Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within - Nostalgia Critic
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- Опубликовано: 14 май 2019
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One of the biggest bombs of all time based on one of the biggest game franchises of all time. Let's see if there's any redeemable value to the CG weird-fest Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is a 2001 American computer-animated science fiction film directed by Hironobu Sakaguchi, creator of the Final Fantasy series of role-playing video games. It was the first photorealistic computer-animated feature film and was the most expensive video game-inspired film until the release of Prince of Persia in 2010. It features the voices of Ming-Na Wen, Alec Baldwin, Donald Sutherland, James Woods, Ving Rhames, Peri Gilpin and Steve Buscemi.
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do a movie that's a favorite of yors critic.
1:47 - 2:10 .....😐😑 You've been smoking, Doug.
Thanos would make a much better and much real Sonic.
2:43 - 2:49 Cartman: "He's a bad kitty! Bad, Mr. Kitty, bad!"
Please review Paul Blart: Mall Cop 1 & 2.
Wouldn’t virtual actors in a virtual world just be an animated movie?
I’m looking at you, “live-action” Lion King remake.
And it would, ironically, be more expensive for every time they have to re-render the video and other crap
Brilliant
I get it's a joke but this whole "it's not live action, it's animated" thing for Lion King is beyond annoying.
Jay Arby I can’t wait for live action finding Nemo
@rockman fan a movie you have yet to see is dogshit and its existence that doesn't affect you in anyway is annoying.... well alright.
This movie shares 3 things with the actual Final Fantasy franchise:
- Dr. Cid
- Chocobo keychain easter egg
- The name
Don't forget about Diet Lifestream!
It’s Sid in this movie
@@KertaDrake Lifestream isn't common to most Final Fantasy games, mostly to 7.
you forgot the
"stupidly convoluted ending that makes less sense the more you think about it"
Don't forget The Espers
I woke up as an 80 year old man.
WHERE IS MY YOUTH.
"Based loosely on FF." That's like me saying "I almost look like The Rock." I'm a middle age, overweight white guy.
This needs more likes
@@thekuan7002 yes it does
Perfect comment. No further comments sections required.
Or "Based loosely on a Ferrari" while it is a bike that someone painted "Ferrari" on -_-
Like a Daewoo, it’s basically an F16
"I don't see gender, I just see money." This spoke to me
Sums up marketing for equal rights too.
That line was amazing. Sums up a lot about current day Hollywood.
@@AbbasKhan9364
That's the exact opposite of current day Hollywood
@@ozrithclay6921 I mean they pretend to care about the gender stuff because, you know, at the end it's all about money.
@@AbbasKhan9364 And to get rid of the competition (example feminists who works in TV celebrated models from motorbikes being fired because that was sexist (they protested because they needed the money and liked what they were doing) yet all of them are married with a millonaire who helped them work in TV LOL)
"I don't see gender only money"
And this episode is already off to a great start.
As soon as I heard that line I checked the comments, 99% sure it'd be mentioned in one of the top three. Clearly I am greatly in tune with the flow of the internet.
animals don't have genders, they're animals
Dog: "Meow"
WHERE IS THE WOOF???!!!
That was more terrible then a doggy style joke, only critic can do that since he apologizes in the end.
Critic, your cat just shed its fur.
WHERE'S THE FLOOF!?
Heavenlyhounds96 hehe floof:)
Who calls it "floof"??
Me. Now.
James Woods : WHERE IS THE PROOF
Jack Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROOF
Jotaro Kujo: I CAN'T SHOW YOU THE PROOF WITHOUT GETTING ANY CLOSER
Oho....you want to approach me
Oh it’s DIO
lol kinda made my day
@@JaseFaceJR the pest :if i get any closer to you we'll be intimate
Man, Seth MacFarlane would be proud of that needlessly dragged out joke.
I was about to say that lol
I seriously hopes he reviews the movie your thumbnail is from.
SweenyTodd98 you deserve a reward for that comment
@@Heavenlyhounds96 well, Musical Hell reviewed sweeney todd, and I honestly find her a really good reviewer for musicals in general.
SweenyTodd98
The joke may have been dragged out longer that it probably should have been yet it was still funny.
"I'd like to thank God!"
I was totally expecting Monty Python's God to appear and say, "Don't rope me into this."
That would have been amazing.
well he roped me into this!
- "As you know, pink is a color, salt is salty, and the writer for this is never getting hired again"
- "AS WE KNOW!"
😂😂😂
"She screamed! It was scary! I shoot scary!"
... Isn't that like everybody's reaction when playing a horror game.
I feel he went the wrong way with this movie.
Reminds me of the time every youtuber first played fucking FnaF and thought it was the "scariest game ever"......
Or shooting civilians.
My stepdad was watching me play Doom 3 when it came out and he asked me "Why the extra shots?" after I shot a couple of corpses. I answered, "Just making sure." He understood when he played it for himself and realized how many corpses were actually sleeping zombies.
@@JT044-iz1cv it wasn't. i mean sure the first time or 2 the jump scares were a little scary. but afterwards they got old fast. now if you want a truly scary game i suggest playing through RE7. and if you want an even scarier time with it play it in V.R. i've played it both ways. and i gotta say that the V.R version almost made me sick a few times. not that is was badly made but how immersive it makes you feel
"I don't see gender. Only money."
Nostalgia Critic, circa 2019.
Best quote....this is the most fun episode to watch for quite a while
sums up activision, ea, and bethesda these days
I think that's Disney's new slogan
deftly apt when you consider our current political climate as well.
How it should be
Watching a Land Before Time sequel
Nostalgia Critic: Where is the Bluth!?
I wish I had thought that one.
Ok, you win.
F
Paying respect
Giving a death stare at him
Roblox Character: *dies silently*
Nostalgia Critic: WHERE IS THE OOF?!
Shouldn't you be saying "Where is the Youth"
Slaggedfire was just gonna say that
Haha. #Robloxfanforlife
Dammit, I can't reach that cabinet. Where is the STOOL!?!?!?!?
Scoooby Dooby. Where is the "DOO"!?!?!?!?!?
Damn, I'm so glad the fire finally stopped. Where is the SOOT!?!?!?!?!??!
Man, I LOVE this Circus performance- . . . Where is the LOOP!?!?!?!?!?
I'll always remember my trip to France . . . . . . . Where is the LOUVRE!?!?!?!?
Let's have sex. Where is the LUBE!?!?!?!?
Where is the POOP!?!?!?!?!?
Best comment ever!😂
That drawn out joke was worth it just for those cereal boxes.
I enjoyed the “I’m not well!” Summary of everyone everywhere at the moment
Isaac approves of Children of the Corn flakes.
@@Hewylewis yes.
And tooth fairy Jim. 😂
**finds Malcom and Tamara had gotten baked without him**
"WHERE IS THE BOOF!"
Awful
I used to work at a small Video Store a few years ago and I would always run older obscure movies during my shift to get people talking and renting old things. I threw this on one day and everyone was entranced by it and then shocked to learn it came out in 2001... it rented quite well.
Damn
This could've been Mulan fighting Hades. But it wasn't.
Oh I get it.
Sometimes, you just get those MANLY URGES!
@Connor Dean it's the voice actors for mulan and hades
I want to see that movie.
There’s a book about that, actually. A for real book about Mulan going to the Underworld.
*Plays 80's game*
*Sees there's no microtransaction*
EA "WHERE IS THE LOOOT?!"
LOL
DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS! > : C
@Javelin Melody I still prefer Advent Children, personally.
When you have to remind yourself that this is a Final Fantasy movie, you've done something wrong.
*sees Dr Doom joke
*looks at the MCU
WHERE IS VON DOOM ?????
26:42 "CATS CAN'T TALK!"
*Cinema Snob and Lloyd will remember that*
monotonedmika Critic also met a cat in hocus pocus review
@@MrStyro and reviewed A Talking Cat?! with Obscuras Loupa a while back
Next time on fear the talking crictic...
Autobot Productions it’s sadly on private, except if you find it on someone’s playlist. I’d say it’s a just an ok review compared to Jontron’s
One character from Final Fantasy 7 is Cait Sith a cat can speak. He used to be Shinra Company's spy.
lol
Best annoyingly drawn out joke ever made.
I knew the punchline, but I still laughed like a madman.
Same XD
Same
I laughed like a baby it ruined me
"Doug you piece of shit!"
I was FAR more entertained by the "WHERE IS THE PROOF!?" drawn-out joke than this entire movie so good job, Doug. xD
*watching Invader Zim*
"WHERE IS THE MOOOOOOOSE!?"
His joke about Notre dame burning down was offensive
@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 that I agree with. Not helping is that he did it again in his review of Hunchback.
@@kylemorello4787 does he even follow his own advice?
@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 It wasn't THAT offensive. I actually thought it was pretty funny
@@thischannelisdeadso3701 it was that offensive. And how dare you laughed at that joke! That was too far!
*Pulls Woody's string*
Woody: There's a snake in my....
WHERE IS THE BOOT!?
Admittedly, the annoyingly drawn out joke looped back around to being funny for me the moment he screamed "WHERE IS THE TOOTH"
I have to admit the same
I knew the tooth joke was coming, but I was still giddy waiting for the payout.
It wasn't worth it.
For the record, the virtual actress thing worked for Barbie. She's starred in several dozen movies as various different characters.
Worked well for the muppets to. The predecessor to the virtual actor
Dr Doofenshmirtz isn't on Phineas and Ferb, anymore.
"WHERE IS THE DOOF!?!"
They shut up the Happy Wheels kid
"WHERE IS THE OOF!?!"
There's a word missing from this character description.
"WHERE IS THE ALOOF!?!"
My sensory slime is gone
"WHERE IS THE GLOOP!?!"
Hey, this chest is empty.
"WHERE IS THE LOOT!?!"
Honey, I can't find your Sunday best.
"WHERE IS THE SUIT!?!"
Man, this dog got its face really messed up
"WHERE IS THE CUTE!?!"
wow dude that was so funny and original. this same exact joke hasn’t been made 64 times in the comment section already! you’re totally not just fishing for likes with a joke you stole from other people!!
Quick! We need Frozone!
Where is my super SUIT?!
*looks at incomplete Ben 10 alien list*
WHERE IS THE GOOP?!?
Did you make an entire review just to put Jim in a tutu..........
i digg it
I'm pretty sure the movie "Tooth Fairy" was created for the sole purpose of putting the Rock in one.
He broke his record for his most annoyingly drawn out joke XD
Previously held by the 'alan' joke in the jurassic park 3 review
More importantly he beat Family Guy for annoyingly drawn out joke.
Only a joke if you laugh. Otherwise it is a microplot self-identifying as a joke
@@fearanarchy lol well said!
Which one?
Politicians: *says anything*
Nostalgia Critic: "WHERE IS THE TRUTH?!"
Non-existent, apparently. Fuck politics
You can't handle the tooth
I'm the only one who imagine this dialogue?
-You're scaring the little girl...
-Scaring the LITTLE GIIIIRL?!
-Where is the PROOF?!?!
Yes? No?
i do now
lol
I legit scoured that episode trying to find that bit only to realize it was from this movie
Not really
Followed by "While you still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being TRAINED to CONQUER GALAXIES!!"
Featuring James Woods as Lord Farquaad’s boring, taller brother.
vodka und cocainum das whiskey!
Which is interesting since this movie came out the same year as Shrek.
@@dangurney1042 I know, both flims weren't good. (Yes, I despise Shrek)
That joke was real drawn out... And like I knew it was gonna be exactly what it was.... And I let him do it to me...
I feel dirty.
That’s not a cloud!
Cloud Strife: **exists**
Now that’s a cloud!
I knew that the "Where is the TOOTH?!" was coming, and yet I STILL laughed like a hyena when it happened! 😂
Were is the proooof
The tooth fairy should have took the tooth and not left money, then he could have said "wheres the loot?"
@@smasher.338 That would have made way more sense.
Absolutely! That was hilarious XD
Set-up as a joke itself, love it!
Sad when a run on joke is better than the movie. I know he’s not sponsored yet but I was praying for a door dash to break up this movie for something mildly entertaining
Thanos performs the snap...
WHERE IS THE GROOT?
Barbie does that. Barbie presents in which Barbie plays a character. But in some Barbie movies Barbie is herself and her job is an actress who played those characters in the Barbie presents movies
They even make a joke in Toy story 3 about that.
“Where is the hoooof?!”
“Well, you’d better get to bed, Critic!”
That’s one of my favorite skits.
My moms sister is missing!
Where is Aunt Ruth?!
"Somebody get me Sherlock Holmes."
"WHERE IS THE SLEUTH?!?!"
"Mr. Gambini, your client is late."
"WHERE IS THE YOUT'?!?!"
"It's time to film Primer 2."
"WHERE IS CARRUTH?!?!"
*Phineas and ferb episode*
WHERE IS THE DOOF?!
That ending tho...
What a twist!
- M.Night Shamalamadingdong
Well. That got Meta.
Shamalama is legit a prick in real life, I saw him on the street once in LA and he actually kicked a stray dog. Hes walking back to his car and this cute little pupper just trots on toward him and he sees it and literally just fucking punts this little dog like 5 feet with people around and everything. This whole time hes carrying a starbucks cup in one hand and his douchey 300$ sunglasses in the other. Anyway, really reflects bad on him as a person, but I saw this right before I accidentally hit the dog so I dont know if I really have room to talk.
M. Night Shamamalamba
Cinematic Excrement calls him M. Night Shambleson.
The tooth gag had me in tears!
The children of the Corn Flakes cameo was appreciated.
*Soldier trips on a pebble.*
“I’VE GOT YOU!”
*Music swells.*
He tripped on a daisy
Final Fantasy the Movie:
At least it's not Food Fight.
There's actually a really wide gap in quality between those two movies, genius.
6:56 Ming-Na Wen!!! I love her!!! She’s the voice of Mulan and she plays Melinda May on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.!!! She is F*UCKING AWESOME!!!
Melinda May
Wish she was good in this movie
Yet she wasn't in here...as the video showcases.
She was Chun Li in Street Fighter the movie
Chronicler OfTheDead she was really good in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Watching the new Mulan trailer
"WHERE IS MUSHU!?!"
Disney said they will be "faithful" to the "original" so they removed mushu
On Sky Cinema
Final Fantasy Spirits Within, to be honest it lacks of magics, beating these monsters, adventure and-
the typical "Fantasy" vibes in my opinion. Thanks for the review NC.
I prefer playing FF games on Nintendo and Sony consoles. My fave summon is Bahamut. lol
My two bits? This movie lacked anything particularly "Final Fantasy" about it to the point where FFXV feels more Final Fantasy than this movie. XD
@@1aundulxaldin Final Fantasy 15 IS more Final Fantasy than this movie! It has the classic monsters, it has characters with different weapons and abilities, it has kingdoms and empires, it has Summoned Monsters (or "gods"), and though used differently than any other Final Fantasy games, 15 at least makes use of SOME magical abilities! Sure, in the form of magic grenades and a magic ring - but there's still magic! AND a crystal! *NONE* of which is ANYWHERE in The Spirits Within!
As you know, exposition works best when introduced with the words, "as you know".
"It's not that I understand it, I just don't care"....this just sums up the entire movie
DIO!!!!
Eh, I used to like it.
That's a Homer Simpson quote infinitely useful today.
I bought the bluray at Dollar General and I watch it every few years when I forget everything that happens in the movie. Very meh movie not all that memorable at all.
27:53 Trying to pass "the phantoms are actually ghosts" off as a twist is pretty weak, but there's a bigger problem. As a reveal, it doesn't _mean_ anything - knowing that they're ghosts doesn't open new options for dealing with them or add any dramatic weight. It's just there so the writers can mark off "plot twist" on the "Writing a Screenplay for Dummies" worksheet.
I guess the idea is that the phantoms come from a dead world, and if we let Gaia be destroyed, we'll end up the same way?
You're absolutely right. For about 2 seconds, you're like..."That's kinda neat."
But then the *big reveal* changes nothing at all. It is just so lame...
I love how his cat stared at him like he was insane.😂
Come play with us hee hee arf arf hyuk hyuk
When was that?
I like the random Archer outbursts. "OH MY GOD YOU KILLED A HOOKER!" was my favorite 🤣
Honestly Archer Is funnier when you take it out of context... Because outside of Archers performance i don't find the rest of the show that funny because the characters are too anoying to be likeble and the animation Is not really that fun to watch in my opinion. Look phatom Strider video to find out my problems with the show.
@@motor4X4kombat It would be a complete shit show without Archer being a smartass. I also liked Krieger, the rest of the characters were annoying, i agree
15:50 Ok, He will do a "Where is the tooth joke next."
17:50 At least he is honest.
That was 2 Minutes.
I actually went to sleep and then come back to it the next morning to draw out the joke some more.
2019: "REAL ACTORS WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST!"
2023: "Studios want to make CGI doubles of real actors and replace them without any pay."
What have you done?
😒Aw Man! Their’s no milk to drink for breakfast this morning!
Where is the JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!
NC: "I don't see gender, only money."
It's okay for us to be greedy corporate douchebags as long as we're not sexist.
That's what the chart says anyway.
Fubukio just like the people who created back to the barnyard!
Male cows, seriously?!
que: Harvey Weinstein enters the room
@@Marinealver *cue
"I am not talking to a camera right now, I'm just insane" had me laughing so hard
best part of that whole bit...plus he kinda looks like Al Roker
But, technically he was talking to a camera.
Basically the Nerd.
*Being seated at a table with chairs at a restaurant*
WHERE IS THE BOOTH?!
*Stoop Kid from Hey Arnold being away from his home*
WHERE IS THE STOOP?!
Yeah, me and a few friends who were crazy into the games went and saw it on opening day.
The theater was almost empty, THAT was a sign of things to come.
20:44 Hey, look. Another sci-fi shot that Jupiter Ascending ripped off. I CREATE LIFE!
... And I destroy it.
"And to all the people I've pissed off out there, I'M NOT WELL!" Yes, a million times.
Imreadyreadygogo we know your not well critic
Several decades later, the Nostalgia Critic wakes up. He looks in a mirror and no longer recognizes the man he sees. Wrinkles line his once handsome face. Seeing himself in old age, he reflects on the time that has been lost, and as a tear rolls down his cheek, he says:
"Where is my YOUTH?!"
It's so weird seeing how this animation was friggin' GROUNDBREAKING for 2001, but nowadays games I have on my steam library have these graphics or better and they were sold half-off.
Disney's Dinosaur came out the same year and it's better.
Plus, this animation looks better than the Scorpion King in The Mummy Returns.
@@Alejandroigarabide its easier to animate anthropomorphic dinos than it is to animate photo realistic humans without breaching the uncanny Valley
@@emanuelmartinez7267 You have a point.
Critic is the only person who can make me watch all the way through the sponsorship section.
Same
The sponsorship was more entertaining than that drawn out joke.
I dont understand this one but I still watched. It was better than the annoying drawn out joke.
Ps. Cats dont talk...unless you're cinema snob.
For me, it's critic and Game Grumps. Seriously, when marketing people will make commercials, not suffering?
Nah, I love the 10 second jump function for that. Quickly skipping it
If you ever played Life Is Strange, the game which produced by Square Enix, the main character, Max ever said this line:
"Final Fantasy The Spirits Within is the best Sci-fi movie that ever made. I don't care what everyone said. It has the best visual effects that I've ever seen in my life."
Jeez, Square Enix doesn't want to admit their mistakes, huh?
Dontnod made life is strange. but Max herself was a strange girl and into peculiar movies.
@@hecatomb1864 that's crazy. I'm glad they survived though. Just goes to show that taking risks doesn't always pay off. I personally liked the movie though
I thought of it as an inside joke like REMEMBER THAT AWFUL MOVIE THAT ALMOST BANKRUPTED US *wink* *wink*
@@hecatomb1864 its said that to this day, square is still attempting to kill themselves.
Are you cereal?
"Is Thanos going to play sonic the hedgehog?! Please?"
Best joke in the review
WE'RE IS THE SEGA
"Now I will take Chaos Emeralds myself."
Mole!
NOOOOOOOOOOO
“It’s warm!” The same thing you’d say when you hot pocket is done. Deep. 😂😂😂
"I'm thirsty."
**goofily walks to the fridge**
**opens said fridge**
**notices it's empty**
**turns to camera**
"Where is THE JUICE!?"
This whole movie looks like a cutscene for a video game.
Chi-Chi Does Stuff ps3,2,wii,or 360?
@@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario id say ps1
@@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario they had some crazy fmv
@@vergilsparda8431 i would at least give it ps2. This level of visuals ahead of its time though.
@@MegaDuke4life This level of visuals is dog shit. I would give it 2 gamecubes out of 10.
This movie seems more like an extended tech demo than something we should pay to see
I just love the fact that Malcom and Tamra are being nice to him even though he tried to crush them flat.
How's a virtual actor suppose to work? I mean whats the point you still have to hire a voice actor.
Yeah, and once that actor passes away, or if they quit the role, or get too old for it, someone else will have to take over and it'll be odd. It won't be the same character.
@AT Productions I've not seen that with online artists but it makes me think of Miku Hatsune, maybe. But Miku uses a voice program to speak and that program is only modeled on a person's voice, it's not acted out completely by a person.
I assume it's to have a familiar face in several different CGI movies that otherwise don't have anything in common. For example, you know how you can easily recognize Jean Claude van Damme in all the movies he plays in despite the fact that those movies don't have anything else in common? I guess it's something like that, but for CGI movies.
Voice actors are like, 1000x cheaper then big name actors. Who are gonna ask for the same amount regardless so not the smartest plan.
“Honey I just found out my parents died in a horrible crash”
“That’s amore baby”
Where is the prooof!!!
Nostalgia Critic Video Ideas
•Stuart Little 2
•College Road Trip
•Norbit
•Doogal
•Open Season
•Beverly Hills Chihuahua
•Show Dogs
•Justice League (2017)
•Furry Vengeance
•5 Children & It (2004)
•Cars 2
•Samurai Jack
•Night At The Museum
•Mulan (1998)
•The Angry Birds Movie 2
•The Wild
•The Game Plan
•Fred Claus
•Pokemon Detective Pikachu
•The Longest Yard (2005)
•Sonic The Hedgehog (2020)
•Are We There Yet?
•Underdog
•National Treasure
•National Treasure: Book of Secrets
•Unaccompanied Minors
•Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry
•S.C.O.O.B.
•Garfield Gets Real
•Garfield's Fun Fest
•Garfield's Pet Force
•Pete's Dragon (2016)
•Galaxy Quest
•Elf
•Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
•Shark Tale
•Evolution (2001)
•Jingle All The Way 2
•Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale
•Bee Movie
•Smurfs: The Lost Village
•Are We Done Yet?
•The Shaggy Dog (2006)
•G-Force
•Rat Race
•Christopher Robin
•Escape From Planet Earth
•Brother Bear
•Sing
•Peter Rabbit
•30 Minutes or Less
I have one "Kung Pow : Enter the fist" from 2002.
Titan AE
How about Mirrormask?
I know Manos has been done to death but I kinda want to see him make fun of it. Either that or the Bye Bye Man.
The Archer voice overs were hilarious!!
To be fair, while the hair, clothing, and environmental textures in this movie look awful, the actual faces on the characters are still pretty impressive, in my opinion.
I'll still say, for a movie that's 18 years old, the animation still holds up.
I'm convinced Hironobu Sakuguchi only directed this so he'd have a reason to resign from Square.
Maybe he did. But then again, directing a game and a movie are two different animals.
Wait Sakaguchi directed this shite????? What???????
@@authorrobjohnson3178 Not really. The only difference is that directing a game's actor and writing the story takes more time.
@@pedroxruz6032 Is it? Oh okay. I thought with a game script, there was more filler in between because of game play.
@@pedroxruz6032 Except for the whole pacing, screentime, things that can be told with gameplay, things that can actually be expositioned with an exposition dump without being boring because youi can choose to actually read/watch them or not... Yeah, except for all that, they are practically the same.
And that's only from the art perspective. Then you add the technical part (that also need to be directed).
But sure, besides that, totally the same.
Sakaguchi is a good videogame director, but a movie director he isn't. And that's fine. It's like Nomura, who is a good art and character designer, but a really bad videogame director. Noone can be good at everything.
Imagine if Akki Ross won an Oscar, some random guy walked up on stage, held his phone in front of the mic and a video of Akki Ross making her acceptance speech played
Hologram or AR.
I went to the dentist this afternoon:
*Where's my tooth?!*
The Secret of NIMH is suddenly missing a directorial credit:
WHERE IS DON BLUTH?!!!!!
To pay respects?
@Cody Smith Uh, no. Don is still alive.
@@AnonymousFrogNG Wikipedia says he's still alive. So I'm going with the more hopeful idea, and just assuming he's not been up to much that's noteworthy in recent years.
I liked the film as a stand alone film I just would have liked it alot better had Final Fantasy wasn't slapped on it, that was it's downfall.
Super agreed. I remember going with a friend to see it in theaters and we both are huge FF fans, so it was kind of a slap in the face to us. But I watched it a few years ago, and as a standalone film, it's definitely not horrible.
Disagree. On it's own merits, the movie is boring and badly written. It has no redeeming qualities at all.
For me Final Fantasy was all about the four elemental crystals. I'm sure somebody would know what final fantasy is aside from the spiky blonde guy carrying a big fat sword.
Glad to see others who liked the film. We're rare.
Boring, poorly acted, badly written story? This is TOTALLY something one should dedicate their life to watching
*R Kelly when he realizes there's no little girls in prison:*
"WHERE IS THE YOUTH?"
I just wanna thank you guys for shouting out HDSA. I lost my grandma, an aunt and will lose my dad to Huntington's Disease but thanks to a lot of groundbreaking research it's looking like we may have seen the last generation to have to suffer it.
"Virtual actors" aka just reusing models in 3d animated movies and pretending that makes it revolutionary instead of lazy.
Who will care about models? People will only care about the voice actors.
Yeah like James Cameron's Avatar
stick figure animation is also very cheap but with dramatic special effects and cgi can be transformed into something truly amazing
Saves money too :D
I still find it funny how people genuinely believed that could've ruined the actor industry or something
The fact that this Nostalgia Critic video is the best example for why AI would be a horrible replacement for actors is insane.
"I dont see gender, only money" Disney 2020-2023
This is the only channel where ads promoting something are enjoyable to watch
That's not true. Please keep your policitcs out of my RUclips
What about Rob Gavagan (Dyke)?
@@hewhoeatsall what politics you cashew?
I like the AVGN’s ads
15:23 When even Family Guy had cutaways that doesn't last this long.
"You sure you got time to smoke?" - "Oh yea, it's a Doug Walker. It goes on for a while."
"my God, is anybody ugly in this movie? can someone have a zit?" tell that to the animators for RWBY why don't you.
When seeing this movie after all this time I've just realised that Nathan Drake in Uncharted franchise looks very much like Captain Grey Edwards
It's good to know one of the virtual actors in this movie went on to bigger, better things XD
during the tooth fairy part, I totally forgot which review I was watching! xD
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I'm just glad that that movie did not sour the relationship between Square Enix and people like James Woods and Ming-Na Wen.
FYI: I'm referring to the Kingdom Hearts series.
A highly overrated series.
Marduk You're a highly overrated series.
@@MrDj232 I been hyped for KH3 and I agree with you! KH is very overated. At least the combat is cool.
@@MrDj232 (ಠ_ಠ) no it isn't
@@MrDj232 You misspelled underrated by the way
Oliver: There can only be one virtual actor. *pulls out gun* Fukase, get the body bag!
Fukase:...this is the last time I help a 12 year old
29:57 Congratulations!!! You just proved that the Tidus laugh scene is a lot more funnier than what we just sat through!
Hey!! That's *"Grand Moff* Tarkin" to you.
Your lack of faith disturbs me..