MAX) model airplanes, the second option is for those who love the water more. Boeing released video footage of passengers so excited that some even fainted or peed on themselves as the Delta airlines flight skimmed the surface of the water before pushing her nose into the sea to allow seperation of the cockpit portion of the plane. This well planned dive allowed for passengers to see underneath the water while still remaining safely buckled in their seats.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 4 месяца назад +4

      Just FYI that happened in Oregon, but it was Alaska airlines.

    • @BenjaminJohnSteel
      @BenjaminJohnSteel 4 дня назад

      @@jimbarnard12345 howdy - I'm from australia and I missed this on any news - I desperately need more context - what actually happened here please and also as to what you're referring to as some sort of a water crash? was it this plane or a different one? jokes or legit? Thanks in advance =D

  • @Biffo1262
    @Biffo1262 4 месяца назад +39

    1:25 No dive safety boat and no diver flag makes him a Darwin Award candidate.

    • @BP-iz2lt
      @BP-iz2lt 3 месяца назад +2

      AMERICA FUCK YEAH

  • @RedneckSpaceman
    @RedneckSpaceman 24 дня назад +1

    We Yanks🇺🇲 are Good People!!🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @timdoyon1964
    @timdoyon1964 4 месяца назад +76

    That one where the lady slaps her fella’s “ass” gets me every time!

    • @NootalieWalf
      @NootalieWalf 4 месяца назад

      Bro same

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT 4 месяца назад +1

      It's Epic 😂

    • @ellie698
      @ellie698 4 месяца назад +1

      Where was that?
      I couldn't be bothered to watch very far in tbh

    • @mmcbey1401
      @mmcbey1401 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ellie698 13:12

    • @ellie698
      @ellie698 4 месяца назад

      @@mmcbey1401
      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jharris3267
    @jharris3267 4 месяца назад +36

    What is it about vacations that make people who are normally not athletic try things they are clearly not in shape enough to do? Thank you for entertaining me! 😂

  • @rydermitleff-eq5vs
    @rydermitleff-eq5vs Месяц назад +5

    0:39 Bigfoot is real

  • @HL65536
    @HL65536 4 месяца назад +46

    Seemingly not only are American houses made from cardboard, but plenty of other things, too. Guardrails, traffic lights, ...

    • @sicfrynut
      @sicfrynut 4 месяца назад +4

      the running gag in america is how everything cheap is made in china, but i've seen a lot of cheap things made in this country.

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck 4 месяца назад +3

      Obviously it's the highest bidder building everything. That's how we roll...

    • @BarryWallace-se8lz
      @BarryWallace-se8lz 4 месяца назад +3

      @@sicfrynut Like your cars.

    • @kimberlysevastyanenko3798
      @kimberlysevastyanenko3798 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@BarryWallace-se8lz Many of the cars are pretty good. The houses? Definitely not anything built after the 1950s.

    • @BarryWallace-se8lz
      @BarryWallace-se8lz 4 месяца назад

      @@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 American cars are NOT good, not in anyway shape or form. In fact country wise America is in the top 3 worse countries who make cars. There cars truly utterly terrible. Japan is the best car making country in the world then Germany, American cars are junk heaps.

  • @Us_Paws
    @Us_Paws 4 месяца назад +106

    24:24 “Hey get away sir”
    ‘Absolutely not’ 😭😭😭

    • @zacharygreen6267
      @zacharygreen6267 4 месяца назад +10

      Had me ROLLING

    • @HaraldSon94
      @HaraldSon94 4 месяца назад +14

      @@zacharygreen6267 and had me stop and head for the comments

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 3 месяца назад +1

      @@splatterfrog4606 duh

    • @BenjaminJohnSteel
      @BenjaminJohnSteel 3 дня назад

      'Mericans won't be told what to do by ANYBODY not even by other 'mericans XD

  • @ElisaEstrada-l8f
    @ElisaEstrada-l8f Месяц назад +4

    My face hurts from laughing so hard at this compilation! Best one yet!

  • @tsgrandma9837
    @tsgrandma9837 4 месяца назад +15

    44:18 The kid so seriously said, "That's a fail", is so freaky funny!!!!

  • @越後鐡
    @越後鐡 19 дней назад

    Many Japanese people are shy, so you can't watch a lot of videos like this. For me, videos like this are precious and interesting.

  • @rickyscott9351
    @rickyscott9351 4 месяца назад +40

    "Well, that was awesome"
    Most relaxed demeanor after rolling your car. Hahahaha. He's my spirit animal.

    • @nullshock3381
      @nullshock3381 Месяц назад +2

      I did something like that when I flipped My truck. Except after I shut off the ignition, climbed out, I started laughing like the Joker. It kind of scared my friends. I still don't know why I reacted that way.

    • @rickyscott9351
      @rickyscott9351 Месяц назад

      @@nullshock3381 haha people react differently to shock

  • @Fcutdlady
    @Fcutdlady 4 месяца назад +16

    My dad was 54 years a golfer . The first thing he taught me when watching golf was to stand behind the person adressing the ball and far enough back so the club didn't hit you

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 месяца назад +2

      You could not figure that out yourself?

    • @MichaelDespairs
      @MichaelDespairs 4 месяца назад

      How was this comment edited yet the strange sequence of words "54 years a golfer . " remain intact?

    • @jbc6980
      @jbc6980 4 месяца назад +1

      @@MichaelDespairsthat’s absolutely grammatically acceptable.

    • @MichaelDespairs
      @MichaelDespairs 4 месяца назад

      @@jbc6980so is "Fcutdlady is pretentious, but jbc6980 is more pretentious than she."

    • @BlackslooklikeHarambe
      @BlackslooklikeHarambe 4 месяца назад

      Golf is beyond boring.

  • @benjaminbuchanan7151
    @benjaminbuchanan7151 3 месяца назад +3

    6:39
    Goodbye couch
    Goodbye rug
    Goodbye clothes
    and…
    Goodbye kid

  • @jimmy_kirk
    @jimmy_kirk 4 месяца назад +23

    (1:08) Man, that bike must have at least 100 zebraforce to keep up!

    • @psmirage8584
      @psmirage8584 4 месяца назад

      And, if he wanted to keep up with a donkey, it's 50 donkeystrength.

  • @MrFright2010
    @MrFright2010 4 месяца назад +8

    A lot of these remind of the wise words of a friend: "This country is in so much trouble..."

  • @pauperslament3467
    @pauperslament3467 3 месяца назад +26

    The Bleeping noise to censor profanity has to be the most annoying sound ever conceived for commercial use.

    • @GHMYahooka
      @GHMYahooka 2 месяца назад +1

      kinda miss the metalocalypse guitar riff they used for it on aw back in the day

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 Месяц назад

      One You Tuber, Vincey, started using recordings of his cat meowing for a censor beep. It's cute!

  • @Mr.Pinger
    @Mr.Pinger 4 месяца назад +18

    1:46 dude is so lucky his head missed that step

    • @barbarajoyce6424
      @barbarajoyce6424 4 месяца назад +1

      maybe we'll see him in the Darwin awards list in the future

  • @amsterdam_budtender
    @amsterdam_budtender 4 месяца назад +31

    This is my guilty pleasure as a European, just seeing these utterly shameless clips. Thank you Murrica 🎉❤

    • @marilynwillett804
      @marilynwillett804 4 месяца назад +4

      It's AMERICA. and I lived in Europe, don't brag.

    • @amsterdam_budtender
      @amsterdam_budtender 4 месяца назад +6

      @@marilynwillett804 Bragging about?.....

    • @squimp9796
      @squimp9796 4 месяца назад +5

      dont listen to this other American hes fighting himself

    • @amsterdam_budtender
      @amsterdam_budtender 4 месяца назад +3

      @@squimp9796 😂😂😂👍🏼

    • @Aeyis537
      @Aeyis537 4 месяца назад

      ​​No way... It's America???! 😮
      I don't believe you @@marilynwillett804

  • @RobertOgilvie-w4y
    @RobertOgilvie-w4y 2 месяца назад +4

    I SWEAR U AMERICANS ARE AMAZING..LOVE FROM SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 4 месяца назад +24

    This video has a lot of funny moments, but there are also clips that are reminders that we should stay safe, a lot of people fall down pretty hard. 😂

    • @pamelaspooner7183
      @pamelaspooner7183 4 месяца назад

      A lot of spinal cord and brain injuries. Men (almost always) don’t seem to comprehend the fragility of their bodies.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 4 месяца назад +2

      But but but **NO ONE WAS HARMED **

  • @teslainvestah5003
    @teslainvestah5003 4 месяца назад +15

    27:37 if you spill food while it is cooking, stop your dog from eating it. Dogs don't wait for very hot food to cool down, they just eat it, while screaming in pain the whole time.

  • @barbaracasiere2582
    @barbaracasiere2582 4 месяца назад +1

    The local emergency rooms must love these idiots 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Yousef-u6p
    @Yousef-u6p 4 месяца назад +20

    39:51 ''Definietely no one was harmed'' lmao

  • @zacharygreen6267
    @zacharygreen6267 4 месяца назад +13

    24:21 "absolutely not" had me roling

  • @velzekt
    @velzekt 2 месяца назад +3

    Americans: Failing since 1776

  • @Adam_Walsh
    @Adam_Walsh 4 месяца назад +17

    At 0:42 looks like Boogie2988 is living in the wilderness

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 4 месяца назад

      wow

    • @BarlsJr
      @BarlsJr 4 месяца назад +1

      I thought he had already hit rock bottom, but it would appear I was mistaken.

  • @richardletaw4068
    @richardletaw4068 4 месяца назад +5

    A collection of more idiocy than I have seen in one place in a very long time! Thanks, guys!

    • @katerinagiannioudi401
      @katerinagiannioudi401 4 месяца назад

      Its mostly concentrated in the USA

    • @richardletaw4068
      @richardletaw4068 4 месяца назад +1

      @@katerinagiannioudi401 Well, bless your little heart. You did notice the TITLE of the piece, yeh?
      I’m sure there’s plenty of Indian, Chinese, African, and Yurpeen idiocy to go around.

  • @collectioneur
    @collectioneur 3 месяца назад +4

    They should start teaching physics at school again...

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 Месяц назад +1

      My dad says everyone should be required to learn physics before learning how to drive. When he was teaching me how to drive, rule one was "Always assume the other driver is about to do something stupid"

  • @smsmanufacturer3453
    @smsmanufacturer3453 4 месяца назад +7

    The engagement with the audience makes it feel like a community.

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck 4 месяца назад

      Well of course, who do you think is holding the beer? And the camera?

  • @ianmcdougall4930
    @ianmcdougall4930 4 месяца назад +8

    It's subtle, but the failure at 4:10 when the towel roll falls in might be my favorite yet.

  • @dylonrasco
    @dylonrasco 2 месяца назад +2

    1:27 Boat: Hi how are ya! 😂 😂
    2:26 Whale: Have fun swimming! 😂 😂
    2:44 Bull: Musical chairs! I'll join 😂
    5:02 Cow: Get Off Human! 😂 😂

  • @petuniasevan
    @petuniasevan 4 месяца назад +12

    This is the Money Channel for retailers, hospitals, and insurance companies.

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 месяца назад

      YT pays this bull crapper a lot too I bet.

  • @zackpenhaligon9904
    @zackpenhaligon9904 4 месяца назад +9

    34:37 perfectly encapsulates mustangs 😂

  • @swissuz
    @swissuz Месяц назад

    The best part about this compilation is that the majority of these people actually laughed along with everyone else.

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 Месяц назад

      I don't think the guy being buried by an avalanche was laughing. 06:00
      I strongly suspect he didn't survive.

  • @nugetocka8054
    @nugetocka8054 4 месяца назад +33

    Hello from SLOVAKIA🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰❤❤

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 4 месяца назад +16

    also 9:49 is just hilarious

    • @chrisbowers4287
      @chrisbowers4287 3 месяца назад +1

      I ski, and it totally sums up a part of the community ngl 😂😂 Hilarious bunch of skiiers and boarders

  • @darktina93
    @darktina93 Месяц назад +2

    The moose just wanted a happy meal.

  • @Jerrymouse79
    @Jerrymouse79 4 месяца назад +13

    57:21 she went full T-Rex 😂😂😂

  • @Just-Fauna
    @Just-Fauna 4 месяца назад +22

    00:40 really captured the essence of the Squatch.

  • @SecondLifeAround
    @SecondLifeAround 2 месяца назад +2

    06:05 **NO ONE WAS HARMED, EXCEPT THE DRIVER ** LOL!

  • @STAWTEREHWYREVE-dx7si
    @STAWTEREHWYREVE-dx7si 4 месяца назад +6

    AWWW... AWWW... AWWW...
    OH, NO ... BLEEP... BLEEP...
    The most American reaction ever!!!

    • @getin3949
      @getin3949 4 месяца назад

      Apparently you never watch the dash cam videos from India, Pakistan, etc...Has nothing to do with being a certain nationality, every country has it's morons.

  • @RajRaushanRajput
    @RajRaushanRajput 4 месяца назад +6

    Love from INDIA 🇮🇳❤

  • @DuckID99
    @DuckID99 Месяц назад

    I can't believe how funny these instant regret fails are - instant classics!

  • @Jay_kaying
    @Jay_kaying 4 месяца назад +6

    6:35 omg, that kid is grounded for life! 🤣

  • @JohnDoeXYZ
    @JohnDoeXYZ 4 месяца назад +18

    There is no more American thing than towing a mobile home with a U-Haul. That's the pinnacle.

    • @rogerb5615
      @rogerb5615 4 месяца назад

      Yep, just so long as it's in Arkansas.

    • @59snitt
      @59snitt 4 месяца назад

      @@rogerb5615nope that is pure redneck😂

    • @PhilOsGarage
      @PhilOsGarage 4 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@rogerb5615I akansas it, I akant believe it.

  • @gracegoveia6917
    @gracegoveia6917 Месяц назад +1

    The cop diva-ing out to shake it off😭

  • @teddybotana4023
    @teddybotana4023 4 месяца назад +14

    OMG I CAN'T TAKE THE CONSTANT BEEPING!!!!!

  • @DUSTYMESA
    @DUSTYMESA 4 месяца назад +51

    As a Canadian, my southern neighbors can you start bringing your warmer air up here its raining too much

    • @unkulwilly
      @unkulwilly 4 месяца назад +17

      as a southern Texan i plead with our northern neighbors to trun all fans due south and push some cooler air this way!

    • @DUSTYMESA
      @DUSTYMESA 4 месяца назад +6

      @@unkulwilly I would if I could brother😭

    • @historyZZ
      @historyZZ 4 месяца назад +1

      Dont let them bring anything, next thing you know the rain is going to make us " regarded"

    • @DUSTYMESA
      @DUSTYMESA 4 месяца назад +1

      @@historyZZ 💀😭

    • @kudzu_
      @kudzu_ 4 месяца назад +6

      I'll gladly trade you heat for rain. My grass looks and sounds like shredded wheat and the devil has me on preheat 🥵

  • @CMETotalIdiotAtWork
    @CMETotalIdiotAtWork 2 месяца назад

    You guys are a gift to the internet!

  • @jonnym4670
    @jonnym4670 4 месяца назад +21

    5:11 someone towing a mobile home with a U-Haul is the most Bama thing I have seen

    • @havingagr8time
      @havingagr8time 4 месяца назад

      And uhal is the most 'Bama spelling as well.

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 4 месяца назад +1

      @@havingagr8time That's funny because I am from California.

  • @AnadhuKumar-xr5ys
    @AnadhuKumar-xr5ys 4 месяца назад +7

    I ask for your prayers and healing vibes as I continue to face health challenges. Thank you for your support.

  • @BeastNationXIV
    @BeastNationXIV 28 дней назад +1

    17:53 - "Sometimes you gotta pop out and show em" - Fish, 2024

  • @SevenTailedWolf72
    @SevenTailedWolf72 4 месяца назад +11

    When he flung over that birthday cake, that was priceless. Everybody went dead quiet in shock. 😂

  • @dr.robertbennett3452
    @dr.robertbennett3452 4 месяца назад +17

    2:36 like something straight from Looney Tunes!!!

  • @crackheadengineer3716
    @crackheadengineer3716 2 месяца назад +2

    19:10 the way he just sat there and accepted his chairless state just killed me
    my humor is a little broken

  • @TapanThakur1964
    @TapanThakur1964 4 месяца назад +9

    I see, America is quite a fun place to live at😮

    • @fantasyflows
      @fantasyflows 4 месяца назад +3

      It's no more exciting than any other place, lol

    • @aaronorr5586
      @aaronorr5586 4 месяца назад +2

      @@fantasyflows Exactly. One could easily compile footage of fails in other countries into 50 clips per country bits.

    • @jennybrooks9027
      @jennybrooks9027 4 месяца назад

      Your participle’s dangling…te-hee

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 3 месяца назад

      @@aaronorr5586 More like 1-2 clips per country lmao. The US is HUGE compared to pretty much any other country. Like the US is comparable to all of Europe, which is just nuts and makes clips like these seem out of proportion. There's just so many people here that from statistics alone there's bound to be more idiots too